i just rewatched memphis belle (there's a scene where the pilot and co-pilot think they've been shot but they don't know which one because there's just a bunch of tomato sauce in the cockpit) a couple hours before listening back through this and i've never been so on his side when everyone else is against him
@@vozera723 I wear bralettes all the time, and they’re mostly comfortable. I’m a 20D (Aus measurements in case it varies internationally), and while I wouldn’t wear them to exercise, for day to day wear they’re good. I also wear them to sleep in when it’s hot because it helps me avoid getting a rash on my under boob due to sweat. I don’t know specifically about the ones the boys are advertising, but I like mine (generic brand ones lol).
Bra vs bralette: bras tend to have underwire and/or a shaping/supporting padded cup. Bralettes tend to be made of flexible clothing-like fabrics and don't tend to have wires or padding
I've never clicked a yard video before but I clicked on this one because of the title and thumbnail. I've been hovering over the cat 1 and cat 2 timestamp, ready to skip forward to it as soon as I get bored, but I've almost arrived at the point naturally because the pod is actually really entertaining.
Fred has a CZcams channel called Lucas, his real name, it's kind of surreal to watch him knowing that he was Fred. But he doesn't try to hide it, he talks about all the stuff he did on nickelodeon. I know it was just a bit, but you guys could probably land him on the pod
The waxing episode was so fucking good the whole way through. I agree that after the first couple waxes it was a little rough to hear the screams of baby smoothification, but god damn it was still funny
I seen people say the proud boys are harmless because "they're memeing". Yet when I commit manslaughter and say "dude it's just a prank bro" suddenly am the bad guy!
i appreciate having chat visible in youtube videos so i can gauge the vibe of the audience who watched it live, i don’t know, there’s just something nice about seeing the pogs and lulws in chat
I'm gonna back up Nick on the "desert eagle not hurting your ballsack." When I was like 6 years old I cracked my head open and ended up having to get it stapled back together. When it first cracked I was just chilling, but my brother screamed when he saw me. I was still confused, and he brought me infront of a mirror in our apartment and I saw blood and thought "damn thats blood." Still felt no pain. Mom came over and started crying and shit and then I started crying and we went to the hospital, but I never actually felt any pain. Only pain I felt through the whole ordeal was when they eventually removed the staples in my head like months later
Yeah no thats not a fucking doughnut. I was with Aimen when he said "not all doughnuts need to have a hole" but thats literally just 2 fourths of a waffle with some green shit on top. 100% not a doughnut
Put down my motorcycle hitting gravel in a turn, and skinned my knee down to the cartilage. Got up, drove home to clean it up, and only when I was about done picking gravel out of my knee did the pain really set in. Adrenalin is a real thing (without being in shock) and for once I agree with Nick.
how do you deal with the pain at that point? just scream and swear? just curious. i got my leg cleaved open once, it didnt bleed until i noticed the wound and came outta shock, but it was fatty tissue so the pain wasnt unbearable.
@@zahlerbazaar1608 I have a pretty high pain tolerance I think so I just treated the wound and tried to be easy with it. Thankfully it wasn’t just a little deeper. It mostly cauterized as it happened, but I was definitely limping around and couldn’t bend my knee much for a few weeks. Worst part was there was some sort of infection underneath the big scab that formed. I’d have to drain it with a pin twice a day lol
When I saw the last patreon episode, I was like "aiden's smoking crack, but yeah I guess maybe the shape of it could have been vaguely donut-like, maybe it was just waffle material in the shape of a donut." Then I see slime bring out the croffle and I'm back to "oh aiden was smoking fucking METH"
At my school what you guys called "burritoing" a backpack we called turtling. Which is a better name because it allowed for the infamous Sea Turtling variant: where you turtle the backpack, put all the shit inside, but also open their water bottle and pour it in.
I’m not sure how lucky I was to open CZcams just now and see this as the first recommended thing, 13 seconds after it was uploaded. Praise the algorithm gods
This was another hilarious vid. Love this pod. Imma get the patreon after exams because if I get it before then I will not study until I have consumed all of your scrumptious insights
you guys talking about horrid things you've done in your past makes me feel a bit better, i tend to get insecure about being a bad person if i do something minor to anyone.
Ludwig got the noid story sort of wrong. It was a man with schizophrenia, but he wasn't thinking that the noid was following him around. His last name was Noid. So when Dominos aired their commercials advertising their new anti-mascot (the whole gimmick was to avoid the noid cause the noid is out to ruin pizzas before they get delivered), he saw the commercials and thought Dominos was conspiring against him personally. So he went to a Dominos and held up two employees at gun point, forced them to call Dominos headquarters, and demanded 100k along with a white limousine as a getaway car. The employees were able to escape while he was eating a pizza they had made for him, and he was soon arrested by police afterwards. He was put in a mental institution, but later committed suicide on February 23, 1995. Not sure if he was discharged from the mental institution by then or if he died in the mental institution. Its crazy to think that Dominos just a year or two brought back the anti-mascot. Just gotta wait like two decades and hope the majority of people have forgotten about the incident I guess.
this cat phenomenon happened a year ago, but I just discovered it and all of my ludwig recommendations are all the videos with cat in the title right now.
17:00 to back nick up. I nearly cut off my finger in an accident and I didn’t feel pain I was just scared at the time, even at the hospital the most painful thing in that moment was the needle going between my knuckles and my hand only started to hurt like shit the day after
The same thing happened to me when I was 8 years old, I was in my basement, it was dark so I couldn’t see my finger, and happened it really fast, so I didn’t feel anything, but then I went upstairs where there was light and I noticed my finger, so being an 8 year old, I started balling even though I was in no pain.
BOYS! Fred still makes videos! he goes by his actual name now, lucas cruikshank, and dropped the whole Fred thing. he has over 3 mill subs and makes commentary videos.
Last night I fell asleep to the audio version of this. Throughout the night I dreamed that I met slime. and that zipper was on camera and an old man who ran a bunch of companies and ludwig was a corperate slave.
was just gonna continue watching last week’s episode cause I didn’t had time all week, but I guess I’ll watch this one first perfect timing (knew tho it would come out rn ofc)
I can't stop thinking about that one time on a Stanz stream, where he told someone in chat to buzz off, in a very light-hearted way, and a couple comments popped out saying "whoa, someone is having a Slime moment" funniest shit I've ever seen
The first few minutes of the podcast reminded me of how Dream was the most popular twitch streamer in like 2-3 U.S states and these were red states (this was from a survey tho I forgot which website it was from since they deleted it tho it can probably be found from a Jschlatt fan on twitter).....
Since they mentioned HIgh School stories: An old history teacher from my school was outted as a white supremacist that heavily posted on stormfront a lot. He was a ghost hunter as a hobby.
I think it's fair to not know what a bralette is. They only grew in popularity in recent history and they sometimes look like sports bras (which I'm assuming the boys could identify). Functionally though they're closer to training bras by just providing light support
17:30 sorry lud, you can’t die by standing next to a 50 cal , it’ll knock your socks off if you aren’t ready for it but if the bullet ain’t on you, you ain’t seein heaven
I can’t believe I fell for the title of CAT. once again. You can’t keep getting away with this
I just can't get enough of that construction equipment company.
He can and he will
Your not the only one🤦♂️
at least ur not alone
*stays and watches everything*
Nick describing going through shock but just describing it in the most basic way possible and getting boomed for it was so funny.
ITS SO FUNNY DUDE
i just rewatched memphis belle (there's a scene where the pilot and co-pilot think they've been shot but they don't know which one because there's just a bunch of tomato sauce in the cockpit) a couple hours before listening back through this and i've never been so on his side when everyone else is against him
I can't believe it...they finally knocked Nick down to their level of natural coolness in this episode
it finally takes effort
and they didnt even have to fuck him on the patreon to do it!
as someone with breasts, nick is correct. Bralettes have no wire and therefore are comfy but do not offer the same support as a regular bra
I've never been able to wear one because of my shape are they actually comfortable? I just like a little insight
@@vozera723 I wear bralettes all the time, and they’re mostly comfortable. I’m a 20D (Aus measurements in case it varies internationally), and while I wouldn’t wear them to exercise, for day to day wear they’re good. I also wear them to sleep in when it’s hot because it helps me avoid getting a rash on my under boob due to sweat. I don’t know specifically about the ones the boys are advertising, but I like mine (generic brand ones lol).
@@Mort-ko7ljit varies so much internationally 🥲 trying to buy bras online for my gf has become a side-study 😭💀 (im pre-med)
I appreciate that Slime kept his hands in his shirt for the entire podcast, it changed my life for the better
Damn can't believe Aiden was found guilty for storming the capitol, you really don't know what influencers are like off screen
He is a libertarian after all
oh man i didnt know... i need to dm him on twittwr to confirm this...
@@C_cotobuki right like wtf are librarians on about
First Ariel pink, now this :(
just fighting for my gd rights
You know, I'm starting to think Slime is the drippiest member of The Yard, like a runny nose in December. He's got some fire on almost every episode
that's hard brother
You're right
His fit on the last episode was hard
@@xaviergloria5624 🥵🥵🥵
Easily
Title game has peaked this EP, good job guys
funny thing is, yesterday it was “we tell our most embarrassing middle school stories” and CAT. seems to be doing good
aidens night out story is genuinely one of my favourite segments, he's such a good storyteller lmao
The absolute dumpstering on Nick in this ep is so funny
banger ep also the Family Guy dvd story was real as hell
CAT. Also release next vid
yooo love your videos!
@@Scamspam my bird disliked your comment. good job. you pissed him off.
LET ME BARROW YOURE FAMILY GUY DVDS
Bra vs bralette: bras tend to have underwire and/or a shaping/supporting padded cup. Bralettes tend to be made of flexible clothing-like fabrics and don't tend to have wires or padding
After watching all 96 minutes, I can conclude this episode was alright
After also watching the 96 minutes I agree with your statement
@don't be surprised but when will you be here for me…
Ah yes I conclude at the 50:01 mark and the 95:23 mark were honestly my favorite
Source intuition
mf on 4x time
Have literally never clicked faster. Clicked so hard and fast my phone flipped out of my hand into a vat of lemonade at work. I got in trouble.
Goated comment
CAT.
@@ethancory6127 you get me.
Using CAT as Clickbait? SUCCESS!
never clicked faster
I've never clicked a yard video before but I clicked on this one because of the title and thumbnail. I've been hovering over the cat 1 and cat 2 timestamp, ready to skip forward to it as soon as I get bored, but I've almost arrived at the point naturally because the pod is actually really entertaining.
It looks like it’s actually gonna be their worst preforming video so far
Fred has a CZcams channel called Lucas, his real name, it's kind of surreal to watch him knowing that he was Fred. But he doesn't try to hide it, he talks about all the stuff he did on nickelodeon. I know it was just a bit, but you guys could probably land him on the pod
"No Nick, it _wouldn't_ hurt..." lmfao that's gold
The waxing episode was so fucking good the whole way through. I agree that after the first couple waxes it was a little rough to hear the screams of baby smoothification, but god damn it was still funny
i dont like you
I was audio for that ep and half the time it just sounded like slime was irrationally angry at everything they were saying, was funny af
It's crazy how whenever Ludwig tries to recall a story he's heard about he's NEVER accurate
He has the listening ability of a wall lmao
Imagine saying Hasan gets details wrong sometimes while getting the entire noid story wrong
Insane he stil does this
when slime said "it doesnt matter if you like the yard it just means you call things bears now" I felt seen
I seen people say the proud boys are harmless because "they're memeing". Yet when I commit manslaughter and say "dude it's just a prank bro" suddenly am the bad guy!
for the not smarts out there am basically saying that these two actions are similar and joking doesn't really cut the meat.
This cat has so much power. I clicked so fast.
This is the first ep I’ve ever watched and it’s because of the meme
@@scottangus9 watch the rest if you like hearing men talking about white women being fucked by dogs named Bruce
Ludwig is still milking the hell out of Coots even on the Yard now
i’m not even mad though coots is too cute
So what it works don't it
Damn source?
i appreciate having chat visible in youtube videos so i can gauge the vibe of the audience who watched it live, i don’t know, there’s just something nice about seeing the pogs and lulws in chat
I'm gonna back up Nick on the "desert eagle not hurting your ballsack." When I was like 6 years old I cracked my head open and ended up having to get it stapled back together. When it first cracked I was just chilling, but my brother screamed when he saw me. I was still confused, and he brought me infront of a mirror in our apartment and I saw blood and thought "damn thats blood." Still felt no pain. Mom came over and started crying and shit and then I started crying and we went to the hospital, but I never actually felt any pain. Only pain I felt through the whole ordeal was when they eventually removed the staples in my head like months later
i just got into this The Yard and after watching a few, these people are definitely making a podcast.
This is a Podcast, yes.
They really are, aren’t they
Yeah, this is for sure one of the podcasts I've seen
This joke isn't funny because the podcast is really funny. In fact it's one of the best podcasts I've ever listened to.
@@ziwuri ok
Yeah no thats not a fucking doughnut. I was with Aimen when he said "not all doughnuts need to have a hole" but thats literally just 2 fourths of a waffle with some green shit on top. 100% not a doughnut
This was such a good pod guys! Kinda weird that it was filmed in the back of a uhaul but it was good nevertheless
Everytime I see that cat doing numbers I get this flashback of Ludwig saying "I won't buy QT a cat"
When Aiden is telling his story at 1:07:00 I swear Ludwig starts communicating in Morse code with the way he is blinking. Crazy.
This is a banger episode of the pod. One of the greatest, just good stories good chemistry.
The fact that slime just committed to the arm nubs for the rest of the pod is amazing
Put down my motorcycle hitting gravel in a turn, and skinned my knee down to the cartilage. Got up, drove home to clean it up, and only when I was about done picking gravel out of my knee did the pain really set in. Adrenalin is a real thing (without being in shock) and for once I agree with Nick.
how do you deal with the pain at that point? just scream and swear? just curious. i got my leg cleaved open once, it didnt bleed until i noticed the wound and came outta shock, but it was fatty tissue so the pain wasnt unbearable.
@@zahlerbazaar1608 I have a pretty high pain tolerance I think so I just treated the wound and tried to be easy with it. Thankfully it wasn’t just a little deeper. It mostly cauterized as it happened, but I was definitely limping around and couldn’t bend my knee much for a few weeks.
Worst part was there was some sort of infection underneath the big scab that formed. I’d have to drain it with a pin twice a day lol
@@iamtheshaker yikes! thank you for responding. Im glad you are well now.
When I saw the last patreon episode, I was like "aiden's smoking crack, but yeah I guess maybe the shape of it could have been vaguely donut-like, maybe it was just waffle material in the shape of a donut."
Then I see slime bring out the croffle and I'm back to "oh aiden was smoking fucking METH"
"Bro we've known this since the dawn of the internet" I agree Nick, and yet it continues to blow his mind time and time again.
Slime stretching out his shirt’s sleeves this entire time is so painful to watch but it’s also so funny to look at
Respect to Slime
nick was actually pretty accurate with what a bralette in. women viewership is going through the roof as we speak
honestly Nick looks so effortlessly cool in this episode.
Aiden is unironically a good story teller
turns out Aiden, Josh, and Nick Yingling were all just having a good time in the air bnb on acid thinking they were out at that bar
I always hear "kitty man" or "kitty bear" in my head when I see a kitten now.
I've started saying "kitty man" all the time to my housemate's kittens so they probably think I'm crazy now
Kitty man was literally my grandmothers cats name. It is so funny to hear it said.
Somehow, slime saying "do I look like a cartoon character?" While having his arms inside his shirt is just too damn funny.
Slime referencing Albino Blacksheep to literally zero reaction from anyone else made me feel so damn old
At my school what you guys called "burritoing" a backpack we called turtling. Which is a better name because it allowed for the infamous Sea Turtling variant: where you turtle the backpack, put all the shit inside, but also open their water bottle and pour it in.
oh my god it is LITERALLY a half of a waffle, you would have to be insane to call that a donut and defend that stance
Aiden is finally not the one getting bullied in this episode
It comes back during Slime's snack.
I’m not sure how lucky I was to open CZcams just now and see this as the first recommended thing, 13 seconds after it was uploaded.
Praise the algorithm gods
This was another hilarious vid. Love this pod. Imma get the patreon after exams because if I get it before then I will not study until I have consumed all of your scrumptious insights
I love how heavily the cat is featured! I loved it!
Aiden's story was fantastic, BUT he never resolved the mystery man. Like when did they figure out he wasn't with any of them and what happened?
you guys talking about horrid things you've done in your past makes me feel a bit better, i tend to get insecure about being a bad person if i do something minor to anyone.
Ludwig got the noid story sort of wrong. It was a man with schizophrenia, but he wasn't thinking that the noid was following him around. His last name was Noid. So when Dominos aired their commercials advertising their new anti-mascot (the whole gimmick was to avoid the noid cause the noid is out to ruin pizzas before they get delivered), he saw the commercials and thought Dominos was conspiring against him personally. So he went to a Dominos and held up two employees at gun point, forced them to call Dominos headquarters, and demanded 100k along with a white limousine as a getaway car. The employees were able to escape while he was eating a pizza they had made for him, and he was soon arrested by police afterwards. He was put in a mental institution, but later committed suicide on February 23, 1995. Not sure if he was discharged from the mental institution by then or if he died in the mental institution.
Its crazy to think that Dominos just a year or two brought back the anti-mascot. Just gotta wait like two decades and hope the majority of people have forgotten about the incident I guess.
Love how ludwig, while explaining how hasan was wrong about the noid incident, is wrong about the noid incident
this cat phenomenon happened a year ago, but I just discovered it and all of my ludwig recommendations are all the videos with cat in the title right now.
17:00 to back nick up. I nearly cut off my finger in an accident and I didn’t feel pain I was just scared at the time, even at the hospital the most painful thing in that moment was the needle going between my knuckles and my hand only started to hurt like shit the day after
The same thing happened to me when I was 8 years old, I was in my basement, it was dark so I couldn’t see my finger, and happened it really fast, so I didn’t feel anything, but then I went upstairs where there was light and I noticed my finger, so being an 8 year old, I started balling even though I was in no pain.
Yeah the body sends natural painkillers and adrenaline etc, after it wears off it hurts.
Wouldn't be phased to see "Coots Cat Milk" in my next grocery run with how hard this cat is getting milked.
this is the only podcast i get genuinely excited for
1:17:40 as an audio engineer living in Nashville who’s not a fan of country, it’s just become absolute white noise at this point
BOYS! Fred still makes videos! he goes by his actual name now, lucas cruikshank, and dropped the whole Fred thing. he has over 3 mill subs and makes commentary videos.
Strangely relevant to the future with the Abe and Boris references in the first 14 minutes
Last night I fell asleep to the audio version of this. Throughout the night I dreamed that I met slime. and that zipper was on camera and an old man who ran a bunch of companies and ludwig was a corperate slave.
i started dyig at the part where slime puts both arms in😂 it was at that point where i remembered to like
I am team Aimen. If you eat a waffle with your hands, it ceases to be a waffle. Its a donut at that point. My mind cannot be changed.
i love it when ludwig looks at aiden like he's in love
We now have morning pod and everyone is still sleepy. Now do midnight pod where everyone just wants to sleep.
Love your pants slimey bear
was just gonna continue watching last week’s episode cause I didn’t had time all week, but I guess I’ll watch this one first
perfect timing (knew tho it would come out rn ofc)
I can't stop thinking about that one time on a Stanz stream, where he told someone in chat to buzz off, in a very light-hearted way, and a couple comments popped out saying "whoa, someone is having a Slime moment"
funniest shit I've ever seen
CAT
This damn thumbnail would not leave my recomended feed. 50 epipsdes later, many months of patreon, multiple re-watches, and it still gets me.
l love how the podcast is now just everyone taking turns demonstrating that they're evil
BEST TITLE AND THUMBNAIL YET!! You boys really dont miss! keep it up!!
CAT.
For some reason, when I see the vod or videos about the stream, I feel more comfortamble when there is the chat on screen, even if I'm not reading
The first few minutes of the podcast reminded me of how Dream was the most popular twitch streamer in like 2-3 U.S states and these were red states (this was from a survey tho I forgot which website it was from since they deleted it tho it can probably be found from a Jschlatt fan on twitter).....
I've taken the blood of so many horseshoe crabs that I thought that's what was on Slime's pants.
Since they mentioned HIgh School stories:
An old history teacher from my school was outted as a white supremacist that heavily posted on stormfront a lot. He was a ghost hunter as a hobby.
42:15 is possibly the hardest I’ve ever seen Slime laugh before
Watching this while swagging. Having a great time!
waxed slimes on a new level.
The ultimate clickbait
aiden's storytelling ability is amazing lol
I think it's fair to not know what a bralette is. They only grew in popularity in recent history and they sometimes look like sports bras (which I'm assuming the boys could identify). Functionally though they're closer to training bras by just providing light support
I feel like Ludwig’s there just to to laugh and make fun of people with the rare story every once in a while 🤣😂🤣😂
It took me 1 whole year of watching Ludwig to figure out slime and atrioc were not the same person this video blew my mind 😂
slime throwing out the TMNT: Turtles in Time "big apple, 3AM" is incredible
thank u i feel seen
aiden is still the best yard member
We always called it bean dipping not scooping lmao
woof
17:30 sorry lud, you can’t die by standing next to a 50 cal , it’ll knock your socks off if you aren’t ready for it but if the bullet ain’t on you, you ain’t seein heaven
The slime babyrage in the comments is a +1 to every video
Title and Thumbnail are impeccable!
After watching all 96 minutes, I can conclude CAT
This was an awesome video about Coots, wait till the end it’s worth it
I hope Jenny and her family are doing okay.
I can't believe they brushed over the fact that Kyle not only beat off, but came in front of that family
the bullying of the teacher was fucked up
3:56 Slime mentioning Adam Ragusea is not something my brain is ready for . I've been binging the guy's video for weeks now lol
Looking extra bald today Slime
please god please im not even halfway through but PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU GET JERMA ON THE YARD IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY