Triangle Butt Intervention | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 32

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 16. 06. 2024
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    WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This ep Chrissy is broadcasting from his NEW HOUSE AKA CHAOS MANOR! Do you think Chris is gonna make a good homeowner? How long till Vinny throws Chris out of the house.....ALSO Vinny thinks she's pregnant again. CHAOS!!!! Chris also realizes he hasn't paid taxes in 2 years. Shout out Ti Ti Jerry! Chris plans on being thrown out of the house. What does a new homeowner need to know? Vinny admits she laughs at Chris' butt. Chris learns he has a triangle butt. How will Chrissy reach his dream butt? Chris talks about the new Spike Lee 9/11 doc series. How often does life change and never change back? All humans are addicts. Is being a human just an exercise in managing addictions? Shout out HOMELESSPIMP'S beard! Kanye made a movie?! Is Ti Ti gonna spend her birthday in Florida with the Chaos crew? Her parole officer will let us know ASAP!
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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  Pƙed 2 lety +76

    BABES! ME AND PIMP ARE COMING TO YOUR CITY!
    CHRISDCOMEDY.COM

    • @eden2esthar
      @eden2esthar Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Come to Houston Texas I'm friggin losing my mind trying to find an abortion clinic I need some comedy in my life
      Shot out Tom Brady

    • @kerrymoran6466
      @kerrymoran6466 Pƙed 2 lety

      See you in Baltimore

    • @joeldoherty2166
      @joeldoherty2166 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      When are you coming to the UK Chris??

    • @rosiemoore2285
      @rosiemoore2285 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      No you're not

    • @skourtistg
      @skourtistg Pƙed 2 lety

      Why did you cancel your Portland, Oregon show?

  • @polabearz101
    @polabearz101 Pƙed 2 lety +97

    “What do you consider a smoke show?”-Vin
    “Double amputee”Chris
    I spit out my drink😭😂

  • @Stephie7nb
    @Stephie7nb Pƙed 2 lety +149

    Vinny’s laugh at Chrissy’s triangular ass is literally life! đŸ€Ł I need more of Vinny in the chaos!!

    • @maynardtrendle820
      @maynardtrendle820 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      You're not nice. This was clearly a pretty devastating thing to Chris, and Vinny should truly be ashamed of herself. Not kidding. I thought it was incredibly mean, and he tried his best to move away from it. He does everything for his family as far as I can tell, so maybe she should consider this next time before hurting someone she loves for an easy laugh. This concludes my CZcams comments section lecture on morality. Thank you🐱

    • @tamarahuddleston7292
      @tamarahuddleston7292 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      Lord he jokes about fucking other women and she makes a joke about his ass (which was funny bcuz it was SO true) there was nothing wrong with her fucking with him.. Who cares... Everyone wants to be offended

    • @00Indeedibly00
      @00Indeedibly00 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@tamarahuddleston7292 Not just that, but he's mentioned her weight too lol Like they just move past it

    • @MoAli-wm4of
      @MoAli-wm4of Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@tamarahuddleston7292 lol 
 it was ‘clearly a pretty devastating thing to Chris’ 
 I don’t think she understands that this is a comedy podcast 

      These are joke, they just happen to be a couple, they’ve had kids together 
 rest assured they’ve been thru ups and downs during the course of brining kids into the world together 
 YOU (the OP) are the only one that’s actually offended here 
 take a step back, take a breath and then have a little laugh the next time you feel like you should be offended 
 lollllll

    • @malcolmshane3039
      @malcolmshane3039 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Uhhh how much does she contribute to the savings account?

  • @Listarded
    @Listarded Pƙed 2 lety +157

    Chrissy doing the episode in front of his new pool is low key a big flex. Hope Delilah thinks you’re better than Whitney now

    • @uwotm
      @uwotm Pƙed 2 lety

      Did chrissy get the pool from tim dillon though?

    • @onemanriot100
      @onemanriot100 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@uwotm Chrissy won't be on Whitney's level until he dyes his hair.

    • @DD-er6lv
      @DD-er6lv Pƙed rokem

      *in ground pool lol

  • @Simmerz
    @Simmerz Pƙed 2 lety +172

    This episode is one for the books... seeing Chrissy D realize he hasn't paid his taxes has me rolling in laughter! Guess it's time for me to join the patreon and do my part for the Christians!

  • @Aaronlovesmusic970
    @Aaronlovesmusic970 Pƙed 2 lety +254

    Vinny needs her own Podcast where she just rips into Chris every Friday for the things he did during the week 😂😂

  • @jessicahale5793
    @jessicahale5793 Pƙed 2 lety +74

    I vote for doing the pod from a different room in the house every week, what’s more chaos than that? Congrats on the house & new babiii

    • @MoAli-wm4of
      @MoAli-wm4of Pƙed 2 lety

      I’m waiting for the bathroom ep 


  • @brookef217
    @brookef217 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Pimp’s laugh followed by his “oh my god” is one of my favorite sounds these days

  • @earlymorningpodcast
    @earlymorningpodcast Pƙed 2 lety +48

    Vinny cackling and roasting Chris’ ass while he breaks apart internally in that therapist chair is beautiful and it’s just what it is!

  • @aaronalbertson8670
    @aaronalbertson8670 Pƙed 2 lety +70

    If you don't think Vinny and Chris together make podcast gold, you got another thing coming'! When they're both together on the podcast it's always got something extra that I love listening to

  • @lisataylor1232
    @lisataylor1232 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Chris: Makes a weight joke about Vin....immediately regrets it....follows it up with "You wanna get sushi tonight?" Nice recovery!

  • @dynglebarry734
    @dynglebarry734 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    Do an episode IN the pool. Big inflatable recliner floaty, Hawaiian shirt, cocktail in hand.

    • @omarluyando9353
      @omarluyando9353 Pƙed 2 lety

      Not trying to cause a divide here buuuuut yanni klonnies already does that with squeaky clean. We don’t want the crazies to start a fake pool beef between the hyenas

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Pƙed rokem

      This Summer!

  • @jamhorne
    @jamhorne Pƙed 2 lety +26

    I grew up in a house of 4 girls, my mom and my dad. Get ready to synchronized Chaos 😂

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Pƙed rokem +1

      Crazy right? I grew up the opposite in a boys house, 3! But I saw the damage girls did going over my friends or cousins. Animals 😂

    • @jamhorne
      @jamhorne Pƙed rokem

      @@samanthab1923 😂😂😂😂

  • @ronaldfish7917
    @ronaldfish7917 Pƙed 2 lety +29

    Seems like a prime space for chaos. Squirrel fights. A car or person could crash through the fence at any time. If there’s an alien invasion there would be great reactions. And seems like a great spot for pimps bachelor party.

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Pƙed 2 lety +42

    Make no mistake, that pool will be used 3 months out of the year MAXIMUM!

  • @TreeBee555
    @TreeBee555 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    The triangle is the favorite shape of many people. Don’t be discouraged, CC. You are supporting HOW MANY people?! You are entertaining HOW MANY people?! A REAL man can have ANY shape ass. YAAAAAS!

  • @arika3372
    @arika3372 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Dude, Vinnie puts up with so much of your shit 😂 she's amazing and STUNNING, and your babies Mama, be nice!

  • @TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother

    Hahaha I am dying listening to Vin laugh about your ass Chrissy. Holy shit.

  • @konkelkent
    @konkelkent Pƙed 2 lety +2

    We need more Vinny on the show man, its so wholesome and fun back and forth tbh, embrace the Chaos.

  • @ashleyrosone7828
    @ashleyrosone7828 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    I can't wait for them to meet their neighbors so that Chris can be a contestant on Backyard Bar Wars next season honestly.

  • @jayjason2517
    @jayjason2517 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Vinny & Homeless Pimp laughing at Chris' ass was gold. lol.

  • @brandonkatona7734
    @brandonkatona7734 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Vinny laughing uncontrollably at Chrissy's ass was so genuinely heart warming and hilarious!

  • @Jhc573
    @Jhc573 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    This podcast is single handedly keeping me hanging on by a thread. Please don't ever stop.

  • @Apoplectic_Spock
    @Apoplectic_Spock Pƙed 2 lety +42

    37:10 Another glitch in the Matrix. Two squirrels chasing each other loops three times and then they both literally disappear on the final loop... all while Chris is sitting there NOT looping. Freaky af!

    • @Samuel-qn5yd
      @Samuel-qn5yd Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Homeless pimp with the sfx

    • @yaaaymisa
      @yaaaymisa Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Wtf tho..

    • @DoughBoy45
      @DoughBoy45 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@yaaaymisa it’s special effects 😂 they did that on purpose

    • @yaaaymisa
      @yaaaymisa Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@DoughBoy45 okay good because my tiny squirrel brain couldn't handle that lol

    • @Byrd819
      @Byrd819 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I legit slowed that down and was like WTF? Pimp for the win.

  • @joannieserrano3884
    @joannieserrano3884 Pƙed 2 lety +34

    Vinnie’s laugh at 15:50 would be my ring tone if it was an option, infectious AF!!!

    • @amanisu2523
      @amanisu2523 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Yess obsessed with her laugh

    • @leonardorodriguez9919
      @leonardorodriguez9919 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Just with that laugh I know she's a smoke show

    • @JesPulido
      @JesPulido Pƙed 2 lety +1

      The way he got quiet when she talked about his ass. Lmfao!

  • @MSpight
    @MSpight Pƙed 2 lety +24

    Wait till he realizes how much work it is to maintain a pool every day.

  • @chrisgates5739
    @chrisgates5739 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Love it. Off cam Vin talking is genius 👏. Keep it up chrissy

  • @battyb3080
    @battyb3080 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    Hell yeah Chrissy ingrounds🧜

  • @cmt1633
    @cmt1633 Pƙed 2 lety +22

    Vinny laughing hysterically at Chris's ass while we, the gays, foam at the mouth over them cakes 😍

  • @assmuncher3894
    @assmuncher3894 Pƙed 2 lety +30

    Technically thats OUR house, the viewers. I used the "CODE" Chaos many times so i guess i bought that house, really. Ill slide through when i wanna go for a swim

  • @glamgina
    @glamgina Pƙed 2 lety +7

    We need Vin to be a permanent co host đŸ‘đŸŒ

  • @maceroee
    @maceroee Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Congrats to the family on the new home. So proud of you and happy that your family will grow up in a happy home.

  • @ayydubs987
    @ayydubs987 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    i love how much you make vin laugh! it's so cute & infectious. congrats on the new house babes!! i hope you & your family are very happy there 💓💓

  • @mikeputzu7329
    @mikeputzu7329 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    CHRISSY CRIBS! Congrats bud we love you!

  • @jacsprat00
    @jacsprat00 Pƙed 2 lety

    When Vinn said TRIANGLE ASS
 I fuckin’ fell out! 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kristinarodriguez5652
    @kristinarodriguez5652 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    lmao i’m CRYING at vinnys laugh 😭😂 get chrissy on the peloton!!!

  • @taylorwarner6126
    @taylorwarner6126 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    PLEASE! I NEED MORE TI TI JERRY! I'm begging you

  • @anthonyoreillyjr
    @anthonyoreillyjr Pƙed 2 lety

    Chrissy Taxes, Chrissy Triangles is back with another banger! Love from Dublin, Ireland!

  • @lopezaldana7
    @lopezaldana7 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    43:20 I laughed and then immediately ran for cover! You’re living on the edge Chrissy yass!!!!

  • @johndoe-lw1xo
    @johndoe-lw1xo Pƙed 2 lety +9

    Chris Distefano and Tim Dillon are slowly switching bodies.

  • @zen_nabu
    @zen_nabu Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Every episode feels like an intervention. Lol

  • @wayneswirl
    @wayneswirl Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Need to get Chris on BackYard Bar Wars and spice up that pool with an epic feature

  • @chrissweet6369
    @chrissweet6369 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Chrissy come ups! Congrats on the new crib!

  • @gordonfreeman1700
    @gordonfreeman1700 Pƙed 2 lety +10

    Congrats on Everything Chrissy! Love this Man!

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Love ya babe!!!

    • @isthisPG
      @isthisPG Pƙed 2 lety

      @@chrisdcomedy what part of Long Island is the new crib in? Just don't say Nassau county 😯

    • @daniiii0825
      @daniiii0825 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@isthisPG he said he’s moving to Staten Island for the past month


  • @taylor6744
    @taylor6744 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Vinny’s laugh is legit my favorite part of this episode😂😂😂

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf4380 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Yayyy you all are in a beautiful spot!!! Congratulations on your NEW HOME!!! WHOOP WHOOP 🙌

  • @jordendowning9678
    @jordendowning9678 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Chrissy Podcasts back again. Best there is

  • @andisilverman7433
    @andisilverman7433 Pƙed 2 lety

    Soooooo happy you got a house !!!!!! You and Vinny deserve it so much
    You are one of the funniest there is ! And love homeless pimp , his laugh is the best !

  • @King1Tsubasa3Apollo8
    @King1Tsubasa3Apollo8 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I couldn't be happier this dude is getting these sponsorship

  • @madelinegills
    @madelinegills Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Chrissy loving him stepson so dearly makes my heart so happy he spent so much effort trying to just make him smile 💗💗💗💗

  • @josephe6189
    @josephe6189 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    i gotta thank my dad for teaching me how to do everything around the house, good luck chrissy!

  • @myrandaj9974
    @myrandaj9974 Pƙed 2 lety

    I need Vin to sit in on camera for a full ep. She is so funny and had me cracking up on this pod.

  • @Daleetid
    @Daleetid Pƙed 2 lety +1

    “Balls first” not even a minute in and I’m dying

  • @sergiocutlip2929
    @sergiocutlip2929 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I’m happy you have a nice home Chrissy! Love you babe!!!

  • @benjimann24
    @benjimann24 Pƙed 2 lety +20

    Chrissy D and Theo von are the only comedians with a podcast that make their in video sponsor clips just as hilarious as the podcast. If only all commercials were made by these two beautiful men.

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 Pƙed 2 lety +14

    Should we tell him there's taxes on the house too?

  • @samanthab1923
    @samanthab1923 Pƙed rokem

    This is the perfect life for an only child. Big house full of people, bunch of kids. Lots of laughs. Chrissy Contentment 😂

  • @jordancirincione3472
    @jordancirincione3472 Pƙed 2 lety

    these podcasts are the only thing getting me through the semester

  • @ElisabethKanyer
    @ElisabethKanyer Pƙed 2 lety

    Love your trees!!! Yay!

  • @leovirgocusp
    @leovirgocusp Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

    Holy shit this eppy weppy is so SO off the rails 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love it so much this is amazing

  • @lmq2443
    @lmq2443 Pƙed 2 lety

    Vinny cracking up is hilarious đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @tiffanygaeta8133
    @tiffanygaeta8133 Pƙed 2 lety

    Omfg, Vin had me dying!!

  • @asskiss9124
    @asskiss9124 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Dear God!! I love the good vibes. And Vinny could be pregos. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. It goes down at Chrissy Chaos/ Pimppy!!

  • @rileygardner2512
    @rileygardner2512 Pƙed 2 lety

    When Vinnie said “you need to stop” Chrissy knew it was time to pump the breaks đŸ€Ł

  • @chelsonator420
    @chelsonator420 Pƙed 2 lety

    "This has been hey babe" đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @elishiamarocco7534
    @elishiamarocco7534 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I need that Hey Babe shirt!

  • @botmon.
    @botmon. Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Glad to see the come up baby

  • @silviabez6157
    @silviabez6157 Pƙed 2 lety

    đŸ€ŁđŸ˜­ Vinny's laugh when she talked about Chrissy's ass đŸ€Ł I lost it

  • @originalgezus215
    @originalgezus215 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Congrats on the house! You should definitely try a couple different spots in the new place to see what fits for the new studio. I think the garage would be perfect especially if you decorate the background

  • @justwatchin4545
    @justwatchin4545 Pƙed 2 lety

    Congrats on the house! So happy for your family.

  • @Anthony-iu6xr
    @Anthony-iu6xr Pƙed 2 lety

    Chris was thinking of the bomb named “fat boy” when he asked Vin about getting sushi and thinking of Japan 😂

  • @danksidoodles
    @danksidoodles Pƙed 2 lety

    The BODY SHAMING episode. đŸ”„

  • @SPS
    @SPS Pƙed 2 lety

    Just had to point the corner of that pillow at me đŸ€­

  • @EthanKleinScat
    @EthanKleinScat Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Congrats on the new house Chris and vinny!

  • @cravedduzitbiq
    @cravedduzitbiq Pƙed 2 lety +1

    this is the most chaotic first 6 minutes of any YT video, EVER

  • @MalisDaddy
    @MalisDaddy Pƙed 2 lety

    My morning's starting off Chaotic AF.

  • @markjohnson-rz2sc
    @markjohnson-rz2sc Pƙed 2 lety

    I was waiting for Chris and santino. Bought tickets. Boom. Chaos.

  • @miguelvillaruel7667
    @miguelvillaruel7667 Pƙed 2 lety

    I love the house great 👍we love it

  • @Angellaye
    @Angellaye Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I’m so happy for you omg !

  • @Lukepfeifferrulzice
    @Lukepfeifferrulzice Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Chrissy’s in the doghouse for this one
 Vin’s NOT happy 😂

  • @taylorwarner6126
    @taylorwarner6126 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    THE PEOPLE DEMAND MORE TI TI JERRY!!

  • @bryanhoover289
    @bryanhoover289 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    If Chrissy goes to the big house for tax evasion him and pimp should do a Chris and eddy show from the prison showers. 🚿 đŸ§Œ

  • @deeeee3685
    @deeeee3685 Pƙed 2 lety

    Stripping Chrissy đŸ€‘đŸ€‘ 😂😂😂😂😂 almost threw a 20$ at my phone lol

  • @JT31ALLDAY
    @JT31ALLDAY Pƙed 2 lety

    "THIS HAS BEEN HEY BABE" LMAO

  • @kingbenjamin92
    @kingbenjamin92 Pƙed 2 lety

    Vinny is ripping Chrissy a new one, which she says he obviously needs đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @jenn580
    @jenn580 Pƙed 2 lety

    House tour needed!

  • @jakegill5740
    @jakegill5740 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Crissy.. screams for 2 mins straight... so this is the sunroom.... hahahhaha đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

  • @Mark-Joyce
    @Mark-Joyce Pƙed 2 lety

    Chrissy Cash! Congrats on the new house Chris + shout-out your resident right hand man PIMPY!

  • @tachibanamei6647
    @tachibanamei6647 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    As someone who is an addict, very eye-opening thank you

  • @pablov4892
    @pablov4892 Pƙed 2 lety

    This has been hey babe đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @botmon.
    @botmon. Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The yeeeeks😂😂

  • @garciagus53
    @garciagus53 Pƙed 2 lety

    Chrissy needs to work on that pullout game bruh😂

  • @crisv8253
    @crisv8253 Pƙed 2 lety

    This hello fresh ad read 😂

  • @deluxe4116
    @deluxe4116 Pƙed 2 lety

    In the living room with everyone around!

  • @5cent27
    @5cent27 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Weighted lunges on the Smith machine. You’ll be Chrissy Butt Cheeks in no time.

  • @AnthonyMichaelMunoz
    @AnthonyMichaelMunoz Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Sick title pimp!!!

  • @aptkeyboard3173
    @aptkeyboard3173 Pƙed 2 lety

    This is so much more dignified than that closet y’all were living in before. Congrats đŸŸ

  • @covidkiller420
    @covidkiller420 Pƙed 2 lety

    i love this show haha

  • @johnmacy3607
    @johnmacy3607 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I would laugh so hard if Chris threw her out lmao

  • @TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother

    Love your shoes by the way. Chrissy Kicks