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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2021
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i can’t stop looking at cody’s dog questioning his entire career as a dog
Not career as a dog 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My owner just spends his time talking into a lens while I just want to be pet, fed, and walked... Oh to be outside in the sun... Cody: "SO WHAT DOES NO CAP MEAN?"... he doesn't get me.... no cap
Makes me wonder if he is waiting for mom to come home lol
“I gotta start digging more bones in this yard man”
**Cody talking about car salesmans**, His dog: “What is freedom?”
Bro u almost made me spit my drink 🤣
AHAHA RIIIGHT
eren jaeger
@I Lawler hOw DARE YOU
TATAKAE
Cody: “thick thick thicky 🤣”
Chili: “Maybe he is just a human and I am just a dog, but in a past life I think we were both birds. We soared high and of the same wing.
There is really no difference between us, just beings of this world in different anatomies in a new life.”
😂
Oh my god
hahahaahahaha
Lmfao 💀
😂
cody: eh, bud?
chili: *life is but an endless series of missed opportunities*
First!
Life is a series of closing doors 🐴
Jesus
Chili is just over there committing crimes with his eyes.
he’s probably doing a hate crime to some thick thick thicky squirrel
crimes by eyesight czcams.com/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/video.html
This is exactly what I thought a Cody fan would comment
yo im eating chili
@@NateNorth805 YOURE HILARIOUS LMAOOOOO
Unlike most people, Craig loves beautiful eyes and faces. He's quirky that way.
that's totally unheard of bruh. mind blown
Damn so unique and different
truly a one in a million kinda guy
damn
Honestly kinda odd never rly heard of that
Cody: “What is it buddy?”
Chilli: “God is dead and we have killed him.”
Chilli W
Cody: Hes probably looking at a squirrel
Chili: what if we switched places. What if i was the one in the tree and that squirrel was the one safe behind the glass. What deems me more cosmically worthy of safety and happiness than that rodent in the tree? And if life is just the constant shifting of matter, why is my matter more important than the common fungus by society’s standards put forth through years of consumerism and greed?
Goddamn man I chuckled, well written.
Dude, this made me so sad
this is so fucking funny
this is fucking unreal
legendary comment
Cody's dog is having an existential crisis
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Chili runs that neighborhood.
cat
He just vibin up there
"why does daddy talk to the imaginary people in the box more than he talks to me?" lol
Chili has been staring out that window for so damn long he’s gotta be sad about something
what breed is chili? he's the cutest dog ever
@@JordannGeorge im not sure but i think is a poodle toy?
Hey checkmark.
I think Kelsey was gone and he was looking for her maybe
Hes going through shit
Cody: *thick thick THICKY*
Cody's dog: when will me husband return from the war
Cody trying his hardest not to say “Kelsey” instead of “wife” at the end😏❤️
i noticed that too lol.
I was honestly surprised he didn’t say Kelsey
no honestly why didnt he say kelsey lmao
@@victoriakrausie9926 maybe he's not that certain that he'll be with her that long.
when
Cody: “so what is cap?”
Chili (his dog) : “what is life?”
Me: what is love?
@@moisesaguilar8962 baby don’t hurt me
@@pedroanntunes don't hurt me,
@@saiyanshh no more!
@@shafertasso *synth solo*
Cody sitting there not understanding the cartoon thing while he himself sits there looking like Dipper from Gravity Falls
Looks like Dipper if Dipper dipped himself in chicken and waffles
He looks more like Dippy Fresh tbh
If one of the weird photocopy clones aged up and lost their sense of identity, attempting to be unique from OG dipper, then sure 😂
@@gnomansland fr
good one
i’m sorry but i literally can’t focus on anything with cody’s dog in the background
*Cody going on multiple spiels*
Chili: "We are but specks in a constantly expanding universe that we can't even fathom"
HAHHAHAHAH
I can’t explain how genuinely funny it is that chili is just staring outside not moving
I expected chili to move after like a couple minutes but no hes still there
Dude, I love watching Chili during every video 😂
Yeah I just keep looking at the dog !!
either birds fighting or a thick thick thicky poodle next door
@@Symora thicc
I don’t even watch Cut anymore. I just go straight to Cody Ko to watch Cut with him.
Same , and aba&preach 😂😂
10 likes in 40 seconds? sheeesh
ong
same
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cody really just called bojack horseman a “fun” cartoon
Boomers just pretend to be cool...
That shit was the hardest I laughed and cried. I love that show but I'd never rewatch it, cuz of the trauma it put me through.
@@chhaviuniyal8003 literally same. One and done type show
Yeah same, it honestly changed a lot of perspectives of mine
oh yes, I fucking cried at the last two episodes
"i need you to rail me," was so out of left field, why did they even put that in?!?!?! lmaooooo
Cody: “what’s he looking at? “That squirrel is thic-thic-thicky”
Chili: “sometimes I just wish I could know what it would feel like to finally catch my own tail, or to finally explore the great outdoors before my short time on this planet expires. I love my old master Cody, but sometimes I wish I could live that nomadic lifestyle I’ve heard so many people in this city we call Los Angeles have tried, for it seems that while my body is small, I could venture out and mark my territory all over the world”
Absolutely beautiful
Brought a tear to my eye
This is so sad. Thank you.
damn, that's exactly what I think my doggo is dreaming of deep inside, so I hike quite a lot in Switzerland, better than nothing xD
perfect comment, thx 🙏
lmfao this is hilarious
Cody...Cody, he means that the person he was trying to date wouldn't have watched the same cartoons in their childhood as he did. Childhood cartoons, not now cartoons. Cody, Cody please.
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was just about to comment this too lol
Does that still matter even though the younger person probably watched all the re-runs that channels shove down our throats?
@@YashPatel-yy7gs I think he meant that their childhood was not influenced by the same cartoons, and I'm guessing it was more metaphorical, to show the distance between their ages. My sister is 10 yrs older than me and we grew up on different shows and cartoons.
This cracked me uppppppp lmao lmao
"I could commit crimes with those eyes"
They probably have the shinigami eyes
I had the exact same thought
Duuuuuude
Cody: "What do you think "no cap" means?"
Chili: "What is our existence? Is life a simulation?"
If Cut doesn't have Cody on their channel, they're doing themselves a disfavor.
Disrespectful, really
Cody is to Cut what Pewdiepie is to Jubilee
@@bone-in_ribeye indeed
You mean disservice?
@@TheSimplyCooking which means Cody will get a cut collab at some point?
Chilli’s husband went off to war and he’s patiently awaiting his return
Absolutely heartbreaking and Cody doesn’t even care
Omg 😂 This is such a good description!!
gay
@@haylaebay so what?
@@metaloopa6907 wat
Craig: "thank god"
CUT: "actually all of the options were correct"
This is 100% what I expected to happen
I need more Chili content. He elevates the content.
simply frictionless
You can tell he's a good dude because he's absolutely horrified at the thought of dating a 25 year old. Good for you Craig.
the bar is too low
@@serinag2717 yeah, but i’ve met 50y/o men with their tinder age setting beginning on 18, so y’know
Yeah the cartoons thing is just a light way to acknowledge the general age difference thing
true
@@MyChemLollipop a little suspic
let’s not lie, chili is the star of the show rn, his inner soliloquy moment rn is all we care about
What the hell are you talking about
Sochiliquy
beatifully put sir
what the fuck is a soliloquy
@@talianna6612 dude
Cody asking what “no cap” means was the cutest little sub bit.
“No cap mlady” that shit made me laugh harder than it should have tbh
Bro I’m DYING at chilli sitting in the window for half the video it’s so funny because of his stance 😂😂
Chili's waiting for his husband to return from the war
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear ell
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
chili’s a sugar gay dude
So is anyone gonna tell Cody that he meant children’s cartoons….
He’s old he doesn’t understand
thank you someone said it !
There's always a big chance of Cody misunderstanding something.
Charlie Chaplin doesn’t count as “cartoons”
It bothered me an irrational amount when he didn’t get that hahahahaha
I’m so floored by how incredibly stupid the bulk of these messages are.
Chili was looking out the window like a widow who lost her husband to the sea looks out the window at the water
Chilli is having a midlife crisis in the background. Hopefully things turn out alright, buddy. 😔🤟🏿🧡
No Fr 🥺❤️
why tf did cody have to point out chili i lit stared at the top left corner the who vid
basically czcams.com/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/video.html
“I guess I watch BoJack Horseman, that’s a fun cartoon” christ, cody. Millennial moment.
Also a Gen Z moment
Also a Gen X moment
Also a Baby Boomer moment
Also a Silent Generation moment
Also a Greatest Generation moment
Cody: I'm a Craig stan...
*Danny Gonzalez wants to know your location...
Cody is so old now that he can't even remember watching cartoons as a kid. Rip 😔
I think the cartoon thing isn’t like watching them, just shared nostalgia
yea also a way to age the person
Yeah, like we're from such different generations we grew up on different cartoons. That's how I heard it.
Why doesn't he understand this
Quoting SpongeBob in daily life is a big part of my current relationship's dynamic. Revisiting old cartoons (and watching new ones together) is also really fun.
It's Cody. He sometimes has his own weird understandings lol
When Cody and Noel’s upload schedule is in sync, the world is at peace.
fr he uploaded like 30 minutes ago
palestinians be like 👀👀
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Yess
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Cody not gonna lie when you took your hat off for the no cap segment your hair looked greasier than the McDonald’s fryer
Why is no one talking about what a striking resemblance the mom has to Diane Keaton
Cody’s dementia is getting worse. Doesn’t even remember what childhood cartoons are 😔 praying for you
Finally the old meme has returned
hes saying her eyes are so pretty that if he had eyes like hers people would allow him to get away with anything
OHHHHHHHHH
@Lily X yes that, thank god someone else thought of this
Either way it was a weird way to word it
That’s dumb
Lmao he phrased that quite poorly then
As an animator and someone who works on the industry when you find friends or a partner who likes the same cartoons is a very very regular topic.
Just the complete “flabbergastment” from Cody on the mom pickup line got me 😂
It seems like Cody is trying to convince himself that he likes cartoons.
I think he suddenly got fomo, thinking maybe everyone is into cartoons as an adult after reading the comments. But I think the guy was just talking about childhood cartoons lol
@@justicejones7646 he definitely was, like the girl would not be born yet when he was watching cartoons as a 10 year old kid.
@@justicejones7646 I just love how Cody's fanbase knows how to recognize worthy comments. I've never seen someone say something stupid get tons of likes.
Other CZcamsrs: "LIKE, SUBSCRIBE or I'M GONNA DIE"
Cody: "Get away loser!"
nice.
I literally said “what does that mean” out loud right in time with Cody about the eye thing
Me: Casually enjoying video
Craig: *I need you to rail me*
Cody "Went to Duke" "Doesn't Understand Anything" Ko
Proof that duke is a joke
can’t wait to reference something as thic thic thiccy in all further Cut Cinematic Universe videos
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8:15 The exact moment when chili loses interest in what's outside
The psychology thing you were talking about at 5:25 is called the “door in the face” technique
cody's hair is looking more and more like chili's ears each day
like what?
edit: his dogs ears right? lmao
LMFOAOO
Dog and master becoming one. It's as old as the bond itself
Chilli's dad went out for a pack of cigarettes 2 years ago and he's looking out window for him to come back.
Poor Chilli
Whispering "dinner" and "food" is a real struggle.
I swear, at some point I though Cody was using a greenscreen of his place because Chili was a complete statue for more than half of the video.
Alternate title: old man tries to understand young person’s dm’s meanings
@keep rollin why tf do bots keep spamming this exact link on early comments of almost every video
Cody’s dog in the background is guarding him from the cringe right now
sus
@@titanicf0g Im too sussy. Better not click my pfp or else you’ll be sus too
@@pagansbasin6657 Pagans Susin
@@titanicf0g i cant believe you came up with a better channel name than me. I’m gonna have to process this 😔
"Craig is so wholesome"
*Greg fury intensifies*
Cody, he’s talking about nostalgic cartoons.
Chili: there are just some things that can not be explained in this life… like the man behind me talking to himself for long periods of time.
I'm so distracted with chilli I can't hear anything Cody is saying
Same
I thought it was a prop for a bit lol chilli didn't move for a while
I stan Craig not going for a girl over a decade younger than him- he seems like a good guy fr 😊
Chili's like a little baby human. Just gazing outta the window and chilling with himself. He's livin' the life 🥺
Just livin' that L.A. life
Little baby human? 😂
"We wouldn't know any of the same cartoons, that'd be fuckin' weird as shit" God damn Craig is a real one. Love this guy already.
Cody, “I would commit crimes with those eyes” means they’re so beautiful that they’re killer, they are stunning, “drop dead gorgeous” kinda thing. Like you could kill someone with them if you had them bc they’re so beautiful 🤣 every time I heard you say it makes so sense I got sadder and sadder
I thought it meant they had innocent eyes so they could commit crimes and get away with it
"I like cartoons" it is so nice to see elderly people trying to relate to youths
absolutely can’t watch the cut unless it’s with cody
@keep rollin shut up
Cut is gonna block Cody for taking their views lol
to quote a very misunderstood movie [because tom is a bad guy]
"Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soulmate"
rewatching old cartoons is good bonding especially if it’s king of the hill (does that count it counts right adult animation can be cartoons)
He means like they wouldn’t have watched the same cartoons growing up. And so they wouldn’t understand each other’s references.
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@Josh the Joshey Boii man that was a journey
Loki sliding into dms like “I could commit crimes with those eyes”
Underrated comment
@@jessikaaustin2638 I appreciate that. Real ones know what’s up.
LMAOOO THATS GOOD SHIT
how old are you
or a shinigami
it’s so funny watching Cody try to figure out the eyes one without remembering the phrase “if looks could kill”
I love how much Cody had been uploading!! Thanks king
Babe wake up, Cody and Noel just uploaded
Lol I saw your comment on Noel's vid too.
What’s up checkmark
Cody he doesn’t mean current cartoons bro. He’s talking about the cartoons you watched growing up as a child. Is what I’d assume
Yeah fr cody is very lost
hopefully that was just satire on cody’s part
How does this comment not have more votes 👏
You were on point for this one, loved it
I think he meant childhood cartoons.
Him: “Did you watch Ed Edd and Eddy?”
Her: “I dunno what the fuck that is.”
Cut should start paying Cody, he's doing their work for them at this point
can’t get over chili just vibing in the couch like🧍
the cartoon heart to heart genuinely had me crying. i love u cody
Not Cody casually filming a video while his dog is having an identity crisis right behind him 😭
so no one is gonna talk about how craig is from the "in-laws play truth or drink" video????? and now hes single?? watching that other video is so interesting now omg but this is wild
I know!! I wonder what happened
I knew I recognised him!
@Joshua Roehl what ?
wait this makes me sad now poor craig :(
I love how he genuinely doesn’t know what no cap means 😂
I’m glad Cody likes _BoJack Horseman_ too.
“I like cartoons” proceeds to say bojack and fucking MEAT CANYON
he’s a fake- only watches cartoons on hulu probably lmao
By Cartoons I think he means shows he watched as a kid. Like our generation watched like Mummies Alive, 90's Animated Spiderman, Gargoyles, Beast Wars, etc... People older than us watched He-man, and transformers and stuff. Kids a decade younger than you would not know the same cartoons you watched as a kid. Think that's the point.
that makes a lot of sense
yeah what i was thinking
Yeah exactly my bf is only 5 years older than me, so some cartoons cross over like spiderman, TMNT, pokemon, ren & stimpy, Dexter's lab, cow & chicken, pinky & the brain, the Animaniacs, Recess, The wild Thornberries etc
But he doesn't know a ton of the cartoons I would watch like Ed Edd n Eddy, the Grim adventures of Billy & Mandy, Kimpossible, Samurai Jack, Courage the cowardly dog, Codename kids next door etc
And yeah 10 years would mean barely any crossover of childhood cartoons at all which I agree would be weird.
Ofc there are classic cartoons that cross most generational lines like Tom & Jerry, Looney Tunes, classic Scooby doo, etc that have been popular for many decades.
Poor cody was born before cartoons could be viewed on the tv
@@nateennis2419 this is an underrated joke lmfao
Your background is actually really really nice. I feel like you have the only aesthetically pleasing background in the entire genre of commentary CZcams. So peaceful
i watch cody’s vids while eating so it feels like i’m spending quality lunch time with a friend
codys dog is honestly a mood
First
@Joshua Roehl shoot me
@@1a4.78 FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
What does that even mean?
No, it’s a dog
I love how he's not even giving an introduction anymore bc we all know this is just the cut's second channel
Cody: “you need a little bit of sun”
Also Cody: *looks like the poster child for skin cancer*
dont joke abt cancer 😭
cancer isn't funny
“I need you to rail me” .......I just choked on my water
Meatcanyon making a cartoon of Cody and Noel visiting GT Dave’s house would be a hilarious video.
👀
Yooo yes let’s go
🐸
Yessir
Let's goooo
Lessgoooo
😭 “I don’t watch cartoons, i mean i watch BoJack Horseman”
meememememe