my life with Adobe After Effects is this, but it fights back and even kills the Task Manager and my computer. I give it the personality of Vaatu from Kora
Reliable until the war is over and he becomes an abusing heroin addict who hasn't worked in 12 years and has over 20 arrests for assaulting people outside the local mosque. No he's reliable at killing people that look different than him. He's shit at home with actual jobs taxes and stuff to live with.
That's why, when some programs misbehave, simply opening Task Manager - not even actually doing anything in it - sets them straight. Strikes fear in their hearts. Teaches them who's boss.
Me : TASK MANAGERRRR Task Manager : Yes boss ? Me : show me what app is using all my resources Task manager : Okay, you're the boss ! :D Me 10 seconds later : ...task manager ? Task Manager : yea ? Me : N U K E S T E AM
Yeah...About that...Task Manager fails to close programs that actually freeze about half the time. As if that wasn't bad enough, that's assuming you can even turn it on, because for some reason, Task Manager seems to have really low priority for a high-importance program with emergency close functions, so if a program freezes due to memory leak or some such, Windows will never even give Task Manager the time of the CPU's day...
@@tankerkiller125 il often be unable to open folders because one instance of something somewhere is open... sifting through task manager closing every damn thing
first time i saw one of your videos in several years. the animation is so smooth and expressive :O the composition, pacing, and scripting are all so good here :D i love watching artists grow
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@@feru1071 by “actually animates” they don’t mean “actually does the work” they mean “The video looks like an animation and not a PowerPoint presentation” (Disclaimer, I still love those other videos, but I mean… cmon)
Honestly, the only reason we call them animators is because "Storyboarder" or "Comic artist" or "Animatic artist" dont have the same punch Holding them to a standard they never really set out for is kinda 😓
Task manager helped me get out of close loops from software that broke, mad respect for just straight up pulling the software life support and forcing them to close
Task Manager sometimes shows if a program's instance is running in the background. Be sure to check it, if a program tells you that the other program is on!
There was a bug on LOL once that prevented me from closing it out even through task manager. No matter how many times I had task manager tried to close it it would just pop back up again. Eventually I was forced to restart my whole computer. It felt like the nuclear option.
The most accurate portrayal of task manager ever. Although it does raise the question of what happens when you use "end task" to close task manager itself
Unfortunately nowadays they don't even force close tasks anymore unless you search for the task process in a second sub menu. If you force close what you see first it just does a basic close on the program
Something it won't close, mainly because Windows said no. "Access denied" that's really because those are windows processes and the windows will BSoD if they end.
By far the most confusing part is that he has Windows 7 borders while also having the Windows 10 taskbar, while ALSO having the Windows XP shutdown screen.
@@user-je7nq6rz2jakid my birthday was yesterday and did I ask for subs if you want them you gotta work for how do you think Mr beast ssundee sssniperwolf got they subs by bagging?
I like how the task manager is the only person in the computer, who is actually obedient to James, and does what he says, and the fact that he is kind of like a drill sergeant/commando it’s just so funny to me (I am not stealing anybody’s comment before you ask)
“This one” I love how Task Manager asks no questions
I mean yeah it will terminate itself without hesitation irl.
It's his job an he's happy with it
@@RuelParent-sq3chit’ll close any system running no matter how important without question
@@undeadpeakeven system 32?
@@morganphillips8609you can make the machine non functional if you can find the executable function that’s running
Task Manager may just be the greatest character I've ever seen in anything ever.
BRO ONG WTF
@@HazardousJohn1Gasp! You doubt me?
TASK MANAGER!! THIS ONE!
*Dont read my name, ,😏*
@@DontReadMyPicture153time for a rickroll, yeah
He's best boi
"This one" fits so perfectly for what we all know task manager in the end is.
What is it?
@@saudades1002 the special forces unit
@@jbeen4 SWAT for computers
@@saudades1002the destroyer of worlds
"The executioner-ain't"
TASK MANAGER!
Yes boss?
This one…
*obliterates him*
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@@user-je7nq6rz2jayou have over 5k stop begging in all these shorts it’s not even your birthday
@user-je7nq6rz2ja LIAR YOU HAVE 5K YOU SCAMMING LITTLE BOT, WE ALREADY HAVE A POMNI BOT SAYING THIS BRO 🤬🤬🤬
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja you have 5.6k subs
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I love when people make programs have personalities.
Also Task Manager being a man of war is amazing.
my life with Adobe After Effects is this, but it fights back and even kills the Task Manager and my computer. I give it the personality of Vaatu from Kora
Fr it’s so funny
@@mr_nate8911 IT CLOSES TASK MANAGER?!?!? It's too dangerous.
He's a jellyfish? :p
1,000th like lol
Task manager when it smells an unresponsive task: "Oh boy, here I go killing again."
You know who else is killing again.
Rick and morty reference.
Mithzan. Mithzan is killing again.
@@TheBigBadRavenmy mom
Bro has no sympathy
Task Manager is like the ultimate employee, always getting the job done without question. It's like having a reliable sidekick in the digital world.
We Stan task manager👍
STOP BRUV
Like SS Guards
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I love that you captured task manager PERFECTLY
Task manager is the only reliable one. Suiting that it’s a special forces unit
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Reliable until the war is over and he becomes an abusing heroin addict who hasn't worked in 12 years and has over 20 arrests for assaulting people outside the local mosque.
No he's reliable at killing people that look different than him. He's shit at home with actual jobs taxes and stuff to live with.
@@user-je7nq6rz2jamaybe you’d get subscribers if you didn’t try and cheat your way to the top with bots
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja 1:you have 4.2k
2: it probably isnt even your birthday
3: stop begging for subs
@@yanboyan6803imagine talking to bots instead of reporting them
I love how Task Manager is the hit man and just goes along with anything James says
WoF pfp?
@@dtheall86 Indeed. Used to love that series
Task Manager, delete system 32. WAIT NO NO NO, I MEANT TO REBOOT IT NOT DELETE IT. *Task Manager proceeds to terminate system 32*
That's why, when some programs misbehave, simply opening Task Manager - not even actually doing anything in it - sets them straight.
Strikes fear in their hearts. Teaches them who's boss.
@@puffmain3276 Books 1-10 were great imo, but it should've ended there
Task manager literally has to be a reoccurring character, he’s too good at his job
Yesss 💯
"COMMISSAR! DO YOUR DUTY!"
"AS THE EMPEROR WILLS!"
*BLAM*
Never realized until now how useful Task Manager is… I should use it more often
*Dont read my name, ,🔥*
I use it so mutch and it is really useful
Honestly I'd just use another program at that point.
Btw do us all a favor and report any bots on this reply section.
@@CuuBluuuhhh nah
I regularly have task manager open
I love Task Manager and how he's used, because this so damn accurate when you get "close all instances of blank"
Me: What's that?
Taskmanager: Dunno. Want it gone tho?
Me : TASK MANAGERRRR
Task Manager : Yes boss ?
Me : show me what app is using all my resources
Task manager : Okay, you're the boss ! :D
Me 10 seconds later : ...task manager ?
Task Manager : yea ?
Me : N U K E S T E AM
@@adrioumario1369or chrome
@@adrioumario1369TM: you're the boss!
Steam: AAAAAAA-
TM: CPU usage is down by 30% :)
It in the forefront get him o he was also hiding in the background get him again.
Task manager has always been a real one
Can relate. The worst is, when you work on external virtual machines of a contracted company and the taskmanager is locked for "security reasons".
massive respect to task manager for actually working and doing exactly what is asked for years without any hiccups
ehm........windows me......even task manager borked
my task manager is not as powerful as the on/off button.
(he regularly takes breaks, tho i wouldnt pay him less)
Except when it doesn't and the application doesn't close without a reboot.
@@Anonymous-sb9rr That's when you give an app way too much privileges
Yeah...About that...Task Manager fails to close programs that actually freeze about half the time. As if that wasn't bad enough, that's assuming you can even turn it on, because for some reason, Task Manager seems to have really low priority for a high-importance program with emergency close functions, so if a program freezes due to memory leak or some such, Windows will never even give Task Manager the time of the CPU's day...
Task Manager being the most reliable and willing member of the programs is hilarious and completely on-point.
Not even File Explorer or the Desktop is as reliable as Task Manager.
@@tankerkiller125 il often be unable to open folders because one instance of something somewhere is open... sifting through task manager closing every damn thing
based pfp
Then there's my computer. Task Manager tends to lag on a bi-daily basis, and it's frustrating as hell.
@@thomashost272it seems u're using old hard drive, upgrade using ssd.
task manager is the most powerful thing known to humanity
And this is why task manager is the best creation of all time
Task Manager being the only one that actually listens to James and Gmail being a pest is absolutely perfect
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@@user-je7nq6rz2jaSkill issue tbh
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja damn thats rough
how about i force you to deploy in militarized zones in israel tho
@@user-je7nq6rz2jawomp womp lil bro
@@user-je7nq6rz2jaWOMP WOMP
The author of the original Task Manager, Dave Plummer, reacted to this video on his channel Dave’s Garage. :)
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And he appreciates the humour :)
Link? 👀
Found it
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first time i saw one of your videos in several years. the animation is so smooth and expressive :O the composition, pacing, and scripting are all so good here :D i love watching artists grow
😂❤ This is pure therapy for office workers
BLOODY HELL! This is the topmost comment on heew that DOESN'T mention task manager. Holy.
I love how task manager had a gun to force close acrobat. Feels so accurate
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@@user-je7nq6rz2ja Life is full of disappointment ! 🎉
Skill issue.
Cry about it bot.@@user-je7nq6rz2ja
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja You have 4.27K subscribers without content. That should be a big enough accomplishment, yes?
@@user-je7nq6rz2jasuck to be you then
love how task manager is the only competent character here lol, its very realistic ngl
why do you have a thousand likes but no replies
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@@user-je7nq6rz2ja LOL
@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603because the comment didnt need any
@tenidiotaodpizzy4603 Why not?
I mean, comments are only good for the algorithm
Also, there isn't really much to comment about
Task manager my favorite character fr
Just fantastic.I really like the way you make fun with the programs.
Everybody gangsta till Task Manager stops responding
Lol
had that happen to me once
Don't have it open for too long or the font will die then if you let it open for longer it'll fre-
user: taskmanager?
taskmanager: ...
user: ctrl + shift + esc
(up to 10 second wait)
taskmanager: yes sir?
(if taskmanager doesn't revive in 10 seconds it simply starts a new taskmanager)
@@rockpie My task manager opens when the PC boot. And it's always running. Even when the computer is on for days.
Task Manager deserves a raise for his hard work and always competing tasks in a timely manner. Truly the best employee we’ve got.
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@@user-je7nq6rz2ja happy birthday
Try not begging. @@user-je7nq6rz2ja
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja
hello user, i would like to like for you to know that we’ve seen through your crap and nobody cares, good day and enjoy your nonexistent birthday
you comment this in a ton of videos and you already got 4k subs with it also it's not your birthday @@user-je7nq6rz2ja
Task manager - " I am the honoured one "😂
I swear. Once you get Adobe it thinks it owns your computer.
Task Manager : The Only thing Windows never screws up and never dissapoints you
Dave Plummer to the rescue
Until it itself lags upon opening. 😅
Shhhhhh They will hear you.
Give it time
Task manager is blocked on my school device 😭
"TASK MANAGER!"
"Yes Boss?"
"THIS ONE"
Im crying that is so accurate😂😂😂
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@@user-je7nq6rz2ja we do NOT care
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja Not true bot.
Task manager is the Soldier we all need
Taskmanger: _has stopped responding_
Me: YOU WHERE THE CHOOSEN ONE!
An man of conviction, sheer willpower, and a drive to do anything to get the job done. They call him, the task manager.
professionals have standards
Legend has it the Task Manager closed down 3 different programs at the same time, using nothing but "Force Quit"...
Ngl ”The Task Manager” as a name kinda goes hard. Especially for a hitman style character
I heard he once stopped three programs at a bar with a single click. A fucking click.
shoutout to james for being one of like three storytime animators that actually animates
Fr 😭
Most do, just very little of the final product, the same way he does
@@feru1071 by “actually animates” they don’t mean “actually does the work” they mean “The video looks like an animation and not a PowerPoint presentation”
(Disclaimer, I still love those other videos, but I mean… cmon)
@@wiggle143 you're probably right, thanks
Honestly, the only reason we call them animators is because "Storyboarder" or "Comic artist" or "Animatic artist" dont have the same punch
Holding them to a standard they never really set out for is kinda 😓
Task Manager is so badass
Task manager helped me get out of close loops from software that broke, mad respect for just straight up pulling the software life support and forcing them to close
I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF TASK MANAGER THAT WAY
I LOVE IT
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@@user-je7nq6rz2jaThen make content.
@@user-je7nq6rz2jadie lmao
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja skill issue
HELL YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
So that’s why James is never uploading task manager blew up his whole computer
*Dont read my name, ,😏*
@@DontReadMyPicture153 just shut up
@@DontReadMyPicture153no one likes you
@@DontReadMyPicture153shut up
@@tristanwebb5290*no
Also you are entirely correct.
The depiction of Task Manager is so accurate
Task manager is the GOAT
The softwares having different shading colors was so genius.
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@@user-je7nq6rz2ja L skill issues
Womp womp @@user-je7nq6rz2ja
@user-je7nq6rz2ja thats.our prob😢.why?
@@user-je7nq6rz2jaomg so sad, I’ll give u my lack of care as a birthday gift
i love the way your humor has evolved over the years. been LOVING your stuff lately man!
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@@user-je7nq6rz2ja You don't need any subscribers for your birthday you should be content with yourself
Today is my birthday but my wish never came true
"TASK MANAGER! Nuke it."
May just be one of the hardest lines ever
Task Manager sometimes shows if a program's instance is running in the background. Be sure to check it, if a program tells you that the other program is on!
Search and destroy
There was a bug on LOL once that prevented me from closing it out even through task manager. No matter how many times I had task manager tried to close it it would just pop back up again. Eventually I was forced to restart my whole computer. It felt like the nuclear option.
@tristanlawson1938 did you check for a instance with the most usage?
@@tristanlawson1938 Some apps can’t be closed like for example Windows security or device parts like memory or something
@@nintendochief4989 they had to Nerf task manager.
The task manager bit might be the most relatable thing I've seen in my life
I love task manager 😭
„Task manager, this one.“ killed me 😂
The Acrobat update was really testing James's patience 💀
*Dont read my name, ,💤*
Odd1sout is mid
YOU DEFINETLY ARE FOLLOWING ME
go away!!!!!
It’s him
I love seeing Task Manager as the most useful and optimistic program, while also being the most violent one.
Edit: Oh gosh, so many likes!
He just gets the job done, no fuss!
*Dont read my name, ,😏*
It's the only way to exit bing when you click it by error and don't want to answer the cookie thing
This comment gives me "almost accurate character description of N in murder drones" vibes!
Absolutely
the task manager joke is the most relatable thing ever
“I thought I set you to update automatically” “yeah” 😂
The most accurate portrayal of task manager ever. Although it does raise the question of what happens when you use "end task" to close task manager itself
Oh... OH NOW I GET IT
soldier equalizer taunt be like:
I will do it no question asked
I done it, it opens right back up, confirmed immortal
@@robloxboxertblocked Yup, but you just missed some enemy passing by
This is why I love Task Manager,
They don’t ask why they deserve it, they just obey
Unfortunately nowadays they don't even force close tasks anymore unless you search for the task process in a second sub menu.
If you force close what you see first it just does a basic close on the program
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Something it won't close, mainly because Windows said no.
"Access denied" that's really because those are windows processes and the windows will BSoD if they end.
Good soldiers follow orders
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja Womp womp
"Actually this is offensive becaus-"
"TASK MANAGER, NUK'EM"
Get a new joke
The fact that this loops is a lovely thing.
(Opens task manager)
"Task manager is not responding"
(audible sounds of anguish)
Task manager is on strike
I've been there 😢
Or when it actually cant overlap the game thats crashed and you cant do anything but a hard restart.
Now THAT is an avengers level threat
Task Manager is that one Manager at work that scares ALL applications (workers) into working properly 😂
It's true lol. I've had some programs be fixed just by me OPENING task manager!
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@@themudpit621Software: Breaking
User: Opens Task Manager
Software: So, uh, where were we?
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja non-shameful plug
@@user-je7nq6rz2ja L
I love the fact that the whole community agrees that task manager is op
you know you're eff'ed when even task manager freezes up
The relief I felt at that old sound was not something I saw coming
So many late hours at an early age ended with sleep shortly after that.
@@PaulRudd1941 I swear I hear it when I get tired.
Task manager always being the real one
O> To you Task Manager!
You da real one.
By far the most confusing part is that he has Windows 7 borders while also having the Windows 10 taskbar, while ALSO having the Windows XP shutdown screen.
Task Manager-"Fear will keep local programs in line"
Never thought I’d see James animate a double barrel shotgun but here we are
And not just any, a DB-12 pump action
I see 3 shotguns animated together with force quit as its name
OMG I didn't even think about that XD
Task manager casually doing the escape plan/equalizer taunt kill in the end
It's just a generic grenade throw, not the taunt specifically. Would be sick if it was, though.
Come ‘ere cupcake
Task manager aint fucking around no more
The ultimate solution
The mighty TASK MANAGER
James:"peace was never an option"
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@@user-je7nq6rz2jakid my birthday was yesterday and did I ask for subs if you want them you gotta work for how do you think Mr beast ssundee sssniperwolf got they subs by bagging?
If this turned into a series, I would binge the hell out of it.
This, can't wait for the Photoshop and Premiere episodes.
@@fleetingimmersion and all episode will be just "MEDIACONTENT IS UNAVALIBLE" while being frozen, lmao
Or Microsoft shop lol.
@@n0temalex *T A S K M A N A G E R*
this one
This is pure GOLD!!
Task manager got himself figured out.
Task Manager is the live version of:
*"Fine, I'll do it myself."*
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task manager, so RELATABLE and always happy what he does
Task manager was my best buddy. I thought it was a cheat code when I was a kid to fix everything. Being a commando is just the best
why do I like the task manager so much like he's my favorite character now
I love how he just tells task manager "this one" and that's all the dialogue needed for that
I swear it’s like task manager is the only one that does what you ask it quickly and without any conditioning or questions
Not always the case unfortunately, many apps have scripts that don’t allow you to close them or will immediately reopen when you do
@@asinglefrenchfrythose have a smaller target that has to be shot before you can shoot it
@@theknight660Gotta beat the miniboss first
Got a creative cloud ad right after this.
After this all I can say is I love task manager. It's like my personal manager.
Task Manager actually helps to get rid of tabs that just won’t do what you are trying to do like this. Perfect example James!
task manager is such a life saver
Task manager as an assassin is my new favorite thing
Most relatable thing I’ve seen all day!
I never thought of force closing an app with Task Manager being legitimately shooting it. love it!
The option *is* called "Kill Task" after all.
@Ruvaakdein it's been end task, lately.
Which I feel has more sinister connotations.
I always thought of it like that.
I like how the task manager is the only person in the computer, who is actually obedient to James, and does what he says, and the fact that he is kind of like a drill sergeant/commando it’s just so funny to me (I am not stealing anybody’s comment before you ask)
Did you steal that comment after I asked?
No
I have Task Manager pinned to my taskbar for a reason.
Task manager will always have your back even when the Harlets do not.
Task manager is now my fav character from any of James’s skits
We need a whole movie series about task manager. 😂
Task manager is the only one that actually does what they're told lol.
Task manager is a w, literally life saving
Task Manager is that one friend who will always do his job without problems/questions. He is the GOAT of Windows.
E
Task Manager is a blessing 🫡
I work in IT, this is 10000% accurate
Task Manger just goes straight to choosing violence without any questions
Task manager is a real one 😂😂