Strangers Guess Each Other's Body Count
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“You attract a smaller subset of people”
He called him ugly straight to his face 😭
i think it was cause he’s gay
that’s literally the most polite way to say ‘youre ugly’ i’ve ever heard, i’m adding that to my vocabulary
That's exactly what I was thinking, how rude!
@@cannedpeaches843 repertoire of phrasings*
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He looks like a guy who sells vegan bar soaps at farmers markets
How is this so accurate
He looks like the guy from "you"...
and id buy them
he sold the celery and rosé
lhh
"You're a virgin because you're feet are out like that"
Meanwhile directly behind them there's a guy with +1,500 that is standing the exact same way.
Yeah idk that guy with 1500+ is wack asf. That guy attracts all the wrong kind of people I feel like lol. He has an ad on every site that exists.
@@MrBlipman wym he has an ad?
@@ehyzen As in like, he has posts looking for partners on Tinder, Bumble, Craigslist, etc.... He's just out there looking for it everywhere. There's not really anything wrong with that though if that's the lifestyle you choose to live
If you've had 1500+ partners you probably have issues
@@ThatGuy-bh9qh I mean, Wilt Chamberlain admitted to having sex with over 20,000 women.
Honestly the virgin seemed like the most secure person there. Doesn’t care about clothes or hair or thousands of people potentially mocking him online, because he knows what he’s about. He legitimately is confident in his decision to be a virgin. Good on him
Yeah, 100%. He’s being shamed for something that was normal for our society as little as 60 years ago
That's a great kid he will go far.
I mean, dude with 1,500+ seemed the exact same way so I wouldn't say he's the only one.
@@breerea9928 He's banging out 1500+ is just sick.
@@soulbreakerthelastmanalive no? According to you? Lol
Cody is almost done with his metamorphosis into Kelsey
Banger comment
This is the best one
this one wins LMFAOO
😂😂😂✨✨✨😭
At 12:45 :0 that was confusing
His hair has reached the stage where it now needs to be forcibly restrained.
It’s too powerful
It’s so bad😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like the bad guy from Cobra Kai
lmfaooo
bet the hair likes it tho,, restrained??? fuck yeah 🗣️
Cody looks like he wants to teach everyone about being a minimalist.
"Unlike MR. VIRGIN BOY OVER HERE, standing like a f***in penguin over here, what a loser hahaha" had me literally in tears
the way almost everyone's comment starts with "cody looks like" LMAO
Because it’s bad man
Cody looks like the guy who says "she's has an amazing soul but we didn't vibe as humans" about his exes.
LOL
this is so specific
OH MY GOD
NO 💀💀
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So technically 1500 guy counts phone sex, could've been a lot of only fans buys
Ngl I give props to the virgin guy for staying true to his beliefs and not letting society drive his decisions.
There’s no shame in being a virgin even when being older.
I personally don’t regret losing mine at 17 but I’d honestly say it could’ve waited and it wasn’t with the right person.
Some people require an emotional connection for a sex worth having, others do it solely for the fun of it. Wouldn’t shame/judge either.
It is interesting to see the contrast though.
He said he's following his culture. Literally letting society drive his decision.
@@someareroses so, what? He should completely reject his culture? Dumb logic.
@@eymanyouwell Is that what I said? What logic is dumb? I'm not following.
@@somearerosesfrom what I understood- and I do apologise if I am wrong, you made the connection between culture and the society that revolves around said culture. And from that, indicated that it's a bad thing.
@@eymanyouwell where did I indicate that cultures and societies revolving around cultures is a bad thing?
“Chile, no” ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS FUCKING HELL LMAO
My girl did NOT have to do him like that holy hell
LMAO
I lost it 😂😂
@@srinblmlmlke FR I'm crying now LMAO.
if someone told me I looked like I attract a smaller subset of people I would fucking die
maybe that is because he is gay?
@@disasterpiece7583 I interpreted it as like his physical appearance but I hope you’re right! Haha
its codeword for “i think youre ugly”, tbh i would have punched the dude in the face if he said that to me
I think he was just referring to the guy being gay
@@disasterpiece7583 definitely the nicest interpretation, but that wasn't the vibe I was getting from the guy saying it... Also, seems likely that he's bi
"I think you're too ugly to attract anyone good looking"
"You stand like a virgin"
I was really hoping he was overcompensating
Cody look like the type of guy to use a towel to hold a wine bottle
cody looks like a metal guy visiting his girl's catholic parents
I was thinking the same thing☠️
this comment is honestly funnier than the video
Oh my god 😂
you are correct
This is the most accurate comment I’ve seen lmao
Cody looks like the guy too old to be working in a waterpark that gives dating advice to 14 year olds
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lol
To specific
Underrated comment
You mean the movie the way way back?
Respect to the virgin. 🎉
Cody is definietly that one guy that carries a camera bag everywhere. We have all seen that guy with 15 lenses, embarrassing himself in public by taking photos of birds.
That’s not embarrassing at all tho
Cody looks like the cast of Hamilton after a show when they stop at an indie comedy club to vape and snap their fingers at jokes
he literally looks like the hipster silicon valley version of lin manuel miranda
PLEASEEEEE
That’s so specific
LOL
almost funny
Cody looks like a german hipster lol
Its not great🤣
This is very specific but also very accurate
As a German hipster I can confirm
It’s so bad😂😂😂😂😂
Now that your say it
Holy shit that description is spot on
I love it when men haven’t slept with heaps of people, I actually admire the guy who’s a virgin, he’s got morals and his head screwed on. If he’s not religious that’s even more impressive. Marriage material even if he wouldn’t be as experienced.
1,500? My first thought was, there is a "pro" or an "movie star" in the mix
Tbh he counts phone sex so that explains a lot in terms of body count being so high
Cody looks like a guy who is considering quitting smoking weed before he’s even started.
you’re wrong for that 😭
😂😂😂
Made my day, bless you
best comment 😹😹😹
Nah he’d definitely use puff bars
Cody looking like he teaches yoga to 40 year old moms
BRO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
80*
He could become Satya
I’ve seen him in GTA 5
No he looks like he teaches zoomba classes 💀
This was a walk through I really needed
i can’t physically imagine how/why someone sleeps with 1500 people
Cody looks like he makes his own chapstick/deodorant.
me
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on CZcams. I already make a lot of money on CZcams. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, nick
@@AxxLAfriku Most normal comment you've ever posted
It looks like he uses a crystal and tea tree oil as deodorant.
Mah kombucha or silly socks for your birkenstoks
Cody looks like he uses essential oils instead of showering.
💀💀 .
XDDD
makes his own toothpaste out of coconut oil
THIS😂
LMAO
This video was so incredibly hard to watch at 3am without laughing
That 1500+ count is such BS lol
cody looks like he’s gonna ask you if you wanna hear his rendition of wonderwall
Lmao
THIS ONE GOT ME CRYIN LMFAOO
LMFAOO
💀💀💀
You win 💀
Cody looks like he’s collaborating on a new brand of natural deodorant
Natural deodorant do slap though
Best one
@@KF-tq2df which one
@@jennifergeorge7280 Native
this just made me audibly laugh out loud
Freaking out before work, discovered watching your vids entirely calms me down. Thanks Mr. Ko
when your standards are low , your headcount can be high.
Cody and his SOGGY man bun looks like what I can only imagine the producer of cut looks like
Cody IS the cut producer
@@emanconroy1005 cody and cut should work together and HE should be the producer
SOGGY 🤣🤣
HAHAHA PLEASE
"SOGGY" PLEASE😂💀
Today I learned: You can apparently stand like a virgin 😂
You probably stand like that
bro lmao!!!! immediately i could tell he had that loser stance
How can you stand like a virgin haha makes no sense
Yeah, its a Madonna song
@@toyotagaz I like how you say that when you have a video on your channel plainly showing that you are overweight and greasy
I love the host of these cut videos, they're so fkn funny
Love your channel and content
cody looks like he goes backpacking in south america to find himself
Very accurate
LMAOOOOO
YES. I couldn’t place it. He looks just like this guy in my anthropology class who never would shut up about how he went to Argentina. He even had the tea cup and he would bring it to every class and sip at it
Lmao we were taking 101 level classes but he always would say “I’m gonna do my thesis on Argentina”
Except he did it in Asia 😂😂😂
@@rVnsunshine guampa and bombilla hahah
cody looks like he’s the manager of a trader joe’s and plays his hipster music that he makes himself in the store
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Alina got bars
😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
**whole foods
Buddy calling 1500 "kingslayer" was so good
1500's not a body count, its a large village
Cody looks like a guy that said “fair enough” when his girl saying something
LMAOOO
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This one wins
Aren’t you a bit young to be watching Cody Ko :/
is there something up w saying fair enough bc my fwb says this a lot lmao
The short lady looks like a young English teacher who gets wild on the weekends
with the students 😐
@@keniacruz7645 ...
That is so accurate to my school's twin English teachers and it's amazing how I can't even explain how accurate that is.
Why did I think you were referring to Cody 🤣
Never laughed as hard as I did to this video. New subscriber :).
my fave thing in this entire world is when cody does a creepy mocking version of the producer . I laugh so fuckinh hard
Cody: "Why do you have to say it like that ? Entering someone ?"
Also Cody: "Oh he's dishing out Shaft!"
Hahahaha
I'm genuinely gonna start saying "dishin out shaft" now
Why did you capitalize "Shaft" lmao
@@Sneaky313 maybe autocorrect was thinking the movie title
😂😂😂
I can’t believe someone’s been married 1500 times
This deserves way more likes
bars
666th like
LMAOOOOOOOO, best comment hands down
yeah crazy isnt it
I’m just laughing at how this dude judged him for standing like that, meanwhile the 1500+ dude is chilling in the back standing the exact same way 8:00
i’m so high and watching this in tears
cody looks like the guy who brings a guitar everywhere
And brags about owning all the R.E.M CDs
Then godbless him
all he can play is riptide
Or a yoga mat
the only song he knows is wonderwall
14:18 i go to a christian college where the motto is “all for the common good” i will be submitting this video as evidence for why sex before marriage = good
I'm 31, I'm a virgin and I plan on keeping it that way.
Good for you
Do it!
@@rohang8246 why do u care ?
Stay on the side of God, King
cody looks like he's come straight off the set of pirates of the caribbean
this made
me laugh out loud
he a pirate dad ya feel me
He kinda reminds me of big ed idk why
@@marcolollio6445 OH NO
@@marcolollio6445 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cody looks like he just divorced his wife because she wouldn't let him invest in a start up he believed in
That startup was for a homemade beer business
Crypto startup
So fucking accurate
BITCONNEEEEECT!!
"Honey, I have to invest! It's frictionless!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*I am laughing on all your commentary throughout the video.*
The good thing about good ol 1500 is he’s interested in guys. And that just makes it so much easier
Cody looks like the guy who would find his soul mate at a whole foods while buying celery and rosé
This comment needs more likes
HAH YES^
STOPPP I CANT
LMAOOOO
pleaseee the way i automatically laugh
that man literally boned an entire small town
women and men
@@heto_7111 nope just dudes, he is gay
And the children too
@@wideboi5892 agree, he looks like that tipe of guy who would fffuuu even kids
Lmao I live in a town of only 200 people. I don't even know 1500 people😂
Huge props to the dude who kept clean for the culture
My new favorite CZcamsr!😂
It's kinda insane how in my part of the world, you'd probably get killed for having pre-marital sex, but on the other side of the world, you'd get bullied for being a virgin lol.
same thing for me in my home country it’s very frowned upon if you lose your virginity before marriage but here in the US you’re considered a loser if you havent done anything sexual
Killed? Bruh even in Pakistan and Saudi they do Zina. Where tf u live.
@@himlolo i said "probably". Some people actually do get honor-killed here in pakistan for zina.
@@whatevezzz its probably extremely rare and in very rural areas then.
I don't care what part of the world you're in, someone with 1500+ should not be proud of themselves.
Thought the 1500+ was an obvious lie, but now that I know it’s a gay bear who regularly has group sex, now it makes a LOT more sense.
reminds me of robert california
"but now that I know it’s a *gay bear* who regularly has group sex, now it *makes a LOT more sense.*"
your homophobia is showing
@@y3llofy the term bear is not even remotely homophobic
@@y3llofy I'm a gay bear with many gay bear friends who have group sex
@@y3llofy dude, that guy is the definition of the term.
As a gay man in the bear/chubby/chaser community, 1500 isn't outlandish.
I've seen people in wheelchairs, or who are bed bound, pursued, and adored, just for their size.
They could look like they're allergic to soap, and guys will still want a chance with them.
Fetishists don't bother being picky when it comes to their fetish.
Wow dude that’s a lot of information 🤣
@@agentcodydanks agreed. Makes me sick, but blows my mind what people find attractive, when options are low for them.
As long as they are using protection haha. But yeah in the gay community, if you are over 30 and in places like London, good chance you have above 1000+ already
ew freaks
🤮
cody, I gotta say, you're funny af
Cody looks like he took a year off after college to go “find himself” and backpacked Europe.
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And when he returned, he had left Europe.. but Europe had not left him
Fr though
reminds me of something but I can’t put my finger on it
Cody already had that phase
Cody looks like a guy I would meet at whole foods while buying rosé
He was buying celery...
Rosaaaayy
I was buying Rosaaayyyy
@@eviemh vgcgfghghgfdfhjk STOP😭😭😭😭
I love you -deeeeep exhale as I slip it in-
Love your living room!
Ive never seen this guy but im subscribing 😂😂 this shit had me laughing soo fucking hard
Cody looks like someone that Russ elevated spiritually
underrated comment
Actually though
PLS IM CRYINGGG
russ taught him ancient science
SHUT UP IM SOBBINGGGGG
The video:
The commentary:
The comments: CODY'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE HE IS A GERMAN SURFER
German surfer? What?
German?
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I met a German surfer girl
yes
The music playing in the background with the 1500+ guy and the virgin has me losing ittttttt
That 1500 guy is lying through his teeth. He probably considers the sponges in his kitchen a part of his bodycount
Cody looks like he enjoys talking about people’s different love languages
Fair enough...
@@ChaseHamYoung fair enough
@@uydfi35 fair enough
@@Iugeer fair enough
@@Tan-ps3dg fair enough
“No Nuts Left To Bust”
The Ariana Grande remix we need
Got no nuts left to bust and no tears left to cry 😂
or "save your nuts"
@@jahnaviraman5411 save your nuts for another day
@@jahnaviraman5411 “I don’t know why, I bust anyway”
🙈 no
Bro theres no way the average body count here was like 50 or whatever. Yeah man totally
I CANT WITH THE “Cody looks like” COMMENTS THEYRE SO FUNNY AND TRUE
CODY'S IMPRESSION OF THE PRODUCER GETS ME EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Yeah me too haha... Are you single??
@@StanTheBland bro?
@@the-yeast-beast9358 This one's mine, I shall fight everyone in this CZcams comment section for a crumb of female attention
you know you're down bad, when you're thirsting over girls in CZcams comments
@@StanTheBland ...dawg
normalize being a virgin for no reason. sometimes there’s no religious or traumatic reason but no one should be made fun of for it period
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Yes actuality. As thought having sex affects your value as a human. Smh.
@@jennifergeorge7280 how
@@kalebcampbell7040 I think the other person meant from a societal standpoint. If you’re a virgin, you’re seen as somewhat pathetic and nerdy. If you’ve caught a lot of bodies, you’re easy. I don’t agree with it either, but it’s how it is
Not made fun of but it's pretty pathetic. You can see his awkwardness and lack of confidence. That's no way for a man to live. It stops being cute after 22-23. After that women think he's creepy if no one fucked him by then
I feel like the 1500+ guy just didnt even know what bodycount is
Has anyone ever told you you give off a Paul rud vibe. I love it
cody looks like the kinda guy to drop out of college bc his classes had “bad vibes”
THIS
😭
These are getting more accurate as I scroll down lolll
Cody looks like he's the attractive brother of Big Ed with a neck.
thats fucking true wtf.
LOLLLLL OMG
Oh my god. That’s creepily accurate 😳
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg I immediately thought of him
Cody looks like someone who can't wait to show you his turtle collection
laughed the entire video that was awesome
we've officially reached man bun phase guys.........
this phase is nextczcams.com/video/-Jiq8ipXNUo/video.html
when he does space buns 😳🤤
Noice 👍
Also first furry
It’s like Harry Styles all over again
why are you the top comment on literally every video of cody
cody's hair makes him look like he's a shift manager at a guitar center
we have a manager in our local guitar store that looks like him😭🕳🚶🏽♀️
Best hair comment
Definitely😆
I can envision it now with his trusty pick always at hand always “tuning” random guitars playing the same jarring riff’s 😂
AHHAAHAHAHAH
I love that Cody is wearing the unwholesome love while watching this video lol 😂
Imma have to press X to doubt the 1500+ guy.
Man spent the entire time with his hands in his pockets.
imagine where he normally keeps his hands
@@efnfen probably in his pockets
@@SuperMaxxii if by his pockets you mean other men's flesh pockets then I believe you're correct
Honestly with cody's hair pulled back like that he looks like the mean principle from matilda
Lmaoooo
Not ms trunchbull 😭😭
M LMAO
J
Daaamnn!!
Man, those murderers are getting worse everyday...
Okay this is fucking gold
I knew someone was gonna make this joke
I don't get it someone please explain 😅
@@lauraska95 Body count can mean how many people a murder has killed
@@lauraska95 It says body count for people they had sex with, but at first I thought it was for killing. Then I saw I was just being literal and wrote this.
This. Was. Amazing.
This guy definitely doesn’t burn
Cody: *violently roasts guy for being a virgin*
Me, a 26 yr old virgin: omg haha ya what a loser...
That shame is particularly pushed onto men because somewhere in society we decided all men are hypersexual apes who have to fuck everything and anyone they can. It’s pretty sad and not representative of most men at all. Either way, man or woman, nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn’t everything, it really shouldn’t matter and anyone who makes it matter more than anything else about you has weird priorities.
Your pfp fits this comment perfectly
Lmao just fvck a tree at this point wth. You are a 26!
Most people nowadays aren’t worth f***ing. So good for you.
@@MoonchildDontCry fck when you're ready
"CoDy LoOkS LiKe ____" guys... seriously just let Cody be. I'm sure he's trying to enjoy the rosé & celery he got at Whole Foods
this is good
Oh my god. It’s ribbbing. It’s all in good fun. I remember when he was 26 and everyone just commented “old” on every video
@@abbyslgamer this comment was ribbing too im pretty sure by the last line
@@abbyslgamer the comment was a backhanded joke lol. But also, the old “jokes” were unbearably overused and repetitive. Just like frictionless.
i love this comment, it’s my favorite one omg
i started crying laughing when you said that would make a good screenshot 😂😂
JASMINE COULD PULL ME. THE WAY SHE WALKED YP THE WAY SHE TALKS
every comment in this joint starts with “cody looks like...” 😂
Ikr they’re so funny
They’re absolutely annihilating my boy!!! Dude is beyond flamed!
They’re roasting him and i love it