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Did Chris Get ASSAULTED In a SAUNA?! w/ Gorilla Nems | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 174
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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident
12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe
26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh
32:41 VOICEMAIL
42:15 Nems is Outside
46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident
53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna
1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths
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Is Jimmy Kimmel Looking Forward To The Election Cycle?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 173
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #standupcomedy #funny #podcastclips #lol TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza 12:45 Chrissy the German 16:35 Tits on a Man 20:49 Doing Drugs Broh 31:10 Late Night vs Radio 39:45 All About the Mets 43:00 VOICEMAILS! 44:50 Election Year Baby 54:38 Left Handed Brohs 57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It! 1:07:10 Kimmel Advice Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it...
The TRUTH about Louis XVI - THE LAST KING OF FRANCE - Christories | History Lessons - ep 32
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This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE LAST KING OF FRANCE!!! 🙌 🙆🏼‍♂️ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES OR MAYBE WE MISSED SOME COOL THINGS!! 🙌 🙌SUPPORT THE SHOW, SUPPORT THE SPONSORS! 👉 zbiotics.com/pages/am-christories CODE: CHRISTORIES get 15% off your order! #ChrisDistefano #history #Podcast #comedy Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells ...
Andrew Santino and Chris Distefano best of
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Hey Babes here’s a fun compilation of moments with the beautiful Andrew Santino. Let me know in the comments if you’re liking these weekly uploads. Upcoming Tour Dates with Sam Morril and Nimesh Patel June 22 - Atlantic City w/ Sam Morril only July 27 - Hammond IN Aug 10 - Prior Lake MN Sep 13 - Niagara Falls Ontario Ticky Wickys available at chrisdcomedy.com/tickets 😘😘😘
Why Did Jaz WALK OUT on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:40 Jaz is Here!! 06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF 09:45 Distefano Family Cruise 17:53 The King of Queens 27:30 Weak and Gay 31:50 Kumail Nanjiani 35:59 Ahuasca 47:45 Chrissy Good Father 56:10 Talkin Recent Guests 1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig 1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS 1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy 1:38:14 Distefano Family...
Navy Seal Kidnapped By Al Qaeda
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Come see me live June 2 - Amsterdam June 3 - Belfast June 4 - Liverpool June 5 - Glasgow June 6 - Birmingham June 7 - London June 22 - Atlantic City July 27 - Hammond Indiana Aug 10 - Prior Lake MN Sep 13 - Niagara Falls Ontario Tickets are available at chrisdcomedy.com/tickets
Kat Timpf Tells Chris What Jan. 6 Was REALLY About! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 171
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 3:34 Having Babies 8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh 12:48 Drafting the American Civil War 20:34 FOX NEWS 24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag 29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH 37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers 50:51 Nas 54:45 Kat’s Boobs 58:49 VOICEMAILS Support Our Sponsors!!! Better Help BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your firs...
London Confuses Me
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Chris Distefano on London. Hey Babes, I’ll be in Europe June 2nd- 7th I’ll be there. Tickets are available at chrisdcomedy.com/tickets
The TRUTH about the JFK ASSASSINATION - Christories | History Lessons - ep 31
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This week on Christories, we're talking about the JFK ASSASSINATION!!! 🙌 The assassination of President John F. Kennedy happened on November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas. He was in Texas campaigning for a second term and went on a little car ride with the governor and his wifey Jackie- O. He was riding in an open-top convertible through Dealey Plaza, Kennedy was shot by a sniper. He was pronounce...
Bombing on Morning TV Best Of Chris Distefano
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Hey Babes here’s a compilation of my best morning TV bombs. If you want to see me perform live all my dates are on my site chrisdcomedy.com
Why Do Hasan Piker and Chris Have 9/11 In Common? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 170
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy #comedian TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 05:33 The Young Turk 11:01 Hasan is JACKED Broh 19:50 Islam is the Answer for Chris 22:54 Bradley Martyn is Turning the Kids Gay!!! 28:30 Hasan calls out Schulz 29:34 Producer John kills himself. 33:17 Chris wants to dress like Hasan 42:44 POLITICS Babe 48:48 Dealing with Internet Hate 52:00 Kirk...
Chris Distefano Crowd Work Comedy in New York City
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Chris Distefano Crowd Work Comedy in New York City
Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 169
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Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 169
The TRUTH about The Great Depression - Christories | History Lessons - ep 30
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The TRUTH about The Great Depression - Christories | History Lessons - ep 30
Kill Tony Best Of Chris Distefano
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Kill Tony Best Of Chris Distefano
Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 168
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Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 168
Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167
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Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167
The TRUTH about The Korean War - Christories | History Lessons - ep 29
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The TRUTH about The Korean War - Christories | History Lessons - ep 29
Sexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \\ Ep 166
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Sexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \\ Ep 166
The Eclipse Boys Look at Bootys | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon |Ep 165
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The Eclipse Boys Look at Bootys | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon |Ep 165
Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164
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Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164
It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163
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It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163
Chrissy Can't Stop Taking Eddys and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162
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Chrissy Can't Stop Taking Eddys and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162
Rosebud Baker Auditions Chris for Season 50 SNL HOST!! | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 161
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Rosebud Baker Auditions Chris for Season 50 SNL HOST!! | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 161
Chris and Eddy Show Vol. 5 | Jake Paul v Mike Tyson, Matt Rife v Satire, Mike's Baby Names | Ep. 160
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Chris and Eddy Show Vol. 5 | Jake Paul v Mike Tyson, Matt Rife v Satire, Mike's Baby Names | Ep. 160
Is P Diddy Going to Jail For Life, Justice for Meek, & Wonka Experience | Ep 159 | Chris Distefano
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Is P Diddy Going to Jail For Life, Justice for Meek, & Wonka Experience | Ep 159 | Chris Distefano
Shane Gillis Hosting SNL, Radio City with Matt Rife and Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos |Ep. 158
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Shane Gillis Hosting SNL, Radio City with Matt Rife and Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos |Ep. 158
John Leguazamo Rides The Subway, Is Jihadi John a Dad?, Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 157
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John Leguazamo Rides The Subway, Is Jihadi John a Dad?, Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 157
Richard Jefferson Says The Knicks Are CLOSE To A Championship | Chris Distefano Mike Cannon| Ep. 156
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Richard Jefferson Says The Knicks Are CLOSE To A Championship | Chris Distefano Mike Cannon| Ep. 156
John's Baby Shower, Mean YouTube Comments & Parent of the Week | Chris Distefano &Mike Cannon|Ep 155
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John's Baby Shower, Mean CZcams Comments & Parent of the Week | Chris Distefano &Mike Cannon|Ep 155

Komentáře

  • @stephaniegal385
    @stephaniegal385 Před 8 minutami

    I love christories. More please!

  • @HBZ
    @HBZ Před 9 minutami

    Getting mad about the locksmith opening the door with a piece of cardboard is akin to getting mad at the mechanic for doing your oil change quickly. You're not paying him for the service, you're paying him for the years of experience he has to be able to open a door with cardboard in 30 seconds. The amount of people who don't understand shit like that drives me up a wall. Jazz is 1000000% in the wrong and is cheap as fuck.

  • @TrashParadiseKing
    @TrashParadiseKing Před 13 minutami

    Why are ppl saying taste buds and hey babe is done?!!!???!?!?????!??

  • @pinkyspiderr
    @pinkyspiderr Před 20 minutami

    "you typed that in google and thats what came up?...I'm sure some otha shit came up too" 3:45 in lmao

  • @kraytard
    @kraytard Před 20 minutami

    Don't ever disrespect me lookin like Mero ate The Kid Mero

  • @WhyYouMadd40
    @WhyYouMadd40 Před 43 minutami

    😂😂😂

  • @3Tacos1coke
    @3Tacos1coke Před 45 minutami

    Bring back the pimp for one last episode!!!

  • @scatpackkeezy9117
    @scatpackkeezy9117 Před 47 minutami

    The off camera fake laughing was unbearable

  • @heretolaugh8404
    @heretolaugh8404 Před 49 minutami

    Jazzy Vin is toooo hot for the chaos. I ❤ the curly hair

  • @jaredtrujillo7789
    @jaredtrujillo7789 Před 51 minutou

    God I hate Mike

  • @doorguru168888
    @doorguru168888 Před 55 minutami

    All rounds Or fragments of rounds discovered in the limousine could be traced back to the Carcano rifle, which had Lee Harvey Oswald's fingerprints on it. Three shots fired . All spent cartridges found on the 6th floor. No other rounds were found In the limousine from the supposedly other gunmen . Others have duplicated the three shots from the 6th floor depository and did it well within the time even quicker. Oswald started working at the depository weeks before the parade route was even known . The same rifle he used to try to shoot general Walker on an earlier date. No doubt that he shot Officer Trippett while trying to get away. Lee Harvey Oswald was a loser that no one would be involved with in such a conspiracy. Lee Harvey Oswald was flat broke. Does that sound like he was working for the CIA ? He didn't even own a car and had to buy his own rifle ! The proven facts go on and on.

  • @AdamJC88Zeitgeist
    @AdamJC88Zeitgeist Před hodinou

    Hasan is gross.

  • @elijahwilson1360
    @elijahwilson1360 Před hodinou

    If you go by myself 😂

  • @amandacastellano6614
    @amandacastellano6614 Před hodinou

    Episode came full circle. Mentions Sunset Park, ends with Lola Montez who is buried in Greenwood Cemetery in Sunset Park.

  • @AdamJC88Zeitgeist
    @AdamJC88Zeitgeist Před hodinou

    So you're just having fake, gross, unfunny maggots on your podcast now? Is that the point of your pod?

  • @JLR489
    @JLR489 Před hodinou

    Hey guys, please stop shoving the two dicks behind the camera down our throats lmao does anyone really care about them? Homeless Pimp, that was a real connection. These new dudes, just being forced on us.

  • @fredychicano654
    @fredychicano654 Před hodinou

    Funny Stuff

  • @renevillatoro2707
    @renevillatoro2707 Před hodinou

    it was called the flying eggplant.... NEMS "AAAYYYOOO" lmfaooo

  • @renevillatoro2707
    @renevillatoro2707 Před 2 hodinami

    Nems that dude

  • @Pokyphantom1
    @Pokyphantom1 Před 2 hodinami

    Don’t ever disrespect me with them husky ass legs ya heard.

  • @tanklin4015
    @tanklin4015 Před 2 hodinami

    JAZZZZ😍😍😍😍

  • @chrism1692
    @chrism1692 Před 2 hodinami

    Why is jazz playing tic tac toe by herself @ the table just to be in shot lol

  • @tanklin4015
    @tanklin4015 Před 2 hodinami

    AYYYY YOOO ! LMFAO

  • @tanklin4015
    @tanklin4015 Před 2 hodinami

    LETS GOOOOO

  • @michaelm5601
    @michaelm5601 Před 2 hodinami

    I definitely have a man crush on Chris.

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Před 3 hodinami

    Marriage has never been about love

  • @zacp19
    @zacp19 Před 3 hodinami

    Love that you're chatting cricket lads!! Australia beat India in the Cricket World cup final infront of 130K people in India last year 💚💛

  • @tannerbroyles
    @tannerbroyles Před 3 hodinami

    Trump 2024 babe!!! 🇺🇸

  • @jssytvrs
    @jssytvrs Před 3 hodinami

    Don't ever disrespect me by showing me gorilla nemz the first time and bringing him back

  • @elanlu89
    @elanlu89 Před 3 hodinami

    Chrissy hot pants

  • @billyray2885
    @billyray2885 Před 3 hodinami

    Ugg. Mike Cannon. Things were good while that unfunny pod-killer was gone!

    • @RoguePlanetSounds
      @RoguePlanetSounds Před 3 hodinami

      Yeah, the dude literally adds nothing to this show and isn't funny in the slightest.

  • @TonyMarselle
    @TonyMarselle Před 3 hodinami

    Dont you eva disrespect me. Talking about there being as much evidence for jesus as alexander the great.

  • @ThizzMarley
    @ThizzMarley Před 3 hodinami

    thank god a great guest

  • @meghanxox
    @meghanxox Před 4 hodinami

    So glad Mike’s okay, scary.. and I’m happy to see him back on the pod❤

  • @DancerForLife0901
    @DancerForLife0901 Před 4 hodinami

    Lamb Fagot is literally just like newborn lamb lol its actually gross because its so fatty

  • @Betty-Boop809
    @Betty-Boop809 Před 4 hodinami

    I’m a Phillies fan and that London series was fantastic.

  • @Shelby-eo3dz
    @Shelby-eo3dz Před 4 hodinami

    Someone fill me in on what’s going on with hey babe and tastebuds

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Před 4 hodinami

    Just put the producer on screen,we hear him every episode.

  • @lotevalencia
    @lotevalencia Před 4 hodinami

    John the father don't ever disrespect the podcast by coming on showing those thunder thighs like your lizzo's little sister you heard😂

  • @tennillepatterson5500
    @tennillepatterson5500 Před 4 hodinami

    Jazz is so beautiful. Just sayin

  • @deranged_nubreed
    @deranged_nubreed Před 4 hodinami

    Fyl Bing bong we needed this 💯

  • @HairyButt
    @HairyButt Před 4 hodinami

    Get rid of Mike

  • @jacktomala4561
    @jacktomala4561 Před 4 hodinami

    Chrissy should have started a new podcast with his friend. Don’t think he’s funny talks like he’s always explaining things.

  • @benjaminireland8400
    @benjaminireland8400 Před 4 hodinami

    HOW AM I JUST FINDING THESE QUARANTITTIES VIDS NOW?!?! I LOVE CHRIS WITH HIM FAM. ON A BINGE RN SUMMER 24 OF CHRISSY N JAZ N FAM

  • @DTTWOPP
    @DTTWOPP Před 4 hodinami

    Chrissy in da city went full Hy-he-na this episode...i think its comin bacccckkk kids a SQUEAK

  • @DTTWOPP
    @DTTWOPP Před 4 hodinami

    Jesus christ jazz is a saaaa-mooookeeee...glad chrissy-in-the-closet is her man I STILL GOT A SHOTTTTTT

  • @raidertj1809
    @raidertj1809 Před 4 hodinami

    Why are his legs so big and head so small 😂😂

    • @AllHailGodzilla
      @AllHailGodzilla Před 3 hodinami

      Used wide angled lens probably to get a shot of all 3

    • @s85593
      @s85593 Před hodinou

      It's all I see now

  • @enrig94
    @enrig94 Před 5 hodinami

    Chrissy will have jimmy Kimmel and Nems, and still doubt his greatness ❤ you are doing great babe

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Před 5 hodinami

    1 of those Gorilla legs is bigger than Mike's 2 legs put together 😂

    • @liadown9052
      @liadown9052 Před 2 hodinami

      Scale, background, foreground. Didn't you ever have to make a diorama in school? 😂 It does look funny. Someone should make a diorama of Chrissy at home with the family. 😂😂😂