I wanna say maybe the Koopa in front got the item, but the game awarded the koopa the exact frame it should’ve given a hit promt to the koopa, poof was the closest, and since Poof was the last to be in the area it flashed the box on his end.
True but it was more like 2/3 frames after Koopa hit the box. Poof was way too far from the item box's hit box to be able to get it (before Koopa). I don't know why poof thinks this is BS tbh
Considering how MKWii’s hit boxes can be really weird sometimes, if you look really closely you can see Koopa troopa’s head is just barely close enough to take the box. That’s my best explanation. It’s either that, or Nintendo really trolled us with this game
7:11 this is one of the most insane backspams I've ever seen, not even in top level competitive have I seen someone backspam on the green mushrooms and knock someone off, CPU aimbot is insane
2:45 Ok for those who are saying that Poof didn't touch the item, Koopa's hitbox must've somehow hit the block considering he was past the block meaning Poofesure was robbed of that item block.
@@MetalizedSoul The hit boxes are wonky. If you ever look up Super Smash Brothers, there's these things called "Phantom Hits" where the HITbox and HURTbox don't overlap. So you "hit" the enemy but don't "hurt" the enemy. Koopa here, likely hit the box on the edge of the hitbox but visually it looks like it missed.
@@davidwhidden9337 tbf I do agree with the wonky hitboxes as there has been a few moments where hitboxes go like that when I'm playing this, so yeah makes sense, still proves that poof was screwed
Aight Poof, to prepare you for the rest of the cups and just to improve on driving in general, take note on these tips; Hold A on and off to look behind you when driving, it seriously helps for incoming projectiles and hitting opponents with items as they're on your tail. The more items you get to hit them with the better chance your rank will be higher. Also wheelies are a good extra speed boost for straight roads when you wanna get a better time record, but only do it when you're in first so you don't get thrown off course. Lastly for items, I'd like to conclude that every box counts. If you already have items like 3 bananas and you get a second box, throw them all in random directions to have a better chance of hitting some people, and keep gambling items for a better hit ratio, but always keep something on you to protect you, good luck with the rest of your playthrough, I look forward to watching the rest of it!
He's not gonna listen to any advice lmao, he refuses to even wheelie after like 5-6 years of playing because he is adamant that it doesn't increase speed when it objectively does.
A little tidbit about green shells in Mario Kart: When ricocheting off walls, green shells have the ability to “smart bounce” where if they’re close enough to a driver _(any_ driver) it will actually adjust the bounce angle to make a hit more likely.
@@REDFIRYOSHI I’ve heard that, but I’ve also been told that it’s in MKWii, but to a lesser extent (aka the shell tracking kinda sucked and didn’t work half the time in that game). I haven’t played Wii in years though, so I can’t confirm that.
No way he does that. 3 star is essentially just luck. you can afford around 3 blue shells or lightnings per cup (varies per cup a bit, but when I did this I learned its best to reset in that case unless It was the last race). The times are way too strict.
@@Budderman18 IIRC the game actually rewards your rank for getting hit with unavoidable items and still winning, it's avoidable items that hurt your rank.
Poof, you're never gonna get out of the mirror mode if you keep forgetting to wheelie. drift button or shaking down on the wii wheel will cancel the wheelie when you need to avoid something!
Me too, I’m an avid mk8 player, but like a week ago I got the chance to play on an old friends Wii, and let me tell you, the controls on this game are HARD, I was struggling not to bonk into a wall, Poof has come a long way
I literally had the urge to turn our Wii on for the first time in a decade, replicate Poof's build, and avoid using wheelies, just to see if it should be even remotely this hard to accomplish.
For anyone wondering I dusted off my old Wii just to see and it took 2 or 3 games just to shake the rust off and do exactly what he does however I have too admit it was harder than I first thought I might play Some more but I might have too take a look at my Wii bc it nearly didn’t turn on or I might have to buy a new one
Just an FYI poof, after getting all the one-stars, there is still Time Trials to do. Gotta unlock the Staff Ghosts on all 32 tracks to unlock everything.
We need an eye tracker on this somehow because I gotta know how he's not seeing some of these things before he drives straight into them😂 also why use a bike if you're never gonna wheelie
Seriously it's not as bad as before but sometimes he beelines for hazards plainly ahead of him for several seconds. Plus, he's never learned that drifting can help you dodge faster than just tilting.
Never, and i mean, NEVER in my whole time playing MKWII I've seen the CPUs hit so many crazy green shells like they did in this video. Poofesure's luck is seriously out of this world.
Poof. When your wheelieing, all you have to do to stop it is start a drift. On a wii wheel it can be hard to stop it any other way. Your driving skill has improved significantly however unless you wheelie you will keep struggling
5:23 I am watching that video. Curiosity got the best of you but you still won that race. Also surprised you didn't get a box after the slow mo replay. Anyway good job.
It’ll probably take him longer to beat 1 expert staff ghost than it was to get that platinum on target practice. There’s nearly no room for error there.
2:44 with the amount of encounters i've had with koopa troopa over the years, I would have jumped out of the window knowing that he was the one that did that
i thought i might have been trippin but i most certainly was not
ok
trippin balls !!
Hi
Prob not
Poof poofin that ⛽
mmm can't wait to fall asleep to this and wake up in 7 minutes to poof screaming
I'm glad I'm not the only one that watches Poof while going to sleep. Lol
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE???
Lmfaooo mood asf
REAL
He’s so comfy… then he blasts my eardrums
2:46 robbed
blue falcon new meta confirmed
Bodacious, Troy
imprisoned
The cpu driving like its 50 cc to let him get first are paid actors
Real TWD
2:44 I thought you would be exaggerating but holy shit that hit detection is insane
I wanna say maybe the Koopa in front got the item, but the game awarded the koopa the exact frame it should’ve given a hit promt to the koopa, poof was the closest, and since Poof was the last to be in the area it flashed the box on his end.
True but it was more like 2/3 frames after Koopa hit the box. Poof was way too far from the item box's hit box to be able to get it (before Koopa). I don't know why poof thinks this is BS tbh
@@TigerClamoryIs it really fair though Koopa Troopa got it from where the vehicle was?
Koopa deserved that box fr
I’m smoking watching this and I thought I was trippin cuz I heard him hit the item box🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, theres NO way koopa shouldve had that box. Their cart wasnt even near it. Wow.
Considering how MKWii’s hit boxes can be really weird sometimes, if you look really closely you can see Koopa troopa’s head is just barely close enough to take the box.
That’s my best explanation. It’s either that, or Nintendo really trolled us with this game
No he was close enough, but just barely.
@@SiebayPlays nah, he looked like he went past it already during that time frame
that’s why his 2nd worst is koopa poopa
You guys didnt play the game that was fine.
8:06 just checked, the chances of getting the fake item box in 5th place is 2.5%, which really is unlucky
So I'm still playing Mario kart wii with friends and I got the fcking fake item on 5th Place back to back
@@xDieMaschine MK wii treating you like dirt bud 🤣🤣
I have no idea how Poofesure hasn’t suffered a stroke, let alone any vocal cord damage from screaming and raging so much after all these years.
I hope he doesn't get any of that,I do get worried sometimes ngl.
7:11 this is one of the most insane backspams I've ever seen, not even in top level competitive have I seen someone backspam on the green mushrooms and knock someone off, CPU aimbot is insane
Poof is a magnet for misfortune
Poof’s RNG 💀
4:07 *burp, “excuse me”, ÆUGH!!!😩
bro moaned for no reason lol
💯🤮
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:51 Poof’s fav insult
Gordon Ramsey: U DONUT!!!
Poofesure: U BUTTHOLE!!!
😂😂😂
Don’t forget “Luigi suck my squeegi”
Next Mario kart Wii challenge: unlock all characters
Or time trials, he might be good because theres no blue shells on the last lap
Oddly enough, I'm PRETTY sure that unlocking Rosalina IS through getting all star ranks, but I could be wrong.
@@agent3fan Oh would love to see him try to beat all the time trials ghosts.
@@copocopocopocopo We must not tell him the secret unlock method
Soon we'll see beef boss wearing outfit B
10:27 NAH bro what did i just hear😭💀
That Toad imitation at 6:40 killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
Toad getting killed
It’s very comforting to know that other people fall asleep to this man screaming at the top of his lungs too
poof is so polite for saying excuse me after he burps 4:08
He apologizes, then moans.
@@SpaceKadet1454bro liked that burp
4:07 didn’t know your own hiccups are arousing to some people
It’s not a Nintendo game without poof saying it’s cheating 💀💀
Right xD
@@eurybiaball63literally what did you correct it’s the same comment
@@FettySquah right?
@@eurybiaball63 bro is correcting nothing
@@Nomadict1on_I DON’T KNOW YOU Or is that what you mean “the commenter corrected nothing”
2:45 Ok for those who are saying that Poof didn't touch the item, Koopa's hitbox must've somehow hit the block considering he was past the block meaning Poofesure was robbed of that item block.
Uhm. The flash isn't an indicator of grabbing a box. The flash is him doing the trick.
@@davidwhidden9337 ok, you are correct on that, but my point still stands about Koopa being past the item block
@@MetalizedSoul The hit boxes are wonky.
If you ever look up Super Smash Brothers, there's these things called "Phantom Hits" where the HITbox and HURTbox don't overlap. So you "hit" the enemy but don't "hurt" the enemy.
Koopa here, likely hit the box on the edge of the hitbox but visually it looks like it missed.
@@davidwhidden9337 tbf I do agree with the wonky hitboxes as there has been a few moments where hitboxes go like that when I'm playing this, so yeah makes sense, still proves that poof was screwed
1:22 backward red shell is crazy
Aight Poof, to prepare you for the rest of the cups and just to improve on driving in general, take note on these tips;
Hold A on and off to look behind you when driving, it seriously helps for incoming projectiles and hitting opponents with items as they're on your tail. The more items you get to hit them with the better chance your rank will be higher. Also wheelies are a good extra speed boost for straight roads when you wanna get a better time record, but only do it when you're in first so you don't get thrown off course. Lastly for items, I'd like to conclude that every box counts. If you already have items like 3 bananas and you get a second box, throw them all in random directions to have a better chance of hitting some people, and keep gambling items for a better hit ratio, but always keep something on you to protect you, good luck with the rest of your playthrough, I look forward to watching the rest of it!
Also, you can mash the item use button to get an item faster after hitting a box! Keep that in mind
@@David_Francohe knows this
Wii wheel players hardly look behind them it’s too inconvenient
He's not gonna listen to any advice lmao, he refuses to even wheelie after like 5-6 years of playing because he is adamant that it doesn't increase speed when it objectively does.
He doesn't read comments nor will he use common sense or take advice because him being angry triggers more views, he figured that out a long time ago.
MR. KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!
They aren't Mr. Krabses, they're "Sidesteppers"!
I agree with you @@Alexander-oc9ys
@@Alexander-oc9ys its a callback to the very first mario kart game where they were a main enemy
Ahoy beef boss
@@ZazaManJacky that was a good episode
1:51 poof: "he crossed the line, like one second too late"
the 78ms difference:👁👄👁
Poof is the type of guy to get mad at his microwave for making the food too hot
i hate it when that happens
Poof actually plays game without quitting. “I DESERVE A MEDAL OF PERSEVERANCE.”
I’m sorry for being such a difficult course poof
*Wario’s Gold Mine has entered the chat*
> Poof: "How are they catching up to me?!"
> Also poof: Decides to not take the boosts on luigi circuit or wheelie
“Pow” on mirror mode is “woP” lol 6:31
I like Wap better 😁
I was like ._O
More lik woq
7:57 in case you were wondering, probability of that is 5%
I have terrible luck then bc that has happened to me SO many times.
A little tidbit about green shells in Mario Kart:
When ricocheting off walls, green shells have the ability to “smart bounce” where if they’re close enough to a driver _(any_ driver) it will actually adjust the bounce angle to make a hit more likely.
Never knew that.
it supposedly is in mk8 only
@@REDFIRYOSHI I’ve heard that, but I’ve also been told that it’s in MKWii, but to a lesser extent (aka the shell tracking kinda sucked and didn’t work half the time in that game). I haven’t played Wii in years though, so I can’t confirm that.
11:02 ABBY!!!!
CAUGHT NINTENDO IN 4K
More like 480p
@@upbeatproductions7614 we love the wii graphics 😍
"I can't seem to get a lead"
Poof, please wheeley in first on straightaways. 🙏
He's not wrong: he would somehow find a way to crash attempting a wheelie with nothing around.
Poofesure, your next challenge is going for a 3-star ranking on every cup.
No way he does that. 3 star is essentially just luck. you can afford around 3 blue shells or lightnings per cup (varies per cup a bit, but when I did this I learned its best to reset in that case unless It was the last race). The times are way too strict.
@@Budderman18 IIRC the game actually rewards your rank for getting hit with unavoidable items and still winning, it's avoidable items that hurt your rank.
I just finished re-watching your entire Mario Kart playlist earlier
Same
Just got here from one vid
Poof, you're never gonna get out of the mirror mode if you keep forgetting to wheelie. drift button or shaking down on the wii wheel will cancel the wheelie when you need to avoid something!
Someone needs to tell poof that having the thundercloud allows you to cross the offroad without slowing down
I did not know that huh learning new things every day
I actually never knew that lol
Gotta love that even the CPU’s know how to combo you while they are passing you
2:50 truly editing worthy of a 1m+ channel
TWO AND A HALF MILLION, SORRY
tbf this is probably some of the best driving ive seen poof do in this game to date
i haven't played Mario kart Wii in 8+ years and i still think i could beat Poofesure first try on any map
Me too, I’m an avid mk8 player, but like a week ago I got the chance to play on an old friends Wii, and let me tell you, the controls on this game are HARD, I was struggling not to bonk into a wall, Poof has come a long way
I literally had the urge to turn our Wii on for the first time in a decade, replicate Poof's build, and avoid using wheelies, just to see if it should be even remotely this hard to accomplish.
For anyone wondering I dusted off my old Wii just to see and it took 2 or 3 games just to shake the rust off and do exactly what he does however I have too admit it was harder than I first thought I might play Some more but I might have too take a look at my Wii bc it nearly didn’t turn on or I might have to buy a new one
5:03 I felt the rage start to creep in
For once we can side with Poof in that, indeed, the game was cheating.
Okay I’m not sure how, but poofessure gets hit by more green shells than everything else combined but it’s pretty Impressive.
7:12 I’m genuinely surprised by how you managed to get hit by this too.
Day 21 of asking poof to play fortune street
Yerrrr
Heyyyy
Poof we’re waiting
Kiss fortune street
Yet yer
poof we need you back on papa louie or something more chill before you have a heart attack
Just an FYI poof, after getting all the one-stars, there is still Time Trials to do. Gotta unlock the Staff Ghosts on all 32 tracks to unlock everything.
2:31 I dunno how that ? box nonsense happened. I guess the Koopa in front of Poof had an unusually large hitbox for some reason and got it instead?
rare poof wheelie at the end
We need an eye tracker on this somehow because I gotta know how he's not seeing some of these things before he drives straight into them😂 also why use a bike if you're never gonna wheelie
Seriously it's not as bad as before but sometimes he beelines for hazards plainly ahead of him for several seconds. Plus, he's never learned that drifting can help you dodge faster than just tilting.
Had a rough night needed this thank you
Thanks for posting poof you keep me going during my bad days
Can’t wait to watch this series for 2 years minimum
2:44 Damn, that’s tough ngl
I love watching Poof before bed. Who needs a bedtime story or lullaby when you can hear his raging?
He actually got a star in the 2nd episode of this series, we might actually finish this series in 1 year
4:56 yeah thank god you didn't *red* shell yourself there
Never, and i mean, NEVER in my whole time playing MKWII I've seen the CPUs hit so many crazy green shells like they did in this video.
Poofesure's luck is seriously out of this world.
I have similar luck, unfortunately 😢
Bro needs to use wheelies for more speed and and slipstream by staying behind racers for a boost.
Poof. When your wheelieing, all you have to do to stop it is start a drift. On a wii wheel it can be hard to stop it any other way. Your driving skill has improved significantly however unless you wheelie you will keep struggling
By the third green shell that wii remote would've been in pieces lol that pissed ME off
nice sequel to the wii party u episode
3:07 what are the odds dude
oh bullet bill that's helpful
Just me screaming at poof to wheelie while on the mach bike or just me? 😅
Poof might be the unluckiest wii player of all time
He caught wii party u cheating, now he caught mario kart wii cheating 🤣
use the flame runner by making your Mii taller
5:23 I am watching that video. Curiosity got the best of you but you still won that race. Also surprised you didn't get a box after the slow mo replay. Anyway good job.
These Mario Kart Wii rages never get old!
7:12 Aimbot
…2:43 I don’t understand didnt Koopa Troopa get the item box?
They did but the hitbox is insane since Koopa didn't visibly touch it
That’s karma for insulting koopa
Yeah I think it’s bad hitbox issues. It looks like poof should’ve taken the box but koopa was in front so…
i love watching ur videos while im stoned af
Go against the staff ghost in time trial
It’ll probably take him longer to beat 1 expert staff ghost than it was to get that platinum on target practice. There’s nearly no room for error there.
I try my best to achieve this man’s skill, but all my efforts end in failure
That Toad’s Factory was the great getaway you needed.
Cheating = Poof is blaming his skill issues on not understanding controls.
I call it, *skill issue*
Exactly, I don't know why a lot of people can't see this
True, it's not hard to get.
He needs to get good instead of throwing a tantrum like a 5 year old
@@RakeemInsolenceBecause some of his fans are idiots
A Poofesure video is what I need right before work tomorrow
This is so nostalgic. Playing Mario kart and screaming was my whole childhood
Strangely I played through half of the mirror mode cups recently and got stars in all of them after taking a long break from Mario kart
1:18 Mario's NPC is absolutely mad for that red shell throw back maneuver .... 👀😳😬
yay more mario kart with poofesure!
i have never been so invested in a mario kart video, the ending was so cathartic
Wheelie-ing helps a lot for speed in this game on straight aways especially, and to stop doing it just press b to hop out of it
That little yell at 2:43 😭😭
We need another twd98 collab
Alternative title:
I caught mario kart wii lacking
That last lap on mushroom cup was an A5 beef moment
2:44 with the amount of encounters i've had with koopa troopa over the years, I would have jumped out of the window knowing that he was the one that did that
Poofesure videos just hit different man
Always glad to see more MKWii!
The speed increase of a wheelie is not to be understated, it's most of why bikes are better than karts. If you're not turning, you're wheelying.
3:39 I'm surprised he didn't rage about the single red shell in 6th place, lmao
Can’t sleep & this comes out. Thank you
Poof since watching your MK vids all those years ago and how much you would rage to now lowkey having some finesse wit da Mach Bike 🗣️🗣️🗣️
thhe green shell trolling is insane lol
I'm waking up to Poof, can't imagine anything better at 6 am 👍🏻
5:03 cause i-
*intense staring*
4:10 me in bro’s ear during the boys sleepover.
the "OH NOO!!! sucks toad doesn't it?" had me GASPING FOR AIR
MKWii is so rigged that when Poof hit the box at 8:21 I said OUT LOUD, "Yeah that's a thundercloud" before I even saw it.