Omegaverse wedding :(

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  • čas přidán 18. 12. 2021

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  • @bunni790
    @bunni790 Před 2 lety +12474

    "What happens in fanfictions stays in fanfictions"
    -harambe

  • @art_theclown_
    @art_theclown_ Před 2 lety +19111

    “Does anyone have any objections?”
    “Ugh like so many”
    This line had me DEAD lmfao

  • @nicssocks
    @nicssocks Před 2 lety +5243

    surprised neither of them mentioned the “delicious scent of ur body drew me in” tbh

  • @gothicc6544
    @gothicc6544 Před 2 lety +3578

    The fact I know exactly wtf she's talking about 😭😭

    • @Kfaircloth13457
      @Kfaircloth13457 Před 2 lety +274

      I know. I'm not proud of some reading choices right now.......

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell Před 2 lety +43

      Drop recs you guys

    • @viccook2141
      @viccook2141 Před 2 lety +12

      Same 😂😂😭😭

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell Před 2 lety +22

      @@Kfaircloth13457 No but like I need the ogs the good stuff the juicy ones

    • @mercedes3585
      @mercedes3585 Před 2 lety +23

      Oh shit that's right NOO I MEAN WHAT IS THIS!?

  • @SukiSuki-wz2pe
    @SukiSuki-wz2pe Před 2 lety +21175

    “I will never for get the first time your knotted in me”
    *the woman was to stunned to speak*

    • @moony6232
      @moony6232 Před 2 lety +181

      I love how I keep seeing this meme everywhere these days

    • @peppapog6591
      @peppapog6591 Před 2 lety +132

      Please I need to know, what the fuck is knotting

    • @samanthabolin4075
      @samanthabolin4075 Před 2 lety +94

      @@peppapog6591 nut it’s nut

    • @chambers4676
      @chambers4676 Před 2 lety +66

      @@peppapog6591 when the Alpha cums, the base of his 🍆 expands, locking the 🍆 in place to guarantee pregnancy

    • @moony6232
      @moony6232 Před 2 lety +151

      @@peppapog6591 i just googled it, ngl i wish i hadn't

  • @Choconuni
    @Choconuni Před 2 lety +7466

    "every time i'm in a rut, your hole is there for me to use" oh my god that absolutely got me, your content is gold

  • @pickleswickles
    @pickleswickles Před 2 lety +9988

    Plot twist: everyone is disappointed because they are actually both betas who act like alphas and omegas

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 Před 2 lety +1033

      omg internalised beta-phobia

    • @tangerinu_u
      @tangerinu_u Před 2 lety +266

      more reason for taking free therapy

    • @pickleswickles
      @pickleswickles Před 2 lety +21

      @@thatb1h855 the betas are actually alpha-phobic

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 Před 2 lety +196

      @@pickleswickles huh? that makes no sense. they’re betas pretending to be an alpha-omega pairing, which means they don’t like or are ashamed of being betas. therefore, ‘internalised beta-phobia’

    • @pickleswickles
      @pickleswickles Před 2 lety +101

      @@thatb1h855 my bad, meant the family is alpha-phobic and told them it was disappointing that they would want to be such vile sinners

  • @Kagenoaki
    @Kagenoaki Před 2 lety +3486

    The fanfic writer in me is both cringing and feels attacked, but at the same time, I am literally choking on my soda because I snorted while laughing!
    By the way, love the green eyeshadow!

    • @tansybean1854
      @tansybean1854 Před 2 lety +27

      Big mood

    • @jude8067
      @jude8067 Před 2 lety +16

      same tho 😂

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 Před 2 lety +29

      *Based Watpadd and or Ao3 writer.*

    • @Kagenoaki
      @Kagenoaki Před 2 lety +8

      @@60sspider-man29 I am mostly based o. Ao3, I recently migrated to WP, and still have my FF account. *glamcing at her accounts* I mostly just writing on ao3

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Kagenoaki nice. What do you write if you don't mind me asking?

  • @megan-im2ny
    @megan-im2ny Před 2 lety +15025

    this is too specific and every person who attended should be compensated w therapy

    • @raineecho4005
      @raineecho4005 Před 2 lety +181

      I need to be compensated w therapy for seeing something else Yaoi related. I will go into detail if you ask, so don’t ask because you will have regrets

    • @ohhellofuckoffyoutube
      @ohhellofuckoffyoutube Před 2 lety +38

      @@raineecho4005 can you elaborate on that?

    • @cr4zy_cycl0n3
      @cr4zy_cycl0n3 Před 2 lety +44

      @@raineecho4005 um. I have many questions. I will probably regret this but-care to elaborate?

    • @notyourdailyperson4535
      @notyourdailyperson4535 Před 2 lety +25

      @@raineecho4005 Elaborate?

    • @2bestfriends887
      @2bestfriends887 Před 2 lety +22

      @@raineecho4005 elaborate.

  • @RosasEnLaPrimavera
    @RosasEnLaPrimavera Před 2 lety +32968

    What a beautiful wedding i hope a free session of therapy is included in the gift for the guests!

  • @rafaelgomez6681
    @rafaelgomez6681 Před rokem +530

    My mom walked in while I was watching this all she heard was
    "Jason, you were here through every heat cycle", I'm dead meat

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Před rokem +23

      Bruh the same thing just happened to me while on the throne, I was wondering what the hell is going on and they walk on....like it's not what it looks like.

    • @adychap6463
      @adychap6463 Před rokem +14

      Throne? Dude……….are you like…….. ROYALTY?? 👀 How dare thy parental figures accuse you of doing the unholy? 👀 (this is a joke, I promise, please nobody get offended 🙏)

    • @Brendawallingbear
      @Brendawallingbear Před 11 měsíci +12

      If that's all she heard, say they're talking about helping with the laundry. Lol

    • @the_best_username
      @the_best_username Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@adychap6463maybe its throne as in.. porcelain throne? as in toilet? or maybe a chair, like a really fancy expensive gaming chair.. idrk

    • @lolno2259
      @lolno2259 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@adychap6463I think they just meant phone lmao

  • @olliez_oyster
    @olliez_oyster Před 2 lety +285

    “Your hole will always be there for me to use”
    *i cant anymore i need therapy*

    • @jerrycowpoke
      @jerrycowpoke Před 11 měsíci +7

      I’ll pay, let’s go together 😭

  • @kcabra95
    @kcabra95 Před 2 lety +6408

    Stanzi really said "let's take one of the cringiest things on the entire planet and make a video about it that will leave people in need for therapy"
    And I respect that

    • @sidharthmedepalli4564
      @sidharthmedepalli4564 Před 2 lety +14

      😂

    • @Ziwasi-jy1tl
      @Ziwasi-jy1tl Před 2 lety +11

      There's 469 likes and it's not me-

    • @Cloudipy
      @Cloudipy Před 2 lety +8

      I read this "i respect that" in Morticia Addams voice

    • @lisahowes4099
      @lisahowes4099 Před 2 lety +13

      I mean, if some people are into it its not very nice to call it cringy, because it really doesn't affect you if they enjoy that.

    • @sword51
      @sword51 Před 2 lety +33

      @@lisahowes4099 just because other people enjoy it doesn't mean it's not cringy.

  • @sWEEc
    @sWEEc Před 2 lety +6115

    As much as I enjoy omega verse fics, I'd die if I ever witnessed that in real life.

    • @flovonnejohnson707
      @flovonnejohnson707 Před 2 lety +119

      Same

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk Před 2 lety +418

      Oh absolutely, it should stay on a page only lol

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Před 2 lety +447

      Yep this is why fan fictions should only stay in fan fictions or your late night imaginations LMAO

    • @monaebreak561
      @monaebreak561 Před 2 lety +33

      I don't understand the lingo! 😔 But it sounds hot! 😍

    • @joycevillapena7286
      @joycevillapena7286 Před 2 lety +75

      I kinda want to witness it so I have something to talk about and die laughing of

  • @mariavi33
    @mariavi33 Před 2 lety +106

    The officiant and all of the guests spent the rest of the day questioning every life choice they had ever made

    • @Kfaircloth13457
      @Kfaircloth13457 Před 2 lety +5

      While I just question my reading choices.......😑

  • @Hanburger_man
    @Hanburger_man Před 2 lety +179

    "The day you marked me" every gacha story title

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato Před rokem +5

      Frrr

    • @willotree
      @willotree Před 5 měsíci

      Omegaverse is worse than gacha, Trust me🥲

    • @Hanburger_man
      @Hanburger_man Před 5 měsíci

      @@willotree I’m talking about the Gacha story that are centered around to omega verse pookie

    • @willotree
      @willotree Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@Hanburger_manoh .......... Oh no...

    • @willotree
      @willotree Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@Hanburger_man😮

  • @xthexpunisherx
    @xthexpunisherx Před 2 lety +18695

    That "Jesus Christ" was perfect

    • @GRIMIEY
      @GRIMIEY Před 2 lety +21

      It was tho

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Před 2 lety +5

      Fr

    • @selfpity5155
      @selfpity5155 Před 2 lety +4

      Anyone else curious wats on the paper, i tried screenshoting it and zoom in and repeat over and over on the zoomed pic, but it's to pixelated. :

    • @fefefan17
      @fefefan17 Před 2 lety +4

      IT WAS 😂

    • @inbreadibly_skyler5975
      @inbreadibly_skyler5975 Před 2 lety +10

      Jesus: Leave me the hell out of your nasty fantasies

  • @LunaSangwoo
    @LunaSangwoo Před 2 lety +7548

    "I will never forget the first time you knotted in me" I spit my fucking apple juice out.

    • @thehistoryandbooknerd8979
      @thehistoryandbooknerd8979 Před 2 lety +37

      Dave?

    • @miakihayami4519
      @miakihayami4519 Před 2 lety +139

      Sangwoo, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in your urn-- I mean, doing chores or something?

    • @LunaSangwoo
      @LunaSangwoo Před 2 lety +65

      @@miakihayami4519 stfu and unlock your door.

    • @rey_1874
      @rey_1874 Před 2 lety +21

      @@thehistoryandbooknerd8979 Homestuck reference?

    • @fulana_de_tal
      @fulana_de_tal Před 2 lety +12

      what is "fuckingapple"?

  • @salthera1673
    @salthera1673 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Love the way Stanzi puts the most subversive twists on any topic.
    This was beyond genius!

  • @LadyAlteria
    @LadyAlteria Před 2 lety +179

    I don't think I've laughed so much from being uncomfortable holy shit this is GOLD

  • @KareninaKahler
    @KareninaKahler Před 2 lety +1896

    The second-hand embarrassment and accompanying anxiety that I feel through the screen is unreal.

  • @ahnrhea4780
    @ahnrhea4780 Před 2 lety +1022

    This is not what I imagine when I'm reading fanfics. I don't know how my brain tricked me into thinking that their dialogues are normal.

    • @meldasaitama3449
      @meldasaitama3449 Před 2 lety +65

      Ikr. It is unreal. I love it though. That's why I like omegaverse. It gives me satisfaction that even bdsm yaoi can't.

    • @TheTrueKarin
      @TheTrueKarin Před 2 lety +29

      I find it so funny that suddenly the Omega marked the Alpha😂

    • @fruittree1670
      @fruittree1670 Před 2 lety +12

      What is this comment section!! What are you people into!! What the fuck! What the fuck! Jesus Christ imma have a stroke

    • @freegirl3786
      @freegirl3786 Před 2 lety +19

      @@fruittree1670 welcome to the internet dude😂😂 the deeper you get in, the more fucked up it is 😂😂

    • @fruittree1670
      @fruittree1670 Před 2 lety +10

      @@freegirl3786 help me

  • @celestiastra13
    @celestiastra13 Před rokem +9

    I hate that I understand every single term used here.

  • @SaraAli-bj6ft
    @SaraAli-bj6ft Před 2 lety +24

    The moment she said “ugh like so many”
    I bursted out laughing

  • @mochipii
    @mochipii Před 2 lety +5145

    I as an omegaverse enthusiast now realize how cringe everything about the genre until this video and i may or may not consume the content in the future.

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 Před 2 lety +1377

      this is why what happens in fanfiction, stays in fanfiction 💀

    • @oliverhatesgoogle9657
      @oliverhatesgoogle9657 Před 2 lety +756

      its not bad in writing, but it just isn't acceptable in our society, so enjoy your fanfic my friend

    • @communistsharks6889
      @communistsharks6889 Před 2 lety +368

      Saying it aloud makes it so much worse

    • @P.cookie
      @P.cookie Před 2 lety +231

      Of course it's cringe, but it's such an interesting worldin theory. If only more writers built on it...

    • @ceeree6
      @ceeree6 Před 2 lety +93

      Yea me too until I relize that another one of my yaois uploaded
      To anyone who reads this omegaverse is an addiction a curse and u will never stop reading

  • @jamiehamilton5133
    @jamiehamilton5133 Před 2 lety +548

    “I’d personally like to thank all of my beta friends for coming”

  • @misshauntedpoet
    @misshauntedpoet Před 2 lety +90

    “whenever i’m in a rut, your hole is there for me to use” oh mY GOD

  • @abyblue7287
    @abyblue7287 Před rokem +13

    The fact that I understood every single sentence when I def wouldn't have this time last year just shows how amazing 2022 has been for my reading history 💀

  • @LondonW08
    @LondonW08 Před 2 lety +12541

    “This is my nightmare” yep, a literal lucid nightmare
    Edit: uh- idk if my phone is glitching or what but does this have 12k likes-?

  • @Ant-xm1jz
    @Ant-xm1jz Před 2 lety +6961

    Imagine actually going through smth like this I feel it'd be just so chaotic and I'd enjoy all the chaos

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před rokem +17

    “Congrats on the marriage, now kindly leave and never return 🥰”

  • @horridnightmares1950
    @horridnightmares1950 Před rokem +9

    Just went through the five stages of grief in a matter of seconds.

  • @smol-coffeebean
    @smol-coffeebean Před 2 lety +793

    Just googled omegaverse. I'm not even surprised, that the whole thing started in the supernatural fandom

    • @guestacc8756
      @guestacc8756 Před 2 lety +29

      I NEED THERAPY WHY DID I LOOK IT UP???!!!!?:$:$:& EWWWWS

    • @cathipalmer8217
      @cathipalmer8217 Před 2 lety +124

      Star Trek, actually. You didn't read far enough.

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo Před 2 lety +24

      Who came up with this shit? Like who first came up with the concept? Was it a bio female? I bet it was a bio female lol GAAAAAAG...

    • @skh770
      @skh770 Před 2 lety +7

      That's a scurrilous lie! 😱

    • @yasspanda2559
      @yasspanda2559 Před rokem +32

      Apparently male Omegas can get pregnant? I-- 👁️👄👁️

  • @yumekocyan9069
    @yumekocyan9069 Před 2 lety +1158

    If i was at this wedding I'd be laughing and crying out of second hand embarrassment in the bathroom

    • @gabrielabatista6016
      @gabrielabatista6016 Před 2 lety +40

      Same mate. I would be there too histerically laughing and dying on the inside from all the cringe.
      After the ceremony ends, though, I would totally be the agent of chaos at the party, gotta watch the world burn you know?

    • @yumekocyan9069
      @yumekocyan9069 Před 2 lety +17

      @@gabrielabatista6016 so we both are dying in the bathroom from laughter and cringe at this point we should start makin our own party from the cringe of the "wedding"

    • @gabrielabatista6016
      @gabrielabatista6016 Před 2 lety +11

      @@yumekocyan9069 sure! I'll bring popcorn and some snacks to eat while we watch all the ensuing chaos from this cringe bomb.

    • @aspillust
      @aspillust Před 2 lety

      @@gabrielabatista6016 i would get up, leave, and throw up in my toilet

    • @serenitymorris3507
      @serenitymorris3507 Před 2 lety

      I'll bring my dog, he can provide us comfort from the cringe as we cry, he's big enough to share

  • @I_will_steal_ur_cookies
    @I_will_steal_ur_cookies Před rokem +4

    Funny she knows all theese things abt the fandom and how the worlds work-

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 Před 7 měsíci +3

    You know this is actually a lot more heartwarming and loving than most alpha-omega stories

  • @fulaninho1238
    @fulaninho1238 Před 2 lety +2544

    Truly something alpha to do 😔

  • @tsukishimakeianypronouns8054
    @tsukishimakeianypronouns8054 Před 2 lety +4956

    I unironically like omegaverse, but this is beyond cringe.

  • @nicolekenney2422
    @nicolekenney2422 Před rokem +6

    watching this video aloud with my homophobic christian parents around, without them being able to do anything about it, is so liberating.

  • @maksymilianszlezak2653
    @maksymilianszlezak2653 Před 2 lety +19

    Omegaverse is the only thing which makes me rethink my entire existence

  • @N_Vwls
    @N_Vwls Před 2 lety +1907

    I like the concept of an omegaverse, but honestly this makes me think that there should just be an omegaverse story where the author explores an omegaverse world, and not just romance or something.

    • @1AnimeChannel
      @1AnimeChannel Před 2 lety +214

      Especially with females, do they even exist, if male omega's can get pregnant does that mean female alphas have dongs? Why bonding is often portrayed to last till death or maybe it needs to be done repeatedly to keep its effect.

    • @souad3686
      @souad3686 Před 2 lety +89

      @@1AnimeChannel some omegaverse have this in their plot tho

    • @zari-06
      @zari-06 Před 2 lety +121

      @@1AnimeChannel in some omegaverse manga, all alphas regardless of gender can also get pregnant although their fertility rate is lower than omegas and betas. in some omegaverse manga, only omegas and betas can get pregnant. and yes, female alphas have dongs. it's honestly an interesting AU to explore.

    • @theuserexperience
      @theuserexperience Před 2 lety +63

      the only time i like omegaverse is in stories like that. i’ve seen stories where they explore the power dynamics and how they can be broken, otherwise i avoid it like the plague

    • @zuzanabartekova4823
      @zuzanabartekova4823 Před 2 lety +31

      @@1AnimeChannel different people have different rules. Some have all women being betas, some have low percentage of male omegas and female alphas...

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 Před 2 lety +1028

    The disappointed clapping at the end was flawless.
    Well... at least they are together where they can be alone and happy, instead of them being individually single, spreading their... preferences... to other people.

  • @NotyourNyx
    @NotyourNyx Před 2 lety +28

    “Oh this is my nightmare”
    Why do I kinda wanna go to this wedding just to watch it burn to the ground 🔥

  • @TheTishy44
    @TheTishy44 Před rokem +3

    Only people who read fanfic will understand this….and this was hilarious. Thank u.

  • @ididitagain3330
    @ididitagain3330 Před 2 lety +583

    I just imagine if their was an objection it would be another omega who was a side piece

  • @skye387
    @skye387 Před 2 lety +557

    I think....even in actual omegaverse thing, they wouldn't just talk about those in weddings ._.

    • @devilovesdevil
      @devilovesdevil Před 2 lety +84

      That's what I thought lmao it's like saying in a regular wedding someone is just shouting about their sex life.

    • @professionalrockeater
      @professionalrockeater Před 2 lety +132

      @@devilovesdevil "Jeremy, I'll never forget how horrible you are at sex. You're literally so terrible. Your mother was better at this than you.I love you and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 😊"

    • @devilovesdevil
      @devilovesdevil Před 2 lety +20

      @@professionalrockeater exactly this lmao

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer Před 2 lety +30

      Depends on the verse. Those horrible creepy Handmaids Tale-type ones might have a lot of sex talk in the vows.

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 Před 2 lety +20

      @@Catalina-Winemixer tbf the handmaid’s tale is a book about the sexual slavery of ppl who can bear children and the whole society is super sex-oriented, so not too surprised

  • @sunlitraven9401
    @sunlitraven9401 Před 2 lety +16

    "Disappointed clapping" honestly, mood.

  • @every1lovesBATMAN
    @every1lovesBATMAN Před 2 lety +4

    “I will never forget the first time you knotted in me.” JESUS FU*KING CHRISTz

  • @idrlc2123
    @idrlc2123 Před 2 lety +494

    Bruh I read that shit for fun and this is fucking hilarious

    • @youcantescapethegarf5744
      @youcantescapethegarf5744 Před 2 lety +12

      For fun. Totally just for fun 😉😉😉😉😉

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 2 lety +31

      @@youcantescapethegarf5744 tbh most fanfictions I read are just for shiτs n giggles cause some of the stuff people write is just too ridiculous

    • @floreezejhiafrancia3596
      @floreezejhiafrancia3596 Před 2 lety +7

      True i read the weirdest most cringey shit sometimes just to laugh at them for hours on end and have a great excuse to scream obscenities in my room🤣🤣

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 Před 2 lety +1

      do your thing, if its just enjoyment that doesnt harm anyone you guys can keep enjoying it and laughing at the jokes

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 Před 2 lety +2

      I don't, but I've been in all the worst (best) places on the internet and "the first time you knotted in me" had me fucking dead

  • @thepinch1839
    @thepinch1839 Před 2 lety +315

    I had to Google what this was and Ive never been more unsettled.

    • @joshuarichards8065
      @joshuarichards8065 Před 2 lety +29

      Thanks, that tells me enough to not google it.

    • @TheRandomusagi
      @TheRandomusagi Před 2 lety +19

      Your PfP is the perfect reaction

    • @gabrielabatista6016
      @gabrielabatista6016 Před 2 lety +37

      @@joshuarichards8065 yeah, don't. Just don't man. But just as a note from a fanfic veteran, this would be like, the epitome of unsettling cringe, basically; think like that person who has some weird fantasies and 0 notion of how humans actually work and all (like a weeaboo that thinks anime is an accurate representation of Japan and tries to act out their anime stuff, awkwardly uses some basic Japanese words in the middle of phrases and all, for example), then make two of them, and put them together, this short is the result of that.

    • @flovonnejohnson707
      @flovonnejohnson707 Před 2 lety +15

      What's worse is that compared to most omegaverse content this would be fluff and is extremely tame lol smh

    • @fakelu8576
      @fakelu8576 Před 2 lety +12

      You think fanfic omegaverse is bad? Wait until you see role play omegaverse. Now, that stuff is cringe, weird and messed up.

  • @malacai648
    @malacai648 Před 2 lety +2

    I was crying tears of joy, this was the most beautiful union of two people I have seen 😭. May they forever love in holey mate-ramony🥰

  • @ilariacapasso520
    @ilariacapasso520 Před 2 lety +20

    This things are better read...than witnessed...I felt the embarrassment 😃

  • @mslittlegoodytwoshoes
    @mslittlegoodytwoshoes Před 2 lety +7

    i love the way this makes my skin crawl thank you

  • @sadia6503
    @sadia6503 Před 2 lety +168

    Omegaverse is so much more cringe when I'm not reading it in the dead of night, I am in so much pain

  • @Dutch62791
    @Dutch62791 Před 2 lety +62

    Hilarious, my best friend who was a comedian passed away a couple days ago would love all of your content and I know 100 percent she would be laughing so hard with your videos!!! Thank you for making your hilarious videos, you are providing people like me a place to laugh and I am so sad about my best friend dying that I can't believe I can actually laugh when I watch your videos!!! She would want me to laugh, it's all she ever wanted as a stand up comedian on and off stage. Thank you so much for your videos. "I love you Holly, see you in the sunflowers." 🌻

    • @korkinalina
      @korkinalina Před 2 lety +3

      You're strong, Nicole. Your friend would've be happy to see you laugh

  • @glitch-3107
    @glitch-3107 Před rokem +1

    I thought the line was, "Everytime I'm in a rut, you'll be there to read me smut ❤️."

  • @atlasintokyo1752
    @atlasintokyo1752 Před 2 lety +77

    Literally you posted this right as I was telling my roommate about the omega verse and how stupid I find people who actually call themselves an alpha because every time someone calls himself an alpha I think of this type of shit I think of this one omega verse web toon I read where this sigma became an omega and he and was fucked by an alpha and I won’t ever forget that

    • @M1ntP0ppy
      @M1ntP0ppy Před 2 lety +14

      You've seen literal horrors
      My commiserations to you fam🤧🤧

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 2 lety +6

      Lmao this is so specific

    • @atlasintokyo1752
      @atlasintokyo1752 Před 2 lety +2

      @@pissapocalypse bc its true lmao

    • @simmie912
      @simmie912 Před 2 lety +2

      I've also read the sigma webtoon one and it just completely ruined any of the "sigma male mindset" videos I come across afterward lmao

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 Před 2 lety +1

      The entire concept of Alpha is incorrect too. It was a study done in wolves that wasn’t even conducted correctly. They used wild and unrelated wolves when most packs are actually all family. “Alphas” are the parents, plain and simple.
      So as you can imagine, little old me that just watched nat geo wild stuff was confused when reading the first alpha and omega fanfiction. I was like. “How is he the alpha? He’s not protecting, providing, or guiding people to be better! He’s an arrogant asshole!”
      I- I learnt a lot way too fast

  • @-satanicpanic-
    @-satanicpanic- Před 2 lety +299

    Okay but like, as someone who read omegaverse fanfic this is pretty tame, idk maybe I've just been desensitized to this shit

    • @zuzanabartekova4823
      @zuzanabartekova4823 Před 2 lety +76

      Yeah, like, where is the public knotting, the treating omegas like second class citizens, the "you are my property now, bitch" stuff?
      This is just fluff
      (I'm joking, for anyone who cares)

    • @thehistoryandbooknerd8979
      @thehistoryandbooknerd8979 Před 2 lety +25

      @@zuzanabartekova4823 Jesus Christ

    • @sleepnow3053
      @sleepnow3053 Před 2 lety +1

      True

    • @flovonnejohnson707
      @flovonnejohnson707 Před 2 lety +21

      I think it's the hearing it out loud that makes it seem so "crazy".cause if this was being read it would definitely be in the fluff side of omegaverse content lol

    • @OReily08080
      @OReily08080 Před 2 lety +1

      @@flovonnejohnson707 true

  • @malcomchess405
    @malcomchess405 Před rokem +2

    disappointed clapping is my general response to life

  • @kimberlypascua8020
    @kimberlypascua8020 Před 2 lety +2

    "Ugh, like so many."
    *stunned and speechless*

  • @annef0x
    @annef0x Před 2 lety +320

    In the words of our beloved "Not a Horse" Rider Wesley,
    *Jesus Fucking Christ.*

  • @starlight7495
    @starlight7495 Před 2 lety +66

    That priest deserves a raise because of this

  • @magicshruums1014
    @magicshruums1014 Před 2 lety +3

    STOP ILL NEVER FORGIVE MY BREEDING KINK-

  • @ZoeThomson00
    @ZoeThomson00 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how even the title of this video has a sad face

  • @jadaw644
    @jadaw644 Před 2 lety +129

    I love and despise this. 😭

  • @cjo_o6501
    @cjo_o6501 Před 2 lety +579

    I- no words….. EXCEPT FOR CONGRATS ON THE EPIC WEDDING 👏🥺
    I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDNT CRY ✋😭

    • @evalynrose8608
      @evalynrose8608 Před 2 lety +10

      I love the sincerity of this response

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 Před 2 lety

      @@evalynrose8608 you mean how theres none

  • @diamond_0613
    @diamond_0613 Před 2 lety +1

    The last type of au i expected to be turned into a 5d storytelling.. yet here we are 🥲

  • @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311

    It's this sort of sweat-inducing nightmare cringe that makes me so glad to be English and uptight🤣🤣

  • @beepboopbeep5369
    @beepboopbeep5369 Před 2 lety +47

    This is what takes me out when grown men and women use the "omegaverse" terms in a "i am better than normal humans" kind of way 😭 i hope they never find that a bund of teens use the same exact terms for something quite different because its just so funny- 😭😭

    • @wintrysnowflake3385
      @wintrysnowflake3385 Před 2 lety +5

      I remember the sigma thing that went viral on twitter lmao, and I was like, "Are the cishet men okay? They're making new omegaverse lore--"

  • @DemonKingOfSalvation9158
    @DemonKingOfSalvation9158 Před 2 lety +187

    I do like omegaverse but only as long as it stays purely fictional

    • @komalkuku
      @komalkuku Před 2 lety +6

      Same

    • @raidenkonkon
      @raidenkonkon Před 2 lety +6

      This made me realise how fucking horrifying it is. I'll leave that sub gener alonw for a while...
      untill I gotta update my ao3 account 💀

    • @DragonBox.
      @DragonBox. Před 2 lety +2

      exactly.

  • @korosensielover6976
    @korosensielover6976 Před 2 lety +2

    If I were in this wedding I would be crying in pain this is so painful to watch and listen

    • @skywatcher6106
      @skywatcher6106 Před 2 lety

      Unless you're a therapist. Then it becomes a meet-and-greet for your new clients

  • @RIZZLEY_WRIOTHESLEY
    @RIZZLEY_WRIOTHESLEY Před 2 lety +2

    IT'S NOT A MISTAKE✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

  • @suki9438
    @suki9438 Před 2 lety +84

    With how many of these she’s made and the quality of what the characters say… She’s had to have read more than enough of that au. She either liked it at one point, or is extremely masochistic to read these

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 Před 2 lety +169

    I mean… if you are into the omega verse then that’s ok… I guess. Just deal with it like everyone deals with their weird taste in fan fiction *alone, in private, never to be seen or witnessed by ANYONE!*

  • @hedgeater
    @hedgeater Před 11 měsíci +1

    cried. this was so beautiful 😭🫶

  • @CasualGontasimp
    @CasualGontasimp Před rokem +5

    This is really weird but…
    Why does this relationship seem really healthy?

  • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
    @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks Před 2 lety +55

    As someone who’s super into omegaverse this shit is hilarious af X’DD Jesus Christ.

  • @arsena5209
    @arsena5209 Před 2 lety +76

    Isn't it the Alpha that marks the Omega and not the other way around? Pretty sure they do it by biting the Omega on the back of their neck or somewhere around there. I can't get over the fact that the guy who's the Omega's name is something so basic yet so odd like Henry. That caught me off guard lmao

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk Před 2 lety +21

      Maybe they're one of those unconventional couples and the alpha agreed to be marked? 😂 What confuses me more is why they're getting married when the marking thing usually starts a bond?? 🤷

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 Před 2 lety +3

      @@madeniquevanwyk Perhaps so 😂 The marriage thing doesn't really confuse me though, since this situation is supposed to take place in the real world with the couple roleplaying omegaverse so there's different rules and stuff 🤓

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 Před 2 lety

      since it's not actually omegaverse obviously lol

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk Před 2 lety +1

      @@arsena5209 true true, some compromises have to be made since none of it actually happens eep 🙈😂

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 Před 2 lety +10

      It’s all up to authors preference since there is no ground rules for most things and the dynamics shift accordingly. I e read some where both can bite, but society deemed it weak for alphas to allow their omega too and some bullshit, that normally the main couple flips off and does anyway.

  • @Carbs_
    @Carbs_ Před rokem +2

    I love how done the priest sounds while doing this 💀

  • @friendlyneighborhoodpretty7143

    Lmao just sent this to my friend with no context other than "hey remember that one haikyuu fanfic we read"

  • @cr4zy_cycl0n3
    @cr4zy_cycl0n3 Před 2 lety +116

    Disclaimer: Every guest attending this...wedding will be compensated with 1 year of therapy to recover from this traumatic experience
    I however will never recover. I have never had such a compulsion to jump off a cliff as I have now. Goodbye cruel world, I can only hope for this event to be erased from my memory in the afterlife.

  • @YourMomDotComForwardSlashBalls

    This hurts in a way that words fail to describe but I’ve also watched this like 20 times now

  • @ryugalul3414
    @ryugalul3414 Před 2 lety +1

    it's both beautiful and mentally scaring to hear them talk about the breeding

  • @leopardsun
    @leopardsun Před 4 měsíci +1

    The fact that I understand every word of this makes me part of the problem.

  • @romydearest5031
    @romydearest5031 Před 2 lety +22

    thank you for giving me “disappointed clapping”

  • @lexlin8208
    @lexlin8208 Před 2 lety +156

    the only omegaverse thing I've ever read was a larry stylinson fan fic and I regretted it after, now that I'm seeing more of this stuff I really wanna cry bc it makes me cringe so much

    • @hannahmew9194
      @hannahmew9194 Před 2 lety +14

      It’s so bad you come back to it when you need to loose faith in society and gain some self confidence

    • @yehawitsackerman7829
      @yehawitsackerman7829 Před 2 lety +4

      I SWEAR TO GOD OMEGAVERSE NEEDS TO STOP BEING WRITTEN. THERE ARE BETTER GENRES OF FANFIC OUT THERE PEOPLE.🤌

    • @KAITHEINVADER56
      @KAITHEINVADER56 Před 2 lety +7

      @@yehawitsackerman7829 omegaverse is fine. As long as it isn't acted out in public😂. Also fanfics about real people need stop being made. I used to do it and I feel horrible about it now

    • @lexlin8208
      @lexlin8208 Před 2 lety

      @@KAITHEINVADER56 ok i understand the first part but thats the whole thing about "fan" fiction its about real people

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lexlin8208 The whole point of fanfic is _not_ it being about real people. Have you ever even read fanfic? Doesn't sound like it.

  • @SAMMYTHEEDITMAKER
    @SAMMYTHEEDITMAKER Před rokem +1

    "I will never forget the first time you knotted in me."
    I stopped there
    😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @sara.othman
    @sara.othman Před 2 lety +1

    THAT FIRST VOW HAS THROWN ME BACK INTO MY FANFIC PHASE BACK IN 2016, DEAR GOD-

  • @tomm.catt.9911
    @tomm.catt.9911 Před 2 lety +25

    As someone who used to read fics like that, it's pretty accurate. This is hilarious 😂

  • @brothersco8723
    @brothersco8723 Před 2 lety +18

    The omegaverse genre is very particular, my first fanfiction in this genre had me worried and scared of the author. After the whole " heat/rut" thing , I was left speechless and I'm not a vanilla reader , it was just pure shock 😳

  • @iseeyousworld
    @iseeyousworld Před 2 lety +6

    Stanzis own reactions to her skits are what makes them extra gold 😂

  • @ganyusimp3016
    @ganyusimp3016 Před 2 lety +4

    I was literally laughing so hard, I hope I never have to attend a wedding like this

  • @heathli6299
    @heathli6299 Před 2 lety +18

    “Every time I’m in a rut, your hole is there for me to use”

  • @adriellym7698
    @adriellym7698 Před 2 lety +10

    I Googled the topic because of the family gathering omega thing, and now I wonder how all my decisions culminated into this moment here, watching this.

  • @StarsnNights
    @StarsnNights Před 2 lety +1

    The "Jesus Christ" was awesome..!!😂😂

  • @sukarin_senpai
    @sukarin_senpai Před rokem +2

    The fact that I understand all of those omegaverse terms 😫
    I read way to many haha 😅

  • @vixyvix371
    @vixyvix371 Před 2 lety +3

    Every sentence of this feels like being subjected to psychological horror but without the relief of knowing that its all in your head

  • @miri_cha
    @miri_cha Před 2 lety +55

    You know this (omegaverse) is fine when I'm reading a doujin. BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL. IN REAL LIFE, THIS WOULD BE MY WORST NIGHTMARE, LIKE KILL ME ON THE SPOT I- yeah...

  • @xxFRANKENBANANAxx
    @xxFRANKENBANANAxx Před 2 lety +1

    I had to wake up at 6am for work today and watching this on my toilet break made my life okay again

  • @TaydaAlook-ye4bv
    @TaydaAlook-ye4bv Před 9 měsíci +1

    God…holding my laughter was harder than I thought 😂
    (My sister is sleep next to me)