How Many Cokes Can Nick Drink? | The Yard
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 27. 06. 2024
- It's like Supersize Me, but there's no influential movie motivating its conception. This week the boys talk about bullying seasoned rock climbers, the good ol days of YikYak, and trying to get Timothy Chalamet on the pod. (Episode 18)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:00:58 - welcome to the yard
00:01:33 - sorry to every country ever
00:03:10 - guys WHO is WENDY?
00:04:05 - big a
00:07:38 - atrioc & ludwig beef (talking about the leak)
00:13:40 - meta will take over the world
00:17:08 - epic
00:19:52 - timothée chalamet please make us custom xbox controllers
00:21:55 - rock climbing
00:27:57 - ludwig's pizza phase(?)
00:30:08 - shilling
00:33:35 - ludwig's project
00:38:50 - aiden & qtcinderella stream
00:39:31 - which room mate gives the best head?
00:42:22 - fire-fighting
00:44:00 - amino
00:45:24 - YikYak & confession pages
00:52:26 - a guy comes onto slime
00:57:16 - advice show PSA
00:58:45 - aidens high-school friend marries 'an annoying' guy
01:00:30 - ben shapiro & steven crowder
01:01:48 - will nick drink 30 cokes for alot of money?
01:07:15 - ludwig got bullied for wearing poki merch
01:08:25 - sovereign citizens
01:12:08 - mogul moves avenue, NE
01:15:14 - aiden's pilot
01:18:02 - evo
01:20:00 - HASANABI did WHAT?!
01:26:39 - thanks for watching
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My high school had an anti-bullying app where you could anonymously report people bullying each other. The app was shut down after like 2 weeks because everyone was reporting that the principal was pushing them down the atrium stairs
Do you think they ever caught him?
@badscript No, caught the principal, such a horrible crime can't go unpunished.
My school is implementing the same app and I'm expecting a plethora of reports that say things like the principal was hiding behind bathroom stall doors and scaring students coming out.
Mine had the same thing but they shut it down cause of like 4 bomb threats
â@badscriptno I think you misunderstood
Lmfaooooo when Atrioc yelled stfu... best yards moment yet. Need to have him on next ep after all this Atrioc talk.
^^^^
All guest so far are people they dont usually interact with. Atrioc is every other ludwig stream
@@account-yi2cn "all" of them being 2, it's not like it's a rule
can you put a timestamp? I missed it lol
@@Culturedtuna1 7:10
âTHIS IS FUN DIPâ deserved a much bigger laugh. Donât worry Slime, if you see this that one got me.
I donât get it
@@meatsandwitch3141 instead of climbing chalk
timestamp?
@@casuallyidiotic 27:42
@@smhuwu good one
"Fire fighting" might be one of the most stupidly funny things I've ever seen
And I want to try it
No, for me, that would be the yard podcast
Hot boxing
@@ozzc-b9891 they said that
There is 0 shot they see this, but I really want that pizza oven. No cap, I make pizzas almost every weekend and I've always wanted to get an outdoor oven lol. Get me in that raffle or charity stream.
A raffle would be illegal for them, but a charity stream could certainly work
Give this man a pizza oven STAT
vouch
When the DMs open up again. I will forward this
Get this man his fuckin oven
They should do an episode where atrioc replaces one of them but they donât acknowledge itâs someone different the entire time
the yardigan gambit
YES
Have it be Aiden or Nick, that way it's not as obvious to audio listeners that one of them is missing because those two sound super similar
@@sdhjsjana72js Slime and Lud are more distinct
On no
I gotta say I feel like us Australians are getting a great rep on this podcast. Miles is a real mirror of our nation.
Absolutely. A lot of the time when people talk about "their one friend from x country", it's not super accurate. But Miles sounds like a true reflection of the Aussie spirit.
I thought this episode would be Big A's revenge arc after all the stray bullets he takes every episode. Nope. Just another Atrioc slander episode.
69th like for me ye
Sadge maybe next time
Randomly clicked on this one and itâs right after another atrioc leakđ€Ł
Can't wait for "The Timothée Episode | The Yard #19"
I totally forgot Atrioc leaked the valkyray stuff, this man really doesnât learn
At least it was at his own expense this timeđ
"Fire fighting" could alternatively be called "hot-boxing"
Ludwig's "Taiwan" crash and burn is top 5 funniest things to happen on this podcast.
itâs really funny to see them so clearly genuinely reject ludwigs joke but ludwigs joke being so clear i love it
Slime's "This is fun dip!" joke in the climbing bit was so fucking funny
I heard it and laughed my ass off. So sad it went unnoticed by the bois
To al the people who where wondering why and if qt left TSM. I think he misspoke I think he meant to say â*he* left TSMâ because this bjergson guy is indeed no longer with TSM, but qt stil seems to be with them.
12:42 lol
For all the People that came from DarkVipers video you find it at 34:53
Thank you very much
timothee chalamet and ludwig haveing such a close follow count on twiter is the biggest reason why lud would be a b list celebrity
In 30 cans of Coke, there's around 1,170 grams of sugar. The human body can consume about 13.5 grams of sugar per lb of body weight and survive. So assuming Nick is (on the high end) 200lbs, he's only consuming 5.85 grams per lb.
So if he drank 30 cans of Coke, theoretically he'd be half way-ish to death, and it would take roughly 60 cans to kill him.
59 cans of Coke challenge time. I bet you couldn't.
bro you have no concept of weight he is nowhere near 200lbs
@@Boudreau_ idk muscle can be heavy. That's why I said on the high end. He's probably like 160-180 but I wanted to be sure.
Nick is a buck 70, 175 max. He'd be around Lud's size if he was 200 at his height.
plus 11 liters of water is a lottttt to drink and can be dangerous
The only thing I am thinking on this, is when I was at my worst with cola, I was drinking 5-10 cans of coke worth during the day without thinking. So while 30 seems like a lot, it seems completely feasible for people who drink 2-3 64oz Big Gulp type fountain sodas a day. That's only 360oz.
I'm sick and seeing the notif of a new episode just 30 minutes after rewatching an old episode made my day so much better
Bro I was literally in the middle of listening to the gummy episode when I got the notif lol
Same dude... Just finished the previous one and saw the new one up
Hope you feel better soon!
Feel better homie
@@MizukiTHPS Thank you! Means a lot.
âi donât think he has carnal desires, except for smoking meatsâ will go down as some of the greatest unintentional wordplay I have ever heard
just speedran the podcast, it's a great one guys thank you
what does that mean
@@justfrog2859 they got a pb
@@jesusz2632 Pog
Slime thinking nicks stock is going down when its only going up
> pure luck
> literally promoting the video
Seriously Ludwig, that's what u called "luck"
aiden getting mad about movie pauses on airplanes makes me cry laugh every time it comes up
This title connects with me on a personal level because there was a kid from my high school who literally drank upwards of ten dr.peppers a day. I asked him about it and he said his resting heart rate was above 120
i love you
The perfect podcast to listen to while your nail polish dries.
Only done this twice but can confirm
Very true, also playing chill games, like stardew valley/animal crossing
yeah!!!! :D
Agree!
@@abbydoesart648 personally I slay my enemies and protect my land but that might just be me
It really is interesting coming back to watch these after certain events.
I found you
Man, this Atrioc chat hits so much differently now!
58:00 Ludwig actually JUST discovered the Loop that Scar and Toph talked about years ago!! And thus the Loop learning about the Loop continues!
I really enjoy the yard content, reminds me of sitting around with friends from high school and talking shit before we all went off to college. Thanks for the content!
Nick looks like he should be answering questions on an episode of Tuesdays with Tay
I love you for that reference. I miss that shit
LIVE TUCKER REACTION
Actually got so hyped when I remembered a new episode is out today. Keep up the good work boys, easily the best podcast I've ever listened to.
its really cool to see how close you guys are, you all kinda work in sync and it makes this podcast special
Yo just gotta say nick was right when he was saying taking rejection in stride makes your success rate higher. The scenario he said (with some extra steps)is literally how I got my first girlfriend for the next 5 years.
I'm roughly the same age as these guys and them talking about Yik Yak and confession pages brought back some deep memories
Favourite episode so far! Great bits and stories!
There is a high chance that this goes unseen but at my junior prom I had 23 cans of coke, and then I had 2 more 16 oz bottles at an after party. I def think 30 is easily obtainable.
How was it
@@GarretRB could not have been a good time
@@willow990 how did he not die from caffeine overdose
The other night I dreamt Aiden was standing over me demanding I subscribe to the Patreon.. I think Aiden is my Miles Teller now.
32:40
Nick will probably never see this but the letter with individual things to everyone was me!
I hope everyone got to read their parts off stream, but I DID NOT dm tim lol. If anything, I was just happy yâall received/looked at my art
Cheers I'm sure they were good
@@natanfurman2467 thanks!
Atriocs "Shut the fuck up!" made my day
i lost it at the sloppy toppy video idea, nick being the throat goat was hilarious
"Yours is a Q and his is an R" was such a perfect metaphor, well done Slime đđ
awesome pod as always prolly my favorite ep so far
12:50 Did not age too well
43:55
I listened to this on Spotify yesterday and Iâve been waiting to see that 7 second fire fight all day
Been watching the podcast on release every week. Love it
Iâve been having a pretty downer day today and was fully prepared to go to bed feeling crappy, and then I remembered The Yard uploaded a new vid. Thanks Yâall
Itâs so strange but also very nice that theyâre able to switch it up from haha poopy fart jokes to very serious discussions about life. Great to see the boysâ range
wow great podcast fellas!
Petition to have the Yard podcast have an episode in Iowa. Its all they can do to make up for the constant bullying.
Watching this at the office, not a good idea, y'all had me crying LMAO love from đšđŽđšđŽđšđŽ
Adding my story after hearing Nick talk about the girl being âstraightâ for him, my sophomore year in high school I met a really cool girl that was gay, had a whole gf and everything, they later broke up that year and we got really close, I liked her but couldnât really mention it bc she was gay, junior year comes along and she admits she has feelings for me which really blew my mind and she told about how Iâm the only guy sheâs ever been attracted to, anyways we started dating and now we are past two years, sheâs the girl in my pfp btw :)
yo beastiality is kinda not cool (referring to your pfp)
Bro, ngl, I think you need some glasses
Bro it's a fish are you guys good
Leave the fish alone man
YOU'RE DATING BMO??
this podcast is the highlight of my Thursdays every week
I agree I'm happy everytime it pops up in my notifs
Actual Nebraskan here, its kinda fucked how easy it is to annex territory out here. Larger cities in NE do this constantly, if a town / village doesn't have a population of 10k you can legally annex their citizens & land. You could actually make a Mogul Village south of Omaha, hit a 10k population, make it a "City", then not only swing votes but just yoink territory all around as long as you stay within county lines.
Fucking imagine influencers taking counties one by one and turn the whole state any party they wanted.
2024 the Yardigans take Nebraska
Did we go a whole episode without the gang spending a whole section roasting Aiden? Is this a record?
43:01 for those of you who got to the firefighting part, went back to rewatch the opening video, here's a timestamp to take you back to where you were.
The best podcast to listen to while ignoring the college lecture or literally doing anything cause this podcast goated
feels good to be one of the big 10 baby. 10% retained audience that is. loved the story about dawson
7:14 is my favorite yard moment in recent history
revisiting older episodes. this a top 10
The thing about amino is it's literally just a dopamine rush, because if you post literally any content, and get any interaction at all you become part of the massive list of recommended people to follow every community has. so whenever a new person joins the community you just get a new follower. this only works because amino is just so tiny and dead, but the people addicted to it are hooked for ever.
DANCING with the DEVIL by IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE is everything. Holy balls. Thanks for the reminder. Damn.
Each podcast I feel worse if I ever meet Ludwig in real life lmfao. I just wanna say keep doing charity streams and hope he loves his cats.
feel bad for audio listeners who dont get the transition of nick's "yeah, yeah. 100% yeah." to lud's eyebrows sky high at 1:04:43, it's too good
I think this is my fav episode to date đđœđđœđđœ
I love Thursdays now because I can come home from work and kick back with the boys of the yard
Nick naming Immortal Technique instantly made me like him 10 fold more
Yo amazing podcast keep doing yer stuff and i might have to listen to this so i can sleep at night and as atrioc would say "well that would be cool"
After watching the QT stream, the setup for Lud saying sloppy toppy in the youtube voice had amazing payoff.
Hi there! Iâm Brooklyn.
I have learning disabilities and cannot understand tone, but if Slime was being genuine about the pizza oven, is there a chance that I could have it? I could pick it up, or pay for shipping. I live in LA area so it wouldnât be hard for either party I donât think.
I want the pizza oven for my dad. My dad loves to make pizza and he makes handmade pizza dough and sauce and gets all these wonderful toppings and makes pizzas for our neighbourhood every Sunday. Heâs done this for years and is very good at it but he has a really terrible makeshift pizza oven and so I think a good pizza oven would make him very happy and could help him a lot with making the pizzas quicker.
If that part of the podcast was a joke, I am very sorry writing this then. I did not realize.
Thank you so much and have a wonderful rest of your day/night âșïž
Vouch for this guy just because
I agree this guy has my voucher
Vouch
vouch
Vouch
As an Iowan, it's so boring that people from Iowa get unreasonably excited when someone mentions Iowa.
I appreciate all the hip hop references from Nick, keep it up
I think that was the most crass transition into coinbase I've seen XD
56:40 I know nick got roasted for this but fr this is how I started dating my now wife đ she shot me down on a dating app cuz my game is weak, I just was like "Alright no problem, here's my number if you change your mind" and she was floored that I didn't turn into a total asshole. Couple days later she hit me up.
Not saying you should try to hang around somebody hoping they come around, but especially with online dating if you just roll with the rejection you'll definitely end up impressing somebody
liked right at the start cause i have faith in yall
this is the best ep yet, so many instant classic fucking moments
Didn't expect this ep to open with the boys talking about Programme Skate and Sound
immortal technique bit is so good
Damn, i used to use amino like 5 years ago and stopped using it around 2018, never thought I'd ever hear about it again, from the yard of all places
Slime's valley girl character is golden. The Obama line got me so good
I 100% agree with Slimes description of original content, and I think Jerma is a great example of it. Ludwig just doesnât wanna admit it. Meta youtuber mentality
"Drawing for first seed" is by far the greatest no pun intended moment and I'm so sad they didnt catch it
40:30 for those interested
banger ep good shit
Absolutely fantastic title and thumbnail to whoever did that.
Recently found out who Cavetown was, and now everytime I listen to them. I just think about Nick bc I think they look alike lmao
As someone that was born and raised in Vegas the take on the Vegas girls and boys are extremely accurate
less than a minute in and luds ankle is VIOLENTLY swollen
Love the stargate reference lud.
Slimes fundip line with the chalk bag wasnt appreciated enough
34:55
Bro that CZcams video of Nick drinking 30 Cokes đđđđ I'm hyped up.
i lov the yard
Best episode
When that one guy in the comments said âfirstâ I felt that
Ah yes, the 52 states and 94 countries
Audio listeners be like âseen itâ
I liked this episode specifically for slimeâs vegas girl impression. I laughed so hard. I would pay him to go to vegas with me and do that the whole time.
The terminal is basically a movie about what happens when your passport gets nullified in an airport
Ludwigs crocs make it look like heâs wearing a house arrest anklet đ€·ââïž