The Stations of The Cross: Poofesure Edition 7:14 First Joker laugh 8:22 Slowly starts to go insane 10:36 Horrible break 14:40 The power bar is not accurate 17:10 Begins to abuse Beef Boss 18:58 Shortest 8.2 feet ever 21:43 On the verge of insanity 23:51 Screwed by the flagstick a second time 25:15 Poof putting out a mating call 25:40 Poof becomes the Joker 26:43 Begins to question his sanity 28:48 The camera was aware of that result 32:10 Gets screwed by the pin a 3rd time 32:36 TBH, that bill would cost millions 34:37-35:24 The “how” phase 37:35 So close yet so far away 41:00 HOW?!!! 42:57 Rage quits
At 14:00 it says his ball was 9.3ft away when actuality it was 3.2ft. His ball is approx 23 golf balls away from the hole (golf ball width 1.68”) (1.68x23 = 38.64” or 3ft 2in) Just incase anyone was curious Edit: of if you are going off the FT from the hole the ball is 4.8inches wide
Part of the reason it always looks so skewed is the game's golf balls have no world space size, it's screen space. Because of the game's low output resolution, the goofball never shrinks below a minimum size on screen even if it should be a pixel or smaller white dot.
This man single-handedly keeping all of America entertained in the late night/early morning hours by simply scream and raging till he gets noise complaints or he conks out from high blood pressure… thank you Kienan. Thank you.
me and my roommate were playing around on this platinum and we came up with a couple of different strategies to help: Hole 1 and 2 if they are the closer pin to where you start, you can put it at max power (like red red power) and get it 6.8 feet and 6.4 feet away (if I remember right). It’s not as good as the wedge but it’s guaranteed. Hole 4, you can driver put from the sand on the closest pin position to you and get it in 90% of the time. Only works on the closest pin position. There’s a couple I don’t remember from later on, but if they look impossible based on distance (hole 6?), use a weak iron shot. Good luck and I hope you see this before you break another remote
I feel like all this anger is gonna lead to extreme happiness then an extreme course of crying like a child who was giving his first toy on Christmas knowing how much his parents struggle to support him
18:46 my only logical reasoning for why the game thinks that is 1 foot away is maybe it's counting the distance between the ball and the bottom of the inside of the hole, that's the only thing I can think of
What about the one Wii Party U video that was titled "WII PARTY U MASTER DIFFICULTY IS THE MOST RIGGED GAME OVER" where he angrily destroyed his Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside at the end
It just popped in my head, each square on the green is 3'x3' so each green square away from the hole is about 3 feet + 1.5 feet (the hole is centered on a square)
"How is that fair? One power bar, if I hit it any less than that... emeneemneemne, EEEE, no no, for the thir- YYYYYAAAAAAAAA Poofesure - May 19, 2024 Timestamp - 11:16 More Hilarious Timestamps- 14:5019:0026:30 This video displays a man that stuttered more than every other stutter I've heard in my lifetime, Jesus Christ HIMSELF has NEVER even HEARD this many stutters until now!!!
Because he refuses to aim at the pin. He aims "5" feet to the right and wonders how he misses it. If he wouldn't have aimed to the right, would have gone right in.
It's probably either people skipping around right away to get the first comment on random moments, or leaving a comment instantly to edit it once they see something.
I have completed this platinum after being inspired by you to try it. One thing I’ve learned that might be helpful is that on shot 6 you do not, nor should you use the iron. You can use the wedge. Just hit it into the red a little bit and it will still ad more power and distance to your shot. Yes it will make it go left or right, so there is a little bit of luck involved but you will at least make it on the green note consistently without flying across it. Same goes for all golf shots. If you hit it in the red it will still add more power if you need it. Hope this helps.
The way the measuring system in this specific minigame is that 1 IRL foot is 3 wii sports feet. so when it says poof needs to get under 60 wii sports ft he needs to get under 20 real life feet.
Everybody gangsta till poofesure uploads a 3 letter video
ong
No kidding
i laughed
Facts 😂 I was like oh boy this is gonna be a good one
Fr
the amount of anger and frustration that i can sense from a 3 letter word is insane
how
The minute I saw this title and thumbnail, I immediately knew how incredibly pissed off he was this entire video.
He’s really quiet let’s player, so be sure to turn up your volume
43 minutes long, LMAO
43 minutes long even mind you LMAO
disasters to never forget about according to poofesure:
- 9/11
- christmas
- poofesture trying to get platinum in wii sports golf
Christmas is insane dude
Christmas is a disaster when u r an adult lol
Christmas was the worst disaster to ever step foot on this earth…😢
That was funny
Don’t forget Helen keller
11:20 “If I hit any less than that -- No No EEEEYAAAAAA!!!
Bro hit the jump button
Bro turned into Frieza 😂
the way he kept interrupting himself
he went EEEYYAAAAA again at 17:18
18:59 he said this like a mortified spongebob character
Educational television
OVERTIME???
LMAOO
8.2?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Reminds of that scene where Spongebob is holding onto the back of Mrs. Puff’s car and she drives him through the cheese graters
25:16 when the music conductor tells u to sing louder
This woke me out of a dead sleep
The Stations of The Cross: Poofesure Edition
7:14 First Joker laugh
8:22 Slowly starts to go insane
10:36 Horrible break
14:40 The power bar is not accurate
17:10 Begins to abuse Beef Boss
18:58 Shortest 8.2 feet ever
21:43 On the verge of insanity
23:51 Screwed by the flagstick a second time
25:15 Poof putting out a mating call
25:40 Poof becomes the Joker
26:43 Begins to question his sanity
28:48 The camera was aware of that result
32:10 Gets screwed by the pin a 3rd time
32:36 TBH, that bill would cost millions
34:37-35:24 The “how” phase
37:35 So close yet so far away
41:00 HOW?!!!
42:57 Rage quits
Tbh you’re the hero of the comment section. Digging to find this comment lol. Felt bad for his “it’s not fair” phase
How how howe haow hao hæw hau aow ow paow paow ħow??!
Lmao he says HOW 50 times during the how phase alone
STATIONS OF THE CROSS LMFAO
You know this is gonna be a good video when there’s platinum and the just the word “how”
34:37 owls in a parallel universe
How how how how how how how how how how how how how 😭😭😭
Sounds like a doggy
this is KILLING ME
Nearly 50 how’s in a minute later. How?
I dont even have to hit the timestamp to know what he’s sayijg
Hearing him be calm at the beginning is so much like the calm before the storm, its terrifying
The longer the video the deeper into insanity he goes
3:15 - 3:16
"Know your crustomer." Poofesure, May 19, 2024
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@@simpoly6929 no. The Krusty Krab. Come on, man.
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BEAU ANGELO-
HI I SAW UR LINKEDIN AND SUPERPROF
i made you my phone wallpaper at some point cuz i love your selfies
seriously dude it's surreal that i've found you here after finding you on superprof as a guitar tutor last year.... your profile was very memorable
6:57 that one snoring family member when you’re all on vacation
😂😂😂 Yes, amazing
😂😂😂😂😂😂
How
How
Damn more free likes
how
How
How
26:31 porky pig becoming a video game tester
Bro the vid came out two minutes ago how are u alrdy at the time stamp
Do you people ai these or something?
@@Barak925ikr what?
PLEASEES
@@ffsffs9225
19:05 when she freaky in the dm’s but yall finally link up
NAHHH
Lmaooooooo
I’m crying🤣🤣🤣
was just looking at his posts deciding which to use to fall asleep
Me too, I’m sure he’ll be extra calm and quiet so we can sleep soundly
I looked at this video, and thought, “Monday and a good portion of sleep can wait”
@@adipocere4777 Always is. he would never yell or smash a remote
Trying to go to sleep and then getting jump scared by a yell is a different experience
i fall asleep to his screaming 😭
25:42 my favorite manic moment of this episode
34:37 You know you stayed up too late when you go to bed and hear this outside...
Poof: “There some things that are just unforgivable. 9/11”
Me: “I’m with ya there”
Poof: “Christmas”
Me: “Pause”
He said, "some things should never be forgettable"
Poofesure's list of disasters that should never be forgotten:
1. 9/11
2. Christmas
3. Hitting the Green in Wii Sports
What's the timestamp?
@@cantrusthestory33:44
Not hitting the green *
11:24 me during karate class
XD
At 14:00 it says his ball was 9.3ft away when actuality it was 3.2ft.
His ball is approx 23 golf balls away from the hole (golf ball width 1.68”) (1.68x23 = 38.64” or 3ft 2in)
Just incase anyone was curious
Edit: of if you are going off the FT from the hole the ball is 4.8inches wide
Cool, I like the analysis.
Not compared to the feet of the Miis
Every patch of grass is x2. If he lands on the 3 patch it’s 3x2 and round up depending on where the ball lands on the patch
Part of the reason it always looks so skewed is the game's golf balls have no world space size, it's screen space. Because of the game's low output resolution, the goofball never shrinks below a minimum size on screen even if it should be a pixel or smaller white dot.
@@Chicky_Lumps for sure! I was more so just curios what the distance was in relation to the ball.
28:48 GOT ME WHEEZING FOR A SOLID 10 MINUTES
28:56 I think Poof ate his mic
7:05 And here you can observe a goat in its natural habitat
Sheep?
34:38 when someone asks who’s moving castle that is
This man single-handedly keeping all of America entertained in the late night/early morning hours by simply scream and raging till he gets noise complaints or he conks out from high blood pressure… thank you Kienan. Thank you.
18:58 why does this sound so much like when Spongebob said "Educational Television!?"
Poofesure comparing this platinum to 9/11 is truly wild lmaoo
Obviously one is worse than the other 🙄 (hint:it’s not the one with the plane)
Only 3 letters?
ATTENTION HEADPHONE USERS:
TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME NOW I REPEAT TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME NOW! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
Is this not an ASMR channel??
My volume isn't working, I'mma just turn it up all the way and hope it works 🙏
I got headphones on lol😂😂😂
How
Didn’t quite catch you there, did you say turn my volume up? If you say so...
10:06 I love when Poof gets a little frustrated, he sounds like Link.
Love when poof yells kyah like an acoustic anime girl.
It's like poof knows when im going to bed i can't wait to sleep to this
Same
Ikr. I was just about to sleep. I sometimes sleep to his videos 🤣
how
@@ommy7672how
How the heck do you guys sleep to his videos when he screams out sometimes 😂
me and my roommate were playing around on this platinum and we came up with a couple of different strategies to help:
Hole 1 and 2 if they are the closer pin to where you start, you can put it at max power (like red red power) and get it 6.8 feet and 6.4 feet away (if I remember right). It’s not as good as the wedge but it’s guaranteed.
Hole 4, you can driver put from the sand on the closest pin position to you and get it in 90% of the time. Only works on the closest pin position.
There’s a couple I don’t remember from later on, but if they look impossible based on distance (hole 6?), use a weak iron shot. Good luck and I hope you see this before you break another remote
Am I the only one who genuinely falls asleep to Poof's vids, even when hes screaming to the top of his lungs
LOL. I thought I was the only one!
Yup me too! Even through his screaming his voice is just so calming to me. Love to fall asleep to his minecraft videos or papa Louie ones! 🤣
i watch his horror vids to fall asleep idk how i do it
He’s got the same calming and reassuring presence as Bob Ross.
Same here
SpongeBob: How much sleep gas did Mrs. Puff pour into my cup when she stole my new boat? 18:59
18:59 how gymnasts react when you give them an 8.2 instead of a 10
I love beef boss getting his practice swings in at 26:41 as poof yells
37:27 "We actually have to really think about our shots here"
*_Aggressively underswings without thinking about it seconds later_*
15:04 - 15:06 got the whole mind working on overdrive
I feel like all this anger is gonna lead to extreme happiness then an extreme course of crying like a child who was giving his first toy on Christmas knowing how much his parents struggle to support him
Please stop breaking toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside, there are hungry people out there who could use them as food and its very wasteful
Why did that make me laugh
What a nice way to end the weekend. I love when poof uploads right before bed. It's so quiet and soothing 😌
I’d imagine Poof’s live commentary is BeefBoss ranting while his head yaps about like the Canadian’s in South Park. 😂😂😂
Im baked as fuck im dying at this 😂
@@rodsummerfield1241 😂😂 Mission Accomplished then. I’m glad. 😂😂
37:20 Poof bringing back dubstep
Bugs Bunny: “What’s up, doc?”
Porky Pig: “That’s all, folks!”
Tasmanian Devil: 15:04
3 letters and 43 minutes? Yeah you know this is gonna be good.
18:59 is the SpongeBob episode when misses puff steals the boat
😂😂
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?!
18:46 my only logical reasoning for why the game thinks that is 1 foot away is maybe it's counting the distance between the ball and the bottom of the inside of the hole, that's the only thing I can think of
26:31 the fact that directly after this rage I got an ad for meditation
I could hear the scream in those lowercase letters
Same.
My favorite ASMR creator!!!!
The amount of rage it's gonna be is over 9000
An all lower-case title means that he failed and ragequit.
An all capital title means he somehow got the platinum.
Mark my words and remember my name.
Thanks!
Well what about the "the easiest platinum medal" video? That's in lowercase and he got it
What about the one Wii Party U video that was titled "WII PARTY U MASTER DIFFICULTY IS THE MOST RIGGED GAME OVER" where he angrily destroyed his Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside at the end
Oh, of course!
It just popped in my head, each square on the green is 3'x3' so each green square away from the hole is about 3 feet + 1.5 feet (the hole is centered on a square)
Love having the sounds of poof scream put me to bed
"How is that fair? One power bar, if I hit it any less than that... emeneemneemne, EEEE, no no, for the thir- YYYYYAAAAAAAAA
Poofesure - May 19, 2024
Timestamp - 11:16
More Hilarious Timestamps- 14:50 19:00 26:30
This video displays a man that stuttered more than every other stutter I've heard in my lifetime, Jesus Christ HIMSELF has NEVER even HEARD this many stutters until now!!!
40:59 is also a contender
Because he refuses to aim at the pin. He aims "5" feet to the right and wonders how he misses it. If he wouldn't have aimed to the right, would have gone right in.
That "8.2??????? " killed me 😂
@@KryptonicShadowhe’s trying to account for the hills that will redirect his shot
37:55
It’s gonna be 2059 by the time poof gets every platinum
He knows his audience so well, midnight on a Sunday :)
I’m surprised poof didn’t have more of a reaction when he hit the pin and it bounced off and rolled back into the green for 100ft lmao
What tf was the massive bounce that thing took at 42:37 😂😂I've never seen a ball bounce like that on this game, and then the rage afterwards 😂😂
Yeah there’s definitely an ai algorithm on these super fast comments
@Barak925 the skip button in question:
@@Barak925well both of th comments are also edited, don't know if there's any meaning but you know
@@Barak925what would be the gain though?
It's probably either people skipping around right away to get the first comment on random moments, or leaving a comment instantly to edit it once they see something.
“9/11… uhh christmas”
love how he uses Christmas as one of the things on the list of horrible disasters that should never be forgotten.
8:24 iconic words from Mr.Poofesure
34:37 an indigenious person greeting everyone in the village individually.
Reminder that watching Poof in 2x speed is like watching a raging Ben Shapiro
Love you, man! Watched you for 4 years and you still kick ass!
I think the games kicked his ass. N I’ve watched him 4 in a half years
18:59 - when the math teacher ask me what number is between 8.1 and 8.3 on a line graph
The three-letter title just radiates pure, unfiltered, unhinged rage all on its own and I haven’t even started the video yet
When Poof said "how", I felt that
Rip George cooper
@34:38 Poof has gone full native.....
35:01 my dog when the bell rings:
Wait until he realizes that in hole 6 you have to use the iron
We also need a compilation of Poof getting pissed at the Nice On guy
42:57 Michael Scott at his mom's wedding
Great reference
Ahhh. Just what I needed. Good ambiance for sleep.
"Some things should never be forgettable. 9/11. Christmas." -Poof 2024
The part where he kept saying "How?" sounded like the receiving line at a Native American chief's wedding...
Bro really sounded like a looney toons character today 😂
34:37 the call of a dyslexic owl
I have completed this platinum after being inspired by you to try it. One thing I’ve learned that might be helpful is that on shot 6 you do not, nor should you use the iron. You can use the wedge. Just hit it into the red a little bit and it will still ad more power and distance to your shot. Yes it will make it go left or right, so there is a little bit of luck involved but you will at least make it on the green note consistently without flying across it. Same goes for all golf shots. If you hit it in the red it will still add more power if you need it. Hope this helps.
An over 40 minute video from Poofesure is actually a W for all of us
This is Probably one of the best titles for a Poofesure video in a long time.
For the 9 months I've been watching. Every video is just him slowly losing his mind and I love it😂
I love how he’s like “that’s two feet?!?!” While the ball looks to be accurately 2’ lmao
Just how
You're Boba Fett, you should know exactly how
That's how
That's how
The power of the dark side
@@palpatinerocks3260 teach me how to use the force
I love when Poofesure uploads a 30+ minute video
I was watching this while trying to paint with watercolors and Jesus Christ I had to stop painting because I was laughing so hard
Idk why but seeing a poof video with just 1 word is just terrifying
Bazinga
they are surrounded
they are surrounded
43 minutes of Wii Sports is a recipe for disaster
i love how calm he always is at the beginning
I like going to sleep to these videos. Poof screeching like a banshee is so calming 😴
19:05 all teeth
how many times is poof gonna iron hole 6 after unsuccessfully ironing hole 6
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
The way the measuring system in this specific minigame is that 1 IRL foot is 3 wii sports feet. so when it says poof needs to get under 60 wii sports ft he needs to get under 20 real life feet.
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, ANAKIN. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!"
42:58
This man has finally inspired me to go for all the Platinum medals after 15 years of owning a Wii. I am down to two: throwing punches and putting.