The Spiders and the Bees

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  • čas přidán 7. 03. 2019
  • Everyone was so afraid of spiders when what we should have been fearing is bees.
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  • @ErikaLopez-po6bf
    @ErikaLopez-po6bf Před 4 lety +670

    "And theres only a 50% chance that their venomous"
    *Gee thanks JaMeS*

  • @torifevailo7591
    @torifevailo7591 Před 5 lety +773

    *James* : Unless you live in Australia...
    *Me who lives in Australia* :...Shit

  • @jgrod6766
    @jgrod6766 Před měsícem +811

    I absolutely love seeing MatPat, Stephanie, And James in the most wholesome and kind way. You will be missed, and thanks for everything MatPat.

  • @Razorect
    @Razorect Před měsícem +166

    When u learn 5 years later that the baby and mummy spider were voiced by matpat and Steph

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 5 lety +490

    "If you had to fight and a shark. The shark would win."
    *_The more you know_*

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk Před 5 lety +6

      -people on youtube know nothing-
      *people on youtube are so smart*

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 Před 5 lety +1

      Xtreme Cubing how did you put the line on the word

    • @roydriver74
      @roydriver74 Před 5 lety

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache no spider 🕷🕸🦈

    • @nice-qz7gk
      @nice-qz7gk Před 5 lety +1

      @@roydriver74 i mean - word - (no space)

    • @randytherockerrichards7658
      @randytherockerrichards7658 Před 5 lety

      *200th like*

  • @jonahcass2793
    @jonahcass2793 Před 5 lety +400

    But I live In Australia..
    Just don't touch em lol.

  • @OHHHH_MA_GOD
    @OHHHH_MA_GOD Před 6 měsíci +34

    0:34 "a spider crawling up your legs like a frickin pervert"
    The spiders face got me

  • @akira881
    @akira881 Před měsícem +152

    I haven’t realized it was MatPat in the intro until the new CZcams’s channel video

  • @tacosanchez28
    @tacosanchez28 Před 5 lety +658

    I’m in Australia
    *AND EVERY SPIDER WANTS TO KILL ME MATE*

  • @grimoireweiss1396
    @grimoireweiss1396 Před 4 lety +593

    My Therapist: "Realistic Mouth The Odd1 is not real, he can't hurt you.
    Realistic Mouth The Odd1:
    7:35

    • @BronyFan27
      @BronyFan27 Před 4 lety +8

      Shoot The Bullet James: They can’t be making a movie about me!
      But they are!! And they’re using..(7:34)actors...

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo Před 4 lety

      *AAAAAAH*

    • @samzou6255
      @samzou6255 Před 4 lety +2

      i saw your comment right when james said "but remember thats just a theory a-
      *FRICK*

    • @jehanlunca4752
      @jehanlunca4752 Před 4 lety

      @Shin-Goji 216 holy frick holy frick

    • @sweetcisteen
      @sweetcisteen Před 4 lety

      Shoot The Bullet à

  • @ChocoBlobby
    @ChocoBlobby Před měsícem +28

    I can't believe that I never realized it was Matpat and Stephanie doing the mommy spider and baby spider's voice XD

  • @goteamsonic
    @goteamsonic Před 6 měsíci +14

    I have gotten stung HUNDREDS of times by bees but still want to pet them sometimes. They're so FUZZY

    • @yourlilllamabud1714
      @yourlilllamabud1714 Před 10 dny +1

      YUS
      I have a fluffy bee plushie, I recommend getting one if you like bees👍

  • @moondreamer1677
    @moondreamer1677 Před 5 lety +936

    "I'm afraid humans aren't that smart Matthew,"
    Me: That is sometimes accurate.

  • @crafted5199
    @crafted5199 Před 4 lety +404

    “But when a bee lands on you, *Holy frick* “
    “ *T h a t ‘ s t r u e f e a r* ”

    • @chimkennungey8167
      @chimkennungey8167 Před 4 lety +9

      I’ve had a wasp land on my face at 6:45 in the morning for like five minutes on the bus. I had an internal mental breakdown right there. *Never. Again.*

    • @Runrunrun38
      @Runrunrun38 Před 4 lety +2

      The Crafted Creeper YT I died when he said this

    • @farahtorres6212
      @farahtorres6212 Před 4 lety +3

      “What are u saying about dangerous colors America”

    • @sarahmohammadi7232
      @sarahmohammadi7232 Před 4 lety +1

      The Crafted Creeper YT true

    • @taralefebvre2889
      @taralefebvre2889 Před 4 lety

      Yasssss

  • @x1g728
    @x1g728 Před měsícem +10

    He started talking about bees at 4:43 which is exactly halfway through the video. The attention to detail deserves recognition.

  • @theopoaxisuponus2004
    @theopoaxisuponus2004 Před měsícem +7

    i never did realise that that was stephanie and matthew in the first few minutes.

  • @naiahenley8893
    @naiahenley8893 Před 5 lety +271

    So what did we learn in this video?
    "BEE puns🐝"

  • @user-vk3du4nx7h
    @user-vk3du4nx7h Před 4 lety +1016

    *Bees:*
    *-Fuzzy bois*
    *-They buzz*
    *-p o l l i n a t e*
    *-Cute lil bumble bois*
    *Wasps:*
    *-Evil*
    *-Must be destroyed*
    *-Stings you for no reason*
    *-They can call die for all I care*

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 Před 4 lety +20

      I have a pet wasp :(

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 Před 4 lety +21

      KFC kill it

    • @imanihall1893
      @imanihall1893 Před 4 lety +10

      @@sl8103 But I love him

    • @arty0517
      @arty0517 Před 4 lety +7

      The bee is also the wasp for me....T^T

    • @marigraceatienza9881
      @marigraceatienza9881 Před 4 lety +7

      BEElieve every BEE in the planet earth and BEE the good BEE you are vuxedo
      BEE the most loving care vuxedo (did I spell your name right?)

  • @RavenDoodlesWCUE
    @RavenDoodlesWCUE Před 4 dny +1

    I honestly still freak out when a wasp just lands on me and stays there for MINUTES.

  • @3Dmilkcartorn
    @3Dmilkcartorn Před 5 měsíci +5

    i never got stung by bees

    • @EduardoLeoAdrien
      @EduardoLeoAdrien Před 24 dny +3

      Me to

    • @Idke678
      @Idke678 Před 22 dny +1

      Me three

    • @FlootFly-gu9fd
      @FlootFly-gu9fd Před 15 dny

      No Shit Sherlock

    • @amandawoods2157
      @amandawoods2157 Před 10 dny

      @@FlootFly-gu9fd? Okay First up being stung by a bee is common, I’m lucky to have never been stung HOWEVER… you would have never known that they’d never been stuck if they haven’t have said or told you. There was no need to reply to this comment so if you’ll politely shut the fvck up, I’d appreciate it.

    • @Call_me_kya_
      @Call_me_kya_ Před 3 dny

      Same

  • @justinguzman9472
    @justinguzman9472 Před 4 lety +440

    7:34 “Holy Frick, that’s true fear.” 🤣🤣

  • @thatrandomfan3133
    @thatrandomfan3133 Před 5 lety +278

    James: “what did we learn?”
    Me: *to wear my seatbelt!*

    • @RexOM9
      @RexOM9 Před 5 lety

      tHaT rAnDoM fAn true

  • @Fellow_Schwartz
    @Fellow_Schwartz Před 24 dny +1

    0:34
    "Ok, fine, if you're in the shower and you see a spider crawling up your leg, like a freaking pervert- then that's an appropriate time to freak out" this is my favorite ducking line-

  • @purolin9331
    @purolin9331 Před měsícem +5

    I will miss matpat 😢

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR Před 5 lety +405

    You are making me feel really bad about my hate of spiders.

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp Před 5 lety +7

      You should feel bad.

    • @emopigeon22
      @emopigeon22 Před 5 lety +1

      U should be

    • @marissalunn2703
      @marissalunn2703 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Mr_Mimestamp why? I hate them and that's because I have severe arachnophobia AND that's because one traumatized me when I was 7

    • @NessaOfDorthonion
      @NessaOfDorthonion Před 5 lety +1

      If you hate spiders then house centipedes are a good solution, they eat spiders.

    • @jaasllenee
      @jaasllenee Před 5 lety +1

      I had my 1st panic attack because of a daddy long legs.

  • @alyssajulaton4190
    @alyssajulaton4190 Před 4 lety +518

    “they don’t know how to open doors”
    *spider crawls under door *

  • @vevixie6976
    @vevixie6976 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "but when a bee lands on your arm?......
    Holy frick"

  • @Marycharles168
    @Marycharles168 Před měsícem +2

    I hope people know that spiders and bees are good creatures that help our environment.😊

  • @pratima8330
    @pratima8330 Před 4 lety +533

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    No wait, violets are violet
    *GREAT* , now I'm confused

    • @princerichards6279
      @princerichards6279 Před 4 lety +5

      pratima gakhar NOICE

    • @elchuloeugene2568
      @elchuloeugene2568 Před 4 lety +4

      It was good but wut does this have 2 do with the video

    • @Bexyboo7
      @Bexyboo7 Před 4 lety +4

      Nice Lol!

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo Před 4 lety +8

      Roses are blue,
      Violets are red.
      Why did you leave me Karen.
      What did I...what did i do....

    • @elchuloeugene2568
      @elchuloeugene2568 Před 4 lety +1

      @@MonoCrowbo isnt it roses r red violets r blue and who the frick is karen

  • @bronopaly9835
    @bronopaly9835 Před 5 lety +210

    0:46
    Spiders webs are too weak to trap you
    3:46
    Spider webs are stronger than bullet proof vests

  • @ba11istic21
    @ba11istic21 Před měsícem +5

    Matthew was matpat and I just realized

  • @Cardboard_Stitches
    @Cardboard_Stitches Před 7 dny

    I've saved many wasps in my day, and they are pretty chill once they realize you have nothing to offer them.

  • @chochiip4485
    @chochiip4485 Před 5 lety +446

    "Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low."
    .....Send Help ;-;

    • @incidentmemezzz6943
      @incidentmemezzz6943 Před 5 lety +1

      I feel u

    • @danieldiar5998
      @danieldiar5998 Před 5 lety +4

      i live in Australia and its beautiful here

    • @lloydbautista2055
      @lloydbautista2055 Před 5 lety +6

      Actually only 2 people have died of spider bites in Australia in the last 40 years. The dangerousness of Australian wildlife is just massively overplayed in the US.

    • @SolarisTwili
      @SolarisTwili Před 5 lety +1

      Chochiip aussie fam

    • @GamerMoment_
      @GamerMoment_ Před 5 lety +1

      Every time I see one I shit myself and bust out a can of axe and a lighter

  • @derekpayne4279
    @derekpayne4279 Před 4 lety +672

    Me: “it’s just a spider!”
    Also me: *screams and runs*

    • @DEAD-oh7bu
      @DEAD-oh7bu Před 4 lety +2

      I do the same 😐

    • @j4zissc00l7
      @j4zissc00l7 Před 4 lety +1

      Heyy :p SAME

    • @hugoismycat5030
      @hugoismycat5030 Před 4 lety

      Can i have it?

    • @bunnyhunny2939
      @bunnyhunny2939 Před 4 lety +2

      My friend when sees a Spider:awww só cute *puts OUTDIDE* me when sees a Spider: ITS A MONSTA HALP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT

    • @jester6298
      @jester6298 Před 4 lety +1

      Me:*burns the house while screaming súper loud*

  • @christelgei
    @christelgei Před 2 měsíci +2

    jumping spiders are actually SOOOOO cute

  • @imjustbored7669
    @imjustbored7669 Před měsícem +1

    I genuinely think James and Matt pat have the exact same vocal cords, I’ve never told the difference between their voices

  • @BrightHeart-LostFace
    @BrightHeart-LostFace Před 4 lety +295

    7:35,
    *_WHEN YOUR CRUSH NOTICED YOU AND YOU WANNA BE C U T E_*

    • @green_crocs6234
      @green_crocs6234 Před 4 lety +3

      •*Bright.Heart-Lost.Face*• ooooohhhh yesssss 😂😂

    • @ryantaranto6638
      @ryantaranto6638 Před 4 lety +4

      Haha

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y Před 4 lety +5

      FRICK

    • @gracelynn6700
      @gracelynn6700 Před 4 lety +1

      Well my crush is....my best friends brother XD so im friends with them

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y Před 4 lety +2

      xXGacha BubblegumXx awkward but cool

  • @aprilstrevens1743
    @aprilstrevens1743 Před 5 lety +371

    Me: Oh wow I guess spiders aren’t that bad
    James: Except for Australia
    Me: *_dies_*

    • @penguintato3752
      @penguintato3752 Před 5 lety +3

      You live unserwater, you'll be fine

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 Před 5 lety +1

      @@penguintato3752 yeah but what about the swimming danger noodles

    • @pieterd3408
      @pieterd3408 Před 5 lety +1

      @@aprilstrevens1743 Nope Ropes

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 Před 5 lety +1

      Air? The planes, Birds that are viscious, flying baby spiders? Mosquitous, bugs etc. etc.

    • @aprilstrevens1743
      @aprilstrevens1743 Před 5 lety +1

      @Edward Gross ok i understand ur point but.... never. Ever. Call. A. Koala. A. Drop. Bear. Ever. In. Your. Life. Again. But yeah

  • @LittleJellyHat
    @LittleJellyHat Před měsícem +4

    OMG IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS TO REALIZE THAT THE SPIDERS WERE MATT AND STEPH!!!

    • @feanyvideos5239
      @feanyvideos5239 Před měsícem +2

      BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING

  • @SolaceWilliam
    @SolaceWilliam Před měsícem +1

    James: “People with arachnophobia have an irrational fear of spiders.”
    *me who was bitten by an extremely venomous spider at 2 years old*
    Me: “woooooooooow.”

  • @mysticstar9243
    @mysticstar9243 Před 5 lety +244

    I have a spider in my room he just chills on the wall... I’ve named him Betty!

    • @harshedmallow2743
      @harshedmallow2743 Před 5 lety +5

      Same, except mine is named Timmy

    • @Kernalpanik
      @Kernalpanik Před 5 lety +8

      Me too i called him deady hes a splatter on the wall now

    • @blueraccoon_3597
      @blueraccoon_3597 Před 5 lety +3

      I had one not too long ago but i took it outside :[

    • @shane-gq1xy
      @shane-gq1xy Před 5 lety +2

      *click If yah scared of spider*
      czcams.com/video/xNHMJKvzTR0/video.html

    • @tasveergraphy8492
      @tasveergraphy8492 Před 5 lety +2

      Have you subscribed to pewdiepie?

  • @elitetopia8071
    @elitetopia8071 Před 3 lety +641

    Spider: “Never seeing the sun, children smile, or graduate college.”
    2020: You’re not alone.

  • @Domin-Ant
    @Domin-Ant Před měsícem +3

    Fun fact: at 0:00 the spiders were actually voiced by matpat and steph

  • @KymaniSmith-kf4lh
    @KymaniSmith-kf4lh Před měsícem +3

    0:01 bye matpat

  • @lukelim9268
    @lukelim9268 Před 4 lety +527

    "... Only Like 50% Of Spiders Are Venomous Unless You Live In Australia."
    *Sigh*

  • @Lumord
    @Lumord Před 4 lety +339

    Once while I was in the shower, I saw a spider. I tried to keep track of where it was but it disappeared. Haven't showered since.

  • @user-cc8bj7iw6d
    @user-cc8bj7iw6d Před měsícem +5

    Bro it's matpat

  • @user-lv4mc4si6e
    @user-lv4mc4si6e Před 20 dny

    James: "There webs aren't that strong"
    Also James " so next time you go to a gun fight were spider web"

  • @jordanfrench9908
    @jordanfrench9908 Před 5 lety +252

    "But then, when a bee lands on your arm,"
    *HOLY FRICK*

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 Před 5 lety +3

      Jordan French *THATS TRUE FEAR*

    • @DexterRL
      @DexterRL Před 5 lety +1

      @@GojiBoiEarth1964 a wasp landed on my foot and i just stood there and took a pic

    • @GojiBoiEarth1964
      @GojiBoiEarth1964 Před 5 lety

      Dexter the Cat well if ether a wasp or a hornet (or a yellow jacket but they are wasp but there nest are underground) you have to stand still and HOPE that it doesn’t sting since there REALLY aggressive

    • @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327
      @markellefultzeatingasugarc9327 Před 5 lety +1

      U sAid THe FRIcK WorD

    • @exilehax2804
      @exilehax2804 Před 5 lety

      When a bee lands on your arm just leave it but if a hornet lands on your *FRICKING* face Just Scream BEES

  • @sqsiigal
    @sqsiigal Před 5 lety +304

    “Our species is completely harmless to them”
    Me: *Looks at spider bite scar* Hhmmm...

    • @thehuckleberry8349
      @thehuckleberry8349 Před 5 lety +5

      *looks at my brother's brown recluse bite* Hrmmmm

    • @Spock1777
      @Spock1777 Před 5 lety +1

      The majority of spider species are harmless.

    • @thehuckleberry8349
      @thehuckleberry8349 Před 5 lety

      @@Spock1777 There are more than 40,000 species ofspiders, almost all of them venomous

    • @thehuckleberry8349
      @thehuckleberry8349 Před 5 lety +2

      @Captain Yamato The average person doesn't take time to learn the differences between all of those varieties of spider. No matter what a spider is a spider and I'm not going to sit around and wait for it to bite someone, I'm going to smash it with a shoe

    • @sweetea3272
      @sweetea3272 Před 5 lety

      Thank yew!!!
      My recluse bite scar is still over the size of a quarter.

  • @waizaraffath5434
    @waizaraffath5434 Před 2 dny +1

    0:04 ever since I learned that their voice actors are married and that they are actually MATPAT AND STEPHANIE, I’ve been in disbelief

  • @EriiDeratolenOfficial
    @EriiDeratolenOfficial Před 11 dny

    “Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low.”
    The chances are low, but never zero.

  • @Trebwar2012
    @Trebwar2012 Před 5 lety +413

    Scientist: Bees are dying at a fast rate.
    James: WELL GOOD FOR THEM

    • @theseeker3383
      @theseeker3383 Před 5 lety

      Bakugo

    • @zaitsu2461
      @zaitsu2461 Před 5 lety

      Bakugo

    • @KO-jx6ps
      @KO-jx6ps Před 5 lety

      🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

    • @n3p1un3
      @n3p1un3 Před 5 lety

      Everyone in chat just saying bakugou? XD

    • @seuldoll
      @seuldoll Před 5 lety

      bAKUGOU?

  • @cz8176
    @cz8176 Před 4 lety +2233

    Me: Sees spider on the floor
    Also me: If you staying here you paying rent bro.

  • @morfa_studios6698
    @morfa_studios6698 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Yes, I live in Australia and Yes, my friends and family occasionally let spiders onto their hands. Half of us just love spiders for some reason, despite living in the only places where we are likely to die from picking them up. Yet we still pick them up. Why? Cause they’re cute.

    • @Official_lord_noob
      @Official_lord_noob Před měsícem

      Whats ur favourite? Was in australia in december and came 3 weeks later. Saw 2 sydney funnel webs so that was slightly scary. Also saw a huntsman

    • @futuza
      @futuza Před 17 dny +1

      Huntsmen are fine, but a bloody funnel? Run.

  • @isabellafierro9687
    @isabellafierro9687 Před měsícem +3

    how did i not know that matpat and stephanie voiced the first bit what the hell

  • @mizzmia7576
    @mizzmia7576 Před 5 lety +228

    Teacher:What did we learn today?
    Kids: TIME TO KILL WASP!

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar Před 5 lety +210

    When I was little, there was a common household spider that used to crawl around my house. I named him Boris. I held him in my hand one time. We were good friends. That was a long time ago. He’s probably dead. I miss Boris.
    #RIPBoris

  • @Duster_WCUE
    @Duster_WCUE Před 12 dny

    "i harmlessly immobilize spiders with thumb tacks and pull silk out of their abdomen to add to my ever increasing collection"
    ...
    "i dont feel comfortable with you anymore patrick"

  • @Bacteria799
    @Bacteria799 Před 5 měsíci

    One time, a wasp landed on my fricking LIPS, and oh boy, that was actual TRUE FEAR

  • @ryantyanmyan2528
    @ryantyanmyan2528 Před 5 lety +186

    “Their webs are too weak to trap you”
    “The silk that makes up a spider web is stronger than he fibers that make up a bullet proof vest”

    • @gachagamer2428
      @gachagamer2428 Před 5 lety +4

      James we need answers

    • @yeahboi1931
      @yeahboi1931 Před 5 lety +2

      If it builds up it can make a bullet proof vest

    • @futuza
      @futuza Před 17 dny

      Compare a single thread of a bullet proof vest to a thread of web. One is stronger. Now compare an entire vest made out of spider silk thread to a regular bullet proof vest and see which one is better. If spider silk were the same size as a steel beam, it would be stronger, likewise if you shrunk a steel beam down to a single spider-silk thread size, it would be weaker. Obviously steel is stronger if you're comparing typical volume/mass, but if you fairly compare the molecular strength from a relative standpoint there's no discrepancy.

  • @444Lui
    @444Lui Před 5 lety +278

    Me: I love bees and and there good for the environment
    A bee: Buzz
    Me,Shaking and crying: please dont hurt me

    • @spawnisanevilbastard2146
      @spawnisanevilbastard2146 Před 5 lety

      Same

    • @glibernstienadulfa5024
      @glibernstienadulfa5024 Před 5 lety

      Hi, kiddo

    • @amyshaffer6070
      @amyshaffer6070 Před 5 lety

      Storm ZapToiD at my school we have carpenter bees all around us but I am not scared

    • @Gabi-qb9kq
      @Gabi-qb9kq Před 5 lety

      Wrong THERE! You wrote there instead of their

    • @guim3017
      @guim3017 Před 5 lety

      @@Gabi-qb9kq Both are wrong, its they're XD (in case you're wondering, it's they're because they're is an abreviation for they are).

  • @Aeronaut74
    @Aeronaut74 Před 3 dny

    The huntsman spider has all the hallmarks that incite arachnophobia in humans. *They're hairy, long-legged, usually dark coloured to support nocturnal camouflage and have a habit of scuttling about at night.*

  • @THEFUNSOCIETY54
    @THEFUNSOCIETY54 Před měsícem +1

    Seeing matpat in this is so wholesome ❤️

  • @scarlettanderson1797
    @scarlettanderson1797 Před 5 lety +223

    "unless you live in australia"
    you see the problem is i do live in australia

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy Před 5 lety +869

    The birds didn't get Harry
    *_the wasps did_*

  • @kaiv.5055
    @kaiv.5055 Před 17 dny +1

    "why don't humans like us?"
    Me fr: BECAUSE YOUR BLA-

  • @fanglo
    @fanglo Před 18 dny +1

    I don’t care about the pain, the poison. it’s just…,..
    WHY DO THEY HAVE A MILLION LEGS

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 Před 5 lety +4699

    I’ve been stung by a bee 0 times
    Been stung by a hornet 3 times
    Screw hornets

    • @catie_m
      @catie_m Před 5 lety +25

      thank you!

    • @artandfiction4534
      @artandfiction4534 Před 5 lety +65

      I've never been stung by a bee, and a yellow jacket tried to sting me twice. It stung me at the waist, somehow, and (since they can't tell the difference between each living being), it stung my dad beside the eye. Then it died.

    • @briapryor1709
      @briapryor1709 Před 5 lety +57

      I’ve never gotten stung or bitten, but I’m still scared.

    • @hueyyunnwong2687
      @hueyyunnwong2687 Před 5 lety +14

      6 minutes 180 likes

    • @mightybush946
      @mightybush946 Před 5 lety +12

      Hornets are soo much worse

  • @ex0scarzy294
    @ex0scarzy294 Před 4 lety +611

    “Yay I’m from Australia time to go human hunting”
    -Spiders

  • @treefish008
    @treefish008 Před 3 měsíci

    I’ve lived in rural Northern Australia for 17 years and have never once seen a venomous spider or been bitten by a spider at all. Ive seen spiders the size of my hand but those are the best spiders, they don’t make webs and are afraid of you so they won’t come near you if they can avoid it. Spiders are beautiful and should be loved

  • @UniwolfYT
    @UniwolfYT Před 4 měsíci +1

    i once held a wasp and didn’t get stung, and i didn’t even get scared. I am fearless lol

  • @esmeralda6622
    @esmeralda6622 Před 5 lety +246

    scoop up it up with a piece of paper
    and...YEET IT OUTSIDE

  • @aaccountforminitoonbrother5901

    Lil spider: “mommy, why does people hate us?”
    Me: “It’s hard to explain...”

    • @mundocalissa5121
      @mundocalissa5121 Před 4 lety +5

      Me: Well, basically humans are *dumb*. They caused so many things that hurt the planet, but only pay attention to their actions when a cute species like the panda is about to go extinct or when it’s already to late. Your great great great great great great great great great great thirteenth cousin was a dodo, and humans killed all of her kind. She is still alive, she is hiding out with big foot, but humans are not that smart. Also, phobias are a thing. Night night, don’t let the big books slam down on your body. Love you!

    • @TheOnlyGamingMC
      @TheOnlyGamingMC Před 4 lety +3

      @@mundocalissa5121 this guy is also dumb "Why DOES people hate us?"

    • @sayedalduma
      @sayedalduma Před 4 lety

      I would say because they drink bees blood.

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 Před 4 lety +2

      You're the spider's mother?

    • @rhettdoesstuff
      @rhettdoesstuff Před 4 lety +1

      Well I have arachnophobia

  • @Gruntwitagun
    @Gruntwitagun Před měsícem

    “Harmlessly immobilize the spider”
    Meanwhile it being violated

  • @LizIsntCool17
    @LizIsntCool17 Před 2 měsíci

    I once had a shower spider, it didn't bite me, didn't crawl on me, all it did was sit in the corner. That cured my fear of spiders

  • @KaioBeatz
    @KaioBeatz Před 5 lety +244

    "And there’s only like a 50% chance they’re poisonous"
    *Proceeds to make a video to defend spiders*

    • @BlueyTheCreepz
      @BlueyTheCreepz Před 5 lety +4

      Venomous*

    • @isyistired77
      @isyistired77 Před 5 lety +2

      Even if they are venomous, if your sensible the likely hood of of being bitten is ridiculously low and the chance of dieing if you are bitten (even by a venomous one) is even lower

    • @Wildman-lc3ur
      @Wildman-lc3ur Před 5 lety +2

      Poison is eaten or inhaled as for venom is injected

    • @PrinceWinter2010
      @PrinceWinter2010 Před 6 měsíci

      I caught a black widow yesterday.

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations Před 5 lety +547

    Only _one_ Bee Movie refrence?! Wow man, that's restraint.

  • @user-bb5mx4fg6q
    @user-bb5mx4fg6q Před měsícem

    Bitten by a spider: 0
    Stung by a hornet: 11
    Numbers don't lie.

  • @cleetuscleetussofunnyfunny6454
    @cleetuscleetussofunnyfunny6454 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I have NEVER been stung by a bee because I was extremely scared of bees

  • @yourmajesty761
    @yourmajesty761 Před 5 lety +320

    James: unless you live in Australia, spiders aren't that venomous
    Me: *currently in Australia* *leaves the room* 😂😂

    • @sarahjane7432
      @sarahjane7432 Před 5 lety +3

      I was like...what if you live in Australia...next second...unless you live in Australia....

    • @jaydenabrahams3736
      @jaydenabrahams3736 Před 5 lety

      Beatrice Hoggemburk same

    • @omarsukar4342
      @omarsukar4342 Před 5 lety +2

      Even if ur in Australia it's a pretty low chance of getting bitten by a venomous spider

    • @nikolaytoshev5720
      @nikolaytoshev5720 Před 5 lety +1

      Outside? Where the spiders can find you?

    • @zabloing4475
      @zabloing4475 Před 5 lety

      Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahahhahaahahahaahhaahhaahhaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😄😄😃😄😄😄😄🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 so funny

  • @hicorpy
    @hicorpy Před 5 lety +340

    "yeet it back into the wild"
    what my parents said when i was born

  • @rocksreviewsreactions337
    @rocksreviewsreactions337 Před měsícem +2

    I only knew this was MatPat and Steph from CZcams's MatPat video. And it's been several years since I first watched this video. 😆

  • @minecraftsurvivalist3160
    @minecraftsurvivalist3160 Před 25 dny +1

    I'm afraid of spiders, bees, wasps and ants.
    Ahem. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @BOH-28
    @BOH-28 Před 5 lety +268

    "James released a video"
    CZcams: Get that to #1 on trending

  • @yazan5265
    @yazan5265 Před 5 lety +793

    Oh god...
    **thought the title meant like the birds and the bees**

  • @kaileegilbert8813
    @kaileegilbert8813 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I've never been stung by a bee, yet I will run for my life whenever one comes within 6 feet of me. Heck, I've even had frickin' NIGHTMARES *solely* about getting stung by a bee. Is there a phobia for this specifically?? Surely there must bee..

  • @Sheffieldunitedfc654
    @Sheffieldunitedfc654 Před 9 dny +1

    When James made that speech made total scence

  • @lucyhuiyulu9936
    @lucyhuiyulu9936 Před 4 lety +316

    James: "Unless you live in Australia..."
    Me: ...
    Also Me: I live in Australia...🇦🇺

    • @Ronn_V
      @Ronn_V Před 4 lety +8

      *Russian National Anthem plays*
      Wait, wRoNg cOuNtRy

    • @nicholascarroll5872
      @nicholascarroll5872 Před 4 lety +1

      Well it’s time die
      -James

    • @ryanif.p
      @ryanif.p Před 4 lety +1

      Sameee 😂😂. In theory, I should be dead 😂

    • @lunardraws8888
      @lunardraws8888 Před 4 lety

      the only thing I have to worry about here in Wisconsin is the bees and wasps

    • @itzyaboiiwill-gamingyeet8245
      @itzyaboiiwill-gamingyeet8245 Před 4 lety

      Lucy Huiyu Lu and spiders arent harmful here guys

  • @ionarogers7869
    @ionarogers7869 Před 5 lety +353

    U were reassuring me that I was absolutely fine with spiders until you said
    “Unless you live in Australia”

  • @aya-of4nz
    @aya-of4nz Před 4 dny +1

    why am i tearing up cuz of this

  • @Ry_guy7
    @Ry_guy7 Před měsícem +1

    I can watch the entire “Watering my Tarantula” series and not freak out even at the biggest jumpscare yet can see the smallest daddy long legs and freak out. Only “dangerous” spider in my state is the black widow, which only was found recently here. Also I fear every single bug don’t ask.

  • @WolfieKapz
    @WolfieKapz Před 5 lety +411

    A spoder climbed on my arm while I was sleeping and woke me up, was that a appropriate time to freak out?

  • @itzcat288
    @itzcat288 Před 5 lety +783

    I have a severe case of arachnophobia...
    I see a spider...
    *I’m leaving the country*

  • @WubboxCringe
    @WubboxCringe Před 4 dny +1

    Mother Spider: our species is comepleteley harmless to humans
    Also Mother Spider: we are responsible for killing more humans every year than other humans do

  • @jessicanorris6983
    @jessicanorris6983 Před 4 měsíci

    “ I’ve been stung by a bee not three times not four times but two times “😂😂
    7:58 we learned not to roast wasps 😂

  • @VibrantVioletVisions
    @VibrantVioletVisions Před 5 lety +17515

    Me: **Has Arachnophobia**
    Video: *Just don't be scared of spiders*
    Me: oh I should have thought of that

  • @theflash691
    @theflash691 Před 5 lety +300

    My friend threw a rock at a beehive once...
    He had a bad day.

  • @kedamono3169
    @kedamono3169 Před 4 dny +1

    Plant flowers and make little beehives for them to live in :)

  • @Miss_Meow17
    @Miss_Meow17 Před měsícem +1

    I agree with wasps, I was in high school and I was walking home with my friends and a wasp landed on one of my friends and we gently freaked out until a teacher came over and got the wasp off and we booked it down the street. We survived. Also wasp also pollinate flowers so :/