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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  Před 5 lety +3220

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  • @StarPunchPlatinum
    @StarPunchPlatinum Před 5 lety +5378

    So that kid on the zip-line ate shit and lived?

    • @RyanReaXts13
      @RyanReaXts13 Před 5 lety +133

      More like ate shit and died

    • @Meathead437
      @Meathead437 Před 5 lety +148

      He ate shit and broke his legs but lived

    • @90xnova6
      @90xnova6 Před 5 lety +17

      StarPunchPlatinum yikes

    • @26muca07
      @26muca07 Před 5 lety +27

      Well yeah, everybody knows eating shit is good for our health, right?

    • @lpskodiakproductions
      @lpskodiakproductions Před 5 lety +24

      LMAOOOOOOOO THIS HAS ME SO WEAK

  • @kingstonflorance
    @kingstonflorance Před 5 lety +14026

    Ya know james is serious about how bad a movie is when he doesn't wear the shirt representing it

    • @jenniferchesney3344
      @jenniferchesney3344 Před 5 lety +414

      Kingston Florance PERIOD

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před 5 lety +4397

      I couldn't find any Camp Manabe shirts online :(

    • @ThatOneGuy-fi5su
      @ThatOneGuy-fi5su Před 5 lety +574

      @@DeadMeat eh, it's still shit

    • @Makarsy
      @Makarsy Před 5 lety +262

      Dead Meat Aww that’s sad but you did very good on the kill count like always! 😁😁😁

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před 5 lety +71

      @@DeadMeat Ah, that sucks.

  • @birkabein
    @birkabein Před 4 lety +3401

    "oh he's beautiful honey what should we name him?"
    " W E E D"

  • @DarkAngel-ow1ck
    @DarkAngel-ow1ck Před 2 lety +492

    Jonathan Tiersten admitted in an interview that aside from getting to hang out with Felissa Rose, he hated the experience of making Return to Sleepaway Camp. I don’t blame him a bit.

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod Před rokem +110

      I love how even the guy who hated doing the movie confirmed that Felissa Rose is an amazing person to be with

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence Před rokem +58

      This film could have be really good but they focused too much on bad character. They could have had some decent characters.

    • @peterjohnisback
      @peterjohnisback Před 7 měsíci +11

      And the bad character is the main one.

  • @1000000man1
    @1000000man1 Před 5 lety +5454

    So the main character in this one was not only Unlikable but also contributes Nothing to the film?

  • @kingknighttime
    @kingknighttime Před 5 lety +2276

    Return to Sleepaway Camp:
    Weed: *dies*
    Everyone else: well boys we did it illegal drugs are no more.

    • @chillx1539
      @chillx1539 Před 5 lety +29

      cocaine, meth, juul, Xanax, ciagrattes and all the other drugs: hah looks like our companion is gone

    • @jimmygeis8951
      @jimmygeis8951 Před 5 lety +12

      Nevada be like: what weed is legal??

    • @xmarksthespot1372
      @xmarksthespot1372 Před 4 lety

      Lmao!

    • @prouddoge1004
      @prouddoge1004 Před 4 lety

      Plaguedius 1340 rip

    • @clarkg71
      @clarkg71 Před 4 lety +1

      *weed rate drops to zero*

  • @heidibarker9550
    @heidibarker9550 Před 4 lety +2720

    There's a theory about this ending that, instead of being Peter who transitioned to Angela doing the killing, that it was actually the real Angela who survived the boat accident and had been living in the woods around the lake for years. Which is one hell of a reach.

    • @logandexter931
      @logandexter931 Před 3 lety +308

      I actually like that theory. Since Ricky said that Angela/Peter was still locked up in the mental institution.

    • @kimbellepossabllee1634
      @kimbellepossabllee1634 Před 3 lety +138

      Heidi Barker it huge reach
      the director himself even said that 2 and 3 do not exist in this universe.
      And thus is not a 4 film. It a another sequel to the original.
      Not sure why people think that theory is so good it has a million holes
      One of which is where the hell was Angela from the time her suspected death to this movie.
      She was what 8 at the time of the boating accident. In order for this theory to be true then it implying she survive on her own since then as It made clear in the first film she wasn’t with her aunt as if that was the case the aunt would not have needed to force her brother to be a girl as she would have had Angela.
      People seem to just make a up a theory and go with it with out backing in up. And they just look dumb

    • @KevinHealey95
      @KevinHealey95 Před 2 lety +34

      It worked for Jason

    • @lhuska6493
      @lhuska6493 Před 2 lety +13

      And one hell of a Friday the 13th rip off

    • @Jordan_gouker
      @Jordan_gouker Před 2 lety +17

      Expect that we saw the childs dead body all messed up

  • @stux101ksb4
    @stux101ksb4 Před 4 lety +2384

    “Hey fuck you it’s my show” gets me every time. So funny 😂

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  Před 4 lety +673

      Thanks! I love writing jokes where I talk back to the characters. I think there's a bunch of em in SNDN3

    • @memine8795
      @memine8795 Před 3 lety +37

      @@DeadMeat You do have excellent one liners, and an impressive collection of Horror movie gear

    • @distracteddonedeleted8264
      @distracteddonedeleted8264 Před 3 lety +6

      sure is

    • @marquisbean651
      @marquisbean651 Před 3 lety +9

      1:40

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DeadMeat what?

  • @jayjohnson5305
    @jayjohnson5305 Před 4 lety +3479

    The scene where Angela laughs maniacally and then suddenly stops sent chills down my spine

    • @jaytheweirdalien6432
      @jaytheweirdalien6432 Před 4 lety +33

      Same here!

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones Před 4 lety +64

      Same I feel anxious now

    • @Greenapple30
      @Greenapple30 Před 4 lety +11

      Saaaaame

    • @elementalpsycho5205
      @elementalpsycho5205 Před 4 lety +32

      terrified the crap outta me

    • @ShadMatt1385
      @ShadMatt1385 Před 4 lety +138

      It’s completely unexpected and is really good horror quality, really made me jump despite me bein immune to things such as graphic kills and jumpscares that you can see comin now

  • @rollovers9435
    @rollovers9435 Před 4 lety +2413

    I love how a channel dedicated to killing could be so positive

    • @kodzuvia4038
      @kodzuvia4038 Před 4 lety +17

      rollovers underrated comment

    • @rzezucha7327
      @rzezucha7327 Před 4 lety +11

      His grim reaper costume hasnt arived yet

    • @dom-oram-o9453
      @dom-oram-o9453 Před 4 lety +17

      It's more so dedicated to the actual craft of making these movies

    • @uigoku671
      @uigoku671 Před 4 lety +6

      It’s cause James and chelsea are good people lol

    • @popspider4920
      @popspider4920 Před 4 lety

      Right

  • @angryboi595
    @angryboi595 Před 4 lety +623

    Angela laughing and then stopping was kinda creepy this movie sent chills down my spine a bit

  • @pico9225
    @pico9225 Před 3 lety +607

    The only time I pitied anyone in this movie was when the frogs died.

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 Před 3 lety +27

      I know that was really sad

    • @dmcgee3
      @dmcgee3 Před 2 lety +5

      Like 15ish years ago in highschool we were still vivisecting frogs. The teacher would pith them (stick a needle in their brains) which was supposed to make them not feel pain. My groups had to be re done since it clearly was feeling us cutting it open. The idea was to see their exposed heart beat, but like, man we were just teenagers in biology class not young adults in college going into a field where that might have been useful. Everyone dreaded it all week and no one felt good about it after class. I believe they stopped doing it a few years later. I don’t have a problem with dissection, started on cows eyes in 2nd grade, worms in 7th. Actually I think those worms were alive too. Fucking vivisection

    • @onemansvoice9132
      @onemansvoice9132 Před 2 lety

      @@dmcgee3 COW EYES IN 2 GRADE

    • @dmcgee3
      @dmcgee3 Před 2 lety +1

      @@onemansvoice9132 yup, I was in the “2nd grade advanced class” so cow eye dissection was our treat. Our school was next to a prison, like literally less than 100m, when ever year we’d have escapes our teachers would just tell us to be careful on our walk home. When we got that 90s drug education the cops just passed around every single drug in a bag so we could identify them. I was like 7 passing crack cocaine to the student next to me. I don’t hate the 90s, they were fun as shit. I’m a parent now, not sure I’d go the same route, but they gotta live and learn to an extent. I just don’t know where that is. We were in far more danger because of the livestock we were put on too young than we were of the escaping prisoners. To this day I root for them. Fuck all why your there, much like the horses, I understand the desire to run free.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Před měsícem

      I pitied Felissa Rose for returning to such a disappointing continuation of the first film.

  • @xxstinker69
    @xxstinker69 Před 4 lety +2508

    Kinda felt bad for the dude when his frogs got killed

    • @xmarksthespot1372
      @xmarksthespot1372 Před 4 lety +205

      Yeah that legit was actually pretty sad.

    • @slade7178
      @slade7178 Před 4 lety +109

      RIP froggers😪

    • @bob837
      @bob837 Před 4 lety +168

      but can you really feel bad for him i only felt bad for the frogs

    • @TehPesky
      @TehPesky Před 4 lety +25

      They didn't die they were skinned a live

    • @elsaanna4711
      @elsaanna4711 Před 4 lety +41

      @@TehPesky we are not lost we just dont know where we are

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain Před 4 lety +1706

    The murderer was actually the frogs in an Angela costume

    • @theguru621
      @theguru621 Před 4 lety +35

      The ultimate plot twist

    • @maureencolleen5586
      @maureencolleen5586 Před 3 lety +5

      LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @karimqk1895
      @karimqk1895 Před 3 lety +6

      Canon

    • @princess-nia
      @princess-nia Před 3 lety

      I don’t think she killed the frogs it was the boy who kick the frogs

    • @orenges
      @orenges Před 3 lety +2

      Best ending ever!

  • @gagefranke6290
    @gagefranke6290 Před 2 lety +539

    One thing that I always wondered: Was Alan a bully from the beginning and everyone bullies him for being a jerk, or was Alan bullied first and then he bullied everyone back as retaliation?

    • @captainatom7632
      @captainatom7632 Před 2 lety +39

      The latter.

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 Před rokem +1

      🙄🙄🙄This Allen kid was the combination of a bully he reminds me of some fat piece of trash and Yellowstone that was taken to the train station which is where he belongs. As for the kids antagonizing standing up to the bully calling him blow job that is so lame even in 2003. Hell if you really want to make some fat bullying kid feel terrible about himself you might as well call him lard ass to begin with that would’ve worked perfectly.🙄🙄🙄 I new some fat kid who was going around causing trouble and the first thing I did was literally put him down with the word lard ass and he started crying like a little baby it was funny because apparently he was a bullying piece of trash. Now lard ass may actually be from both the film stand by me but still before I even knew about the film it was a perfect way to call someone who is a fat kid. That was like around the year 2005 everything we just saw on there looks like we’re still stuck in the 1980s or 90s something my point is this sequel sucked.😒😒😒

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 Před rokem +6

      My money is on the former

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 Před 9 měsíci

      Honestly, who gives a f*ck? He sucks either way.

    • @rhopalosera9772
      @rhopalosera9772 Před 9 měsíci

      honestly people are saying the latter but knowing how these immature assholes are irl, I think the first

  • @thedude8457
    @thedude8457 Před 3 lety +1121

    "He's both a bully, and a kid who gets bullied"
    😆Dude you just described Eric Cartman😆

    • @plushymariobros6370
      @plushymariobros6370 Před 2 lety +16

      That’s facts 😎

    • @p00p_eater
      @p00p_eater Před 2 lety +34

      This kid literally is Eric 😂

    • @jannejoy3515
      @jannejoy3515 Před 2 lety +6

      Eric harris lol

    • @sportsnerd100
      @sportsnerd100 Před 2 lety +23

      Sleepaway camp south park same universe confirmed

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN Před 2 lety

      @@sportsnerd100 no, if it was, nearly everyone will be utterly braindead.

  • @_judy._.k_
    @_judy._.k_ Před 5 lety +3552

    The actor for Angela is so pretty. Even when she's laughing manically

  • @luckyclover699
    @luckyclover699 Před 4 lety +4510

    #1 Angela kills every one who is mean to her
    #2 kills everyone who is naughty
    #3 just straight up kills everyone
    #4 Kills everyone who bullies Allan

  • @ellejay5024
    @ellejay5024 Před 4 lety +147

    12:43 This scene was much scarier than I thought it would be.
    Seriously, no jumpscares or loud sounds or anything. I have seen so many horror movies these past years, but nothing ever stopped my heart like that since The Grudge.

  • @snautslovering7270
    @snautslovering7270 Před 3 lety +216

    I felt genuine sadness when the frogs were shown dead

  • @kitaxvira
    @kitaxvira Před 5 lety +2039

    I just realized Isaac Hayes plays “The Chef” in this movie and he also plays as “Chef” from South Park

    • @katiering4108
      @katiering4108 Před 4 lety +129

      He even has the red shirt lol

    • @paulamccormack8036
      @paulamccormack8036 Před 4 lety +28

      The Illuminati made this film and South Park confirmed

    • @chugs6817
      @chugs6817 Před 4 lety +113

      Cartoon Enthusiast
      Dude, this film has South Park characters
      Sheriff Jerry = Ned
      The Chef = Chef
      Alan = Eric Cartman

    • @dragastarr2926
      @dragastarr2926 Před 4 lety +3

      Jiggy Puff FACTS 🤣

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 Před 4 lety

      played
      past tense

  • @javiergiovane8621
    @javiergiovane8621 Před 5 lety +441

    Everyday he wears a reference to the movie but today it’s just a polo shirt.
    Love it

    • @squidoodlyfanwarner5532
      @squidoodlyfanwarner5532 Před 5 lety +12

      Jazy Kea Plot twist, that’s the reference.

    • @protato5896
      @protato5896 Před 5 lety +1

      How is David Bowie related to Happy Death Day?

    • @PantsMasterPlays
      @PantsMasterPlays Před 5 lety +1

      @@protato5896 I'm not sure about that tbh, but he wore the same shirt for Happy Death Day 2U!

    • @rileytherandom
      @rileytherandom Před 4 lety +1

      oh fuck, imagine if he made a t-shirt look as disgusting as Alan's to torture us more. missed opportunity.

  • @Theoneandonlymanhimself
    @Theoneandonlymanhimself Před 4 lety +507

    Angela was helping us out by murdering those dumb characters

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 Před 2 lety +6

      She's been ALWAYS helping us out, since all of the people she takes out are assholes.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 Před rokem +10

      Yet she didn't kill the main character

  • @GrammyDude22
    @GrammyDude22 Před 3 lety +94

    Some of the greatest movie quotes of all time: 1:56, 2:35, 4:24, 5:53, 7:07, and 9:58.

    • @cobaltcalciumiodinenitroge3998
      @cobaltcalciumiodinenitroge3998 Před 3 lety +5

      thank you for that

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 Před rokem +4

      7:33
      😒😒😒When the kids stand up to him calling him blowjob. It's very clear to anyone who has been paying attention that this movie sucks. Like the writing's really bad the campers act like they're in 1980 or 1990. When in fact we're in the early 2000s which I'm sure words have advanced beyond this limit.🙄🙄🙄 But hey if anyone needs to be blamed I blame the writers and people who made this low budget film.

  • @vogue2718
    @vogue2718 Před 4 lety +941

    All of Alan's dialogue is Y O U R A S S S T I N K S !!!!!

  • @protojager
    @protojager Před 5 lety +614

    Return back to sleepaway camp again for the third time.

    • @monkeyman3824
      @monkeyman3824 Před 5 lety +6

      Sophisticated Dinosaur just incase this becomes top comment

    • @theghoulnoah6076
      @theghoulnoah6076 Před 5 lety +4

      4th time

    • @protojager
      @protojager Před 5 lety +4

      @@theghoulnoah6076 It's the 4th film, which means this is the third time returning to the camp.

    • @protojager
      @protojager Před 5 lety +4

      @@NomForSuccess For the audience not the characters, why is it when you're proved wrong you change your answer and try to say "Yeah well.... you're still wrong so HA!"

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 Před 5 lety +1

      Sophisticated Dinosaur seems legit 👍

  • @R4t10nal
    @R4t10nal Před 3 lety +100

    8:55
    That scream sounds better than Jesse's in Freddie's Revenge

    • @grimma6425
      @grimma6425 Před 2 lety +3

      Just based on this comment… We would get along pretty well. :D

  • @unknownchoujin1436
    @unknownchoujin1436 Před 3 lety +48

    I loved James' reaction at 8:18 to that kid's remark. That was an appropriate reaction to an inappropriate action, or statement of planned action.

    • @mikeyspring5274
      @mikeyspring5274 Před 2 lety +1

      This is a stupid comment on a smart video that clearly lacks planning

    • @carsfan1995
      @carsfan1995 Před 2 dny

      And yet people have a tantrum bout a SpongeBob episode no longer being viewed because of the action.

  • @ouiner4015
    @ouiner4015 Před 5 lety +1206

    * two seconds into movie *
    * sees main character *
    “Ew”
    * 5 minutes into movie *
    “I thought this was sleepaway camp?”

  • @cartersears915
    @cartersears915 Před 5 lety +322

    “When the winds cry Angela”
    That’s already a heavy metal song

    • @karlsmith2570
      @karlsmith2570 Před 5 lety +2

      CarterTheDoge I wouldn't categorize Jarvis Cocker as a Metal Artist

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 Před 2 lety +1

      Ricky: ANGELAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Crustacean4
    @Crustacean4 Před 3 lety +178

    *When Alan was with the frogs and said*
    ”they're my friends!”
    *I actually feel pretty bad for him ngl :(*

    • @finngallavich7082
      @finngallavich7082 Před 3 lety +2

      Seme

    • @enbystarz
      @enbystarz Před 2 měsíci +2

      Same, I love frogs so much too and seeing them dead is really heartbreaking to me 😢

  • @bo2720
    @bo2720 Před 3 lety +89

    Well this did have the same weird vibe as the original, just as mean spirited kills and the ending was startling and super creepy. So it actually half succeeds

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 Před 2 lety +9

      Well, Angela's wicked cackling and then staring into your soul is nothing compared to her, or should I say, HIS, frozen expression from the original 1983 movie. Glassy eyes, wide opened mouth, unearthly, feral growls.... you do the math.

    • @sportsnerd100
      @sportsnerd100 Před 2 lety +8

      It lacks any of the charm the first provides.

  • @jonathangarcia5279
    @jonathangarcia5279 Před 4 lety +716

    I love how Angela glares at the end.

  • @quack7426
    @quack7426 Před 5 lety +326

    The most sympathetic character was the poor cockatoo kept in that tiny bird cage

  • @rebeccascowcroft
    @rebeccascowcroft Před 4 lety +68

    Who else got seriously freaked out by Angela suddenly turning to the camera and staring?😳

  • @Sidednator
    @Sidednator Před 3 lety +58

    8:56 that voice crack needs to be noticed

  • @Admiral26
    @Admiral26 Před 5 lety +423

    1983: “We’ll have flying cars in the future.”
    2008: *Killing frogs is cool* ??!!

    • @RosieHip24
      @RosieHip24 Před 5 lety +2

      *2003

    • @sarahhenry5788
      @sarahhenry5788 Před 5 lety +6

      Killing frogs is *not* cool.

    • @Rising_Lightning
      @Rising_Lightning Před 5 lety +1

      Autumn Williams 2003? It’s 2008

    • @RosieHip24
      @RosieHip24 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Rising_Lightning if you watched the beginning, James said the movie was filmed in 2003, but was released in 2008.

    • @Rising_Lightning
      @Rising_Lightning Před 5 lety +3

      Autumn Williams oh that makes sense

  • @SpicySquidward69
    @SpicySquidward69 Před 4 lety +496

    Wooden spike appears from the floor that almoust kills you, what to do? peak thought the hole *-LOGIC-*

  • @berrisfueller6221
    @berrisfueller6221 Před 4 lety +98

    That person who got skinned alive gave me the chills

    • @HaydenCamp-po2tn
      @HaydenCamp-po2tn Před 2 lety +14

      Indeed, I would honesty give it the golden chainsaw because it’s something you don’t see often

    • @natestern2021
      @natestern2021 Před 2 lety +6

      Then I would recommend not watching martyrs lol

    • @berrisfueller6221
      @berrisfueller6221 Před rokem

      @@natestern2021 What's that movie about?

    • @berrisfueller6221
      @berrisfueller6221 Před rokem +2

      @@HaydenCamp-po2tn I agree, and that poor skinned person was still alive! I would've just begged someone to shoot me dead instead of suffering that

  • @operationagartha3097
    @operationagartha3097 Před 3 lety +26

    8:55 best scream In the whole movie.

  • @Sunshine_Ses
    @Sunshine_Ses Před 4 lety +1007

    James: "I wish he would just shut up!"
    Bully: "no, you shut up!"
    James: "Hey, F you! It's my show!" 😂😂

  • @itsakipplee9476
    @itsakipplee9476 Před 5 lety +251

    ''What I would've dreamt up as a young horror fan'' Is one hell of a loaded statement

  • @b1rdsh0t80
    @b1rdsh0t80 Před rokem +18

    As soon as the Sheriff walked on screen I was like “Yeah that’s Angela” 😂😂

  • @iamthebaroness8148
    @iamthebaroness8148 Před 4 lety +34

    12:11 Ricky is so happy to see his cousin XD

  • @Zatake
    @Zatake Před 5 lety +785

    1st movie ending- ENDLESS SCREAM
    2nd movie ending- HOWDY PARTNER!
    3rd movie ending- just takin care of business
    4th movie ending- WUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    this endings are like roller coasters
    damn 740+ likes XD
    thankssssss

    • @maxgoose707
      @maxgoose707 Před 5 lety +6

      Yeehaw

    • @glugmyjug3485
      @glugmyjug3485 Před 5 lety +2

      Who says howdy partner and just taking care of business come in on a rollercoaster

    • @RyanReaXts13
      @RyanReaXts13 Před 5 lety +1

      What about the survivor

    • @Zatake
      @Zatake Před 5 lety

      @@glugmyjug3485 it becomes scary then comedic then scary and comedic again

    • @RyanReaXts13
      @RyanReaXts13 Před 4 lety

      @Janelle Meap I know but what would be the ending?

  • @eviltom17
    @eviltom17 Před 5 lety +310

    Issac Hayes as 'The Chef': "Well Hello There Children!"

    • @HorrorMoviesNGuns
      @HorrorMoviesNGuns Před 5 lety +15

      Still sad he passed.

    • @ShufShuf
      @ShufShuf Před 5 lety +3

      eviltom17 rip

    • @RyanReaXts13
      @RyanReaXts13 Před 5 lety

      Fun fact he was last seen on the kill count in Uncle Sam he play that Jed guy if that's his name

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 5 lety

      At least he was a normal chef unlike paedo Artie from the original.

  • @thizzzanubis8188
    @thizzzanubis8188 Před 4 lety +91

    literally who’s idea was it to make him the main character i-

  • @uselesspotato1718
    @uselesspotato1718 Před 3 lety +41

    How I knew that the killer wasn't Alan:
    In one of the scenes the killer tried to kill Karen while Alan would never hurt her

  • @elijamjar._.717
    @elijamjar._.717 Před 5 lety +1275

    We wanted angela,
    Instead we are stuck with Alan, such joy ☹️☹️☹️😭

  • @jginter00
    @jginter00 Před 4 lety +2420

    Nobody:
    Alan: yOuR aSs StInKs

  • @JangoMango007
    @JangoMango007 Před 4 lety +26

    I think Ronnie always thought it was Angela (though he tried to think of other culprits after people kept telling him there was no way Angela was behind the murders) and that’s what he meant when he said “I knew it was you.”

  • @miro9383
    @miro9383 Před 3 lety +61

    The way frank died is probably a nod to the sopranos since the actor Vincent Pastore played a rat

    • @neame-bh3uq
      @neame-bh3uq Před 3 lety +4

      He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

  • @mokortz6641
    @mokortz6641 Před 5 lety +513

    Now that school is over, I totally forgot it is Friday. THANKS JAMES! 🙂

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 Před 5 lety

      Uhhhhh what?

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 Před 5 lety

      Uhhhhh what

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 Před 5 lety +2

      You understand school was out quite a while ago right?

    • @merch7736
      @merch7736 Před 5 lety +1

      you just finished school? that sucks fr, i got out on the last week of may

    • @hayley5031
      @hayley5031 Před 5 lety +1

      For me school ended yesterday

  • @jacksonangley8163
    @jacksonangley8163 Před 5 lety +500

    Name: Weed
    Status: Deceased
    Cause of death: Exploded to death by weed.
    Extra notes: Drugs can kill kiddos

  • @drfr0stii704
    @drfr0stii704 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Alan is literally the best character in fiction. I want a Disney remake of everything featuring Alan as the protagonist.

  • @manifestedbeauty
    @manifestedbeauty Před rokem +9

    I do like that this movie brought Felissa back. She truly is the freaking best.

  • @sleepingrepurr6317
    @sleepingrepurr6317 Před 4 lety +261

    I bet 'castrated with fishing line and jeep' is something James never thought he'd write in this career

    • @memine8795
      @memine8795 Před 3 lety +3

      That is something I never thought anyone would think of

  • @burnisher2678
    @burnisher2678 Před 5 lety +235

    James should have just worn a really sweaty shirt lol

  • @busterb2958
    @busterb2958 Před 3 lety +24

    12:44 Ok, I admit, that ending is fucking scary

  • @mrgoodtime87
    @mrgoodtime87 Před 3 lety +18

    "Who never learned to hone his art"...25 years later... Damn, James A. Janisse...

    • @tristinmcclain9102
      @tristinmcclain9102 Před 2 lety +1

      Well, this and the first one are the only movies he’s ever made

  • @Lechgang
    @Lechgang Před 5 lety +139

    My heart nearly stopped when he said JAWS
    I'm so excited for that one

    • @Robalexe
      @Robalexe Před 5 lety +6

      I guess you didn't watch his summer kill count series video a while ago...

    • @Lechgang
      @Lechgang Před 5 lety +3

      @@Robalexe Ah, That I did not

    • @alexanderhopkins917
      @alexanderhopkins917 Před 5 lety +1

      BryceMasterCat Guy jaws heck yes

    • @courtneyann8233
      @courtneyann8233 Před 5 lety +1

      Just wait for August

    • @carllipsey1497
      @carllipsey1497 Před 5 lety +2

      Just When you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

  • @ianjames8638
    @ianjames8638 Před 5 lety +317

    James is always awesome no matter how good or bad the movie he covers is. He always gives it 100%. Props to James 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @galinda91
      @galinda91 Před 5 lety +2

      Ian James and his background props are 100% too!

    • @skaterrabbit2005
      @skaterrabbit2005 Před 2 lety

      Except for I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. He fucking hated that movie lmao

  • @project-namka
    @project-namka Před 4 lety +8

    10:10 this is the legit reason why my brother and I don't want bunk beds anymore

  • @dontFUDGEitup83
    @dontFUDGEitup83 Před 2 lety +10

    “You’re ass stinks” 😂 I think this is one of my all time favorite episode of kill counts

  • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
    @LordMoonshadowGaGa Před 5 lety +122

    Sleepaway Camp needs a remake. Preferably done by the Soska Twins. They would do the film justice.

    • @geraldnt
      @geraldnt Před 5 lety +8

      TheNerdyBirdyShow I’m surprised they haven’t made a sc remake

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Před 5 lety +2

      Probably because the PC brigade would complain about how it's "offensive" to transgender people even though in the original Peter wasn't transgender. He was forced to pretend to be a girl by his psycho of an aunt.

  • @Nodus_Tollens_
    @Nodus_Tollens_ Před 5 lety +103

    'Turned into a CactusJack weapon'
    Jesus, James, that's something Mankind would think up. I'm proud of you.

    • @Roachron
      @Roachron Před 5 lety

      TragikHavik I’m dead 😂

  • @brokenpieces5852
    @brokenpieces5852 Před rokem +6

    I get that in a lot of horror movies, there are characters that are unlikeable, but the main character in this is that one kid who you just avoid on principle

  • @SlysGames
    @SlysGames Před 2 lety +19

    Despite Allen being a major A-hole I have to admite I felt it hard when the frogs were killed to mess with him. Had to stop the video to hold one of my own little hoppers for a moment.

  • @its_north
    @its_north Před 4 lety +362

    6:45 this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
    Especially when James says “but why” in unison with the character

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington Před 4 lety +6

      LMFAO I didn't catch that the first go around

    • @Jasonalwaysslams
      @Jasonalwaysslams Před 4 lety +3

      It 14:25 minutes how u got 6:00

    • @on37vn94
      @on37vn94 Před 4 lety

      Jason vorheese what

    • @CariAndLenny
      @CariAndLenny Před 4 lety

      It never gets old

    • @BurneyJJ
      @BurneyJJ Před 3 lety +2

      @@Jasonalwaysslams what the hell are you talking about?

  • @noplesnono9656
    @noplesnono9656 Před 5 lety +81

    6:16 missed oppurtunity to say that he ate shit and lived

  • @owenortiz1742
    @owenortiz1742 Před 3 lety +41

    OH MY GOD THEY FILMED THIS AT MY CAMP

  • @user-hb2oc9ol8h
    @user-hb2oc9ol8h Před 2 lety +7

    12:44 It’s the most terrifying thing that I’ve watched, for real this freeze is scary as shit

  • @collinramsey3935
    @collinramsey3935 Před 5 lety +156

    1st kill: Homage to an almost-death in the 1st movie
    2nd kill: Fire stunt
    3rd kill: Not the rats! Not the rats!

  • @christophercase6042
    @christophercase6042 Před 5 lety +165

    I actually met Felissa Rose twice at a comic con in London Ontario back in 2016.
    It was the highlight of my weekend.

    • @RestingBeachFace721
      @RestingBeachFace721 Před 5 lety +1

      Lousy weekend

    • @aaronking5640
      @aaronking5640 Před 5 lety +1

      @@RestingBeachFace721 maybe he really loves felissa rose, then it makes sense that meeting her twice in a weekend would mean alot

    • @RestingBeachFace721
      @RestingBeachFace721 Před 5 lety

      @@aaronking5640 just strange as all her film credits are from terrible movies.

    • @aaronking5640
      @aaronking5640 Před 5 lety +3

      @@RestingBeachFace721 people love weird stuff sometimes, I bet you they're people who would freak out if they met Steven seagal and man do I hate Steven seagal

    • @thakidgaming6435
      @thakidgaming6435 Před 5 lety +1

      She's really a genuine person

  • @onyxth3ripper
    @onyxth3ripper Před 3 lety +14

    I love how they didn't hire another actor for Angela and just put her in costume
    Commitment bro

  • @rango_322
    @rango_322 Před 3 lety +17

    The owner's bird must have been so uncomfortable cause that's too small of a cage for a cockatoo

  • @NotA.Bot69
    @NotA.Bot69 Před 5 lety +98

    “Head turned into a Cactus Jack Weapon” love the WWE references

  • @woodskeletal2701
    @woodskeletal2701 Před 5 lety +320

    I really hope Matilda didn’t get killed
    Edit: Nvm I saw Matilda, good little parrot

  • @mewtoo007
    @mewtoo007 Před 2 lety +11

    This movie was so damn funny. Especially the end when Angela was cackling. Omg, I pissed myself laughing 😂😂😂

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 Před 7 měsíci +1

    6:46 I love how perfectly synced that “but why” is to the guy’s lips omg

  • @itsbentlee3323
    @itsbentlee3323 Před 5 lety +182

    ronnie and ricky sound like their voice recording for a 1999 video game

  • @alexdroid_3008
    @alexdroid_3008 Před 5 lety +158

    Froggy hangout
    “Kermit is pleased”

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH Před 2 lety +8

    Angela's sudden turn to stare straight into my soul is more terrifying than the original's ending. I do have a question though. Why did she go, on her own, to talk to Ricky? It's not like it helped keep up the ruse since nobody saw her doing so and she knew where Angela was on account of being her.

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 Před rokem +1

      Maybe Peter/Angela just wanted to see Ricky but couldn’t their cover

  • @qsunn2185
    @qsunn2185 Před 4 lety +5

    James: "And also, Hey Ricky! What would it sound like if Anglea was the lyric in a metal song?
    Ricky: AAANNNGEELLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    James: Nice

  • @crystaldolphinz1754
    @crystaldolphinz1754 Před 5 lety +207

    This guy gives a lot of effort to his videos, I love it, now I'm excited for Chucky 2019 kill count

  • @herosam1390
    @herosam1390 Před 5 lety +658

    Roses are red
    James has to pay bills
    He can do this
    Because he gets to the kills

  • @larryalvares1369
    @larryalvares1369 Před rokem +2

    12:44- i like how her face goes from full laughter, to "ha, sike. you thought"

  • @jayrock248
    @jayrock248 Před 3 lety +4

    "hey, fuck you! it's my show." best line I've heard in long time. I grew up in 80's came across your channel today, spent almost 6 hrs now watching your vids

  • @nicogomez5172
    @nicogomez5172 Před 5 lety +167

    When James said since this is a sleepaway camp movie I thought we were going to get some boy piles!

  • @basketball5789
    @basketball5789 Před 4 lety +2134

    Fun fact: The Pamela Springsteen Angela is Peter Baker and this movie’s Angela is the real Angela Baker who survived the boating incident.

    • @SuperTunnelBoy
      @SuperTunnelBoy Před 4 lety +61

      Where was this confirmed?

    • @paulkramer5053
      @paulkramer5053 Před 4 lety +370

      From Sleepaway camp Wikia:
      "Some have theorized that the character who Felissa Rose portrayed in Return To Sleepaway Camp was actually the real Angela, who everyone had assumed died in the boating accident from the beginning of the first film. We see the life-vest rise to the surface of the water at the beginning, and at the end we find out that Peter survived the accident and that the person who we thought was Angela throughout the movie was actually Peter. In Return, Rose's character may actually be the real Angela who also survived the boating accident and was assumed dead. Rose and producer Jeff Hayes confirm that the original Angela survived alongside Peter as implied at the end of the Return To Sleepaway Camp: Behind The Scenes documentary on the DVD."

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 Před 4 lety +53

      @@paulkramer5053 so theres 2 Angela's?

    • @Retro_Lightning
      @Retro_Lightning Před 4 lety +187

      @@fidelgarcia2224 No, one is supposedly the real Angela and the other is her brother (Who was disguised as Angela during the first film) the whole Peter/Angela incident is explained in the first film.

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 Před 4 lety +92

      @@Retro_Lightning yes I know that but the guy up here was saying that the real Angela survived. But also Peter changed his name to Angela meaning theres 2 Angela's

  • @Wrbr_Wolfz
    @Wrbr_Wolfz Před 4 lety +7

    11:01
    "head turned into a cactus jack weapon" XD

  • @nagitokomaeda1378
    @nagitokomaeda1378 Před 3 lety +30

    3:23
    The rest of the movie: blood, gore, vulgar humor, nudity
    Me only focusing on the frogs: I love frogs :D

  • @gothambillionaire
    @gothambillionaire Před 4 lety +385

    Alan: EvErYbOdY’s AlWaYs pIcKiNg On mE
    Me: Well maybe if you didn’t pick on everyone else you wouldn’t be bullied

    • @TehPesky
      @TehPesky Před 4 lety +5

      Come on he only bullied like 4 kids and and he wasn't that much a bully you see all the things that happened to him

    • @gothambillionaire
      @gothambillionaire Před 4 lety +19

      Alan He still was a bully

    • @ztancomfort187
      @ztancomfort187 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TehPesky wait a second... Ummm dude mind if i ask where you went to camp?

    • @TehPesky
      @TehPesky Před 4 lety

      @@gothambillionaire not that much

    • @LocalKamenRider
      @LocalKamenRider Před 3 lety +8

      It's like using hacks and then complaining about someone hacking

  • @buttersstotch9406
    @buttersstotch9406 Před 4 lety +748

    Why tf is there a kid named weed like his parents said “let’s name our kid weed”

    • @jamesck7559
      @jamesck7559 Před 4 lety +23

      Butters Stotch maybe it’s a nickname

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 Před 4 lety +2

      jamesck 755 I was gonna say, do what did his parents no love him or somthing

    • @maureencolleen5586
      @maureencolleen5586 Před 3 lety +9

      Maybe the parents were on drugs

    • @OnlyJordan
      @OnlyJordan Před 3 lety +3

      They were probably on weed when they named him that

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 Před 3 lety

      Switch4lite • makes sense

  • @ashlynrobin8475
    @ashlynrobin8475 Před 3 lety +8

    He- the- why- fro- why the frogs? What did they do? The poor frogs? What's wrong with those sick bullies?

  • @oatstein8812
    @oatstein8812 Před 2 lety +2

    I love the little blue and red people when he’s doing the numbers, especially when they have stuff involving the kill.

  • @dragon_ball_legends_bros5681

    Linda's head really did turn into a cactus jack weapon😂😂😂😂

    • @RyanReaXts13
      @RyanReaXts13 Před 5 lety +3

      Who's cactus Jack?

    • @David_Larkin
      @David_Larkin Před 5 lety +5

      @@RyanReaXts13 Cactus Jack is one of the character that the wrestler Mick Foley played in his career. His favorite weapon was a barbed wired baseball bat. He was really extreme (I say "was" because he's now retired)

    • @thelocalwitch2405
      @thelocalwitch2405 Před 5 lety

      @@David_Larkin Thanks for that!

  • @tones1887
    @tones1887 Před 5 lety +99

    Done with camp, now it's time to head to the beach. :D

  • @iamthebaroness8148
    @iamthebaroness8148 Před 4 lety +28

    Sleepaway camp: a great some what sad slasher movie
    Sleepaway camp 2: a rocking epic sequel with amazing soundtrack
    Sleepaway camp 3: Still great but not as strong as 2
    Return to sleepaway camp: YOU'RE ASS STINKS