Let's take a quick little break from random visits ( got like 10 new ones ready to go!!! lol and those will be upcoming) But today I want to share with you JUST HOW EXPENSIVE commissary is in jail. Especially for Ashley who I just ordered commissary for. THIS VIDEO GOES IN TOO!!!! So hope you enjoy it! Let me know what you think about the OATMEAL!!!! More random visits coming soon!!!
You should seriously consider starting a game show where you ask random prisoners questions, and if they get the answers right you donate to their commissary. This would be hilarious, and definitely go viral.
This idea was copied from the fb group and was said already. I don't think making wither the inmate guesses something random should determine if they get help or not.
@@CosplayZine I didn't even know there was a facebook group. He could still give them 20 bucks regardless of how many questions they get correct, but maybe each question is an additional 5 dollars or such.
@@grandpavlogs3058 Oh my bad then yeah afterprisonshow group mentioned this yeah maybe an extra prize wouldn't be so bad but just not make the visit all about that because it may seem like it's making games out of the person locked up. Maybe Joe could say "let's play a game. If you can guess this or answer this question you'll get an extra _____" maybe a graphic effect to make it look fancy but really anything beyond that is too much..But the main reason I feel like it's not going to work is if the prisons begin to catch on too much of it then Joe might actually get in trouble depending on the laws in that state for giveaways etc. People have to pay taxes on their winnings and well..they're in prison so they cannot exactly do that.
Thats not true. There was change in algorithms and yt started to work against creators. Punished those who didn't praise communism and promoting and boosting only brainless garbage. Just check viral videos. 100% brainless junk. It used to be opposite way- creative content was promoted not punished.
@@jkeezy93 damn man maybe he should go back to prison for a while so he can have more current content lol jk I liked the felon flip stuff, maybe thats just me
As a 21 year old man, your videos give me more and more reasons to never... and I mean NEVER go to prison. I appreciate it Joe. One less felon by the video💯
@@nervoussips2622 That’s highly uncultured of you to assume I’ve been arrested. My record is clean. I’ve never been arrested or for that much even DETAINED from a cop. Take your bullshit on some here bruh. I’m not the one to compare too
@@11223344556677884007 did I say you were ever arrested? No. I said your probably allready a felon but never got caught. I say that because EVERYONE commits felonies if they know it or not. Have you ever had sandwich bags? Well you were in possession of drug paraphernalia. My point wasn't a slight on you but a slight on some of the laws.
@@11223344556677884007 , yea, they came off a bit rough, but it wasn't intentional. They meant that everyone commits crimes no matter how big or minisculey tiny, it's just the unfortunate ones that get caught and get taken away. ✌🏽 They didn't necessarily mean you were a bad person by any means, just that u may not even realize u have done some of the same stuff that other people have gotten punished for years over. It's super sad. It's really great that Joe's efforts and channel have impacted you to be the best version of whomever you are, & try your best to steer clear of that b.s. lifestyle that will absolutely & undoubtedly get you nailed at some point in your life. 👍🏼👍🏼 This is a great channel and he so tells it like it is. I hope you've seen his very old and very 1st couple years worth of vids because those are the most raw and most real (from when he just got released and was still on Parole). Def. Go watch if u haven't. Sounds like you're a good fan though. 👏👏 ☆♡☆ Good luck in life.
they sould not be able to buy that they sould be feed 3 meals a day they are not in a hotell they are in fucking prison they are rapist murderers and ppl that rob and beat ppl up if they dont like it they sould not have made the crime
Honestly its not BS. Ketchup, mustard and any other condiments is not a requirement to live. They are being locked up to pay for their crime. It isnt a hotel stay. If they want any extras they should have to pay for it. Simple as that. Why anyone feels sorry for these ppl is beyond me. Living out in the free world, when you go to kroger to pick up groceries, do they give you ketchup for free? No! Do restaurants? They give it to you for free but jail is not a restaurant, it is a jail. Jail is meant to be horrible. To make it where criminals dont want to come back, which means not commit crimes 🤗 jail is not meant to be some luxurious vacation spot, its jail. Get over it
Joe I've been rocking with you and APS. I was on a streak of 5 years. Until I ended up in the hospital. But I've gone back and watch all the videos. And the first thing I do is hit the like button.
Hey bro. Glad to hear your out of the hospital. And hope you’re doing a lot better!!! Glad to have you back out here. And thank you for the YEARS OF SUPPORT!!!!
I think what you've done here Joe is like a first of its kind ive never seen anyone else on youtube do it so congratulations for a great idea its way interesting entertaining stuff.
an oasis is a small pocket of life and sustenance in the desert, i interpreted it like the commissary is your oasis in prison. I think its meant to be a dark joke lol.
Video idea: "High risk, high reward hustles" What are some hustlers that can come at a great risk of your good time or maybe are just undesirable to carry out, but due to that have a high profit margin?
they dont need to buy anything they shall heave 3 meals aday its a prison not a hotell they did terible stuff murders rapes ect they shall be punnished not sit watch tv all day and eat candy
I remember when one of my good friends was in jail I asked him what he wanted for his birthday. He said he just wanted 15 dollars for soap, toothpaste, a new towel and something else. 15 dollars for just those 4 things. There I was, lil 18 year old me about ready to snap for him over how expensive everything was.
@@pastelricky yes it is. The reason the article popped up was because the state of Missouri added sales tax to the prison canteens to get some of that money. So they also generate over $1 million a year of sales tax from prisoners and their families.
I did 5yrs in Michigan prison, from 02 to 07. If my memory serves correctly, prices were pretty cheap, some even cheaper than on the street. From my understanding, they got stuff in bulk at good price and they inmate benefit fund set a percentage above cost of the zoom zooms and wham whams. This mark-up was to cover the cost of cable TV services, weights and other athletic equipment, microwaves, irons and to pay for good holiday meals. They'd also do a few fundraisers per year to increase funds in the Inmate Benefit Fund. These included a couple pints of ice cream and a box of banquet chicken, pizzas, subs, ect. I'm sure it helped we had a culinary arts education program at the 1 prison. Also, idk if other states do this, but you could only spend like $42.50 a week, so I imagine that also contributed to keeping the prices decent. Who knows though, all that stuff could be changed by now? They took out tobacco a few years after I was released. We could order our own tennis shoes, our own underwear and our own socks, and you could order a winter coat from a limited selection. You could also order nice clothes from JC Penny for use only on your visits.
A double-whammy with these commissary items is that most of them can hardly be defined as food. The nutritional value of these items is so low that even if you eat a bunch of it your body will still be craving nutrients. If all you eat is junk food your body will demand a whole lot of it, and you'll spend more money. If they were selling you good food you could eat less and still be satisfied.
That was rediculous!! Crazy high prices, especially for the single serve of instant oatmeal being resold for the same price as a full box and the single packets of ketsup and relish. I haven't been to prison or jail. I just love your channel. If you used to pay 25 or 33 cents for ramen, I'm sure you know what prices are high.
Thank you for showing the naive people of the world what's really going on! It's all about that money with the justice system! That was one of the first things I learned when locked up.
This is how I have been feeling at the grocery store lately. Snickers bar = $2.25 + tax on top of that. It's called hyper inflation, due to covid. I wish my groceries were that cheap lol
Exactly ! You keep on saying , they can go to walmart and get . But they can't go to Walmart tho and the price for delivery has always been higher than carry-out no matter where you at . Most of them prison are in the middle of the woods and if they have to go to hell to get you what you want , then you must pay what they want.
Yes please do part 2 because it would be interesting to see what crazy prices that stuff has. Thank you Joe for the education you are providing for us.
Thats ridiculous prices! Why would inmates have "MORE" money for things in jail/prison?? They pay you crap! They are EXTORTING the people who send their relatives/friends money for commissary so they can get all that money and give the prisoner the LEAST amount of zoom zooms and wham whams! Selling individual ketchup packets and shit! The A.P.S. should all flood that jail or company with complaints!
They’re taking advantage of the fact that if they buy the 10 oatmeal individually it’ll be 10 separate items whereas the box would be 1 item. Some facilities have not only a dollar limit but an item count limit also.
Man, been watching since the start! You look great bro, just gotta say. Glad to see you're looking good. Alot of my friends from back in school been in and out of jail constantly. whole families trapped in the system. It makes me happy to see you free, looking healthy and happy bro!
Fl doc. Keffe red gun powder coffee $6.03. Whole shabang chips $1.06. Soups .85. Equal is only 2 cents. Combo lock for ur box $10. So much more with outrageous prices. Canteen bag $4.25
19:20 The cafe de olla is spelled correctly, translated it would be 'pot coffee', its a variety of coffee made in mexico and it means it was made in a big pot and they put cinnamon and sometimes a stick of sweetener on it
What's jacked up is that it cost prob $1,000 a day to incarcerate her, and she only has to pay $3 a day. They should be charging prisoner the FULL PRICE OF PRISON, vs subsiding it. They have to provide restitution to victims, they need to pay restitution to the State for the cost of locking them up!!!!
Joe, an oasis is usually a isolated place of vegetation in a desert. In my perspective the name kind of makes sense, the prison is the desert, the commissary is the oasis.
I've actually had those off brand Kool aid packets. They are sugar free but are still sweet. You don't need any added sugar. They gave those exact ones out for every meal in the county. You could also buy them.
I love how fast you were on that sugar stock 🤣 "These our $.50 apiece, there 10 cents apiece, these our FREE!" In 5 seconds that joint crashed faster than shady cryptocoins. And worse even, those our f'n powder packets!! In your own words: They trippn'!!
The prices are high but not overly high. When i was in WI they wanted insane prices for the comisary. Candy bars abd such were averaging 2 to 3 bucks. Ketchup packets were 25 cents, the hit sauce packet was a buck. Penut butter was 2 bucks. And raman noodle bricks were 2 bucks each. The list goes on...💀
Commissary is the exact system used in coal mine town company stores. Company script that could only be used at the official company owned store. High prices, low worker pay to drain the accounts. Charges for Rental fees, debts, and other charges were taken off the top before you even got your pay. Most companies would even rent all the furniture and everything else in the house and if you lost your job or got sick, then they'd throw you out with nothing.
I once did an extra weekend in county because we did E and my math was off. Jeezuss!! Thank you for helping some of us dummies tighten up, just a little.
@@ohnoohyeah3205 And they let you? What was the deal with weekends? Come in Friday and leave Sunday? I might be facing that so info you could tell me would be appreciated.
@@lunsy9420 Hi! Dammit about the Weekend Warrior gig. This was in like 2000 in Macomb County, Michigan. I had to talk my way into jail, which, in hindsight...... ughhhh jayzuss, but they took me in. There, its Friday night thru Monday morning. I stayed in the Annex, which is just a giant room full of knuckleheads and bunk beds. The Extra weekend, durt-da-durr, I was in my own cell and didn't eat til Sunday because, hello McFly!!, they only make enough trays for people on the damn list!! I dunno your habits or, well, You, but I'll say that a very healthy dose of Nyquil just before entry can make it fly by. That's what I did, please be careful. It's nothing really. More embarrassing and inconvenient than anything. Stay well and stay outta there!! 👽
@@ohnoohyeah3205 I think in my county they let you out Sunday evening but with covid coming back i dont know if they will let me do weekends. Its only 21 days but weekends would be better. Thanks
I don’t want any Genitalia coffee in . 🤣 Joe says that s*** straight face and without cracking up. *Bruh I’ll have a cup of Gevailia black no cream, no nuts and unstirred* I can’t ☠️
My cellie taught me lime/chili shrimp ramen. Spicy pork rinds mixed with grape jelly and orange cool off. Sweet n sour pork meal. One of the better ones I've had.
What we have in Ohio is union supply, walkenhorst, access. for the prison food boxes. Odrc runs the commissary and they get stuff from union and access. But the food and clothing boxes are done by the first 3 I listed.
Joe! I just did 10 years in the feds and 10 years in Virginia. The Onion, Nottaway, South Hampton, and several others. Just want you to know u doing g great. Keep it up. And bro, I got a bunch of commissary sheets from some different spots. If you want them, get at me and I will email them.
This is the prices in my county jail in Huntingdon county pa. Except the soups are 1.15 and the coffee is 6.95 and hell the jolly ranchers went all the way up to 5 dollars before they removed them completely.
Honestly that's cheap for creamer in lockup. We were paying 15 cents where I was at. But ours were little cups. Did you have to input the jail before getting prices? I'm convinced the jails set their own prices that they make on top of what is actually paid to the companies. Because our Keefe prices were different from other places and the jail was making and printing our catalog sheets.
When i was in county jail in 92 candy bars were 55 cents a piece ramens were 35 cents the dove soap bars was 2.25 for one.we were allowed canteen twice a month.
Here in Bexar County Ramen Soups are 0.90 radios are $40 headphones like $4 and the batteries are dollar store one. The ones that cost 0.10 are sole for $2 a piece.
Let's take a quick little break from random visits ( got like 10 new ones ready to go!!! lol and those will be upcoming) But today I want to share with you JUST HOW EXPENSIVE commissary is in jail. Especially for Ashley who I just ordered commissary for. THIS VIDEO GOES IN TOO!!!! So hope you enjoy it! Let me know what you think about the OATMEAL!!!!
More random visits coming soon!!!
GEE-NEE-UHL Money man 👍
Shit is crazy..... Btw of love this video and these mfs belong in jail raping the prisoners out of there money being locked up..makes me so mad bro..
Genital coffee was so funny bro
Y'all PLEASE watch that^ !
if I went to prison for a year I go in there 300 pounds and come out weighin a buck 20
You should seriously consider starting a game show where you ask random prisoners questions, and if they get the answers right you donate to their commissary. This would be hilarious, and definitely go viral.
Fuck it.. rock it till they cut it down lol.. thats a sick idea
This idea was copied from the fb group and was said already. I don't think making wither the inmate guesses something random should determine if they get help or not.
@@CosplayZine I didn't even know there was a facebook group. He could still give them 20 bucks regardless of how many questions they get correct, but maybe each question is an additional 5 dollars or such.
Great idea!
@@grandpavlogs3058 Oh my bad then yeah afterprisonshow group mentioned this yeah maybe an extra prize wouldn't be so bad but just not make the visit all about that because it may seem like it's making games out of the person locked up. Maybe Joe could say "let's play a game. If you can guess this or answer this question you'll get an extra _____" maybe a graphic effect to make it look fancy but really anything beyond that is too much..But the main reason I feel like it's not going to work is if the prisons begin to catch on too much of it then Joe might actually get in trouble depending on the laws in that state for giveaways etc. People have to pay taxes on their winnings and well..they're in prison so they cannot exactly do that.
You're a very interesting guy, don't let the lack of views lately get you down mate your content is flipping awesome
@Bro Scientist I meant the view/subscriber ratio is not great.
Thats not true.
There was change in algorithms and yt started to work against creators.
Punished those who didn't praise communism and promoting and boosting only brainless garbage.
Just check viral videos. 100% brainless junk.
It used to be opposite way- creative content was promoted not punished.
@@jkeezy93 damn man maybe he should go back to prison for a while so he can have more current content lol jk I liked the felon flip stuff, maybe thats just me
"Eat the one left on your pillow you might find about a king-size real quick" LOL
PAYDAY
Haha that was funny!
That dirty old prison warden must be just madder than hell that you’re circumnavigating the $3 a day jail rent by direct commissary purchase. 😆
$3 a day is insane
19:53 I absolutely love showing the video clip to give context on the fish cake situation. Your reaction says it all 😆
As a 21 year old man, your videos give me more and more reasons to never... and I mean NEVER go to prison. I appreciate it Joe. One less felon by the video💯
You're most likely allready a felon but haven't got caught
@@nervoussips2622 That’s highly uncultured of you to assume I’ve been arrested. My record is clean. I’ve never been arrested or for that much even DETAINED from a cop. Take your bullshit on some here bruh. I’m not the one to compare too
@@11223344556677884007 did I say you were ever arrested? No. I said your probably allready a felon but never got caught. I say that because EVERYONE commits felonies if they know it or not. Have you ever had sandwich bags? Well you were in possession of drug paraphernalia. My point wasn't a slight on you but a slight on some of the laws.
Don't worry man police will find us all one day. Everyone gets a turn these days.
But congrats!
@@11223344556677884007 , yea, they came off a bit rough, but it wasn't intentional. They meant that everyone commits crimes no matter how big or minisculey tiny, it's just the unfortunate ones that get caught and get taken away.
✌🏽
They didn't necessarily mean you were a bad person by any means, just that u may not even realize u have done some of the same stuff that other people have gotten punished for years over. It's super sad. It's really great that Joe's efforts and channel have impacted you to be the best version of whomever you are, & try your best to steer clear of that b.s. lifestyle that will absolutely & undoubtedly get you nailed at some point in your life. 👍🏼👍🏼
This is a great channel and he so tells it like it is. I hope you've seen his very old and very 1st couple years worth of vids because those are the most raw and most real (from when he just got released and was still on Parole). Def. Go watch if u haven't. Sounds like you're a good fan though. 👏👏 ☆♡☆ Good luck in life.
The fact the charge for ketchup and and mustard packets is some bullshit.
they sould not be able to buy that they sould be feed 3 meals a day they are not in a hotell they are in fucking prison they are rapist murderers and ppl that rob and beat ppl up if they dont like it they sould not have made the crime
@@tonykeer yo why are you here?
Honestly its not BS. Ketchup, mustard and any other condiments is not a requirement to live. They are being locked up to pay for their crime. It isnt a hotel stay. If they want any extras they should have to pay for it. Simple as that. Why anyone feels sorry for these ppl is beyond me. Living out in the free world, when you go to kroger to pick up groceries, do they give you ketchup for free? No! Do restaurants? They give it to you for free but jail is not a restaurant, it is a jail. Jail is meant to be horrible. To make it where criminals dont want to come back, which means not commit crimes 🤗 jail is not meant to be some luxurious vacation spot, its jail. Get over it
@@Ghetto-toaster22agreed!!
Joe I've been rocking with you and APS. I was on a streak of 5 years. Until I ended up in the hospital. But I've gone back and watch all the videos. And the first thing I do is hit the like button.
Hey bro. Glad to hear your out of the hospital. And hope you’re doing a lot better!!! Glad to have you back out here. And thank you for the YEARS OF SUPPORT!!!!
@@AfterPrisonShow wow a real response with feeling👍💯
Glad your doing better
You've really revived the content recently :) I'm back to dropping what I'm watching when you upload :)
This is the first video I have watched in over a year...too much home repair
They don’t care what boxes say, certain chicken says “For Inmate Consumption” or “not for human consumption “
Many judges own stock in the commissary companies like Keefe
Damn Joe, you put her full government name out there when pulling up the Oasis homepage.
Shes going to the hole 🤣🤣
I think what you've done here Joe is like a first of its kind ive never seen anyone else on youtube do it so congratulations for a great idea its way interesting entertaining stuff.
They're prices are crazy a $1.00 a soup they charging mfs like its the county
@@trevorpoole7644 a lot of the time the vendor has to give a percentage to the county
Swanson commissary is charging 1.00 in Niagara County that was in 2013
How about don’t commit crimes.
Damn Joe!!!!.almost 2 beans for a pickle. I get 3 for a dollar at The Dollar Tree
That's my hustle I'm starting my own prisoner commissary
In Oasis is a place of pleasure surrounded by nothing. So commissary would be like a desert oasis
I checked the same website under a jail in Georgia. The Dill Pickles are $1.50 at the GA jail. The jail you are viewing charges $1.80. Mass ripoff!
an oasis is a small pocket of life and sustenance in the desert, i interpreted it like the commissary is your oasis in prison. I think its meant to be a dark joke lol.
You should try to get interviews with the bosses of these company’s they have to pay bribes to higher people ,that’s the story .
Video idea: "High risk, high reward hustles"
What are some hustlers that can come at a great risk of your good time or maybe are just undesirable to carry out, but due to that have a high profit margin?
I like this idea.
“But shout out to Julian” 😂😂😂 I fell off my chair
We need an exposé on the cops smuggling that illegal oatmeal doe 🤣
Pouch of midnight special was $0.70 ..so 10 for 7 bucks...then my coffee...most important non hygiene items lol
Different times for sure… my god the midnight special… that is a major throwback!
Where i was in Florida they ain't even have soups shit was crazy this list look good af
Where in Florida? I've been locked up in south Florida and we had all this stuff
@@guerrillapress77 polk co
@@guerrillapress77 no coffee no soups chips cookies and meat sticks was about all they had
I just paid 1.70 for the small snickers at the gas station lol
Damn. Glad you made this video. I had no Idea it was that high.
I don't know what shocks me more. The fact that they are absolutely gouging on these products or the fact that prisons charge the inmates to be there.
they dont need to buy anything they shall heave 3 meals aday its a prison not a hotell they did terible stuff murders rapes ect they shall be punnished not sit watch tv all day and eat candy
They have no right to be crying about anything.
I remember when one of my good friends was in jail I asked him what he wanted for his birthday. He said he just wanted 15 dollars for soap, toothpaste, a new towel and something else. 15 dollars for just those 4 things. There I was, lil 18 year old me about ready to snap for him over how expensive everything was.
I just read an article from Missouri that out of the 21 prisons in that state they made 28.8 million from commissary in 2013.
@@carls2210 28.8 million??? That is disgusting. 0-0
@@pastelricky yes it is. The reason the article popped up was because the state of Missouri added sales tax to the prison canteens to get some of that money. So they also generate over $1 million a year of sales tax from prisoners and their families.
@@carls2210 Don't kid yourself the state prisons already markup the prices of the commissary and pocket the difference, that tax is just extra gravy.
@@antikommunistischaktion your reading comprehension isn't the best.
This is exactly part of the reason why prisons are a big business and very profitable... that's why they try to keep them full and build more.
I did 5yrs in Michigan prison, from 02 to 07. If my memory serves correctly, prices were pretty cheap, some even cheaper than on the street. From my understanding, they got stuff in bulk at good price and they inmate benefit fund set a percentage above cost of the zoom zooms and wham whams. This mark-up was to cover the cost of cable TV services, weights and other athletic equipment, microwaves, irons and to pay for good holiday meals. They'd also do a few fundraisers per year to increase funds in the Inmate Benefit Fund.
These included a couple pints of ice cream and a box of banquet chicken, pizzas, subs, ect. I'm sure it helped we had a culinary arts education program at the 1 prison. Also, idk if other states do this, but you could only spend like $42.50 a week, so I imagine that also contributed to keeping the prices decent. Who knows though, all that stuff could be changed by now? They took out tobacco a few years after I was released. We could order our own tennis shoes, our own underwear and our own socks, and you could order a winter coat from a limited selection. You could also order nice clothes from JC Penny for use only on your visits.
Ay Joe, another great video!.👊🏽
Love the innovation Joe, Love the randoms visits and this type of video, hooe you can put someone on a video call to cook live
The single ketchup packet got me lol
A double-whammy with these commissary items is that most of them can hardly be defined as food. The nutritional value of these items is so low that even if you eat a bunch of it your body will still be craving nutrients. If all you eat is junk food your body will demand a whole lot of it, and you'll spend more money. If they were selling you good food you could eat less and still be satisfied.
The whole prison system needs a reboot and fixed from head to toe
That was rediculous!! Crazy high prices, especially for the single serve of instant oatmeal being resold for the same price as a full box and the single packets of ketsup and relish. I haven't been to prison or jail. I just love your channel. If you used to pay 25 or 33 cents for ramen, I'm sure you know what prices are high.
"Bussin,i think is thats the new word" lmao i love this dude
Damn joe. Making me feel old as shit cause I remember those quarter bags being a quarter.
I would like to know where joe is buying groceries so cheap
Oasis does the commissary in Cobb County jail in Georgia the prices weren’t too crazy in 2019 when I was there
It's because the prices from the company itself are actually really low, barely above wholesale, but the jail marks it up and pockets that difference.
@@antikommunistischaktion yep if it wasnt for there cut you get no commissary they do sell it to you to help you its all for them
With the way grocery prices are going up, we aint too far behind them!
So much for that whole “not labeled for individual sale” message you find on a lot of these products lol
Thank you for showing the naive people of the world what's really going on!
It's all about that money with the justice system!
That was one of the first things I learned when locked up.
This is how I have been feeling at the grocery store lately. Snickers bar = $2.25 + tax on top of that. It's called hyper inflation, due to covid. I wish my groceries were that cheap lol
Movie theatres are even worse. Wanted $8 for a Dasani.
Wow... Now I need to see a video on how to start a online prison commissary business!!! 😉. I'd beat everyone's prices guaranteed!
Joe you're the best letting them youngens know what's going on .
I’d so watch more of these lol
Ketchup packets in bulk are 4 to 5 cents and probably 2 or 3 cents for the off brand. So 25¢ is an 800% markup
Exactly ! You keep on saying , they can go to walmart and get . But they can't go to Walmart tho and the price for delivery has always been higher than carry-out no matter where you at . Most of them prison are in the middle of the woods and if they have to go to hell to get you what you want , then you must pay what they want.
Cheaper than my work cafeteria. 🤷🏻♂️
God Bless everyone!!!! Jesus Loves you all very much!!!!
My Momma used to order me a coffee care pack every couple of months, usually had extremely exclusive items, and I definitely love my coffee
Joe ain't never had a chocolate covered raisin clearly.
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Best way around paying these prices...DON'T BREAK THE LAW AND WIND UP IN JAIL!!!!
Bruh pay to be in prison? That's literally extortion
Yes please do part 2 because it would be interesting to see what crazy prices that stuff has. Thank you Joe for the education you are providing for us.
Thats ridiculous prices! Why would inmates have "MORE" money for things in jail/prison?? They pay you crap! They are EXTORTING the people who send their relatives/friends money for commissary so they can get all that money and give the prisoner the LEAST amount of zoom zooms and wham whams! Selling individual ketchup packets and shit! The A.P.S. should all flood that jail or company with complaints!
They’re taking advantage of the fact that if they buy the 10 oatmeal individually it’ll be 10 separate items whereas the box would be 1 item. Some facilities have not only a dollar limit but an item count limit also.
Man, been watching since the start! You look great bro, just gotta say. Glad to see you're looking good. Alot of my friends from back in school been in and out of jail constantly. whole families trapped in the system. It makes me happy to see you free, looking healthy and happy bro!
Me living in california: What seems to be the issue with the price?
I was thinking the same! Used to get my homies quarterly packages and I'd get them all kinds of stuff for 60 bucks!
Fl doc. Keffe red gun powder coffee $6.03. Whole shabang chips $1.06. Soups .85. Equal is only 2 cents. Combo lock for ur box $10. So much more with outrageous prices. Canteen bag $4.25
The county I was in was charging 7.05 for 4oz of some off brand coffee, 1.45 for chips, and like 2.35 for a honey bun
True but in the States food tends to be alot cheaper, I'm from Canada and I always used to shop in the US
19:20 The cafe de olla is spelled correctly, translated it would be 'pot coffee', its a variety of coffee made in mexico and it means it was made in a big pot and they put cinnamon and sometimes a stick of sweetener on it
"SS Creamers" fucking LOL. Does the coffee also have a black panther on it or something?
Cutting back to the oyster video was epic. Your reaction was so damn funny.
My local shoprite sells the voodoo chips here in ny. Gotta say they are super flavorful
I laughed so much watching Joe try to get the oyster down I could feel his pain 😂
What's jacked up is that it cost prob $1,000 a day to incarcerate her, and she only has to pay $3 a day. They should be charging prisoner the FULL PRICE OF PRISON, vs subsiding it. They have to provide restitution to victims, they need to pay restitution to the State for the cost of locking them up!!!!
Joe, an oasis is usually a isolated place of vegetation in a desert. In my perspective the name kind of makes sense, the prison is the desert, the commissary is the oasis.
I am now imagining a cleaver knife wrapped in a ramen wrapper. Is that a knife? No it's noodles 😂
I've actually had those off brand Kool aid packets. They are sugar free but are still sweet. You don't need any added sugar. They gave those exact ones out for every meal in the county. You could also buy them.
Good job Joe
I love how fast you were on that sugar stock 🤣
"These our $.50 apiece, there 10 cents apiece, these our FREE!"
In 5 seconds that joint crashed faster than shady cryptocoins. And worse even, those our f'n powder packets!! In your own words: They trippn'!!
Great video, I rock with both your channels! Keep up the great work APS ARMY FOR LIFE
Joe, where I stay the public complain about the price of items in prison.
Everything in the shop is cheaper than outside.
The prices are high but not overly high. When i was in WI they wanted insane prices for the comisary. Candy bars abd such were averaging 2 to 3 bucks. Ketchup packets were 25 cents, the hit sauce packet was a buck. Penut butter was 2 bucks. And raman noodle bricks were 2 bucks each. The list goes on...💀
😂😂 Not the snickers on the pillow
Commissary is the exact system used in coal mine town company stores. Company script that could only be used at the official company owned store. High prices, low worker pay to drain the accounts. Charges for Rental fees, debts, and other charges were taken off the top before you even got your pay. Most companies would even rent all the furniture and everything else in the house and if you lost your job or got sick, then they'd throw you out with nothing.
I used to get the maxima drink mix in care packages, its a big bag but taste worse than the county-aid packets you get on your trays
I once did an extra weekend in county because we did E and my math was off. Jeezuss!! Thank you for helping some of us dummies tighten up, just a little.
It wasn't really extra then was it?
@@lunsy9420 Yeah, I had to do 4 weekends and I went and did 5, unnecessarily. What a butthead I was.
@@ohnoohyeah3205 And they let you? What was the deal with weekends? Come in Friday and leave Sunday? I might be facing that so info you could tell me would be appreciated.
@@lunsy9420 Hi! Dammit about the Weekend Warrior gig. This was in like 2000 in Macomb County, Michigan. I had to talk my way into jail, which, in hindsight...... ughhhh jayzuss, but they took me in. There, its Friday night thru Monday morning. I stayed in the Annex, which is just a giant room full of knuckleheads and bunk beds. The Extra weekend, durt-da-durr, I was in my own cell and didn't eat til Sunday because, hello McFly!!, they only make enough trays for people on the damn list!! I dunno your habits or, well, You, but I'll say that a very healthy dose of Nyquil just before entry can make it fly by. That's what I did, please be careful. It's nothing really. More embarrassing and inconvenient than anything. Stay well and stay outta there!! 👽
@@ohnoohyeah3205 I think in my county they let you out Sunday evening but with covid coming back i dont know if they will let me do weekends. Its only 21 days but weekends would be better. Thanks
I don’t want any Genitalia coffee in . 🤣 Joe says that s*** straight face and without cracking up. *Bruh I’ll have a cup of Gevailia black no cream, no nuts and unstirred*
I can’t ☠️
“That ain’t no white girl” I lost it 🤣🤣
My cellie taught me lime/chili shrimp ramen. Spicy pork rinds mixed with grape jelly and orange cool off. Sweet n sour pork meal. One of the better ones I've had.
I will start me a prison commissary business it will be called.... Pocket Buster INC.. LMAO
What we have in Ohio is union supply, walkenhorst, access. for the prison food boxes. Odrc runs the commissary and they get stuff from union and access. But the food and clothing boxes are done by the first 3 I listed.
Joe! I just did 10 years in the feds and 10 years in Virginia. The Onion, Nottaway, South Hampton, and several others. Just want you to know u doing g great. Keep it up. And bro, I got a bunch of commissary sheets from some different spots. If you want them, get at me and I will email them.
HAHAHA need some of that genital coffee. Forget about that Bob Barker Keefe coffee.
I work for Aramark.
They run the concession stands at the Oakland Coliseum
that sneakers ain't a king size but if you eat that one you find on your pillow you gonna find out about a king size real quick 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm limping 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the prices in my county jail in Huntingdon county pa. Except the soups are 1.15 and the coffee is 6.95 and hell the jolly ranchers went all the way up to 5 dollars before they removed them completely.
Honestly that's cheap for creamer in lockup. We were paying 15 cents where I was at. But ours were little cups. Did you have to input the jail before getting prices? I'm convinced the jails set their own prices that they make on top of what is actually paid to the companies. Because our Keefe prices were different from other places and the jail was making and printing our catalog sheets.
At those prices you better have a ton of penpals/ fiancée 's. I'll behave myself in the free world, can't afford my m&m addiction in there!
When i was in county jail in 92 candy bars were 55 cents a piece ramens were 35 cents the dove soap bars was 2.25 for one.we were allowed canteen twice a month.
That pay to stay is the disgusting 🤮 it’s praying on the poorest people in society!
That's so sad what they do i just looked walmart noodles are 12 pack 2.27 for a whole box craziness
Here in Bexar County Ramen Soups are 0.90 radios are $40 headphones like $4 and the batteries are dollar store one. The ones that cost 0.10 are sole for $2 a piece.
Not For Resale- is because they are lacking the individual nutritional facts on the packaging. Which I believe is a federal FDA law.