[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky Halloween DOS Madness
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- The complete stream of the spookiest stream of the year, includes Dracula turning people into bones, TERROR.EXE and a game where you can punch children, Jesus Christ.
Date streamed: 26 Oct, 2014
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"If it's to quiet in my appartment my neighbours complain" you can't just leave us hanging at that, eleborate!
I think at this point his neighbours were already too used to hearing him scream and yell idiotic shit at videogames, so when he goes too quiet they get worried as they think he might have died.
@@gigicestone4902 well, at least they care
">remove pants
I don't know the word remove
I don't know the word pants"
We can now assume your character was not wearing any pants to begin with.
My entire hard drive was full of..
er...
um...
ah...
er...
ah...
um...
ah...
um...
er...
...stream shit.
that is it
joel
you have crossed the line
this stream is so spooky
I will never ever sleep ever.
the monsters can't get you if you hide under the covers
cornish guilt I forgot about my super cover shields thank you now they will not eat me
Monster: I ate a Glunn
***** noooooooooooooooooooooooo
"I wore ice cream packaging as a Halloween mask. Also I got hit in the face with a rock that night, totally unrelated."
are you sure Joel?
"Not only do I suck their fluids, I suck their BONES!" --Joel Vinesauce, 2014
I love you. So much. You have no idea.
"I showed my dominance through skeletonizing."
~Joel, 2014
"I have the patience of a baby who is on 5 kilo's of cocaine" I think I will use that next time when someone asks what my patience is like. Thanks Joerl.
"not only do i suck their fluids, i suck their bones!"
-uncle jobel, 2014
Creppy skeltens and spoopy bates.
I love Valentine's Day!
You have a really cute picture friend
Wow, you actually celebrated Halloween over in Sweden? Man, neighbor's got the better end of the stick that time. Here in Finland, we have like no Halloween spirit. Like, the candy goes on discount... and that's about it. There was no trick or treating to be had. That was reserved for Easter, bizzarely enough. I remember growing up with American cartoons and being so dissapointed about not having Trick or Treating around here. So much so, that our family would host these grand-ass Halloween masquerade parties for all our classmates in revolt of this lack of holiday spirit and we were always sorta remembered as the guys that made Halloween super fun.
It's something that continues live on in my heart. Halloween is that one ounce of child-like wonder the cynicism of reality could not extinguish within me. I consider it my favourite time of the year, when I get an excuse to binge horror stuff for an entire month, the athmosphere and mood of autum is at it's best at that time and I usually pork out the most during October with extravogant amounts of snacks. October is a time I indulge. The one month when I let myself go just a little bit for the sake of enjoying myself.
*****
What, Finland? I haven't lived anywhere else, but I doubt this is an exceptionally nice place to live. It's a place to live, but nothing above just about decent.
Unemployment is sturring a new recession-period, we're an oppressively intimidating, gloomy and depressing lot and of course everyone's favourite hot-button around here is immigration, which has brought upon a troubling double-standard situation. Financial support for unemployed and students whom are national Finnish citizens is barely considerable as a spit in the face (costs of living here are 700-1100€ mothly. Unemployed students rake in about 450€ without loans), while foreign exchange students have all the books payed for them in-advanced and get enough money from KELA that they might as well show up to school in a sports-car. This is a problem that has alarmingly begun anti-immigrant anarchist movements in the form of "Soldiers of Odin."
*****
Guns? Heavens no! You can own a traditional 9mm handgun... that's about it. True, you can hunt with a carbine too, but open carry laws do not permit you to fashion around a 9mm with you on the streets. Considering the process of getting a lisence and the costs of such, people getting guns around here are usually collectors. Enthusiests of the craft, rather than the use. Caught with one, and the police'll most definetly pull you over for questioning, because for how rare people with frearms are around here, the people carrying them are almost certainly up to no good.
I can hardly imagine any racial conflicts are really going to elevate beyond random acts of blind anarchy. We Finns have a rather stern disposition and carry a deep respect for only 1 thing; Common sense. When I say we're gloomy and depressing, that's because we're a rationalist society of introverts. Very "mind your own business" kind of people that talk big, so long as nobody's there to hear it. Even yelling in the town square is usually considered horribly rude, not tolerated by anyone. You think such a group of people would rise up to declare war on the Foreigners?
Honeestly, the Soldiers of Odin is the farthest we'll ever see to a "race war." A spineless band of self-righteous punks. Man-children and would-be idealists so detached from basic reason that they wouldn't know human decency if they were battered to death by the consept. They couldn't be more despised around here if they paraded as neo-nazi communists. To the Soldiers of Odin, I spit at ye.
*****
It's about tolerance. Un-national or not, those are people coming to set a future for themselves. They come here out of survival, they come here because they wanna make something of their lives. Immigrants are people, with the same rights as you and me. With the same feelings as you and me. With the same general dislike of being treated hatefully as an outsider and kicked the shit out of as you man me. They are people, and we treat them like people.
*****
The issue then becomes that we're otherwise turning a blind eye to people in need of better homes. It's certainly troubling and I have no right awnser for it, considering my general ineptitude in actual politics and un-awareness of the greater picture at-large. The alarming part is just that groups like Soldiers of Odin feel more like a hate-group on the verge of exacting vigilanty authority to innocents.
The only other country besides America that goes completely Halloween crazy is Japan. Japan fucking loves Halloween and the Halloween aesthetic.
5:00 "Exits are north, west, and.... dennis."
Old Guy: The town is borth from here.
Young Male Adult: You mean north?
Old Guy: No, I mean borth.
(borth is at 32:03)
27:36
*”WHAT ARE YA’ DOIN’ IN MY SWAMP???”*
Wit yeez dain in mah swamp
his next hard drive should be named Gamera
Colleen Millett battra...
Colleen Millett Kenshiro fits better.
59:30 That's my favorite Al Gore documentary.
I remember bubble ghost. I had it on my gameboy. awesome game.
Ooh, Bubble Ghost! I got this on Game Boy, looks and sounds a lot better on there (despite the lack of those sweet-ass CGA colours). Has some catchy music in that one, too.
"Use axe on face"
-Uncle Jorbel
Words of wisdom by Jobel~
"Smoke vampire"
I got terminal 7-spooky
[{ WARNING: VIDEO CONTAINS MANY SPOOKS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED}]
16:55 - **gasp** You did it!
I just watched a current Joel stream. And just watching this now, his voice sounds completely different
"Exercising his bald spot."
I can't tell whether that means he is or isn't aging gracefully.
jesus christ Joel, you just had to type "bucket", not "to bucket".
tie rope --> to what --> bucket.
pls don't make me yell at my screen joel
+Nyiddle It's always like this with Joel.
that story with the shit in the mailbox really made me lose it i dunno why hahaha
I'm not the only one who got an urge to play Skyrim from the 2D Dracula bat werewolf game, right?
Rip Joel. Had to come to this since there’s no Halloween or October streams 😔
21:48 If anyone's looking for this movie, it's called "Lumaban ka, Satanas" and was made in Philippines in 1983. It took me some time to figure it out.
Imma 3 years late, but "Objets" as you see means "Objects" in French and that's maybe the origin of your game.
You pronounce it as "OB- J"
Well, it's Ubisoft, of course they're gonna have "objets".
reported for being too spooky
During the Dracula Text adventure I told joel to go someway and he did
Thumbs up if he took your advice in other streams
Rev has taken my advice once and got That Gun in Novac, but to be fair it was under a thousand viewers. I know it was my thing he read because he read exactly what what I wrote.
insert sarcastic joke about the stream being spooky
Delete your comment now.
Camocake Delete this
Delete your citrus burning.
Delete the universe
Rusputin PvP I wouldn't advise it, It takes like 3 day old corn.
Title says [Vlnesauce] instead of Vinesauce xD
SPOOKY SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!!!!!!!
Vlinny makes his move...
I believe the term is "Spoopy"
Idk if it's the same all over but the actual "give treat or get tricked" part of trick or treating isn't really a thing in America, at least where I live. You either give out candy or leave your light off, nobody opens the door and says "no"
My name is Kevin, and now I'm dead. don't be mean Joel.
The thing that always amazes me is how people who can’t spell can make working games with misspelled dialogue, and not misspell the programming language. Maybe i’m just weird for thinking this deeply.
It makes sense if the devs aren't Anglophone. Code is code. Languages are different. I think they were French hence the bad English
40:50 Clueless Jobel : Why does Dracula suck so much?
Me: lol
Have we ever seen Joel's Desktop screen?
spookied
rekt
***** m8
THE FUCKIN ALIEN DOG WAS MY SHIT DROPPER
Proving that games featuring vampires should not also feature stairs
I almost got a heart attack on how spooky this was
Spooped 2 the core M80s
I'm spooked solid.
1:14:44 Oh my god it's the Spirit Of The Harvest Moon!Everyone grab your farmer's almanac!
Radioactive glow is blue, Uncle Joel.
Reload Dr. Freeman!
Freeman, Ammo! *hands ammo*
Finally, change is in... Wait a second, you can speak?
***** TAKE THIS MEDKIT *boop*
Dibs on the suit!
Obvious exits are: east.....and Dennis
Spookle
1:28:03 manslay3r mode on!
* screams* _Tie rope to parapets!!_ Aaaaaugh...
But that _Castle Elsinore_ game was fun! "I said an *occasional* crab!"
Also, "dir *.exe" or "dir *.com" is your friend when dealing with MS-DOS stuff, friend.
Setting your cycles in _DOSBox_ to "auto" also helps with games like _Return of the Phantom_.
yes
Joel reminded me how cool Psycho Killer was.
spooky
'shoegazing or whatever that stupid genre is called'
u wot joerl
Use wine, take fire.
Now THERE'S a kinky idea!
Joel upload the Fellowship of the ring streams or whatever they were
the neighbors complain if it TOOO QUIET???
1:48:54 Joey really? REALLY? Just phantom... no exe... you were told this. I know its 8 years ago but please!
2:15:37 Jotles loses all sanity
Speppy
2spooky4me
>PUNCH FACE
420spooky1337me
funfact, theres fluids in your bones, its called blood. so when you say "not only do i suck their fluids! i suck their bones!" you are really saying "you suck their fluid"s twice
you dun' fucked up. it's marrow, not blood.
Ugh. My second ex boyfriend liked pineapple pizza.
you successfully seduced the guard
2spooped2finishdavid'
That Mothra PC doe
OoOooo i gotted spookied
Hey Joel do you wanna join me on Orcs must die unchained and Nosgoth?
480p my enemy...making text look like shit thank god for xbox360 youtube app
Horn Hog.
Mathias Rex! Dios Mio!
do you want to play as grumppppa?
That bat is cute
brah.. don't diss on the hawaii!
got to say i love the song , for some reason it reminded me of spawn of possession
Don't talk shit about shoegaze
ubisoft made that vampire game?
Where can i download the Pizza-song?
08:59 Kill frodo
MOAR SWEDISH
Как же меня прёт дэто "inte samma sak"... Или что он там сказал х)
pooked
muppet babies
Rowlit may I have the source of your picture? research purposes
+KentutListrik its from the gorillaz demon days album
doritodemon he recently changed his picture into the demon days picture. i meant the one before it :(
ogre in swedish is jatte
spukee
2sporky
spuky
3spooky9me
Vlnesause
I'm a black man
Man he sucks at these types of games. I'm sorry but its so true.
no u
i am from norway
But... I... I... LOVE pinneapple on a pizza T_T
wow Joel sucks at text games
Wow, you actually celebrated Halloween over in Sweden? Man, neighbor's got the better end of the stick that time. Here in Finland, we have like no Halloween spirit. Like, the candy goes on discount... and that's about it. There was no trick or treating to be had. That was reserved for Easter, bizzarely enough. I remember growing up with American cartoons and being so dissapointed about not having Trick or Treating around here. So much so, that our family would host these grand-ass Halloween masquerade parties for all our classmates in revolt of this lack of holiday spirit and we were always sorta remembered as the guys that made Halloween super fun.
It's something that continues live on in my heart. Halloween is that one ounce of child-like wonder the cynicism of reality could not extinguish within me. I consider it my favourite time of the year, when I get an excuse to binge horror stuff for an entire month, the athmosphere and mood of autum is at it's best at that time and I usually pork out the most during October with extravogant amounts of snacks. October is a time I indulge. The one month when I let myself go just a little bit for the sake of enjoying myself.