Can I Join 5th Harmony? with Ally Brooke | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 19
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 7. 06. 2021
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with POP STAR Ally Brooke from Fifth Harmony. They talk about social media haters and what comes with fame. Who would play Ally Brooke in the move about her life?.....can Chris also be in the movie. Ally Brooke talks about the time she was creeped out by someone in the music industry. WHO GIVES A THONG AS A GIFT?! Homelesspimp goes full FAN GURL YASSSS. They talk about Justin Bieber and if he is a robot made by Elon Musk. Was Fifth Harmony a government operation used to seduce the masses? How do pop stars remember all their lyrics? How did Fifth Harmony come together? Ally talks XFactor and the process of auditioning. SHOUT OUT SIMON COWELL! After getting a few operations can Chrissy Chaos audition for Fifth Harmony? What's next for Ally Brooke in the music world? CHRIS GETS HIMSELF BOOKED ON ALLY'S NEXT MUSIC VIDEO. Can Chris really become a pop star? Fifth Harmony drama is in the past! Has Ally Brooke ever bombed on stage? Is Drake's life really that much different from ours? SHOUT OUT THE SPICE GIRLS! Who is Ally Brooke going to vote for in 2024?
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MAGIC SPOON IS GOD, finally got some holy shit man mix it with Vanilla almond milk đ€Żđ€Ż
This man simply cannot miss. He can make it work with any guest
Chris is at his best when he is with someone dumber than him. Rarely happens
YAAAASSS
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Make no mistake, Vinny is gonna come vist Ally Brooke in a *Different* kind of way.
Best comment of the episode! Take your medal đ€Čđœđ„
nice
@@lilypowder1 wish I was half as funny as Chris or Yanni đ
Hahahahah
cuz
Putting a Latina next to Chrissy is like putting a plant in sunlight.
Unless Vinnyâs in the room. Then itâs like putting a toaster next to a bathtub. Chrissyâs flirting with danger cuzzođ
Meaning something is growing! Lmao
@@jamesg6935 "flirting with Chaos" could be the name of this episode or if they ever made a pod together đ
@@Eblis840 flirting with chaosđ nice! Missed opportunity on my part, much respect lol
@@jamesg6935team work cuz đ đ€
If Vinny sees this, he's going to be Chrissy Child-Support.
Home run comment!
Chrissy ALLYmony
Chris is going to be in big trouble when he gets home
Itâs just what it is cuz!
Chrissy Domestic violence
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of âdiseaseâ, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you canât sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
Itâs not a âfluâ, itâs not something you âcatchâ. Itâs biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Omg you know jazz was like oh hell no this bitch isnât coming in my house, thatâs why they did it in her studio
@@Moodyisle đ
Sal looks like heâs being held hostage in the tour ad for Chrissyâs standup đ
Lmao
It looked like an isis beheading video đ
Brooo fr
2 things off the bat. I thought this was gonna be awkward in the beginning but it quickly turned into Chrissy making this girl feel uncomfortable for 48 minutes and I absolutely loved all of it and hope he does more of that in the Futch. And also homeless pimp absolutely stole the show with these questions. Love it babe
Homeless Pimp is the man i love that he has questions i would ask to haha
Pimps questions are brilliant but I would also love to see what rabbit holes chaos would go down if he was unleashed by pimp for a whole pod
Every time she looks off camera sheâs lookin at Vin whoâs standing there with a knife
Ally's laughter is a whole MOOD.
FACTS
SO WILD!!!!!! I MEAN WTF
WILD BABE
Sal I need to see you more! Thanks Pimp for your great work!
Take it easy, we work clean on No Presh!
blink twice if you need help chrissy
Yo Sally Wally she wants you on her pod. Be a good one.
I loved the ad break where you are holding Sal hostage đđ
I said the same thing! Lmao
That made me laugh
Feel like Jaz said, "You should wear your space shirt today, you LOVE that shirt!"
Yeah so he can look really silly next to Allyđđđđ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°
If Chrissy goes missing,at least we'll know the reason why đ€Ł
These two have great chemistry! Adorable duo. Also, Pimpâs questions rocked!
There's a lot of comments about Chrissys impending death by Vinny!
R.I.P. Chrissy. The podcast was fun while it lasted!!
PRAY GOD DAMN IT I NEED IT!!!!
Chrissy Cockless coming up
Chrissy "I've been to all your concerts in the front row but I've only been to one concert in my life and that's The 1975!!" Chaos
Don't forget about Britney Spears đ
SHOUT OUT ALLY FOR BEING COOL WITH THE CHAOS!!!! LOL YASSSSS
Shout out you because you clearly enjoyed this more than both of them :D
Make no mistake pimpy got his dream come true by meeting a real popstarđđ
YAAAASS! ANOTHER EP OF PIMP ASKING GREAT QUESTIONS đđ đłïžâđđłïžâđđłïžâđ
Pimp please green screen Chris's grave on the chaos couch with the ally brook site behind it.
Pimp is the glue that holds the show together shout out elmerâs
Vinny dressed Chrissy for this episode..for sure....I'm surprised the kids didn't run in and jump in his lap mid episode....short leash for Chaos , very short lol
She's probably down for a three way after the baby comes.
Ally is the most harmless person in the world , if his girlfriend was there she wouldâve discovered how innocent of a precious angel Ally is . Sheâs still saving herself for marriage , like sheâs so pure lol
@@briigee544 Aww I didn't know that. I was the same way until a women slowly tricked me to waste my virginity on her.
@@briigee544 you must not know girls like Vinny, my ex wouldn't give a fuck lol I'm making a girl laugh and she touching my arm, I get crazy vibes when we're alone
This episode, Vinny is about to give Chris some HARMony.
Make no mistake, Chrissy is my 1st and only Harmonie.
when Ally said "tear up the tour bus" I felt a strangely "Puerto Rican" chill go down my spine...
pairing a comedian with a mainstream celeb who has gotten used to 'behaving' is amazing when the laugh at something they're not supposed to. that's gotta be freeing
Chrissy galaxies over here
Chrissy so self destructive bringing out that pec flex game LOVE IT almost as much as Vinnyâs gonna love getting those right hooks in!!!!
Chrissy, you're a cute kid, but Vinny is going HURT you for this poddy woddy.
Oh!đ this girl didnât know it was that type of podcast đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Came straight to the comments...got exactly what I wanted đđ all Vinny comments
Ally trying to keep up with Chris chaos energy is so funny lmaooo
Lol ah she did fine. For someone not in the comedy world or doesn't know him well, she held up pretty well.
Chris: *tells a joke*
Ally: đïžđđïž
Titi Jerry at the beginning gets me everythime. He/she (no disrespect, Titi is my idol) is living his/her best life.
I believe she's pretty fluid with her pronouns if I remember correctly
Just pick one, itâs worse to say he/she
I JUST WANT TO BE IN FIFTH HARMONY ALLY!!! đđłïžâđđłïžâđđłïžâđ
I GOT THE CUTE OUTFITS ALREADY, NO?
@@ChrissyChaosClips YAASSSSSS PAPI đđ
Make no mistake Vinny is outside the studio slashing Ally's tires.
Itâs just what it is cuz!
Oh god now Iâm in love with Ally Brooke.
Chrissy gonna be falling down alot of stairs after this one
Sheâs so uncomfortable I love it she canât handle the chaos babyyyyy đđ
Damn the next Chrissy chaos is gonna be live from the doghouse
RIP chrissy will miss you babe, but free vinny she didnt have any other choice
Chris gets home*
Vinny : âask her for her thong nowâ
Vinny "I think Fourth Harmony sounds better"
Omg she is so sweetđ chrissy has it coming for him when he gets home!!!
Chrissy and Pimp are a great tag team for interviews!!! Make no mistake they can replace Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest. We all know who Chrissy would be in that duo đ
LETS GO LOL
Vinny watching that same Chrissy-charm-bomb come down like Hiroshima. RIP Allyđ€
Pimp and Chris definitely plotted on that voting 2024 đ
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Last time we see Chrissy with all 10 of his fingers â€ïž
can't wait to see Ally and Chris have a baby!đ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœđ¶đœ
Lol Pimp please clip all the times Ally Broke after a question! Please!!
YES!!!!!
Homeless Pimp simping hard here
BET!!!
Chrissy coming at us in a different way this week!! Havenât finished yet does he talk about the 1975?
Ally Brooke is STUNNING!!!!
when she was singing I started dancing in my chair and I look up and I see chrissy dancing the exact same way. Must be the white in us
Make no mistake if Chrissy wasn't back with the situation he'd be cracking Ally open and cleaning her out ITS WHAT IT IS
Not in that shirt. Think thats why he wore it in the first place he doesn't wanna chance it
@@sumboy6183 that shirt is 10/10
@@MrRobGresham yeah if yer Neil degrass tyson
Chrissy is a patriot so he would've only done it because he's a proud American.
Donât be calling Vinny âthe situation â , Iâd be hiding behind something if I said that!!đđđđđđ
This is the best one yet! Havenât cackled like this since HH
Homeless Pimp is actually funnier than cheeto santino
16:40 Allyâs learningđđ€Ł
Whoop whoop, yea Homeless Pimp got those sideways clip ins!!! Amazing lol đ
Wowowowow. Chris is gonna have a situation with the mother after this one .. Asks for her thong 2 minutes in CLIP IT
Her reactions to Chris' Chaos is great lol
This may be the best one yetđđâ€đ
LOVED IT! love Chrissy Chaos and I love Ally Brooke, best of both worlds!!
I LOVEED THIS EPISODE SO MUCH!!! I feel like ally was so free here I loved it
Wow her personality is amazing
Chrissy DeGrasse Tyson with that shirt đ
As a Chrissy stans we love this!!!!! Completely throwing this whole thing off!!!
Immediately scrolled to the comments to see what people were saying about Vinny lmao
And make no mistake, Ally would totes crack open and clean out Chrissy
Your bit the other night with joe was great! We love ya out here. Ready for this podcast đ
I'm dead!!! The chaos is strong in this one.
GET THE EFFIN SPICE GIRLS BRO- beyond epic!! Chrissy- SLAPPIN THE EPISODE WITH THE CHAOSđđ€Ł I donât even know whatâs going on anymore đđ€Ł
I was smiling through the whole episode, loved it đ
Make no mistake, Chris is going to get a "talking to" from Vinny when he gets home.
I love Ally so much LMFAOOO
Great episode đ Homeschooled Pimp had some really great questions on the ready, loved it.
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I love Ally but sheâs too pure for this If I was there I wouldâve been playing along with Chrisâ chaos lol
Lmao đ€Ł Chris was a bit flirty this episode
You trying to have this Man assassinated?
And here we goooo
Did he just record his podcast after hers?! He's a maniac!
The awkward is the best part. đ€Łđ€Ł
Chris' impression of mark sounds like hes doing an impression of adam sandler doing an impression of willie nelson
Hyped to see you tonight Chrissy Cellars!
This girl has clearly never done an interview where the script wasn't made available to her less than a week in advance. I don't know who allowed her to get thrown into Chrissy's Chaos Chamber but God bless them, because Chris's amusement at her discomfort is unbelievably entertaining.
Iâm in love with her laughter. Please marry me ally. Iâll do anything. Chris if youâre reading this Iâm so lonely
I love the time of day on Tuesday mornings when I get to switch from flagrant 2 to Chrissy cayuutie
The last 15min saved this whole poddy woddy make no mistake!
Shes such a good sport. Love this
this was fun lol
That first ad read made it look like you had Sal in a Weekend at Bernieâs situationđ
I swear Iâm gonna get into this podcast
COME IN BABE THE WATER IS WARM YASSSS
awesome ep!
Anyone else specifically looking for looks, touching, phrases that these two do to each other that might get Chrissy killed at home by Vinnyđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Factsđ€Ł
"we have a song with Pitbull it goes đ” Der Derr der por favorđ¶". Gotta check that one out
For a second I thought Chirssy was just re-posting his stellar interview on the incredible Ally Brooke Show. Almost had to come see you in a different way!
THE FLEXING! đ Vinny we got you girl x
This is gonna be The Christy Chaos podcast after Vinny sees this episode
Only 48 mins? Omg why
Thank you i l love you still
Let the chaos begin
They could only hold vinny back for that long
Homeless Pimp. I see you with this edit.
shout out homeless pimp for making this into an interview featuring chrissy making a pop star laugh uncontrollably/slightly uncomfortable for an hour. CHAOS
YASSSS PIMP IS INSANE
Chrissy, your shirt is out of this world!
19:10 - 19:40 I just lost it! I wasn't laughing, I was literally cackling. Holy shit, y'all need to make a shirt with just your face and on the bottom that says Mi Penguina. XD
Ally is THE PIECE in REESES PIECES đ€©
Seriously can't handle him! Loved him since girl code on MTV! TOO FUNNY!!!
According to legend the Ally Brooke neon sign was unplugged prior to filming and is lit by Vinnie's rage and continues to be lit til this day