How To Get FREE Food In Prison

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 984

  • @InformalGreeting
    @InformalGreeting Před 3 lety +93

    I was the unfortunate officer that had to scan IDs at breakfast for about a year. Caught people doing all of the things listed here. Usually is just tell them to get the hell out of the chowhall. If it was someone I didn’t like they’d catch the write up. Probably only happened a couple of times.
    If you talk to the inmates I was not the cool CO. I did my job and that meant I did what I could to stop at least some of the nonsense going on. But the absolute truth is that there was one way that would let you get through the line twice. Didn’t matter who you were, what our history was, or what kind of mood I was in- it would always work. Any inmate that came up to me and said “hey CO I’m starving can I get another tray?” If you were honest and told me you wanted more food you’d get it.

  • @magilla2282
    @magilla2282 Před rokem +17

    This video reminds me of my time in boot camp for the army. I loved when I got kitchen duty. It was a day off from the normal training and the staff let you eat what you want. Those days were magical.

    • @ShonTV15
      @ShonTV15 Před rokem +2

      Prison is definitely eerily similar to basic

  • @wackshi3074
    @wackshi3074 Před 4 lety +406

    The 1 dislike is the guard that keeps getting tricked

    • @dakotagardner6664
      @dakotagardner6664 Před 4 lety +5

      Hahaha you ain't wrong!

    • @wackshi3074
      @wackshi3074 Před 4 lety +4

      Dakota Gardner Definitely though 😂

    • @barbarawilliams7194
      @barbarawilliams7194 Před 4 lety +1

      AND THE OTHER 72!!!!!
      Smmfh!!!!!
      Reap WHAT YOU SEW OLE CROOKED PEOPLE IN BLUE.........
      I heard that in a movie back in the 90’s but it was old then so idk which movie but this reminded me of that

    • @wackshi3074
      @wackshi3074 Před 4 lety

      Barbara Williams exactly! I agree!

    • @destanstein1875
      @destanstein1875 Před 4 lety

      Aaahahajahahahha

  • @MichaelPomposello
    @MichaelPomposello Před 4 lety +151

    "doing time locked up you don't have much free time" had me dying. 😂😂😂

    • @wintersteele310
      @wintersteele310 Před 4 lety +4

      that was a good one..

    • @wiifii5.071
      @wiifii5.071 Před 4 lety +2

      yea but did u know the early bird gets the worm but the cat gets the bird lol bet u didnt know about that

    • @lolaispure4296
      @lolaispure4296 Před 4 lety

      @@wiifii5.071 LOL

    • @shawno448
      @shawno448 Před 3 lety

      Lol that is so fucking funny haha you’re so right 😛

  • @THUGBOAT831
    @THUGBOAT831 Před 3 lety +32

    I worked in the kitchen when I was doing my time. I got fired after about 2 weeks for stealing. Then for some crazy-ass reason I was let back on the team about two weeks later but nobody else that got caught stealing that day was allowed back.... every day the chef made us custom meals like clam chowder, pizzas, deep fried chicken sandwiches. I ate better in jail than I ever have in my life...

  • @greendragonfly4831
    @greendragonfly4831 Před 4 lety +42

    Subbed since year 2. Been busy and homeless for a year so just catching up. I love the old school energy in this video. Thanks, Joe. You keep me going.

    • @kennethmalone2856
      @kennethmalone2856 Před 2 lety

      Don't forget to VOTE FRED VINSEL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!! He will help you!!! Remember..... Vote Fred Vinsel for President 2024!!!!!

    • @user-mu2mp8ll6c
      @user-mu2mp8ll6c Před 8 dny +1

      Keep grinding buddy!

    • @greendragonfly4831
      @greendragonfly4831 Před 8 dny

      @@user-mu2mp8ll6c Dude thank you. I'm still sober.

  • @tommyparo
    @tommyparo Před 4 lety +76

    As a military veteran I can personally attest that this video also relates to soldiers in training and deployed... Great content 👍

    • @formoney5255
      @formoney5255 Před 4 lety +11

      i swear being on a ship in the navy and being in prison have got to be damn near the same thing; they literally have the same food lol

    • @cathyt144
      @cathyt144 Před 4 lety +4

      TBW The Bearded Wonder Thank you sir, for your service and your sacrifice 🇺🇸😊 my late husband was a Vietnam Vet.

    • @jasonbooth5141
      @jasonbooth5141 Před 4 lety +3

      Deployed twice yep agreed

    • @saynotop2w
      @saynotop2w Před 4 lety +2

      NCOIC was the worst one because even if recruiter might talk to rookies about Basic and AIT, but nobody told you about it.

    • @uuglyddoll8333
      @uuglyddoll8333 Před 4 lety +2

      Sad

  • @austinunrein5068
    @austinunrein5068 Před 3 lety +18

    I never been to Jail or Prison, but I have been locked up in a mental hospital 🏥 against my will. People you don't realize how sweet Freedom is till it gets ripped from you! Love the AfterPrisonShow really appreciate the universal message in your vids Man 🙂✌️🙏🏻

    • @maxxard7992
      @maxxard7992 Před 3 lety

      Im so sorry that happened to you. Live long and prosper!! Don't take a moment for granted!

    • @timterrell2554
      @timterrell2554 Před 2 lety +4

      If you've been locked up in a mental hospital against your will then that means you're crazy and I should disregard whatever you have to say... 🤔

    • @bartman1238
      @bartman1238 Před rokem +1

      Rules are simliar

    • @vallisdaemonvm
      @vallisdaemonvm Před rokem

      @@bartman1238 the same rules for how to conduct yourself apply in mental health facilities. they're simply another type of institution. In a state run mental health facilities I've been to, there were a lot of patients transfered from prison.

    • @pterodactylbull
      @pterodactylbull Před rokem

      I’ve been to jail twice (was a spoiled young and dumb ass teen thank God for growth) and i just told my girl about how i wouldn’t be able to survive jail let alone prison because the second those cuffs go on , i drive myself completely INSANE thinking of ways i could escape 😩 i literally thought myself into a migraine each time smh I’d either end up dead or in there for life losing my mind. Hence the reason my black ass finished school and is at work like a civilized human. 😂 crime ainn for me

  • @decaygrim8943
    @decaygrim8943 Před 4 lety +256

    I went to jail for 3 days one time. I didn’t take a shit until I got back home.

    • @brettkelly8301
      @brettkelly8301 Před 4 lety +26

      had the same thing happen but I was in for a week.

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 Před 4 lety +14

      Ahaha. What, did you have some illicit items shoved up your bunghole?

    • @jennj2049
      @jennj2049 Před 4 lety +23

      I've done not a lot of time but enough and that was my biggest problem. Obviously I couldn't hold it two and a half years but, it was really hard to get used to. I never really got used to it!

    • @cooterpooter
      @cooterpooter Před 4 lety +50

      I was in for some months and actually stopped eating anything but greens because I refused to use the bathroom in front of anybody and they thought I had hep. my body was poisoning itself and I almost died. after 3 days of laying in the floor of the hole where they put sick folks they took me to the hospital and then gave me a bond because they didn't want to pay for my medical stay! true story!!!!!!

    • @jonbourgoin182
      @jonbourgoin182 Před 4 lety +7

      What crime did you commit that got you 3 days?

  • @ninobrown9564
    @ninobrown9564 Před 4 lety +38

    Beating the deuce means not shittin yo self after eating 2 plates of the DOC famous chili and rice. 😉

  • @thenekom
    @thenekom Před 4 lety +76

    Meal Team Six. You missed a great pun, man.

    • @jonadams4062
      @jonadams4062 Před 4 lety +2

      This comment is gold, right here

    • @grantorino2325
      @grantorino2325 Před 4 lety +1

      I love it!
      Maybe an Army-guy version would be "Green re-Trays."
      :)

  • @tehArgento
    @tehArgento Před 4 lety +277

    The green screen definitely has gotten better with the time

    • @Andf-kc4xx
      @Andf-kc4xx Před 4 lety +5

      Moooost definitely agreed! Hope Joe sees this lol

    • @jasong9502
      @jasong9502 Před 4 lety +8

      So has your Mom... How is she doing?

    • @robertfuller5619
      @robertfuller5619 Před 4 lety

      @@jasong9502 got emm

    • @Snoophouse66
      @Snoophouse66 Před 4 lety +8

      Jason G guessing you’re 13, grow up?

    • @adamwebb9545
      @adamwebb9545 Před 3 lety

      You mean he’s not still locked up? 😱

  • @MikeSmith-ch7jv
    @MikeSmith-ch7jv Před 4 lety +74

    you know Joe's not in a happy place when he dont "ddiivvee right in!"

    • @greendragonfly4831
      @greendragonfly4831 Před 4 lety +2

      It always seems to happen when he's working with someone he's trying to help. Remember the dude 2 years ago who lied and ripped him off? Rough times but Joe Carrie's on.

    • @LimuEmu420
      @LimuEmu420 Před 4 lety

      Mike Smith...fuck your "skary video"....

    • @michaelspoto8720
      @michaelspoto8720 Před rokem

      @@greendragonfly4831 do u remember making this comment?

  • @brianparry6804
    @brianparry6804 Před 4 lety +11

    Man your channel definitely deserves more views! You post literally everyday unlike most popular channels but hey we got your back joe , us loyal fans will watch your videos everyday !!

  • @mbahomeimprovement
    @mbahomeimprovement Před 4 lety +45

    "Are you going to eat that?" " I'll give you my hot dog tray for your next 2 breakfast trays."

    • @Rokynutz
      @Rokynutz Před 4 lety +2

      Rabih Dawud hahahahhhaha loosen those c-rows blood. They be strangling your brain cells. Haha 😆

    • @gregmather3343
      @gregmather3343 Před 3 lety

      I'd eat one hotdog and trade the other one for the next nights meal for real.

    • @uhwut2141
      @uhwut2141 Před 3 lety

      @@Rokynutz on 4 lmaooo

    • @shawno448
      @shawno448 Před 3 lety

      Yupppp ^^^^^ happens everyday

    • @michaelsuzio4364
      @michaelsuzio4364 Před 3 lety

      Being vegetarian in jail sucks did it for 16 days a couple years ago or 26 I don't remember

  • @mikebatty9632
    @mikebatty9632 Před 4 lety +13

    I cant speak of prisons, but kitchen workers in some jails get 2 trays as part of their "pay".

  • @roberthaas7968
    @roberthaas7968 Před 4 lety +110

    I'd see guys just grab 2 trays and stack them on top of each other and walk way like they only have 1

  • @JMDillehay
    @JMDillehay Před 4 lety +15

    the easiest way ive seen to get food in jail is to just call out "Hey, anybody don't want their "Insert food item here" I'll take it. I've seen guys with 5 or 6 servings of greens on their plate many times.

  • @Paladin966
    @Paladin966 Před 4 lety +45

    Take a shot everytime joe says 'beat the deuce'

  • @DjPyro2010
    @DjPyro2010 Před 4 lety +9

    The way I used to eat twice was when they would call our unit first, I would always be the first one in line with a shirt not a sweater on. I would eat and leave, put on a sweater, and then come back towards the end of the meal. It worked every time and I never got caught. If I wasn't hungry I would sell the food or give away if no buyers.

    • @clutch5011
      @clutch5011 Před 3 lety

      Yeah that definitely happened

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima Před 2 lety

      @@clutch5011 Didn't it, though?

  • @sumper_man
    @sumper_man Před 4 lety +81

    I remember beating the duse back in high school with the lunch aids😂💀

    • @punk105
      @punk105 Před 4 lety +8

      I'd grab 2 things and stack them on each other lol. They never noticed

    • @rynsmnsmovies
      @rynsmnsmovies Před 4 lety +4

      Only reason I ever volunteered to serve food. Two or three trays baby! lol

    • @daniellee8162
      @daniellee8162 Před 4 lety +5

      High school is training for prison life.

    • @jaredwarren7403
      @jaredwarren7403 Před 3 lety +1

      Beating the duece

  • @JasonK1982
    @JasonK1982 Před 4 lety +79

    Zoom Zooms and Wham Whams always makes me laugh so much

    • @adventureoflinkmk2
      @adventureoflinkmk2 Před 4 lety +3

      Junie cakes yo

    • @adventureoflinkmk2
      @adventureoflinkmk2 Před 4 lety +1

      @Adam Rx uhh....no?

    • @aquacleaning4994
      @aquacleaning4994 Před 4 lety +2

      Always makes me think of Project Pat lol

    • @doomane
      @doomane Před 4 lety +2

      @@aquacleaning4994 icy white honey buns..oooh there i am...

    • @shawno448
      @shawno448 Před 3 lety +2

      Jail/ prison talk! U hear 👂 that all time! And food is like gold and u can trade shit everyday with people who sit with u or anyone in your pod! The guards normally don’t give a fuck! Especially since they’re in their bubble!

  • @Kylking86
    @Kylking86 Před 4 lety +7

    Glad to see some of this type of content being uploaded more frequently .. that storage unit shit is TIRED AF

  • @ponychq1
    @ponychq1 Před 4 lety +7

    Joe this is by far the funniest video you have done, been watching your vidoes for the last 2 years keep up the good work👊

  • @himikotiro8487
    @himikotiro8487 Před 3 lety +3

    "A lil bit of gravy... Meat rock!... a lil more gravy MEAT ROCK!!!" I laughed at that for like 5 mins straight

  • @robertyoung2833
    @robertyoung2833 Před 4 lety +28

    Man I like this content. Its stuff like this that got me into A.P.S. Keep up the good work.

    • @knightrider6473
      @knightrider6473 Před 4 lety +1

      Na, the vlogs with the other guys are better.

    • @robertyoung2833
      @robertyoung2833 Před 4 lety +1

      @@knightrider6473 I like the videos with everyone. I just get fascinated by the inner workings in prison. No disrespect to the others meant.

  • @ianmoone4331
    @ianmoone4331 Před 4 lety +2

    I had the sweeeeetest kitchen job at Indian Creek, store room clerk. Full access to EVERYTHING. I would've left that place skin and bones if not for that job. Tomatoes, $1. Onions, $1. Peanut butter, "how much you want?" Gouda? Shiiiiiiiiit!

  • @samuelpagan2282
    @samuelpagan2282 Před 4 lety +73

    I agree with you 100%. Food is more important then a girlfriend. Because people love food. Joe you are back to making a great video.

    • @NarutoUzumakiofficial
      @NarutoUzumakiofficial Před 4 lety +6

      Food also doesn't whine. it will accept you as you are

    • @pepevonkek7803
      @pepevonkek7803 Před 4 lety +7

      People love your girlfriend too....
      🎤 DROPPED.....

    • @andreamicucci2396
      @andreamicucci2396 Před 4 lety +2

      @Fuck da world but once she meets sport coat than who you gonna call? Your "mommy" lmao.

    • @heavyhanded1782
      @heavyhanded1782 Před 4 lety +4

      Fuck da world really? As if it’s relevant.... the only thing that matters is that money’s coming on your books and most will be from family because family fucks with family sorry your mommy wouldn’t give you some honeybun money. A girlfriend is the damn worst thing you can have locked up because you know she getting dicked down by someone that’s why she’s giving you the damn money.

    • @samuelpagan2282
      @samuelpagan2282 Před 4 lety +1

      Naruto Uzumaki . Yes you are so right. Because I love hamburgers steak eggs bacon and sausage. And especially pizza

  • @Cutelatinguy2
    @Cutelatinguy2 Před 4 lety +18

    This sounds like me when we have a department Potluck and I didn't bring anything! LOL

  • @gallezzo6650
    @gallezzo6650 Před 4 lety +9

    I thought beating the deuce was getting in and out of the cell before your cellmate takes a dump.

  • @peteru9933
    @peteru9933 Před 4 lety +14

    That tray look like a dollar general food haul. 😆

    • @daveSeeks01
      @daveSeeks01 Před 4 lety +3

      It looked like a private prison food tray when you go through the chow hall line 3 times a day every day.

    • @thatbee3585
      @thatbee3585 Před 3 lety

      Lol

  • @angiemccray4498
    @angiemccray4498 Před 3 lety +2

    I really want a job writing the closed captions, or subtitles. The person currently doing that has a lot to learn about human speech...Thanks for offering this insight to something that many of us would have no access to without you. Appreciate it, dude.

  • @TooLameToDie
    @TooLameToDie Před 4 lety +6

    I used to pay my cellie with dinner trays for keeping the house clean.

  • @arky1790
    @arky1790 Před 4 lety +15

    Afterprisonshow subs should be called G. I joes

  • @nickadz5490
    @nickadz5490 Před 4 lety +20

    Glad to see you back to this content Joe ... This is the content I subbed for years ago

    • @johnaduranjr
      @johnaduranjr Před 4 lety +2

      Both are good. Keep it all going.

    • @johnaduranjr
      @johnaduranjr Před 4 lety +2

      If he did a celebrity gossip channel with his spin on it i would watch that too. Like tmz with the after prison show twist.

  • @schnabeltiertv
    @schnabeltiertv Před 4 lety +14

    A hungry man is an angry man. And willing to do almost everything for food.
    A bigger portion for few cents a day and they'd be easier to handle.
    Nothing fancy, just a decent portion of edible food.

  • @ramonschweer833
    @ramonschweer833 Před 4 lety +4

    In North Central prison in upper Ohio ,outside Columbus..kitchen workers would try to stash bulk amounts of food in lunchroom....i once watched an inmate running out of lunchroom double doors with 50 pounds of onions back to the dorm....if he was successful ....he hit a lick cuz each onion sold for a dollar

  • @ramsherfelix8322
    @ramsherfelix8322 Před 4 lety +40

    “Snickers bar on your pillow”
    C’mon now that was uncalled for 🤣

    • @inthecards7535
      @inthecards7535 Před 4 lety

      Then you can bite the pillow if you ate the snickers bar and are limp wristed.

    • @jonathaniamartino5136
      @jonathaniamartino5136 Před 4 lety

      All I'm saying man is it ain't like it used to be a lot of dumb motherfukers going into mens prison you musta seen these Punk kids! today Their running Dr big joint man like animals man too stupid to know how to freaking Act in front of their elders no one no respect for the life we a earned r died bitCHES NEVER THEARNED THE EAY THE GAME IS AYED AND WHY ITS DNE THE D WAY convicts there are no more convicts coming up these are pure inmates snitching Dr fear f the he man ieared that cited men are some of the most educated and honorable man I've ever met ever known I learned more from those old timers then I did from any other man I didn't have no one else but nowadays no respect for anybody I mean we still holding the floor but for how long they keep putting us with these kids at some point this going to be some to death happen it's it's inevitable man how long can you take the screaming brats it's the same screaming brats I'm talking about that do dumb s*** and I don't feel bad you ate the candy bar dumbass now your ass is all full of s*** packed in there right oh now you're assholes hanging dragging on the floor that's why you don't trust nobody and there ain't s*** for free in prison motherfuker are you that freaking stupid that you thought that was a free candy bar in the freaking supermax Punk will yes they do they are that kind of b****** pure unpause f*** brain not present okay all I'm saying is we're looking at a special kind of stupid coming into the new into the new new pods the daisies daisies off-field Whiz Schloss headed f**** who ain't got the street smarts all the common sense just survive and learn how to be as strong Survivor so f****** like if none of you give a s*** but I was I learned a lot from being in prison I learn how to be a freaking man I don't got to stand up and learn how to be who I am and not be no man's walking place best education I could have ever got took a few times but taught me everything I need to know about being a man in the world and not being a f****** limp-wristed little f*** no thanks to the f****** man in there no snow thanks to the f****** snichen bitches those little f**** will never be a true a convict they'll never earn that title they'll always be inmates little little insects who look up to them to the man beg beg for food beds for s*** they don't need cry at the fool Nobody seen this s*** going down pisses me the f*** off I don't know why I don't know what he's gotten up and beat the f*** out of all of them did they should be bloody and in the hospital what day is f****** hundreds of these f**** it's it's crazy man leave him in juvie for Christ's sake shouldn't be there in the inside with us let alone in a f****** level four you feel what I'm saying probably not my English is a shity is my Spanish I'm as Italian as they get only language I can get right if you think I ain't talkin if you think I ain't talkin you know right if you think I'm full of s*** tell me why

    • @inthecards7535
      @inthecards7535 Před 4 lety

      @@jonathaniamartino5136 the dude made a joke, but you wrote an essay

    • @jonathaniamartino5136
      @jonathaniamartino5136 Před 4 lety

      @@inthecards7535 my new crop is getting my head thinking like it can write something worth getting past my 8th grade dope dealer education to understand whatever fubar I had fucking me up that whenever I did that literacy failure z! Lol well I know one thing my new hydro is. Etter then smoking woo's for real gorilla glew get you some head ringing without snow t robberery risks Lol peace

    • @jonathaniamartino5136
      @jonathaniamartino5136 Před 4 lety

      I really do speak this language I swear on my kids I do born near this place maybe and everything ! DARE to go to American school

  • @Makarislethal
    @Makarislethal Před 4 lety +7

    Lets go ahead and DIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Right in.
    Bring that back please

  • @ericsalidbar1693
    @ericsalidbar1693 Před 3 lety

    Making the arm bands removibles with cutting it off and using sock elastic string to tie it up on tight enough not to fall off but loose enough to come off WHEN you want it.

  • @DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz

    Prisons are famous for their dry sausage with sea salt sauce though.

    • @mrnobody8540
      @mrnobody8540 Před 3 lety

      Tuber for fish in the bowl - drop to your knees boy - daddy has your #

  • @lancemanly2533
    @lancemanly2533 Před 4 lety +13

    since he didnt say it I will, lets go ahead and DIIIIIIIVE! right in.

  • @Cookiemanscity
    @Cookiemanscity Před 4 lety +2

    My son eats free lunch in the summer at his schools. Well he said after this video he can’t beat the Duce anymore. 😂

  • @xkeepersvk
    @xkeepersvk Před 4 lety +9

    Didnt think hearing about the deuce would make me hungry 😅

  • @decaygrim8943
    @decaygrim8943 Před 4 lety +4

    I always wondered this. Thanks for the video man real talk this is a great topic to speak on.

  • @The_A_Cast
    @The_A_Cast Před 4 lety +19

    A lot of the state prisons in Kentucky actually scan your inmate ID when you get your tray to make sure you don’t get more than one. If you try to get more than one, straight to the hole.
    Which in my opinion, is absolutely ridiculous.
    They use the food service Aramark and those workers (which are not prison employees, they’re employees of the company Aramark) dont play games. They think an inmate getting more than one tray is like robbing them. It’s awful

    • @indalcecio
      @indalcecio Před 3 lety

      Fucking Aramark... Plenty of news stories about them.... Picking up food out of the garbage and serving it, serving food that rats gnawed on, smuggling in cellphones for inmates that were fucking them.... The list goes on.

    • @malmagisen5416
      @malmagisen5416 Před 3 lety +2

      It is robbing them. No one made you be a loser without commissary

    • @michaelstreeto3889
      @michaelstreeto3889 Před 3 lety +2

      @@malmagisen5416 dam no remorse

    • @shawno448
      @shawno448 Před 3 lety

      Yup straight to the hole 🕳 or kicked off that post to a shittier post!

    • @denniswood7503
      @denniswood7503 Před 3 lety

      Boo hoo. Don't go to prison then.

  • @JohnSmith-sq7cv
    @JohnSmith-sq7cv Před 3 lety +1

    "Meat Rock" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. This cat is HYSTERICAL!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @JasonLdee102
    @JasonLdee102 Před 4 lety +10

    I can't believe that inmates have to be made to feel like criminals and suffer a punishment because of wanting and trying to go for Seconds. Like really?? That's not right! A Change Must Be Made!

    • @5dancingisraelis535
      @5dancingisraelis535 Před rokem +1

      Dawg theyre literally criminals there to be punished...

    • @gregking2571
      @gregking2571 Před rokem

      You should watch the movie Dog Day Afternoon. "Attica! Attica!!"

    • @JasonLdee102
      @JasonLdee102 Před rokem

      @@gregking2571 Dude. I have seen Dog Day Afternoon so many times I can do every single line by every character from start to finish.

    • @gregking2571
      @gregking2571 Před rokem

      @@JasonLdee102 Which character do you indentify with more? The hapless loser Al Pacino portrayed or his cross dressing bank robbing partner? j/k

  • @RLSHthephantom
    @RLSHthephantom Před 2 lety +3

    I work at a maximum security prison and have a guy that has a job that requires passing out trays to other inmates there's always extra trays on the truck and he will pick through them to get some extra food and I've never minded it

  • @SimonsGamingGlacier
    @SimonsGamingGlacier Před 4 lety +3

    Yeah a lot of times you will be lucky to have a good amount on the trays. Double portion is hard to get. You have a possibility of having someone working in the chow hall to slap extra on there and depending on what guards are working the rock. Love your videos man. Glad to see you out and doing great for yourself.

    • @dakotagardner6664
      @dakotagardner6664 Před 4 lety +1

      Anybody and everybody was getting an extra grilles sandwich when I was working the line and anything else I could get by with.

  • @johnn3542
    @johnn3542 Před 3 lety +2

    College dorm, cafeteria made some awesome oat fried chicken breasts, roommates laughed when I wrapped some up in napkins, snuck them out. Later they where asking me to share.

  • @jef9635
    @jef9635 Před 4 lety +1

    I'd be close to the front, sneak back in the middle, and sneak toward the end of the chow line on those good tray days.
    Then I got in the kitchen. And boy my hustle stepped up. Moved everything throughout that place. Allegedly 🤣🤣

  • @LEFTY2GUNZ401twoGUNZ
    @LEFTY2GUNZ401twoGUNZ Před 4 lety +7

    I use to get pancakes every Saturday three treys one my roommate didn’t want it but it was mando we had to go down to eat so I’ll take his trey an some other guy use to want my beans in the afternoon for his pancakes 🥞

  • @nickadz5490
    @nickadz5490 Před 4 lety +6

    We use to call the scrap eaters seagull s .. and make bird noises

  • @rukus9585
    @rukus9585 Před 4 lety +1

    Great video Joe. Hunger while locked up is so different then hunger on the streets.

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland Před 3 měsíci

    When I was in high school, I worked at a Pizza place in the kitchen. Just doing dishes and helping cut stuff, not doing the actual cooking.
    But it sure was a sight to behold, all the ingredients and cut stuff ready for the taking.
    I behaved because I wasn't starving and our boss made sure we got fed well after peak hours.
    Plus you wouldn't believe how some customers wouldn't even finish half their plate, making the returned plate rather inviting.
    My boss knew, he always had the rule, if it's a pizza, you can check if the customer has done something with it, if it looked fine, why not cut off a piece.

  • @carrotbailey
    @carrotbailey Před 4 lety +6

    YO I HATE MILK SO EVERYDAY ITS LIKE I GOT FREE MONEY ON THE HOUSE CUZ ALL 15 OF MY POD MATES LOVE MILK

  • @AyeJay-fe8pq
    @AyeJay-fe8pq Před 4 lety +5

    u forgot about those fella's that give up there bodies for some commissary, that happens alot too, to some that is there hustle

    • @wordman3624
      @wordman3624 Před 3 lety

      I guess butt sex in exchange for food beats starving.

  • @IrishDave82
    @IrishDave82 Před 4 lety +1

    LMAO The Impersonations are funny as Hell.. keep up the great content.. Im not sure if u have done a video like this if you havent do one about the worst food you ever ate while locked up. I think you have bit cant remember..

  • @513villain5
    @513villain5 Před 3 lety

    You gotta cut, trim, and paste bar codes from library books to put over your own bar code for the chow hall scanner.

  • @cdiesel6990
    @cdiesel6990 Před 4 lety +49

    After prison show notification gang stand up!!!!

    • @miamiwithj2357
      @miamiwithj2357 Před 4 lety

      Salute!!✊

    • @merfra41
      @merfra41 Před 4 lety +1

      cdiesel6990 let’s get this party started right let’s get this party started quickly set it off on the left set it off on the right set it off! Set it off

    • @miamiwithj2357
      @miamiwithj2357 Před 4 lety

      @@merfra41 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊

    • @kjmoneyman7852
      @kjmoneyman7852 Před 4 lety

      Yup ✊

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 Před 4 lety +5

    My nickname in prison was 'Fish.' I never ate any of the meat (chicken, beef etc) in the joint... Every box of meat came in stamped "not for long term human consumption."
    During meals, I would trade my institutional meat for packs of salmon, tuna or tilapia (feds had tilapia) forever stamped envelopes (6) , box of oatmeal, or box of vanilla wafers. My whole time down I only ate meats I could by on commissary..

    • @unfriendme3726
      @unfriendme3726 Před 4 lety +2

      @Adam Rx Don't express your homosexual fantasies into a comment thread...

  • @braddillon8795
    @braddillon8795 Před 4 lety +1

    im kinda addicted to watching u buy storage units now we need another one even tho i still dig u talking about things keep it up

  • @KDoeBeatz
    @KDoeBeatz Před 4 lety +2

    6:21 i spit water all over my phone 😂😂😂😂

  • @wackshi3074
    @wackshi3074 Před 4 lety +27

    Yeah Joeeee! I love wearing my hoodie :)

  • @combatcarl
    @combatcarl Před 4 lety +4

    Think its scummy prisons dont allow seconds, prisons have gotten great at minimalizing food costs I dont think seconds would hurt their bottom dollar that much.

  • @arnettthayer5314
    @arnettthayer5314 Před 4 lety +2

    I got in trouble in high school for going in both lines... I was doing it for a couple months and was surrounded by a bunch of lunch ladies who were passive aggressive.

  • @Nick-dy6er
    @Nick-dy6er Před 4 lety

    KMCI in WI got the chow hall in the units. If it's a sweet CO, first time with glasses, boots, greens, ID backwards sit down eat and go back to cell quick. Take off glasses, change into sneakers and greys, go back through line

  • @zandertunes9602
    @zandertunes9602 Před 4 lety +4

    This episode has me weak af. Joe back to a goon 😂 "he's actually in on a j walkin charge" all these sound cloud rappers

  • @jcgrace1000
    @jcgrace1000 Před 4 lety +3

    Man that was a great 👍 👍👍👍 video Joe...Funny as hell !!!! 😂 Keep up the good work and thanks for all you do to entertain us!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻✌🏼 PEACE ✌🏼

  • @BeezyBalmain
    @BeezyBalmain Před 4 lety +2

    “Oh Yo Mom Got Killed In A Car Accident” 😂😂😂Wth

  • @colinwomble931
    @colinwomble931 Před 4 lety +1

    In English prisons whenever they serve Chicken it's always the left leg n thigh, don't know why that is but I never saw a right hand side leg and we had chicken every Sunday n Wednesday. Strange lol, great channel pal keep it up

  • @cindydodds1714
    @cindydodds1714 Před 4 lety +3

    Great topic , and show Joe ! 👍😊

  • @danielmason2236
    @danielmason2236 Před 4 lety +20

    *GREAT CONTENT JOE ...
    You need to bring touch em two times Tommie back once a fourtnight otherwise*

  • @SRP3333
    @SRP3333 Před 2 lety

    “I got all sorts of commissary my mom loves me!!!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @wintersteele310
    @wintersteele310 Před 4 lety +2

    I remember seeing "brains" with rice on the lunch menu ...freaked me out...This was many moons ago... Never forgot it...

    • @michaelearthling
      @michaelearthling Před 4 lety

      brains taste like chicken 🐔 but an intelligent chicken.

  • @MissVictoriasys
    @MissVictoriasys Před 4 lety +3

    Great video

  • @midnightgrower4144
    @midnightgrower4144 Před 4 lety +6

    That background music goes hard Joe.

  • @HooKsONyou
    @HooKsONyou Před 4 lety +2

    Finally! Prison stories!

  • @thenewenglandcultivator6243

    Always 1 of you on a block Joe. Pure comedian, keep dropen these vids

  • @dakotagardner6664
    @dakotagardner6664 Před 4 lety +11

    Women are hungry too I got so many crazy stories in the 5 years that I did and they aren't all about food!!!!

    • @ianmoone4331
      @ianmoone4331 Před 4 lety +6

      Women are way crazier than men in prison. My wife's done more time than me, 12 years, and if it were anyone else telling me the stories that she has told me, I wouldn't believe it. The ladies are turned all the way up!

    • @uuglyddoll8333
      @uuglyddoll8333 Před 4 lety +2

      Do tell!

    • @misslilpersian4758
      @misslilpersian4758 Před 4 lety +3

      Contact Joe & try to get on the show!!

    • @dakotagardner6664
      @dakotagardner6664 Před 4 lety

      @@misslilpersian4758 yeah I might when my time is over with

    • @timbibin1301
      @timbibin1301 Před 4 lety

      @@dakotagardner6664 ... You were still behind the way when you posted this??!!

  • @taelowkey2439
    @taelowkey2439 Před 4 lety +5

    I used to wanna poke you up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂kmsl. !!!!!!

  • @ctrguy9502
    @ctrguy9502 Před 3 lety

    Wow Joe- pretty sure this vid was the very fewest times you’ve ever used ur v fave phrase: “Junie Cakes”!!!🍰
    🤣✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻PEACE!!!✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🤣

  • @DrewMIATL
    @DrewMIATL Před 4 lety +2

    I dunno about prison but in county jail if the CO catches a dude trying to beat the duece, he’ll just say “get your ass back to your cell you’ve already had a tray”

  • @Mistichchriz
    @Mistichchriz Před 3 lety +9

    “When the food runs out we still have each other”-Jeffrey Dahmer

  • @PuddinTater
    @PuddinTater Před 4 lety +5

    Here early for once! Need my APS fix!

  • @VelvetAnnn
    @VelvetAnnn Před 4 lety +1

    Ugh my fiance just got sentenced to 2-4 & we been doing it so far for 8 months and that seemed like 4ever. I can't even imagine how we're gonna get thru it . We got so lucky only getting 2-4 BC of his charges. So I'm definitely beyond grateful, but it seems like 4ever & I feel like even tho I'm out here Im in jail too. Watching y'all has been my anxiety relief believe it or not . So I just wanna say thank you guys, seriously thank you 🙏💖

    • @jonathaniamartino5136
      @jonathaniamartino5136 Před 4 lety

      Try to get sentence modification cry gag being pregnate if you got a. Soft judge its worked cutting off time and a woman judge might feel for a knocked up wife who's man was trying to just get the money to buy our selves a new house and a little dirt for some veggies use the talent that makes us guys walk and shoot fuckers for women that look broken it helps if I believe you but its a hustle that's inside fail sister if you can do anything except fuck the prosecutor he'll stay in jail you will stay getting fucked poor wives who tried that shit like the husband and are hooked like a carp sucking stanking prosecution pud I have my girl fuck the barn dirt first !lol those pigs ate he'll spawned weakcunt getting failures

    • @jonathaniamartino5136
      @jonathaniamartino5136 Před 4 lety

      Thsts don't fail an cause my English not my language Italiano its first your getting dope deal in shot anglospeak

    • @jwilliams4662
      @jwilliams4662 Před 3 lety

      @@jonathaniamartino5136 reading this gave me covid

  • @rowan1able
    @rowan1able Před 5 měsíci

    The food in Grande Cache was the Bomb! Excellent food. The Jerk Chicken was absolutely amazing.

  • @mustwatch3131
    @mustwatch3131 Před 4 lety +6

    Bro I’m facing a robbery charge first offense 16 getting charged as an adult how long y’all think imma get?

    • @katekkllklllkkk9665
      @katekkllklllkkk9665 Před 4 lety +1

      Your fucked

    • @susboykaine9804
      @susboykaine9804 Před 4 lety +1

      hopefully 25

    • @mattsmith819
      @mattsmith819 Před 4 lety

      If they are charging you as a adult it’s prob gonna atleast be double digits

    • @jcrew7751
      @jcrew7751 Před 4 lety

      15-25 years

    • @cathyt144
      @cathyt144 Před 4 lety

      MUST WATCH that stinks. its not as if u killed somebody. and you're a minor too. our system is messed up.

  • @jennyfuranderson
    @jennyfuranderson Před 4 lety +3

    Not loving that music track playing... loud and v distracting

    • @pattyfluegel7816
      @pattyfluegel7816 Před 4 lety

      I know. I know some people like it. I like the content, but between the aggressive music and the yelling. I cant.

  • @jmcbride1512
    @jmcbride1512 Před 4 lety +1

    When u said the bubble guts comment it brought back memories lol

  • @dannyboykushsmoke3439
    @dannyboykushsmoke3439 Před 4 lety

    Cody is HANDS DOWN thee BEST editor ON CZcams he issa BEAST AT DIS SHYTE much love cody

  • @defiantralph3327
    @defiantralph3327 Před 4 lety +38

    Hey random person reading the comment section keep on scrolling

    • @alexduke5402
      @alexduke5402 Před 4 lety +2

      You know what...
      NO!
      I'm not reading anymore YOU DON'T OWN ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! THIS IS MY LIFE I LIVE IT I'M A GROWN ASS MAN I DO WHAT I WANT. .

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 Před 4 lety

      Hey! You’s two convicts! Y’all about ready to be getting a street charge if you don’t shut that yap of yours!! Back to your cells!

  • @saynotololi
    @saynotololi Před 4 lety +3

    I thought booty was more important then food and water to a man?-booty warrior

  • @indyracingnut
    @indyracingnut Před 3 lety +1

    I'm not too proud about this, but at Riverside where I was, there were these tray return racks where you'd put your food tray after you were done, and lots of guys who wouldn't always finish their food, and often not even touch a certain item. So, when I'd return my tray, I'd scan the rack for any uneaten items and pull that tray out, eat it, and then put the tray back.

    • @joedanero5360
      @joedanero5360 Před 4 měsíci +1

      No shame in that. It was the conditions that were shameful. You were hungry. The conditions opened up the possibility for you to be exposed to hep and other health issues just because you needed more food. That's nothing to worry about being judged on by anyone in that situation. And people sharing what they went through is more valuable for awareness. People who aren't eating right aren't gonna be thinking right. How is rehabilitation supposed to work correctly with that mentality? Some people love to see others who have made mistakes tortured for their mistakes. They revel in it to the extreme. They're also the ones who complain about the cost of housing inmates.
      Stay out of trouble.

  • @elwoodsherman2386
    @elwoodsherman2386 Před 4 lety +2

    When I worked in the kitchen at my city jail and we always got 2 trays plus extra scoops of whatever it was we were having. I worked breakfast and lunch so I got 5 trays a day.

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 Před 4 lety

      Elwood Sherman Man you struck gold in there. Biscuit and gravy tray would be my favorite 😋

  • @ramonschweer833
    @ramonschweer833 Před 4 lety +2

    Sort of off subject ..i watched a hungry inmate eat an entire bbar of ivory soap for 3 dollars in commissary..its amazing what bored inmates can think of to get a laugh and its always at the expense of their fellow man....but it sure is funny!###😀

  • @Sprizys
    @Sprizys Před 3 lety

    "Dude belongs in seal team six" man you killed me with that 😂

  • @sirjuju4766
    @sirjuju4766 Před 3 lety

    Never been to the pen and I pray that I never will but i served 10 years in CYA from the age of 13 to 23.. I was one of those (wards) that didn't have anyone on the outside putting money on my books but i definitely had a lil hustle about myself. I was Blessed to work in the chow hall and also maintenance( janitorial) in the Visiting hall. So everytime one of the homies got a visit I was able to sit down at his table with his family and get my grub on and this was an every weekend thing..

  • @tonyscowboyshow2344
    @tonyscowboyshow2344 Před 4 lety +1

    Love to see the stories coming back keep them coming