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  • čas přidán 11. 12. 2023
  • The former president’s draft tweets and direct messages are among the data sought by special counsel Jack Smith, and some of the world’s worst people will be interviewed on Tucker Carlson’s new streaming network.
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  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 Před 6 měsíci +661

    So he’s telling us “…..he should be free from any prosecution, while in office.” So he’s telling us he DID commit crimes while in office. Just go to jail old man. We ARE sick of you.

    • @andrewflowers6794
      @andrewflowers6794 Před 6 měsíci +35

      Ya, you should not be able to claim immunity at the same time as innocence.

    • @kbbpll7338
      @kbbpll7338 Před 6 měsíci +40

      I knew all along that the only reason he ever ran for office was to avoid being prosecuted. Now he's spelled it out for everybody.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Před 6 měsíci

      Andrew , common sense doesn’t work with magats , that’s why he does what he does .

    • @trumpet12345
      @trumpet12345 Před 6 měsíci

      Gotta give Russia credit. They found the only man not humbled by the position. Bush and other are terrible for caving into wars or other problems, but only one man has the delusional thoughts of Donald Trump. That man is Donald Trump. They didn't put a smart man to the throne of power to allure the people and make vast changes, they picked an idiot that created required bailouts for farmers because he doesn't even fucking have a clue. GG russia. we get it. Just remember 4 more years of this asshole likely won't help you either in the end.

    • @ariaafshar4212
      @ariaafshar4212 Před 6 měsíci +27

      We should do everything we can to make sure Trump never becomes president again.

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 Před 6 měsíci +872

    I’m finally going to be voting for a president for the first time in 2024, and I’ll be voting for President Biden!
    VOTE BLUE FOLK!!! 💙

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 6 měsíci +1

      doesnt even have to be biden. #justnotorangefuhrer & not someone crazy like Ramaswamy.

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 Před 6 měsíci +88

      Good for you, and get all your young friends out to vote, too. 😊

    • @roronoabear
      @roronoabear Před 6 měsíci +43

      Smart, don't waste your vote!

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice Před 6 měsíci +9

      Vote for 3rrd Party. Fight for Change

    • @Funnyandsunnydays
      @Funnyandsunnydays Před 6 měsíci +28

      Tell your friends

  • @patwiggins6969
    @patwiggins6969 Před 6 měsíci +81

    Good job with the website. Could have been a crass joke but using it to help people is a really classy move

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      More classy if he also took political attacks on Joe Biden and criminal son Hunter Biden... but of course true crimes aren't so funny

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles Před 6 měsíci

      Link?

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/NThgFHeJlWM/video.html@@shiskeyoffles

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

    • @marz2362
      @marz2362 Před 6 měsíci

      legit! I headed there and it says Stephen Colbert's The Tucker Carlson Network

  • @creativelife9871
    @creativelife9871 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I appreciate the throw back to The Colbert Report there at the end. 😂🤣 Those were the days and I miss them dearly. 😂

  • @OzzyInSpace
    @OzzyInSpace Před 6 měsíci +362

    Literally a class act getting that website and putting links to reputable charitable organizations on it.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci +17

      Great to hear it's operable but I can't get onto it. Firstly there was a message saying it looked like a suspicious site and do I really want to proceed, so I clicked yes, then there was nothing - since tried a few times, and nothing. Also tried tucker carlson's and that didn't even register. Anyway, kudos to Steven 😜😜

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand Před 6 měsíci +48

      It’s such a John Oliver move 😂😂

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Před 6 měsíci +4

      "Literally"

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang Před 6 měsíci +19

      @@sheilaboston7051probably had more traffic than they could afford to handle. Like a ddos attack but with good intentions.

    • @trentonaustin3318
      @trentonaustin3318 Před 6 měsíci +10

      ​@@RuthBhmandI was thinking that EXACT same thing! 😂

  • @etienelamaine9392
    @etienelamaine9392 Před 6 měsíci +212

    Sir.. I salute you!! I had my appendix pop at 8 and thankfully I was taken care of.. YOU worked through it with two shows AND dancing!! You look amazing as always. Please thank evie for making sure WE ALL STILL HAVE YOU HERE

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Před 6 měsíci +8

      What would he do without her?!! What would WE do without her?!!

    • @cultureal9544
      @cultureal9544 Před 6 měsíci

      Omg, Evie, you were Soooo close to freedom! So close!

  • @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946
    @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I once called Geico and got frustrated with the automated system and yelled "HUMAN" and it's response was "I believe you want to speak to a representative?" 😆

    • @user-zb7uh2ob1r
      @user-zb7uh2ob1r Před 4 měsíci

      You were lucky. I've yelled "human!" lots of times without success.

  • @debcardosa2418
    @debcardosa2418 Před 6 měsíci +14

    You are so great and funny 😂! I just love your monologue. Thank you Stephen.

  • @kimberlycronen3998
    @kimberlycronen3998 Před 6 měsíci +53

    Stephen!!!! You totally John Olivered Tucker! 😂

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 Před 6 měsíci +257

    I'm glad you're feeling better Stephen. And I'm glad that Jack Smith is speeding up the work of Justice.

    • @jkpupo1
      @jkpupo1 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Safe and effective

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways Před 6 měsíci +7

      Jack Smith deserves a medal for saving our country.
      🇺🇸👍

    • @mobobb3555
      @mobobb3555 Před 6 měsíci

      Your " justice " is guilty by a court of PUBLIC OPINION.
      Maybe actually hold your opinion at a minimum until this continued fiasco has been put forth within a trial setting and Mr. Trump is convicted LEGALLY ( if that can be done in NY State - with an overwhelming Democratic voting population ).

    • @nancygibson604
      @nancygibson604 Před 6 měsíci +1

      The supremes Roberts Court ,Roberts net income is 24 million 68 million in asset,crooked or not,I’d say so,and people on the streets and dying of hunger,what a dishonest court

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 Před 6 měsíci +4

    OMG, that Orville Reddenbigot joke was the best! Pay that writer well!

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause Před 6 měsíci +4

    Its been suggested his draft tweets were messages for other traitor collaborators, who had his PW and could read them for instructions.

  • @JillKnapp
    @JillKnapp Před 6 měsíci +134

    Former Catholic here, but when Stephen sang that little snippet of "The King of Glory" (a hymn I haven't thought about in 40 years), I automatically sang the next line ("Open the gates before him, lift up your voices! Who is the king of glory, how shall we call him?" etc etc etc). It's amazing how songs stay embedded in your brain.

  • @netherslayer3561
    @netherslayer3561 Před 6 měsíci +18

    9:55 I've seen enough of John Oliver's shenanigans to know where this was going in an instant

  • @faye2592
    @faye2592 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Bravo, Stephen! Bravo! 👏👏👏😄

  • @siwi666
    @siwi666 Před 6 měsíci +33

    oh the joy. The man, the band, the audience. I'm lapping up every moment. Thank you Late Show

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Před 6 měsíci +526

    Donnie and the GOP want power and don't care how they get it... not just breaking rules and laws, but also hearts, minds and souls... Vote Blue 💙

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R Před 6 měsíci +279

    Glad you're feeling better Stephen. And glad you're ɓack. We missed you!

    • @jkpupo1
      @jkpupo1 Před 6 měsíci

      Safe and effective

  • @High_Alpha
    @High_Alpha Před 6 měsíci +13

    It's sad that these lawyers don't have the gumption or integrity to inform their client that "I'm sorry sir, but that simply is NOT how the law works.". Then again anyone who agrees to actually represent him now has had more than enough warning of what a ****storm they are stepping into.
    Maybe he should represent himself, since every legal argument he cons his legal team into trying isn't based in law anyway... that would be a pay per view comedy special.
    Buyer beware America. If you give him the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave again, I'm not sure you are ever getting them back.

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      Yup and when they are done with Donald the most definitely need to get rid of the biggest embarrassment the Biden crime family

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      they

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge Před 6 měsíci +2

    So spot on and too funny!!! ❤

  • @kayalcorn9569
    @kayalcorn9569 Před 6 měsíci +11

    Right on, Steven! I went to the website & it rocks! Charity in Tuccums name - brilliant!

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Před 6 měsíci +84

    Vote Blue to save democracy.
    Vote Blue to protect women's reprotective rights. Vote blue to protect LGBTQ rights. Vote Blue to protect our children. Vote Blue to keep this country from becoming a dictatorship. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 6 měsíci +1

      basically vote against christian nationalism.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Yes.

    • @ely4935
      @ely4935 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Definitely 🎉🎉🎉

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Před 6 měsíci +6

      And for the environment. Trump's stated policy is, quote: "drill, drill, drill".

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 Před 6 měsíci

      I don't agree with practices of a lot of people but NEVER have I felt the RIGHT to infringe upon other people's right to go Hell for their CHOICES🙏

  • @kayleighgates2689
    @kayleighgates2689 Před 6 měsíci +7

    So glad you are back! Stay healthy, Mr. Colbert. We need you!

  • @Juicexlx
    @Juicexlx Před 6 měsíci +47

    ''But I've got a better deal: pay 0$ to never watch Tucker Carlson again.'' ----- Ok, this deserves a thumbs-up!

  • @sunnyinaspen
    @sunnyinaspen Před 6 měsíci +62

    Thank you for making me giggle with all this madness in our world

  • @bohemianmiss6282
    @bohemianmiss6282 Před 6 měsíci +12

    All the money 💰 Those brave women deserve *all the money*

  • @bonniespruin6369
    @bonniespruin6369 Před 6 měsíci +23

    Thank God you are alright after what you went through. This world needs you to lift them up out of the stress of this world! You rock!

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Colbert's impression of p tin rapping & scratching is HILARIOUS!
    😂🤣

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 6 měsíci +184

    Jack Smith is getting it done! Thank goodness.

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo Před 6 měsíci +2

      The guy is next level. Bashing Garland seems the norm, but I’m glad this is who he enlisted.

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 Před 6 měsíci

      Jack Smith is on a time clock. He has to fry drumpf, go after the 146 criminals still in office in order to get back to other criminals in countries he left behind for this gig in saving America from the drumpf confederate clan🥴

    • @cherylfelix392
      @cherylfelix392 Před 6 měsíci

      FJS

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 6 měsíci +126

    I'm a European. My home country Norway is far from being a utopian paradise, but also far from being a despotic dictatorship, which is more than can be said about the South American country where I currently reside.
    And which is also more than can be said about USA, much much more, _should trump ever be allowed back into the White House._
    I am fearing that South American authoritarian regimes will become peanuts compared to a trumpian Banana Republic (or should we say Covfefe Republic?).
    I am dead serious.
    And no one, of the rational part of the world that is, wants to see that become reality, for obvious reasons.
    As even many US citizens point out every so often; *_what happens in USA affects us all._*
    Democracy's survival, worldwide, is at stake, and out little planet can hardly afford a US fascist regime that does NOT take climate change seriously.
    In other words:
    trump *_needs_* to be made an example of, and face and taste the justice and accountability he deserves, the same being the case as regards all his co-conspirators and enablers.
    Your country needs it, USA, and so does the rest of the world.
    While we foreigners definitely are wishing you all the best, dear good sensible people of USA, we are really wishing us all, all the best.
    I might be "just" a Norwegian onlooker, but I have an American boyfriend, and I have an aunt who is one of the far too many trumpetrified ones all across the globe who've trumped themselves apart from their families, and my closest ones and I are directly affected by how the pathetic authoritarian "government" where we live (Bolivia) caved in to the pressure of anti-vaxx movements, same movements who let themselves be inspired by trump himself, trump and his grotesque mishandling of the pandemic.
    There are bound to be countless of cases similar to mine, of World citizens outside of the US who have their own personal (if not sheer existential) reasons for needing to see real justice being served to trump & Co.
    This is global, folks.
    To a degree where it almost feels/seems unjust that only US citizens can vote, over yonder in the world's most influential country.
    *Best wishes!*
    💙 💙 💙 💙
    🇧🇻 ❤️ 🇺🇸
    ⚖️

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 6 měsíci +8

      #facts . But why did you move to SA from beautiful Norway?
      #separationofchurchandstate

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I've posted this writ a few times before, on different channels.
      Something that does _not_ convert me into a bot, however, as someone seemed to think the other day 🧐

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 6 měsíci +13

      ​@@vsznry
      Brought here together with my brother by our parents when kids.
      Bolivia is a beautiful country too, with lots of nice people. But they tend to not be too smart when electing leaders, tragically.
      Ah but it's complicated... mildly said.
      Interesting cultures, interesting history.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Před 6 měsíci +15

      I hear people talking about leaving if he gets reelected.... I ask them "Where is it going to be safe? How long will it be safe, if the US falls to a totalitarian regime?!" I am going to keep fighting for the US.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 6 měsíci +1

      religious conservatism is the bane of Modern Humanity & leads the uneducated to choose dictators, who then hinder societal progress in favor of control.
      India, Middle East, Africa, South America...
      A single commonality for everyones suffering: gods & god-men.
      have you visited that one german town in Argentina? lol@@camelsheit_on_the_walls446

  • @nicole127x
    @nicole127x Před 6 měsíci +3

    Dang it's good to see him cavorting across the stage. He looks good as new!

  • @Dr_Cole
    @Dr_Cole Před 6 měsíci +17

    So good to have SC back at it! We missed you. Remember, the only good appendices were written by Tolkien and not set within our bodies 😮

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 Před 6 měsíci +9

    “Orville Redenbiggot”….😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

  • @TheSocratease
    @TheSocratease Před 6 měsíci +196

    Why claim immunity if you're innocent?

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 Před 6 měsíci +24

      Like when he said that pleading the fifth means you're guilty of something...and then he pled the fifth.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@veryberry39 Didn't he also say something along the lines of if someone is indicted they shouldn't be running for office?

    • @trm4life
      @trm4life Před 6 měsíci +4

      Police officer to criminal "Why did you run if you didn't do anything?"

    • @Stickey14
      @Stickey14 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Good Question!

    • @Ravus_Sapiens
      @Ravus_Sapiens Před 6 měsíci

      @@Stickey14 It *is* a good question, unfortunately, the answer is that the US justice system as a whole would likely be worse off without immunity clauses.

  • @WhereShallWeGoToday
    @WhereShallWeGoToday Před 6 měsíci +2

    Draft tweets weren't shown publicly, BUT could be seen by anyone with access to his account. They could then be deleted.

  • @AbcdNil799
    @AbcdNil799 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Thanks, Sir, for your courageously honest comedy. We can learn from it and try to improve our miserable self too where it resonates. 🙏More power to you.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 6 měsíci +312

    We need to stop the dictator pretending this thing is a joke like we don’t remember his presidency

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Před 6 měsíci +17

      Which was also a joke . A really bad joke but a joke nonetheless .

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 Před 6 měsíci

      Trump's presidency brought real wages up by over 7,600 dollars a year. Record high employment for women, black, Hispanic and Asians. Started no new wars. Created opportunity zones to help minority communities. Made the largest contribution to HBCU's in history. Replaced NAFTA with USMCA bringing jobs back to the United States.

    • @Johnorekunow272
      @Johnorekunow272 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I think you should all go and vote for him lest you lose the only thing you seem to talk about.

    • @williamj.sheehan2001
      @williamj.sheehan2001 Před 6 měsíci

      Yuriel, respectfully, are you saying that you think the current presidency is an improvement over the previous one? If so, I'd have to say to you what we used to say to referees and umpires after a bad call: "WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHIN'?"

    • @adukabu
      @adukabu Před 6 měsíci

      @@williamj.sheehan2001are u t kidding??? wtf you do not remember all the mess and field preparation for isolating USA and current recession is big time his responsibility…of course you do not know that it takes reading and fact checking which is to much for you I guess

  • @runnergo1398
    @runnergo1398 Před 6 měsíci +382

    If they say Trump cannot be convicted of any crime since he used to be President, that would give Dark Brandon the AOK to do whatever he wants to Trump.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Před 6 měsíci +48

      I like the way you think !

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi Před 6 měsíci +33

      Oh! My!
      I like the way you think!
      Let's go 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @bonniescanlan8772
      @bonniescanlan8772 Před 6 měsíci +45

      GO DARK BRANDON 😎

    • @bartbullock7817
      @bartbullock7817 Před 6 měsíci

      Runner go1398.. Just accept the fact, Donald trump is responsible for doing all of his "crimes"!!! The accountability all falls on djt's shoulders, Is stop deflecting.
      Nobody is working to shit in donald trump's salad bowl, Because donald trump needs no help (zero) to achieve guilt !!!!
      One man's ability to get his own foot, That far down his own mouth, It is epic legendary status, It is all of his own making, You can deny accountability all you want to, Especially since your"cult leader" Has lived a life of zero accountability, For any laws that he is broken, Way before he ever made it to capital hill.
      Sheep..... What can you do???

    • @unpunnyfuns
      @unpunnyfuns Před 6 měsíci +11

      gonna be hard getting those red ketchup stains out of the oval office carpets.

  • @earlybird256
    @earlybird256 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Back and cheekier than ever!!!! Grateful for your talent. The website is a beautiful idea. Great causes on there. WCK is doing amazing work. You are doing amazing work edutaining us Mr Colbert.

  • @billytheweasel
    @billytheweasel Před 6 měsíci +2

    Colbert is golden.

  • @barbaramccoy7261
    @barbaramccoy7261 Před 6 měsíci +252

    If nixon could be prosecuted so can trump

    • @sshaw4429
      @sshaw4429 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Only we will get this one.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@Alice-xq3dnbut after he was out of office, he could have been prosecuted.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 Před 6 měsíci

      @Alice-xq3dn he was pardoned so fast, the DOJ never got close to bringing the case. Pardoned by the man he made president. Dolt 45 could have played it that way if he'd resigned, I'm sure Pence would have done it even after hiding from a lynch mob.

    • @HSR107
      @HSR107 Před 6 měsíci

      Nixon wasn't prosecuted. He was pardoned by Ford after he resigned.

    • @coalkey8019
      @coalkey8019 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Nixon at least had the wisdom to resign.

  • @0_44_4
    @0_44_4 Před 6 měsíci +632

    The Presidential win is not a free ticket to be a criminal.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Před 6 měsíci +42

      Chump seems to think it is .

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra Před 6 měsíci +39

      Otherwise Nixon would not have had to leave office.

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Ask Biden about his daughter's diary and those inappropriate showers

    • @marileedriscoll2816
      @marileedriscoll2816 Před 6 měsíci +20

      You folks all have such vivid imaginations! And always something creepy and inappropriate òn your minds. It speaks volumes about your own psyches and the amount of projection ìn every statement is beyond psychotic.

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@marileedriscoll2816 I didn't imagine what Ashley Biden wrote and didn't imagine Ashley Biden writing about inappropriate showers with her father Joe Biden.

  • @quincywilliams9860
    @quincywilliams9860 Před 6 měsíci +3

    The website is exceptional. Thanks, Stephen!

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h
    @user-do2ev2hr7h Před 6 měsíci +1

    I'm flabbergasted at the idea that there are draft tweets given the state of the ones that are put out for public consumption.

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 Před 6 měsíci +35

    Glad your back Stephen ❤ the website troll is GENIUS 😅😂

    • @patriciadodd9412
      @patriciadodd9412 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I have missed a bit. What was Steven ill from?

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 Před 6 měsíci

      @@patriciadodd9412His appendix burst during taping of a show a couple of weeks ago (the one with the chef who danced with him).

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@patriciadodd9412 His appendix burst.

  • @janbounds911
    @janbounds911 Před 6 měsíci +233

    If the Prez has full immunity, why did Ford have to pardon Nixon, BEFORE he was even charged? Riddle me this, Batman! VOTE BLUE!!! 💙💙💙🥂🥂🥂

    • @renegade44040
      @renegade44040 Před 6 měsíci +16

      Yes, but from what I understand, a pardon is admission of guilt.

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 Před 6 měsíci +9

      ​@@renegade44040 You're correct.

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 Před 6 měsíci +14

      @@renegade44040 Exactly. The question remains. VOTE BLUE!!!💙💙💙🥂🥂🥂

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 Před 6 měsíci +7

      In chumps case , wouldn’t it be more like , “riddle me this , fatman” ?

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@terryoquinn8199 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅

  • @ruthieristich7998
    @ruthieristich7998 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Thank you for being so hilarious.

  • @annala2956
    @annala2956 Před 6 měsíci

    The "Strangers With Candy" liturgical dance!!!! My favorite Colbert moment of all time!

  • @Miimisky
    @Miimisky Před 6 měsíci +76

    Great show tonight and I’m very happy and thank God you’re back and well Uncle Stephen❤❤❤❤🙏🏼✝️🥰♥️♥️🥰🥰

    • @LiamLightwolf
      @LiamLightwolf Před 6 měsíci

      ✝️🛐
      AMEN! PRAISE GOD! 🙏🕊️🤟😊
      ✝️🛐

  • @halloran537
    @halloran537 Před 6 měsíci +172

    "Or for zero dollars you can never have to watch Tucker Carlson again." has got to be one of the greatest deals ever.

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen Před 6 měsíci +10

      I think there are many people willing to actually pay for that 😂

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Jacqueline_Thijsen How many streaming channels can an idiot pay for and still have enough money to send to Mango Mussolini, or buy NFT's? 🤣

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Před 6 měsíci +3

      I’ll take that deal every day of the week - and twice on Tuesdays!

    • @UnexpectedDanger
      @UnexpectedDanger Před 6 měsíci +2

      The real art of the deal

    • @susankeith326
      @susankeith326 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@Need2know1123Tucker himself actually said he i

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Před 6 měsíci +1

    *Stephen Colbert has done a John Oliver with that website purchase, and I am so proud of him!!!!* 🙌🏽 👏 😀

  • @mikekolokowsky
    @mikekolokowsky Před 6 měsíci +1

    Being contacted by a representative of your former criminal employer AT THE GYM sends that “creepy stalker” vibe as a banner headline.

  • @hollygravitt388
    @hollygravitt388 Před 6 měsíci +244

    "For $0 a month you can never watch Tucker Carlson again!" I'm sold, sir. That sounds like a great idea.

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Hah! A bargain at twice the price! Count me in!

    • @nickiemcnichols5397
      @nickiemcnichols5397 Před 6 měsíci +5

      I’m in!

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 Před 6 měsíci +4

      That was great

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@mizzury54 Brown 25 from Uranus 💩 It has the strength of steel,
      The flexibility of rubber and the nutritional value of beef stew!

    • @30skillz
      @30skillz Před 6 měsíci +1

      But you'll watch this shill

  • @paulgrieger8182
    @paulgrieger8182 Před 6 měsíci +168

    Thank you, Stephen for keeping us all sane.

    • @mindysmith4645
      @mindysmith4645 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Keep us laughing!

    • @ElijahMendiola
      @ElijahMendiola Před 6 měsíci

      You clown makeup is showing

    • @BobbyDon8
      @BobbyDon8 Před 6 měsíci +1

      All the sane people loved the vax-scene.

    • @theegrumble
      @theegrumble Před 6 měsíci

      You & your fellow clueless are the furthest thing from sane. Men can get pregnant much?🐑

    • @lesliechow1974
      @lesliechow1974 Před 5 měsíci

      🤨😑

  • @TheOneFreakservo
    @TheOneFreakservo Před 6 měsíci +3

    He has 'draft tweets'? The man has such an itchy trigger-finger that he hits 'send' before he realizes he covfefe--
    (The man probably has never used a 'backspace' key in his life.)

  • @babasian
    @babasian Před 6 měsíci +8

    Jail Trump, please. I am so sick and tired of hearing about him and his narcissism overtake the news. Grrrr….

  • @colleenclements5715
    @colleenclements5715 Před 6 měsíci +15

    Dumping Donnie . . . I feel a pretty BIG clog coming on -- Hilarious -- the whole monolog😂 💯

  • @ploopower89
    @ploopower89 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Colbert doing a John Oliver with that website stealing lmao

  • @lindaweber5599
    @lindaweber5599 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Stephan you are the funniest guy ever! Love you.

  • @am2320LG
    @am2320LG Před 6 měsíci +1

    Stephen's back!‼🎶🎵👍👍👍👍👍👍Funnier than EVER!!😂😅😅😁😆😄

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 Před 6 měsíci +13

    LMFAO The website was gold. I loved the energy of tonight's show.

  • @deborahmoshier-dunn6269
    @deborahmoshier-dunn6269 Před 6 měsíci +9

    "The King of Glory Comes, the Nation Rejoices!" Will be in my head for a week now, lol! I wanna know how that came up in the audience before camera-roll! ❤

  • @duchessofst.andrew7210
    @duchessofst.andrew7210 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Alright, Stephen is back 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Stephen please go slow heal completely 🙏 ❤❤️

  • @ariaafshar4212
    @ariaafshar4212 Před 6 měsíci +253

    We should do everything we can to make sure Trump never becomes president again.

    • @gordonanderson3111
      @gordonanderson3111 Před 6 měsíci +14

      We are doing all LEGAL things to stop him, yet he can do any crime, tell constant huge lies, slander all good people, make things up out of whole cloth and so has a great advantage.

    • @amariner5
      @amariner5 Před 6 měsíci

      We are in two new wars in the Middle East, a war in Europe and one in South America.
      And we're heading into a depression.
      I'm voting for peace and prosperity, I'm voting for Trump.
      Funny how Liberals see themselves as intelligent, but couldn't figure out that wars and unlimited immigration would turn us into a cesspool.

    • @itsajahthing
      @itsajahthing Před 6 měsíci +5

      Not should...need to make sure....

    • @ElijahMendiola
      @ElijahMendiola Před 6 měsíci

      It’s called voting, you’re talking election theft

    • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
      @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox Před 6 měsíci

      Who?

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine Před 6 měsíci +61

    Can confirm my favorite ad-free streaming service is not watching Tucker Carlson

    • @engineeringartist4801
      @engineeringartist4801 Před 6 měsíci +6

      I'm on the annual plan. Don't watch for a year at a time, then renew.

  • @tombrayton4412
    @tombrayton4412 Před 6 měsíci +43

    I guess no one told trump to throw away his burner phones

  • @patriciatinkey2677
    @patriciatinkey2677 Před 6 měsíci

    Steven! So glad you are back! My favorite monologs are all yours. Belated thanks for your work back during the "work from home during Covid" days!

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 Před 6 měsíci

    Yes! Can’t wait to check out that website! Genius and hilarious!

  • @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586
    @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586 Před 6 měsíci +15

    Watching from Guyana!!!
    Love me some Colbert 🥰

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 Před 6 měsíci +7

    "The people out there won't understand..." Are you serious? The King of Glory video is kept at the ready to watch Stephen's contagious silliness!👏

  • @jbermiup8030
    @jbermiup8030 Před 6 měsíci +1

    If this situation doesn't get you out to the polls, nothing will!

  • @enriquemartinez6510
    @enriquemartinez6510 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Always Great News with Stephen Colbert. God bless you my bro. We love you man!🇺🇸💙🗣️👤👥🙏🏻🙏🏽

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 Před 6 měsíci +4

    So good to see you dancing around again!

  • @danwallach8826
    @danwallach8826 Před 6 měsíci +12

    Watch out for your stitches, Stephen!

  • @sidehustlerelief680
    @sidehustlerelief680 Před 6 měsíci +1

    “Representative, representative, Hugh-man bee- ing” 😂 that’s me all day

  • @brodebrode
    @brodebrode Před 6 měsíci

    Amazing 😂🙌 way to go Colbert and staff

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 Před 6 měsíci +5

    “Orville Redenbigot” is bananas 💀

  • @judithparsons1920
    @judithparsons1920 Před 6 měsíci +106

    And the Supreme Court judges that were hired by Trump- shouldn’t get a say in this.

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Well then why did Trump bother appointing them?

    • @tu3745
      @tu3745 Před 6 měsíci

      Treat that TDS of yours….very destructive.

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 Před 6 měsíci

      They will OF COURSE recuse themselves due to an very obvious conflict of interest, just like “judge” Cannon didn’t.

    • @tu3745
      @tu3745 Před 6 měsíci

      @@jandrews6254 Enlighten us….Why should the Supreme Court Justices recuse themselves, and what conflicts of interest are you talking about?

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

  • @rowdybliss
    @rowdybliss Před 6 měsíci +1

    Come for the comedy… stay for the epic trolling!!😂❤

  • @jeffrylyon
    @jeffrylyon Před 6 měsíci +1

    Awesome Stephen thank you! From down here in Texas!

  • @williamedward1666
    @williamedward1666 Před 6 měsíci +56

    So, I checked, and the site is mainly donation links for charities. By far the best thing Tucker Carlson’s name has ever been associated with.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci +5

      As long as he doesn't get the credit for it.

    • @BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st
      @BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st Před 6 měsíci

      It is a grift. Just like the tramp cancer foundation did not give all the proceeds to children with cancer, f*cker carson will most likely pull a bannon - build the wall scheme and pocket the donations

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Given that Zelenskyy won a tango championship, maybe we ought to replace the electoral college with a tango dance-off. It's said to reveal character better than any other dance :)

  • @Domdrok
    @Domdrok Před 6 měsíci

    I appreciate the crowd/staff telling Stephen be careful.

  • @MsRunningdeer
    @MsRunningdeer Před 6 měsíci +5

    There is something about Stephen Colbert that makes me feel like the world isn’t quite as awful as it seems. I love this guy!

  • @anitawebster9450
    @anitawebster9450 Před 6 měsíci +81

    Watching this alone in my apartment & bursting into laughter seeing Stephen dancing off camera & across the screen again 🤣🤣🤣 this is Life! 💙

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so Před 6 měsíci

      yup just like the prancing troop at the Biden's residence... but why?

  • @happyninjafighter2
    @happyninjafighter2 Před 6 měsíci +11

    Tucker doing the borscht dance is too good!

  • @itsajahthing
    @itsajahthing Před 6 měsíci

    Welcome back, Stephen. So glad you made it!

  • @amydavis4945
    @amydavis4945 Před 6 měsíci

    Stephen, you have out-done yourself!!! I LOVE what you did with the new website - I won't give it away in comments, folks will just have to watch this video to see what I'm talking about. But KUDOS on you!!!!

  • @grumpydave7329
    @grumpydave7329 Před 6 měsíci +88

    Chrump is literally trying the "Sovreign Citizen!" defense.

  • @alisonjames8082
    @alisonjames8082 Před 6 měsíci +4

    So glad you are back! Stay healthy, please!

  • @fauxjaux
    @fauxjaux Před 6 měsíci +15

    Colbert is Awesome- I’m so glad he’s back! This show makes my mornings better

  • @jenniferbailey5914
    @jenniferbailey5914 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Mr Colbert is a genius!

  • @lenitavanhoff2961
    @lenitavanhoff2961 Před 6 měsíci +70

    I missed you Stephen, and hope that your recovery goes well. I can't tell you how much your show means to me, given all that is happening around the world. I am British and live in Scotland. Your show offers me a little levity and comfort that there are like minded others in the world. Thank you for giving me a giggle, and hope. Watch the EU summit this week, Orban will sabotage as much as he can.

    • @helios7212
      @helios7212 Před 6 měsíci

      🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @akmediascope
      @akmediascope Před 6 měsíci

      Glad you have the show over there❤ best to you

  • @anoniemuss824
    @anoniemuss824 Před 6 měsíci +756

    Seeking immunity is basically the same as admitting guilt but without the consequences. Trump knows he’s guilty AF.

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind Před 6 měsíci

      If the Supreme Court Pimp's give full immunity to Trump, then Biden can do anything he wants too RIGHT ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 6 měsíci +57

      He’s not running for president he’s running FROM prison!

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 Před 6 měsíci +40

      ​@jcoopes5604
      Exactly:
      They're not prosecuting him during a campaign, he's trying to campaign while being rightfully, legally prosecuted. He should not be allowed to run for office.

    • @boybrushedred18
      @boybrushedred18 Před 6 měsíci

      Lol look at how these morons think. Trump has done NOTHING wrong. He's been investigated for seven straight years and you have nothing on him. Meanwhile Biden takes money from Ukraine and uses his position as vice president to get someone fired in Ukraine and you guys don't care.
      Please stop thinking and talking. You guys are so clueless.

    • @gwilymyddraig
      @gwilymyddraig Před 6 měsíci

      If he gets/had immunity (which will/didn't ever happen) That means Joe Biden can do whatever he wants, right?

  • @marywelch7778
    @marywelch7778 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Bahaha! Colbert pulled a John Oliver move getting that website n I love it! 😂

  • @norarivers2744
    @norarivers2744 Před 6 měsíci +86

    Well played on snagging Tucker's website name, well played👏🏽🇺🇲

    • @TallboyDave
      @TallboyDave Před 6 měsíci +14

      Especially since that really feels more like a John Oliver trick, yeah.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 6 měsíci +5

      I just popped over their--it's all donations to really worthy causes. Colbert is a great man.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@TallboyDaveThey probably played rock paper scissors for it.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 6 měsíci +111

    Draft Tweets? you mean Trump has GBs of tweets he wrote but never posted? Oh sweet merciful Jesus

    • @bakedpotato7858
      @bakedpotato7858 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Now I'm thinking back about some of my 1st drafts, and I can't wait to hear what that psycho thought were too bad to post

    • @thesparkster
      @thesparkster Před 6 měsíci

      Draft tweets are used to send messages to other people who have access to the same twitter account. They can view the drafts but since they aren't published, no one else sees them. Drug dealers use this method. One account with draft messages and multiple people log onto it and read them. I read somewhere that three phones were accessing Trumps twitter account, so this is big.

    • @whoseturnisit9733
      @whoseturnisit9733 Před 6 měsíci

      No as I posted before.- criminals use the drafts to communicate. If each person involved has log ins of the other participants in the insurrection they can use the drafts to read messages through Twitter without them being on screen. Hope that is clear. Although there may be mistakes, many, that’s not what they were being used for. Musk tried to fight through your courts to stop the judiciary having access but he lost. So there is loads of evidence on those phones especially Trumps showing his part in the insurrection in minute detail.
      If your Supreme Court gives Trump any amount of immunity it will show their complicity, so I of that happens I’d be making sure I have a bug out bag ready to flee the country should Trump be voted in or allowed to still walk free threatening all who don’t kiss his feet.

    • @jarrodbright5231
      @jarrodbright5231 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Yeah they're the ones where he accidentally said the truth

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@jarrodbright5231 or even worse things like trying to declare martial law by tweet

  • @torccchaser6712
    @torccchaser6712 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Love you Steven...thank you !

  • @mymusic-gq9fn
    @mymusic-gq9fn Před 6 měsíci +9

    I'm so happy Stephen Colbert is doing fine 💙🥂🍾

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před 6 měsíci +408

    So Trump's lawyers are saying he's immune from crimes because he was President? Yeah, tell that to Nixon. At least Tricky Dick had the decency to resign.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 6 měsíci +44

      And then, unfortunately, Ford pardoned him - one of the biggest mistakes in American history.

    • @thesilverhedgehog
      @thesilverhedgehog Před 6 měsíci

      Nixon was, in all reliable historical accounts, a shrewd but amoral bastard, and just a basically pretty rotten person. But now he looks like a dignified statesman by comparison.

    • @Vincent-fo7xp
      @Vincent-fo7xp Před 6 měsíci +24

      The GOP went to Nixon and told him he was through. That is why he resigned..

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand Před 6 měsíci

      @@Vincent-fo7xp exactly!
      Drumfy has sadly convinced a lot of conservatives to keep on backing his orange a$$ up. The fools🤬

    • @Alex.smiffy
      @Alex.smiffy Před 6 měsíci +15

      @@sheilaboston7051 and anyone with absolute immunity would not need a pardon.