13 Things NOT To Do During The Purge
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- 13 things NOT to do if The Purge was real!
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1 Thing Not to Do During the Purge:
Don't be stupid
Kiera Thomas lmao double negative
Lol
Kiera Thomas HAHAHAHAH
Two Things
1. Don't be stupid
2. Don't perticipate because it WILL fail and your crimes will be accounted for, "but crime is fine if you do it in the purge only what comes after the purge matters!" Yeah fair point but after Election Year anyone involved in making this shit happen is 100% definitly gonna get executed.
You are stupid so shut up
imagine moms on purge, they be chasin people with flip flops
A normal gamer mine would have a belt
A normal gamer yep
Lol
Im lmao rn.
Soccer moms?
1: Dont go outside
Me: **goes outside to get mcdonalds**
Thunderbolt lol
Go outside and steal money in bank and steal a faster vehicle.If the purge real
•Neko• that has human meat🙁🙁🙁🙁
BE FAST And Lock Door
Same
If the Purge was real, students from my school would burn down my school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gerardo Estrada Highkey
Then where would you hide
It happened last year
i would burn it too
Gerardo Estrada prob. same w/meh ! 😂
who the hell goes for a night run during the purge wtf
Who the hell goes for a night run?
Koyinsola Oyefeso who the heck runs?
Koyinsola Oyefeso
People who want to die
Cupcake Power 24/7
So do you walk
I like running
Keon491
I would go for a night run
are you Nigerian
Koyinsola Oyefeso Stupid people but ur not
how to survive the puge: take a week vacation in Canada
the purge would only happen in America so you can go anywhere outside the country and live.
+Sn1p3r_ sn0p3 is the purge real or fake??I'm not from America so I'm asking it now
+MykoThe PRo its actually a real thing. it started in 2012. me and my family always visit my grandparents in mexico during it
+Ryder Cortes liar
Random Stuff lmao nice observation. Its a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard
The man with the Jason mask killing people with a butter knife😂
You can call it a 'hockey mask' too...
Yea you can
And that whole thang was fake some of you knew it was fake and some didn't know that was fake
LOL
@@officialwrestlingdavidbrac9655 r/woooosh
How to survive any horror movie:
Be the camera guy
Needs likes so i liked
Stfu
Cameraman always die in the end.
Yeah the camera guy is horror movie legend
@@user-zh1tb8bu5f bro why are you mad?
this should be called 13 things not to do in chicago
Metta World Peace I'm dead
Random Lizard boy
lol
same
Metta World Peace i live in chicago man but im white
Who Would Even Go Outside On The Purge Anyways?😑
to celebrate Independence Day xD
Well you know. Psychopaths, criminals, curious people and idiots. So basically 80% of America
The people who don't watch horror movies
The people who don't watch horror movies
True bruh 🤔
DONT TRIP OVER A LEAF XD
Corpse 💜🖤
@Camila Salinas thank u
2 years ago is when I commented on this video. Damn
At least her friend was smart and left her clumsy ass behind!
4:55 that's me. I die when I get tickled
"If I was in the purge, I'd go... "
Hun, we all know we'd be curling up in our homes crying
Tru
Thicc Snacc True. Even if we tried to go rob something, we’d get killed on our way there.
RIkrkrjffj DJdjdiueud i would go looting to best buy and get 70 inch tvs and every peace of tech
Thicc Snacc If everyone was curled up crying, there'd be no reason to be curled up cryimg
I'd be having a mental breakdown!! Asperger Syndrome (which I'm diagnosed with) + The Purge = the worst thing ever!!
if the purge happens, that means free food for me
Saeta Balangue Jesus im gonna die because of u
Saeta Balangue xDDD
Saeta Balangue me too
Saeta Balangue i
Saeta Balangue right
The Purge: Mothers Day
My mama will be unstoppable
🤣🤣🤣 nice one
bruh id be straight to the apple store to steal me a new phone.
Thief
@@ivanenhaced1751 crime is legal in the purge
@@celestialudenberg9096 yupp
@@ivanenhaced1751 bruh
@@celestialudenberg9096 yeah but it still makes you a D I S G U S T I N G human being
"For the next 12 hours all Crimes are Legal"
Me: Loaded my nerf guns😂
Lmao 😂
I'd be getting my bros for a squads
Kobe Catedral 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂
1.) Don't go outside
2.) Don't piss people off
3.) Don't stay in your house
4.) Get a underground bunker
5.) Have trusty friends
6.) Get a gun
7.) Don't be poor
8.) Certainly don't be rich , your gonna get robbed
9.) Be in the government/illuminati for great protection
10.) Get a Ak47
+CKG
11.) Don't go up to a black person in the hood... YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A GUN FOOL!
Trust
+Aiden Charette
True hehe
CKG
:P
but I am poor..and all I have is a bb gun
and I live in a trailer
Others while purge: Omg, its the purge! I must lock my windows, doors and etc!
Me while purge: Well, too bad that i live in a another country!
Same :(
too bad i live in different continent!
@@lejan.3890 same, Europe is gonna be sat there eating popcorn as the US burns.
Things to do *BEFORE* the purge
*_Move too another planet_*
LeEoO hErE the whole state has it...
Yes
Nope cause its in the whole state but i know a way that you can survive 100%
JOIN THE LARGEST PURGE GANG =D
Nah to another country cause it's every where in America so have a vacation in another country, preferable Iceland and go to Iceland 1-2 week's before the purge because if you do it on the day or day before the purge you're flight might get delayed and you stay in america.
*YES*
aren't "locking yourself outside", "run out of gas", "going for a nightrun", "entering the wrong house" and "go shopping" all just variation of "going outside"
That's what I was saying.
nn s?
s?ls?ls?ls?
also @@#201
+Destiney Young what?
stop
+Shaniya Quintanilla wayamin.. fill my cup,-
I laughed at the idea of a store being open during the purge
Walmart. 24/7.
Jeffrey Astudillo
"Hey, sir, you have to pay for that!"
"All crime is legal....."
"Oh right, my apologies. Happy purging!"
DisTUrBed what a great store keeper (lol)
Jeffrey Astudillo i would just throw a rock and break in
If the purge was real I would steal all the Pokemon cards
I see
@GStreet71 nigga
KAUSHIK CHAKRABORTY does that mean
Your a purge killer?
GStreet71 and u must be a nigga
I have a picachu card, u want it?
It's real.
People during the purge:
I need to lock the windows, doors and stay inside!
Me during the purge:
Let me just go to the shops and steal food and clothes!
Screw that let’s steal pets. Get the most expensive bags from Gucci. Make the ice cream Machine at McDonald’s work.
etc. also get a good outfit bc I don’t wanna die looking like a peasant.
imma rob a Barnes and noble
I would probs just lock myself in a shitty car on the floor with like stuff piled on the seats to make it look junky and not worth anything. Idek.
Hmm...Good Idea, I would Probably Hide in my Shed with My PlayStation and Lock the Door. Carry a Hurley with me and I'll be Grand.
Wendy Liu true but idk I feel like they would put restrictions on travel, like you would have to leave a good month before it starts so they don't think you're purposely trying to skip out
Honey Alyssa I'm pretty sure half the country would be empty that day if they had not done that. Who in their right minds would stay? Going pass any border is surely cheaper than these home security systems and much more safe.
Honey Alyssa well. now we know where you'll be
i would probably still check the dirty car... you never know what youll find.
MAN IF THE PURGE WAS EVER REAL I WOULD JUST CAMP IN A CORNER WITH A SHOTGUN!
Spryyite i would go down to my basement and hide and watch yt whats going on in the world
Kpop Stan Army Monbebe ONCE EXO-L yes
Spryyite pump or tac?
Shane Walsh heavy
Spryyite a tactical or a pump what type of shotgun
Am i the only one that actually thought this was gonna be a legit video on what u must not do in the purge fml
I love how the first killer waited for the guy to die before leaving.
#1 don't die
lol
+Linda Espinoza XD
but it says NOT to do,soooooo......double negative it's die😕
yeah,like,Don't Don't Die
yeah i know
I wouldn't wanna get stabbed with a plastic spoon either
Liv V Or s butter knife :D
Liv V LMAO
Omg that's so funny 😂😂😂 he even took a selfie after he killed him omg I'm ded
As soon as I read your comment, it happened 😂.
"Don't go outside"
Me on my way to find my math teacher: *No body gonna push me down*
Who noticed he used a butter knife🤣
LittleWood :D SPOON
LittleWood :D spoon
Fuck the purge
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
now, who their right mind will go for a night run during the fucking purge wtaf
ClosedStatus a twatwaffle
ClosedStatus ikr that is the easiest way to get killed
Maybe he doesnt know what the purge is and is new to america
Robert Frank would still hit up the gym but unless a dozen people in the purge are going to jump him firearms they probably won't be able to do shit to him lol
if the purge actually happend i would just steal all the food and google cards 😂😂
Good luck activating them cuz where I live maybe everywhere u need to activate google cards to use them so steal them and go behind the counter and activate them and lock pick the register and steal the money and put it back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why is everyone so desperate about food?
@@lilmanq7746 free food mate
@@lilmanq7746 we gon rob mcdonalds
Bro imagine Kevin from home alone in the purge. 😂😂 let that sink in
I find it more impressive he's killing people with a butter knife.
It's almost as bad as being killed by a spoon.
+ShadowLiz actually in that first one he did use a spoon a plastic one.
+Karasu Macha You know what's really impressive? A US Soldier killed a hostile militant with an MRE Spoon
Caesar Augustus that is impressive.
+Karasu Macha and a *SPOON*
Some people “if I was in the purge I would kill this many people”
Me : goes to every every convince store and steals all the food 💀💀😂
Anastasia Smith
Facts, me too.
Don't nobody got time for murder. I want money and food.
Anastasia Smith I will find my deepest enemy lol
Anastasia Smith same😂
I would steal TVs and appliances so I can sell them later
This is wrong you do that you know where your going when the purge ends and you don't know..........JAIL SON
HAHAHAHA
no
I wouldn't even think about going outside anyways.
Edit:3:08 how is dis gurl saying it's cold during a purge and aint scared till she about to die?
I no this man ain’t purging with a BUTTER KNIFE
Isaiah McKnight fuuuuuuuuuuuck
If you are outside during the purge
1: act like your extremely crazy and find the closets sharp object near you
Or
2: join a gang
If you're inside during the purge
1: scatter legos and sharp objects and trash around your room turn everything off mute stuff hide all your valuables and get under the bed
Or
1: Just sit on the couch and lock all doors while watching tv
Extra
1: join them
2: be smart
3: if you're going to steal something be logical and bring a belt full of guns and knife's
4: steal billions of dollars
5: don't talk to anyone
6: stay in your house if you're a chicken *or smart*
7: have fun
So how exactly am I supposed to join a gang I a am not Allowed to talk to anyone?
Not knife's its knives
Hilarious
😂
I choose leto
I feel like realistically there would be way more looting and rape during a Purge.
Idk tho, Ive never murdered anyone.
and drugs haha
Most likely considering all crime would be legal.
yup
ja
I would find a girl and tell her to have sex with me when the purge is going on
Hahaha a butter knife😂
I LAUGHED SO HARD😂😂😂
When the purge starts
I'm Gonna go to the biggest mall I could find and own that shit.
Anyone wanna come with me?
WE GONNA OWN THAT SHIT
I need 100 people
We'll lock all the doors and won't go outside let's build a wall to stay safe inside.
Nicki Da Fat Rat Include me in
Lenny Face
SURE
OOOO I wanna join.
Michaella Asare
SURE GO INSIDE NOW!
FUCK THAT SHIT IM BUILDING A WALL
walking into wrong house at night...thats me
Candy Cat lol same!
I've accidentally done it before XD weirdest night of my life 😂
Me: Now that I have watched thus video, I now know what to do during the purge.
*2 minutes later*
Me: Goes outside to get KFC and dies
If the purge was real I would go to the store steal a iphone x and PS4 and one more thing I would steal
a gun 👹
Alarm is not disabled during the purge
When it s the purge im staying in my room looked and my lights are off
Lizzie Is Kawaii Better than dying.
CasuallySearchingForJinsLine ok.....
With night vision tools like the Hannibal Electra movie 😚 I see them, they do not see me. 🙈
Bianca ferrara Locked*
Bianca ferrara ITS NOT REAL
If the purge happened Faze would be fucked💀
Its Jazz x how?
Its Jazz my Nickname I'd Faze raine
Thugwolf Teengar cant even spell is
Thugwolf Teengar or rain
Thugwolf Teengar or FaZe
The grocery shopping one made me laugh 😆
4:51 it says dong go grocery shopping but there is a dude walking behind her 🤣🤣
smh, everybody talking about kiling people on purge night but I would be trying to rob barnes and nobles
sale bruh. ultimate black friday
Real Life failure same or the makeup sections of stores
Peachy Baby a
I'd rob hot Topic,pacsun,forever 21,rue 21,Spencer's
Real Life failure id rob the local rich store or a gamestop
lol killed by a spoon 😂😂😂😂
ThePunnySans 123 😂
Ok.
lol and its a "plastic" spoon
J
cristal frozze lmao
These are the 13 im gonna do during the purge .-.
And also stock Yup on: MEH RAMEN NODLES, PRINGLES, PEPSI, WENDY'S, AND HOOOT POCKETSSSSS!!!
Every time I keep thinking of that black man meme:
"Why are you running? Why are you running?!"
QuackLabs true
"dont go outside" YUP!......... "dont run out of gas" ... dont go outside.... "dont go for a late night run" .... dont go outside..
most of this can be summerized by:
1) dont trust anyone
2) dont go outside
3) lock down completely
4) stfu and lay low
he was already in the car, so she would have died if she didn't lose gas, but the second movie gave a dumb reason for being outside during the purge, who goes to the store minutes away from the purge?
Jeffrey Astudillo she did die
Jeffrey Astudillo that makes no sense
Shush Bruuh i would do that and burn everything
Hahahha keep it going man the video is soo good
If i was in the purge ill steal a microphone and a speaker then i will sing despacito
dumb
Bruh I'd go steal all the beef jerky from the store, that shit too expensive to buy
RIGHT?!
Same!!!!!!!
IKR
A dollar at Dollar tree unless the you want that juicy jerky for like 11 for like 2 pieces
Nice man! XD
If I was in the purge i would only last for 5.80 sec
id last for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds :D yeah id be the first to die (idk if thats even a number all those zeros)
Leah Grace I would last for the whole thing wanna know why?
Because I'm already dead inside and I'd move somewhere else before the purge and I'd always be chillin playing roblox
Leah Grace same 😂😂😂
I would carry a shank for protection only and go to apple
Leah Grace I’d pretend to be a ghost lmao
0:24 My Ears Are Abused Please Stop Screaming
A purge would be good for me actually...I would really like to have a friendly chat with my school and my classmates
Best way to survive the purge
become the undertaker
u can become the flash
Glorious Spam Master yup
Or brock lesnar
BECOME RAMBO
Glorious Spam Master yeah
the real title of this video should be "13 Things NOT To Do In Chicago"
Or at mount druitt
I visited Chicago it's not like this
+GTAction how bad is it there?
I love in Chicago not true buddy
Live*
Oml actually if someone heard the purge announcement and went out to have their night run xD
Anyone else notice that he got a butterknife😂😂😂😂😂
IM DEAD
0:28 me when i go on toilet
LMAO so true
2:35 when you fart
CHOOO CHOOO CHOOOO o
lol
When a man gives birth
Whos gonna take a quick run during the purge like wtf
Man, my family once forgot I was in my room and forgot I exist, I think I'm going to survive 😂👌
This Is Really Funny!! 😂
1st thing I'd do is jay walk
💀💀💀
Damn thats too much
TOO SAVAGE
SAVAGE !!!!
+Jigolopuff exactly😏😏
Many of these is just saying "dont be stupid"
mads vigan I guess you didn't follow that rule. These are*
Me: sees purge
Me: sMilEs CrEePiLy
Me: ROBS ALL THE STORES FOR FOOD
During a purge
1. Lock all doors
2. Put LEGO’s around the house
3. If you have a pet, especially a dog, make sure you put it to sleep, unless you want to get caught😬
4. Put extra layers of
protection around your doors and windows
5. Make sure you have cameras around the house, where they won’t notice it, and you’ll know if they are outside or in your house
6. Make sure you have food in your hiding place
7. Make sure your hiding place isn’t tight or small
8. Have traps around your house
9. Don’t let anyone you don’t know in
10. Stay save with your family and good luck👍🏻
Or don't let anyone u do know in
I will probs hide in my room, I mean like, it's so messy, I feel bad for the killer...I have lego everywhere
Lucy Gold I would the day before purge sacatter my house with legos in my room then hide
They can wear shoes...
Lucy Gold lol
Lucy Gold fr😂
Heidi Marquez but it still hurts
You gonna kill somebody with a BUTTER KNIFE!!?!?!!?
Loser Crew yup it won't hurt
They pro if they can do that I think
Hah yup a butter knife 😲😘😂😅
@@xxduckie8775 ya at the start i thought it was a spoon
IM SLEEP
Me:Oh look, it's the purge! Oh what a perfect day to take a night stroll!
funny asl😂😂
I wonder if the purge was real....
Would they let all the people in jail out during the purge?
Probably
Probably not 🤷🏽♀️
aria doeee i think they would call off the guards and let them break out
No they do let all the people out🤡🗡🔫🎈😢😭😵😵🤢🤕🤒😱
aria doeee fuc k you
No it cant be real it would be illegal.
Im not saying its illegal
Im just saying
Ok
I have a feeling the purge would be a trap but it isn't
the purge ad
and then a the purge video
eheheeh
I got the ad too lol
sane with me
OMG SAME HERE HAHA
so true
Lucky I got a Walmart ad
Awesome bros
If the purge was real I would put legos all over my floor and I would be in the closet with a shotgun and some chips and salsa and wait....
Legos won’t do anything. It’s not like they’re going to take of their shoes before they enter your house
Chad Werkensmozer lol
@@chadwerkensmozer8745 i was just gonna say that😂
He stabbed him with a wooden spoon on the first one😂🤣
Plastic!
Ohhh im not seeing things
Haha. 😲😒😳😫😂😂😂
Imma check it out
Yea it was a spoon
So that’s why it’s taking him about 10 minutes to die lol
Why would you even get out of your house
To go to the mall and steal that pricey stuff you saw the other day.
+Alice Cooper haha
+OD5T Xbox (ODSTASAEL117)
Hehe..
So u can get Starbucks DUH! XD
+Melani Zaragoza lol
You’ve earned yourself a new subscriber!
This is a mood i love this
what no. 13 should be...
13. Don't act like you're dying bc someone 'stabbed' you with a spoon
Caitlyn Carey 😂
Right
Lol
lol
Caitlyn Carey you are right
Could we still steal chipotle????
XxKayten xX im dead😂😂😂😂
XxKayten xX yeah
ofc
XxKayten xX you are. I LOVE chipotle
XxKayten xX whatever your heart desires
Loved the acting
your the best man haha 😂😂
5 things to do that during the purge
1.go in a bunker
2.wear running shoes
3. Wear a bullet or knife proof suit
4.or just join the purge
5.take a one day flight before the purge
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
John Jeiven Tejuco nothing is bullet proof, just bullet resistant.
knife proof?rlly?
S
Stone Cold yes its called armor
5
In the purge, when I look through my window and see the killer, I would drop to the floor and pretend I'm already dead.
lol same
Oreos yup
Oreos SAME SAMe wait ill get red paint and pretend its blood and pretend theres blood on a knife at the kitchen
angelacorpuzx 3600 it would have to be blood red
What if someone wanted to do decorating with corpses?
The last one omfg 😂 "I fuckin love dis shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
OMG I REMEBER WATCHING THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE like 8 or something XD
When the guy stabs him
IS THAT A BUTTER KNIFE?
derp ._. Thats a spoon
no
Yes its a fucking butter knife
Because he don't want to fucking go to jail
derp ._. Yea they had to do that BC of CZcams its stupid 😒
No matter what it was you can still dies if the stab u hard enough
After seeing this video i know what to do on the purge. Thanks for sharing this ideas.
Suzzanne Morey Yes Good Idea :D
well it was nice knowin' ya!
The purge will probably not happen
Cool Ishan this is fake
Cool Ishan sᎾmᎬ Ꮎf ᏆhᎬm ᎪᏒᎬ ᏁᎾ bᏒᎪᎥᏁᎬᏒs
this is gonna be useful
Thx I’m waching while the election : )