Who Will WIN The Debate?! | Joe Rogan & Shane Gillis
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- čas přidán 26. 02. 2024
- Joe Rogan And Shane Gillis talk about the possible upcoming presidential debate.
Clip Taken from: #2098 Shane Gillis
Shane Michael Gillis is an American stand-up comedian, actor, sketch comedy writer, and podcaster. He is co-host, along with fellow stand-up comedian Matt McCusker, of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, the most subscribed-to podcast on Patreon.
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At this point they should just let Shane moderate the thing.
Theres so many lines that would be so funny out of context 😂
“Turns out I’m a bit of a size queen”
The debate between Trump and Biden is categorically not going to happen. It will be scheduled, but then out of nowhere, at the last minute, they'll be like "lol, jk Trump has to go to court."
Theyll just contibue the same bullshit and call him nazi racist hitler……
And even 2020 debates were such a joke,
Trump debsting Biden AND the moderators
One things for sure, America won’t win.
Exactly.
Who will?
@@mitchellhedden1978 the donors
@@thetruth2599
And where are they from?
If Donald trump wins everyone’s life will be significantly better😂💯tf you talking about, were you not alive 5 years ago?
If ozempic and covid vaccination merged the bipartisanship would overload itself
3:55 has made me say Ozempic in that voice for weeks
6:08 😂 that was funny
I went off ssri cold turkey and the ZAPS were insane
but why do that when you can just....not do that?
@@michaellong6179 because I wanted to cum again lol
Yeah I went off cold turkey was taking 2 of them... had massive anxiety and panic attacks...my sex drive (which was nerfed while I was on them) came back with a vengeance I was seeing red for weeks. Fucked up pills man.
Who’s here in 2019?
2019 ha a little late to the party iv been here since 2011
@@drugsmcsnortington it was obviously a joke, 2019 5 days ago??? lol do the math
@@Azzho13 I was making fun of you dingus
Joe Biden turned me gay
I'm here - John Titor-
7:16 - i lost it!
These clips are switching faster than an action movie
Elon put a neurololink in Joe
5:00 i hate you for making me laugh lmao
RFK Jr.!!!!
All the way
That took a turn quick
Greatest team riff of all time !
My holes fell off 😂
Mouth play 😭🤣
6 months to the election and this mf just found out who’s running? Well, I can’t wait to hear his educated opinion
Educated opinion is, it Dosn't matter who wins private equity is in contrôle either way
Hahahaha this comment is hilarious. I can see the sarcastic eyebrow raise when you typed this.
Bro I have siezures like strike things and that's how medical marijuana for me was. I ate and walked my way out of the hospital.. thx bros.. that death bed brownie saved me.. 🦈🍵
Ozempic and drugs in its class work by inhibiting stomach emptying, so you get full quicker (causing weight loss). Most people will experience that. Some more than others, to the point that it can be very uncomfortable. It’s not really a side effect. It’s just how the drug works
My mom is a victim of Ozempic, perfectly healthly 70yo woman, not over weight, doesn’t smoke, walks 5miles a day. that was prescribed this drug, her femur broke unexpectedly, doing nothing, just turned in her bedroom, and femur shattered. Really wanna watch this episode. If you are on this drug please get off immediately.
If your mom was perfectly healthy, why was she prescribed ozempic?
I feel like we’re not getting the full story here
Grown females in chat so sensitive 😂
Wish I had a friend group like this
:(
POOR OLE JOE! ARE WE SERIOUSLY LETTING HIM RUN THIS COUNTY!?😂😮
Biden had some good ❄️❄️❄️😂
No one is better at riding the political fence that Joe Rogan. The man should be awarded a belt buckle.
Well let’s see probably the one who can actually form a coherent sentence
So neither?
I feel like respect for the peaceful transfer of power is more important for a president than giving good speeches, but maybe that's just me
@@wildbread1182 The Russia hoax was not a peaceful transfer of power, unless you are a complete idiot.
@@wildbread1182trump wins
@@jaypallares9350trump wins
Why is Matt's name not in all of these clips titles?
Perhaps because you watch some Jre fan page that just regurgitate clips that others have used?
@@Makabert.Abylon you smart ain't ya
Are you his agent? Who tf cares?
@derriklee287 credit should be given where its due, I hope you're never apart of something and get no credit for doing so
daddy trump comming bck baby
I’ve never heard of anyone going vegan and shitting their bed afterwards lol
RFK jr will win
I think the dismissal of him is hilarious. Absolutely no one is voting FOR Biden. They’re voting AGAINST Trump. I think Kennedy gets alot of those votes.
@@johnalbone30192 agreed. The MSM is mostly blacking him out, which works in his favor. Instead of those lame ass 5 minute interviews where the anchors push their agenda, he is forced to do long-form interviews and podcasts. People can see a candidate who's not only well spoken, but is highly thoughtful and is on our side. He's not a career politician, which is what won Trump the presidency. Not only that, he's the polar opposite of Trump: humble, talks about nothing but the citizens, whereas Trump only talks about himself. His whole pitch this go around is "they stoled the election from ME. I'M back and I'M mad, so elect ME." I could go on and on but everyone knows what I'm talking about. Trump is his own worst enemy, his ego and narcissism will be so much worse if he wins again. Honestly if Trump or Biden win, I have a huge gut feeling it'll be the beginning of the end.
Idk. I hate Trump as a person he’s whack AF but I can get on board with most of his policy. I’d bet he would have Ukrainian and Russia done fighting day 1. It’s why he won’t commit to a side when asked about it. The ridiculous amounts of money flowing overseas would stop. But man dude is a goofball.
I love RFK, he's going to help Trump win the presidency. RFK can be appointed head of CIA
@@pnut3844abletrump has far better policies
"Emperor supreme" ? More like a crunchwrap supreme with that fossil..
Joe saying ''Vegans would say it's your Toxins, lol, toxins coming out of ya''
Let me know if any of this turns out funny, sad or horrifying. No matter how small we'll figure out a way to get something out of it for ourselves if nothing else.
One thing i know is , the system is broken
It is. And I'm voting for Bobby Kennedy so that we can have an American, not a party politician, in the White House.
@@rockytoptom THIS
Michelle Obama 2024
America needs to be inclusive. We need a black female President
@@blackdynamite_5470 "Corruption needs to be inclusive. " There, I fixed it for you.
Ozempic is working great for me
You do know diet and exercise is the cure to diabetes right??
Terry crews needs to run for president!
Bio uhuhu inestinal - sort of - .......things. Gotta love joe
Trump 2024
"Fuckin' rocked my anus, my anus fell off. I took a shit and my anus fell off god damn it" lol Shane reminds me of Louis CK sometimes
Rfk will.
It’s a gaslighting question anyhoo. Everyone with an ounce of integrity knows Puppet Thing won’t be allowed to debate
Bobbi is confused. Poor guys only got half of the right genetics.
RFK Jr. LETS GOOOOO
Comedians on politics
“It’s crazy man”
Do you prefer politicians on politics?
No I prefer politicians on comedians@@RandyBavender-xb2ir
Brainwashed Democrat voter in the chat?
It’s the most obvious it’s ever been that it’s all just a puppet show
Both owned by the tribe
Which is why I'm voting for Bobby Kennedy Jr.
Lol if she's a professor at UTRGV I wouldn't assume she's smart. Good chance she doesn't even have a PhD 😂
What drug cures dementia for an hour or two? My dad has dementia and I would love to have some quality time together. And why haven’t doctors, or the internet, told me that this drug exists?
The titles if the funniest or dumbest question asked in the last 20 years. Get the f....
You can't be serious running either one of them!
I had this one SSRI/SNRI prescription that actually messed up my "elections" even after stopped taking them but thankfully that went away. Scary stuff tho.
What
Kennedy. Kennedy will win the debate if either President Trump or President Biden have the balls to debate him.
They won't have the balls, they've been surgically removed
Trump will dodge debating RFK Jr just like he dodged the draft.
@@rmcpeek1 I'd imagine so
@@rmcpeek1 exactly. No one wants to debate this man, bc he's telling the truth. I really really hope he gets the chance to debate. He would destroy them both
@@rmcpeek1 it should be illegal to skip the debates. It should be a requirement
Trust me if he runs another 4 years it'll definitely go down in history
Go owls!
RFK jr
No
Vermin supreme 2024
Click bait title
We are doomed
We all lose 😢😢😢😢😢😢 RFK 2024??????🎉🎉🎉
“Bio intestinal… things”
Joe isn’t as sharp as he used to be
😆 Cool! Thanks For Sharing 💯♥️👏🏼
….Keep it coming.
Any kind of comment you leave it doesn’t matter what it is supposedly helps the algorithm .
I’ll probably get on the nerves of every CZcamsr out there …but yeah man .
The odds do them talking about ozempic after my doctor literally prescribed it to me today, unprompted. I’ve been going to the same doctor for 16 years so we have a good relationship and I am the second heaviest I’ve ever been so I don’t think it’s the typical “doctor pushing something” situation.
Good luck
I mean as long as the chances of you getting the side effect are around one percent you should be fine. Some people just aren’t lucky.
If your doctor is recommending it, then it will probably do you some good. It's the people taking it strictly to get skinny that are toeing the line of danger.
@@johntony6974 that’s my thoughts on it too. She’s never given me something that impacted me negatively and has actually steered me away from things I’ve asked about because they wouldn’t be good or work for me specifically
Best of luck to your anus
Joe for President!
BYEdin
They did they gave Obama weed 2012
And little succulent hotdogs
Cheese pizzas aswell I heard
DemocRats responsible for child trafficking at the border. Great job biden voters 👏🏼
Ok Karen/ foxnews.
@@tedmarley4341 So original of you boomer low info.
Biden should have definitely jumped on this early, but there's a bill on the table now that was endorsed by border agents that republicans quashed...after they wrote it, and at trumps behest. So I gotta ask ya, is it better to get the funding to the border now, or wait a year so your guy can claim credit?
@@DanielHBuchmann Biden caused the border issue by undoing all of Trumps policies via executive order on his first day in office. Had he left the policies in place we would be much better off but like a petulant child anything with the name Trump on it was done away with.
Honest question; Is Joe being paid for him and his guests to consume Bud Light? They paid UFC post Dylan to advertise their label. Are they paying Joe, too?
Need to let Obama run again
The new sex change medicine.
Remember when Bernie was leading for much of the 2020 primary, and then super Tuesday comes around and black people choose Biden and people are just like "um, okay I guess. I mean we kinda had a plan to- okay then."
This sure didn’t age well.
Try getting off booze
If I had a buck everytime these guys talked about shitting themselves I'd be a fuckin millionaire 😂
Anyone else miss the part where they talk about the debate?? #clickbait
I like Rogan. But don't forget he made fun of Biden being delusional for quoting what trump said. Early before saying someone who speaks like that needs to drop out. But once realised Trump said it. Oh he f'd up. "So no biggie"
Liberalism is a mental disorder
Trump is that guy , I'd get a poster in my house if my girl wasn't a liberal
Be glad she keeps you honest lol.
Trump trump Trump trump Trump trump
Like they are going to let Joe so anything
Go Bobby!!!
Get Walter White on the phone; the president needs a dose.😂
ssri's take longer than a month the head aches and shit are the easy part
That skin that’s black It’s called Fournier gangrene and is life threatening and requires IV antibiotics and urgent surgical evaluation
They’re comedians ?
Joe is slow 😂
Biden is the first president to refuse to debate. It ain’t happening this time
Nah. He's actually got policies to back him up.
@@DanielHBuchmannthat’s a laugh. Everything was cheaper and safer when trump was president
@@Penguinzero1we’re coming out of a GLOBAL pandemic and the US is doing extremely well all things considered. The GDP has surpassed trumps average pre covid. Unemployment lows have surpassed trumps pre covid numbers. Do you have a 401k? They are doing great. Wages are now outpacing inflation. Gas prices are dropping. Did you know we are producing more oil under Biden than trump? Biden created 800,000 jobs with infrastructure. Trump lost 300,000. Biden is pro union, trump is pro right to work. I wonder why that is? Cheap labor perhaps? Violent crime is down. And there’s a border deal on the table the republicans refuse to sign off on. A deal they brokered. Is it perfect? Nope. Are there signs things are getting better? Absolutely, and Joe did that. All without trying to steal a fucking election.
@@Penguinzero1and now trump is talking about cutting “entitlements”, you know like Medicare and social security. How’s that make you feel?
Christ loves you and died for YOU on that cross!🙏✝️
😅😅😅😅
1:22 as someone who was only recently of voting age when Obama ran the second time, I was super inspired by his campaign. I think many of the same people who would have a photo of JFK on their wall, would have pictures of Obama. I mean he was one hell of a Kenyan!
He was a brilliant speaker. Seriously. He doesn’t get enough credit. If anything this administration is making him look bad because people think Obama is running the show. Idk how on earth we got to Trump/Biden again. Kennedy has a legit chance. Besides immediate family there isn’t a soul that are voting FOR Biden. They’re all voting AGAINST Trump. Kennedy might pick up all kinds of votes.
That man made it rain. Mostly hellfire missiles worldwide. But still counts. Imagine him getting a Novel Peace prize............
Like Trump is coherent.. the two oldest men on the planet... why?!
Much more so than ya boi bumbling Biden
@derriklee287 why he gotta be my Boi? I'm not for corporatism or corruption.. I just understand that some choices are better than race baiting, divisive, scheming, proven criminality, and fraudulent other choices.. but alas... ya Boi has a cool hat and a flag on his shoes, and a cool lil wig. And some catchy slogans
@@derriklee287ya boi Trump took sexually evocative photos with his own daughter
@@dabuster55I heard you y’all were boi’s too
@LilRyan8808 he getting the vote... but he's not allowed to say we're friends in public
Please Joe get Trump on your show, i aline with your thoughts 100% minus a few lol, but boss you should be the next running president to just see what happens, we the people will bank roll it, im pretty sure all you have to do is ask and you may receive but with a brain like ours.... man lets lead thies horses to water and see if they drink, ya know? And if not well Darwinism lol
So a bunch of stoned comedians have the answer
Horse pile
Michelle Obama 2024
Trump2024
🤢🤮🤮
@@tedmarley4341better than pedo joe
Why even debate you already know where they both stand. Trump maybe polling better then Biden but Biden gonna win all the minority and independents and all the blue states
Nopr
hey jamie grow a pair and tell shane to piss off...!!!!
Why lol
TRUMP 2024
Traitor
@indigowendigo8464 you both sound like you have a combined IQ of 2.
🤢🤮🤮
@@tedmarley4341 you must love nursing home joe
@indigowendigo8464 Just because you don't like someone that doesn't make them a traitor. Grow up
TRUMP 2024, time to get this country back in the right track, the AMERICAN track💯🇺🇸🫡
traitor
I like Presidents who don't appear on Epsteins flight list 😂
@@brianb8489 you mean the “list” that was created by liberals or the list that came out and had Biden and Obama on it?😂🤡
@@indigowendigo8464 I agree anyone who voted for Biden is a traitor to democracy and should be deported
@@Litfilmz 👈 the village idiot has spoken 😆😆😆
I understand that people don’t like Biden he wasn’t my first but I rather have a president that has a background knowledge of politics government then someone who doesn’t know anything about it not knowing what he’s doing I voted for Biden cause trump doesn’t know what’s he doing also put peoples life in danger also is a criminal
Also Shane literally a democrat or moderate
you are uninformed