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  • @TheZachary330
    @TheZachary330 Před 2 lety +1909

    Archie needed the one day delay to mourn the queen

    • @AlexOfPonds
      @AlexOfPonds Před 2 lety +11

      @u know me heyyy don’t I know you

    • @archiemcw
      @archiemcw Před 2 lety +97

      need 2 weeks off now, legally binding

    • @mjrbloom
      @mjrbloom Před 2 lety +3

      @u know me bless you for giving me this air fryer knowledge, i am pleased

    • @AlexOfPonds
      @AlexOfPonds Před 2 lety +3

      @@archiemcw feel you man

    • @keithhodge5773
      @keithhodge5773 Před 2 lety

      We all did.

  • @ram4275
    @ram4275 Před 2 lety +302

    That seven minutes of slime getting doubles combo'd by the rest of the yard was fantastic.

  • @Krinios
    @Krinios Před 2 lety +698

    immediately loaded up Stanz's last vod to see that he did indeed react to this and pause right before Lud said "thanks for unpausing you piece of shit"

    • @Seruphin
      @Seruphin Před 2 lety +16

      haha nice, if you still have it open could you link the vod and tell me about where he reacts

    • @2mmyHoney
      @2mmyHoney Před 2 lety +35

      @@Seruphin czcams.com/video/1WGdeaerXUA/video.html , here's a clip of him reacting to it

    • @Seruphin
      @Seruphin Před 2 lety +3

      @@2mmyHoney MvP, thank you very much

    • @potatochipclips
      @potatochipclips Před rokem +5

      ​@@2mmyHoney you are actually the first person ever on this site to reply to a comment with a link that is actually relevant and not like some Turkish music video. You are truly the goat.

  • @229chedder1
    @229chedder1 Před 2 lety +1000

    Thank you Archie for getting this up. My withdrawals were starting to kick in.

  • @beanpwnz
    @beanpwnz Před 2 lety +343

    Lmao Aidens joke about passing the note during missionary was too funny

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 Před 2 lety

      Can you repeat it to me? They laughed over the last few words

    • @coltian6179
      @coltian6179 Před rokem +4

      @@lrgogo1517 "I think missionary is great because when you pass them the note that says "Will you date me? Y/N" you get a really good reaction.

  • @jacruzzin2985
    @jacruzzin2985 Před 2 lety +57

    watching slime defend missionary is what id imagine it was like watching mark antony debate in the streets of rome

  • @micahc2300
    @micahc2300 Před 2 lety +132

    slime saying "im gonna look up hamtaro rule 34" completely unprompted is a new favourite moment for me

  • @jasonjavelin
    @jasonjavelin Před 2 lety +590

    Props to Archie for doing absolute editing battle against CZcams. He is a real grinder

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter Před 2 lety +8

      @time to leave earth nope.

    • @____-pb1lg
      @____-pb1lg Před 2 lety +28

      @@believeinmatter don't answer em it ranks their comments higher

    • @wholelottawhale4103
      @wholelottawhale4103 Před 2 lety +1

      @@believeinmatter gaming gamer gaming

    • @bubbly6379
      @bubbly6379 Před 2 lety

      @time to leave earth THIS IS SO TRUEEEEE

  • @Natty11100
    @Natty11100 Před 2 lety +41

    Everyone was making fun of slime but Mia Malkova said on shit camp that her favorite position is missionary so Slime is actually based

    • @gabrielmonjaras5599
      @gabrielmonjaras5599 Před měsícem

      Fun fact, most pornstars when having sex on their own time tend to like missionary more cause their always forced to do insane positions that for better camera angles that are straight up not comfortable so when they go home to their significant other they tend to want to be vanilla and intimate

  • @Whimsicat_
    @Whimsicat_ Před 2 lety +25

    1:24:40 Lud initially and then deliberately fucking up absolved while slime tries to correct him in the background was such a good bit

    • @craigisapunk
      @craigisapunk Před 2 lety +1

      Nick's laugh and slime looking over with a smug smile when he says "like.. I feel like I no longer did a crime" is top tier comedy

  • @monicalman3362
    @monicalman3362 Před 2 lety +38

    Ludwig is the missionary of yard members (compliment)

  • @taco067
    @taco067 Před 2 lety +111

    I gotta say, I’m with slime on the missionary thing. It’s default for a reason.

    • @ianblizzard5195
      @ianblizzard5195 Před 2 lety +42

      Mia Malkova said it's her favorite position at ShitCamp so honestly huge W for Slime and huge L for the other boys

    • @basedArlo
      @basedArlo Před 2 lety +2

      @@ianblizzard5195 Same w/ Hasan on stream, slime is actually Gigachad and the other 3 are washed

  • @highcausejordan3962
    @highcausejordan3962 Před 2 lety +332

    I hadn't realized how much i look forward to yard episodes every thursday until yesterday. cringe demonetization but good work getting it out u guys are sick

  • @kibblesnbits3174
    @kibblesnbits3174 Před 2 lety +17

    Everybody's ability at quick comebacks, intriguing stories, ability to take a bit and run with it flows so naturally. I'm so glad I can be apart of this parasocial relationship in which they love their viewers :)

  • @seanthornton8007
    @seanthornton8007 Před 2 lety +242

    Holy shit, you’re telling me I’ve watched 61 episodes of The Yard? I’m going to be part of a case study

  • @themawofacamar
    @themawofacamar Před 2 lety +36

    i’m glad i’m not the only person to remember silent library, i remember watching that show all the time when i was younger. the celebrity episodes especially were hilarious to me

  • @thothrax5621
    @thothrax5621 Před 2 lety +81

    For anyone curious about the "1st World/3rd World" thing, Aiden is right that we're kinda past it. That terminology was created during the Cold War by the CIA or something similar to categorize countries into three camps: The US and its allies (the 1st World, the one they perceived to be the best), the USSR and its allies (2nd World), and countries that were unaligned (3rd World). For the most part the reason why countries would be classed as 3rd World was because they were too poor/irrelevant to be involved, which is why the term has morphed into meaning a developing country, and the USSR is gone so there aren't anymore more 2nd World countries. If you wanted to honor the spirit of the idea though, we would probably call China and its allies the 2nd World.

    • @oskaraltman
      @oskaraltman Před 2 lety +1

      I thought Mao Zedong invented the third world term.

    • @thothrax5621
      @thothrax5621 Před 2 lety +9

      ​@@oskaraltman No, Mao had his own Three Worlds Theory which didn't really align with the one proposed at the start of the Cold War, but he didn't invent any of the terms or ideas. His classification was based on economics and history rather than politics. So in his the US and USSR were the First World because they were the super powers. Europe and other rich countries were the Second World. And historically poor and conquered countries (like China at the time) were the Third World. This all came like 20 years after the original one, and If we were to use it today the US and debatably China would be the First World. All the other countries we commonly call First World would now be Second World, and the Third World would be the same.

    • @ZachAttackOne
      @ZachAttackOne Před 2 lety +4

      In my college level human geography class which was pretty recent they said they call it the global south versus global north now. And it’s not location based it’s just kinda developing versus established

    • @freeaudiojungle4407
      @freeaudiojungle4407 Před rokem +1

      developing nation is barely better than 3rd/1st world. the question is developing in the context of where? and how does the label of developing, in the same way as 3rd world, determine the response of world banks and powerful governments to said countries needs? global politics/geopolitics is cursed

  • @jo-lg.2458
    @jo-lg.2458 Před 2 lety +37

    Nick be like “We Should…” and then follows it up with a banger idea.

  • @29396
    @29396 Před 2 lety +10

    the pile on on slime for dying on missionary hill is undoubtedly a yard all time highlight

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 Před 2 lety +156

    I can't believe they roasted slime for loving the mish for 10 mins without proposing a better option. I think slime is right in that it's good and no one can fuck it up but wrong in that "the hook" version of missionary is an easy thousand times better lol

    • @VinchVideos
      @VinchVideos Před 2 lety +37

      Some women i've been with told me it's the position that feels best for them so I think that's where he's coming from and the other guys just don't care lol it was just a chance to roast the master roaster

    • @potatochipclips
      @potatochipclips Před 2 lety +11

      Bro this is slime's alt that he logged on after shadow boxing this conversation and figured he would get his more thought out comebacks out now.

    • @Maria_745
      @Maria_745 Před 2 lety +28

      @@potatochipclips is it that unbelievable that a woman agrees with slime? Lmao

    • @arthurboyle7982
      @arthurboyle7982 Před 2 lety +24

      @@VinchVideos Slime is the female gaze

    • @PetraYlenius
      @PetraYlenius Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah I think it’s very very easy to not mess up and at least from my experience, it hits the spot way more consistently. And yeah the hook is even better but I kinda count that as mish but a variation, since you have the basic principle down lol

  • @MJ-pl4qw
    @MJ-pl4qw Před 2 lety +31

    aimen had kinda been hitting an extra funny streak as of late

  • @n0lain
    @n0lain Před 2 lety +19

    55:29 I think what's interesting when Aiden says this is that EthosLab (widely considered the Michael Jordan of Minecraft CZcams) has been in both of these position: his old Let's Play videos had very little editing, and nowadays he has some of the most creative editing in the genre. Grew with the times, that's my goat

    • @paintling
      @paintling Před 2 lety +1

      I was thinking the same thing, quality content

  • @Willmanis1
    @Willmanis1 Před 2 lety +41

    The ASU bit is the funniest shit anyone's ever done on a podcast

    • @michaelfradley6950
      @michaelfradley6950 Před 2 lety

      I genuinely have no idea what if anything is true about that bit but Jesus fuck it gets me going

    • @Zack_Taylor
      @Zack_Taylor Před 2 lety +1

      Timestamp?

  • @uhoh1860
    @uhoh1860 Před 2 lety +83

    i know it’s a big joke that the pod is a boys’ club, but every time i hear that intro, i feel so welcome lmao

  • @Jrakula10
    @Jrakula10 Před 2 lety +6

    NL's videos do not need to be edited, his vods are top tier, never any dead silence always keeping up the banter with chat, commentary is next level.

  • @PetraYlenius
    @PetraYlenius Před 2 lety +18

    I’m standing with Slime on this, it really do be the only one that gets it done for me✅

  • @noot3316
    @noot3316 Před 2 lety +10

    8:10 unironically Nick's best joke I'm glad he still remembers it

  • @Donovarkhallum
    @Donovarkhallum Před 2 lety +5

    Missionary is the best slime

  • @jaredtower1118
    @jaredtower1118 Před 2 lety +3

    I can’t believe Aiden of all people made an MF DOOM Reference lmao

  • @blackdoomduck
    @blackdoomduck Před 2 lety +2

    Slime also mains mario in Mario kart, and his favourite Pokémon is Pikachu. And Ludwig is his favourite member of the yard.

  • @mmtmpldd
    @mmtmpldd Před 2 lety +3

    the most vulnerable slime ep

  • @jimmyt.2812
    @jimmyt.2812 Před 2 lety +5

    slime’s jared from subway line was under appreciated 😂

  • @archiemcw
    @archiemcw Před 2 lety +19

    sorry gang, was mourning the queen x

    • @jasonjavelin
      @jasonjavelin Před 2 lety +1

      It be like that tysm for your hard work against the cringe auto demonetization

  • @Mushmizel
    @Mushmizel Před 2 lety +13

    I was crying from laughter the entire missionary segment damn

  • @AA-jx8qs
    @AA-jx8qs Před 2 lety +31

    I couldn’t believe it when you guys actually said Palestine, it’s so rare to hear people actually say it at all. Love from 🇵🇸

  • @BeeDubyew
    @BeeDubyew Před 2 lety +12

    Feelin real resolved after this ep. Thanks guys 🙌

  • @ppuddlingquack
    @ppuddlingquack Před 2 lety +6

    funny how in the day the yard missed an upload, queen elizabeth finally died. real funny. real suspicious.

  • @thatdude1992
    @thatdude1992 Před 2 lety +2

    "We only have one Mish and one Mish only"

  • @Sn0wSSBM
    @Sn0wSSBM Před rokem +2

    Realizing how poor my family used to be through having the same phone as slime when I was little despite being around half his age

  • @birbeyboop
    @birbeyboop Před 2 lety +2

    ludwig in his blue chair era is different

  • @markman474
    @markman474 Před 2 lety +2

    44:26 No way Ludwig made that sound lmao

  • @graycer
    @graycer Před 2 lety +4

    never would i ever have imagined getting explained the plot of cloud 9 on the yard but here we are

  • @sillybilly9021
    @sillybilly9021 Před 2 lety +1

    BRO the mish masta slime might never recover from "will you date me?". genuine tears from me

  • @archercaro
    @archercaro Před 2 lety +6

    the yard going to asu is one of my favorite bits of all time

  • @nommads
    @nommads Před 2 lety +5

    jesus christ the mish bit had me laughing more than i’ve laughed in months

  • @yungthicks
    @yungthicks Před 2 lety +4

    thank you youtube for releasing the archie cut, also shout out to archie for dealing with this

  • @Elehk99
    @Elehk99 Před 2 lety +6

    I don’t know what’s in the water but this was a fire episode, definitely top 5 for me

  • @corbinbg351
    @corbinbg351 Před 2 lety +5

    Missionary is pretty great, my favorite, but it’s fun to switch it up, my gf favorite too

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat Před rokem +3

    SLIME NO NOT HAMTARO

  • @jackyvstheworld
    @jackyvstheworld Před 2 lety +7

    cant wait for next week when we get to hear about the Queen!

  • @crazytexan711
    @crazytexan711 Před 2 lety +1

    The missionary bit had me dying, every joke landed just right

  • @erinbyrne9569
    @erinbyrne9569 Před 2 lety +2

    everytime an episode is late im more tempted to join the patreon, keep up the good work boys

    • @Jumblebelle
      @Jumblebelle Před 2 lety

      Video for the main episode isn’t on Patreon, only CZcams. You can listen to it a day early on podcast apps, though.

    • @erinbyrne9569
      @erinbyrne9569 Před 2 lety

      @@Jumblebelle yeah, i know that, but atleast there'd be extra content that i haven't watched yet to soothe my hunger

  • @drunken2095
    @drunken2095 Před 2 lety +2

    Can I get a shirt with slime saying “The real monsters are under the mask” but he has the scooby collar?

  • @deezipp
    @deezipp Před 2 lety +18

    Back in my days at ASU I would see Ludwig and the yard boys walking down Mill Ave just tearing it up. Glad to see old college buds still hanging out

  • @addisonmendez3160
    @addisonmendez3160 Před 2 lety +1

    I always listen to each pod twice. I always want to wait for the video but I can’t resist those apple podcasts notifications for the new eps.

  • @ppuddlingquack
    @ppuddlingquack Před 2 lety +6

    sorry guys they had to upload late, they were Taking Care of the queen

  • @unclen2479
    @unclen2479 Před 2 lety +19

    Gotta love the yard, they always do it for the culture

  • @swift_Dlc
    @swift_Dlc Před 2 lety +2

    So sad archie had to do his edit battle and work on the very day the queen died😞

  • @parasite2262
    @parasite2262 Před 2 lety +1

    Slime saying imma look up hamtaro rule 34 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard from him in a long time man's deserves respect

  • @ahmedharajli189
    @ahmedharajli189 Před 2 lety +5

    That ludwig jibbit looks so cool, is it by any chance included in the merch drop 👀

  • @chlorophyll1767
    @chlorophyll1767 Před 2 lety +2

    Whenever Slime screams he's on that Tom and Jerry type beat

  • @Joe2497
    @Joe2497 Před 2 lety +3

    i haven't laughed so hard in a long time, roasting slime for mish killed me

  • @Seruphin
    @Seruphin Před 2 lety +4

    Im with Slime on the mish thing, it always good to mix it up with positions, and that also is a trick for me to last longer, but fav is mish.

  • @soopjoos5952
    @soopjoos5952 Před 2 lety +1

    There is not a single moment greater then at 11:06
    “Yeah this one is for the champions”
    - Slime 2022

  • @giselle9917
    @giselle9917 Před 2 lety +1

    silent library revival when 👀

  • @danielingle2722
    @danielingle2722 Před rokem

    I prolly watched half of this video before i remembered that slime was bald. The "hair system" looks great homie!!

  • @metroidIllusionist97
    @metroidIllusionist97 Před 2 lety +1

    It's always wierd hearing people talk about my country, whenever Panama comes up my ears perk up.

  • @adyaarora862
    @adyaarora862 Před 2 lety +27

    i love how normal the set looks this episode!

    • @LegitCactus
      @LegitCactus Před 2 lety

      Am I getting diced up rn?

    • @RhinoHorn7
      @RhinoHorn7 Před 2 lety

      It.... looks how it always does......?

    • @adyaarora862
      @adyaarora862 Před 2 lety

      @@RhinoHorn7 Ludwig’s chair just threw me off.

    • @RhinoHorn7
      @RhinoHorn7 Před 2 lety

      @@adyaarora862 oh I didn't even notice it lmao

  • @jordanmacavoy4089
    @jordanmacavoy4089 Před 2 lety +2

    Nick very quietly said "All [q]uesos are based" for ACAB and nobody called him out.

  • @addisonmendez3160
    @addisonmendez3160 Před 2 lety +2

    After listening to the audio yesterday it makes so much sense that Ludwig had sunglasses on

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 Před 2 lety +1

    I can't believe Stanz pulled a stunt out of _Pom Poko_ in the middle of a public dining area, without prompt

  • @moy.j
    @moy.j Před 2 lety +2

    I see the yard as that lazy side position where you're kinda spooning each other

  • @view7250
    @view7250 Před 2 lety +2

    We need a Nick Yingling episode one day

  • @metalmilitia529
    @metalmilitia529 Před rokem +1

    The Professor is the Captain Falcon of basketball

  • @NEA-dx1bi
    @NEA-dx1bi Před 2 lety +8

    Can't wait to hear Stanz' raw reaction to this.

    • @cadestockman5731
      @cadestockman5731 Před 2 lety +1

      “LUDWIG SAID WHAT!?!!?- The Stanz Show episode whatever”

  • @Himothy_Wayne
    @Himothy_Wayne Před 2 lety +1

    “Off Da Heezy”
    Wow haven’t heard that in years. That needs to comeback in day-to-day conversation. Fuck me I’m old lol.

  • @haynie4146
    @haynie4146 Před 2 lety

    Slime having hair is cursed. HEYUHEYUHEYUHEYUHEYUHEUHUEUHEUHEH

  • @codetaku
    @codetaku Před 2 lety +1

    When Ludwig was talking about "ass volleyball", I think he was actually thinking of Keijo, where like a single chapter/episode featured volleyball played via butt.

  • @m1lkbags
    @m1lkbags Před 2 lety +2

    Curse YT for blocking that meundies ad read & making me wait a day. It was a good bit though, shame so many wont see it.

  • @sweeeeeeezy
    @sweeeeeeezy Před 2 lety +1

    that ad read was freaking hilarious

  • @SharksCare
    @SharksCare Před 2 lety

    Archie's a legend + Lud new chair + comment for algo + Rob, return Nick's calls

  • @emerybeals1626
    @emerybeals1626 Před 2 lety

    Sometimes i put these on low volume and read just to imagine im in a public library while i drift off to sleep at night

  • @Gaxtry
    @Gaxtry Před 2 lety +1

    I just realized that Doritos Locos Tacos Gaming Center is what they call their office area. Since the beginning i thought it was an actual stadium or something

  • @OooKellom
    @OooKellom Před 2 lety +1

    Can't wait for the first season of America's Next Top Zipper

  • @Spacyjacy
    @Spacyjacy Před 2 lety +5

    I got my mom to watch the yard because she enjoys Boys Club type comedy and it was a mistake because she just came and asked me what rule 34 is 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @tdburton94
    @tdburton94 Před 2 lety +1

    seeing this vid finally up made me so happy i hit the bell so i get notifs next time lol

  • @Flexsauce
    @Flexsauce Před 2 lety +4

    Nikki Glaser is an absolute huge comedian who has been on comedy central for years and been on some of the biggest roasts.

  • @thebrewsky26
    @thebrewsky26 Před 2 lety

    Slime poured mouthwash on a spider like it was a bethesda point n click

  • @TrueGodVivi
    @TrueGodVivi Před 2 lety

    There is actually 4 ASU campus now. Tempe, West, Downtown, and polytechnic.

  • @Hidden82
    @Hidden82 Před 2 lety +1

    this is actually my favourite ep so far

  • @IsTreborFunny
    @IsTreborFunny Před 2 lety

    “I feel like if you work in a grocery store you shouldn’t get to be a part of a club” lmaoooo

  • @climency
    @climency Před 2 lety

    i love that the clip that got this demontized stayed in. pog moment!

  • @seanthornton8007
    @seanthornton8007 Před 2 lety +50

    Also never thought I’d hear Ludwig say “The professor would stunt on them hoes at the park”, crazy crossover *ba dum tss*

  • @michals2205
    @michals2205 Před rokem +1

    A little explanation on first, second and third world countries
    It is a west centric term - created by the west, duh
    First world country: Capitalistic/Industrialistic states in the west, so America/Canada, Europe etc.
    Second world country: Communistic states behind the Iron Curtain (Yes the term is that old)
    Thid world country: Everything that dosen't belong to either one
    So third world country dosen't really mean what people think it does, it was just co-opted, and Aiden is right, nowadays the correct Term to use is developing country, there's also the BRICS (Brasil - Russia - India - China - South Africa) that are developing countries but are economically further and are slowly showing signs of a industralized state.
    Also there are different ways to identify Developing countries but in my opinion the most important are the HDI (Human Development Index, though it can't be used as a stand alone metric) and the "Sustainable Development Goals", the GDP is also pretty important but it puts ecnomical growth over humanistic growth.
    I study Geography :)

  • @katharine1229
    @katharine1229 Před 2 lety +1

    Slime’s accents have evolved from the Conner episode 👏

  • @michaelfradley6950
    @michaelfradley6950 Před 2 lety

    This whole episode has a weirdly delirious energy, and it really comes to a head from 1:00:00 onwards. The ASU bit and mish is ridiculous

  • @ScenicPhoenix
    @ScenicPhoenix Před rokem

    The "Heli and Copter " vs "Helico and Pter" is an actual thing, I just thought it was gibberish for a while

  • @Gepii
    @Gepii Před 2 lety +2

    You know what this episode is missing a minute long segment of nick putting underwear on slime with his teeth

  • @Kritur
    @Kritur Před 2 lety

    Unironically, The Yard ads are the only ads that ever actually make me wanna purchase things….

  • @tasillk2824
    @tasillk2824 Před rokem +2

    They really let Slime get away with calling Messi a British thing