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As someone who had two awful parents, it's better to not have any than know that they don't care or worse. At least the first girl had a loving dad. I hope they have the amazing lives they deserve.

Wait for her to invest all of her money in her new business, then secretly nuke it to force her to spend the next several decades working for minimum wage at a job she hates. She tried to screw with OPs job, karma demands justice.

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hi bye

First story sounds similar to a friend of mine, he ended up getting full custody of his daughter because the mother wanted a son and specifically didn't want a daughter. She refused to even try to bond with their child until she eventually didn't pick her up one day. He petitioned to gain full custody due to abandonment, she turned up and literally said, "yeah, whatever, if he wants the little c*** he can have her", he got custody, she got contempt of court.

I was at a walk in clinic and trying to get help with depression. I was trying to verbalized my feelings of anxiety and overwhelm and difficulty getting organized, all typical symptoms as far as I know. He asked, “have you ever considered going blonde?” Why was he even there?

What is this game?

Wimp womp

Nah you done that geek guy dirty with that voice

Yes, my father.

Sadly, if the mother who wanted to travel and see the world ever want her daughter back, she has a better chance than the father who never abandon his daughter. Sadly, this is how the world is.

Ever read the short story Harrison Bergeron?

That story with the girl wearing mismatched socks was so endearing for me. I als was a bit of a weirdo (still am lol), and almost always wear mismatched socks.

Your parents are garbage

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Not gonna lie, that OP calling the deadbeat REAL GRANDPA REALLY ticked me off.

South Park Rally?

Relatable just different job

LMFAO THE THUMBNAIL IS PERFECT

I had the opposite experience. I turned 17, step father kicked me out when he found my mother wasn't going to be getting any more child support checks, then he loaded up my entire family and moved them 3 states over without giving me their new address or phone number. Plot twist: three-ish years later step dad drops dead from too many years using meth and my mom comes crawling back to me looking for someone to support her and my step siblings.

Adding Ging Freecss to the thumbnail was the icing on the cake 👌

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I love for story eleven, the whole story is “I saw 50 chicken nuggets for $5.”.

💀-this dudes mom

Milton Burle was the first TV star who cross dressed for comedic purposes.

Your dad basically has a pet

These have me laughing so hard for most of them. When the OP specified the potatoes were the brown ones. I started laughing because I thought, “If they weren’t brown before he shoved them up his butt, they are CERTAINLY brown now!”

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When Dr Oz was first on tv, he sold a diet pill that, he said, was guaranteed to make you lose weight. Yeah, i lost weight...puking my guts out and explosive diarrhea. The guys a quack.

old people should be banned from driving vehicles with high torque/horsepower

@8:05, hearing “Woo Hoo!” So many times in rapid succession make me giggle uncontrollably 😅

Chef pee pee:

8:51 who you calling scruffy looking

Jurassic Park/Jurassic World: The Military will use the Dinosaurs and turn them into Weapon. Imagine a T-Rex with a Rocket Launcher or Raptors with build in AKs.

I just found out I lost out on an M&M contest.... I had a package with a gray and assumed it was a mistake...

Story 21 yikes and that’s like a 50 year difference

Cartoon Network does suck. I’m just putting it out there

The whole story czcams.com/video/FpPXQk1CBxM/video.htmlsi=RsFWHFFYB3IXME2h

Is anybody here for the guy in Michigan who drove while on a zoom call about his suspended license😂😂 It's my worst nightmare.... Michigan becoming enew Florida 😂😂😂

The son saying he would give his life for his mom almost broke me

Walked out of my bedroom just as my daughter came out of the lounge room door, it was a narrow hallway so I stepped back a little as she walked around me. Didn’t acknowledge me at all, was wondering what she was doing out of bed, kept my eye on her and about to tell her to go back to bed as she took a couple of steps down the hall and completely disappeared right in front of me. Ran down the hall to find her sound asleep but in the process of falling head first out of bed. Was able to stop her falling. It wasn’t the first time this same scenario happened but it was the last time.