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  • @invalide
    @invalide Před 7 lety +2916

    Why are you looking at the comments? There's no fucking mars bar down here

    • @ThatKidinAfrica
      @ThatKidinAfrica Před 7 lety +107

      MrBlueSky 🍫🍫🍫 You sure 'bout that?

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 Před 6 lety +5

      What the fuck are you looking for a pot of gold?

    • @rockingtheblade
      @rockingtheblade Před 6 lety +12

      Invalide_Account 😂

    • @ethancurtis7803
      @ethancurtis7803 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Actually, there IS a Mars bar down here! Sweet! 🍫

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar Před 3 měsíci +7

      Fletcher: "These comments aren't worth my fucking Tempo!!!" 🤬🤬

  • @32RH
    @32RH Před 6 lety +14159

    The lengths this guy will go to get pictures of Spider-Man

  • @Sour_Soap
    @Sour_Soap Před rokem +1343

    “Get the Fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is now my new favorite phrase for when I’m upset and want to be left alone

  • @GammaHunter
    @GammaHunter Před 2 lety +3739

    I like how the internet accepts that all of J.K Simmons’ characters are all J. Jonah Jameson

    • @lol_work
      @lol_work Před 2 lety +97

      Their names are so similar I often use them interchangeably without noticing

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 Před 2 lety +7

      @@lol_work Damn you too?

    • @Chorse4941
      @Chorse4941 Před 2 lety +6

      @The sopranos Fan what about Nolan?

    • @yungdeadbeat
      @yungdeadbeat Před 2 lety +3

      same thing with tobey and andrew and tom they all be spiderman in any movie lol

    • @fredererpower
      @fredererpower Před 2 lety +20

      @@yungdeadbeat Tobey very clearly isn’t Spider-Man in Brothers.

  • @Phunkophil
    @Phunkophil Před 5 lety +21294

    "I apologize to the musicians."
    That's probably the single most hurtful line in this whole movie.

    • @cyndacat76
      @cyndacat76 Před 5 lety +109

      Why so?

    • @lod340
      @lod340 Před 5 lety +1934

      He is insulting the drumers telling them that they are not musicians, sorry for bad english

    • @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585
      @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585 Před 5 lety +620

      The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job"
      A quote to live by in total's society

    • @mlg_kaju2321
      @mlg_kaju2321 Před 5 lety +183

      @@lod340 sori for me bed england

    • @eyitsdan8350
      @eyitsdan8350 Před 4 lety +132

      Kom'rk Ordo pretty sure he meant it insulting the drummers because they couldn’t play the part therefore they are not musicians not because drummers aren’t musicians in general

  • @XiyuYang
    @XiyuYang Před 7 lety +15975

    The frame rate of this video is deliberately sabotaging Fletcher's band.

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 Před rokem +990

    The fact that I’m intimidated by Fletcher even though he’s only on a screen and not in the same room as me tells you exactly why JK Simmons deserved that Oscar.

    • @leeroyshuman
      @leeroyshuman Před rokem

      You must be a coward

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Před rokem +17

      I mean understandable, people like him can and do exist in real life. My Uncle was actually extremely similar to him and was very, very intimidating himself.

    • @heneral-gn4vr
      @heneral-gn4vr Před rokem +13

      The best supporting actor with unsupportive role😂

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 9 dny +1

      Definitely one of the best actors we have around currently.

  • @somuchsalt2810
    @somuchsalt2810 Před 3 lety +2976

    1:02 I love how the way this is edited makes it look like he just went from berating one student to another in an instant for no reason

  • @blackopsquay
    @blackopsquay Před 4 lety +6156

    I’ve had army drill sergeants nicer than Fletcher.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 Před 2 lety +151

      I’m guessing marines are worse than army compare the two to fletcher

    • @christianvelez2788
      @christianvelez2788 Před 2 lety +39

      Just push man get down and push

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 Před 2 lety +29

      Theres always the chill ones

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 Před 2 lety +24

      @Tyeumm he just wanted a decent drummer, they werent forced to be there

    • @jlmurrel
      @jlmurrel Před 2 lety +89

      @@magnusthered4973 - USMC, 74-76 Fletcher is much worse and more sociopathic than any DI I had at MCRD, San Diego.

  • @camelcase9225
    @camelcase9225 Před 7 lety +2103

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you." Lmao, every single time that cracks me up.

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 Před 7 lety +117

      camelCase I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME! 😂😂

    • @keenanbartlome8153
      @keenanbartlome8153 Před 7 lety +5

      it makes me giggle like ron swanson when government programs are getting cut.

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 Před 7 lety +6

      camelCase I don't get this scene, why is he getting so angry by seeing this guy? And what's a Mini me? 😂🤔

    • @toron2010
      @toron2010 Před 7 lety +11

      He's just angry cos the guy is interrupting his flow while he is trying to conduct and a mini me is just someone little. It's probably a reference to Austin Powers

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 Před 7 lety

      Reid Walker Thanks for explanation 😎👍🏽

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler Před 3 lety +4374

    Damn Omni-man, you conquering the students now?

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 Před 3 lety +182

      This is Omni-Man if he was tasked with making a new Guardians of the Globe team

    • @jerrelllawrence4787
      @jerrelllawrence4787 Před 3 lety +83

      @@johndanes2294 Goddamn I wanna see that. Imagine Rex Splode getting his shit pushed in because he wasn't giving enough of a shit to make the team better.

    • @maxm4804
      @maxm4804 Před 3 lety +19

      Lmfao this fucking comment XD. Same reason I'm here

    • @victorwallsiii1674
      @victorwallsiii1674 Před 2 lety +8

      Literally came here to get some whiplash quotes to comment under Omni man videos

    • @HamatamnaHamatamna
      @HamatamnaHamatamna Před 2 lety +6

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT U TELLING ME OMNIMAN IS CAVE JOHNSON?? NOOOOOOO extra love to omniman

  • @MaeseSantiago
    @MaeseSantiago Před 2 lety +588

    I love how Whiplash was originally a Drama but with each passing year it becomes more and more a dark comedy thanks o FLetcher hilarious lines

    • @davidturner6280
      @davidturner6280 Před 2 lety +56

      I went to the theatre and laugh so hard at Fletcher lines, sadly no-one else did so I looked like a psycho.

    • @mandolfc9549
      @mandolfc9549 Před 10 měsíci +23

      Thank god I found a comment I can relate too finally lol. Holy fuck it’s so unintentionally funny whenever JK speaks. It’s just so ruthless and straight forward but the delivery is so good but no one does anything about really when he is just screaming lol

    • @yourheroes5874
      @yourheroes5874 Před 9 měsíci

      @@davidturner6280not really since I was in band back in HS. Our band director acted like Fletcher but 10x worse. How Fletcher’s studio band acted when during preforming and when Fletcher loses it. It builds a nasty toxic environment in the band where people want to see each other’s downfall and most of the students adopt that toxic behavior even to this day. Unlike Fletcher who did get fired from the conservatory for being abusive. My band director never got punished even if all the students died from exhaustion. He abused us mentally, emotionally, physically, and even sexually. All were reported but never gone further because the school district were afraid of him. He retired in 2019 and was replaced by my former drum major from my freshman year. Luckily he doesn’t believe in abusing the students and has a belief that a students should enjoy and to not be afraid.
      As a result, my HS band has improved drastically. They won 1st place in several festivals and in marching band, they won in extremely competitive parades too!

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames Před měsícem +3

      Simmons is so great

  • @andy119898
    @andy119898 Před 7 lety +8781

    Not Quite my FPS.

  • @freemanskush7910
    @freemanskush7910 Před 7 lety +16251

    Just imagine having him as your calculus teacher...

    • @kh22912
      @kh22912 Před 6 lety +603

      freeman's kush Oh my god no, I can't

    • @moongirl434
      @moongirl434 Před 6 lety +177

      freeman's kush the hell is real xD

    • @diversekino
      @diversekino Před 6 lety +1253

      I GAVE YOU THE STUDY GUIDE! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove Před 6 lety +138

      Imagine if he taught choir of drama

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 Před 6 lety +1122

      ‘Were you adding or were you subtracting?... ANSWER!!!’

  • @satashaahnberg7831
    @satashaahnberg7831 Před 2 lety +837

    "Neiman, you're done."
    "I got pictures of Spiderman."
    "No fucking way."
    "Yeah I mean it's here, look at it."
    "You earned the part."
    "Can you pay me in advance?"
    "Nope. Not quite my tempo."

    • @timmyd151
      @timmyd151 Před 2 lety +13

      😆...🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾..😐..are you serious??

    • @ndhickson3599
      @ndhickson3599 Před rokem +10

      “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking Před 10 měsíci +4

      ​@@timmyd151 I can hear this comment 🤣

    • @mywifeisabugatti.2513
      @mywifeisabugatti.2513 Před 28 dny

      "The add say three thousand."

    • @hypeinsaan
      @hypeinsaan Před 26 dny +1

      @@mywifeisabugatti.2513I missed the part where that’s my problem

  • @michaeltracy9932
    @michaeltracy9932 Před rokem +170

    It's not a Fletcher line, but I love miles going toe to toe with Fletcher and screaming "shut the fuck up Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!" this movie is literally a goldmine of insults

  • @RambunctiousVA
    @RambunctiousVA Před 7 lety +8676

    I love how he just goes 0-100 instantly

    • @Antraeon
      @Antraeon Před 5 lety +181

      Don't you mean 400?

    • @zirak93-2
      @zirak93-2 Před 4 lety +69

      you mean over 9000?

    • @danielperktas
      @danielperktas Před 4 lety +53

      My fav parts are
      “Or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKIN TIME?”
      “Try me you Fucking weasel”
      “John -or whatever- Utah turn my pages bitch”
      And the fruit fuck section

    • @mansamusa8410
      @mansamusa8410 Před 3 lety +5

      Reminds me of my mom

    • @jdrums95
      @jdrums95 Před 3 lety

      hey

  • @BarCY-YT
    @BarCY-YT Před 3 lety +5200

    I love how he says "I will stop being polite" as if he's been that way throughout the whole movie.

    • @eec589
      @eec589 Před 2 lety +147

      I think that was his way of saying if you thought he was an angry SOB, you haven’t seen him when he gets really pissed.

    • @jager9022
      @jager9022 Před 2 lety +80

      Yeah.. that’s the joke…?

    • @ethancha9361
      @ethancha9361 Před 2 lety +18

      This is him on a good day lol

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes.

    • @intermilan9731
      @intermilan9731 Před 2 lety +14

      Wish is to be as shredded as he is at that age

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN Před 3 lety +328

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" is my favorite line in the movie

  • @isaacthegoblinmonster9985
    @isaacthegoblinmonster9985 Před rokem +208

    5:27 one of the most moving lines in the movie

  • @PT4918
    @PT4918 Před 6 lety +5528

    "Here comes the gay pride of the upper West side" cracks me up every time lol.

  • @ViciousFriendlyFish
    @ViciousFriendlyFish Před 6 lety +11627

    J.K. Simmons performance is fucking incredible. He has the most outlandish dialogue yet makes it all seem so convincing.

    • @kabuto1859
      @kabuto1859 Před 4 lety +301

      Plus his character is so rude and insulting it's hilarious at times

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit Před 4 lety +10

      @@gelsen888 like what do you say to them exacly?

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit Před 4 lety +10

      Gloriana and you do that everytime there’s little things disappointing you? Lashing out at your friends and family?

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 Před 3 lety +8

      I believe he filmed all l his scenes in less than a week also

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 Před 3 lety +10

      @Chad Mower haha that would be great.
      I cant remember where I read it but I do remember reading he did this part very quickly because he had scheduling conflicts

  • @joshbrown2080
    @joshbrown2080 Před 3 lety +427

    It’s really something when he gives into the darkness at the end, it’s so triumphant but so heartbreaking at the same time

    • @hammill444
      @hammill444 Před 2 lety +62

      Well, truly, they both used each other to get what they both wanted. It wasn’t a film about music; it was at its core about manipulation and power.

    • @vacantile
      @vacantile Před 2 lety +38

      The dad staring in disbelief is so sad

  • @davidmckelvey2601
    @davidmckelvey2601 Před 2 lety +148

    The way Simmons somehow seamlessly transitions to his normal voice to the way he says "cosmopolitans and baked alaska" deserves a nobel prize.

  • @bananaacademy9463
    @bananaacademy9463 Před 7 lety +2496

    "By the time you're done a Schaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a fuckin success story"
    That's cold fuckin blooded.

    • @hidayuh4579
      @hidayuh4579 Před 7 lety +6

      Tana Pana i dont get it

    • @DanielCharry1025
      @DanielCharry1025 Před 7 lety +50

      Hidayat Hussain Fletcher is offending Nieman, and his father.

    • @Stoneman180190
      @Stoneman180190 Před 7 lety +120

      Hidayat Hussain his dad was a failed writer, now is a high school teacher.

    • @kingweeb3365
      @kingweeb3365 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Stoneman180190 thats Fletcher story ?(._.)

    • @Rizal96able
      @Rizal96able Před 3 lety +77

      @@kingweeb3365 Andrew Niemann's father is a failed writer who became a high school teacher (Not the most respected of the professions in America and it kinda shows doesn't it?) Basically, since his (Niemann's) father is a failure, Fletcher says when Niemann fails in music study at Schaffer, it will even make his (Still Niemann's) dad's failure look like a success compared to his failure.

  • @johnpaulgonzalez9016
    @johnpaulgonzalez9016 Před 5 lety +3463

    On take: "i apologize to the musicians"
    After take: "i apologize to the actors"

    • @acrsclspdrcls1365
      @acrsclspdrcls1365 Před 4 lety +280

      Actually true, he would apologize and try to lighten up the mood between takes.

    • @nicolasdiez7688
      @nicolasdiez7688 Před 4 lety +89

      @@acrsclspdrcls1365 after all he acts like a man who disrespects everyone

    • @joshuagerthoffer2321
      @joshuagerthoffer2321 Před 2 lety +39

      Shows how awesome Simmons is as a person.

    • @Glopdemon
      @Glopdemon Před 2 lety +35

      By all accounts I’ve ever heard, Simmons is an incredibly nice guy who just has a real talent for playing complete bastards

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 Před 3 lety +572

    Omni-Man back on planet Viltrum teaching other Viltrumites how to play instruments before visiting earth...

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 Před 3 lety +29

      "Are you rushing or dragging Lucan!?"

    • @jomaejoestar4001
      @jomaejoestar4001 Před 2 lety +3

      Omni man isn't even close to Fletcher in his evilness

    • @shmodayoda7836
      @shmodayoda7836 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jomaejoestar4001 if Fletcher had Omni Man's powers I don't want to know what would happen

    • @aylix2137
      @aylix2137 Před 2 lety +5

      @@shmodayoda7836 Omni man is a supremacist, but can you imagine a perfectionist with those powers??? I shudder.

    • @diodarknextreme
      @diodarknextreme Před 2 lety +1

      I think he's visiting the right Urath,the planet Allen mentioned before

  • @cold_commander5155
    @cold_commander5155 Před 3 lety +129

    if we got J.K Simons, Gorgon Ramsay, and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, that would be the most brutal, funny movie ever.

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 Před 3 lety

      Too bad R. Lee Ermey is dead

    • @cold_commander5155
      @cold_commander5155 Před 3 lety +2

      @@joec7217 ik :(((((

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Just when you thought Gordon was scary enough he can turn you into stone now

  • @DoobOficial
    @DoobOficial Před 7 lety +5446

    ''I apologize to the musicians''
    poor drummers man

    • @hamishgiec2062
      @hamishgiec2062 Před 6 lety +107

      Try playing in a band with a conductor as angry as Simmons but with no idea how to hold a tempo.

    • @Phike9391
      @Phike9391 Před 5 lety +14

      Yeah we deff get screwed cuz we "know how to bang".. N yeah he would get a stick across the face if he smacks mine while I'm playing...

    • @AV57
      @AV57 Před 5 lety +88

      Wind players can hide being slightly off tempo-drummers cannot, so their standard is much higher.

    • @brianpalmer6515
      @brianpalmer6515 Před 4 lety +36

      Mr. gay pride of the upper west side

    • @zeusnation4eva502
      @zeusnation4eva502 Před 3 lety +9

      Imagine if this was a program in prison to help reform prisoners and the worst guys would be forced to play the drums

  • @sebastianmolina5606
    @sebastianmolina5606 Před 3 lety +52

    1:02 the way he runs is scary as hell

  • @def6078
    @def6078 Před 3 lety +208

    Why do you suppose I threw that chair at your head?
    THINK, Nieman!

  • @Fourthircondirst
    @Fourthircondirst Před 7 lety +3149

    59 59 60 59 60 59 60 60

    • @alexnunez8336
      @alexnunez8336 Před 7 lety +51

      automatic best comment.

    • @InsaneDrumer18
      @InsaneDrumer18 Před 7 lety +15

      I'm sorry, I didn't get this. captain please

    • @bloocrest3577
      @bloocrest3577 Před 7 lety +71

      Phillip L. 59 beats per minute and 60 beats per minute. It's extremely hard to find the difference and the joke is that fletcher wants it at the same bpm at all times.

    • @Scram_
      @Scram_ Před 7 lety +96

      BlooCrest No look at the top left corner.

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 Před 7 lety +257

      Not quite my fps

  • @minjaeroh7925
    @minjaeroh7925 Před 7 lety +4188

    "Were you rushing or were you dragging? ANSWER!
    "I'm upset"

  • @richcash550
    @richcash550 Před 3 lety +77

    0:57 It looks like Fletcher immediately goes from yelling at that one kid to yelling at Neiman

  • @dannypitcherenterprises2414

    “I apologise to the musicians”
    Hands down the most savage thing he said in the entire film.

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix Před 6 lety +5330

    I always love "I apologize to the musicians" its cold, cutting and hauntingly calm. It seems to be something any music teacher / conductor might slip when frustrated

    • @CHlEFFIN
      @CHlEFFIN Před 5 lety +34

      GasMaskedGaming Levon Helm, Richard Manuel, Don Henley, Roger Taylor... must I continue, little one?

    • @johncoyle8551
      @johncoyle8551 Před 5 lety +28

      @@snowblind9551 How are drummers not?

    • @e.t.6589
      @e.t.6589 Před 5 lety +23

      @@snowblind9551 jUsT lOoK iT uP oN gOoGlE dUdE

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 Před 5 lety +3

      @@e.t.6589 Epic.

    • @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
      @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh Před 4 lety +24

      @@snowblind9551 i understand what you mean. But fletcher is 100% saying it to hurt them

  • @LordSummerIsle73
    @LordSummerIsle73 Před 3 lety +2689

    "I apologise to the musicians" *fletcher just destroyed the universe*

    • @Ultrasecond77
      @Ultrasecond77 Před rokem +12

      Thanos doesnt have shit on Fletcher.

    • @BenjaminSteber
      @BenjaminSteber Před rokem +3

      Well...To be fair...Andrew is a drummer.

    • @namelesscreature8843
      @namelesscreature8843 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@Ultrasecond77Fletcher be like:
      *"This universe isn’t yours to conquer"*

  • @jakec5048
    @jakec5048 Před 2 lety +63

    My god, J.K. Simmons is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He can be so intense and intimidating, yet so vulnerable and emotional. That guy is a legend, and he is a perfect fit for Fletcher.

    • @grandre3464
      @grandre3464 Před 10 měsíci +2

      After watching whiplash I saw a farmers’ insurance ad and it was absolutely fucking mind-blowing to imagine that they’re both the same person.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Před 2 měsíci

      All bark and no bite.

  • @ethanledina8176
    @ethanledina8176 Před 2 lety +135

    Can we talk about how insane it is that Fletcher as a college professor can just walk into another class unannounced and walk all over the other proffessor without a single word?

  • @victorcoyenn
    @victorcoyenn Před 5 lety +1702

    *- Start counting.*
    *- 60, 59, 60, 59, 60, 59...*

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 Před 4 lety +127

      IN 4 DAMNIT

    • @NickTovA
      @NickTovA Před 4 lety +76

      LOOK AT ME

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover Před 3 lety +31

      @@NickTovA 60,59,60,59,60,59,60,59

    • @liamlakevold2234
      @liamlakevold2234 Před 3 lety +38

      @@jagoclover Was you rushing or were you dragging?

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover Před 3 lety +27

      @@liamlakevold2234(voice crack) RuShiNg

  • @hansoloberger5735
    @hansoloberger5735 Před 6 lety +3871

    We got the Gordon Ramsay of music, ladies and gentlemen

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 Před 5 lety +199

      Han Solo Berger expect this dude would make Gordon Ramsey cry,

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 Před 5 lety +20

      @@bichonnation9494 What about simon cowell?

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 Před 5 lety +97

      Itz Smol bean Simon cowell would cry if he met Ramsey. If he met fletcher, he would kill himself the second he got home.

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 Před 5 lety +44

      Dude you really don't know GR if you think all he does is scream and shout

    • @eec589
      @eec589 Před 5 lety +9

      What about R. Lee Ermey?

  • @versthappening603
    @versthappening603 Před 6 měsíci +19

    how this man’s blood pressure never got too high or his throat never got shredded from all the yelling will always amaze me

    • @milchesarreal6964
      @milchesarreal6964 Před 7 dny +2

      That's what years of asking for photos of Spider-Man and taking over Earth for the Viltrumite Empire can do
      Least it's not bottled up y'know? 🤣

  • @SoundsNewSoundsGood
    @SoundsNewSoundsGood Před 3 lety +12

    "You don't seem to understand. This tune is not yours to conquer."

  • @yangango9900
    @yangango9900 Před 5 lety +1190

    2:08
    *_”SAY IT LOUDER!”_*
    *_”A-“_*

    • @Kevin-eq1sj
      @Kevin-eq1sj Před 4 lety +42

      One more thing Eugene gimme that.

    • @alexandergiandettore
      @alexandergiandettore Před 3 lety +2

      Underrated comment

    • @JacobLewis2006
      @JacobLewis2006 Před 3 lety +12

      If I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to flipping God I will quit being so polite get the flipping heck out of my sight before I demolish you I can still flipping see you Mini Me

    • @spongeebobby9248
      @spongeebobby9248 Před 3 lety +1

      I'M GAY

    • @Firespectrum122
      @Firespectrum122 Před 3 lety +19

      "SAY IT LOUDER!"
      "N-"

  • @AnteikuCafe
    @AnteikuCafe Před 5 lety +1770

    And I thought he was angry towards Spider-Man

    • @Pulse4664
      @Pulse4664 Před 5 lety +26

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....ah ehehhe heheh....whew

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 Před 4 lety +21

      Pulse4664 Are you serious?

    • @AnkothOfficial
      @AnkothOfficial Před 3 lety +9

      What made this comment more hilarious, was the profile picture
      I literally read it in Chris Griffin's voice in my head.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 Před 2 lety +4

      Now he's mad at Mr Fantastic.

  • @yamahasuperbike2202
    @yamahasuperbike2202 Před 2 lety +36

    I had a band teacher in 1976 that was almost as bad. We were terrified of him. It's amazing to me that 40 plus years later he was the one teacher that I remember vividly because I was so afraid of him. I remember when one of our tuba players had a comic book in his music stand in front of his sheet music and somehow the band director (Mr. Yokel) busted him. He threw his music stand across the band hall and almost hit the poor kid. It was fckn unbelievable.

    • @TheFanBoy1233
      @TheFanBoy1233 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Sounds like a normal band class (I’m currently in band)!

  • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876

    Fletcher always reminded me of a more intense version of my Dad growing up. We always had a very close relationship, but verbally he could be fucking brutal sometimes. His love was often conditional and demanding that you do something to please him before receiving it. I think it’s why I relate with me movie so much 😂

    • @williamfoy599
      @williamfoy599 Před 2 lety +1

      I hope you are living a successful life.

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Před rokem +7

      Fletcher actually very much reminds me of my absolutely awful, despicable, narcissistic, manipulative, gaslighting, mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusive Uncle that my equally as manipulative, abusive, narcissistic Mom forced me to live with for two Summers during my childhood.

    • @Sykroid
      @Sykroid Před 9 dny +1

      1:01 funnily enough, that's actually how my dad used to approach me when i made him angry and I was about to be beat. BUT he changed as he got older and we have a better relationship now. I've even hugged him a couple of times

    • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
      @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 Před 8 dny

      @Sykroid That’s awesome dude. Strong of both of you to make an effort.

  • @nightrider3067
    @nightrider3067 Před 7 lety +8259

    Deserved that Oscar for sure

  • @andreim.g.9299
    @andreim.g.9299 Před 3 lety +264

    2:17
    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DEMOLISH YOU" is a line I'll be using forever

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer Před 2 lety +21

    Simmons is a terrifyingly good actor! I can't imagine what it's like to be with him on set. He holds no punches with anyone.

  • @Seph2079
    @Seph2079 Před 2 lety +12

    As a piano instructor I completely feel every frustration he shows for tempo, right notes, and how you have to explain what they did wrong when they understand and are not thinking.

  • @jdfonz23
    @jdfonz23 Před 7 lety +669

    "I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch" lmaoooo

  • @tapiture3720
    @tapiture3720 Před 4 lety +1636

    3:58 the way he says “baked Alaska” deserves an Oscar

    • @rylade475
      @rylade475 Před 3 lety +68

      He did win that Oscar so

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 Před 2 lety +16

      Wtf does baked Alaska mean

    • @leviticus6896
      @leviticus6896 Před 2 lety +14

      @@ka-boom2083 perhaps, and this is just a theory, Alaska is somehow getting "baked", either via oven or more, "mind altering" methods...

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 Před 2 lety +25

      @@leviticus6896 oh, it’s a cake

    • @zackl7467
      @zackl7467 Před 2 lety +6

      @@ka-boom2083 its a dessert

  • @krystofkabatek556
    @krystofkabatek556 Před 3 lety +64

    2:44 I cant stop laughing 😂😂

  • @leobalaban1187
    @leobalaban1187 Před 3 lety +65

    Knowin of this performance’s existence made Omni-Man even more threatening then he already is

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu Před 3 lety +14

      I think Fletcher is more terrifying because he’s real. Some where out there is probably a guy that is actually this abusive.

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 Před 3 lety

      I mean the ideology that Omni-man was fighting for is real.

    • @Ethan-dn1wc
      @Ethan-dn1wc Před 3 lety +5

      @@Jdmking-kp1mu Damien Chazelle based Fletcher on an actual teacher he had.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 Před 2 lety +2

      Remember: he could've destroyed Mark at any given moment with these rants.
      He just happens to choose violence instead of words.

  • @howeijian4277
    @howeijian4277 Před 7 lety +536

    Jk simmons is so fucking legendary

    • @bungalowmo
      @bungalowmo Před 6 lety

      OMG...he was great in "OZ"!!!

  • @subpar.smoocher
    @subpar.smoocher Před 5 lety +925

    Imagine at 1:00 there isnt a cut he just decides to go at the drummer for no reason

    • @tiffy_loves
      @tiffy_loves Před 4 lety +13

      💀

    • @squidbro6635
      @squidbro6635 Před 3 lety +27

      He could smell the fear and snobbish energy

    • @peejaynaz1590
      @peejaynaz1590 Před 3 lety +43

      That’s gotta be the scariest shit ever. You’ll never know where he’ll turn to and just unleash hell

    • @Orros
      @Orros Před 2 lety +11

      Imagine he just whips his head around after smelling fear

    • @imo7744
      @imo7744 Před 2 lety +7

      One two three fou-

  • @JM-fc9gm
    @JM-fc9gm Před 2 lety +62

    One of the best performances of all time honestly

  • @unionyankee1163
    @unionyankee1163 Před 3 lety +31

    I’d like to see him do a scene where he’s a Drill Instructor, just like the opening scene in Full Metal Jacket but with new lines and improvisation. Same level of rage, just different insults.

  • @deathbastardable
    @deathbastardable Před 7 lety +5696

    "ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING? ANSWER!"
    "I'M UPSET!"
    Hilarious how it skipped a few lines.

  • @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy
    @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy Před 3 lety +1642

    J.K Simmons: how much can I curse young people
    Director: Yes

  • @rajughosh1980
    @rajughosh1980 Před 2 lety +44

    The way he said "Not my fucking tempo" is enough to prove his brilliance 💖

  • @smoothbrained4channer976
    @smoothbrained4channer976 Před 2 lety +10

    Fletcher as a maths teacher: that's it, now we're gonna start to do some *real* subtraction.
    *pulls out AK*

  • @federicosperoni4937
    @federicosperoni4937 Před 5 lety +427

    3:51
    "And here comes,
    Mister Gay Pride of the Upper West side himself"

    • @whomstami7365
      @whomstami7365 Před 3 lety +12

      Unfortunately this isn’t a Bette Midler concert

    • @can1as
      @can1as Před 3 lety +10

      we will not be serving cosmopolitans a baked alaska

  • @ellish4841
    @ellish4841 Před 7 lety +2613

    "One of J.K Simmons legendary quotes to get likes"

  • @WeightliftingWigger
    @WeightliftingWigger Před 2 lety +18

    J.K. Simmons owned this role. I can't imagine anyone else playing this character that's how good he was.

  • @baseddugalle1838
    @baseddugalle1838 Před 3 lety +21

    Think Neiman! Think!

    • @warmpereer65
      @warmpereer65 Před 3 lety +4

      How can you become the best drummer if you are not in my tempo?!

  • @theaethor
    @theaethor Před 6 lety +1576

    “Can still see you mini me!”

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu Před 6 lety +1305

    JK Simmons is a beast.
    We comic book fans are really lucky we had him as Jonah Jameson, and now as Jim Gordon.

  • @haaa5052
    @haaa5052 Před 3 lety +7

    this thing in top left corner is his heart rate

  • @Hughjasswipe
    @Hughjasswipe Před 3 lety +24

    He’s actually pretty intimidating here, in the Spider-Man series I just thought he was some old fragile old man 😂

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing Před 2 lety

      I don't know if you've ever seen Simmons working out, but that man is RIPPED.

  • @chingasofarkaso
    @chingasofarkaso Před 7 lety +243

    I CAN STILL FUCKIN SEE YOU MINI-ME

  • @LastPlayerOrigin
    @LastPlayerOrigin Před 7 lety +1405

    Is it Whiplash or "Marine Drill instructor teaches how to play drums?"

  • @thejazzvandal3379
    @thejazzvandal3379 Před rokem

    Fantastic performance

  • @ryleeevans6211
    @ryleeevans6211 Před 3 lety +8

    im here 6 years later to say..... THINK MARK! THINK!

  • @noahmugan354
    @noahmugan354 Před 3 lety +587

    5:53: My heart rate as soon as JK Simmons walks on screen

    • @nicks4802
      @nicks4802 Před 2 lety +15

      Not my tempo

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 Před 2 lety +7

      @@nicks4802 *NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO*

    • @Geeksavant80x
      @Geeksavant80x Před rokem

      @@doge8825 sorry guys, hate to put you through this

    • @Sheeeesk
      @Sheeeesk Před 3 měsíci

      @@Geeksavant80x if you need to take a dump or get a coffee

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 Před 5 lety +498

    2:44
    Best line in the entire movie by far!

  • @worldofmemes2919
    @worldofmemes2919 Před 8 měsíci +6

    "THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" the out of tune guy's face then:😭

  • @iamtheman584
    @iamtheman584 Před 3 lety +11

    This reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad forced me to play violin. Still remember the times when I would sobbing while practicing and him yelling at me right next to me to count.

    • @regenosis
      @regenosis Před 2 lety +2

      lol terrible

    • @iamtheman584
      @iamtheman584 Před 2 lety +1

      @@regenosis lol that's asian parents for ya. It just made me hate the violin. That's why I stopped playing it as an adult.

    • @regenosis
      @regenosis Před 2 lety +3

      That's rough dude. I played the violin also (asian parents too). My mom felt I needed to learn an instrument and gave me a "choice" of violin and piano. I didn't get the Fletcher treatment like you but I hated playing it all the same and my mom wasn't exactly being encouraging or fostering any real interest.
      I stopped before senior high.
      Looking back, it's more about them experiencing a musical instrument through their kids and it's really a terrible mindset of asian parents.

  • @claudia2189
    @claudia2189 Před 7 lety +611

    This man could have easily hosted his own satirical talk show and no one would have the balls to go after anything he'd say about them

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis Před 2 lety

      I’d call him an aggressive, stiff-necked egghead with a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon

  • @jaykelly6091
    @jaykelly6091 Před 7 lety +258

    *Batman tries to disappear in mid conversation* Jim: If I ever see you do that again, I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite. *Barbara appears* Jim: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!!

    • @ianlow4947
      @ianlow4947 Před 7 lety +10

      Barbara: But dad, I'm already am

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 Před 7 lety +52

      "AND FOR FUCK SAKE, BRING ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!"

    • @jackzheng9685
      @jackzheng9685 Před 7 lety +12

      "I can still see you mini-me!"

  • @cyberpunkchloe9
    @cyberpunkchloe9 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love everything about this movie!! the music, the acting, the plot, the dialouge, the directing etc, one of the best ive seen.

  • @blacck0ut177
    @blacck0ut177 Před rokem +6

    “Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is like my 2nd favourite quote in this movie

  • @kuromomutaro
    @kuromomutaro Před 7 lety +275

    3:49 And here comes Mr. Gaypride of the upper westside..😂😂😂

    • @Unknown-ol2uh
      @Unknown-ol2uh Před 6 lety +24

      kuromomutaro The way he says it is fucking hilarious

    • @kaspafischer
      @kaspafischer Před 6 lety +15

      When I first watched the movie, Fletcher scared the shit outta me. Watching it again, Fletcher makes me laugh hard with his over-the-top insults... hahahahahaha

  • @anthonybeavan5648
    @anthonybeavan5648 Před 7 lety +495

    "It's crap. Crap - crap - mega crap....I'll give ya 100 bucks to play it again!"

  • @ems7623
    @ems7623 Před 2 lety +4

    That slapping scene is the best thing since rough sex was invented.

  • @thesilentsociety3252
    @thesilentsociety3252 Před 2 lety +12

    Some of Fletcher’s one liners are Drill Sergeant levels of comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣

  • @merringuthrie2587
    @merringuthrie2587 Před 6 lety +877

    I'd hate to be this guy's kid.

    • @krisscanlon4051
      @krisscanlon4051 Před 4 lety +65

      Unless this is the military or some part of the judicial system I would have paradiddled his face. Totally abusive and ridiculous...nothing is worth that... I don't like that type of discipline. Makes me want to be like them which isn't good

    • @DrakePlayz0305
      @DrakePlayz0305 Před 3 lety +11

      Kris Scanlon Ok....?

    • @I-speak-U-shut-it
      @I-speak-U-shut-it Před 3 lety +1

      @@krisscanlon4051 WTF

    • @eoincleary9829
      @eoincleary9829 Před 3 lety +6

      Who would marry him

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 Před 3 lety +1

      You guys are a bunch of wussies

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger Před 6 lety +228

    I can see why Byron Howard wanted this guy for Zootopia. He really does have the voice of a pissed-off lion.

  • @stevefowler2112
    @stevefowler2112 Před rokem

    I have never seen the movie but I've watched some of the clips and it always makes me chuckle. He reminds me of a cross between our Drill Instructors in Marine boot camp and my Differential Equations II prof in Engineering College five years later.

  • @tommy6733
    @tommy6733 Před 3 lety +8

    OMNI MAN BEEN SAVAGE

  • @NedSar85
    @NedSar85 Před 4 lety +491

    6:27 fav part: Fletcher’s approval

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 Před 2 lety +58

      Such a sad ass ending

    • @erikkumitsubashi1048
      @erikkumitsubashi1048 Před 2 lety +13

      "Good job"

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 Před 2 lety +21

      Funnily enough, in the end, Fletcher won. His tactics were proven to work.

    • @bocaj7766
      @bocaj7766 Před 2 lety +13

      Fletcher’s grin at the end and the cut off of his smile was perfect cinematography.

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 Před 2 lety +3

      @@feister2869 You mean badass ending?

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life Před 7 lety +622

    I seriously think Fletcher was a former Drill Seargant with the way his attitude was.

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 Před 5 lety +59

      He played mayor Lionheart in zootopia and Stanford Pines in gravity falls which is hilarious, I imagine every role he’s acted or voice acted as fletcher now

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz Před 5 lety +23

      @@themoniathansnest5404 I imagine all his roles as J Jonah Jameson

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 Před 5 lety +9

      dreamcastboy99filmz is back crap, crap, *DOUBLE CRAP*

    • @TommyMVSERVTI
      @TommyMVSERVTI Před 5 lety +36

      Honestly...I was in the army and my drill sergeants were a little bit nicer 😂

    • @hakushism
      @hakushism Před 4 lety +2

      He's an actor. Lmao.

  • @Rusted_Obsidian
    @Rusted_Obsidian Před rokem +3

    It's just the voice he has that makes all this like butter. A role made in heaven.

  • @Smoke---
    @Smoke--- Před 2 lety +6

    Holy shit I’m glad CZcams recommended scenes from this movie so often. I decided to finally watch it and it was a cinematic masterpiece. Freaking incredible movie

  • @aconitum_7889
    @aconitum_7889 Před 4 lety +350

    I swear I had a professor like him years ago lmao we were all so scared to go to classes with him

    • @kopikoblanca8907
      @kopikoblanca8907 Před 2 lety +6

      Just fight back lol, punch the shit out of him then we he reports you, just say you were on self defense. Easy

    • @Via_Satellite
      @Via_Satellite Před 2 lety +6

      @@kopikoblanca8907 What if he didn't physically assault you but he still used harsh words ?

    • @micaholson1052
      @micaholson1052 Před 2 lety +12

      I'd just drop his class and go to an alternative. Or realistically, I wouldn't go to his class in the first place since I check the ratings on all my professors before I sign up to them.

    • @assi4237
      @assi4237 Před 2 lety +5

      I had experience with one of those as well. Once he imagined in his head that i cheated on a test where i got 100 points on and he forced me for half an hour to admit it??? You know Fletcher at least has a purpose you have to give him that.

  • @rahul_sharma_
    @rahul_sharma_ Před 7 lety +368

    Adjusting the seat...that was hilarious lol

  • @RoughOnStuff
    @RoughOnStuff Před rokem

    I needed this man.

  • @kreator4life
    @kreator4life Před 3 lety +6

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you"
    That is a straight up mood

  • @BWalker9313
    @BWalker9313 Před 3 lety +420

    One of the greatest performances I've ever seen. JK is absolutely perfect in this role

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Agreed. I cannot see ANYONE else playing this role.

    • @editingman95
      @editingman95 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@toffeelatte6042Terence Fletcher & Desiree Atkins can be evil teacher couples