Aiden's TERRIBLE Purchase | The Yard

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  • @aayhdaacant
    @aayhdaacant Před 2 lety +2388

    This is the only podcast/set of creators who are making me tempted to join the patreon even tho i absolutely cannot

    • @TiffaniWright23
      @TiffaniWright23 Před 2 lety +152

      Lemma just say the postcard is absolutely worth it. I got a picture of Lud in a diaper 😂

    • @mahnoorawan5071
      @mahnoorawan5071 Před 2 lety +1

      SAME

    • @udontknowme00
      @udontknowme00 Před 2 lety +128

      Joined the $5 tier, it’s absolutely worth the extra 60+ minute episode every week if you can afford it

    • @xXTHESUPERKINGXx
      @xXTHESUPERKINGXx Před 2 lety +10

      I was actually just feeling this

    • @marcitlean
      @marcitlean Před 2 lety +4

      sameee i wish i could join sm

  • @DisastrousCake
    @DisastrousCake Před 2 lety +895

    To the person who is making all the chapters for these yard episodes, you're goated.

    • @yetipossibly8655
      @yetipossibly8655 Před 2 lety +10

      no shot

    • @deaddreamdance
      @deaddreamdance Před 2 lety +82

      @@yetipossibly8655 nah frfr the editor is goated. on god on god. he binked it.
      i hate myself

    • @suuvuu
      @suuvuu Před 2 lety +17

      @@deaddreamdance you’re not the only one

    • @ghiidra__
      @ghiidra__ Před 2 lety +23

      nick says he uploads them, and the chapter names have a very nick flavor to them I would say maybe its him

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 Před 2 lety +19

      @@deaddreamdance id like to say im not affected by the streamers I watch but id be lying if i said i didnt start chuckling at my own jokes like atrioc

  • @maddee4543
    @maddee4543 Před 2 lety +108

    sometimes ludwig looks at aiden in such a loving and listening way. it’s so sweet.

  • @kmvcorpuz_7196
    @kmvcorpuz_7196 Před 2 lety +751

    When are we gonna have a Nick slander episode? Everyone had their moments but Nick. He seems too goated now lmao

  • @whosCarloss
    @whosCarloss Před 2 lety +503

    i love slime's commitment to calling the fanbase "yardigans"

  • @Crustytoes42
    @Crustytoes42 Před 2 lety +270

    I love how aiden has a valid reason for everything thing he does but they still fuck with him

    • @ohioella
      @ohioella Před 2 lety +33

      fr like aiden is the reasonable one so much of the time but they always convince him he's crazy and it's so funny. their dynamic is trying to embarrass each other over and over but it's clearly all in good fun bc the "victim" knows it'll be their turn to bully someone next & they all clearly care about each other

  • @ethangossard1119
    @ethangossard1119 Před 2 lety +450

    Aiden is the poorest of the boys because of all the child support he has to pan out.

  • @haon620
    @haon620 Před 2 lety +302

    ludwig and aiden dressing like two teen brothers forced to stop gaming and record the pod

  • @BREADSWORD
    @BREADSWORD Před 2 lety +569

    the Fortnite Balenci drip is so crazy

  • @LinkofTimeX
    @LinkofTimeX Před 2 lety +54

    Favorite Game of the Yard: Looking at the timecode and guessing how they transition from one section to the next. Slime's HUGE Announcement to Ludwig's Poop Story to Aiden's fresh Trim ...

  • @backsidefifty
    @backsidefifty Před 2 lety +59

    what i love is that nick either hasn't gotten his hydroflask back yet or is permanently moving to the cow mug

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat Před 2 lety +275

    i love having a podcast to listen to where they talk about both content creation and smash, two fairly niche subjects (comparatively) that are prominent to me!

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple Před 2 lety +21

    i love how the gnome goes from the table to nick's lap to the table to his lap constantly thru out this ep

  • @braveyungjayble
    @braveyungjayble Před 2 lety +456

    Always an instant click. Love spending an hour and a half with the boys

    • @samavatar7208
      @samavatar7208 Před 2 lety +1

      Honestly

    • @breezybuster2174
      @breezybuster2174 Před 2 lety +33

      You should DM Aiden about it. Makes you feel even more included

    • @williamjmackie
      @williamjmackie Před 2 lety +24

      Awfully parasocial of you

    • @ryndesu8299
      @ryndesu8299 Před 2 lety +29

      @@williamjmackie yall heard that word once and now won’t stop using it

    • @yungoreoz
      @yungoreoz Před 2 lety +13

      @@williamjmackie ah yes. Enjoying a podcast is parasocial now.

  • @weeaboh
    @weeaboh Před 2 lety +36

    i know it's kind of a joke/meme that every group of white dude friends has a podcast now, but these guys are like genuinely entertaining to listen to. They remind me of people I actually know, and seem like they'd be fun to hang out with. (obviously in theory, not in the parasocial way). they all have a really good dynamic too and play off of each other well. also you love to see friend groups who roast the absolute shit out of each other, makes for great content.

  • @daiito_
    @daiito_ Před 2 lety +99

    as an audio listener, i came to watch this because i wanted to see aiden’s cut

  • @misa-rl6pr
    @misa-rl6pr Před 2 lety +67

    ludwig "no italians in the top 10" ahgren disrespecting my mans, italian american 2800 GM and world #2 (literally challenged magnus carlsen in 2018) fabiano LUIGI caruana like this

    • @joshuaward9876
      @joshuaward9876 Před 2 lety +12

      I literally went and Googled Caruana when he said that because I was confident he was (at least half) Italian. Glad someone else caught this slander.

    • @JJ_436
      @JJ_436 Před 2 lety +3

      I guess they are half represented in the top 10.

    • @MemeSupreme69
      @MemeSupreme69 Před 2 lety +8

      It's anti-italian discrimination 😡🤌

  • @kalynbaldwin881
    @kalynbaldwin881 Před 2 lety +22

    got in an uber once and the man told me he hated walmart and i was like oh? and then he said, "they fund abortions"

  • @technetium9653
    @technetium9653 Před 2 lety +48

    Slime is an absolute goat for dealing with Ludwig, I don't think any amount of money can make me do slime's job

  • @d0onut
    @d0onut Před 2 lety +9

    Slime explaining going to an LA bar as "opening some fridge door" is hilarious

  • @Bigmi1ke
    @Bigmi1ke Před rokem +7

    Watching this a year+ down the line after it dropped, and it introduced me to the entire Lwig mythos. Some of the greatest content on earth, so glad I discovered it

  • @crazytexan711
    @crazytexan711 Před 2 lety +50

    i never knew how much i needed an NFT of slime's shit until just now.

  • @kylokage
    @kylokage Před 2 lety +20

    "goosing" ted nivison is truly a national treasure

  • @GOMBERMAN
    @GOMBERMAN Před 2 lety +27

    As a Melee Ness main I have a newfound respect for Nick that he’ll never be able to comprehend

  • @Mynemislev
    @Mynemislev Před 2 lety +86

    I love the sweater aiden’s wearing, time to go dm him to ask where I can get one

  • @bloodwolf2609
    @bloodwolf2609 Před 2 lety +9

    Being worried about using the toilet cleaning brush to unclog the toilet, as if the brush hasn’t been used to clean toilets before is so funny.

    • @dee31415
      @dee31415 Před 2 lety

      I think they just had trouble with the idea of using the brush directly on their shit. But imagine passing up the toilet brush and instead using a PEN lmao

  • @fashionweek0
    @fashionweek0 Před 2 lety +25

    love this podcast and love nick's story about some unnamed sociopathic smasher, more of that content please

  • @drago50067
    @drago50067 Před 2 lety +5

    Genuinely never enjoyed a podcast before but I look forward to this one every single week

  • @jessh8840
    @jessh8840 Před 2 lety +8

    The amount of times my grandma has thrown me some lines, the lightly disagree but not argue dodge is real

  • @112908Daniel
    @112908Daniel Před 2 lety +39

    The greatest podcast ever! Greetings from Colombia 🇨🇴

  • @GamingNat
    @GamingNat Před 2 lety +8

    The podcast is the perfect thing to listen to while editing tbh, thank you guys for being consistent with this

  • @superawesomename5027
    @superawesomename5027 Před 2 lety +78

    Patron idea: getting Stanz and Atrioc (audio only for tier 1 and video and audio for tier 3) roleplay with all the fantasies you guys create for them

  • @dannyb9817
    @dannyb9817 Před 2 lety +14

    I don’t know how these podcasts give me so much joy every Thursday. Never change theyard

  • @mb-ss7be
    @mb-ss7be Před 2 lety +15

    50:49 first time i have EVER heard ludwig call slime “anthony”

    • @MetalNG
      @MetalNG Před 2 lety +2

      It threw me off for a moment.

  • @Humblewhiteboy666
    @Humblewhiteboy666 Před rokem +3

    “Back when we were poor I went to Japan” hmmm I see we have differences in the definition of poor

  • @Eighty_Ninety
    @Eighty_Ninety Před 2 lety +97

    I would just like to point out that Ludwig butchered the saying "crossing the picket line" by instead saying "cross the picket fence." The saying is picket line, not picket fence, because they are picketing because they are on strike.

    • @sp1rit86
      @sp1rit86 Před 2 lety +7

      @@agnez1169 real?

    • @simonplimon
      @simonplimon Před 2 lety +5

      @@sp1rit86 for sure

    • @XanderGimbel
      @XanderGimbel Před 2 lety +4

      @@simonplimon no shot

    • @haleyrhoades826
      @haleyrhoades826 Před 2 lety +17

      Actually Ludwig was an English major and this is him showing his mastery of the language through intentional malapropism ❤️

    • @thoughtskink376
      @thoughtskink376 Před 2 lety

      the aus saying, jump the fence, has 2 meanings with context. It generally means cheating on your partner (jump the fence to have sex with your neighbour) But, can be used as picking the other side. so my point is it doesnt matter, you know what he meant. All sayings are made up.

  • @s0pa325
    @s0pa325 Před 2 lety +16

    the atrioc bit had me dying, probably one of my favorite episodes

  • @Bryce54
    @Bryce54 Před 2 lety +4

    It took 16 episodes for me to realize they’re not actually outside

  • @amperscore
    @amperscore Před 2 lety +4

    Love the head canon Italians communicate in hieroglyphics

  • @dynasticorb765
    @dynasticorb765 Před 2 lety +6

    Wake up, 3am, Yard episode just released, thank god I'm not French, it's a good day.

  • @eyeofsimon5142
    @eyeofsimon5142 Před 2 lety +16

    i can't be the only person who wonders every episode how many pairs of Crocs Ludwig owns

    • @suuvuu
      @suuvuu Před 2 lety +5

      Pretty sure he has a whole rainbow arrangement of them

    • @AlM22
      @AlM22 Před 2 lety +4

      Nick bought him loads of different coloured ones for his birthday a few months ago, that's why he has so many now lol

    • @eyeofsimon5142
      @eyeofsimon5142 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlM22 omg I didn't know this thank you

  • @MyNamaShoko
    @MyNamaShoko Před 2 lety +1

    5:54 I was drinking water and almost fucking waterboarded myself when Nick whispered "last name ever, first name greatest" into the mic

  • @witch7877
    @witch7877 Před 2 lety +1

    Slime rocking the Pitzmans mustard is GOLDEN

  • @alexanderjones4948
    @alexanderjones4948 Před 2 lety +3

    this is the only podcast i actively wait and look out for the next episode. it keeps me interested throughout and its funny! great job guys!!!!!!!!!!

  • @christianchambers4531
    @christianchambers4531 Před 2 lety +3

    The shameless tease of content when I will never pay for that patreon but like and commuting for the algorithm

  • @FOMO.BOYxoxo
    @FOMO.BOYxoxo Před 2 lety +4

    “Weird cultural identity about not having an identity”-Slime
    I don’t know why, but this describes U.S. so well.

  • @USBYDProductions
    @USBYDProductions Před 2 lety +4

    I just watched nick feel up a helpless gnome for over an hour..

  • @Don_Jon
    @Don_Jon Před 2 lety +1

    Moosh and Twist went to my high school! So cool to hear you guys listen to them

  • @piercehufham3088
    @piercehufham3088 Před 2 lety +34

    What a bunch of assholes making me pay for the Patreon just to find out what they were going to say, on a side note I am heavily into SSBU and you all’s podcast has got me to start playing melee. Keep up the good work and I can’t wait for next weeks episode.

    • @TotesNotIllegal
      @TotesNotIllegal Před 2 lety +26

      I know right what a scam. 5 stars

    • @chromso
      @chromso Před 2 lety +15

      another one converted. the project is working

  • @flynnjf
    @flynnjf Před 2 lety +1

    i love the pod so much!! always brightens up my thursday

  • @jayskar99
    @jayskar99 Před 2 lety +2

    Slime with hair is cursed. I dont feel like he has the power without being bald

  • @jerriath6214
    @jerriath6214 Před 2 lety +21

    Question: Do you guys use this podcast to talk about things for the first time or have you guys already talked over these topics before. In other words, is this podcast a medium for you guys to talk things out.

    • @suuvuu
      @suuvuu Před 2 lety +9

      It kinda is, they have talking points that they share, but they tend to be ambiguous to the point where they’re only one word, or only the person who wrote them would get them

    • @hugonamenlos7218
      @hugonamenlos7218 Před 2 lety +14

      I think they mentioned in an episode that they sometimes wait with a bit or a story to do it on the podcast

    • @cillyi9823
      @cillyi9823 Před rokem

      😊😮

  • @joshmike7598
    @joshmike7598 Před 2 lety +4

    Not a plumber but someone with similar bowels and similarly impressive dumps to Nicks. One thing I’ve learned from that, in relation to Slimes story about the ballpoint pen: poor warm water into the toilet, the added pressure can very often help unclog the toilet. A trick I use in hotels if I ever cause a backup and I don’t want to go through the emotional turmoil of calling the front desk to bring me a plunger

  • @Gr0g0811
    @Gr0g0811 Před 2 lety +3

    I see a lot of myself in Aimen because we both react very exuberantly when we feel like we're correct and it makes us great targets to poke fun at

  • @clutchkish
    @clutchkish Před 2 lety

    Every Thursday I come home from class, look at my phone and see a notif from the yard instantly making the day better

  • @TheHighPhilosopher
    @TheHighPhilosopher Před 2 lety +11

    Great podcast; I felt that the audio would range from super quiet to super loud, though. Might need equalizing

  • @michaelfradley6950
    @michaelfradley6950 Před rokem

    1:19:41 “Jaimen Staimen, the Tramnspo-sponder” made me laugh way more than it is any right to lol

  • @s0ydirtychai
    @s0ydirtychai Před 2 lety +8

    creepy uber driver story: i play an indie arcade game competitively, traveled to PDX for a tourney and uber driver starts asking me what i was visiting for etc. eventually he asks if i can look up the game on youtube so he can see gameplay, he hands me his phone and the last few yt searches are "how to's" for uber drivers to pick up women "discreetly". f.

  • @ohioella
    @ohioella Před 2 lety +2

    i cant believe slime & ludwig actually would have found use for the poop knife

  • @misternotlob6769
    @misternotlob6769 Před 2 lety +2

    Not sure if anyone cares, but the wooden feet that lud was talking about are called 'lasts' and they're used to make almost all handmade shoes. Although I can't be sure, most likely they had a few different styles that fit different feet rather than having personalized lasts for every customer. Making a mold of someone's foot out of wood would be incredibly difficult.

  • @GeneralAeon
    @GeneralAeon Před 2 lety +2

    Thanks for the hour and a half boys, here's for the algorithm

  • @ginopaty
    @ginopaty Před 2 lety +1

    Yo just noticed that on the Slime and Nick cam there is a dead pixel in the top left quadrant of the screen just thought y'all would wanna know! Love the podcast 🤌🏼

  • @ScuffedAnimalReviews
    @ScuffedAnimalReviews Před 2 lety +4

    I lost my wallet for a month and was convinced my friend had stolen it. He had done some scummy shit to me in the past, so I was convinced.
    I was in my earlier twenties and was depressed, working way too much. So my place was a mess. Basically lost that friend (for the better tbh). Ended up finding it the washing machine. I literally checked the back of the toilet before the washing machine.

  • @vuxigeck5281
    @vuxigeck5281 Před 2 lety +1

    Loved that Ridiculousness section. Never thought I'd hear it being mentioned on the podcast.

  • @monkeypf8669
    @monkeypf8669 Před 2 lety +3

    Ludwig Fell asleep Watch him wake up in like 10 seconds 10:49

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins Před měsícem

    Woah the episode has both a Zipper 2 and a Lexi in it
    The early crossover point

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques Před 2 lety +4

    I hate how much I actually enjoy genuinely enjoy this podcast of just. Four guys talking about shit and about their lives. I hate how funny it is. Keep at it, boys

  • @mc3d150
    @mc3d150 Před rokem

    “I haven’t lost anything in a while.” “Your mind!!!!!”

  • @MichaelBarrJr
    @MichaelBarrJr Před 2 lety +8

    slowly this podcast is getting into my top 5 weekly listen.

  • @emptywiz
    @emptywiz Před 2 lety +1

    The Fortnite Balenciaga shirt convinced me Aiden is my favourite member of the pod lmao

  • @SkateboardGee
    @SkateboardGee Před 2 lety +2

    I would’ve bought that Balenciaga shirt ironically if I weren’t poor. It’s lowkey fire

  • @Bassman06
    @Bassman06 Před 2 lety +2

    So proud of them. They finally got a code!

  • @lakai_path
    @lakai_path Před 7 měsíci

    slime w hair jump scare at the start

  • @lovyovich
    @lovyovich Před 2 lety

    LOl, really appreciating Slimes nod at 19:30 after the last episode

  • @slightly998
    @slightly998 Před 2 lety

    I’ve been waiting for this all week

  • @scrollingonthiswebsite
    @scrollingonthiswebsite Před 2 lety +1

    15:05 is so unbelievably funny

  • @capriciousstudent
    @capriciousstudent Před 2 lety

    Slime’s Sheeshman has made its way into my internal dialogue

  • @Pelmite
    @Pelmite Před 2 lety +3

    Holy shit it’s yard day my favorite holiday

  • @ekkusu9493
    @ekkusu9493 Před 2 lety +4

    I really want to know who the couple was, bet there's heaps more stories.

  • @computerbutter8124
    @computerbutter8124 Před 2 lety +2

    nick benadryl story is relatable on so many levels. I get the same thing

  • @yfkcertifieddopeness
    @yfkcertifieddopeness Před rokem

    Yooo the fact that y’all know moosh and twist is dope as hell to me 🔥

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore Před 2 lety +3

    I sympathize with aiden so much the other day I had to explain to what a sigma was and I completely blanked

  • @icepryo2932
    @icepryo2932 Před 2 lety +2

    I will now be using "goaty- throaty" in conversation

  • @Rossteoporosis
    @Rossteoporosis Před 2 lety

    Tripped me up when Ludwig called slime Anthony

  • @prg_astro
    @prg_astro Před 2 lety +4

    I wish I could DM Aiden to tell him that I liked this episode.

  • @GarretRB
    @GarretRB Před 2 lety +1

    Anybody notice how aiden drops that zipper’s name is Lexi lol at around 21:50

  • @michealpham6388
    @michealpham6388 Před 2 lety +8

    Anyone else think The Yard has the best time codes? I feel like most other podcast’s time codes are shit!

    • @suuvuu
      @suuvuu Před 2 lety +2

      Trash taste also has good timestamps, but yea

  • @blazikenblast0520
    @blazikenblast0520 Před 2 lety

    The “shooting girls” bit reminded me of when the guys from Impractical Jokers try to get you to agree with them or they get their skull bashed in

  • @LactationMan
    @LactationMan Před 2 lety +2

    is chillin the unnamed smasher?

  • @aizen1874
    @aizen1874 Před 2 lety +1

    when ludwig said "more people have the mogul moves turtleneck" around the 5:38 mark. is that the recent black one they did? also, have they released how much were made?

  • @CheesySalsa
    @CheesySalsa Před 2 lety +1

    this ep has the best opening scene

  • @juliamoine1087
    @juliamoine1087 Před 2 lety

    nick's coast vs middle america joke might be my favorite so far on the pod

  • @salabailey6348
    @salabailey6348 Před 2 lety +1

    I really want them to put the Jackie Chan in the background of the pod.

  • @jahohmann9915
    @jahohmann9915 Před 2 lety +5

    When the hell did Nick pick up the gnome???

  • @lumppump1182
    @lumppump1182 Před rokem

    slime with hair filming his friends fighting is kinda hard ngl

  • @merzbowbb
    @merzbowbb Před 2 lety +1

    No Fortnite Balenciaga will come close to the Walmart ESPORTS line

  • @rhinozz43
    @rhinozz43 Před 2 lety +5

    wtf slime had hair in the intro? i thought he was born bald, like a human embryo

  • @gibinator343
    @gibinator343 Před 2 lety +1

    You guys should end each episode with a quick Yard Reddit Recap

  • @flynnjf
    @flynnjf Před 2 lety

    well now i HAVE to go watch all of nicks old edit videos 😭 see us go is so good

  • @Anonymous-uf5pm
    @Anonymous-uf5pm Před rokem +1

    What a terrible purchase, i really hope he doesn’t make a $15,000 one!