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- In SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS Detective Sherlock Holmes pursues the elusive criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty, as he orchestrates a series of random crimes throughout Europe
Directed by Guy Ritchie
Written by Michele Mulroney, Kieran Mulroney, Arthur Conan Doyle
Starring Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Jared Harris
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Probably the only fight on a train in cinematic history that didn't end up on the roof.
Wow...you might actually be right about that
Now that you think about it you are right
other than Spectre and Wanted, I cant think of anymore
The one in the Zorro movie, i remember it going outside the train, but not on it.
Nope captain America Fist Avenger had a train fight that occurred only in the train cars not on top
Mary splashes him with wine in the first movie so Sherlock one-ups her by throwing her into a river
Proportionate response
@@777LGF west wing? ;)
Hahaha
@@BlackDiamond2718 czcams.com/video/6s5xEEEltoc/video.html
IT WAS BY DESIGN
Sherlock Holmes pushed Mary off the train so he and Watson can enjoy their honeymoon.
its ok. She landed on Ripp : )
Ofcourse my dear.
That’s right, Sherlock was jealous
What😂😂😂😂
@@shanedavid69 Sherlock wants Watson to himself ofc
“We are waiting-I am smoking”.
Sounds like the beginning of a night out.
“We are waiting-I am smoking”.
Sounds like the beginning of a night out.
How many windows must i provide..,
@@Spoon_278 1 to let the smoke out
@@adrianalavez4140 but if you let the smoke out, how can we hot box?
@@JujuToobootie I dont know, but I'm sure the lovely gentlemen at the end of the corridor can do something with their bagful of hot potatoes.
I love how Watson is portrayed. That "Fastballer" line always psyches me up. He doesn't seek battle, he seems to want a go at peace, but shove him into a fight and suddenly he's basically British Goku, wanting the best fight he can get.
Fast bowler. Cricket.
@@James-ee1wn bowler. Baller. Potatoe po-ruddin-tahto
Fast bowler. It's a cricket term. The guys who bowl with long run ups in cricket are called fast bowlers. Since it's the most difficult job in cricket, they are generally the toughest and physically most imposing of the lot.
I'll play the game you bring to me.
I'm pretty sure he meant fast bowler. I mean cricket's the national sport of England.
I love that when Mary says "Open the door, John", he looks at her so surprised, like "Did my wife just suggest throwing a man out of a moving train?"
I liked how calm she was till after the guy was, Shown out the door. 😁
I wonder if Mary will get any backstory in the upcoming series?
@@stripped35 that’s adrenaline for ya.
And probably the fact that she was using his gun. Probably never thought his missus to be one for gunplay or violence, but I bet he never found her hotter than in that moment.
And she got a one-liner out of it too XD
I'm so glad that Mary got a small badass moment.
Agreed.
For a Victorian woman keep it up with what is going on is remarkable.
When I was younger I found her quite annoying for getting in the way but now older I much more appreciate her character and purpose in the movies
@@Kronos0999 sounds like youre still an immature child
Watson is a lucky man
Spoiler Warning: She has a moment to shine again in being in-change of clearing out Moriarty's estate from the little red book Holmes mailed back nearing the end.
"Lie Down with me Watson" And I chuckle, and you did too.
the music and his face just add to the hilarity of the random
Why!?
The lady insists.
What r we doing down here?
@@waltermartin3341 we are waiting . I . Am . Smoking.
Felt kinda bad for grenade guy there. Gunner dude got to carry on not knowing he was a few seconds from death.
Grenade guy had to go through the realization, panic, and finally acceptance he was going to die and just let his mate have his fun on the machine gun
The fact he realized and accepted that quickly also makes him someone very strong in a way for a random character
he should have thrown the bag out of the train
Does anyone know why he grabbed a grenade in the first place?
@@jamesdouglas2145 To throw it into the cabin while gunner hosed them down, he pulled the pin by accident
@@dannayy8052 the explosion could still hit them even if the grenades were thrown outside.
"They're here for YOU! Fortunately, so am I" is an amazing line
Now mind the door !
“How many WINDOWS must I provide?”
Something about that line always makes me laugh.
I was sincerely hoping for a "Just the one." After the explosion, too.
He sounds so genuinely irritated too. Like bro I practically pulled you to the finish can't you at least cross it on your own
@@NeuroNinjaAlexanderI suppose this sordid affair with the grenade, is this franchise’s version of “Holmes is a genius but he still can’t account for everything.”
I didn't get it, can you explain it?
@@AbdulAlim-of3tr Holmes talked about giving Watson a “window of opportunity” (which was the time the machine gun stopped working for a second), so when Watson kind of flunked that gunshot, Holmes asked if he needed more “windows”. It’s an expression which means like a “chance”
5:35 The way he said "Lie down with me Watson" in the context of the situation was hilarious. RDJ is the best Sherlock
nah man even tho I love RDJ and his performance was awesome, Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock is just perfect. This man was born for the role
@@mrsfahrenheit As an actor I think both did great job. But this movie is what I imagined Sherlock Holmes to be when i read the novels. Not the modern version portrayed by Benedict.
But i like Jeremy Bret, the style of Holmes which is narrated by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
@@harikrishnant5934 Jeremy Brett gets my vote
@@harikrishnant5934 exactly jeremy brett is the exact sherlock holmes that Sir Arthur wanted. RDJ is just iron man in sherlocks costume, while benedict although potraying almost closely misses out on many things. Sherlock potrayed by benedict is not wise while Sherlock potrayed by jeremy is wise
Heh, little touch, but I just realized that Sherlock doused the soldiers in phosphorous while he was in the room, covering himself in the same flammable substance.
But he was wearing a large shawl and a wide hat at the time, and shed both of them as soon as he could. Probably an intentional detail.
and he learned the trick from the first movie when blackwood did it to the american sheriff
Elementary my dear watson
You have to be smart to write a Sherlock Holmes Movie. And the people who made THESE ones were VERY smart. ;)
@@charliefarmer4365 I wont disagree, but I do spot one very major flaw in the entire sequence depicted here. As far as I can see Sherlock had no way of knowing that the first soldier to take aim at them after opening the door would be the one whose gun he had sabotaged.
Sherlock knows what he’s doing.👍😁
Ironman might be his most iconic irreplaceable one too, but his best performance was as Sherlock.
His best performance was kirk Lazarus in tropic thunder 🤣
I agree
@Nate and chaplin
Ples upload indubbed telugu. Sir...
Benedict performance as Sherlock is way better than RDJ
Can we just appreciate the fact that Sherlock went through great lengths to save Watson and his wife from certain doom? Sherlock did get punched and shot at but still.
A rather physical friendship, but a friendship none the less.
Yeah cause he already stated he didn't want watson get hurt because of moriarty and of course that didn't happen.
Holmes knew he had to. Moriarty went after Watson for the express purpose of getting at Holmes.
It's because of Holmes that they're being targeted in the first place.
it's the "I have your wife" trope. moriarty had his husband so he had to rescue him
"To the south! Quick march!" My favorite line
Mine too!
My favourite was “I SAID MAKE IT COUNT…. HOW MANY WINDOWS MUST I PROVIDE?!”
I love how when Mary says to shut the door, he argues but as soon as Sherlock tells him to shut it, he complies immediately without a shred of doubt.
4:44 "I'm on my...*kick* honeymoon!" So funny.
😂😂😂
id why I kept hearing "I'm not an animal"
Nothing beats that kick. So original. 🤣🤣
"Lie down with me Watson."
👁👄👁
"I insist. " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This movie is so well made. Story, casting everything. One of the best underrated masterpiece. Both part were just brilliant. Wish they make part 3
this movie is my ultra favroite movie and i am eagerly waiting for the third part
Well Guy Ritchie made it, what did you expect.
Part three is in the works
@@whammykablammy2357 are there any news on that
@@asfsafsafasdf1692 they are predicting December of this year.
"Send out the fast bowler!" I love that line, the most British thing anyone's said in a shootout.
What does that mean??
@@jcnruad5810it’s a cricket term, fast bowlers are usually the toughest and biggest of the team.
Watson is basically saying “sent out your toughest man!” Just in a very classy English way 🤣
6:46 can’t imagine what going through his head at that moment honestly what a great actor he had a small part but genuinely impactful
At least a few dozen shrapnels.
@@fabienpupetto9814 I laughed
I also love the look of "yeahhhh grrrr" on the face of the guy manning the Vickers. Such zeal 😂
erm.. bits of his skull?
dude had plenty of time to toss the entire bag of grenades out the window. Chose to just wince and die
5:49 RDJ literally looks and feels like Heath Ledger's Joker!!!
“beat me by one second”
Guess im not the only one think that..
I noticed that when I watched it first time
Finally someone who speaks English
I understood that reference
I really love these two movies about Sherlock. Robert and Jude were the perfect cast.
No they are not. But you have no history.
@@Mr.Monta77 The movies are fun to watch, stuff it.
And now, they're about to greet Captain Jack Sparrow.
I’d give u benedict and Martin- in the abominable bride (set in the same era)
For anyone interested; the soldiers are wearing the cap badge of the The Queen's (Royal West Surrey) Regiment, which was the second most senior line infantry regiment of the British Army, behind only the Royal Scots.
Oo
A pretty fun bit of military and uniform history
Did they normally deploy from trains? Or would their mere presence on a civilian train arouse suspicion?
@@MrRolyat98
The latter.
And Moriarty had at least six of them on his payroll.
I always loved how Jude Law got to portray Watson in this version of the story.
The down to earth man of action to complement the cerebral brilliance of Holmes. Too many, (including Doyle himself!) merely used Watson as an audience surrogate.
But the character had so much more potential, as evidenced here.
Doyle's version of Watson wasn't solely the audience surrogate. The version played by Jude Law is actually pretty accurate to the books: Down to earth as you said, intelligent, capable, and an excellent foil for Holmes because he can both follow his train of thought and keep the most extreme of his eccentricities in check.
No🙄, he portrayed it as Coyle intended and many other films/series did
The chemistry these two had as the iconic duo was unparalleled
There's mistakes, then there's "drop a live grenade into a bag of grenades" mistakes.
Should have simply tossed out the entire bag out of the train.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Why did they have a whole bag of grenades in the first place ?
@@sheldon-cooper Enemies that for once in a movie, didn't underestimate their opponents.
@@Luis-be9mi The door to the outside of the train was closed, Watson shot him in the shoulder and he spent precious moments writhing in pain and then searching for the grenade while the primed grenade was in the bag. So by the time he realized he had primed the grenade and that he wasn't going to find it, he would have had literally one to two seconds to unlock and open the door, grab the bag of grenades and throw it out of the train, with a shoulder injury.
"I said make it count!" *train explodes* Then off camera:"Oh. Right then."
In the trailer, Watson says "I'd say that counts."
"How many windows must I provide?"
BOOM
"Just the one."
I love the look of shock on Watson's face upon learning that these men being on their train on their honeymoon isn't just collateral damage, but that he and his wife were the target.
Although the phrase "collateral damage" was used by Moriarty verbatim. I suppose in his mind, it isn't enough for those Holmes values to be simply accidentally implicated in their feud, he assumes they will be pieces assembled on the board whether he facilitates it or not. Hence why he takes Holmes "queen", Irene Adler, out of play as soon as possible, and hence why after Holmes' declaration of war, Moriarty knows it is best to attack the uninitiated first, rather than strike first at Holmes himself, who already knows to be ready.
@@DarkCyberElf All the more ironic, that Mary ends up being the one to decrypt Moriarty's log with Holmes' codebreaker, ensuring that Scotland Yard would be able to dismantle his empire.
4:04 A rare kind of continuity: Sherlock Holmes learning a trick from the previous film’s big bad. 😂 (Causing a gun to malfunction and the spark lights them up.)
I watched this movie more than 5 times and yet it's still charming like the first time I've watched it
Especially the fight scene in the woods it's so cool
same.
I do hope Warner Bros. Continue this movie with RDJ, he has such a charismatic style and elusive character brilliantly potrayed in this movie.
part 3 is coming at oct 2021 😍😍
@@mr.XXXXX2475 Uh oh
@@mr.XXXXX2475 yeah..... right
@@mr.XXXXX2475 is it worth waiting for 10 years
Part 3 would be less interesting since they killed moriarty
Downey is by far one of the best actors I've come across in my life. This generation is so lucky to have him.
An R-rated version would show the other passengers being cut to pieces by the machine while Holmes and Watson just lay on the ground.
I'm certain he had a plan for that too. And it was also during dinner time.
@@JonatasMonte wait, was the machine gun powerful enough to shred through a lot of train carriages, or does the distance in the air and the little barrier make it like about 7-9 carriages it can't go through?
@@byoungcheolwooandy2566 they where using the maxim with the 7.57 its made primarily to deal with vast hordes of lightly armored natives or prisoners. So it wouldn't go through 6 cars of metal and hardwood before the bullets become metal splatter and useless therefore anyone else on the next set of cars would be safe
@@bluemobster0023 thank you for the information
@@bluemobster0023 but it could destroy one walll then other and other and so on?
Guy’s Sherlock movies are way underrated. Downey and Law are outstanding.
Sherlock: "Lie Down With Me Watson"
Watson: "Why!!?"
Me: "😳😳😳😳"
He insists.
The lady insist.
Watson: "What are we doing down here?"
Sherlock: "We... are waiting, I... am smoking."
3:29 I like that hand gesture gag 😂
poor mary, she must’ve been quite *DISCOMBOBULATE-d*
*I’LL TELL YOU TO POUR WINE ON MY FACE.*
Feel like a lot of people missed out on "Send out the fast bowler" remark from Watson. Expected as Cricket is not as popular in America as in other places 😅
Cricket is boring af
@@martinregular5003 u dont knw cricket
no it is pretty boring compared to football
We have a similar saying in baseball.
@@martinregular5003 Do you know anything about cricket? If you don't, then why are you even saying it.
I love those light hearted moments in movies that are actually psychotic. Like the Watsons just casually cold bloodedly throwing a surrendered man from attain where he probably died of his injuries
nah, just maimed
I love RDJ's acting in this movie
Same here
Next Sherlock Holmes sequel
Sherlock Holmes: *DISCOMBOBULATE*
Block his blind jab
DISCOMBOBULATE
06:01 me patiently waiting for a part 3
😂😂😂
That subtle "design" joke at 4:18 is brilliant 😂😂
*BY THE DESIGN OF DEEZ NUTZ*
How many windows must I provide?!?
Well its a train so there are plenty
makes me wonder if he had another plan for if the guy didn't drop the grenade pin
@@tspoon772 I don't think that was Sherlocks plan, but actually Watson's. He was a soldier so he probably figured they'd have grenades and maybe saw that the guy had them and came up with his own idea.
Read this while the scene was playing
*Train explodes*
Robert is such a great actor, at one point drugs almost took his career, now no one wanted to be associated with a "druggie", someone backed him and he showed he was trustworthy and then some.
FREEDOM!!!!
“Lie down with me, Watson.” “WHY?!” 😂
Game of Shadows was very underrated. Great plot and action sequences all the way through.
I love how Watson throws out sports terms every now and then.
Robert Downey Jr is Sherlock Holmes just as much as Jude Law is Watson.
I didn't use to like his performance as much but it just works.
This is by far one of the best scenes in cinematic history. Comedy, intrigue, excitement, and action mixed to perfection.
Watson: "What Are We Doing Down Hea?"
Sherlock: "We....Are Waiting, I....Am Smoking"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:15 man the new Joker film definitely looks interesting
They're outside on a moving train in an incredibly precarious situation and Watson is so irritated that he lifts up a leg and kicks holmes in irritation. "I"M ON MY HONEYMOON!" So freaking funny.
The only thing that never change in all sherlock universes are when John and sherlock fight like kids
Worlds. Not everything is a universe. Unless, of course, you're suggesting that aliens exist in Holmes' setting.
2:18 can always count on cricket references in period British films
4:49, haha😀😃😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
That kick Watson did.....
6:45 that look he gave speaks volumes 😂😂😂
Very slick that he uses a triangle choke to grab a hold of watson to talk to him.
Just a tip for you grapplers if you have your partner in a triangle and you're paralell like rdj and jude law are here, he will indeed be able to talk to you. Get diagonal or perpendicular to them and the choke gets REAL tight
These movies were some of the best movies ever made. I love them.
So here's what Holmes designed during the blackout:
1. Sprayed mercs with white phosphorus powder;
2. Stuffed the machine gun belt with his lipstick;
3. Clogged a rifle with lipstick cap;
4. Stole a grenade and attached with chain;
5. Checked which carriage should the counterattack take place;
We are still waiting for Sherlock Holmes 3 of RDJ
😇
@@GarciaOnThaBeat please say that this is real...
@Camden Gamble But probably this will never come. And movie will come for sure.
Every single cast of this movie was just absolutely brilliant !
During the Victorian era, those dresses would get incredibly heavy while wet, just consider women often drowned in river banks while washing because their dresses dragged them to the bottom and the cold water made them gasp. So yeah, rest in peace, Mary Watson.
Mycroft actually arrived right then in a boat to save her
@@ronmathewjoe because he timed it perfectly 😂
3:13 that was a lot of planning for an outcome that could have ended horribly if one thing happened a little different lol
Like Sherlock Holmes' fights.
the outcome would’ve been a lot worse without the planning
The only thing that would ruin the plan would be for the soldiers to have a different guy doing the breach instead of the guy with a jammed gun and even then, he might have eavesdropped when they talked about the plan and found out who was assigned to breach.
I'm sorry Benedict, but Robert Downey Jr is Sherlock Holmes
This is the truth! RDJ is the original and the most perfect Sherlock in the whole universe.
This has to be one of the best action set pieces ever.
I'd say Watson took excellent advantage of the 'Window of Opportunity' he was provided by Sherlock.
On another note entirely, I always feel sorta bad when anyone in a shootout scene manages to mishandle an explosive device.
There's always that terrible moment of realization in their eyes, when they quickly conclude that death is not only inevitable, but also _immediately_ imminent.
That must be a horrific feeling. Like that feeling when your heart just sinks? Like when you're given terrible news, or you're shoplifting and you feel a hand land heavily on your shoulder as you're walking out, or you're hot and heavy with someone in bed and your significant other walks in and your eyes meet.
Yeah...it must feel like that, just much, much worse...
It's what everyone feels when the angel of death comes to fetch you Home. Every single person, except for perhaps those that have been spiritually awakened while in this lifetime, goes through that realization, as the memories of the soul come flooding back. The final moment in here.
Those things u described were oddly specific. Hope those aren't personal accounts. 😂
@@manpreetlakhanpal9720 I was thinking exactly the same thing - very specific frame of reference that man!
I love law and rdj chemistry in this movie
I haven't seen these movies in years, totally forgot how awesome they were! Guess I'm rewatching them again this weekend
COVID: Happens
everyone bored during quarantine: What're we doing down here?
me: We are waiting. I am smoking.
RELATABLE
Underrated.
TRULY,TRULY ALL ABSOLUTELY BEYOND UNIMAGINABLY UNIMAGINABLE TRANSCENDENT TRANSCENDENTAL TRANSCENDING BOUNDLESSNESS LEVELS OF AMAZINGLY AMAZING AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE, VERY NICE.
TRULY,TRULY ALL ABSOLUTELY BEYOND UNIMAGINABLY UNIMAGINABLE TRANSCENDENT TRANSCENDENTAL TRANSCENDING BOUNDLESSNESS LEVELS OF AMAZINGLY AMAZING AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE, VERY NICE.
My favorite quote: "That was no accident! It was by design."
Appeals to an Engineer's sense of humor.
When you realise Warner Bros releases all the Sherlock Holmes clips before they release Sherlock Holmes 3
never watched this movie, but i love that sherlock is totally calm since everything is going according to plan, up until the exact moment his plan relies on watson taking advantage of it, at which point he expresses disappointment at his entire plan seemingly going to waste. and then the room watson shot into explodes. gives the impression that nobody could stand alongside holmes as well as watson does that he can surprise sherlock like that.
IMAGINE RDJ AS THE JOKER
Make this happen!
Ew, no way
@Proxima savage lol
@Proxima It's what I said when I saw that muffled English; just as muffled as your terrible sense of humour.
“Is that a grenade pin? Well gosh I better find the grenade and give it back!”
Is it me or does Sherlock look like the joker,the guard closing his eyes like he won’t see the explosion 😂😂
i just love that half of the movie is waston questioning reality 💀
The best thing with Guy Ritchies is how he subtlety reworks lines from the book into the film with his own dialogue, some lines which oft at times occasionally feels like something out the books.
YOU HAVE THE GRAND GIFT OF SILENCE, WATSON.
0:35 Still think it's pretty cool how at this moment, at the same time this scuffle happens;, going back to watch this scene, Holmes has already blown phosphorus into the enemy soldiers, replaced one bullet in the machine gun belt with his lipstick, put the other half of the lipstick container up a rifle barrel, stole a grenade and went back to the cabinet next to the Watsons. He did it less than a minute and after Watson checks the hall, Holmes is ready to enable the next phase of his designed plan.
The utter bewilderment of the machine gunner as he goes to clear the stoppage and finds lipstick jammed in the cartridge belt
No one can play Sherlock Holmes or Tony Stark/Iron Man like RDJ. He owns these characters.
"Lie down with me Watson".
...😳
“TO THE SOUTH! QUICK MARCH!” love that line.
TRULY,TRULY ALL ABSOLUTELY BEYOND UNIMAGINABLY UNIMAGINABLE TRANSCENDENT TRANSCENDENTAL TRANSCENDING BOUNDLESSNESS LEVELS OF AMAZINGLY AMAZING AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE, VERY NICE.NICE,VERY NICE.
@@williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664 glad you enjoy it too. I “shouted” it because Holmes did as well.
The best scene with the best wedding wishes from Professor Moriarty
I said make it count! How many windows must I provide?! 🤣💀
Bring! back! Guy Ritchie! for! part! three!
YES. Otherwise, why even bother?
@@ComedyBros5 I know right??? They're saying it's supposed to be Dexter Fletcher though... :/
@@saradesjardins7403 I know. I'm not sure why Ritchie was offed for the 3rd one.
3:08 - thats right jakey boi, knew someone would fall for it xD
Comedic, awesome, intense, beautifully made. One of the best movies imo 👌
"Open the door, John."
The moment Mary proved just how perfect for Watson she is.
4:16 giving me "i am ironman" vibes
As iron are deez nuts
That make up almost makes me think RDJ could do a helluva joker. lol
Alternatively @2:05
"Mary, can you swim?"
"No."
"Oh."
"Lie down with me, Watson."
Can't wait to see RDJ as the Joker someday.
Someday...
5:48 A perfect joker face for Robert Downey Jr..... please give the joker character to RDJ in upcoming bat man movies
Guy Ritchie is an amazing director. It's a shame that he won't be back on the next Sherlock movie.
What next Sherlock movie?????
@@GraemeBell9864 Sherlock Holmes 3
I can imagine the guy pointing the rifle at them when he enters, seeing Watson on top of Holmes "Are we...interrupting here fellas?"
Tongue and cheek sub-current, stellar action, and Holmes's 4 step ahead stratagem all combine for one of the best cinematographic scenes of all time. Loved It!!!!!!!!
Machine gun fire. Passengers being flung from open doors. Explosions.
Meanwhile, in the engine: "Oi, do you think me hairline's receding?"
"Nah, mate. You 'av a fine rug, you do!"
"You sure? Me Pa lost 'is hair at forty-one. And 'is Pa lost 'is at forty-five. And so on, and so on."
"You ain't missing a strand. Stop worrying like an ol' midwife!"