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  • @PureBreadCat
    @PureBreadCat Před rokem +87233

    “Her skin was like coffee, coffee that was mostly milk because she was white”

    • @Lolamy
      @Lolamy Před rokem +4958

      Stanziiii

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 Před rokem +6463

      Don't forget the appropriate amount of freckles

    • @FantaLain
      @FantaLain Před rokem +864

      MiLkYyyyy

    • @Mari_iii
      @Mari_iii Před rokem +3808

      "No one noticed her"
      "Everyone called her abs for short"

    • @Harmony_.musicnotesemoji.
      @Harmony_.musicnotesemoji. Před rokem +2780

      “Her name was Aurora Borealis, abs for short”
      (Probably paraphrasing??)

  • @agame2593
    @agame2593 Před rokem +16154

    "Her breast breasted breastily" this isn't real but it very well could be

    • @aurorahughes9559
      @aurorahughes9559 Před rokem +350

      It probably is somewhere...
      I'm pretty sure I've seen that somewhere before, but I don't remember.

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Před rokem

      She breasted boobily and titted downwards.

    • @eggcosplays7924
      @eggcosplays7924 Před rokem +230

      Pretty sure there was a very similar line in a King novel

    • @Auduux
      @Auduux Před rokem +69

      @@eggcosplays7924 WHAT LMAO

    • @samilodoesart
      @samilodoesart Před rokem

      Breasting boobily

  • @Variadee_BOB
    @Variadee_BOB Před 3 dny +77

    “Woman weak..Man strong!!!” She whispered
    WTF-

  • @Cardboard_Stitches
    @Cardboard_Stitches Před 3 měsíci +3680

    "Her ovaries could sense the strong male presence in the room, her womb thumped"

    • @maggs-zo8um
      @maggs-zo8um Před 2 měsíci +514

      “I hear your woomb beat to the beat of the drum” 🎼

    • @Tyree-to1yc
      @Tyree-to1yc Před 2 měsíci +83

      ​@@maggs-zo8umLMAO😭😭💀

    • @mehersharma7123
      @mehersharma7123 Před 2 měsíci +82

      ​@@maggs-zo8um IM FCKING CRYING 😭

    • @wuzfang
      @wuzfang Před 2 měsíci +71

      A/B/O fanfics be like:

    • @crescent_sun482
      @crescent_sun482 Před měsícem +39

      is this a real sentence from a real book because istg

  • @the._.musical._.flute._
    @the._.musical._.flute._ Před rokem +24624

    Male writers be like:
    She never wore makeup, but her eyelashes touched her eyebrows and her lips were red as a rose. Natural-not like other girls. Her cheeks were a perfect pinkish hue.

    • @flamingarbre1284
      @flamingarbre1284 Před rokem +1959

      Lmao sooo painfully accurate. And don't forget the skin! Always smooth, soft, supple, flawless, described usually as some kind of food (why) 💀 and it's always men writing what they want to do to women. When they describe physical features in a weird way it's so obviously just a reflection of their fantasy. No wonder why we get creeped out.

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Před rokem +478

      See, this is insane!
      Look, I want to try and write fan fiction, and thankfully, anybody who would read it would know the general description of the characters. But I would try to describe it like this:
      She seemed extremely general, however, she did have white strands in her auburn hair. He couldn’t tell if they were natural or not, so he assumed the latter. She wasn’t wearing make-up, he assumes she hadn’t in a while, seeing how well her skin was kept. (Fun fact about make-up, it really does mess with your skin, it tends to make things like blackheads and pimples worse because it covers your pores) Her eyes were a nice and simple brown, but looking closer…specks of blue? Odd, but oddly alluring. He realized he’s been microanalyzing her for a few minutes now, and she was staring back in return
      So, whaddaya think? Again, I’ve never written a piece of fiction.

    • @rathost7996
      @rathost7996 Před rokem +278

      ​​​@@Un.knowns This is pretty good! Unless you're making a comic, I'd put the skin color in there. For example let's just say whoever the girl you're describing is black.
      If you don't want to say straight up she's black then you could say:
      "Her skin is tanned"
      "her skin is dark in color"
      "Her skin is bronze"
      Etc. Just search up names for skin tones.
      For lighter tones: "Her skin is pale"
      Though, that is overused.
      "her skin is like the color of sand"
      "Her skin complexion is like porcelain"
      "Her ivory skin was rough"
      These are quite better, and don't make the character seem like a vampire.
      The last one throws in her skin color, but it also does a good job describing the skin texture. You can do that for every description of skin color.

    • @rathost7996
      @rathost7996 Před rokem +197

      ​​@@Un.knowns And instead of saying- "She seemed extremely general," you could say, "She looked completely generic."
      Or
      "She looked extremely generic."

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Před rokem +95

      @@rathost7996 Thank you for the tips! I’m busy with school since it’s finals time, and I’m also busy during the summer, so I don’t know if I will get to it or not. Maybe I can work on the draft during musical rehearsal…
      In any case, I do really appreciate your help with descriptions, because I’m not the best at it, or any fiction pieces actually. I’m not great at writing in general

  • @rachelwalmart
    @rachelwalmart Před rokem +19471

    "She was glimmering in the sun, her baked skin scrumptious in the light. Her cheekbones were flawless, her womb fertile. I waved hello. Her nipples waved back."

    • @Shield954
      @Shield954 Před rokem +1202

      HELP 😂😂😂

    • @laurenaspreyart
      @laurenaspreyart Před rokem +1926

      I swear, everyone in this comment section could club together to write the most successful comedy fantasy novel to have ever graced the shelves😂

    • @Music_studios26
      @Music_studios26 Před rokem +157

      @@laurenaspreyart Fr

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Před rokem +454

      That first sentence sounds like a roast chicken fresh from the rotisserie XD

    • @hayleyhodgdon6148
      @hayleyhodgdon6148 Před rokem +78

      this is the best one

  • @cosygoose1813
    @cosygoose1813 Před 9 dny +268

    *meanwhile female authors writing a description of gays like they have never met one.

    • @Zero_crumbs_left_0_1
      @Zero_crumbs_left_0_1 Před dnem +6

      We agree that writers should write things they know about 😂😂😂

    • @scaradopted
      @scaradopted Před 21 hodinou +6

      that's why we love Mr. Riordan for putting in extensive research to write his homos

  • @ghoetzinjal2660
    @ghoetzinjal2660 Před 3 měsíci +685

    “Her smiled showed her beautiful teeth like a piano not because they were white, but because they both had gaps.”

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 Před 2 měsíci +43

      Her diastema perfectly matched the sharp contrast of naturals and accidentals seen on a piano. 😍😍

    • @Flow-Fi-
      @Flow-Fi- Před měsícem +8

      @@alfredandersson875 I hollered

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Před měsícem +7

      ​@@alfredandersson875 😭😭😭

    • @yoho.com234
      @yoho.com234 Před 9 dny

      😭stop I really can't take this comment section

    • @btsdefender_
      @btsdefender_ Před 9 hodinami

      im crying 😭

  • @peachr384
    @peachr384 Před rokem +29351

    Men write two types of women: damsel (with no agency and mommy milkers) or badass ( also with no agency and mommy milkers but this time with GUN)

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 Před rokem

      And woman less desirable if she has titty bitties and thick thighs, resembling a pear. But she tries for male validation... To no avail.. so she's delegated as a minor character like a healer or -slave- servant

    • @Blind_Eye046
      @Blind_Eye046 Před rokem

      THEY'VE GOT TITTIES AND A SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!

    • @Sommer00
      @Sommer00 Před rokem +1519

      That's what i noticed, wether they portray women weak or strong she's still treated like a sex object. No difference.
      Especially the mommy stuff, sex object. No matter what role a woman plays or her position of power shes always a sex object in the end. Male sexuality by nature is selfish. Female orgasm or enjoyments is something they just don't view as important. Can't name any category where female orgasm is a point of arousal for males.

    • @poisonberry3885
      @poisonberry3885 Před rokem +248

      The only difference is how they could kill you

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Před rokem +133

      your pfp jump scared me for a sec cause i have the same one

  • @BRITISH_AIRLINES_NO-FLY_LIST

    'Her name was Aurora Borialis, but people called her Abs for short. She was different, not like other girls. She had an appropriate amount of freckles and lavender gold eyes that shined like glitter. She would cut out pages of bibles to make paper swans and didn't care what people thought of her.' - Stanzi.

    • @Kandy-Kween
      @Kandy-Kween Před rokem +137

      I feel like it was Aurora Borealis, but maybe that was a different video

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Před rokem +204

      She was different, not like other girls. Her brain had been put in a jar to pilot a 100 ton Atlas Assault Mech with LBX10 Autocannons and Streak SRM-6 Racks which she used to destroy Clanner Scum for the glory of House Steiner!
      . . .
      Am I doing it right? XD

    • @occhaossoup9819
      @occhaossoup9819 Před rokem +38

      IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AURORA BOREALIS CRUSH MANKIND?

    • @Lizardman-lt3pp
      @Lizardman-lt3pp Před rokem +3

      I don’t get it

    • @Warloser360
      @Warloser360 Před rokem +41

      @@Bustermachinesmh at these unrealistic beauty standards. You think everyone can afford that kinda weaponry in this economy?

  • @edubflameface5499
    @edubflameface5499 Před měsícem +608

    It's the same thing for female authors. Fifty shades, twighlight, even war cross.

    • @cryptogenik
      @cryptogenik Před 26 dny +178

      Right - some authors just suck - kind of a sexist take.

    • @poulinhp
      @poulinhp Před 25 dny +23

      Thank you

    • @proto_carl8404
      @proto_carl8404 Před 19 dny

      Yeah, but this Channel is here to propagate a toxic viewpoint of the world, your point is valid and real but nobody here is going to listen and instead focuses on their agenda as an oppressed minority so, though factually right, your point is simultaneously invalid due to close mindedness

    • @NiceIndeed
      @NiceIndeed Před 18 dny +84

      Thank you. I was wondering why she acted like male authors don’t write good fantasy books. Lord of the rings? A song of ice and fire? Come on. That’s just sexist

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 18 dny +17

      Indeed. Its worldwide too. People just don't understand the subject and yet have the absolute confidence to write it.

  • @alexrosas5788
    @alexrosas5788 Před 15 dny +42

    Both male and females have sexist takes in novels if you want good unbiased writing in a novel read Blood Meridian

    • @however-yh2jy
      @however-yh2jy Před 9 dny +7

      Best. Book. Ever. If you have a strong enough stomach that is. Never be a movie though.

  • @wiffywiffy7896
    @wiffywiffy7896 Před rokem +7648

    "She came running her breasts were flying everywhere like beachballs caught in a hurricane"

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Před rokem +10135

    I'll never understand why authors can't just rub one out _before_ they start writing 💀

    • @Casperhateslife
      @Casperhateslife Před rokem +726

      Horny is the only emotion they can use to write

    • @gem9535
      @gem9535 Před rokem +309

      This is actually lowkey good advice 😂

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Před rokem +178

      Oddly enough, it’s easier to think with one hand occupied. For me at least, I tend to fidget with my paper edge sometimes.

    • @solarisjade2292
      @solarisjade2292 Před rokem +52

      you have no idea how hard i laughed at this omfg 😂😂

    • @Silksper
      @Silksper Před rokem +126

      @@Un.knownsbro I think that’s adhd

  • @feebee4451
    @feebee4451 Před 2 měsíci +94

    I read a book that introduced a character with,”She had breast, for she was female.”

    • @K0ppyTherian
      @K0ppyTherian Před 16 dny +13

      BYE.

    • @vaibhav9788
      @vaibhav9788 Před 9 dny +8

      Author's got a point tho

    • @_StrayKidsForever_
      @_StrayKidsForever_ Před 4 dny

      “She had perfect ZZ size chest, perky boobs that smiled at the sight of me. They were full and well sized”

    • @aarengraves9962
      @aarengraves9962 Před 2 dny

      saying this out of context exposes your stupidity

  • @Gacha.wolfie1839
    @Gacha.wolfie1839 Před 3 měsíci +276

    Rick Riordan in the corner with several badass female characters

    • @S1lenaz_N3ckl4c3
      @S1lenaz_N3ckl4c3 Před měsícem +11

      Real though (piper’s eh though)

    • @Gacha.wolfie1839
      @Gacha.wolfie1839 Před měsícem +8

      @S1lena_IsThe1_4U no no she's badass if anything it's drew that's ok. Wait no even drew is written pretty good

    • @S1lenaz_N3ckl4c3
      @S1lenaz_N3ckl4c3 Před měsícem +11

      @@Gacha.wolfie1839 Piper never really interested me (I love all the Aphrodite cabin members they’re just icons especially lacy and drew)

    • @Gacha.wolfie1839
      @Gacha.wolfie1839 Před měsícem +1

      @S1lena_IsThe1_4U well it's your opinion

    • @PuppetIsTheBest
      @PuppetIsTheBest Před měsícem +2

      reyna was so iconic tbh

  • @perpetual_sigh
    @perpetual_sigh Před 11 měsíci +20409

    "And she boobily breasted down the stairs because she was a female woman girl."

  • @natecorsn9097
    @natecorsn9097 Před 10 měsíci +9852

    “She rolled her eyes. Her breasts seemed to roll with them in unison.”

  • @Zombie_Trooper
    @Zombie_Trooper Před 9 dny +4

    Funny, because there's literally a whole genre of fiction called Harlequin Romance designed to objectify the male form, but whatever....

  • @cozmamosh3610
    @cozmamosh3610 Před měsícem +104

    It's not a male author problem it is a bad writer problem. And by simply saying that it's a male writer thing not only excuses bad writing from other people that aren't man but also leaves the male author with the excuse of "Oh! It's just brightly colored haired feminists that will never live a happy life that hate my thing."

    • @im_in_ur_walls_run
      @im_in_ur_walls_run Před 20 dny +18

      agreed! however (in my experience at least) it is more common for male authors to do that to female characters, so thats probably why she did it from this point of view :)

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus Před 19 dny +20

      ​@@im_in_ur_walls_run Have you ever read female author romance stories? Those books are plagues.

    • @im_in_ur_walls_run
      @im_in_ur_walls_run Před 19 dny +3

      @@Xeno_Solarus yes i have! There are 100% examples of this scenario in gender swapped situations, however it is more common for these to happen when a man is writing a female character.

    • @52andtuck
      @52andtuck Před 7 dny +2

      Male author gets a barrage of hate comments on book that has female characters. Next book, doesn't have female characters. Reviews: ohh he doesn't put women in his stories. Screw him. Next book doesn't contain humans. Ohhh the tree had female characteristics and was unable to move or defend herse..GTFO

    • @doodleoffice221
      @doodleoffice221 Před 7 dny

      chill, female authors get dogpilled everyday for this, if anything this is the first time I've seen any man being critiqued, I didn't even know they wrote crap like that it's just funny

  • @luner_eclipse_studios1719
    @luner_eclipse_studios1719 Před 11 měsíci +7993

    "she was stick thin... Except her massive boobs that were 30 pounds each. She never wore makeup, because she was born with natural lash extensions, lipstick, eyeshadow and blush."

  • @Silliestfriend
    @Silliestfriend Před rokem +4955

    “She was called Aurora borealis,everyone called her abs,for short,she has a permanent disease that stopped her from growing body hair,but allowed her to grow eyebrows,curvy eyelashes and long beautiful hair” 💀

    • @Luna_tech2
      @Luna_tech2 Před 11 měsíci +154

      I feel like I’ve seen that before

    • @Silliestfriend
      @Silliestfriend Před 11 měsíci +50

      @@Luna_tech2 Where? Genuinely asking lol I don’t think I ever saw that-

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 Před 11 měsíci +116

      So she had Alexandria's Genesis?

    • @Silliestfriend
      @Silliestfriend Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@andromeda_va39 what?💀

    • @Mondkreischer
      @Mondkreischer Před 11 měsíci +261

      ​@@SilliestfriendI think it's one of Stanzi Potenzas Reels

  • @transgirltalks1140
    @transgirltalks1140 Před 19 dny +43

    She should read how female authors write men in their "romance" books

    • @52andtuck
      @52andtuck Před 7 dny +11

      Exactly. It's 50 50 bruh. Grass is just as dirty and brown and dead on the other side.

  • @Ruin_Walker
    @Ruin_Walker Před měsícem +27

    Best line I have ever seen "nipples as pink as a guinea pigs eye"
    Equally as funny, a women writing about a man "his heft, his twin cargo holds radiated heat like a hot steam engine." Hahaha choo choo
    Listen, I love nsfw in my stories, books, comics, manga... but that shit ain't even sexy.. I'm laughing my ass off. Oftentimes, the most basic descriptions are better than the weird and wacky ones that attempt to be sexy.

  • @angryrash8798
    @angryrash8798 Před rokem +8159

    “Her rose red lips pursed in silent disapproval as her smooth eyebrows gently furrowed and her boobs frowned”

  • @ellaadams1589
    @ellaadams1589 Před rokem +4668

    Her name was Aurora Borealis and she wasn't like other girls

  • @P30niez
    @P30niez Před 2 měsíci +51

    "her beauty illuminated the room, but, not like the other girls.. I waved, her breast burned red as her frail hand silently waved back" 😭

  • @YTflop420
    @YTflop420 Před 4 měsíci +40

    "Woman weak... Man strong..." 💀

    • @Zandacross77
      @Zandacross77 Před 5 dny +1

      Nothing wrong with it

    • @Melody_BonBon
      @Melody_BonBon Před 4 dny

      ​@@Zandacross77 UH... Just because *man* have more stronger physique than women.. doesn't necessarily mean women are weak?

  • @nethertaxi3719
    @nethertaxi3719 Před rokem +8193

    male authors write like 13 y/o wattpad smut authors who have only ever interacted with one woman in their life

    • @lavenderskies11
      @lavenderskies11 Před rokem +136

      IM WHEEZING

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Před rokem +219

      My favorite book series is written by a guy and has a really good female protag, but then there’s the plan creepy ones…😭💀

    • @Arch-Vex
      @Arch-Vex Před rokem +111

      And it was their mother 2 weeks after their birth (she left and never came back)

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 Před rokem +89

      Aren't the majority of Wattpad writers women between like 12-22

    • @illdecidelater630
      @illdecidelater630 Před rokem +16

      If all ur looking for is cheesy romance then ya that's what ur gonna find buddy.

  • @ireallylikenuggets9490
    @ireallylikenuggets9490 Před rokem +2378

    "Her skin was smooth, like chocolate.."
    "White chocolate.."

    • @slitherthewizardofwither6959
      @slitherthewizardofwither6959 Před 11 měsíci +11

      Hahahaha

    • @malachi3369
      @malachi3369 Před 11 měsíci +11

      I dont get it. Why is everyone calling the women white?

    • @BethGoat
      @BethGoat Před 11 měsíci +74

      ​@@malachi3369because chances are they like white women and "aren't" racist

    • @ireallylikenuggets9490
      @ireallylikenuggets9490 Před 11 měsíci +44

      @@malachi3369 male authors have a tendency to whitewash their love interest in their books

    • @treymoment
      @treymoment Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@ireallylikenuggets9490 you cant whitewash something that was never not white in the first place

  • @thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535
    @thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535 Před 2 měsíci +64

    Female authors are crazier bruh. Ive seen the type of shit my girl reads

    • @Random.I_I
      @Random.I_I Před 18 dny +17

      Colleen Hoover.

    • @logangrimes9921
      @logangrimes9921 Před 17 dny

      I've read most of the comments in this comment section and finally someone says it. Ladies writers can be just about as unhinged and horny lol

    • @oaklane820
      @oaklane820 Před 15 dny +16

      We don't except cooler hover as a writer 😭💀

    • @reprehensiblereptile1138
      @reprehensiblereptile1138 Před 13 dny +3

      @@oaklane820 Is that even English? It reads like complete nonsense.

  • @gnevgospodni
    @gnevgospodni Před 2 měsíci +20

    I swear if she was a boy talking anout female authors the comment section would be a warzone

    • @H.Ahmed0
      @H.Ahmed0 Před měsícem +2

      Nope. It still would be funny and no one would really get offended because we know its true

    • @n0_l1fe_k1ng
      @n0_l1fe_k1ng Před 20 dny +7

      ​@@H.Ahmed0yeah, sure buddy 😂😂😂

  • @HiHello-ro5bb
    @HiHello-ro5bb Před rokem +5505

    Wattpad Storys be like 😂😂😂

    • @leakingsock
      @leakingsock Před rokem +17

      Fr

    • @greydub1414
      @greydub1414 Před rokem +43

      genuinely upsetting how many stories on that site are sexist

    • @_mxchiigrl
      @_mxchiigrl Před rokem +10

      @@greydub1414 I meannnn yeah that is true, haven't run into those yet tho, I've only heard of them

    • @jkdonnie23
      @jkdonnie23 Před rokem +35

      Nawh the Wattpad alpha ads 😨

    • @HiHello-ro5bb
      @HiHello-ro5bb Před rokem +11

      @@jkdonnie23 FR 😭

  • @spidey_things
    @spidey_things Před rokem +2104

    "This sixteen year old girl got a boob job to better distract her targets and assassinate them"
    A real thing that happens in a fantasy novel written by a man 🙃

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw Před rokem +37

      whats his name and what did he write?

    • @uwuuwu8486
      @uwuuwu8486 Před rokem +68

      NOOOO i hate that this is a real thing 😭😭😭

    • @kanakatre5944
      @kanakatre5944 Před rokem +72

      The book is called Nevernight

    • @jebkerman5422
      @jebkerman5422 Před rokem +71

      Meanwhile made in abyss fans explaining why it is totaly normal for an 8 year old girl to have size D...

    • @sharalinn2639
      @sharalinn2639 Před rokem +52

      _i hate the fact that I immediately knew which book you were talking about_

  • @Dressup_Doll
    @Dressup_Doll Před 3 měsíci +26

    Even the weirdest things I’ve written at 3AM sound way better than this.

  • @storyofthegrim1894
    @storyofthegrim1894 Před 4 měsíci +21

    Meanwhile women describing men in books…… nvm I don’t think I can say the stuff Sarah has written..

    • @LiztheWiz218
      @LiztheWiz218 Před 3 měsíci +5

      We do not claim her nor Coleen Hoover 😭

    • @mememologies7363
      @mememologies7363 Před 3 dny

      Mine is just mostly described as the somber boy with the oil painting eyes

    • @storyofthegrim1894
      @storyofthegrim1894 Před 3 dny +2

      @@mememologies7363 stay innocent please

  • @urlocalrat420
    @urlocalrat420 Před rokem +3798

    Page 14: [...] Paige is a happy girl........
    Page 23: [...] As her soft, round, perky bo--

    • @Thesilliestofthemall77
      @Thesilliestofthemall77 Před rokem +678

      They always use perky tho 💀💀
      I SAW ONE DESCRIBE NIPS AS PEPPERONI.

    • @urlocalrat420
      @urlocalrat420 Před rokem +260

      @@Thesilliestofthemall77 ain't no way 💀💀💀

    • @Thesilliestofthemall77
      @Thesilliestofthemall77 Před rokem +281

      @@urlocalrat420 it was a minor too 💀

    • @urlocalrat420
      @urlocalrat420 Před rokem +282

      @@Thesilliestofthemall77 ikr, like they always gotta be 14,15,16 😭

    • @juliabrown39
      @juliabrown39 Před rokem +192

      what kinda books are you people reading??? reading these comments have me flabbergasted 💀💀💀

  • @dino-mite2661
    @dino-mite2661 Před rokem +10899

    Clearly none of the men in this comment section have read before

    • @funkyfrogbait
      @funkyfrogbait  Před rokem +2468

      Ya I’m not trying to diss men just many prominent male authors that lack self control 😭

    • @dino-mite2661
      @dino-mite2661 Před rokem +471

      @@funkyfrogbait I get it. I love your content btw.

    • @braylin5003
      @braylin5003 Před rokem +94

      Ikr clearly that's how girls writers write characters if not read any Wattap story, 50 shades of Grey, twilight, the kissing booth ect

    • @Agoose1
      @Agoose1 Před rokem +58

      I my self are a man and I work in a library and have read almost every single book in there. Before you judge people like that please think about what your saying.

    • @Reos-Domain
      @Reos-Domain Před rokem +14

      ​@@funkyfrogbait fair

  • @NotMeeee457
    @NotMeeee457 Před 6 dny +7

    didn't even have to start a video to realise that I hope you will fix your relationships with your parents❤

  • @SrTNick1
    @SrTNick1 Před měsícem +40

    Everything involved in this short is so toxic. Both sides, both interpretations, people being ironic or unironic. Just awful.

  • @orcusgrey
    @orcusgrey Před rokem +1544

    "she was white, like the moon, no, whiter than the moon like really white, she's very submissive, and white."
    -A reiteration of something I read written by a male author

  • @gerbilpanda1703
    @gerbilpanda1703 Před 11 měsíci +3566

    These comments make me want to read a book where the main character is just so genuinely godawful at describing things that you're never quite sure what anyone actually looks like in the book. Like, canonically has that disorder where they can't recognize faces and is also colorblind and has never read a thesaurus.
    "Her skin is... Well it's skin for sure. She has a nice voice and I'm pretty sure she has both eyes."

    • @Potato-uh9gv
      @Potato-uh9gv Před 10 měsíci +649

      "The man was at least as tall as a bicycle. He had a haircut and wore an outfit that looked a lot like what he usually wore on similar occasions."

    • @KNDNumba4
      @KNDNumba4 Před 10 měsíci +27

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @gerbilpanda1703
      @gerbilpanda1703 Před 10 měsíci +395

      @@Potato-uh9gv "The lady had many qualities for which to recognize her from, like her hair, which was a length befitting a woman of her status, and her lips, which moved when she spoke."

    • @mellinne
      @mellinne Před 10 měsíci +33

      this is the best comment in here for sure

    • @aughtymaroon6463
      @aughtymaroon6463 Před 10 měsíci +119

      As a person with the no recognize face disorder, someone having only one or no eyes altogether would definitely cause me to remember them, and still question I’d it’s the same person. Now if they just had regular ol eyes I wouldn’t remember shit 😂

  • @CallmehWaffle
    @CallmehWaffle Před měsícem +14

    Okay I’m a man and I’ve tried to write some fantasy stories and they don’t end up like this they just end up being about dragons 😅😂

    • @armina0033
      @armina0033 Před měsícem +5

      Thank god😢 keep it like that pls

    • @CallmehWaffle
      @CallmehWaffle Před měsícem +2

      @@armina0033 lmao yeah WOF is my main inspo all the time so that’s probably why lol 😂

    • @Hershey1000
      @Hershey1000 Před měsícem +1

      @@CallmehWaffleWOF is the only book series I’ve actually gone out of my way to buy.

    • @Ultraconix
      @Ultraconix Před 18 dny

      ​@@CallmehWaffle WOF is actually so damn good

  • @Happy-tj4zg
    @Happy-tj4zg Před 2 měsíci +22

    Hmmmm.. green hair.. short hair... white skin... nose pierced.. black nails.. she was right they all do look the same lmao

  • @Panda2.000
    @Panda2.000 Před rokem +1797

    “And she was young, at sixteen…” “what the fuck”

    • @allyson8948
      @allyson8948 Před rokem +56

      👀
      FBI OPEN UP-

    • @delizaaurora
      @delizaaurora Před rokem +3

      @@allyson8948 😭😭😭

    • @rowan404
      @rowan404 Před rokem +4

      I would like this comment, but it has 666 likes.

    • @tforceraven
      @tforceraven Před rokem +25

      Yeah I read a Dean Koontz book that was like that. The 16 year old "rubbed her wet breasts in the mirror". Needless to say, I got rid of the books.

    • @jaxsonmaben
      @jaxsonmaben Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@tforceraven so now im going to cry myself to sleep every night from hearing that description

  • @TheGreatJeturk
    @TheGreatJeturk Před rokem +2368

    “She breasted boobily to the stairs.”

    • @idk78244
      @idk78244 Před rokem +33

      Lmfao yes

    • @diana-dm6uo
      @diana-dm6uo Před rokem +65

      I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀

    • @Veelasiren
      @Veelasiren Před rokem

      And titted downstairs

    • @Neochiken1
      @Neochiken1 Před rokem

      "And titted downward."

    • @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter
      @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter Před rokem +37

      STOP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THERES A TORNADO A CITY AWAY AND IM LAUGHING AT A BOOB JOKE 😭😭😭

  • @zayn659
    @zayn659 Před 19 dny +14

    Gender wars, yay 💀

  • @joshuaryan7485
    @joshuaryan7485 Před 25 dny +3

    Hating men because you'll never be one is crazy. Sorry you didn't have a dad lmao

    • @K0ppyTherian
      @K0ppyTherian Před 16 dny

      SOMEONES OFFENDED!! The videos true and you can’t deny it. Yes female authors do the same but male does wayyyy more

    • @joshuaryan7485
      @joshuaryan7485 Před 15 dny

      @@K0ppyTherian There is absolutely nothing true about this video- but you wouldn't know that because I highly doubt you even read. One of my favorite authors, Edgar Rice Burroughs, can be attributed to creating the thrope of big bosomed women in Fantasy with his creation of Deja Thoras yet you'll not find a single overexaggerated description in any of his books like this disgusting man-hating work of art would have you believe.
      Again, I'm sorry you hate men because you didn't have a dad. Have a nice day and try actually reading classical literature sometime and not smut on kindle. You'll never do that though cause you have to go support the "transmen" who are shit tier writters and wouldn't ever subject yourself to reading anything written by a straight white man.

  • @prorandocopier7945
    @prorandocopier7945 Před 10 měsíci +6697

    the male version of this is
    "the balls testicularly drooped from the ballsack"

    • @joelman1989
      @joelman1989 Před 9 měsíci +98

      😂 LOL

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O Před 9 měsíci +95

      That doesn't even make grammatical sense.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone Před 8 měsíci +527

      @@PredatorH2O thats the point, babe... they are so focused on the WOMAN CHARACTER that they forget to write a character that is a woman

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O Před 8 měsíci +21

      @@facelessdrone Not really what I'm reffering to.

    • @nobodythenobody9779
      @nobodythenobody9779 Před 8 měsíci +45

      Men write a book 📖
      Women - “and I took that personally 😤”

  • @WarmxCoffee
    @WarmxCoffee Před rokem +2765

    I'm a young author (male) I found this funny and so true or to those who lack self control. I'd have to say those kind of books are.....really something 💀

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Před rokem +77

      PLEASE WRITE GOOD THINGS

    • @WarmxCoffee
      @WarmxCoffee Před rokem +81

      @@CakeKitty135 haha don't worry I do. I write books that aren't like that

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Před rokem +37

      @@WarmxCoffee Yay!!!!!!!! Do you write slowburn? I love that

    • @WarmxCoffee
      @WarmxCoffee Před rokem +30

      @@CakeKitty135 define slow burn

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Před rokem +32

      @@WarmxCoffee It's like romance, except it take nearly the entire book for them to fall in love and confess

  • @Lexlovesart
    @Lexlovesart Před 2 měsíci +28

    That is so true- what makes it worse that I once read a book like that, but it was written by a woman...

    • @Satanswarrior666
      @Satanswarrior666 Před 2 měsíci

      That is true. Women do it too. What we often forget is women can also be horny like men lol.

  • @roftherealm3418
    @roftherealm3418 Před rokem +5102

    I once edited a fantasy novel and got into a fight with the author because he had described a woman walking into a room *boobs first*. He had painstakingly detailed how her breasts were the first thing to enter a space. I told him it sounded utterly ridiculous, he wanted to keep it in for "fan service." Eventually I won him over by bringing a group of 5 of his female friends over and having them read the passage to get their genuine reactions, which mostly consisted of laughing out loud and asking him what was wrong with him.

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 Před rokem +51

      But it's fan service tho?

    • @roftherealm3418
      @roftherealm3418 Před rokem +589

      @@novalopez3068 Haha if it was meant to be a funny story, I would absolutely keep it in. But the dude wanted the book to be taken seriously. You're totally right though, what posture would possibly achieve that, even if she does have large boobs?

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 Před rokem +242

      @@roftherealm3418 Oh damn the author wanted it to be a serious story? I definitely get why fan service wouldn't fly lmao

    • @nezukochan9524
      @nezukochan9524 Před rokem +161

      ​@@roftherealm3418 I think that she would need to have some problems with her spine, like lordosis too deep for a human being and her arms and head pulled back in a dramatic manner. I will see it in my worst nightmares, a creature so inhumanly bizzare that the first distinguishable thing the mc notices are the BOBIES

    • @kas8ia
      @kas8ia Před rokem +97

      ​@@s.c.p-foundation6923 Real fan service would be the guy getting scalped for having those thoughts 😂😂 now that would be fan servicing

  • @exhaustedpunk1477
    @exhaustedpunk1477 Před rokem +3113

    There was this book we had to read in school about a man (painted as a victim) who felt that his secretary was seducing him and leading him into sin and ruin, everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) she did was interpreted as her leading him on, and then he ended up going crazy and killing her when he decided to act upon her "seductions" only for her to "change her mind" and be horrified at the prospect cause she actually saw him like a father. We had to do an essay about it and literally every girl in the class did it about the male autor problem or the machismo in latin american literature and how women cannot exist in these works as normal people ever. I included in mine the insane amount of times her breasts were mentioned for no reason.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před rokem +292

      Alexa play Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    • @kiraneru-loliluxyt2912
      @kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 Před rokem +50

      What was the name of the book?

    • @exhaustedpunk1477
      @exhaustedpunk1477 Před 11 měsíci +202

      @@kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 sorry but its been like 5 years, I don't remember, it was something along the lines of "la muerte de..." (the death of...) and the name of the girl if I remember correctly, but i'm not sure if it has an english translation, it was from an Argentinian author

    • @angelaz8496
      @angelaz8496 Před 11 měsíci +115

      could it be that the mentioning of boobs contributed to showing how the man hyper-focused on the wrong things and misinterpreted his secretary?

    • @exhaustedpunk1477
      @exhaustedpunk1477 Před 11 měsíci +278

      @@angelaz8496 if that had been the point it would had still been horribly conveyed because the plot of the book was to excuse the main character's behavior and ultimately the murder he committed, it was supposed be an eye opening story of some kind.
      It wasn't the only book on that class (latin american literature) that I did a list of "unnecessary mention of boobs when describing women" on, it was a recurring thing in the books we read, and it took until the girls in our class started to groan out loud every few sentences for our teacher to take notice of this too because if you read enough books on the same vein it becomes the norm (hence why some of my classmates wrote their essays on the problems of machismo and misogyny for all of these authors).
      Also, I remember investigating the author and seeing him regurgitating incel talk points on his interviews and actually believing that female-tergeted homicides were not a real thing, saying that the men who committed them should not be judged as harshly as they were because how did we not know that they weren't the actual victims and werent just actually acting on self defense, and like, that was the plot of the book so... Very weird guy....

  • @were_here_were_queer
    @were_here_were_queer Před 3 měsíci +107

    "Never judge a book by its cover"
    Judge it by its author

  • @JamesSmith-wn6ws
    @JamesSmith-wn6ws Před 17 dny +9

    Don't worry no man wants anything to do with you.

  • @jacktaylor6253
    @jacktaylor6253 Před rokem +664

    Character: "i'm not into intimacy"
    Author: "detailingly describes every pair of boobs that he sees"

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 Před rokem +16

      That's not intimacy that's male sexuality - about as far removed from intimacy as you can get.

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Před rokem +9

      @@sbp4215 Sexuality is like spice for intimacy. You can taste spice on its own, sure, but it's not as satisfying as when you mix it with something of substance.

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 Před rokem

      ​​@@sbp4215 you dont understand male sexuality, and that is fine, but don't pretend like you know, when it's so obvious that you dont have a clue.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před rokem +1

      @@sbp4215 sexuality and intimacy are extremely closely related

    • @SrTNick1
      @SrTNick1 Před měsícem

      Wtf are the books you're reading. I don't think I've ever read any fantasy fiction that just goes off about describing someone's boobs.

  • @Pupperino7
    @Pupperino7 Před rokem +1452

    “Woman… weak,…. Man.. strong..”
    HAD ME CACKLING. WHY.

  • @user-ld7sr9tm4e
    @user-ld7sr9tm4e Před 2 měsíci +7

    When an adult romance book sounds more alien than the "Aliens" movie:

  • @catblue4690
    @catblue4690 Před 11 měsíci +2596

    “Women weak, men strong.” Killed me. I am writing from hell rn. Satan is so nice to lend me I’m his phone so I can comment.

    • @bepiqedvevacuru6196
      @bepiqedvevacuru6196 Před 11 měsíci +29

      cat blue.

    • @salvation1863
      @salvation1863 Před 11 měsíci +41

      Omg can you say hi to him for me we sort of met before going there for winter break 😍

    • @HerbertEnterprises
      @HerbertEnterprises Před 11 měsíci +12

      Omg, Satan do you have your phone back? Hiii, its your queen Junko Enoshima! 😊 Dont expect me to see you, I _always come back_ .

    • @eloisespek28
      @eloisespek28 Před 11 měsíci +4

      If you keep living this life you will actually go to hell and it isnt a joke you cant come out there. satan doesn't love you only God does but if you die and you have never turnd to Him, God will also hate you and say that He doenst know you.

    • @kingisaiah2934
      @kingisaiah2934 Před 11 měsíci +3

      If it’s that serious then don’t read them sorry that male romance is well…. romantic and designed for men.

  • @terryross3855
    @terryross3855 Před 11 měsíci +2101

    ... try reading Chinese novels... "Jade skin, peerless silky white skin, heavens chime in tune with her steps , men cannot take away their eyes, gentle demeanor, yet imperial in presence"

    • @floproro4
      @floproro4 Před 9 měsíci +324

      That’s better tbh

    • @KattensBegravelse
      @KattensBegravelse Před 9 měsíci +330

      at least it is not gross

    • @floproro4
      @floproro4 Před 9 měsíci +62

      @@KattensBegravelse exactly

    • @gashousesgeekhouse2851
      @gashousesgeekhouse2851 Před 9 měsíci +224

      That's pretty complimenting way to describe someone

    • @zodiac5403
      @zodiac5403 Před 8 měsíci +146

      ​​@@gashousesgeekhouse2851mans describing the skin like he wants to wear it to a dinner party.

  • @SomeSadKnickFan
    @SomeSadKnickFan Před 5 dny +1

    There’s nothing like that in that Witcher novel

  • @astrolord4325
    @astrolord4325 Před 5 dny +1

    "Her hair was as green and magical as a... A swamp from Shrek."

  • @Chalyse
    @Chalyse Před 11 měsíci +1609

    All books: She wasn't like other girls. She was beautiful, quiet, smart, talented, and everybody hated her.

    • @snipermasksimp2023
      @snipermasksimp2023 Před 7 měsíci +26

      Fr 😭😭

    • @jacobbayne-hw2zv
      @jacobbayne-hw2zv Před 7 měsíci +55

      So many books are like that! And admittedly I do notice a trend with guy characters written by wen sometimes.
      These books: he was very hot, tan, mysterious, she hate’s him be she also doesn’t

    • @Iisflammablewaterandioop
      @Iisflammablewaterandioop Před 6 měsíci +44

      "But one day, she let her hair down, and took off her glasses"

    • @CottonCandyTheWW2Geek
      @CottonCandyTheWW2Geek Před 6 měsíci +8

      And everyone hated her lol

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Thats literally every boring ass female oc that came after Bella but ok.

  • @Not_Me575
    @Not_Me575 Před 7 měsíci +4020

    "As she sat down, I fantasized about being a chair"

    • @Oceanx_chan
      @Oceanx_chan Před 6 měsíci +1

      HBSFJWHXWXXUWUWUWUWDUWFYTFYDRWYWYW💀💀💀💀 WHAT

    • @BlueBino_
      @BlueBino_ Před 6 měsíci +73

      That is so true

    • @Not_Me575
      @Not_Me575 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@BlueBino_ lol

    • @RKSTUFF357
      @RKSTUFF357 Před 6 měsíci +72

      No... if any human wrote that in a book, I want to die

    • @Oceanx_chan
      @Oceanx_chan Před 6 měsíci +26

      @@RKSTUFF357 I would've said "don't do that there's sm to live for!!♡" but same😔✊

  • @cressedialee9497
    @cressedialee9497 Před 7 dny +1

    He never sleeps he will never DİE

  • @theCantinafan
    @theCantinafan Před měsícem +1

    When men write: Woman weak, man strong.
    When women write: Man weak, woman strong.
    That's why I prefer movies made by men, because in the movie industry today he literally cannot make woman weak without losing any hope at directing/writing a movie again so it allows him to balance characters. However when a woman makes a movie she can go all out at making the men as weak as possible because sexism just reversed in recent years.

    • @K0ppyTherian
      @K0ppyTherian Před 16 dny

      Unfortunately, you’re wrong. What movie is where men is weak and women are strong?

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan Před 15 dny

      @@K0ppyTherian Rise of Skywalker, The Force Awakens, Charlies Angels, The Last Jedi, Bad Batch Season 2 (Asajji Ventress epidode), Acolyte, She-Hulk, Ahsoka to name a few off the top of my head.

  • @certifiedgoog
    @certifiedgoog Před rokem +2816

    the men in this comment section are so hilariously upset lmfao

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Před rokem +39

      it's always so funny

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 Před rokem +24

      I find more guys saying it's BS.

    • @totallygarnular
      @totallygarnular Před rokem +141

      Some men say all this stuff about woman, but the second a woman talks about something that mostly men do they throw a tantrum 💀
      Edit: I apologize if anyone felt generalized by my comment. That wasn't my intention at all. I edited it to fix this problem.

    • @ashleylongley1628
      @ashleylongley1628 Před rokem +67

      ⁠@@totallygarnular Everyone says everything about everyone I wish we could all just get along.

    • @totallygarnular
      @totallygarnular Před rokem +28

      @@ashleylongley1628 True, if the world just accepted everyone for their differences and preferences and didn't hurt anyone or anything in the process. The world would be 100x better than it is now.

  • @tazeywazey3624
    @tazeywazey3624 Před rokem +855

    As a manga reader this is not just a novel issue 😂

    • @niehuaisangsknees
      @niehuaisangsknees Před rokem +58

      except Isayama, the only thing that man writes is death and pain😂😂

    • @lineanoves6650
      @lineanoves6650 Před rokem +7

      @@niehuaisangsknees guess that's why the civil war that happened after chapter 139 was worth it.

    • @yagurlains
      @yagurlains Před rokem +15

      And then the girl is gonna be 16💀

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg Před rokem +3

      Yes its as manga is a dime a dozen and isnt made by actual good writers with only 1 out of 100 are actually competent writers and are not just good artist who write cliche storys that follow every common trope to get your heart strings.

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg Před rokem

      @spacediino I never put a skull

  • @Amyisntcreative
    @Amyisntcreative Před 5 měsíci +3

    The “her emerald eyes-“ already made me laugh way too quickly 💀

  • @DND20
    @DND20 Před 2 měsíci +3

    As a man and an amateur writer - I am not planning on including any romance in my writing, for several reasons:
    1) The story is a men in black / stranger thing's / SCP type of story with characters being chased by a secret agency that attempts to study the paranormal. Characters will have no time for romance
    2) I am not insane like the male author there, but I do not any expirence with romantic relationships in real life so I will peobably write it unrealistically
    3) I have more fun writing about characters going insane from seeing cosmic horrors while still managing to show human enginuity and intelligence against the unexplained and unnatural. I don't enjoy writing about a dude with a boner.
    Oh, and - one last thing, the main characters are a 16 year old boy goofball which is imaginatvie and creative and an acedemic prodigy 14 year old girl. Brother and sister. So even if I wanted romance it would be a bad idea

  • @roseykitty8748
    @roseykitty8748 Před rokem +387

    "her boobs bounce in excitement" -author

    • @Maube
      @Maube Před rokem +31

      you know my boobs sometimes bark at the door like a dog too sometimes, very hard issues 😢😢

    • @amberstrouse8558
      @amberstrouse8558 Před rokem +10

      STOPPP 😭

    • @PeterorPetra
      @PeterorPetra Před rokem +8

      Bro 💀 our boobs only "bounce in excitement" if we, ourselves, are fully bouncing. Or running, but both of those hurt like fu-

    • @OppositeWally
      @OppositeWally Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂💀💀😭😭😭✋✋DUDE STOP STOP BRO!!!

  • @treblegames84
    @treblegames84 Před 11 měsíci +1721

    Meanwhile, girls: he growled, hissed, clenched, darkly, orbs

    • @treblegames84
      @treblegames84 Před 10 měsíci +45

      @@madamabelladonna3704 but ORBS

    • @madcatter5293
      @madcatter5293 Před 10 měsíci +205

      ​@@treblegames84Eyes. 😭 They're eyes and I hate it. I hate that description. 😭😭

    • @muffinmuffin8946
      @muffinmuffin8946 Před 10 měsíci +94

      I read that as one sentence and i need to explode

    • @frosted_glaceon5513
      @frosted_glaceon5513 Před 10 měsíci +83

      As a female writer I have indeed used all of these. 🤣 I just write mostly for stress relief tho.

    • @escapefr0mslender
      @escapefr0mslender Před 10 měsíci +9

      LNFAO YES

  • @bubblesawesome3284
    @bubblesawesome3284 Před 2 měsíci +32

    I mean woman aren’t any better!!! We both do this shit

    • @randomhuman3085
      @randomhuman3085 Před měsícem +4

      You don't have to lie lmao. This sounds like it was taken out of one of those werewolf vampire sex novels(written by women lol). Majority of men in literature don't use that much detail and the ones that do don't do it to sexually describe a women lmao.

    • @bubblesawesome3284
      @bubblesawesome3284 Před měsícem +11

      @@randomhuman3085 i’m not lying like I read those types of books and the way men are described it’s pretty much the same thing like it’s always a tall man who has rippling abs. And has a face of a Greek god. Trust me we do the same thing I literally read it. That’s why it’s catered towards the female fantasy and the other is male fantasy it’s pretty much the same thing.

  • @st0n3p0ny
    @st0n3p0ny Před 5 měsíci +5

    You've devoted your entire existence to pretending to be a victim. Your highest ambition, is to be oppressed. And that's virtue...

  • @siyanide8666
    @siyanide8666 Před 10 měsíci +1963

    "Her nipples were wagging like a dog's tail"

  • @ysucae
    @ysucae Před rokem +609

    at this point i just hope they're of legal age

    • @Casperhateslife
      @Casperhateslife Před rokem +175

      The bar so low we trip on it

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 Před rokem +98

      ​@@Casperhateslife No I think the bar is even lower than that, people are tripping over it in hell.

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 Před rokem +43

      they probably aren't💀

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Před rokem

      Looking at you, Stephen King, ya nasty 🤮

    • @cindy3933
      @cindy3933 Před rokem +13

      Don't worry, Geralt does sleep with a seventeen year old at some point!

  • @ThePhantomTomo
    @ThePhantomTomo Před měsícem +2

    This skit must only make sense to people with a very specific and narrow view of fantasy books. Wheel of Time, Mistborn, Chronicles of the Black Company, Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, The Stormlight Archive, and Discworld are all written by male authors and you'd be crazy to act like this skit applied to those series.

    • @reinhardt3090
      @reinhardt3090 Před měsícem +1

      Also erotic fiction like generally seems way more popular with women, just make it a man being described by a woman and I bet she'd have no issue.

  • @RandomBear111
    @RandomBear111 Před 15 dny +2

    STOP I'M DYING I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH THE COMMENTS I CAN'T IT'S SO FUNNY YET RELATABLE

  • @Catstronautgirl
    @Catstronautgirl Před rokem +473

    You can see the difference between a woman writing a submissive/dominant woman vs a man writing a submissive/dominant woman. It’s kinda funny.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před rokem +4

      what's the difference

    • @fidadefoe
      @fidadefoe Před rokem +79

      ​@@tonyisnotdeadthose big, rosy, vanilla scented milkers. This is the difference.

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 Před rokem

      ​@@fidadefoeso just like any other woman described in a book

    • @TheIndigo1child
      @TheIndigo1child Před 11 měsíci +20

      ​@tonyisnotdead the difference is an attractive and submissive female character written by a man = sexist. An attractive and submissive female character written by a woman = empowering because reasons.

    • @mittag983
      @mittag983 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@TheIndigo1childBecause her boobs boobily swayed to the soft enchanting music

  • @seanionan7275
    @seanionan7275 Před rokem +1352

    All the people who are mad about this fail to see the issue. If you're saying that women write sexualised men too, they usually bring up romance, which is FOCUSED on romance and sexuality. This is a FANTASY book, and while fantasy certainly can have romance or sexual elements, the fact that this is a common theme is unsettling. And yes, women can write sexual stuff in fantasy too, but it's not nearly as common or prevalent. If you fail to see this issue, or just wanna put your fingers in your ears and scream, then I don't want to engage with you.

    • @carolineholland5841
      @carolineholland5841 Před rokem +197

      Yes, but can we also talk about how when women write in a way that caters to the Female Gaze, the fictional men they write are given so much more dignity and agency than male authors sometimes give female characters, even when the male characters written by women are sexualized or romanticized. A good example of this is the way men are written in Shoujo manga.
      Yes, women are absolutely capable of writing men badly as well, but when we look at the Female Gaze vs. the Male Gaze on the whole, the Female Gaze generally speaking does so much better at treating the male love interest as a human being and not just an object of desire.
      And honestly, when women write men as just a hunky piece of meat without an interesting personality, that is just as much a turn off as female characters who do everything boobily.

    • @seanionan7275
      @seanionan7275 Před rokem +84

      @@carolineholland5841 YES thank you! I completely forgot to elaborate on that so I'm glad you brought it up! I think a great example of what you're saying is the live action George of the Jungle, George is written for the female gaze and is obviously made to look "sexy and dreamy" but he's complex and honorable too. Thanks for bringing this point up friend, hope you have a lovely day!

    • @pupip55
      @pupip55 Před rokem +17

      ​@@carolineholland5841 I think that because men and woman tend to have different values they find attractive. Don't think one is worse then the other in most case, sure men are definitely less subtle about it and noticeably more direct about it.
      50 shade of grey write christen grey as dominant rich top, and for a lot of men that a huge insecurity. I am submissive bottom, I'm not hugely insecure about it but its still something I struggle with.

    • @Rayos_Catodicos
      @Rayos_Catodicos Před rokem +21

      I'm sure you're right and that this might be a problem in writing, but the overall opinion of this comment section is that man can't write, which is just not true. There's plenty of great female characters with agency, and not sexualized in the slightest, written by man.
      And as I said, for sure over sexualization is a problem, but alienating an entire gender for the sins of some is not a great way to set discourse.

    • @notwanted6695
      @notwanted6695 Před rokem +1

      ​@@carolineholland5841i gotta disagree? Dignity the only reason theg are given a sense of dignity is because a lot of women like to fantasize about strong men. Thata why the most popular reads havd to do with vampires or werewolves. Sure they have dignity but they have no personality besides the stereotypical "I am here to protect you" or they are a complete blubbering mess. The pengelem swings both ways

  • @AlbertASGrr
    @AlbertASGrr Před 2 měsíci +9

    cry more woke

  • @snap__shot
    @snap__shot Před měsícem +7

    >green hair
    >oversized glasses
    >nose ring
    >"they/them"
    I'm surprised this channel isn't a parody.

  • @katlovegood4921
    @katlovegood4921 Před rokem +746

    There was a book that described a woman peeing. She said shit like "I had to wait 20 seconds for the fluid to come out as it navigated the maze called my insides. Unlike men, whose liquid releases instantly, us women have to sit and wait and blah blah"

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober Před rokem +396

      Sounds like the writer had some passive agressive thoughts about women taking too long in the bathroom.

    • @htxella
      @htxella Před rokem

      Piss kink

    • @St0rmiiR0sii
      @St0rmiiR0sii Před rokem

      wtf 💀 sounds like the author had like a pee kink or something gross

    • @wiffywiffy7896
      @wiffywiffy7896 Před rokem +274

      *Tonight's Episode: THE AUTHORS BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH*

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Před rokem +103

      💀💀that’s vile omg

  • @mossycorpse
    @mossycorpse Před rokem +482

    In highschool I had to read a short story by a male author, and he described the only female character in uncomfortable detail right before the protagonist committed manslaughter.

    • @va4275
      @va4275 Před rokem +24

      Is it by any chance "the things they Carried"???

    • @sonofaspyder3000
      @sonofaspyder3000 Před rokem +7

      Sounds like a James Bond film

    • @graceartsy4414
      @graceartsy4414 Před rokem +9

      in my perception, it has always been coupled with violence of some sort which is kinda alarming ngl

    • @camden5325
      @camden5325 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@va4275Goodness that book, it made me so uncomfortable the way he was so transfixed on whether or not she was a virgin and his obsession with her when she clearly wasn’t interested.

  • @evangelos4346
    @evangelos4346 Před měsícem +1

    Men and women alike can sometimes end up writing each other unrealistically sexy unfortunately

  • @DaneDavisYT
    @DaneDavisYT Před 22 dny +3

    She did what female authors do...male authors do shit like Lord of the Rings...

  • @nicknackpaddywacks
    @nicknackpaddywacks Před rokem +2226

    I once read a reader insert fanfic where the author described boobs as, "globes of flesh" and "pink areolas". That was a wild ride 💀
    EDIT: Oh shit, I just remembered one last term in that particular fic. The author referred to vagina as "cunny". I really wish that bit had stayed forgotten.

    • @FarrahKeks
      @FarrahKeks Před rokem +200

      I once read a FNaF smut fic on Wattpad some years ago and read "He pulled out his 2.5m long member..." And my only thought was: "How does that fit in his pants?" 😂😂

    • @nicknackpaddywacks
      @nicknackpaddywacks Před rokem +142

      @@FarrahKeks LMAOOOO nawww that was an elephant trunk 💀💀💀 whoever wrote that fic must have been horny AF 😂

    • @TheGayestAspen
      @TheGayestAspen Před rokem +102

      Fanfic writers using 30 different terms for a male appendage:

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před rokem +50

      Pink areolas is the most normal thing I've read here tbh. That's a weird thing to bring up but neither unrealistic nor oddly worded

    • @nicknackpaddywacks
      @nicknackpaddywacks Před rokem +33

      @@solus8685 It was moreso the fact that the author just assumed that the reader has pale skin tbh. Like they could have just said 'nipples' but with that additional description to it, it read more like the author was projecting rather than just writing a neutral reader insert fanfic.

  • @Cat_themed_wedding
    @Cat_themed_wedding Před rokem +278

    "Woman weak, man strong" i legitimately laughed to tears 💀

  • @exz1tar
    @exz1tar Před měsícem +7

    Thank god i live in a country where we dont have rainbow colors for hair

  • @ManiakGear
    @ManiakGear Před 10 dny +4

    Female authors be like: Oh I can't decide between you two hunky chiseled men! I'll have to choose whoever's interesting characteristics best matches my bland lack of personality!

  • @ItsXuantain
    @ItsXuantain Před 6 měsíci +784

    “She was special,she had a condition that made her not have armpit hair”

    • @EverydayYounglife
      @EverydayYounglife Před měsícem +27

      I really needed to laugh today, thanks

    • @ItsXuantain
      @ItsXuantain Před měsícem +10

      @@EverydayYounglifeGlad it made you happier:>

    • @uaa2800
      @uaa2800 Před měsícem +10

      On a serious note i actually do have a condition that makes me not have hair in that area

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Před měsícem +5

      I mean, not everyone does... 😅

    • @grigorismath3852
      @grigorismath3852 Před 23 dny +8

      And she was ashamed of being a weirdo. She just wanted to be normal

  • @lukasmendevi2242
    @lukasmendevi2242 Před rokem +1952

    Edit: Because so many people are arguing about the realism of this, I just want to say that this is a BEGINNER EXERCISE and should be used if you have NO idea where to start
    As a male writer myself here’s what you do in case you don’t want to be that guy:
    1. Make a male character
    2. Do all the things you do for a male character
    3. Make the male character female and if that change has ANY consequences to the PURPOSE (the reason they’re in the story) of the character itself, you wrote the character wrong. Start over.
    3a. If the character never had purpose originally, go back to the basics of writing
    3b. If gender is essential to the character, try to find a realistic example of what you’re writing and take example from that, not a generalization/cliche

    • @RayRayRayRayRayRay
      @RayRayRayRayRayRay Před rokem +84

      ...any? I agree with your sentiment fully. There should be little difference between depictions but saying that ANY difference is a total failure seems a little dogmatic. Cultish adherence to rules when it comes to art is hardly helpful.

    • @lukasmendevi2242
      @lukasmendevi2242 Před rokem +189

      @@RayRayRayRayRayRay purpose of the character is what I try to focus on the most, which is not about the identity of the character and more about their role in the story, but I can see why the phrasing may be a bit dogmatic

    • @RayRayRayRayRayRay
      @RayRayRayRayRayRay Před rokem +21

      @@lukasmendevi2242 That does make a good amount of sense.

    • @EARSHOT123
      @EARSHOT123 Před rokem +25

      I was on a camping trip with my friends when i got lost. hours and hours of shouting and crying and just as i was about to give up, out in a distance as a hut and their i saw the most ruggedly handsome woman hunter/lumberjack woman alone in the forest gathering large piles of logs lifting them with her legs drawing attention to her plump but muscled ass and raw titanium like thighs and calfs. After, she then ripped her flannel jacket open showing her large pectoral muscles and rippling abs in which you can see clearly because of all the sweat dripping from her body, coating her surroundings with her hot pheromone like smell. She spat on her large, rough hands, covered with vains, she took her axe and began copping the logs flexing her large powerful arms each chop. You could tell she had large shoes with how well she was able to keep her balance, and maybe... she also had something larger hidden somewhere... because as you know, big shoes means big feet and big feet means...

    • @EARSHOT123
      @EARSHOT123 Před rokem +1

      ​@@lukasmendevi2242 what do you think😢

  • @dagsaul3666
    @dagsaul3666 Před 17 dny +1

    Im a male that writes stories but i dont write my females like that 😭😭

  • @Joseph-ye9fn
    @Joseph-ye9fn Před 7 dny +2

    I mean, female authors do the same thing. I don't know how many times I've read "something something something, I couldn't think straight, something something muscles"

  • @MasterofGames-xw5br
    @MasterofGames-xw5br Před 11 měsíci +551

    I almost choked once because I was reading a fanfic that seemed perfectly normal.
    *And then the female walked in.*

  • @pastor_pug
    @pastor_pug Před rokem +943

    As a man looking back on it. I can't remember a book written by a man with a girl that didn't have their personality absorbed by there milkers. (Except Terry Pratchett, RIP best writer to ever put pen to paper)

    • @denagabbitas5127
      @denagabbitas5127 Před rokem +18

      Rip my dad red me those books the Tiffany achings first since I was 6 lol rip best authet

    • @InkFiCTi
      @InkFiCTi Před rokem +52

      Ya literally the only one I have read that didn't do this was middle grade and it was percy jackson soooo... that tells you something

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 Před rokem +30

      ​@@InkFiCTi the percy jackson author is great💕

    • @possiblyhumanbeing4496
      @possiblyhumanbeing4496 Před rokem +13

      Yeah Terry Pratchett was an amazing author.

    • @gnyng88
      @gnyng88 Před rokem +20

      Milan Kundera writes great women, Hermann Hesse has just a few but most are intelligent strong women, same with Oscar Wilde... I don't think Edgar Allan Poe has any lascivious description of any of his women... Also I can think of a few Hispanic authors with good women, Luis Spota, Torcuato Luca de Tena, Mario Benedetti...
      That's just from the top of my mind

  • @tommoore4272
    @tommoore4272 Před 3 dny +4

    Female authors be like:as the disgusting vile for a male approached the princess, she felt true love for the first time. Like bro tf

  • @kiannaalarid4597
    @kiannaalarid4597 Před 13 dny +2

    💀💀💀💀
    I can’t with this cuz it’s so true 💀

  • @lesliemartin3
    @lesliemartin3 Před rokem +433

    "She mourned her true love who lay before her in his final resting place. Appropriately, it began to rain...and her shirt was see-through"

    • @alejandrogonzalezakamintyt2242
      @alejandrogonzalezakamintyt2242 Před rokem +86

      The insane contrast between shifts lmao It's like eating a spoonful of sugar followed by a spoonful of salt right after

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Před rokem +3

      💀

    • @Shiruvi
      @Shiruvi Před rokem +87

      "soon she realised she was pregnant, and none of her accomplishments or skills or goals meant anything in the face of her true calling that she had denied for so long, the real source of happiness she had never known before - motherhood. her days as the carefree Lover were through, for now she was only Mother.
      by the way her shirt was still see-through."

    • @lesliemartin3
      @lesliemartin3 Před rokem +43

      @@Shiruvi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "only this time her dirty pillows resembled milk jugs. You know, cause the pregnancy and stuff."

    • @Vacation__
      @Vacation__ Před rokem +2

      ​@@lesliemartin3😂😂😂😂😂😂HAHAAHAHA

  • @thedirtgods3963
    @thedirtgods3963 Před rokem +4837

    This comment has 4.5k likes

    • @5occergirl45
      @5occergirl45 Před rokem +185

      I think Brandon Sanderson also does a good job, although I have not read all of his works

    • @DeathlyDrained
      @DeathlyDrained Před rokem +244

      This is satire, most male authors don't do this. It's calling out the more odd ones.

    • @chronicmelancholic
      @chronicmelancholic Před rokem +188

      As an nd woman, I'll watch out for my breasts jiggle ✋🏻😔

    • @kayleescruggs6888
      @kayleescruggs6888 Před rokem +51

      Please tell me he actually wrote that. That is just a great line.

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis Před rokem +42

      Sanderson does an excellent job writing all sorts of people regardless of gender, tbh.