10 Types Of COFFEE DRINKING PRISONERS
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- čas přidán 6. 07. 2024
- In this video, I want to talk to you about coffee in prison. And just how important coffee is to guys serving time. With that, there's also a lot of different types of coffee drinking prisoners. And in this video, your going to hear about all of them. Hope you enjoy. And if so, SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR APS!
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Joe, somewhere in America, Punk Tattoo Guy is sipping on mocha latte at Starbucks admiring your glory.
Lol
i believe you mean a pumpkin spice latte
😂😂😂
@@CryoCustoms 😅😅😅
@@CryoCustoms Iced coffee more like it
Plethora Joe the word is Plethora lol. A for effort though.
pleather lol
😂😂😂 that was the best
Pleather of ways to say the word
Plethora Joe needs to be his nickname going forward. "Hey Plethora Joe, I'm talkin to you! Get me some zoom zooms and wams wams or lace up!"
I was just gonna ask him if that's what he was trying to say... lol.
I love me some coffee, but I knew a dude a few years ago that would brew a pot of strong coffee, then pour the coffee into the machine where you are supposed to pour the water, then brew a second pot of strong coffee, with coffee as the water. Wtf?!? He said he heard Frank Zappa used to drink his coffee that way.
Dude made One Size Fits All and Sheik Yerbouti, so your buddy might be onto something.
Dave laughing so hard is cracking me up.
Only Joe can hold my interest for 20+ minutes about coffee drinkers lol ... Have a gr8 day
@NEGUS MBARKA 😂😂😂😂😂🙉
Confused, what do you mean regarding Farsi dialect? Would love to know - Iranian who speaks new age Farsi, here, also was learning old-persian(Farsi) an hour before checking out this video!
Yep. I don't even drink coffee.
Could not have said this better about his mesmerizing stories🤣love him
Same, real talent!
Funny that another name for coffee is *J O E*
Fancy a cuppa joe?
The reason coffee is called "joe" is because "joe" is a referent to coffee.
IS IT?!?
Cuppa joe lmao
Cuppa Rosie lea
The "coffee junkie" instantly made me think of the infamous coffee man
😂🤣 Holy moly Joe, you had me rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off, you could have been a comedian.
Taking away tabaccoo made coffee the new cigs.
Mark Miller - Pretty sure in some prisons you can get E-cigs now. It's them original types that use vegetable glycerin and barely has any nicotine...like 0.8%. Great way to siphon money from inmates. The new vape oil is completely different. It's called "salt nicotine). Burns at lower temp and has fuckin 5% nicotine. I smoked newports for over a decade. When I hit this it felt like when I smoked my first cig. Haven't touched a cig since I got this thing. Vuse makes it, it's called "Alto". It's the best out of the other ones like Juul or Blu. You can get the kit at 711 for $20. Includes device, charger, and one pod. Shit is amazing. Battery takes 10 mins to charge, lasts like 2 days. Pods last a few days. No crackling when you take a hit, charger and pod both magnetized. Most of all it don't look gay.
Bit late but we all smoke locked up even in front off screws most don't inforce it and sell it
Yeasss i agree!!
I used to dip that shit cause I do chopenhagen snuff it worked
@@mrtibbs2959 have you heard of popcorn lung. Google it, you'll put your little vape down fast.
Was waiting for another 10 types video!
Edit: Can you make "10 Types of Dealers in Prison"?
Dude that's such a good idea
Just sitting here rewatching some old episodes and I think wow this channel has become one of the best channels on CZcams. Joe is genuinely a good dude especially compared to 99% if other tubers. It probably took prison to make him have this level of life appreciation. I hope everyone on this planet subscribes .
Damn, there's a pleather of comments down here.
A veritble placenta
To you both...
😆😅😂🤣
Can't believe I started watching this channel when it had 7,000 subs. Dude has come a long way.
CZcams algorithm
Same. I was watching ol Joe when he had a little under 100k.
Plethora is the word you are looking for.
lmfao Joe! "Boy you doing 100% of your time, you ain't sleeping at all" hahahhahahahhaha had to rewind and laugh again at that one
The Chess drinking coffee warriors, they only drink coffee during a game of chess
Speaking about fancy coffee drinkers I've known girls that will only drink coffee if they can put a cinnamon candy in it and a caramel candy in it with a pack of sugar and they saved their milk from breakfast lol
Lol yes!!!!
Sounds good
Aint drinkin too much m'fn coffee then huh???
Mmmm! Speaking of cinnamon, fireball liquor is a great additive to your coffee on a snowy winter day. Feet propped up next to the glowing embers and warm flames of the fireplace:)
@@guitargeorge1874 dont get to many snowy days in Oakland here. But like they say " any excuse is a good excuse"...
Funny thing about "20 bucks a week for coffee" is honestly like a day or two at Starbucks for a basic white girl in the free world.
What about pumpkin spice tho?
Not Australia, Starbucks didn't take off because we have much better stuff for the same price. That and Starbucks is like a public bathroom.
No shir...
I spend 7$ a week on Folidgers ... Good for me..
Mike Georgius - shit maxwell house were it’s at bro 💯
My husband ran the coffee racket in the small unit he was in, and he'd tell me the stories of the dudes who would EAT the coffee. No water no nothing just eating the coffee.
Was gonna skip to the middle just to hear the ten types but.. you're enthusiasm is fun to watch. Love APS
Number 1:
The coffee man
Number 15
Burger King
Foot Lettuce
Placenta
Two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a numbrr 7 two numbers 45s one with cheese and a large soda
I quit drinking coffee, wearing flip flops, eating pancakes, playing spades and dominoes, because it reminds me of jail. I even quit watching family feud and Jerry springer cuz I seen too many people beat up over them shows 😂
Same here i feel playing spades and rocking socks with flip flops is bad luck and feel am bout to get locked up
I agree, definitely the Jerry Springer..
Oh hell no ain't giving up the coffee bruh... My first stint in county I was 19. I'm 30 now, and I've been hooked on coffee ever since. Thank God I haven't been back in a few years (for too long at least), but I'm a fiend for caffeine. I swear they put something in that keefe brand. I've never caught a caffeine buzz like that sense 🙅🙅☕☕🚽🚽😲😵😲😵
I'm not gonna lie.. The first time I had the urge to drink coffee out here, I went and bought instant coffee. Hahaha... *And Some habits I did bring home...* showering with my slides on. Drop one flush one method when I shiit (aka the courtesy flush)... Doing haircuts with a razor and comb... Blowing the extra water out of my toothbrush after I use it.... Writing letters lol..... I'm sure I'll Think of more later 😂
Facts 😂😂😂
Take a shot of coffee every time Joe says coffee
LMAo these are the vids i love when you make the jokes, short character skits in between and silly rhymes , goofy, a little loud but funny as hell
Dave's laugh is my FAVORITE part of this video
fancy-prisoner-joe is hilarious. i need some more of that. is there more of that?
Great video funny as hell!! Hense why I couldn't go 3min without leaving another comment. Good work!!
Lmfao the stuck up coffee guy was priceless
loved his superior speak for the snooty coffee man😅
Them old heads. Like to get up early, bring out their 14 folders and 4 bibles and prison made pencil containers and sit in the middle of the day room, whine about watching the news.. And cross his legs fold his hands and slurp coffee allllll day! Blackest most stained cup u ever seen. Spoon sticking out, running band around the handle. Old stamps on his cup. His name, nickname, and # written all over the cup. (in case someone steals it 😂)
HAHAHA real talk!! Neva goin back!!!
sleep depp vegas 😂😂😂
Like yall ain't ever seen EXACTLY what I described. Lol.. And btw help me on subs on my channel yall!
That sounds better than my life!
morning progam doggy thought u new
More tuch um two times Tommy not 1 vid not 3 vid but 2 videos
Love your videos, fellow convict. Good stuff, triggers me a little but mostly entertains.
Great video Joe. I like tour sense of humor. Just Subscribed!
Hey joe. I’ve wondered, just for my own curiosity, why it is that you’ve been able to stay out of trouble while I see friends of mine repeat offend. After a lot of thought, I think I have an answer. I think that along with your industriousness and other factors, I think mostly it’s because you’ve somehow been able to examine your own flaws, be real with yourself about them, and move on. That’s cool AF. With my people that get locked up, they never seem to change. Great channel man. Also reppin 757. Keep em coming.
2:27 when you hit the acid to hard
You don't hit acid, it hits you
OMG this show is SO on point!! and absolutely hilarious!! love it thank you for creating this show. I am totally addicted to it.
Congrats on 1 mil Joe!!!
I love joe’s mispronunciations it is one of the reasons I love the channel, just one of joes little idiosyncrasies that make him watchable 😃
I've seen people actually give up their trays and other food commissary items just to binge on coffee 24/7 it's crazy
Yep. And trade all their indigent supplies!
@@sleepdepp Yo I got a pencil a postcard and some Bob Barker underwear 4x too big... Can I get a shot of coffee
@@Amberlicous5568 we used the cheese jalepeno bottles and would wash em out and fill em up in the morning with coffee
OMG Joe!....This is THE Funniest video I have seen from ASP in a looooong time! Bravo...this was awesome!
Cool video. Keep bringing the awesome content. *Dave's laugh is hilarious!*
Love from Texas!💜 Been watching Y'all for almost 2 years now! Dave's the best!!!
Oh cool! I really think they should do a tour of some sort and come somewhere in texas itd be awesome!
Hey Joe,
First of all, straight up respect for all the good things you are doing in the community, helping people back on their feet and trying to steer the wayward from their paths to prison.
I got a question for you, and I apologize if you've already addressed this in the past, back I'm a relatively new subscriber. I was wondering if you ever came into contact with anyone that really and totally lost touch with reality while locked up. The reason I ask is because a person I care about is serving a life sentence and every time s/he is on the phone, they always talk about being retried, or getting a new appeal, when we all know that s/he is all out of appeals. If you have come into contact with this, how do you think a person on the outside should treat this kind of behavior?
Maybe thumbs up if anyone else is interested in this topic.
This is a good question. I've seen it before. Same as the kids who are sentenced to life but everytime they get on the phone they tell you that they're coming home soon. I honestly think it's their way of keeping the faith. Holding out hope that reality isnt reality. Deep down they know the truth. they just arent ready on the surface to deal with it.
Only one guy on the internet can talk about drinking coffee for 25 minutes and make it enjoyable
been diggin the content homie
Perhaps the funniest vid you’ve made 😂😂😂😂
At this moment I'm Drinking some Coffee, and Smoking some Good Weed...
Who cares? You? Oh ok.
@@gfx2943 awkward
Same with a few 10mg valiums
@@nickadz5490 lose the barbs
I'm drinking some good weed and smoking some coffee
2:25 oh man I laughed hard! You're hilarious man keep up the good work on the videos 👍
Watching this video at 6:35pm on the East Coast and drinking a cup of coffee while watching this video. I already poured my coffee before watching this video. Then jumped on You Tube and saw After Prison Show was about coffee, awesome. Coffee would be one of my best friends if I ever had to go back to jail or prison. I love me a cup of coffee, especially that first cup of coffee in the morning.
Smashed the like APS, great content, as usual, but the only thing, production wise, for #3 the junkie, on your visual you put it as #4. Idk why I even noticed that 🤔
Another great video joe keep it up bro.... content lately has been amazing. Do we get a danny update anytime soon??
#APSARMY #APS4LYFE
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@@TheDebir i?
Yeah where’s Danny?!?! Dave is great but Danny is a trip too!!! Danny’s just learning how to function, and I’d like more updates!!!
You got turned out behind that coffee!!! Joe, Killin it with the classic lines.
Love ur storys joe thanks again bro. Keep up the good work ur doing good bro.
I was with a cellie who just skipped the WATER!!! Straight coffee JOE!!! I’m dead!!!
Hey real fast Man, where's the video on "card games while locked up" at? You know them games exclusively played while incarcerated?
APS since day one!
I just wanted to say you are sooo funny and positive I love your videos!! You proof that ppl can change and that not all ppl that go to jail are gonna reoffend you’re awesome man!!
Well done joe this video made me laugh like 10 different times
Hey joe, how many cups of coffee in each bag?
"You got a cup of coffee?"
Yea. You don't though.
*bongbongbongbongbong*
Man I freakin love ya Joe and Dave, for a pleather of reason but mainly just cuz yall are so real and down to earth 💚
Like always, awesome video and great content.
Under 4k views? I haven't been this early on a video since before Touch'em Two Times Tommy was only Touch'em One Times Tommy.
Hey got cuppa coffee lol
Yo, funniest video I’ve seen on this channel in a while.
Just love your videos! Thanks for the laughs!
This episode brought to you by Joe drinking a cup of Joe. Apparently a lot because he on fire today.
When I was locked up it was getting decent tea bags... I don't like coffee.. But even that was better than the jail teabags..
Damn your 100% legit on these type of coffee drinkers. Made me laugh when u talked about droppin an atomic fireball in there. Brings back memories of the pen
Your face when trying to figure out the right word, so adorable! Lol
When I was down I was that dude on the yard with a hot cup of coffee but YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT THE LET ME GET A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR COFFEE GUY HATE THEM GUYS LOL
You gonna finish that cup?
Shout out to my boy we called Cappuccino in the county 😂
I've seen this video AT LEAST 5-6 times and it's still as funny as the first time I watched it!!! LOL
The best part of waking up is a new APS video in my feed.
Plethora joe plethora. I did enjoy placenta though I got a good laugh 😂
Its noon and I have had 2 pots of coffee.....Im gonna die soon....Probly
You might want to slow down before your heart gives out,lok.
I love it when you say, "zoom zooms and wham whams" !!!!😆😂🤣😜
@Child of God SILVERWOLF Huh? Who you calling doodoo?
Great video Joe!
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday, for a cup of coffee today.
Joe you will find out what a placenta is when you have your first child😂
I really like your content Joe, but maaan, this one had me crackin' up. Gotta love that Keefe.
'' i dont care about the fact you can bench-press a car, you crazy ! ''
''gossipin' like some women in a hair salon''
dude, im rollin' dead lmaoooo
man, your analogies are hilarious !
I'm not a coffee drinker.. don't like the taste and I can't handle the caffeine unfortantly...
I don't like coffee either.
Depends on what kind of coffee you drinkkin
Two girls one cup
One man one cup
Shout out to u for this ch. God bless u brotha i can relate to all it!!!
Hey Joe good stuff like always you have to let your people know the difference between jail commissary prisons.
Whats going on wirh danny?
this video brought to you by Monster Caffe.
Hey Joe! Yeah, I'm a Hendrix fan😆😆😆😆Anyway, that was hilarious content kid! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!
I was naming my block off as you went through your list. Haha
I just can't stand the taste of coffee. I've tried my best to give it a chance, but the bitterness is overpowering. YUK!
Tons of cream n sugar
Wht kind of coffee drinker was u Joe
Full blown coffee fiend.... Lmao
He likes is coffee like is men tall, black and full bodied
yodatagz gay
Still fuckin nope sorry I don’t share mental disorder
yodatagz you don’t have to be sorry it was gay
good one dude.. keep it up
8:56 YOU HAD ME DIEING BRUH! THE COFFEE JUNKIE WAS DEFINITELY THE TRUEST AND FUNNIEST
I drink coffee not de one time not the three time but two times
Drink em two times Tommy
Bring touch um two times Tommy back 😂
Like if agree
Helll no let tommy die.
@@boadams3207 it sounds like Touch em two times Tommy touched you..
Two Times
• FNMack Not one time, not three times, two times.
LOL!!!! Excellent man and funny! You gotta revisit this. Coffee drinkers in prison pt 2! You ever seen the dudes who are new in jails and mix it all super thick in the bottom of a cup like paste? Yeah, eating it with a spoon like coffee ice cream. Crazy man. Peace!
Enjoying the pleather of your videos, Joe!
No Keefe for me. Taster Choice only. Still drink it in the outs. $8.00 for 8oz bag.
$1.00 shots all day
Dead-Dog-Rising D. Sanchez wow sad life
I was all about them Folgers Crystals!
I like the t-shirt your wearing. Can ya get that off commissary?
*ZOOM ZOOMS AND WAM WAMS*
I love these vids they are awesome, keep it up Joe, keep it rocking :-)))
awesome i loved this coffee episode!