5 Types Of Prisoners On Commissary Day
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- čas přidán 19. 08. 2024
- Getting commissary in prison is one of the few things guys can look forward to while locked up. And in this video, I'm going to tell you about 5 different types of prisoners you will definitely see on commissary day. Hope you enjoy!
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AfterPrisonShow ay bro
AfterPrisonShow love your work. I'm happy you've turned your life around. Hope your having a good 2018
AfterPrisonShow did u ever get in a fight with a cop?
from someone else that did time. i love watchin ur videos.. even tho there different states its seems like they run the same way..
My cellie was broke, no family helping him. I ended up getting a surprise check for 1500$ from a family member and id order 5$ worth of commissary for him every week.
Nice
Change your name to Da Realyst.
One bid I did I was broke the whole time and my celly really helped me out alot. She basically ordered for both of us and shared everything she got. She was so nice but of course other people took advantage of her too. Eventually toward the end she learned to say No to them but she always had my back.
Yous a good cellie
They let you put $1500 on your account?
Joe I encourage you to say “While locked up” as much as you damn please.
Marth Exactly, make that dudes liver as hard as concrete.
spiderfan1974 - That “hater” is just jealous because he doesn’t have his own show on CZcams. Just a sad, bitter person. Probably a Logan Paul fan.
+Marth lmfao your right he's a dumbass douche bag just like Logan lol. Joe your videos are super awesome brother, love you channe
+Aaron Troutman channel^*
I thought that was his catchphrase
I was the jailhouse bum, I always traded my breakfast and lunch trays for soups. I had more soups than guys who actually bought them
Lol
I wish you were where I was..I would of gladly traded you! Lol
Hope you doing good now bro
I'll do you one better I was trading my trays for shots of coffee, that's how much of a fiend I was
I was the one taking trays. Only pasta day.
So accurate. My cousin was like this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The addictive personality. "You got one soup I can get mane." "I ate it all". 💀
Dude your show has come a long way. You don't only show how life is behind bars to us who have never experienced that, but also give life advice so we don't fuck up. Cheers!, keep it up!
Giovanny Calvache P and a variety of recipes, and step by step projects.
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Man I could watch joes vids all god damn day, it’ll never get old 👨🏻💻
TheGarciaJr I did just that!
bro ive been binging for like 2 days now, this dudes too interesting
😂😂 I'm glad I found his channel me too
14:56 when the zoom zooms and wam wams kick in
That shit had me dyin xD i spit out my soda real hard
A few soups and wam wams
Lmao you watched the locked up in alabama clip? Been a while but I've seen it too
You just lost your ass over a few soups lol
“ I love this commissary more than I love her” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe doesn’t deserve just the golden youtube play button award (not sure if that’s what it’s called) They should give him the d@mn youtube ownership deed. Love this dude!
Damn bro. That's a hell of a comment to read. Thank you for the kind words.
AfterPrisonShow I appreciate that bro! Aha have a good one!
Man his videos have done some rounds on CZcams in the past year.
Mi ScratcherGuy Oh yeah! Joe is the hardest working youtube star I have ever watched. Lol
Andrew Jackson right. We're you around when he went from like 7k up to 35k in almost a week? It was crazy
Really wish you'd do a serious one on what we parents could do to make it easier for our soon-to-be-released inmate son's adjustment back into the real world. I get PTSD. I retired military in '07. Come on Joe.....do me this one!
Shingar do it joe do it for him
Shingar get
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1:44 I was looking for this moment for two weeks.
That Valentine's card at the end had me dead..... my god...
One of the few channels I hit that like button b4 I even watch!
Thanks for the support bro!
Me too , Joe has a bright future ahead.
Deff man I've been subbed for awhile and vids get better and better!!
David Gansert Same here, bro. I go to the video just to put a like sometimes if I hadn't seen it or don't have time to watch at the moment. I be goin back to watch it later tho, for reals... This channel represents more than just someone talking about prison. This channel is JOE. We have watched him go from a just released inmate, struggling with his life to Joe living his dream. He deserves the likes. 100%
David Gansert MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO GOT ME FIRED OF MY JOB
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The passion for the stories is what makes this channel amazing
I secretly suspect joe misses prison and that's why his entire show is dedicated to it. It's called "the after prison show" yet it's almost entirely devoted to his life IN prison .
nevercaughtslippin becuase that’s what people wanna watch and he wants to make money
nevercaughtslippin and he always wears a shirt with prison inmate numbers on them...
Elighjah Kratos It’s called promoting your Merch
It's uh.... AFTER PRISON SHOW.... not THE after prison show
Hey Joe, we tried your prison peanut brittle recipe over Christmas and loved it! Thanks for the awesome videos, keep up the good work! #APSArmy # FreeDave
That's awesome to hear! Glad you enjoyed it!
Gotta try that prison pizza next!
Erin Salser Try the Christmas Prison Feast too
ThunderMotorsports34 Did I miss that?! Gonna check it out!
slizzz tv Since when?! Also, stop with the slurs, no need to be a horrible human.
"Support the hustle." OMG! If i had a soup for every time i heard that while in prison!!! Lmao!!
Detention Officer here. Great video. Jail may not be prison but the same thing happens. I try and help put guys back on a good path it's hard sometimes but in the end it pays off. BTW earned a suscriber.
Bro why didnt you DIVE into the five types 😭
I'm dead he said "is that jodey in the background"😂😂
Matthew Velme hell yea. that be the worst thing in jail. mfs always make jokes about Jody breaking ya girl ALL THE WAY in there if u got a girl.. I hated THE THOUGHT LOL
No its Shane
Round here it's 'Johnny Sport coat'
I see those editing skills are growing 💯
Idk why i keep watching these prison videos. I don't have any intention of getting caught and sent there.
Entertainment
"They're like a possum in the damn trash" OMG I'm dying over here! xD
someone please take the green screen away from him
Damn I like the green screen. lol
Lol, I like the green screen too!
a simple guy you got to emit its a nice green screen
You don't like the green screen? What about baseball or apple pie? LOL, I think Joe does better with the green screen than most CZcamsrs combined. It's fun and entertaining too.
Eh I do miss the fan wall
Joe, keep developing the skit comedy part of your show. That's the shit we love about your channel.
Best green screen ever
Definitely better than the blue screen we use to film our video announcements at school
It's a lot of prison shows on CZcams; but your comedy on different subjects push your channel up more than others..Good job bro
I remember this one pod that had cards all along the bottom of the main window. He sold a lot of them, they were pretty good, and commissary was always delivered right outside their door.
Joe, you really hit the nail on the head with this one lol. You have to have been locked up before to fully understand it all.
Or work in a prison.
I don't know why but I laught so hard when you yelled FIVE
no one:
APS every 15 sec.: "zoom zoom wam wams"
Literally everyone in prison, ZOOM ZOOMS AND WHAM WHAMS!!!!!!!!! a common phrase for people incarcerated from coast to coast.
J&M Desert Adventures zoom zoom wam wam
I've been broke and I've had money and it is definitely easier to do time with commissary
What the hell is the intro
The best damn thing you've seen today. thats what. lol
AfterPrisonShow seems correct
I just need one soup to get pinned. Someone donate ramen.
You just don't know the wae yet bruddah
Super Duperest I want to throw up.
Super Duperest
I’m dying from cringe.
am i the only one that has to keep changing their volume ? one second he’s fine the next second he’s screaming . 😭 i still love after prison show deaf or not 😭
Lmao. Yes.
Bethany Haddox same really like this guys videos, but my god chill the fuck out
@@davidpidgeon7782 i know right! They're entertaining and all, but jeez, sometimes it's hard to listen to
Bruh the skits are hilarious bro💀💀💀💀I rewatch every skit like 10 times
I can't believe you have nearly 700K subs! I remember when you first started this. Awesome job
Hey Joe G. its Joe G. ...thanks for another after prison episode, your the funniest cat on CZcams! !
You're awesome bro. Thanks for saying so!
Joe you should do the tiers of prisoners (the pyramid the tops to the bottom)
I swear, every time i’m down, I come to aps and watch a video, and it cheers me up every single time. Thank you joe, #apsarmyforlife.
How are you 5 years later ❤
Hey Joe, I've been watching your channel for a year, most of the time on Xbox so I rarely comment. Keep doing what you are doing, I really enjoy the content.
It is so funny that somebody will sit and talk with you for 2hours just to ask you for one soup or a cuppa coffee. had to be there to understand.😎😎😎😎
I know you have a rough past but I have mad respect for you, You took a rough past and made it a method to teach people what not to do and spread your good message. Bless your heart man, You are an amazing person. I'm glad you have learned from your mistakes.
Your possum in trash impression...🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched a 45 minute ad, I hope that kinda shit helps dog. Much love to you
Uh no u can skip
Joe., I have been watching your show for sometime now and I have to tell you that you are not only a kind and loving soul but also very compassionate..! I just love your childlike enthusiasm...! Keep it up..! Always rooting for you and everyone else in APS..! God bless you..! Love from Seoul, South Korea..! 💝
LMFAO @ 12:50 "You're also goin' to hell when you die for takin' that girl's money as well." the tone of voice made that hilarious.
When im in a bad mood i just watch your vids and get in a better mood thanks bro
Joeeee review crazy stories that happend recently in prison
There's crazy shit happening everyday in prison.
"So with that being said, lets DIIIIIVVEE..."
Guardin those zu Zus and wham whams😂
This was the golden age of APS
I love the intros Joe
Those fighting and grabbing scenes at the start were just golden lmao
I'm kinda glad u want to jail because we got the best storyteller ever
Yur channel is hilarious!! Thanks for making my work day enjoyable!!
What's up there Joe!! Happy New Year brother thx for the laughs you have had it rough like myself by poor decisions I like the fact your make light and comic relief of the real hardships of doing time!
you're getting good with the camera effects bro!
yea but Cody left! I thought Joe was doing the editing..
That beginning was funny AF😂😂😂
".......like a possum in the damn trash......" I haven't laughed this loud for a solid month. Thanks for the hilarious but hard core realities, served up in the most mesmerizing way!
I'm new to this channel but love the content to death, I make sure to watch and like all videos, keep up the good work 👍🏻
"LIE-BARY"
ImDru he’s from the east coast 😂 my mom does the same thing
I kinda think he's joking. Just for the laughs. But I also kinda think not.
some Philly people say it that way also.
Reeci Pieci I’m from the east coast and I never say that soooooo
Lil' Ol' Me depends on what part. I’m from MD and I had to train myself to say it correctly
Larceny doesnt mean lying.
Although you do have to do some lying
It means theft of personal property
The week before I was released I did a max out order of commissary for a dude I didn't even know that had nothing. Pretty sure everyone hated me for it.
U are loved in Ireland thx for all the great videos
Take away the violence and rape and prison sounds like trading simulator
Elijah Nelson I would buy the most commissary they allow find a pretty boy and smash.
@@jamescopeland2663 ok then I see u
The whole prison rape thing really only happens in max facilities, even then it’s rare. Don’t believe everything on TV. It’s a society just like any place else with rules and booty bandits are treated the same as child molesters.
At 2:10 you should had added 1 minute left sound in the background lol
Come on Joe why did you have to say "li-bary"? You're better than that bro. Seriously though this is hands down the best channel on CZcams, you've never made a video that wasn't amazing. Keep up the good work.
“That’s right, I made the store!
That girl just sent me some money!”
That shits so true lmaoooo
Love it another great video joe thanks man...
APS ARMY FOR LIFE...
hows yonni doin just wondering if you guys are still cool with each other ok man take care look forward to the next vlog man....
APS ARMY FOR LIFE...
I think we definitely need a "Possum in the damn trash!!!" Plushie for an APS mascot... maybe put some sort of battery operated device inside it so it will move around like that...? Just an idea, because that was HILARIOUS! LOL!
The intro 😂😂lmao
Good video joe I don't comment a lot but I'm always watching
This intro had me rolling😂😂 keep grinding
You completely forgot about the older guy 40's-60s who comes in for his first time in prison. Thinks because he is older and everyone was nice to him, he won't have any problems. He orders about 300 dollars in commissary and comes back to the dorm and stacks it all nice in his box or around his bed. Sometimes he won't even lock his box when he leaves. He wakes up the next morning or comes back from church to find everything gone. Then freaks out.
That card was my favorite thing in the entire world🤣
Great stuff as always, Joe! Top 5 or 10 things prisoners get excited about could be a fun, interesting and hilarious video, based on your little prison scene bits at the beginning I think you could do something hilarious with that of you have any little stories that would work.
So happy I found this channel
Mish-al Fredericks whoa your profile pic bro
The Wonderful Alcor what about it? let him believe in whatever political siding he wants to
The Kaiser Realm of Lichterde 👌💗
I’m gonna need a face mask to even talk to you 2020:I know you’re obsessed with me
This guy is the best, subbed, man.
He makes me laugh out loud. I love his sense of humor!
Hey man love all your vids, wish you the best. Do you think you might bring the podcasts back?
Hey what's up mr joe I just discovered ur channel like yesterday and bro ur funny asf and very entertaining ur videos are inspiring and I formal I like what ive seen keep dropping those vids bro and congrats on ur sobriety
Love your vids man. You are someone that I can tell your a pretty legit guy. Straightforward and doesn’t make things up, just tells it like it is. That’s hard to find in prison. Everyone just wants acceptance, so since most people who you didn’t know certain people in the streets, they will lie and tell fantasies about their kilo pushing days. Yet they can’t afford a ramen. Most of the time I hear these stories I’m like damn, that sounds like a plot of a bad movie.
But I’ll say with your vids you need to get your volume worked out. On my tv there are parts I can’t even hear so then I turn it up, then you go back to shouting and it literally blows the speakers.
Keep it up tho
Joe man you make me so proud. I've seen a lot my own people go down the path you went and I honestly wish they would listen to reason but salute for tryna educate the youth. #APSArmy
Do video about food sold on commisary , as always awsome video !
Breathe Joe lol
“I hope ur still my girl”!!!!! Hahahahah
That shit was so damn funny!!
this is a good show, I understand you've been changed a little by your prison experience. I've been to prison twice and I catch myself thinking about it all the time to. these videos are a reminder of one hell of a life experience . there fun to watch. thank you.
Is there a way to send a random prisoner commissary money?
Any way to find out who needs it most?
It's a website called J-Pay. Look up the inmates prison ID number, and you can fund his commissary through there
@Zerro Fox I think Kelly is a dude
@Zerro Fox how? It's called paying it forward. Help people when you can
You have to be an approved visitor to send an inmate money in most states. You just can't send anyone money
@@jessesarmiento1433 not in CT anymore, anybody can send whatever to anyone. it didnt used to be like that, i think its changed in the last 5 years or so.
Hey Joe hope you had a awesome New Year and keep up the good work. Your stories are getting me through my time in the hospital and keeping my mind off my sickness
Just as funny as it was 6 years ago. Glad youve been back on CZcams lately
I was surprised that there was a limit on commissary. I could only spend 75$ a week even tho I had thousands of dollars on the books.
This is the first channel where I loved every video I have been binge watching you for like 3 days thanks man and I also love how I haven’t seen a hate comment yet maybe I haven’t seen all the comments but still it’s CZcams
you posted about this on Instagram lol.
I did. lol Glad you saw it there. I'm not always too sure about instagram. lol
AfterPrisonShow yeah I had my post notifications on.
Jessthetic MUST 💥 WATCH THIS VIDEO GOT ME FIRED OF MY JOB
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69 likes 👉🏼👌🏽
Double poster- Please choke on your own spit.
Omg. He was talking about me to the TEE with the addictive personality on store day
My phone is gonna get disconnect at Midnight... Lol I'm sitting here watching this. I got 2 hours left. 😂😂😂
So its like high school when someone has hot chips (frys)
Oh... suddenly the phrase like a dog on a pack of hot chips makes sense to me.
hot cheetos was always hot chips
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JOE IS SO EXTRAAAA!! OMG. I COULD DEF SEE HIM ON THE TODAY SHOW & OH YEAH, IT'S "LibRaRy" 😂 XOXO
That intro sequence gets me every time
I don't know which was funnier, your opossum imitation or that card!