Asking Dumb Questions About Science w/ Hank Green | The Yard

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    This week, the boys are joined by Hank Green! The boys discuss Hank's work on CZcams, Hank's spontaneous stand-up special, and the most terrifying scientific mysteries. (Episode 132)
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    00:00:00 - intro
    00:00:51 - welcome back to the yard
    00:01:22 - why did you come on the podcast?
    00:02:13 - what do you know about us?
    00:03:33 - ludwig, hank and linus smoking opium
    00:04:26 - wearing diapers
    00:05:23 - thevlogbrothers vs rhett & link
    00:07:10 - hank greens wikipedia page
    00:08:50 - a gamer that has never gamed
    00:10:29 - ludwig gives hank a rundown
    00:11:50 - slime and hank expose each other
    00:13:29 - bald
    00:14:16 - having a kid
    00:15:41 - hank and aiden bond over shingles
    00:17:50 - beating cancer and getting curly hair
    00:20:44 - slime and hank are the same
    00:21:18 - science of balding
    00:22:29 - how hank picks his facts & interesting information
    00:24:05 - hank settles the dr mario question
    00:25:43 - hank is the bill nye for the new generation
    00:26:33 - mr beast
    00:27:54 - slime tries to figure out the science of electricity
    00:29:03 - ...but slime is scared
    00:29:47 - Factor!
    00:32:13 - can you explain existence without scaring me?
    00:34:50 - we were so dumb 100 years ago
    00:36:33 - whats you go-to craziest fact?
    00:39:00 - are you cut or uncut?
    00:42:25 - why can't we go smaller than the planck distance?
    00:44:41 - free chocolate
    00:46:15 - the guys start waffling
    00:47:16 - alone in space
    00:48:19 - gaming and being nerds
    00:51:53 - the john green post that changed tumblr ... kinda
    00:56:30 - the internet is a scary place
    00:58:46 - being addicted to twitter
    00:59:50 - hanks spontaneous stand-up show
    01:00:11 - Babbel!
    01:02:25 - fans showing up not for the show
    01:05:01 - stand-up is hard
    01:07:26 - hanks favourite comedian
    01:08:43 - doing some stand-up
    01:10:10 - slime is the same
    01:11:10 - quitting youtube
    01:16:55 - grown ups
    01:17:32 - quitting as a streamer vs youtuber
    01:20:26 - mang0
    01:21:40 - being youtube nerdy
    01:23:27 - behind the scenes of vlogbrothers
    01:25:54 - hanks youtube idea
    01:26:41 - people dying while doing challenges
    01:29:08 - doing a Kahoot science quiz!
    01:36:15 - good.store
    01:37:38 - thanks for watching!!
    The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
    #theyard #podcast

Komentáře • 1,6K

  • @sarahm.7886
    @sarahm.7886 Před 3 měsíci +1893

    Hank’s novels genuinely got me out of a 5 year book slump - i recommend them all the time and people always love them. If you haven’t read them and you’re watching this video, even if you don’t read, do yourself a favour and pop on the audiobooks.

    • @TheYardPodcast
      @TheYardPodcast  Před 3 měsíci +572

      Thank you Hank Green for you donation !

    • @uhohstinky1234
      @uhohstinky1234 Před 3 měsíci +4

      听起来像走不牛

    • @y0uwish
      @y0uwish Před 3 měsíci +21

      ​@@TheYardPodcastwill it go towards the 7 year old?

    • @BlueLily342
      @BlueLily342 Před 3 měsíci +28

      Aww dangit they pinned the actual comment

    • @LordFartamor
      @LordFartamor Před 3 měsíci

      hi

  • @bogart12
    @bogart12 Před 4 měsíci +13196

    a collab that we deserve but the yard definitely doesn't

  • @fishcati5620
    @fishcati5620 Před 4 měsíci +2323

    Seeing hank green on the yard is akin to seeing your family doctor at your weed dealer's house.

    • @Jbreeziee
      @Jbreeziee Před 3 měsíci +36

      Actually got a solid chuckle out of me

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle Před 3 měsíci +61

      & then you find out they can _hang_

    • @shaneg9081
      @shaneg9081 Před 3 měsíci +12

      I mean, that's an endorsement right there.

    • @goldennebula5013
      @goldennebula5013 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I saw my family doctor at a big beach park in an island and my reality shattered. He’s a cool guy ????????

    • @TheAngryMarshmallow
      @TheAngryMarshmallow Před 3 měsíci +1

      Holy shit you're right.
      Like, I never expected this.

  • @profoundschnook4381
    @profoundschnook4381 Před 4 měsíci +3909

    when Slime asked Aiden how to say "my money long" in Mandarin, Aiden replied with "我们是朋友“ (wǒmen shì péngyǒu) which translates to "We are friends." They laugh and make fun of him, but he secretly was being wholesome and sweet.

    • @capp12249
      @capp12249 Před 4 měsíci +184

      LMAO poor Aimen

    • @smokedsnails6511
      @smokedsnails6511 Před 4 měsíci +84

      AWWWW

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 4 měsíci +83

      Awwwwww, that’s devastating now 😭💔

    • @kwiz3502
      @kwiz3502 Před 4 měsíci +10

      😭😭😭

    • @13edThyme
      @13edThyme Před 4 měsíci +42

      But why is he LYING bc Babbel doesn’t offer Mandarin as a language option

  • @billieanson9221
    @billieanson9221 Před 4 měsíci +2438

    i love how hank responds to luds simple brain questions he has sometimes like “when did u want kid” and he matches the vibe flawlessly

    • @attabooii
      @attabooii Před 4 měsíci +178

      I loved that entire line 😭 he fits in with the boys' mannerisms astonishingly well

    • @KurogueNine
      @KurogueNine Před 4 měsíci +25

      It was so funny i had to watch it 3 times

    • @zommboss975
      @zommboss975 Před 4 měsíci +23

      lud is definitely thinking about kid :D

    • @PlutosAsleep
      @PlutosAsleep Před 4 měsíci +31

      he understands how to explain things in ways people connect with

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle Před 3 měsíci +26

      @@PlutosAsleep him explaining his entire answer while stilll playing by the rule he learned _seconds_ before is why is the GOAT "meet on your turf" educator

  • @buhbenji
    @buhbenji Před 4 měsíci +3574

    My favorite part of this how was quickly Hank caught on to the weird speech patterns and sense of humor of the yard bois

    • @eimane2u
      @eimane2u Před 4 měsíci +419

      Yeah man. You can tell he puts real effort into blending with people. It's a cool skill to watch

    • @dominoot2652
      @dominoot2652 Před 4 měsíci +150

      You can kindof hear him picking it up at times too

    • @Dune24
      @Dune24 Před 4 měsíci +167

      @@dominoot2652”we had kid”

    • @omaewamoushindeiru6581
      @omaewamoushindeiru6581 Před 4 měsíci +16

      My favorite part 01:02:20 lol

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 Před 4 měsíci

      he's a smart fella they are fart smellas

  • @EasterDude
    @EasterDude Před 4 měsíci +2500

    Hank is such a social chameleon. He could be around any group of people and grab ahold of their behavior and speech patterns and fit right in. Pleasure to watch.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Před 4 měsíci +36

      Like a serial Killer, that's so killer.

    • @colbicolbiWTF
      @colbicolbiWTF Před 4 měsíci +9

      people are so weird nowadays toxic online brained that my bestfriend called it toxic positivity lol wtf is toxic positivity man x.x now shes pissed at me for saying its a good trait x.x old married couple vibes lol

    • @Quixan
      @Quixan Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@colbicolbiWTF so are you married? dating?

    • @rolandkloka
      @rolandkloka Před 4 měsíci +16

      Saw him on all the podcasts, he's really down with every kind of people

    • @thorfinnskuII
      @thorfinnskuII Před 4 měsíci

      ​@colbicolbiWTF oh broski, tis sad but true, toxic positivity can be quite the fickle mistress. Face-saving sycophants or the common type of ningen who chooses to fluff the truth to those around them, sacrificing honesty with glimmers of kindness. Usually concluding with a societal poisoning of the well I'd say, encouraging half blind faith in false hopes and their lack of foundation to a positive, universally acknowledged proof in our shared realities. Or something of that description, Toucan Sam taught me that the hard way years ago when I found out that mf don't even fux with froot loops. Big beaked mofo told me they were part of a balanced breakfast, all the while homie was steady sack-tappin my bowl of cereal, straight watching me eat it with that shit-eating beak n the whole 9 yards. Fuq a bird tho gimme that big ostrich mf with them big azz eggs 🥚 🤷🤷

  • @daniell.8341
    @daniell.8341 Před 4 měsíci +1035

    The Yard continues to impress with random yet perfect guests.
    I am BEGGING for Brennan Lee Mulligan to come on the show.

    • @warcatfurever101writeroffanfic
      @warcatfurever101writeroffanfic Před 4 měsíci +28

      OMG YES WE NEED THIS 🙏🙏🙏

    • @singhmastr
      @singhmastr Před 4 měsíci +39

      Yo, that would be fucking amazing. Brennan would be so hilarious with these guys

    • @MrEvans1
      @MrEvans1 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Omg

    • @sofieschuurman3746
      @sofieschuurman3746 Před 3 měsíci +38

      Hasn’t Zac Oyama been on there?

    • @daniell.8341
      @daniell.8341 Před 3 měsíci +50

      @@sofieschuurman3746 Yes!! When he showed up I was like "Wait... This was an option??"
      Honestly I need appearances from the entire Dropout crew

  • @pelegrak1721
    @pelegrak1721 Před 4 měsíci +3232

    there's a parallel universe where hank mentions the mobile game Gubbins which he partly owns and slime goes wild

    • @koroxus
      @koroxus Před 4 měsíci +75

      Its a great game

    • @Skadidd
      @Skadidd Před 4 měsíci +80

      Slime needs to see this comment

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 4 měsíci +49

      Bro fr, I love Gubbins so much, and every day when I open it I do a little “gubbinsss! :3” quietly to myself 😂

    • @Fleetato
      @Fleetato Před 4 měsíci +10

      this reminded me to play gubbins bc I paid for the unlimited version

    • @Mr.tiger5
      @Mr.tiger5 Před 4 měsíci +9

      I dont understand the funi however I know it exists therefore I like

  • @NWAPurps
    @NWAPurps Před 4 měsíci +3124

    I can finally tell my parents that I listen to educational podcasts

    • @leobonner3617
      @leobonner3617 Před 4 měsíci +37

      Every episode is educational. They only talk about really deep topics that make you think

    • @YoursTrulyAudrey
      @YoursTrulyAudrey Před 4 měsíci +25

      @@leobonner3617 the first sentence was "I know for a fact you're wearing a diaper right now"

    • @antlerbraum2881
      @antlerbraum2881 Před 4 měsíci +18

      @@YoursTrulyAudreyYeah, Socrates type shi

    • @YoungCoconuttt
      @YoungCoconuttt Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@YoursTrulyAudreyyou don’t come to discern something like that without a breadth of worldly knowledge at your disposal

    • @YoursTrulyAudrey
      @YoursTrulyAudrey Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@YoungCoconutttFair point, can't fault them for being omniscient

  • @overdrivexelerate
    @overdrivexelerate Před 4 měsíci +892

    It’s so in character for Aiden to snap say “We are all friends” in Mandarin when backed into a corner.

  • @CuriousBriStories
    @CuriousBriStories Před 4 měsíci +437

    Hank Green: I haven’t played a video game in 15 years.
    Also Hank Green: had two successful video game based channels for several years

    • @Olcia27
      @Olcia27 Před 3 měsíci +8

      I still quote him and Katherine!

  • @Ur_aRizzardHarry
    @Ur_aRizzardHarry Před 4 měsíci +2419

    Hank Green calling Ludwig Daddy is automatically one of the best moments of 2024

    • @poseidonm7
      @poseidonm7 Před 4 měsíci +54

      I have to be dreaming, This can not be a real episode. actively laughing my ass off rn

    • @mattwyd2161
      @mattwyd2161 Před 4 měsíci

      Is he gay or something

    • @shehtabzarif4295
      @shehtabzarif4295 Před 4 měsíci +5

      You're username made my day. And I will most certainly steal that

    • @maruwapofilms815
      @maruwapofilms815 Před 4 měsíci +2

      where whats the time whats the time

    • @Ur_aRizzardHarry
      @Ur_aRizzardHarry Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@maruwapofilms815 not sure I just remembered hearing it on the audio ep.

  • @sousvide1959
    @sousvide1959 Před 4 měsíci +575

    Hank has a low taper fade circumcision?!?!?

  • @thebeedo8914
    @thebeedo8914 Před 4 měsíci +606

    It’s so nice of Hank to also reach out to kids who need a little more extra special attention in their education. So sweet of him. I think they learned a lot.

  • @maya-yx4iq
    @maya-yx4iq Před 4 měsíci +416

    when hank says clint and the way they all in unison went “stevens???” was beautiful i needed that

    • @Disconnected66
      @Disconnected66 Před 4 měsíci +56

      lmao the way hank said "no" was like he knew he was disappointing them and enjoyed it

    • @kaloncpu57
      @kaloncpu57 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I audibly said "Stevens?" at the same time. It was a weird feeling

  • @Michael_RA_Duffy
    @Michael_RA_Duffy Před 4 měsíci +1007

    The reach The Yard has is fucking crazy, Zac Oyama, Hank Green, this is the best timeline brothers

    • @ericlytle2209
      @ericlytle2209 Před 4 měsíci +169

      It’d be really funny if they, just to piss people off, they get Sam Reich’s dad instead of Sam Reich or Brennan

    • @NotedGirlEvie
      @NotedGirlEvie Před 4 měsíci +126

      ​@@ericlytle2209 there's no fucking way these clowns get Robert Reich, former US labor secretary, on the show

    • @YANILLIONAIRE
      @YANILLIONAIRE Před 4 měsíci +39

      its really funny to use these examples and not Asa Butterfield

    • @jonasortiz1870
      @jonasortiz1870 Před 4 měsíci +12

      @@YANILLIONAIREasa kinda makes sense tho with how big into smash he is

    • @jonasortiz1870
      @jonasortiz1870 Před 4 měsíci

      @@YANILLIONAIRE forget that and remember he’s just a boy who likes smash lol

  • @gomjabbar6246
    @gomjabbar6246 Před 4 měsíci +449

    hearing Hank Green say , 'Fuck you!' to Slime just about broke my brain in twain.

    • @Octavizor
      @Octavizor Před 4 měsíci +9

      I must have missed this when did this happen I don’t wanna watch the whole thing again

    • @GojoDKai
      @GojoDKai Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@Octavizor20:15

  • @McGriddle69
    @McGriddle69 Před 4 měsíci +276

    They are asking Hank Green questions that make him say things that I never thought I’d see Hank say. It’s like watching your Dad loosen up his personality as you get older 😂

    • @sarahyoungberg2084
      @sarahyoungberg2084 Před 3 měsíci +32

      Hank's immediate reply to batteries of 'Yeah, what about em?' almost like they were asking Hank about a person instead of an object.

    • @listondavis
      @listondavis Před 3 měsíci +9

      If you haven't watched his episode on Safety Third, go check it out. I thought the same thing while watching it.

    • @MrTuneslol
      @MrTuneslol Před 3 měsíci +6

      "its complicated" was an insane response 😅

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator Před měsícem +1

      @@MrTuneslolThe story that followed was great too, it actually IS complicated lol

  • @sevelev711
    @sevelev711 Před 4 měsíci +339

    "Factor: The Jelly Donut Company" is already an early contender for ad-read of the year, holy shit. Aiden's full on commitment for the bit, Slime loving it, but Ludwig and Nick's faces reflecting that they know that they're not getting paid for this one was beautiful to see.

    • @chilledpenguins8381
      @chilledpenguins8381 Před 4 měsíci +23

      If you're on a phone, go full screen and zoom to 3.0x. You can align it where you only see ludwigs or Nicks face between camera angles, and it's very funny.

  • @elijahmoore9414
    @elijahmoore9414 Před 4 měsíci +1191

    My favorite Hank Green joke is a constipated guy and a diarrhea guy going ass to ass to fix their shit. Hillarious special! I'm so glad I got to see it.

    • @vlogbrothers
      @vlogbrothers Před 4 měsíci +1327

      Falco is the constipated guy that that joke was about!! Also, that was all improv’d so I know you were at the late show in SD.

    • @TheYardPodcast
      @TheYardPodcast  Před 4 měsíci +1211

      bro ??

    • @elijahmoore9414
      @elijahmoore9414 Před 4 měsíci +106

      @vlogbrothers I loved so much about your show! I had to have heart surgery to replace a collapsed wall and they wouldn't let me keep the removed material. I had never thought about it before, but if they had let me keep it, I definitely would have wanted to eat a piece. Then after the show, at 4pm on Tuesday, I looked up focaccia recipes. Now I'm heading to the store to get stuff to bake my brother some bread, and a glue stick to help board adheasion for a dick in a box kinetic sculpture I designed for my friends birthday(un related to my scheduled treat but it is part of my errand run and felt relevant from the butt stuff).
      Your show was a truly authentic and powerful experience. In addition to a being a great stand up set, you crafted an experience that left people inspired. As the early show was leaving, a woman passed by exclaiming, "Life is great!" We had a brief exchange, and she said I was going to love the show. In the show, you forced the audience to schedule some kindness into their life. I hope your recording in LA went well. Thanks again for an outstanding performance!

    • @zainmalik1872
      @zainmalik1872 Před 4 měsíci +80

      This is the best comment thread in CZcams history.

    • @pauljones9150
      @pauljones9150 Před 4 měsíci +14

      This thread is what will hold together the world 🌍 in 2024

  • @safoan231
    @safoan231 Před 4 měsíci +866

    Seeing hank so happy and full of laughter genuinely made my day better.

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler Před 4 měsíci +110

    i love nick hitting everyone with "i think its a bell curve" and then proceeds to explain shit entirely unrelated to a bell curve

  • @amanda_lmao
    @amanda_lmao Před 4 měsíci +172

    hank’s “that’s when i was carrying you” sends me every mf time

    • @jonaswolterstorff3460
      @jonaswolterstorff3460 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I didn't get that one, but would like to. Cap?

    • @amanda_lmao
      @amanda_lmao Před 3 měsíci

      @@jonaswolterstorff3460 google “footprints in the sand” it’s like a poem about god loll

    • @irwinsunshine6304
      @irwinsunshine6304 Před 3 měsíci

      sorry to be that person but can you please explain this bit bc it went completely over my head

    • @rerorero6493
      @rerorero6493 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I didn't get it (":

    • @lilac_rain3855
      @lilac_rain3855 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Y’all who didn’t get it, lemme tell you about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ

  • @QuintupleA
    @QuintupleA Před 4 měsíci +850

    This is now my top 3 episode and best guest episode. Hank and Slime had great synergy.

  • @wildcard126
    @wildcard126 Před 4 měsíci +714

    When I first listened to this in audio format, it was a solid 30 seconds before I knew if Hank Green’s inclusion was serious or not.

    • @wildcard126
      @wildcard126 Před 4 měsíci

      @@linkling5497 came out in audio yesterday, and I’m perpetually on CZcams on my phone lmfao.

    • @SanaChama
      @SanaChama Před 4 měsíci

      @@linkling5497 Patreon I assume

    • @Brosephu_Brostar
      @Brosephu_Brostar Před 4 měsíci

      @@linkling5497 it comes out a day before in audio only

    • @Superkirbeh
      @Superkirbeh Před 4 měsíci +42

      @@SanaChamait’s released on Spotify the day before

    • @csanadtemesvari9251
      @csanadtemesvari9251 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@SanaChama ?

  • @orange_idol
    @orange_idol Před 4 měsíci +126

    Hank and Slime have ASTOUNDING chemistry, 10/10. But even aside from that, this was an amazing episode, all of them had such great energy. Unironically would love for Hank to come back!

  • @josephmarcillo-coronado
    @josephmarcillo-coronado Před 4 měsíci +82

    I didnt expect the best answer to cut or uncut would come from Hank Green but then again what cant this man do

  • @leogr1003
    @leogr1003 Před 4 měsíci +255

    hank running that joke cold into 4 people was so fucking impressive. That shit was funny too

    • @brianrussell1397
      @brianrussell1397 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I wasn't expecting to but I cry laughed, it hit outta nowhere man

  • @bryantan3056
    @bryantan3056 Před 4 měsíci +305

    Aiden saying "We are friends" in Mandarin in response to Slime was so funny

    • @nepo884
      @nepo884 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Time stamp?

    • @baanished7912
      @baanished7912 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@nepo884 The Babbel sponsor read, starts at 1:00:12

  • @samwich8775
    @samwich8775 Před 2 měsíci +7

    How does Hank fit in to every single podcast? He just fits into whatever crowd he's in. What a super power

  • @SmartAlekk
    @SmartAlekk Před 4 měsíci +91

    He adapted to the vibe so quickly. The way hank said “we are the same,” like he was a regular yard member

  • @tipx2master788
    @tipx2master788 Před 4 měsíci +121

    little bro PREMOVES the cut or uncut question?? UNHEARD OF!!

  • @Triplicata
    @Triplicata Před 4 měsíci +532

    The most important scientific question I've always wanted Hank Green to answer is whether he is cut or uncut.

    • @MrHellmeowmix
      @MrHellmeowmix Před 4 měsíci +108

      Schrodingers circumcision

    • @hunterhawkins8754
      @hunterhawkins8754 Před 4 měsíci +84

      And the answer couldnt have been more complicated if he tried 😭

    • @jackalope3557
      @jackalope3557 Před 4 měsíci +23

      And it's yet another one of those things where we find out that science doesn't really have an answer.

  • @Shunbound
    @Shunbound Před 4 měsíci +85

    "Thats how you keep the alt right from giving you a hard time" is an amazing response.
    Haven't laughed like this in a while

  • @TheTitaniumSamurott
    @TheTitaniumSamurott Před 4 měsíci +139

    The kahoot bit was executed so flawlessly, I genuinely thought Nick found some random quiz.

    • @rachelfountain3287
      @rachelfountain3287 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Oh same

    • @goldennebula5013
      @goldennebula5013 Před 3 měsíci +2

      So did I. Like for a second I believe that he really found some quiz and then it turned out the questions were fucked. Tbh I’m still not sure if that was intentional. I was kinda excited to see how it would all play out

  • @YoungToasty
    @YoungToasty Před 4 měsíci +193

    Nick's confidence after getting back to back validations from Hank was amazing.

  • @antiichristie
    @antiichristie Před 4 měsíci +255

    The vibe of this episode is Hank as Ludwig’s dad and the rest of the boys are Lud’s friends coming over and acting out a little too much. Lud looking scared of getting chewed out when they go home

  • @gabrielmarciu69
    @gabrielmarciu69 Před 4 měsíci +109

    I now badly require an episode featuring Vsauce as the guest. I cannot begin to imagine how chaotic that would get.

  • @Theantmang
    @Theantmang Před 4 měsíci +107

    Hats off for this crazy crossover! I had stage 4 hodgekins lymphoma , spread to my spine 80% tumored! Im am 3 years cured now, after 6 months of chemo and a couple month of radiation! Props to Hank Green for doing so much while beating cancer,. "so far" from a fellow survivor!!

    • @Theantmang
      @Theantmang Před 4 měsíci +19

      also my hair grew back thicker!! and also more curly!!

    • @slimewire
      @slimewire Před 4 měsíci +13

      that’s beast

    • @GivingClaw
      @GivingClaw Před 3 měsíci +1

      Congrats on being cured and beating lymphoma 💪🏻 @Theantmang

    • @SpeakMouthWords
      @SpeakMouthWords Před 3 měsíci

      hodgekins kinda a cute word fr

  • @Plunkcown
    @Plunkcown Před 4 měsíci +157

    Hank was way funnier than I expected, he immediately just matched the vibes perfectly, this episode has a few classic bits already.

  • @andrewhhan
    @andrewhhan Před 4 měsíci +53

    “constellation prize” was a good touch 1:10:00

  • @Ninjakiw1
    @Ninjakiw1 Před 3 měsíci +28

    "I thought your Wikipedia page would be longer" is such a violation. hahaha

  • @freyjathehealer5559
    @freyjathehealer5559 Před 4 měsíci +45

    The very expensive perm joke that Hank made about his hair killed me

  • @kunalsharma380
    @kunalsharma380 Před 4 měsíci +316

    This is the biggest guest in my opinion that the yard has ever had in their 100 episodes

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge Před 4 měsíci +40

      they had squeex though

    • @skye4082
      @skye4082 Před 4 měsíci +11

      @@ebenezer-scroogewho?

    • @toeitch
      @toeitch Před 4 měsíci +3

      Between him, stavros, and bbno$

    • @jrennerc
      @jrennerc Před 4 měsíci +3

      Hank clears ​@@toeitch

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 Před 4 měsíci +7

      ​@@toeitch Not to be rude, but again, who?

  • @celocic
    @celocic Před 4 měsíci +121

    hank green is the goat of having the arnold palmer of circumcisions and that's something i've always said always

    • @ericwang3266
      @ericwang3266 Před 4 měsíci +21

      this was a banger sentence and dont let anyone take that from you

  • @howdyfriends7950
    @howdyfriends7950 Před 4 měsíci +50

    1:28:20 I'm so glad hank green and slime are sharing my story.
    i have had the vomit inducing constipation before, I'm a recovering opioid addict, and something fun that they don't tell you about heroin is that it really slows down your GI tract, you tend to get really backed up, and then it hardens as a big brick as your lower intestine absorbs more and more water, it forms a blockage, and then you slowly stop getting hungry as you fill up over the course of a few weeks, and if you come off during this time, everything slowly starts moving again, but the front moves faster than the back, and you start getting nauseous.
    basically it is the same sensation that you feel when you just ate way too much food, but it's constant, 24/7, until the blockage is removed and things start moving again.
    imagine basically slowly starving to death while feeling fuller than you've ever felt, so full that it's making you nauseous.
    the only relief comes when you do some exercise that moves your abdomen, the mechanical stimulation forces the contents of your small intestine back up into your stomach, and you vomit this putrid slurry of watery shit-vomit.
    it honestly tastes way worse than vomit, and I'm assuming just by the odor that it probably also tastes worse than shit, because it is actively off-gassing sulfur from these undigested sugars and fiber actively being eaten by your microbiome.
    it's kinda like if you put shit and vomit into a food processor and then left it in a tupperware in the sun for a few days.
    anyway, relief finally comes when you evacuate enough of that matter from your small intestine and either pass (not severe) or actively break up (for very severe) the blockages in your lower intestine. fortunately, opiate withdrawals cause fairly severe diarrhea, so your body is like actively trying to help you solve this problem the moment you stop taking the drugs.
    in my case, i managed to pass it after repeated flushing with irritant enemas (which kinda make your loins feel like they're on fire, like you put a chili pepper up there), eventually i just got one of those half gallon enema bags, did a stimulant enema and chased it with a half gallon of water to really force it up there, that managed to do the trick and rehydrate it enough that i was able to pass it without dying or going to the hospital.
    honestly, it's kind of a miracle that I'm alive, i do NOT deserve to be here, but I'm grateful for the opportunity to be alive today, sober for six years!

    • @Lilly_King
      @Lilly_King Před 3 měsíci +7

      Holy shit, congrats! Big ups, that's amazing

    • @elisabethbauman6190
      @elisabethbauman6190 Před 3 měsíci +6

      That’s awesome!
      Thank you for describing the process in such detail. I was genuinely confused at first and pretty skeptical when I heard about that phenomenon. What you say makes so much sense, and it seems you came by that insight fair and square.
      Every day is a victory. Six years is a titanic achievement.

    • @hikarudoesthings9481
      @hikarudoesthings9481 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Now thats poetry. You deserve it big man!

  • @EVRNDR
    @EVRNDR Před 4 měsíci +45

    I'm super high and I said "you fucked your doctor?" at the same time as Slime and I was so confused as to how they heard me

  • @johnwise7244
    @johnwise7244 Před 4 měsíci +166

    "I do a lot of slides" may be the perfect opening line for the crossover I never in a million years would have thought. Now I just gotta wait til they ask if he is cut or uncut.

    • @JamScamly
      @JamScamly Před 4 měsíci +25

      the answer may shock you ~! 🤯

    • @JoanDarc1984
      @JoanDarc1984 Před 4 měsíci +2

      how did the answer make you feel?

  • @Zega_
    @Zega_ Před 4 měsíci +81

    “and the part where there was only one pair of footsteps in the sand, that’s where I was carrying you” had me rolling

    • @rerorero6493
      @rerorero6493 Před 3 měsíci

      I didn't get that one, could you explain?

    • @goldennebula5013
      @goldennebula5013 Před 3 měsíci

      @@rerorero6493I think it’s something to do with Jesus Christ

    • @Unorthodoxica
      @Unorthodoxica Před 3 měsíci +4

      Ok so my school was super religious, and this story is like a poem or whatever about a guy who walks on the shore and theres footsteps or whatever and this guy talks to god and asks him why theres only one set of footprints, "didnt you say you'd always be my bae and walk with me?" and god says that he carried him in valorant all along or whatever. I think.

    • @Zega_
      @Zega_ Před 2 měsíci

      @@Unorthodoxica Yeah exactly, in the episode they were mixing up tons of sayings and this is a really common Christian story

  • @CommodoreBlubbers
    @CommodoreBlubbers Před 4 měsíci +81

    Crazy that Hank Green is a guest on the pod before Jerma.

    • @skye4082
      @skye4082 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Hoping for a Jerma episode though

    • @oreganoed8913
      @oreganoed8913 Před 3 měsíci +5

      What if we had a Jerma AND Hank pod

    • @skye4082
      @skye4082 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@oreganoed8913 that would be a generation defining moment

  • @truckerdave8465
    @truckerdave8465 Před 4 měsíci +32

    I’m literally not remotely the target audience for this. I’m a mom, who’s Hank Greens age. I loved this. Y’all are so adorable and I hope your moms are proud ❤️

    • @slimewire
      @slimewire Před 4 měsíci +3

      are you single

    • @truckerdave8465
      @truckerdave8465 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@slimewire Yeah, dating cut into my gaming and anime time lol

    • @slimewire
      @slimewire Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@truckerdave8465 bet

    • @ieatdice-gy8vw
      @ieatdice-gy8vw Před 3 měsíci +3

      Girl ur literally EXACTLY the target audience

    • @truckerdave8465
      @truckerdave8465 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@ieatdice-gy8vw I’m pretty sure over 40 moms are a very small part of the audience but I’m personally glad to have found the podcast!

  • @weeaboh
    @weeaboh Před 4 měsíci +26

    hands down, hank had the best answer to the "are you cut or uncut" question out of all the guests they've ever asked.

  • @BluePhoenixAlex
    @BluePhoenixAlex Před 4 měsíci +58

    Hank's chemistry with he yard boys is actually crazy

  • @Materialist39
    @Materialist39 Před 4 měsíci +25

    I love that Hank, while fully understanding the general vibe of this show, was not ready for actual interesting and insightful conversations/ questions.

  • @dragonrulr4
    @dragonrulr4 Před 3 měsíci +20

    I love how Hank can dish it, while still being kind and personable. He’s a wonderful role model. This is my first video here, and I’ve known hank since I was in high schools in the 2.0 days. Look forward to more!

  • @ChadSchuller
    @ChadSchuller Před 4 měsíci +93

    Hank roasting the boys and holding his own is the greatest. Great episode

    • @emo6577
      @emo6577 Před 4 měsíci +16

      I always forget what Hanks true personality is bc I mostly watched him as a kid through his educational content. I need to watch his other stuff more often though bc omg he was so funny

    • @skye4082
      @skye4082 Před 4 měsíci

      @@emo6577yeah, and he’s really malleable socially. On the podcast he adapted his behaviors and jokes to match the Yard members, pretty noticeably. Definitely go check out the other channel he’s on, though. You’ll learn a lot and maybe get the opportunity to contribute to real world change. It’s awesome

  • @zelesclate
    @zelesclate Před 4 měsíci +126

    This is an amazing cross over i didn't expect

  • @losttoinfinity
    @losttoinfinity Před 4 měsíci +206

    Hank just casually correcting Slime on Eddie Izzard's pronouns was so nice to see

    • @halgerson
      @halgerson Před 3 měsíci +19

      And tbh, Slime's reaction was nice, too. Just "oh, I didn't know", and immediately started using female pronouns. That is exactly how that exchange should always go. No recrimination or defensiveness or arguing. Just acknowledge the new information and move on.

    • @princesssofiyagm
      @princesssofiyagm Před 3 měsíci +2

      The whole interaction was so refreshing.

  • @rickofhearts
    @rickofhearts Před 4 měsíci +55

    Its crazy how well Hank Green gels with the Yard. He even starts talking like them when he explains having a kid 14:18. Great ep!

  • @Blake10125
    @Blake10125 Před 4 měsíci +86

    Genuinely made me laugh and smile the entire episode, 11/10 guest and person

  • @koijesus
    @koijesus Před 4 měsíci +33

    slime and hank's interactions were surprisingly wholesome and less of slime prodding him than i expected. i love this pod so much lmao

  • @holdene843
    @holdene843 Před 4 měsíci +13

    Hank being half-circumcised and being in-between the cut half and uncut half is funny to me.

  • @Meldog1851
    @Meldog1851 Před 3 měsíci +10

    So, I have no ideas who any of these guys are except for Hank, but can anyone confirm, the gentlemen in the green hat is giving major John Green vibes, having an existential crisis over atoms 😂😂😂

  • @Lime-hl4cj
    @Lime-hl4cj Před 4 měsíci +93

    didn't expect this collab!

  • @tyleradams5149
    @tyleradams5149 Před 4 měsíci +58

    what a wild blend of crass and actual intellectual conversation

  • @buffienguyen
    @buffienguyen Před 4 měsíci +20

    I didn't know this podcast and i'm just on a hank green binge but everyone seems very lovely and silly

  • @peterfager2892
    @peterfager2892 Před 3 měsíci +11

    On the topic of comedians and crowd work, another reason that some comedians post a ton of crowd work isn't because their regular material isn't good, but it's that they don't want to post all their jokes and then have to constantly come up with new material so people don't get pissed that they've already seen the jokes on youtube or whatever other platform. For example, Randy Feltface has a TON of crowd work clips, way more than his written jokes, but it's to get his name out there, but not give away all of his stuff.

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters Před 3 měsíci +4

      Same with Gianmarco Soresi, whose crowd work is incredible, but it's the only stuff you can really find online because the rest he decidedly doesn't share.

  • @HexCopper
    @HexCopper Před 4 měsíci +40

    What a heater of a show. Hank and Slime were popping off of each other
    imma watch this again in like a week

  • @kaydenbush
    @kaydenbush Před 4 měsíci +58

    Hank fit in so shockingly well

  • @johl9056
    @johl9056 Před 4 měsíci +31

    My mom got cancer this year so we bought her the cancer socks for Christmas and she was very amused. Thank you Hank Green cool sock science man.

  • @AVspectre
    @AVspectre Před 3 měsíci +4

    “There’s ways!?”
    “You know… you’ve looked it up…”
    😂

  • @y_is_everywhere_lol
    @y_is_everywhere_lol Před 4 měsíci +450

    The Yard and Hank Green collab is a match made in heaven! It's so cool to see these two worlds come together in such an unexpected way :)

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad Před 4 měsíci +8

      checkmark bots are back

    • @Jim-Stick
      @Jim-Stick Před 3 měsíci

      Pretty sure that Hank is just great at matching people's energy. He was on Safety Third podcast. He matched up with them great.

  • @asterixdx
    @asterixdx Před 4 měsíci +34

    I’m only halfway through and this is already by far my favourite episode. Worlds colliding. Massive thank you to hank for coming on and the boys for being hilarious as always

  • @seanh8546
    @seanh8546 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Watching the vlogbrothers while in highschool is what got me hooked on youtube. Like 15 years later still here and loving what creators are able to produce.

  • @hunter3899
    @hunter3899 Před 3 měsíci +8

    "existence is malicious compliance" needs to be on a shirt

  • @hysteriaval
    @hysteriaval Před 4 měsíci +41

    what a disgustingly unexpected crossover i love it

  • @fluorescentfuneralalt
    @fluorescentfuneralalt Před 4 měsíci +46

    I've been waiting to find out if Hank Green is uncut or cut since Nick talked about the episode

  • @the1jessebrown
    @the1jessebrown Před 4 měsíci +10

    “I don’t watch basketball but I will watch Steph hit threes” is somehow so poetic and is how I feel anytime a scientist talks - I’m like wow this guy really did it they really understand magic

  • @sarp7206
    @sarp7206 Před 4 měsíci +13

    Yes, I laughed at so many bits with Hank Green. But I also appreciated Aiden's standout Factor ad read. He carried that ad read despite having everyone against him.

  • @SergantSlime
    @SergantSlime Před 4 měsíci +23

    this episode is amazing for many reasons everyone has pointed out already but i just wanted to say this factor ad is an all-time aiden performance. absolutely magical. "protein plus maple bars" killed me

    • @vaap
      @vaap Před 4 měsíci +2

      you made me go back and watch the ad thank you

  • @sinanyucel3373
    @sinanyucel3373 Před 4 měsíci +42

    This is literally my two favorite worlds coming together

  • @HuffGLaDTem
    @HuffGLaDTem Před 4 měsíci +11

    im literally wearing hanks cancer socks right now. I love that he came on this silly silly podcast

  • @IsaiahCelloBrown
    @IsaiahCelloBrown Před 4 měsíci +14

    This is by far one of your best episodes to date. Listening, alone, doesn't do it justice. You have to watch.

  • @ash2marie
    @ash2marie Před 3 měsíci +7

    1:09:17 dude yes, everyones like "I'm a LIBRA" "I'm a SCORPIO" and I'm like "I'm.....a cancer....." lmaoooo also the "constellation prize" for consolation prize was v v clever

  • @LaunchpadCooks
    @LaunchpadCooks Před 4 měsíci +15

    Hell yeah hank, but what I actually wanna say is Aimen's Factor read is the funniest he's ever been. Dude had me in tears.

  • @PiggBeniss
    @PiggBeniss Před 4 měsíci +15

    rhett and link on the yard would be prime

  • @sabiadylan
    @sabiadylan Před 4 měsíci +18

    Crazy that of all guests they ever had on the podcast Hank Green is closest to being the same as Slime.

  • @TheHumanSkidmark
    @TheHumanSkidmark Před 4 měsíci +16

    Holy HALF CUT?!?!? HE IS THE SCIENCE MAN AND HE UNITES US ALL!!!

  • @BrandonWestfall
    @BrandonWestfall Před 4 měsíci +12

    Hank constantly roasting Slime's baldness cracks me up.

  • @alteredkill6109
    @alteredkill6109 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Why is Hank Green is best? His comedic timing is just perfect and so unique and fits right in

  • @valmanwayiquid
    @valmanwayiquid Před 4 měsíci +9

    I swear some guests I'm just like, yeah that makes sense for the boys to have on, but looking at the thumbnails of this episode and the Zac Oyama episode have filled me with such a sense of "What the fuck, no way?!" I just can't help instantly clicking. It's insane the people willing to go on this podcast. 10/10 podcast.

  • @stevenarvizu3602
    @stevenarvizu3602 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I get what they mean about how not understanding an atom is scary. Applied sciences has outpaced scientific research so far that it’s a bit of a shock to realize that despite how modernized and advanced our society is, we generally don’t understand most of the fundamental physics that empower us to make the technology we have.
    Electricity is a big one for me. It blows my mind that despite having very little understanding of how exactly electricity works at an atomic level, nearly everything we own is powered by electricity.

  • @cathy4697
    @cathy4697 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Halfway through and I already know this is a must rewatch.
    Hank Green is a great guest but the boys are also quite good at this, them and their little science questions. This was great

  • @jarlock2734
    @jarlock2734 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I audibly laughed so hard when Hank said, "I have to turn off my phone.... it's Clint." and everyone in unison says, "Stevens???"

  • @-VexyRS
    @-VexyRS Před 3 měsíci +3

    Part of the 17 here, and I gotta say, I would never in a million years beg Hank Green to be on your podcast. His time is worth more than that.
    For real though this is dope

  • @peepss2616
    @peepss2616 Před 4 měsíci +5

    I love how even the Yard wasn't expecting the scale of how special their Guest is because of how just much of a cool person Hank Green is.

  • @ashleymarie2058
    @ashleymarie2058 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Slime and Hank's 'internet is scary' portion was very good.

  • @TheGenericCereal
    @TheGenericCereal Před 4 měsíci +5

    This is a crossover that I never expected and didn't expect to work but damn Hank really meshes so well with the boys

  • @katmdean
    @katmdean Před 4 měsíci +6

    Hank Green was my Bill Nye in college. Thanks for helping me through nursing school Hank Green