He stopped thinking and became a better soldier 😅 | Series title: Malcolm in the Middle (s5e21)

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 23. 04. 2024
  • Series title: Malcolm in the Middle (s5e21)
    #series #movie

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  • @Azzmodeuss
    @Azzmodeuss Pƙed 26 dny +54032

    The only man to make a drill sarg cry

    • @hilawafadul2348
      @hilawafadul2348 Pƙed 26 dny +141

      That u wrong about 😂

    • @BangBokirKecut
      @BangBokirKecut Pƙed 23 dny +268

      Him and forest Gump perhaps...

    • @DylanGriffiths-mt1wo
      @DylanGriffiths-mt1wo Pƙed 23 dny +30

      ​@@BangBokirKecut real

    • @gabrielweltmaier9190
      @gabrielweltmaier9190 Pƙed 22 dny +21

      I bet some ds cried un dissapointment

    • @LaneyStudios5
      @LaneyStudios5 Pƙed 22 dny +62

      I made mine cry by giving him some flowers on his birthday
      He was so overwhelmed his eyes puffed up and he started gasping for air, he then passed out and died, guess he'd never been given a gift before or something

  • @hel2727
    @hel2727 Pƙed 25 dny +41012

    "Turn yourself into a tool" that's a world's perfect soldier indeed.

    • @asdfghjkl3669
      @asdfghjkl3669 Pƙed 24 dny +160

      I wouldn't want someone like that leading me

    • @ShiinaHiyorii
      @ShiinaHiyorii Pƙed 24 dny +373

      ​@@asdfghjkl3669do you really think every soldier are leaders?

    • @asdfghjkl3669
      @asdfghjkl3669 Pƙed 24 dny +41

      @@ShiinaHiyorii nope, and I never said that I did.

    • @jakubszklarz2693
      @jakubszklarz2693 Pƙed 23 dny +102

      Not on the modern battlefield. Germans during World War II proved that a soldier who takes initiative is much better than one who passively follows orders.

    • @mattwingo89
      @mattwingo89 Pƙed 23 dny

      ​@@jakubszklarz2693lol

  • @gapp.y
    @gapp.y Pƙed 17 dny +275

    "Eventually, he stopped thinking."

  • @bossnategaming8184
    @bossnategaming8184 Pƙed 11 dny +396

    “Damn it Gump, that’s the best god damn answer I’ve ever heard”😂

  • @DSHPerotecH
    @DSHPerotecH Pƙed 22 dny +14693

    "Now, time for war crimes"
    "Sir, yes, sir"

  • @peachtea1318
    @peachtea1318 Pƙed 24 dny +17271

    All the other soldiers just minding their business like “Damn, he’s already lost it”

    • @Theatreal...over...Cerby12
      @Theatreal...over...Cerby12 Pƙed 23 dny +372

      "This ones sanity mustve already crumbled"

    • @demonkiler2
      @demonkiler2 Pƙed 23 dny +44

      This video turns my stomac

    • @OffContentObi
      @OffContentObi Pƙed 22 dny

      @@Theatreal...over...Cerby12the ignition union won’t be intimidated by some out of touch scholars

    • @tamarageorgieva6441
      @tamarageorgieva6441 Pƙed 22 dny +16

      This reminds me of The amazing digital circus

    • @Satoshimialt
      @Satoshimialt Pƙed 22 dny

      @@Theatreal...over...Cerby12deepwoken

  • @OhhJim
    @OhhJim Pƙed 16 dny +626

    “If soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the army.”

    • @ricco3
      @ricco3 Pƙed 9 dny +4

      That’s not even remotely true. Have you no respect?

    • @OhhJim
      @OhhJim Pƙed 9 dny +13

      @@ricco3 Did you see the quotation marks?

    • @leonel392
      @leonel392 Pƙed 9 dny +13

      ​@@ricco3I mean, a good amount of people would indeed resign

    • @lastsong7159
      @lastsong7159 Pƙed 9 dny +13

      ​@@ricco3 human brains don't fully develop until the mid 20s. Recruiters aim for lower income communities and young recruits. I wonder why?

    • @christinevaughn3874
      @christinevaughn3874 Pƙed 9 dny +1

      ​@@lastsong7159 it's cost effective and a larger pool to pull from

  • @johnadevan3942
    @johnadevan3942 Pƙed 12 dny +28

    The message behind the scene is the most real.

  • @dragreginlief30
    @dragreginlief30 Pƙed 22 dny +4585

    Comedic, but it is also the most terrifying phrase you want to hear a soldier utter.

    • @Quandryification
      @Quandryification Pƙed 20 dny +29

      💯

    • @genesisordonez7938
      @genesisordonez7938 Pƙed 20 dny +32

      I was thinking the same........

    • @TomCat13461
      @TomCat13461 Pƙed 20 dny +141

      The fact that our troops CAN think for themselves is what makes us better than authoritarian dictatorships where when things go sideways in war, their troops don't know what the hell to do.

    • @lethaldarkness115
      @lethaldarkness115 Pƙed 20 dny +46

      His words are more than frightening... They're damning...

    • @madpepper24
      @madpepper24 Pƙed 19 dny

      @@TomCat13461lmao what? How have you come to the conclusion that only American troops have the ability to think for themselves? How brainwashed are you? Get a clue genius. Everyone on the planet has the ability to think for themselves. Expect for you apparently, considering you think only Americans are capable of literally existing.

  • @Pain_train_wielder
    @Pain_train_wielder Pƙed 24 dny +7553

    “You see drill sargeant, you’re not dealing with the average soldier anymore
 I have stopped thinking, and fulfilled the legend of a soldier who only comes once every 1,000 years
”

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM Pƙed 23 dny +39

      At least he won't have more developed muscles in one of his arms...

    • @YungFrenchToasty
      @YungFrenchToasty Pƙed 23 dny +68

      Frieza disapproves this comment

    • @CD_DooooDAlt
      @CD_DooooDAlt Pƙed 23 dny +62

      “OHHHH MYYYY GOODDDDD”
      -Frieza

    • @jasonlowe6445
      @jasonlowe6445 Pƙed 23 dny +3

      ​@@CD_DooooDAltWho the fuck is Frieza, I really don't give a fuck what Frieza disapproves of

    • @3am_-
      @3am_- Pƙed 23 dny

      ​@@jasonlowe6445please, if it interests you, watch DragonBall Z Abridged, Namek starts around episode 10 which is close to the reference

  • @cjvan713
    @cjvan713 Pƙed 16 dny +353

    Malcolm in the Middle is still one of the best TV shows ever made.

    • @omegahimura3743
      @omegahimura3743 Pƙed 12 dny +8

      Hal screaming in the car is still top 5 moment lol

    • @TheRealUsername
      @TheRealUsername Pƙed 11 dny +6

      Still better than Friends.

    • @francusprimus8724
      @francusprimus8724 Pƙed 10 dny +1

      Now get ready for Reese in the Middle East

    • @jimmunro4649
      @jimmunro4649 Pƙed 9 dny

      Anything better than Lefty woke Friends Yes there were woke back then to

    • @Dr.Smackadoo
      @Dr.Smackadoo Pƙed 9 dny +1

      They stole this scene from forest Gump

  • @justinsatchwell7627
    @justinsatchwell7627 Pƙed 15 dny +81

    Malcolm in the middle might be one of the best and most underrated comedies of our time

  • @IronFlake_1
    @IronFlake_1 Pƙed 20 dny +2482

    "I figured out that using my brain was the whole problem." 😂

  • @quent0510
    @quent0510 Pƙed 24 dny +2683

    “Do as you are told” is not just a line a Drill Sergeant would say but a motto to live by while in the military as a young Soldier until you reach about E4 and then your NCO’s start asking you to think for yourself again and now you have figure that crap out again! 😂

    • @alexanderzippel8809
      @alexanderzippel8809 Pƙed 22 dny +48

      I remember Officer cadets being treated like privates with the attitude „don’t think, do“ while it is simultaneously expected of them to think and understand the orders they were given


    • @pezwarrior4
      @pezwarrior4 Pƙed 21 dnem +12

      E-4 mafia

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Pƙed 21 dnem +8

      ​@@pezwarrior4 *Lord help you if you're being called **_"the work"_*

    • @Jizzzmani
      @Jizzzmani Pƙed 21 dnem +5

      Even we lieutenants do not mess with e-4 mafia

    • @fili0938
      @fili0938 Pƙed 21 dnem +11

      "Do as you are told"
      A lot of Nazis did exactly this

  • @EmmanuelMoore88
    @EmmanuelMoore88 Pƙed 9 dny +10

    America: "Die for my bidings"
    Him: "OkAy"

  • @FootballXGames3
    @FootballXGames3 Pƙed 18 dny +99

    “A soldier like u comes along once in a 1000 years”
    “I wonder how was war in year 1000”

    • @icantthinkofausername4208
      @icantthinkofausername4208 Pƙed 14 dny

      Still had armies idiot. Also yes there were wars in the year 1000. Some people are so DUMB.

    • @stockpistol
      @stockpistol Pƙed 13 dny

      Sticks and stones I guess lmao

    • @1887Dragon
      @1887Dragon Pƙed 12 dny +1

      @@stockpistol bro 1000 years

    • @Damesanglante
      @Damesanglante Pƙed 12 dny +2

      @@stockpistol Average english historian. XD

    • @khemchandprakash9724
      @khemchandprakash9724 Pƙed 12 dny

      Wars have always existed. As long as different sets of opinions exist, as long as we humans exist, wars will too.

  • @denniskinyua7164
    @denniskinyua7164 Pƙed 18 dny +2710

    “You must be proud of yourself “
    â€œđŸ€·â€â™‚ïžidk, I’m waiting for you to tell me â€œđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @devilstrela
      @devilstrela Pƙed 13 dny +8

      Thank you for transcript

    • @nickbroughton928
      @nickbroughton928 Pƙed 12 dny +6

      That one line sealed the deal with that D.S.

    • @michaelamanus189
      @michaelamanus189 Pƙed 12 dny +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TwLilBubba
      @TwLilBubba Pƙed 11 dny +1

      đŸ«Ą

    • @prubio9113
      @prubio9113 Pƙed 9 dny

      How can a tool have any proud?

  • @shardtank9662
    @shardtank9662 Pƙed 23 dny +607

    Malcom in the middle was ahead of it time

    • @charlistubbs5525
      @charlistubbs5525 Pƙed 22 dny +7

      I was sorry to see them, cancel the show

    • @Itsaperson10020
      @Itsaperson10020 Pƙed 20 dny +2

      @@charlistubbs5525all the people got to old so it makes sense

    • @WalterWD
      @WalterWD Pƙed 20 dny +6

      @@Itsaperson10020 Too old? All of them? Dude, Brian Cranston went on to kick theatrical ass after that.

    • @herman7153
      @herman7153 Pƙed 19 dny +1

      @@WalterWD the kids were getting older

    • @bryanssalazar126
      @bryanssalazar126 Pƙed 19 dny +1

      Way ahead

  • @AaronQuintin
    @AaronQuintin Pƙed 11 dny +2

    😂😂😂bruh he's expression when he said a soldier like you comes along in a thousand years😼😂😂😂😂

  • @mangadoppio2323
    @mangadoppio2323 Pƙed 17 dny +3

    Bro I used to watch malcom in the middle all the time dewey is still my fav character

  • @dennytong8544
    @dennytong8544 Pƙed 25 dny +1359

    Such a soldier comes once a 1000 years! Last time was Forrest Gump 😂

    • @captainpro69420
      @captainpro69420 Pƙed 24 dny +6

      Nah he was the opposite of this guy

    • @BangBokirKecut
      @BangBokirKecut Pƙed 23 dny +35

      ​@@captainpro69420kidding me mate, remember what forrest said to his drill serg "to do what ever you told me too my drill Sergeant"..

    • @captainpro69420
      @captainpro69420 Pƙed 21 dnem +1

      @@BangBokirKecut oh yeah I forgor

    • @nerforangeman
      @nerforangeman Pƙed 21 dnem

      The exception to that was when he was saving Dan

    • @nagash2731
      @nagash2731 Pƙed 20 dny +3

      Every time I see this clip it reminds me of Forrest screaming "BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO SIR!"

  • @outerjex
    @outerjex Pƙed 20 dny +1848

    Him dies:
    Sargeant: oh well

    • @jackasskljajo
      @jackasskljajo Pƙed 17 dny +111

      just order him not to die

    • @mageovetsomeone8494
      @mageovetsomeone8494 Pƙed 17 dny +60

      Soldiers like him don’t die because they wasn’t order to do so

    • @redacted3144
      @redacted3144 Pƙed 17 dny +21

      @@mageovetsomeone8494 why is that actually kindve badass sounding

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrin Pƙed 17 dny +14

      ​@@jackasskljajo "stop dying" *gets back up* "oh alrighty!"

    • @thewilsonestwilson8533
      @thewilsonestwilson8533 Pƙed 16 dny +3

      "I could always buy a better tool"

  • @sariahbourghli3614
    @sariahbourghli3614 Pƙed 15 dny +2

    him: dies
    sargeant: "wake up"
    him: "well ok"

  • @shadowtrooper262
    @shadowtrooper262 Pƙed 11 dny +3

    "Good soldiers follow orders."

  • @farid-frederick
    @farid-frederick Pƙed 22 dny +586

    Others:
    "so basically he's down crazy"
    "Yep"

  • @MichaelHuang-Coulombe
    @MichaelHuang-Coulombe Pƙed 18 dny +2051

    ‘Using my brain was a whole problem!’ Got me thinking he inhumane đŸ€”

    • @handris99
      @handris99 Pƙed 12 dny +7

      The military is.

    • @nickbroughton928
      @nickbroughton928 Pƙed 12 dny

      ​@@handris99so let's do away with it!! Oh yeah, everyone else would RUN US OVER.

    • @nickbroughton928
      @nickbroughton928 Pƙed 12 dny +1

      Oh and don't get "tools" confused with training. Theirs a right way and a dead way. It's pretty simplistic although, I'm sure a bunch of smarties like you already knew that huh? ..... 😊

    • @topphatt1312
      @topphatt1312 Pƙed 12 dny +2

      @@nickbroughton928an actual defensive organization and the current U.S. military are two very different things.

    • @nickbroughton928
      @nickbroughton928 Pƙed 12 dny

      @@topphatt1312 yeah that's not how it works. An army by any other name is still an army. And any force under any name has the potential to be misused. If it's the way said army is used, that your worried about, be mad at the politicians. Not like us soldiers have ANY say in the matter. Their the button pushers whom we believe represent YOUR wants. See how that works?

  • @eliteknight2137
    @eliteknight2137 Pƙed 11 dny +1

    Why we can't have more people like him?😭

  • @Leemax1
    @Leemax1 Pƙed 11 dny +1

    So me when I take my meds 😂😂 that stop thinking part got me.

  • @joyboy.6492
    @joyboy.6492 Pƙed 23 dny +364

    Dude became the happiest tool that appears every 1000years

  • @mygodis7243
    @mygodis7243 Pƙed 25 dny +885

    What governments wants from people

    • @AnonymousBosch3158
      @AnonymousBosch3158 Pƙed 22 dny +24

      This is what society wants from you friend. Not only the government.

    • @blackads9687
      @blackads9687 Pƙed 21 dnem +14

      ​@@AnonymousBosch3158 anyone that has a higher rank and can order people to do what they want to do basically

    • @AnonymousBosch3158
      @AnonymousBosch3158 Pƙed 21 dnem +5

      @@blackads9687 basicaly!

    • @lonelyfox735
      @lonelyfox735 Pƙed 20 dny +4

      Wdym "wants"? They already have it

    • @nebelwerfer8617
      @nebelwerfer8617 Pƙed 20 dny +9

      The governments, the banks, the companys, the capitalism...In general, thats what any opressor wants from people

  • @georgeyusuf9145
    @georgeyusuf9145 Pƙed 15 dny +2

    Sarg: You must be proud of yourself, son
    Grunt: Idk, I'm waiting for you to tell me.
    Sarg: đŸ„čđŸ„čđŸ„č

  • @huggsx9936
    @huggsx9936 Pƙed 10 dny +1

    this was one of the best sitcoms of it's time

  • @AshbornTHEKING
    @AshbornTHEKING Pƙed 18 dny +929

    "Good Soldiers, Follow Orders"

    • @joe1999_1
      @joe1999_1 Pƙed 17 dny +5

      Fr

    • @AzureReassure
      @AzureReassure Pƙed 17 dny +14

      I was waiting for someone to make a Bad Batch reference

    • @thewootpanda
      @thewootpanda Pƙed 16 dny +3

      The dreams.. the nightmares, they are just beginning

    • @janglyechoes
      @janglyechoes Pƙed 15 dny +6

      @@thewootpandathe mission? Forget the mission
 the mission
 the nightmares
 they’re finally
 over

    • @instantjusticewr
      @instantjusticewr Pƙed 14 dny

      Meanwhile the droids just shrug and say... Orders are ordersđŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž ​@janglyechoes

  • @Angelo-yr1en
    @Angelo-yr1en Pƙed 26 dny +3372

    Last soldiers like that were Spartans

    • @mattb8412
      @mattb8412 Pƙed 25 dny +85

      It’s how all professional armies have worked forever, structure, discipline and command.

    • @goldendots2549
      @goldendots2549 Pƙed 24 dny

      ​@@mattb8412don't forget stupidity

    • @rivermoore6179
      @rivermoore6179 Pƙed 23 dny +9

      @@mattb8412not like the Spartans , at least not many I would think

    • @davidpaola6207
      @davidpaola6207 Pƙed 23 dny +2

      It's why there's a middle class

    • @wadewilson3309
      @wadewilson3309 Pƙed 23 dny

      you mean nazis soldiers who question nothing feel nothing and just did what they were told

  • @nere4362
    @nere4362 Pƙed 9 dny +1

    For you see, You’re not dealing with the average soldier anymore.

  • @kqadir73
    @kqadir73 Pƙed 15 dny

    Such an incredible definition of a soldier

  • @godofhi7845
    @godofhi7845 Pƙed 24 dny +389

    love how the music makes it seem like he was inspirational and speaking facts lol

    • @Home0fHurt
      @Home0fHurt Pƙed 22 dny +10

      My parents gonna use this clip against me

    • @SmileUponBalls
      @SmileUponBalls Pƙed 22 dny +3

      ​@@Home0fHurt Relatable

    • @Tusk7
      @Tusk7 Pƙed 21 dnem +4

      ​@@Home0fHurtNot if you show them the rest of the episode

    • @alexanderweihmayerhamel4045
      @alexanderweihmayerhamel4045 Pƙed 21 dnem +7

      It's more eerie than anything, that's not a good thing.

  • @hotdog6593
    @hotdog6593 Pƙed 22 dny +290

    “I’m the world’s happiest tool.”
    More like the first and only happy tool in the world.

  • @Benaiah1K44
    @Benaiah1K44 Pƙed 8 dny +1

    That DS started to tear up...😆

  • @normbograham
    @normbograham Pƙed 9 dny

    truly a great skit, very well written, and acted out.

  • @user-ni3vk6vx4x
    @user-ni3vk6vx4x Pƙed 20 dny +276

    Bro had the sergeant question his entire existence and I really can't tell wether he is legit concerned or proud

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 Pƙed 18 dny +13

      I'm an art teacher. One semester I had a class full of students who all happened to be the most compliant type of personalities. On the last day we displayed everyone's work. I couldn't tell them apart. 😼 Conflicted feelings. 💔 In the end, I got very concerned that my methods may have squashed the creativity out of them.

    • @n_cgi2619
      @n_cgi2619 Pƙed 18 dny +4

      @@eetoved1758 they were just all identical?

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 Pƙed 18 dny +4

      ​@@n_cgi2619 yes 😂 some were class assignments so the subject matter was the same. But even on their independent projects, the degree of skill and degree of finish were the same across the board. I can usually tell the difference in styles, at a glance, like handwriting. I get used to them during the semester. And that's how I tell whose is who's at a distance without having to get close and decipher signatures. But not that time. 😂😂😂

    • @user-fk8fr4om3m
      @user-fk8fr4om3m Pƙed 16 dny

      @@eetoved1758 I think you're on to something. In art, creativity is individual, non-rule following, chaotic, messy. With too many rules and stringency, art becomes the shell it should never be closed within.

  • @Anas_Khan_sci
    @Anas_Khan_sci Pƙed 22 dny +81

    He is literally saying "Stop using brain!!!"😂

  • @uaefuagfakwfu3fo828
    @uaefuagfakwfu3fo828 Pƙed 18 dny

    This is the most, inspirational message ever. Renew your mind, don't use your brain!

  • @Al-jihad-9-11
    @Al-jihad-9-11 Pƙed 17 dny +1

    Now he is ready like IDF to do whatever he is told

  • @Jizzzmani
    @Jizzzmani Pƙed 21 dnem +332

    I once made my drill instructor cry
    Cry of hopelessness
    I slept one week outside of barracks
    Well.. “slept”

    • @saltsaltius9831
      @saltsaltius9831 Pƙed 18 dny +3

      I’m curious how did you manage that?

    • @mihir1700
      @mihir1700 Pƙed 18 dny

      Slept with the sarge's family (wife, mother or sis)​@@saltsaltius9831

    • @monizeshan
      @monizeshan Pƙed 18 dny

      ÙŸŰ§Ú©ŰłŰȘŰ§Ù†ÛŒ ÙÙˆŰŹ ۧ۳ ۷۱ۭ کے ÙčولŰČ ŰłÛ’ ŰšÚŸŰ±ÛŒ ÛÙˆŰŠÛŒ ہے

    • @tcoi1872
      @tcoi1872 Pƙed 18 dny

      What do you mean "”slept”"

    • @doglady2925
      @doglady2925 Pƙed 18 dny

      @@tcoi1872probably being that they had to stay outside of the barracks during the time to sleep as a punishment but didn’t properly sleep

  • @ricksanchez3218
    @ricksanchez3218 Pƙed 25 dny +140

    Everytime i see this short i hear forrest gump saying "whatever you tell me to do drill sarrrrgent"

    • @doomsdaytaco3819
      @doomsdaytaco3819 Pƙed 22 dny +10

      GOD DAMNIT GUMP!!! Your a GODDAMN genius, that's the most outstanding answer I ever heard, you must have a GODDAMN IQ of 160, you are GODDAMN gifted PVT Gump

    • @dusankubacek974
      @dusankubacek974 Pƙed 20 dny +1

      Finally someone noticed

  • @ENDER_ELSA_1817
    @ENDER_ELSA_1817 Pƙed 18 dny

    its enough to make grown man cry
    especially a drill sarg...
    he deserved those teara of joy

  • @AlkeralexExists
    @AlkeralexExists Pƙed 11 dny +1

    the insane amount of metaphors the judge used is gonna make my english teacher jealous.

  • @theapexassassin519
    @theapexassassin519 Pƙed 22 dny +69

    Ultra instinct is unlocked for this recruit since, like he said, he turned himself off and stopped thinking and just did what he was told

    • @MaxwellRodgers
      @MaxwellRodgers Pƙed 18 dny

      This makes too much sense. . .like I gotta take a lap sense. . .

  • @Chiefs_fan1595
    @Chiefs_fan1595 Pƙed 22 dny +49

    Many would argue that’s the ideal soldier and for most practical purposes it is, but leadership requires abstract thinking. The best soldiers are the ones that follow orders but know how to improvise if the situation calls for it

    • @user-ny8qt8rb3z
      @user-ny8qt8rb3z Pƙed 20 dny +4

      The soldier use to pass some stages: initial training, improved technics, professional training,- and only being with it's actual unit he may be forced to improvise. But at the basic training stage - You just have to learn lots of things and do it fast. Don't thinking - just doing as it told to You. Trying to think You're just waisting time. Just do and You'll get enough time to think about it later. Maybe in few months or years if You are clever enough - You'll understand what is that all about. But first just do, learn, don't waist time for thinking.

    • @CreakyCricket
      @CreakyCricket Pƙed 19 dny +1

      Wow. You pulled the plug and drained all the fun out.

  • @KinokiDisu
    @KinokiDisu Pƙed 17 dny

    If he's happy like that, he's happy! 😊

  • @alutamxenge9665
    @alutamxenge9665 Pƙed 17 dny

    What a blessing the Sgt must be thnking! Tears of joy

  • @A_Dawg49
    @A_Dawg49 Pƙed 25 dny +140

    This is how the government wants us to behaveđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @goldendots2549
      @goldendots2549 Pƙed 24 dny +3

      It's not that funny...

    • @NerdFaceEmoji
      @NerdFaceEmoji Pƙed 23 dny

      Im down better than arguing in circles

    • @HikaruAkitsuki
      @HikaruAkitsuki Pƙed 22 dny +2

      Then it's time to escape to the freaking government and free your self.

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G Pƙed 22 dny +1

      ​@@goldendots2549 It's hilarious.

    • @CajunReaper95
      @CajunReaper95 Pƙed 22 dny +2

      @@goldendots2549you’re right it’s fucking hilarious! đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

  • @rodericktenvoorde3486
    @rodericktenvoorde3486 Pƙed 22 dny +23

    I turned myself into a tool morty
    I'm TOOLRICKI!!!!

  • @Lessferr
    @Lessferr Pƙed 17 dny +2

    Sharpest tool in the shed

  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead Pƙed 9 dny

    REEESE! You're a god damned genius!

  • @TheHiroClaw123
    @TheHiroClaw123 Pƙed 22 dny +17

    my guy unlocked Ultra No Instinct

  • @davetheguy_708
    @davetheguy_708 Pƙed 22 dny +122

    Show name: Malcom in the Middle

  • @adamn6729
    @adamn6729 Pƙed 7 dny

    “I’m waiting for you to tell me” 😂😂😂

  • @denniscarroll3164
    @denniscarroll3164 Pƙed 13 dny

    đŸ€Ł a soldier like you comes along once every thousand years!

  • @sarahgleeson8626
    @sarahgleeson8626 Pƙed 18 dny +22

    We now have the sharpest tool in the shed

  • @ravenprime5148
    @ravenprime5148 Pƙed 22 dny +48

    The only problem with this mindset is that you will be unable to be a commander with it. To be a leader, you have to be creative and think outside the box and adapt at a moments notice, you can't wait around for somone to tell you how to complete an operation.

    • @chelu7868
      @chelu7868 Pƙed 21 dnem

      Liders are unique...how many do u know ?

    • @ravenprime5148
      @ravenprime5148 Pƙed 21 dnem +2

      Liders?

    • @danielsmith6782
      @danielsmith6782 Pƙed 20 dny

      A soldier that became like this would get kicked out. A soldier incapable of our being willing to think for themselves is not what our military wants or need.

    • @vladimirlenin4512
      @vladimirlenin4512 Pƙed 19 dny

      ​@@danielsmith6782yet, that's what pre-cold war Soviet Army wants

    • @kingconstantinusthesadisti133
      @kingconstantinusthesadisti133 Pƙed 19 dny +3

      ​@@danielsmith6782 nah.. being a tool doesnt equal to being a usless tool. If commander told you to win a war with great tactic, the great tool willl get the job done. Theyre like calculator, dont ask back, always get the job done.

  • @bingosmith3448
    @bingosmith3448 Pƙed 15 dny

    Love this show. Wish I could rewatch it.

  • @MrDarilon23
    @MrDarilon23 Pƙed 16 dny

    One of the funniest scenes in Television. Brilliant writing.

  • @theguygonnadie
    @theguygonnadie Pƙed 20 dny +17

    "Good soildiers follow orders"

  • @imcgonigle2006
    @imcgonigle2006 Pƙed 19 dny +101

    Dude neutered himself 😂

    • @PikaWarrior1222
      @PikaWarrior1222 Pƙed 18 dny +4

      what the fuck that is not what that means 💀💀💀

    • @MrAnarchyMarine
      @MrAnarchyMarine Pƙed 17 dny +3

      He did. He openly admits that he's in need of someone else to tell him what to do. He's a tool. They're expendable and not actually seen as valuable assets. He's canon fodder for the front line. The drill Sargeant knows this, and that's why he reacted that way. He broke the kid.

    • @b6_ruby
      @b6_ruby Pƙed 17 dny

      @@MrAnarchyMarinethank you for making that very clear. The person should do things in their way that feels most comfortable for them as long as they get the job done and it looks good. We’re humans not tools.

    • @krejziks3398
      @krejziks3398 Pƙed 15 dny +2

      @@PikaWarrior1222 actually it does, testosterone is main driving force in men and if you take that away you have perfect "tool", aka someone like described in this scene...
      It's how they want the modern world to look like actually, submissive people, not questioning anything, just following what they're told.
      A real men should be rebellious in his core beliefs.

    • @Boubsie
      @Boubsie Pƙed 14 dny

      💀💀💀💀

  • @DeadlyForces
    @DeadlyForces Pƙed 9 dny

    Legend says he’s still alive since he hasn’t been told to die

  • @zzL2536
    @zzL2536 Pƙed 17 dny +1

    “lol what brain?”

  • @razvanhauta9158
    @razvanhauta9158 Pƙed 23 dny +19

    The type of soldier every country is dreaming to have đŸ€Ł.

  • @North_Cascade_Railfan
    @North_Cascade_Railfan Pƙed 20 dny +15

    If anyone wants the show, it’s Malcom in the Middle

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak Pƙed 18 dny

      One of the funniest shows on TV at the time, with the awesome Bryan Cranston.

  • @RylandFiorito
    @RylandFiorito Pƙed 13 dny

    For real a true soilder

  • @TheJackdaw77
    @TheJackdaw77 Pƙed 9 dny

    There was such great writing in this show

  • @Davidan1
    @Davidan1 Pƙed 20 dny +8

    "Go into the battlefield and kill 100 enemy soldiers"
    "Ok *proceeds to stop thinking and forgets to hide and dies*"

    • @MoxJet629
      @MoxJet629 Pƙed 12 dny

      Wouldn't he just use the training he was told to use in each situation?

  • @BobBob-up8fz
    @BobBob-up8fz Pƙed 22 dny +10

    He went from school bully. To run away. To army recruit. To platoon mvp. To active solider. To deserter. To Tom Hanks. To Illegal Immigrant. To USA citizen.
    All within 2 episodes of Malcom in the Middle. :0

  • @ristube3319
    @ristube3319 Pƙed 11 dny

    Still my favorite scene of that entire show

  • @kshitijvishal148
    @kshitijvishal148 Pƙed 15 dny +1

    He is good to become a General

  • @abhishekn7200
    @abhishekn7200 Pƙed 23 dny +15

    It is a question of smart or dumb. Just that this dude is smart enough to figure out he's dumb.

    • @Camfan18YT
      @Camfan18YT Pƙed 21 dnem

      So

is he smart or dumb?

    • @BloxDying
      @BloxDying Pƙed 21 dnem +1

      ​@@Camfan18YTthats the question we dont know
      he's too smart to figure out he's dumb
      or
      he's too dumb to figure out he's smart

    • @Camfan18YT
      @Camfan18YT Pƙed 21 dnem +1

      @@BloxDying I got you. In the 5 minutes I was bored I figured out that he's dumb, as stated in the comment above, but with a little bit of intellect, because it says "smart enough" and not "so smart that."

  • @ConstintanAdrinonMornan
    @ConstintanAdrinonMornan Pƙed 18 dny +16

    Bro must be a clone trooper the way he's a good soilder and follows orders

    • @blackmetalerik962
      @blackmetalerik962 Pƙed 18 dny +1

      *stormtrooper

    • @Xavier-sl7hn
      @Xavier-sl7hn Pƙed 18 dny +2

      @@blackmetalerik962no
 a clone trooper LMAO don’t try to correct things you don’t know about

    • @Xavier-sl7hn
      @Xavier-sl7hn Pƙed 18 dny +2

      @@blackmetalerik962and before you even start, clone troopers said good soldiers must follow order, not storm troopers

    • @blackmetalerik962
      @blackmetalerik962 Pƙed 18 dny +1

      @@Xavier-sl7hn u say stormtroopers defy orderrs?

    • @countrycoffeecup7772
      @countrycoffeecup7772 Pƙed 15 dny +1

      @@blackmetalerik962 No, but being actual people and not organic robots, they at least have the ability to.

  • @user-nq4tm7cz4u
    @user-nq4tm7cz4u Pƙed 8 dny

    I've been in the Navy for almost 20 years. I've worked with the Marine Corps, for half that. Never seen a hardened D.I. cry.

  • @tinamanley7945
    @tinamanley7945 Pƙed 17 dny +2

    Reese was okay dewieđŸ‘ŒđŸ»

  • @Toxic_Eye__
    @Toxic_Eye__ Pƙed 21 dnem +8

    One old man said,"A soldier like you comes in once of 1000years"

  • @naerkode
    @naerkode Pƙed 21 dnem +4

    Last time such a soldier came along, his name was Forrest Gump😅

  • @angry_tim
    @angry_tim Pƙed 11 dny

    Thats called perfect soldier.

  • @davidhartley9115
    @davidhartley9115 Pƙed 18 dny

    “I don’t know if I am or not, I’m waiting for you to tell me” 😂😂 good sketch.

  • @nattananchunbunluesook8474
    @nattananchunbunluesook8474 Pƙed 22 dny +27

    Achievement Unlocked: Make a Drill Sargent Cry
    Rarity: 0.00000000000020092%

  • @danielash1704
    @danielash1704 Pƙed 26 dny +60

    Sargents about ti cry over the tool he wheeled into a new system of order

  • @jeremyshanemcgowan5949
    @jeremyshanemcgowan5949 Pƙed 9 dny

    Remember when this episode first came out. This was a hilarious scene

  • @maguirre16
    @maguirre16 Pƙed 9 dny

    The video makes it seem like its a wholesome thing

  • @phantobilator
    @phantobilator Pƙed 18 dny +5

    Marines when they get shot but it only hits their brain

  • @Baka001
    @Baka001 Pƙed 22 dny +4

    Don't be a tool. Be a person that uses the tool 😂

  • @FASTYMS222
    @FASTYMS222 Pƙed 8 dny

    Your thoughts do control you stay in the moment

  • @frankw991
    @frankw991 Pƙed 8 dny

    A perfect soldier

  • @patricksanders858
    @patricksanders858 Pƙed 21 dnem +116

    Yet he used his brain to figure that out.

  • @Broccoli134
    @Broccoli134 Pƙed 22 dny +15

    If I remember correctly, later in the movie this same soldier is some sort of Rambo, badass shit just by following orders to a T, but on a mission his radio breaks. No more contact to the base, no more orders to follow, and he ends up dying

    • @milkduds1001
      @milkduds1001 Pƙed 19 dny

      A Soldier that only follows orders will make a good private, but not much more. Even at lower levels we teach our Soldiers to take initiative, especially our NCOs.
      “I will exercise initiative by taking appropriate action in the absence of orders.” NCO Creed.
      A Soldier that only does what he’s told is actually looked down on. Every Soldier must one day become a leader or will get kicked out. If a Soldier can’t promote to an NCO they’re kicked out after 8 years.

    • @Broccoli134
      @Broccoli134 Pƙed 19 dny

      @@milkduds1001 depends entirely upon who your leaders are. I’ve seen leaders criticize their soldiers for not going beyond their orders for the betterment of the assignment and asking questions as to why we do things the way that we do
      I’ve also seen leaders get irritated at their soldiers for not just doing what their told and always wasting time by trying to find information on their own rather than trusting their leadership
      We obviously know which is the better leader but whether you become a free thinking soldier or a cog in the machine is ultimately dependent on what your leadership looks like while you’re just a Joe

    • @HopE-xl5fh
      @HopE-xl5fh Pƙed 19 dny

      This is from a series called malcolm in the middle, later in a simulation his radio breaks and is captured by the blue team. He realizes only doing what he is told to is boring so he goes back to being him. Ends up feeding dirt to someone, escaping, and taking a tank.
      Fast forward to next episode where he is going to afghanistan, realizes that he zoned out through all the instructions. Separates from his team, disguises as a woman, marries a guy, the guy doesn't care he is a man, he escapes until he can't walk anymore. He starts haluccinating with a frozen waffle mascot and it gives his energy to get back home, he then goes through ships, camels, turtles and ends up insulting an hindu god before his family founds him.

  • @saidlaziztolqinov
    @saidlaziztolqinov Pƙed 17 dny

    Never outsource your thinking ability

  • @petrospago3515
    @petrospago3515 Pƙed 13 dny

    bro made his superior cry

  • @prapor5823
    @prapor5823 Pƙed 26 dny +235

    The most stupid soldier in the thousand years lmao

    • @Angelo-yr1en
      @Angelo-yr1en Pƙed 26 dny +5

      No

    • @A_Real_Rat
      @A_Real_Rat Pƙed 25 dny +2

      Nope :)

    • @TylerSmith235
      @TylerSmith235 Pƙed 25 dny

      Stupid human. Perfect soldier. When you see someone sagging there pants in a court room and get arrested for it, you see the bailiff arrest him and you can tell he is just a soldier. Doing foot work. He does what he is told and doesn't question anything.

    • @knowthyself9791
      @knowthyself9791 Pƙed 25 dny +11

      He mastered his mind makes him enlightened not mentally challenged

    • @TheMasterhomaster
      @TheMasterhomaster Pƙed 25 dny +1

      The marines beg to differ.

  • @earltealjr6334
    @earltealjr6334 Pƙed 22 dny +3

    That is called BRAINWASHED
    đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁTom MacDonald

  • @Ferrarilover458
    @Ferrarilover458 Pƙed 11 dny

    He made so happy 😂

  • @BlackDragon-cn8vj
    @BlackDragon-cn8vj Pƙed 15 dny

    a soldier that doesn't think is a dead man in the battlefield