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could you tell me what the name of the game in the background is?
What's the game your playing
What is the game you are playing?
â@@thsaibotd-_-b610 I've seen elsewhere in the comments that the game is called Eco One.
â@@submersedsword4949 I've seen elsewhere in the comments that the game is called Eco One.
My dad was a cop(heâs retired now) and one day he came home looking a little startled, my mother asked what was wrong and said âI had a rough day, this one criminal impressed me because we could never catch him until now. Today we asked him how he hid and he said âsimple, disguises.
Damn they caught 47
To me...the prisoners who managed to escape from Alcatraz in 1962 were pretty damn clever. Whether they survived or not, its impressive how they pulled that off. đ€
I personally like to believe theyâre out there somewhere
@@whocares1364 "LIKE"? why
â@@AskAshe gotta respect the hustle, yk?
They made it.
They most likely died, but well, they got outside of the prison, and were never caught to get put back in, so technically a successful prison break.
once got arrested for weed and graffiti. I was still a little high at the time but in a mostly clear state of mind. still once in the car I quickly asked if the officer would allow me to show him a trick. of course, he hesitated but unfortunately for him, im a great manipulator. so I talked him into letting me show him the trick and assured him that I wouldn't hurt him of myself he allowed me to get out of the car and stood in a defensive position, I asked if I would get more jail time for this, he said it depends on what the trick was. I wiggled around so the cuffs were infront of me instead of behind and then snapped. the cuffs were broken in half and now I just had bracelets. he said in his twenty or so years of law enforcement he's never had anyone do that and therefore let me off the hook. great guy, horrible officer.
You probally scared the dude to death, who the hell wants to deal with someone who can break pure steel handcuffs?
yeahhhhhhh. I thought it was funny at the time.
If I have enough room, I can slip out of cuffs in 3 seconds. I told my security guard friend I could do it, and he cuffed me behind my back. I was sitting on a couch, brought my hands to the front by "jumping" over the cuffs, and then slipped out since my hands are small and I'm double jointed. He timed it, 3 seconds flat.
90 days to 45 years HOLY F***!!!!!!!!!!!!, I bet that sentencing hit harder than any drug he smuggled in jail lol XD
the thing is, the cop who killed that george and started blm, he ONLY GOT 10
So their answer to a guy smuggling drugs into prison is to punish him with more prison.
Sounds legit.
I call bs âŠ. Idk of any judicial system thatâll hand out 45years for white thatâs small enough to
(1) fit in underwear
&
(2) small enough about that itâs all consumed in one night by a few guys
I donât doubt the story
I doubt the sentencing
â@@ziyipatrickpan4897 cope
The sentences for drug related crimes in the US are insane. You get more time selling drugs than crippling someone else forever.
2:56 *laps desk hard* "i want more pictures of spider man!"
No one talks about the best criminals they never get caught
Well guess we'll have to settle for hearing about the second best. It's like when they say the best spies are the ones you never heard about, because they never got caught.
RE: First story... He'll get caught with tax evasion.. even criminal gains are taxed
Only if there's a record of the money. If it was all done in cash and it was never found, there's no record. No record, no tax evasion. Dude absolutely got away with it.
You've actually gotta be really fuckin stupid to get nailed for tax evasion. Like really stupid. It's not hard to launder money.
only if he stays in the united states. smart ones goes to an island and enjoys their lives. also only if someone snitches. he keeps a normal job and pays those taxes and keep his head down by not over spending like a dumbass(like capone) no one notices shit. what bank robbers do.
cant evade taxes if thereâs no receipt or proof of sale
Even funnier, the IRS legally taxes illegal income, technically they cant give the tax information to prosecutors because of the 5th amendment, but thats unproven
Bruh he has the money cash he buys house in cash then he gets taxed for the house
#17 I 100% doubt it was one person but maybe hundreds. One student started it and other students after hearing about it kept it going as a collage prank. I would not be surprised if it kept going for many decades long after the first student that started it was long dead. I would not be surprised if the first students who started it ever knew that it kept going long after they graduated. If anyone is ever caught doing it they will find the person they caught was not born yet when it all started.
The bank robbers from Argentina actually didn't scape trough the river, they built a little dam on the sewer to raise the water level and went to the opposite side, then got the money and themselves out of a manhole into a van with a hole in the floor. This took almost a year of planning and was designed to exploit that there were protocols against armed robberies and breaching through the wall robberies, but not both at the same time.
45 years for cocaine, acid, and Molly smuggling? Some murderers get less time than that.
Story 13 is actually genius you could probably get away with it easily
â i am shatman â missed opportunity lol
that lauging cop story reminds me of an story as well quite simulair.
an cop sees someone speeding by going over 30 km/h too fast so he tries pulling them over the guy tries to escape while the cop cheases him. verry soon he realizes what he is doing regrets it and pulls over. he aplogiizeswhen the cop and ask why he tried to flee. the cops says he has had a shitty day and really doesnt wanna deal with it so he tells the man if he can give him an good excuse of why he did it that he never heard before he gets of with an warning. so the guy tells the cop wel last week my wife left me for an cop and i was affraid you wanted to bring her back.
the cop lets him go after laughing.
@mo mo np
@Nope simulair isnt a thing honestly you cna just google it if you dont know
having a resemblance in appearance, character, or quantity, without being identical.
@Nope wow I thought your iq was like 10 but I was wrong I was way off
its actualy 0.001
7:40 I remember hearing about this move. It's called "the Savannah" and it's a "past posting " scam that was started in the late 80s if memory serves. It was a twist on the previous strategy of past posting by swapping out the losses instead of the wins.
What casino was this and when? I've worked in casinos and played at them and this would've never worked at any I've been to for multiple reasons
Once the trick is figured out it stops working because now they know to look for it, but it is a pretty smart strategy since they'll not scrutinize losses instead of wins. The old way was to try to sneak a higher chip in when you win, but the twist is to switch out the higher chip when they lose, because they know they won't be looking as hard at that. The camera won't show them switching the chips on a win, because they didn't; they always put down a high and low chip, and just switched out the high chip for a low one when they lost, knowing they're not going to be looking very hard at that.
Story 15. Sounds like a trailer park boys episode. Hell they even drive a 75 New Yorker.
dude, i never saw a thief as smart as the thieves in the 3rd story. Some people may be like the 1st one, smart in law loopholes, but these guys got smarts in human habits
Exo one gameplay isn't something that you see that often, nice.
I WAS SEARCHING FOR THE GAME, THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'VE SEEN GAMEPLAY OF IT SO RARELY AND HAVE WANTED TO BUY IT BUT COULT NEVER FIND THE NAME. THANK YOU!!!
thanks for the name
Completely unrelated with the actual things being talked about... I'm curious though, what the hell is playing in the background? It looks freaking epic! :3
Exo one, I think, I seen another comment say it
12:51 - Don't you mean "I am the Terror that CRAPS in the night!"
These are pretty fun stories đ
Story 15 is practically straight out of trailer park boys
Story #1 âHe is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will.â John Wick
The 75 Yorker story is literally from Trailer Park Boys the movie. Lol Iâm surprised it didnât mention Alex Lifeson as being one of the arresting officers!
hahahah im glad someone else noticed
And it's not a genius criminal
"Its a Hella cocksucker!"
Haha the Walmart story is something I've been doing for awhile now just not with TV's and with a bigger number of Walmarts
If true you probably shouldn't confess like this...YT accounts are much less anonymous than you probably think
Story 3s just funny afđđđđđ I'd laugh If I was the one who got robbed that way
It's actually a common tactic. By giving you tickets to the event, they know that you'll be gone.
@@michaelbujaki2462 thats why i have trust issues lmao
Story #2 - Where the heck is J. Jonah Jameson when Spider-Man is ACTUALLY being a menace?
I'm not a cop but cops never cease to amaze me with their criminal skills.
Story 3 is just emotional warfare man.
Edit: typo
"no one ever seized his funds" yeah mate, joker doesn't mess with the IRS for a reason, it'll get found eventually
Thanks for the vids
The phantom pooper đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
The isometric theif is the coolest. Isometric strength is way more useful than you think.
the spider man guy really impressed me, if only it were not snowing lmao
The president, the IRS, most media outlets, Congress.
8:19 why is a random image of some people
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To help ease you're curious mind, that is Crew of STS-107. a shuttle used by nasa upto just afew years ago. sadly all crew members in the image died in a shuttle explosion known as the challenger or columbia tragedy.
âMF SPIDER-MANâđ€Ł
Lmao the ATM story was the Trailer Park Boys movie.
Not sure exactly what it was called but there was a TV show I saw where thieves broke into a money printing facility and held everyone hostage while they used the machinery to print actual real paper money.
In reality treasury buildings are staffed by huge numbers if people and are guarded like no commercial property could even dream of
Money heist
Money Heist also known as La Casa De Papel
People say "Crime doesn't pay" But the reality is that it really fucking does and it pays BIG, that's why people commit crime in the first place, we wouldn't have so many criminals if it didn't pay.
The US justice system is weird : that guy got 45 years for drug trafic. You have to care for him half of life. Are'nt there for each infraction a set amount of years?
Not sure who that was, but someone replaced a whole display box (36 boosters) of Pokemon cards in a supermarket by my way to work. Packs looked legit, but the bottom edge was unsealed and these cards which slipped from the packaging were all low tier cards from older sets with no market value. Someone carefully replaced these boosters with "duds", presumably one by one since that box, though unsecured, was in the middle of the store. They used to keep these in a sealed boxes with key access, but I gues that some lessons are bound to be forgotten after years. Sadly, no gift for my kid.
Anyone else notice that Story #15 was literally just a synopsis of the intro to "Trailer Park Boys The Movie"? đ
Hey! I live. In BogotĂĄ. They live in massive apartments. Great video!
Story 15 is from the trailer park boys đđ
9:51 straight out of ocean's 8 lol
The perfect criminal just files SLAPP lawsuits and settles.
13:00 This reminds me of one of my favourite South Park episodes, Mystery of the Urinal Duece where Stan leaves a Fudge Dragon in the urinal.
Almost to the end, and I'm pretty sure that I haven't heard a single story of a smart female.
For that night pooper bit you get a sub
Hey I am interested in your specific perspective.
People who don't fit the category: try to answer.
me: stfu
10:38 New thread for my Reddit account to join. Thank you.
That last story kind of makes me hope nobody on the outside accidently discovers his stash. Would really suck to have done all that time and have absolutely nothing to show for it.
Story 15 sounds alot like The trailer park Boys movie
It is.
Someone trolling with #15. That's just the beginning of one of the Trailer Park Boy movies.
#15 is from trailer park boys đ
inmate x, man, could have been me. I was getting weed/tobacco brought into jail. Won't say how. But I'd pick it up or have someone else on days my wife visited (didn't pass it in VI). So I'm home in a week, she comes and says she left it.I hadn't told her to. I didn't want it. I tried send someone else to retrieve, but CO called me and my celly. Not abnormal, we were all Italians and he fukked with us to degree. Knew we weren't going to waste time or try picking up cigarette butts when we walked outside. He drank on job and wanted all smooth .So, I pick it up, and the 1/2 drunk C.O. escorting us, pulls us into search room. 1st time he ever did it. We go into stalls, I'm shook, nowhere to ditch it. Other guy starts undressing, CO says to him "I don't want see that shit, just wait there a minute so bubble thinks I searched you"....I cou;dn't believe it. I think the CO would have looked other way, especially for some $. But for minute things got tight
Am I Genius?? Dude Iâm going to guess that you are, Iâve listen to hundred of hours of ask Reddit / Reddit stories
& Iâve always enjoyed the stories , but that robot voice will wear you down
Your voice is killer!!!
Plz many many more
The trailer park boys story đđ
Nahh bro didn't reach the pink level, he's illegally skilled
Not a cop but a smart criminal. So, there was a drug dealer that used to supply my (deceased) friend. The man was smart. No one knew his actual name, he went by Weezy. He had 7 cars for every day of the week, all registered to different names. That way he was never seen driving the same car twice since he made daily deliveries across at least 5-6 towns. He would never do business with anyone unless a client not only vouched for this new person and had known them for at least five years. He was very professional. He had hours of operations, constant fresh supply of whatever drug you needed (he must have been connected). He even had vacation weeks, typically for two weeks. He would reach out to his clients to let them know that he would be unavailable and if they wanted to place orders then they had a week to do so. Weezy had been doing this for 20+ years without ever being arrested. I refer to people as clients because it was how he treated dealing; like a well functioned business. Very smart man, I never met him but I hope heâs still safe and doing what he does.
Story #22 so the GTA V jewelry store heist well at least I now know where they got their inspiration or where he got his
To me, Edmund Kemper, the 3rd. He got his criminal background wiped clean, and he was able to learn the answers to the physiatrist so he was let go. He is in prison now, but he used mind alterting training on another prisoner who was annoying people with singing.
Never smile in a mugshot, opposing lawyer will use it to claim you have no remorse or morals
Similarly, if you ever take a photo holding a gun or holding a stack of money, that's the one they're gonna use against you lol.
8:19 WTF was that shot of the astronauts??
Same at 2:59
It is in the game. It is very odd and unnecessary. It really serves no purpose.
â@@zerxeesewhat is the game?
â@@zerxeese Yeah it's a lame psychological tactic.
@@zerxeese It is a memorial for the pilots and crew of STS-107. the columbian disaster / shuttle explosion NASA had
0:30 - maybe that guy was the ATF agent in charge of distributing guns to the MichoacĂĄn-Guanajuato region? :v
Iâm so confused about what even is the gameplay in the background
I LOVE THIS VOICE ACTOR PLZ KEEP HIM FOR GUIENS
Please keep him for what?
18:43 that dudes smart as fuck just taking the 16 years to be set for life
The guy behind Story 9 is named Richard Marcus
_"Get me pictures of The Spider-Man!"_
I really like the game in the background, what game is it?
Okay but what is the game the person is playing in the background. I need it!!
Uh why did a photo of astronauts blink in for 2 frames after story 9
It was part of the game he was playing.
Number 15 is just a reference to trailer park boys.
The Punisher of course
The iceman.
THATS ME IN GTA V 17:22
Story 13 tho đłđđ
12:57 I AM DARKWING DUCK!
Odd question. Whatâs the game in the background? While the stories are great I couldnât help but focus on the game.
Exo One
@@harri2shoes281 thanks!
(Not exactly a smart criminal, but) Near my dad's hometown was a minimum-security prison. One guy successfully broke out to get Taco Bell.
The caught him as he was sneaking back in.
That story has been around for many decades and what was bought is different each telling. The first time I heard of it was in the 70s and I doubt that was even close to the first telling of it. I would not be all that surprised if that story started many centuries ago.
@@Donkeyearsa Taco Bell didnât exist centuries ago so what ancient story are you referring to
@@necfreon6259 use your imagination... the prisoner propably went to a tavern for a beer in an older version of the story.
Is it true, was it ever true?
Propably, there are 8 billion people and a lot will happen with a large number of people.
The Atlanta Federal Prison was notoriously in the news for this last year, inmates were sneaking out through holes in the fence at night to go purchase food/booze/etc, then they'd sneak back in. Locals said it was a not uncommon sight to see them at stores around the prison. I guess it was an open secret until it made the news. Atlanta Police eventually setup a camera and started recording them bringing in duffel bags full of cellphones, drugs, guns, etc and turned it over to the FBI which has jurisdiction over the facility, which is old and in bad condition.
That jewelry thief he wasnt michael de santa was he
#15 is Trailer park boys.
The story with the cop who was locked out his car I heard before on another thread but it was from the guy who did it lol...either it was the same story or cops need to keep better track of their keys
When are you going to post on Spotify again
Bit off topic, what game is that in the background?
Exo one
wtf is there a space team around 8:16
To help ease you're curious mind, that is Crew of STS-107. a shuttle used by nasa upto just afew years ago. sadly all crew members in the image died in a shuttle explosion known as the challenger or columbia tragedy.
#15 is from Trailer Park Boys
Bruh why didn't you turn into glide mode in the clouds?
This isnt that related but here:
So in the early 90s in Iran my dad was a member of the Iranian milatry police and his rank was a ranger and over there that's pretty much like commander so at the time they had like a on base prison becuase they were in a conflict with the mafia so this dosent sound belivble at all but HEAR ME OUT a guard at night had the key to the armory so the prisoner pickpockted him and jumped him uno reversed him and let out the other prisoners and they got guns from the armory now at this point the alarm was going off and my dad and his men were in a gunfight and somehow no one got hurt but 14 people escaped but 13 got recaptured and sent back
seriously, WHAT GAME IS THIS???
Exo One
10:48 that one trailer park boys scene?
I swear the one about the atm and the cartons of cigarettes is from the trailer park boys
It is lol
I think I know who the guy is that is referred to in the first story lol.
Robbed a Walmart for 2 Xbox 1s was around the time they just launched my friend worked at the Walmart that was badly understaffed told me on this day the secret shopper called in sick so told him leave the display case unlocked walked in picked up up 2 Xboxâs some games and simply walked out got away with it easily
What game is being played in the video
Second story is real life Assassinâs Creed or Sly Cooper stuff
am I seeing things, what is this? 8:17
I see it too.
same
that is Crew of STS-107. a shuttle used by nasa upto just afew years ago. sadly all crew members in the image died in a shuttle explosion known as the challenger or columbia tragedy.
Whatâs the game in the background?