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"NOT THAT BLACK GUY, GO GET THE OTHER ONE!" lmfaooo
I lost it too. XD
I think I laughed more at this than I should have đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Being in full labor is one of the few times that it's acceptable to shout that lol
Aboriginals sound like a blast. I'd like to go to a cookout with some.
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A moment of silence for all the broken guys legally forced to pay for a child that isn't theirs.
Never sign the BC until a paternity test
â@@sweetnsexcr2727should be law
You donât sign paternity until AFTER birth unless youâre married.
@@user-xt2mc3rx2h no kidding
@@user-xt2mc3rx2h that solves nothing
A paternity test should be mandatory for every birth, this would smooth things over for everyone involved.
No, then there will be even less trust.
@@spencerfrankclayton4348
Historically, 80% of all women will have had children, whereas only 40% of men will have sired children
Mandatory paternity tests seem pretty reasonable to me.
you would shaming those who got artificially inseminated due to infertility. not only that, but how would you deal with single moms where the father is dead or gone and lesbian couples who got artificially inseminated. they should be free at the time of birth for sure, but not mandatory.
@@QueenAxolot
How about at least require that if the declared father demands it it must be done? That seems fair enough, surely? As it stands, the mother can completely reject it without repercussion, and the man will still be liable for child support
â@@QueenAxolot I could understand not making it mandatory in those situations, and even having an opt out form if the mother was assaulted, but too many men have been stuck paying for other men's children unwillingly.
"I'm not the father! I'm just the husband!" I'M FUCKING SCREAMING đđđđ
Got to be careful about assumptions. Genetics are one hell of a thing. My brother is the only blond one of our family. You would think mom cheated until you look at my dad's photos and see he was just as blond as well. Over the years his hair darkened to black. My brother's hair has darkened but still has some blond. Genetics is wild and can do some weird stuff. Sometimes, dark skinned mothers with birth light skinned babies. It takes a couple years before the skin begins to darken. Domt always jump the assumption to cheating. Always get a test first.
They are indeed amazing. I am F 5 foot zero tall, my brother is 6â4â. But if he squats down a foot, you can see the facial resemblance.
Agreed!
Your in denial lol
@@superrainbowpopcorn5453 blond hair can get darker
Did my man just describe Uncle Ruckus
when my kid was born, I have very blond hair, my wife has very blond hair. our kid had dark hair. the nurses were real quick to explain how blonds can be born with dark hair and it fades over a year or 2. I just smiled and said "I know. it happened to my aunt and uncle too". sure enough my kid is now very lbond
dope
they probably saw a of fathers get violent in situations like that. I now both my siblings had dark hair but it late turned blonde.
@@littlesongbird1 probably
I was the opposite, I was born with uniform bright blonde hair and noticeably blue eyes. In my 20's now and my eyes are a grayish/greenish(I can't tell which) blue because of small brown flecks in them, and my head and facial hair is a coppery brown with some blond, red, and black in places.
The opposite happened to my folks: they had three kids. My sister? Brown hair. My brother? Black hair. Me? Bright blond. My hair is still dirty blond, lol, but no suspicion about my mother cheating, since⊠well, I look exactly like my great grandmother.
Kind of a twist on this topic, but my husband and I were unable to have children. Like, not unlikely, it was impossible. We had been married 17 years when we tried an FET with a donated embryo at the Fertility clinic. It worked! For those who don't understand, IVF using other women's remaining embryos when they are done building their family. Such an amazing gift! Anyway, so being much older than most first time Moms, c-section was my only choice. Everyone has heard that rare story of switched at birth. We both know it was likely not to happen with us, but just to be sure, we arranged to have our baby at a small rural hospital, and my husband would be with her till I was out of surgery. That way we had eyes on her the entire time, as if something weird happened, there would be no way to trace her genetically to us. Baby was born, she looks like us?! A few hours later we are signing paperwork and birth certificates and nurses are questioning us. "Didn't you say she was a donated embryo?" Yes. But she looks just like us?! How?! That beautiful baby is now a year old, and my husband gets comments all the time about how she looks so much like him, and she does! She even has his birth mark! We are still both just really amazed.
Nature can be such an amazing b**** sometimes, and at other times truly amazing.
This is so beautiful! She was really meant for you
@@Tottosmile maybe the donated embryo is from one of her sisters
wonderful
I was going to joke that he cheated on you with the sperm bank, but I think that's reversing it. Can somebody help me here?
"Who was pregnant 17 times"
Oh great googly moogly
I guess it'll be all googly moogly after the 10th one
My paternal grandfather was the last of 17 children.
17 kids over 23 years.
I have nine siblings, all of us have the same biological parents. The oldest is currently 23, the youngest is currently 5.
Stories like these is why paternity tests should be mandatory at birth. Especially before any birth certificate can be signed.
100% agree. If I were a man Iâd never agree to sign a BC without a paternity test
I'd agree, but wouldn't that be a problem for the dads who know they're going to be raising another man's baby? Like in the cases of IVF or a donor?
@@BrightWulph ask for a DNA sample of the sample to compare.idk
@@BrightWulph if the use a donor the would have some dokuments from the medical facility where the did it. and if we talk about IVF in most cases the use the sperm and egg from the couple, so an DNA could show a that the IVF clinic f up
Meanwhile in Tennessee it is mandatory now...
If youâre in a hospital and you hear the page âCode Yellow, Labor and Deliveryâ, this usually means one of two things:
1. L&D needs security because an unauthorized family member showed up and wonât leave.
2. L&D needs security because a âfatherâ just found out heâs not the father and reacted accordingly.
There are other reasons, but those are the most popular ones.
Reactid accordingly,haha good oneđđ
@@Mira-go4yd Paternity fraud is awful.
@@Mira-go4yd I love how you're almost identical to the original commenter, excluding one letter xD
@@Xinlytical Yeah, I noticed that myself. đ€Ł
It makes sense
My ex husband's co-worker had a vasectomy and his wife had her tubes tied. Their youngest was 13. The wife was feeling sick and eventually went to the doctor. She found out she was pregnant. She told her husband and without missing a beat he said "Are you sure it's yours?".
My oldest son's godmother had her first kid in college. Years later she got pregnant with TRIPLETS naturally. She got her tubes clipped and burned after that.
The triplets were about 3 when she called me over to "talk". I came over and sat down with her. She looked pissed and I thought I was in trouble or something. She looked at me and said
"Bitch..........." It was silent for what felt like forever then she said
"Guess what."
I sheepishly said "Uh, what???"
She replied "I'm fuckin pregnant! FUCKIN PREGNANT!"
Turns out her tubes grew back. I told her she wasn't even allowed to watch men on TV anymore because she was waaaaayy too fertile.
How this possible for the last one
@@Gr3m7 its possible for tubes to grow back
@@MaeRose26 I didn't think it was possible for it
@@Gr3m7 it rarely happens but it can happen
There aint no way he asked if the baby she was pregnant with was hers
The funny irony behind this is: regardless of the woman cheating or not. If the man asks for a paternity test, the woman will be offended. Even if she knows that's not the persons biological child. If you don't believe me, go to your local courthouse and sit in on family court.
That's why most men should ask
I wouldnât give a đ tiny heinie if she got upset. That man would be assured of paternity
- don't ask, just have it done. Or tell her what is also reasonable, that babies have been switched at hospitals before and there is a statistical chance that you got back the wrong little miracle and you gotta do your due diligence!
@@Babidi111 aaaaaah! Good strategy
@@Babidi111 this way. let the baby test for you and her with this excuse
The second story sounds like something straight out of a sitcom lmao đ€Ł
Ok
There was a family that I knew one time. Mom was redhead, father (who was absent) was brunette (from what the mom said), and their daughter had platinum blonde hair. The blonde hair came from her grandmother/great grandmother on her mom's side. It was very interesting to see the mom and daughter together with complete opposite hair colors.
Yeah it's so interesting. My teacher and her husband are both blond and she had two daughters with very bright red hair and blue eyes. It runs in both her husband and her family for those traits.
That "get your blood retested" actually is a great idea if blood types don't line up. My son, born type A (at least that's what was on his paperwork). Fast forward to highschool, were he donates blood. He has AB-, rare in our area so he donates often. They're always calling him for more, lol. So. Either my son is a Chimera or someone seriously messed up somewhere at the hospital.
I can only imagine what happened to these kids afterwards, growing up and eventually finding out that they were the product of an affair because of their motherâs lust for men other then the one she was with or married to.
U see if paternity test is made mandatory, then many men can be saved from emotional and financial abuse.
But men never fight for their rights.
@karna they do. It's just nobody cares about men until they get violent. It's why men only express anger and happiness as emotions because it's the only socially acveptable.ones and anger I'd the only way to catch society's attention as a man. Grow up
â@@karna8658 Doesn't help, there are literally entire companies out there who's whole purpose is selling women falsified paternity tests to fool their husbands.
I know about it because I've literally heard women gloating about using them, and joking about how remorseful their husband's were after they "doubted them" and how they'd do or buy whatever they want to try making up for it.
@@pyro1047
That's disgusting and vile! Bunch of harpies
â@@karna8658in France a man performing a paternity test is full blown illegal. Fines and jail time.
And to say men never fight for rights is to ignore figuratively every public right to exist.
Had something sort of like that when my youngest sister was born. She came out a little redhead and my mom freaked out because no one on her side of the family (that she knew, obviously someone somewhere had to have it) had red hair, and she panicked thinking my dad would assume she cheated on him when she hadn't. Turns out my dad's grandma had really red hair until she went gray, so he didn't question it at all and my mom was panicking for nothing.
EDIT: My mom did not cheat and I know this for a fact. My dad's side of the family is just extremely toxic and was constantly looking for an excuse to get rid of her and they frequently looked for ways to accuse her of cheating. I even asked my dad and even he confirmed that there has never been a moment in his life he ever suspected she actually cheated on him and even told me he once pulled a gun on some family friends who came into our house and accused her of cheating. So kindly eff off and stop accusing my mother of doing something horrible when you don't even know her or my family situation.
She was probably panicking for a reason. She probably did cheat
@@CarbonGod666 I know for a fact that my mom absolutely did not cheat and I'm offended you'd ever even suggest that. She went through an episode when I was born where everyone on my dad's side was convinced I wasn't my dad's because they all hated her and wanted her gone and my uncle's at the time girlfriend was starting rumors that I was actually my dad's friend's because she thought starting drama was funny, and she just didn't want to go through that again.
â@@Pipkiablo if she didn't cheat she wouldn't panic
@G1nger519 no, she might have panicked because she thought her husband would just leave her, even thought she didn't cheat.
Stop falsely accusing people you don't know
@Pie is better than cake Fight me pie is better than cakeđ
A GINGER AFRO?? BRO BUILT LIKE A MATCHSTICK ;0;
I once met someone like this. It's kind of cool...
Nurse Midwife here: delivered 2500 babies in my 25-year career and could tell my own series. Actually in the process of writing down some of them.
Ooh! Please tell!
Sorry for my ignorance but, what is a Midwife?
@@33pandagamer My proper title was Certified Nurse-Midwife. Midwife is from Old English, *Mid* meaning *with*, and *wife* meaning *woman*. So Midwife means *With Woman*. There have been women who delivered other women of their babies during their labor forever. The first mention with which I am familiar is in the 2nd book of the Christian Bible, Exodus, when Moses was preparing to gather the Children of Isreal to leave Egypt, and told his brother to get the midwives so they could go. So that is the short version. If you want the long version in historic terms, and in the USA, just ask.
@@simonederobert1612 , Thank you so much. for the information.
My babies were definitely all purple when they were born. If they had been paler skinned, they would have looked more bluish (oxygen deprivation). No, I did not sleep with a smurf, and my husband never thought that, either. After about two weeks in the NICU (a month for my youngest), they were normal colors (from light brown to dark brown - we're Filipino and Hispanic), had enough oxygen, and were ready to come home. Babies take four to six weeks to really lighten or darken to their actual color, so assumptions are kind of pointless when they're literally just out of the oven.
My GF told her BFF's parents over the phone.
"What's she like?"
"Purple with red hair."
"Put [BFF's sister] on!"
Reminds me of a story I read where an African American couple had twin babies, said babies looked pink like all newborns do. Apparently the grandparents were accusing the mother of cheating, called for a paternity test and everything. DNA came back as a match for the dad, and thr babies darkened up three-four weeks later.
So much drama over nothing. đ
My husband's cousin has coal black hair but in both families definite bright red hair shows up every once in a while
.Both their kids are red heads! She actually colored her hair red she was so disgusted with people asking about her adoption experience. (Looked awful!)
Yeah it happened with my teacher too. She's naturally a very bright blond but people kept asking where the red hair came from since her husband and her are blonds. So she dyed her hair. Both her husband and her have redhead grandparents and other relatives that are redheads. đ
Ugh.. my mom asked someone how their baby's red hair came about and I was so embarrassed.
I love the way he voice heâs uses when he says âNot that black guy the other one!â
My husband travels a lot internationally on business, so having the opportunity to create a child is a memorable event. I'm my husband's. He knows it. When I was pregnant for the third time the nurse asked me if I wanted to know when the baby was conceived, and I said no since I already knew when, in what room and in what position the child had been conceived. He, the nurse, ignored me and gave a date... when my husband hadn't even been in the country. To his credit my husband had more sense than to argue with the nurse (unlike me). He just had me visit a different ob-gyn so that doctor could explain that conception dates are guesstimates at best and that the other ob-gyn's nurse had failed to take into account where in the uterus the fetus had implanted. I'm grateful to my husband for knowing who I am and whom I'm not.
âGo get the other oneâ that made me laugh extremely hard đ
I was expecting the "Chinese baby" to have Kabuki Make-up Syndrome. It's an incredibly rare disorder that only has a few hundred instances worldwide (yet 2 were in my city.) It's also often fatal.
The symptoms of the disease are almond style shaped eyes, Down syndrome levels of intelligence, a cleft palette, short height, and the namesake of the syndrome: red marks around the eyes that resemble kabuki style make-up.
I know a lady who had a story that sounded similar, except it was a baby girl, and is a teen now. A nurse saw the baby in the NICU and called CPS, not bothering to find out the baby had never left the hospital. The kid was like 4 before she stopped getting "oh, she has a month to live." Then it became 7 years old, then 12, now it's her 30's. The delivering doctor flat out told the mother that in his country they'd let her die. Coincidentally, the guy's name sounded like "Hater."
All these stories are precisely why Paternity Tests should be required before signing a birth certificate should happen.
Also in the case of Story 22, by lying to the patient the way those doctors did, if that father had signed the birth certificate armed with that lie, thats a huge malpractice lawsuit right there.
âI know itâs possible just improbableâ
This quote defines every story in this video
7h45 "Aww, he's got my feet". Why did I laught so hard at that?
Genetics are weird, all four of my older brothers were born blond, but ended having brown hair later on, meanwhile I was born with brown hair and now my hair is easily mistaken for black hair, but is actually a very dark brown.
My siblings who are close in age with me have wavy hair, I do not. And between the three of us and our three youngest siblings, we have dark blonde/light brown hair, and the other three have very blonde hair. Way more blonde than we were at their age. Crazy stuff.
I was born to parents with black and brown hair. My hair went from black at birth to sunkissed blonde and keeps getting darker as I get older. I worked briefly as a geneticist, and the types of trait dominance patterns are so varied that it's impossible to say where a trait might have come from if one hasn't kept records and photos for at least seven generations. My children have lighter hair than my husband and I do. Apparently it looks exactly like their maternal grandmother's mother's hair. I'm glad their great aunt told me because I had forgotten what it looked like.
Yup. Big sister has curly almost red/brown hair (Irish decent), I have straight brown hair, younger brother has straight brown hair, youngest brother has curly blond hair. Considering we all look like our dad, we know its just genetics gone wild.
I was born with near platinum blonde hair, that has turned to pure black as an adult. Complete 180. Only color I didn't hit was red.
Exact same here. Father with black hair. Mother with brown. We were all blond when toddlers. Now, my brother have brown hair, and I have dark brown
it took my mom 41 years to learn that she was the result of a 1-night affair. my grandma and her husband were going through IVF at the time and due to my CHEATER GRANDMOTHER "one of the embryos stuck!" My mom was not an IVF baby. how do I know? my Christmas present! it was a 23 and me testing kit. on the relatives page, we found nobody from my non-biological grandpa's side, but we did see many people who had the same last name as, after 1 quick phone call to my grandma, the man that she cheated with! then I went to school with a whole new worldview! YAY!
I had an in-law who accused my sister of cheating because the baby boy had blonde hair and blue eyes and the father was of Colombian ancestry and they thought his dark hair and eyes and tan skin was dominant. They failed to look at my blonde, blue eyed sister, the mother! The boy's eyes are now hazel, just like his grandma's (my mom).
There are blonde hair and blue eyes columbians! My boyfriend and his ex wife adopted both of their kids from Columbia and his grandson (his son's son) has blonde hair and blue eyes but is otherwise the exact copy of his daddy. I think people forget that Germans fled to Columbia after World War 2 so I have no doubt there is some German Dna in the gene poole there.
â@@littlesongbird1Not to mentiom that most Colombias are mutts of spanish
How did that marriage end up? I hope the man stayed and was patient enough to see that he was wrong. Or did they take a DNA test to clear up the whole issue.
@@theone8789 They split, the boy is a splitting image of his father.
@@jessicajayes8326 wow that's sad. This would make a great story to post on reddit. Would like to see the reaction of everyone involved when the boy's paternity was no longer in question, especially the dad.
I watched 5 minutes and then realized that this is too sad.
My grandmother gave birth to a dark skinned baby boy in the 1960s and he was taken away and raised by someone else. The Dr told grampa that the baby passed away, but he didn't. Some people suspected that she cheated or was raped by a black man. She told me that wasn't true, that her grandfather was dark skinned.
She mourned her baby and the rest of her family who she was not able to visit because they're dark skinned natives and she was passing for white.
Thatâs fucked
Yeah im not buying that. Hospitals canât just take a baby away like that
@@Colton-wz5sh she had her baby at home and it was rural Maine in 1961. A whole different world.
As a woman I agree paternity test should be done automatically, would stop men claiming its not their kids once you've caught them having an affair.
having a affair is not even remotely equivalent to convincing a man that the child is his , I would rather someone cheat and beat me weekly.
here in Michigan a married couple legal arrangement -
woman gets pregnant by the neighbor ? = her husbands responsibility
man gets a woman pregnant not his wife? = not his wife responsibility.
also the woman, who has a choice months after the act, can hold the husband & the biological hostage in different ways.
so even with the barrage of choices after conception the men are held more responsible ( who have NO legal say after conception )
a woman can convince a mate that the baby is his, he signs BC, if married to her, he is going on the BC no matter what.. later the mate discovers the child IS NOT HIS and contests parasitic slavery in court, and the woman can simply say ' your honor he knew we had a open relationship, so my word against his '
HER BAD CHOICES = his responsibility
HIS BAD CHOICES = his responsibility.
This is by far one of the dumbest comments Ive ever read. This lady obviously eats crayons
Stop having affairs and they'll stop denouncing offspring as illegitimate.
Its not the men having affairs, itâs the women. Holy hell how did you mix that up?
@@Colton-wz5sh because I have never ever had an affair, my ex slept around. Then when we separated claimed our daughter wasn't his, despite her being the spit of him. I peed myself laughing when he said it.
Jus because some women are unfaithful doesn't mean all are, just because my ex was unfaithful doesn't mean that all men are.
Stop lumping all men, all women etc.
Got to share! My husband and I both have the genes that babies have super blond hair that by puberty turns very dark brown. Phillipines nurse seriously staring back and forth at us with dark brown and our new son with white hair. She finally shrugged figuring it's a ok with them. Took us a while to figure out what was happening.
âScrewing around with a smurfâ đ
9:57 Two blonde parents can produce a redheaded baby. It happened to my friends, both blonde, who had two VERY ginger sons and myself when my daughter was born to blonde me and fair-haired husband. His first son was also redheaded at birth, so no arguments over parentage of my daughter. In fact, I was actually hoping that she would be born redheaded, so I got my wish! So happy to have a daughter after so many boys had been born in my family for so long. My sister was so happy to have a niece she could spoil and dress up in Princess dresses as well!
My daughter was just like one of the stories here, she came out looking like she had a 'baby tan' despite both me and my wife being very fair skinned. She's since lightened up and clearly looks like us now.
I'm half-irish and my half-brother and half-sister are mixed African American & Irish and they came out with blue eyes the same hair texture as myself and kind of a slight tan and they are viral on Tik-Tok with everyone thinking that their mom had adopted them. She actually posted a video of her giving birth to my little brother to prove otherwise which is kind of hilarious. No cheating in this case just a rare genetic combination
Story #17.
Honestly i can believe her, it is rare but there are a couple of documented stories of women being pregnant with no hints at all, like still having something that looks like a period and not bulging up or barely if they do to the point that they at worse just look like the got a couple extra pounds on.
There's a particular one i remember about a 20ish girl that was having a movie night with her brother and she at some point said something along the lines of "hold on, i need to use the bathroom" next thing she knows there is a baby in the toilet attached to her and a lot of confusion since the exact thing i said above happened, fake period and no bulging.
I remember 2 stories, one about a fitness girl and the other a rocker chick, neither had a bulge, bump, or anything. Neither of them ever knew they were pregnant until the baby popped while taking a bath or using the toilet.
IIRC the fitness girl was married and it actually happened again with their next child as well, and the rock chick smoked and drank all throughout her pregnancy because she never even suspected she was pregnant.
If the baby is sorta back to back, meaning, their back is against the mother's back, they don't bulge really that much. Or at least that's what I remember reading, when I do writing research.
I have a cousin who didnt know she was pregnant until it was go time. Skinny as could be, no belly, still had what looked like a period, no morning sickness or anything. Just an announcement with her and her husband looking frazzled at the hospital and a 'Okay, so funny story. Meet ******. '
Obstetrician: Now when it's time to deliver, you will be in the same position as when you conceived.
Expectant Mother: What? Bent double in the back of a Volkswagen?
i almost want to become a male midwife just to see this kind shenanigans like in the last story, had me rolling with the "bibles travel midair faster than any other book" XD
I know a brown eyed black haird Italian family. Everyone has the beautiful tan shade except the one kid that is blond and blue eyed (same great tan skin). 100% Same father. Apparently the grandfather was blond on the mothers side. Small chance it happens and gets through.
I'm just reminded of the fact that my mother is some sort of german heritage, my (supposed) dad was scandinavian... and apparently as a baby and toddler I looked like a "blond haired, blue eyed mexican" to quote my mother.
Honestly, men should be able to sue for paternity fraud
I get the feeling the girl who didnât know she was pregnant and thought she had a UTI gave the kid up for adoption.
She could have kept it. There was a show called âI didnât know I was pregnantâ and many of them ended up keeping the baby. A lot of times itâs overweight women who already have irregular periods so they donât notice the changes. Also sometimes when you are pregnant you spot so people mistake that as a period.
She must have been seriously overweight if she didn't know she was pregnant.
@@Vriappiopoi Not necessarily. Some women carry more towards their back, and if a baby is underweight (not unlikely since she didn't know she was pregnant and wasn't getting specific nutrition) their bumps can be very small, and can be mistaken as a slight weight gain.
Story #9, oh gosh that's a 'horrible' husband, pulling such a prank đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
the smurf one caught me by surprise and made me spit out water onto my laptop DX
"if he won't love me then I'll just take all his money for the next 18 years" God I hate that woman and women like her. Gives me all the more reason to be glad I am gay.
Gives me more of a reason to be glad Iâm ace
This is why condoms and sex workers are a thing. Both parties get what they want with no strings attached.
Story 2 is hilarious, like that's a plot of a sitcom or a comedy movie XD
if i make a baby no matter what colour he is im going to do a dna test you never know
Same for me if I have one, our family is so mixed I wouldn't want my man anything less than at ease knowing he's the dad amidst all the gossip that'll float around.
The 2nd Story was so chaotic lmaoo
If you ever think someone isn't lying because of how adamant they are, remember woman #1 who told people a child wasn't hers while it was still attached to her.
For story 17, even if he breaks up with her, he's probably gonna be paying Child support. Love the BS laws surrounding CS in this country
"NOT THAT BLACK GUY, HE'S NOT THE FATHER, GO GET THE OTHER ONE!!"
I can't đâ
Story number two is so funny and wholesome.
The Hospital That Went Through 3 Different Men Was Hilarious-
This is shameful to listen. No child ever has to go through a situation like that. Imagine picking between different fathers while each one of them are saying "I'm not the father" what kind of degenerate world is that. I feel sorry for kids like that.
"NOT THAT BLACK GUY, HE'S NOT THE FATHER! GO GET THE OTHER ONE!"
Funniest crap I've heard all year
My friend has two kids with her husband. She's African he's Mexican. Both kids came out looking exactly like the dad. The number one thing I kept hearing after the birth was "he can't deny that kid if he tried". The second most common thing I heard was "if those kids hadn't come out of you(my friend) I wouldn't believe they are yours." Genetics are a funny thing
If a future boyfriend or husband ever asked me for a paternity test for a valid reason (the hair color and eye color donât match and he is genuinely concerned) I would say okay, but on the condition that he pays for me to get a maternity test. If itâs not his baby, itâs definitely not my baby.
That first story, I'd have told her "Well that's a divorce" before walking out of the delivery room.
The riding up that lamp post was clean af
ironic that this vid appeared yesterday... literally happened to my mother a few days ago and the situation in my family is kinda... interesting
When I was born, I had pale white skin, straight black hair, and blue eyes. My dad is very black and my mom is french-white with curly hair. eventually my hair fell out and it grew back in curly, my skin gets very dark when it tans, and i have a lot of my dad's features.
story 2 was amazing đ€Ł
Iâm absolutely dying at the second story đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
The guy who was throwing books is very lucky that none of them hit the baby or he'd be going to prison
Bruh the second one was comical asf đđ€Ł
story two brings me comfort
My first baby was born in a military hospital as my husband was in the service. The nurse treated me horribly through the entire 'natual' birth (I had NOT opted for, but was popular then). When my daughter 'crowned' the nurse exclaimed 'It's not your baby... it's got black hair' and laughed. My husband and I both had blonde hair and blue eyes. My husband didn't say anything, I was confused. Yes, my daughter's WET hair with my amnio fluid appeared darker. In fact, it was darker... but by 3 months old, I she sat up in the car seat with my husband's grin with a FULL HEAD OF CURLY WHITE BLONDE HAIR and blue eyes, a mixture of both of us. Sometimes the initial in vitro hair color can appear darker, but once the baby is born and grows, the darker hair falls out and is replaced by a natural genetic color. Our son later also appeared to have black hair at birth but on day 10, it was completely white.... so what eva!
That second story was absolutely hilarious. XD
Yeah, I would never blame a guy for running like hell from that brand of crazy. I only feel bad for the kid being stuck with a psycho mom.
My dad had very dark hair, brown eyes. my mum had light brown hair, light brown eyes. my other brother, very dark hair, dark brown eyes... me? white blond hair (when I was a baby), blue/grey eyes...
Everyone asked my dad if I was his. thing is, there were blonds on both side's of the family now and then, I happened to be one of them :P
Not a cheating story, but when I was born, the medical staff began to treat me for jaundice because I was so yellow. It took my parents several hours to get them to understand that I am 1/4 Chinese, not jaundice. My mom says I really didn't even look yellow.
I have a sort of similar story:
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My mother was in her 30s and my dad who was in his 50s. Got together cuz my sister wanted him to be her new dad. Sissys dad died of cancer and my dad was a good friend of his or my moms (cant remember which). Moved in together. Going great. Well they both were told there's no chance of them having kids. My mom already had a kid, My dad adopted. All his kids were adults. So only kid is my sis. Well eventually my mom got pregnant with me.(the reason? Viagra made him fertile again.) I Was my dad's miracle kid. He loved and spoiled me so much since hed always wanted one of his own blood. So basically when I was in kindergarten or 1st grade kids bullied me into thinking he wasn't my dad that he was too old to be my dad he has to be my grandpa, stuff like that. It crushed me and to make me feel better they got DNA tests to prove he was in fact, my dad. He died of a rare cancer and his body was donated for research. The cancer made his face turn like purple/yellow slowly started on his nose and spread to a lot of his face. I was 10 when it happened, while eating KitKat lol. Crying and eating. I'm okay tho, just wanted to shaređâ€
#2 had me laughing đ
Saw an interview on Just Pearly Things. She spoke to a guy who worked at a DNA center, but eventually had to quit. He was burnt out from always breaking bad new to men. Seems that 40% of all the testing they did at this center came back as no match with the fathers.
Makes sense that the number would be high given it's a place you would only go to rest paternity.
It makes sense to me for the number to be high since most people getting paternity tests done do so because they have a reason to suspect they are not the father, then there are also situations where the mother may not know who the father is and tries to get all potential candidates to get a paternity test done. So 40%, although appearing quite high, seems reasonable when factoring this stuff in
@@wintersknight8464 and than think about the dark number of people who had not testet. i read something the line of in a class of 30 shoolkids there are at least 2-3 where the father was not the father and cose of this the do not do the blood stuff anymore there you learn what bloodtype you are and how its toss to you childs.
Story #2 is so hilarious đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Story 2 was quite funny. It's like a prelude to 3 dads abd a baby. Hahaha
If this ever happened to me I'd end with a life sentence in prison
Because thatâs a logical response. How about just leave? Saves the headache of having to worry about dropping soap on a daily basis
I'm white, and it shows, but I'm actually 1/8 black; one of my great grandpas was a native Haitian. If I had a baby with a white man, the odds of the baby coming out with darker skin are low, but not zero. That would be an awkward conversation to have o_O
Story 2 is friggin hilarious. And would make a great skit similar to "who's on first"
It's crazy how much people change. Both my brothers were born bright blondes, now they're both exactly the same brown I am. My mom was born a ginger but darkened to brown. My brown hair sometimes shines a little red in the sun, reflecting my mom's genes, but I'm the only one of us kids. It wouldn't surprise me if my kid was born blonde or ginger despite me and my bf both being brunettes. And yes, you gotta give babies a few weeks to de-crumple and show their true features. Should've seen my nephew as a newborn, looked like one of them screaming Harry Potter plants lol
The first story: Lady, that baby is YOUR baby...... stop trying to fool yourself...its just sad.
The one with the nurse birth is so wholesome to me
âNOT THAT GUY, GRAB THE OTHER ONEâ
Im black, my husband is white and our son came out white with a slight tan and has not darkened at all even at 8 years old. He actually is way lighter than when he was born. Still mistaken for white if Iâm not around for people to see the resemblance. His hair is a light brown shade just like his dad, but wavy/loose curls. Just because biracial baby comes out as white doesnât make it not biracial.
I dying over here from the voices the narrator is doing!
Second story had laughing me big time đ
It's funny cause my birth is similar to the first story. The only thing is I am white, I was suffocating in the womb and had dark curly hair. Once I could breathe again my skin lightened up. Almost had a big issue between my parents...
Story 1: sounds like surprise genes showed up as the mother didn't try to defend or explain, just straight out denial and rejection. The random black guy might be a friend, or even the distant relative that is the source of said genes.
Also most of these stories so far(on story 16)aren't the dad not being the dad but mix ups, surprise genes, genes skipping a gen and baby look weird when they first come out.
This is too funny. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I actually know 2 brothers. 100% BROTHERS. one is white, and brown hair. The other is darkish, and black hair. They have STRONG Italian genes in that family, and once in awhile a kid pops up, looking like they are FROM Italy
Second story made me laugh out loud. That sounds like a sitcom or something
Love the way this guy reads xD
15:29 thank god for the buddyđ
bro was flying a bike around the map for 21 minutes lol
I don't care how shocked you are, there is no excuse for attacking the poor hospital staff and baby! Unacceptable.
That second story WTF đ