The Worst Thing Added To Hearts Of Iron 4 - Battle For The Bosporus
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#heartsofiron4 #hoi4 #byzantinesuckbalz - Hry
Imagine being Mussolini and watching Greece reform the Eastern Roman Empire, while you can't even Invade Kenya...
Bruh😂
Rip
Mussolini: Oi
Ligma
Do artillery only for nostalgia november
YES
Wtf is that emoji
replying so that ISP will finally notice you
Looks like the islovakproductions is here !
Let's get this to the top
Fun fact:If the Germans oppose Mr. Mustache man, you can actually get Adolfos I as Byzantine Emperor
oh god
please no
Lol does he have the mustache too 😂
Is this actually real or a joke? Please link to a screenshot if true
Omg
Paradox: What do want today sir?
Paradox Community: I’ll have a restored Byzantine Empire
Paradox: How original...
Paradox Community: With a restored Ottoman Empire as well
Paradox: Daring today aren’t we
That's why my favourite path in hoi4 is fascist UK, it really is original, has unique mechanics and it's not memey like CSA 2.0 or reforming Central Powers(though you can be standard fascist USA if you take advisor quickly enough and have better game this way).
But well, Byzantium is also fun to play IMO, especially when you figure out how to get Hitler as Basileus.
What do you want today, ISP viewers?
"Artillery only"
Daring today aren't we
@@freddekl1102 Not gonna lie, -Hitler- Adolfos I as Basileus of Byzantine Empire is the most based thing ever
@@deadpan904 idk about based but its pretty fucking funny
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Artillery only 3, return of the artillery for nostalgia november bruh
czcams.com/video/p-7Sae1CeeA/video.html. And that would be a solid trilogy if I say so myself.
hey
After the War during the peace conference
The Allies: Alright, so what about Alsace-Lorraine? We cant trust the Germans or the French with it, so what should we do with it?
The Byzantines: I've got an idea. Give it to me.
The Allies: That makes sense to me
The Byzantines: Also I'll need territory to connect it to my own, so I'll need southern Germany too.
The Allies: Cool. It's all yours
hey
"japan loses korea"
"Japan conquers India"
Hmmm
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They need spicy food and they’ll get it.
@@Marulauriu710 I need to see this
Ok maybe I don't
@@theonebman7581 pls dont
@@Marulauriu710 Oh God, I bet it's so hot....
I can hear the sound of plates smashing off in the distance
Oh shit oh fuck their coming. Opa!
Why do I see you literally everywhere
@@awildfilingcabinet6239 I think you mean opai .
Oh god what have I said.
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@kinda a crusade 😂😂😂😂
Greece: Reestablishs the Byzantine Empire.
Italy, trying to reestablish the Roman Empire: 👁👄👁
I mean its a successful rome and another rome that can barely win against Ethiopia
I love how paradox justified it's inclusion by going "at the time, the greeks were confused"
“I was lost and confused”
The justifications should have just been that nothing else in HOI4 is historical so why wouldn't they add Byzantium
Yes
@@MrJChristianz well I would overall it’s historical, just all together realistic
I think it makes sense for a 20th century fascistic government to invoke an anachronism. Fascists love to invoke history, but aren’t usually very accurate about it.
Do artillery only for nostalgia november #dothaartilery
Nice stolen suggestion
Artillery only as democratic tana tuva on civilian economy
@@nootnoot9784 Mountain General literally said to spam this on his discord, its not stolen
@@juliancumbia6443 Oh then I'm sorry
@@nootnoot9784 its ok
Do the Artillery only. We need a real Nostalgia November
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i can love the pogchamp byzantine empire! omg so funny please thank you amazing.
You said its funny before watching any of the video
i can see the thumbnail and ive played hearts of iron, thats all the info i need.
Bruh, how?
Nostalgia November=Multiplayer artillery only?
Sounds like pain for everyone......
I love it
What like get everyone in a bo stream and they can only make arty sound like a painful but beautiful experience but as they say art is pain
Imagine this company - Rimmy, ISP, ISorrow, ISlovak, Alex with Drew as observer
I can just imagine Mussolini and the Greek guy sitting in silence in a room together each checking their watches every few minutes until it gets too awkward and one of them leaves.
10:00 it is a part of italy, they just slapped the mexican shield to disguise themselves from the allies
It really hit me once I played this dlc that Greece has just been in debt for over a century. Of course, many will be in the same boat soon.....
Greece has been in crushing debt since its independence from the Ottomans. The Brits got them in an awful debt trap in exchange for supporting Greek independence.
I’m still waiting for the Soviet Union and Italy focus tree updated
'cording to isp the soviet focus is gonna be in the next dlc
USSR is in next dlc
@@bigmanlucas DLC? Isnt it going to be a free massive update?
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 from paradox?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
@@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 boi you new round here?
“The kids love Byzantium”
All these kids and their byzantophilia
. . . School has failed
If we call this big fucking thing Byzantium, the- the kids will love it, and they’ll come here, the Kids love Byzantium! - Basileus Patt to Strategos Matt
The kids shall be taken as a tribute and raised as Jannisaries of the Sultan!
@@jeune_turc9404 . . . The sultan of who byzantium ah yes the byzantine sultanate.
And the Greek Bee goes “Byz Byz”
The fact that Bulgaria has a better focus tree than Italy and Russia, while some countries in ww2, don’t have one at all
Bulgaria was more in WW2 than Portugal or Mexico or Turkey, bitch about those countries instead.
@@Zwijger turkey did participate in ww2 but they did when the war was already won lmao
@@nazeerkhot3651 Yeah I don't count any country that joined the allied side in the last year, that shit is weak.
The one way Mussolini would've finally been able to live an a modern Roman empire was if Byzantium annexed Italy. But they took Austria and southern Germany instead.
Professionals have standards.
I can't believe my mods folder was annihilated for this.
Idk what's wrong with my game, but I can't play OWB. It won't even download. Says corrupt disk. But all my other mods downloaded just fine, so I have no idea what's wrong.
The end result is the literal embodiment of "thanks, I hate it."
Meeting at Paradox interactive :
"OK we reworked Turkey and Bulgaria, we should rework Greece too.."
"jo, I guess we should.."
"do you have any ideas?"
"nej..."
"me neither... We could make them reform the Byzantine empire.. It makes no freaking sense though."
"well, do you have any other ideas?"
"...."
Some months later:
REVIVE BYZANTIUM
Meanwhile, the other paths in this focus tree:
Helleno-turkism.
Greek Stalinism
Greater Greece
Hellenistic Empire
I swear you people love talking out your ass.
Makes no sense? Roman is still a synonym for Greek in our language. Are you stupid?
@The Nova renaissance Are you even Greek? Whether we "created" the ERE is irrelevant. How the fuck do you explain Turan in the Turkish Tree? That never even existed.
Byzantium is the modern name for the Basileia ton Romaion, an Empire that spoke Greek, was ruled by Greeks, and that most of its European contemporaries referred to as "the Greek Empire". Being Greek and being Roman became synonymous concepts in the medieval period and studying that period in our country's history, yes we view it as our country's history, is a genre of scientific research in this country.
If you're arguing that it should be renamed to the ERE, so does Paradox, and that's why the Democratic version is the Eastern Roman Republic.
You're not Greek. You're not a historian. You probably never even play this country. You don't know much of anything. Shut up and let people have fun with their VIDEO GAME, Captain No-Life
@The Nova renaissance Ah yes, criticize my tone instead of my arguments. The classic final move of the ignorant and intellectually dishonest. Let's see how that works out for him Tom.
The Turanist movement was alive and well in 1936 despite Turan itself never existing, modern Turks being far more genetically related to the peoples they conquered than their Turkic cousins, and Turkish as we know it today being a dead language for the hundreds of years of Ottoman rule.
But the idea that the Greeks might at one point want to revive the absolute height of power their civilization achieved during Byzantine hegemony over the entire Eastern Mediterranean, nah that's silly, how could that ever make it into Greek fascist ideology in 1936?
Nevermind the Megali Idea, fundamentally founded on the exact same principle, and wanting to accomplish virtually the exact same outcome, not only existed but damn near succeeded 15 years earlier, let's ignore that crap.
Tell me, Nova, can I call you Nova? Would you define the Megali Idea as irredentist?
Wikipedia certainly does, and so do most of its sources. Let's see what the definition of that word might be, shall we?
From the Oxford dictionary: "Irredentism: a policy of advocating the restoration to a country of any territory formerly belonging to it."
Formerly belonging to it? Now when did Greece the modern nation EVER fucking own the ENTIRE WEST COAST OF ASIA MINOR? They didn't. But Byzantium sure did. Curious how that works.
Just admit you don't want Byzantium in the game because it SOUNDS silly. There's nothing wrong with having an opinion. What is wrong is claiming you have any facts to back it up when you clearly fucking don't.
@@GeorgePerakis the other guy deleted his comment so it looks like your ranting at nothing
When i played Sweden one time we had West Germany, East Germany, German Reich and Bavaria
Pretty common when ai gets too much war score in peace deals
Seeing the “war justification against you” notification as ISP ends the video belongs in top ten moments before disaster
Don’t need to buy the history boy hoodie, already disappointing my parents
Its not hard
And to think that yesterday it was our national holiday of saying no to the Italian demands in 28th October 1940
Its actually a national holiday today in turkey, 29th october. That’s an interesting coincidence.
@@TheVirtuosoe national holiday of what?
@@failuretv814 It’s the republic day, the day we switched goverments to be ruled by a republic. Though it didn’t actually happen for some time after.
@@TheVirtuosoe You guys are closer than you thought.
Now kiss for P E A K B A L K A N I S M
@@theonebman7581 Time to unify the balkans...again
Paradox did drop the ball here, the eee where not byzantine larpers, they where just anatolian refugees wanting to get back their homes, instead of the byzantium larp they should just let you do the megali idea and then greater greece, with some extra pieces of anatolia cored for good measure
maybe, but the paradox community is composed of byzantine larpers unfortunately
The EEE opposes you if you got the byzantine path, which is democratic. The fascist EEE dictatorship is another path.
@@Roskow no, you have two fascist paths, the metaxas fascist path that lets you either turn metacas into a fascist or a natsoc guy that likes turkey, you get the eee once you get down the republican path because the eee disolved in 1935 because of infighting, but got back toguether once again because their enemy got to power, and its the eee that paradox call "byzantinist fascists" wich is the most dumb thing i've ever heard
@@helioabc sadly, instead of shoving byzantium in hoi4 they should make byzantium unique instead of playint as a medieval feudal society in Ck3 lol
@@eugenioderevell3826 but don't you know that Western Europe was the only important place in history?
Even I have a History Boy hoodie. If you don't have a History Boy hoodie, are you REALLY a history boy?
No, but I'm a North Korea fanboy
History boy hoodie is for the cool kids, if you wanna be cool then get your self a History boy hoodie.....or I'll find you
And I'll delete your hoi4
I got a bachelor degree in history, so am i qualified for a history boy hoodie? But sadly a bachelor degree in history doesn't qualify me for a job, so i can't afford neither.
@@marcelk2753 i feel ya bro
iSorrow is going through the comments sobbing because of the fact that 98% of them are "artillery only for nostalgia November"
you ought to do old world blues for nostalgia November, they just updated recently
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Do artillery only
in Victoria 2.
5:39 "The best moustache in the world!"
Semyon Budyonny: *"Am I a joke to you?"*
Kaiser Wilhelm II: *Daring today, aren't we?*
Fun fact: the Flag of "Hellas" (after Nenikikamen and before Byzantine Themata) was actually the flag of the Hellenic merchant fleet until 1838
Great, now the only thing we haven't seen from the DLC are camels
CAMELS ONLY WHEN
7:40 "Byzantium" would probably have a majority Turkish population. Actually, that would really be a cool thing for Paradox to do something with. Have some sort of focus that gives the Turkish majority political power and reform into the Sultanate of Rum as a sort of post-apartheid Byzantium, with its own mission tree.
Or, you could not do that. The Turks already have a sodding mission tree. And besides, this path is fascist. Genocide and forced conversions are kind of implied here. Just like what happened when the Turks conquered Anatolia.
@@GeorgePerakis lol Greek guy got triggered. 😂
Playing a japan game right now and the allies combined have over 80m losses, then russia had about 25m as well before it got tooken
I once mowed through Russia with just 12 divisions as Japan
I vote that every November isp replays the artillery only challenge with a worse and worse nation each time
Me playing Greece: oh what an interesting focus tree....
Italy: *È una bella cosa che hai trovato, che sia un peccato se qualcuno ti dichiarasse guerra...*
3:47 yes, you can :-)
ah yes 360p, the true isorrowprovider experience
your punishment for being early
imagine forming byzantium in stellaris
"I think paradox has some greek nationalist"
*Daddy iSorrow reforms Byzantium*
"I've been looking forward to this"
I'd love some ISP-and-chill-like content with the quick conquests, chilled commentary and lounge music.
6:54 you’ll never experience fun until you’ve invaded Romania with no manpower no stability and go guns.
Hungary in 1920 is the most country ever then 🥴
I think it’s funny how in hoi4 you can just conquer a certain land and declare yourself the successor to a long-fallen, completely unrelated empire, and suddenly all of the foreigners under your occupation resisting your rule are immediately overcome by an unwavering sense of loyalty and assimilate into your country.
Not even long fallen empires, Imagen trying to Unify europe irl lmao
For nostalgia November you should do Old World Blues, it was just updated.
Last time I was this early, ISP was going to reveal his face on the Yogscast Jingle Jam.
Play as England in the fate of England start, and try to survive the Norman invasion. I don’t know if this will be hard or not, but it would be neat to see. I’m talking about Ck3, just thought I’d throw that in there
Love your videos! Keep the great work up!
All hail Barackios Obamos. The great Byzantine Emperor
A kaissereich/redux or Old World Blues revisit for November would be great Sorrows, looking forward to it
What puzzles me about the comment section is the insane level of history nerdery going on. Like, if I played HoI4, I'd just be doing the grand strategy thing, not bothering about how historical/a-historical my scenario would be.
You should go back to Old World Blues. It got an expansion into Texas recently
Ironically the Texas content is probably the worst part of the update, all the New Colorado stuff, the changes to Santa Anna, the Legion, Mojave Chapter and Rosado are all way better.
@@MrFaorry only good part of Texas is TAA imo
I disagree, the Alamo Chapter breaching Fort Hood and the “Plea for help” focus event were fucking phenomenal.
Spoiler for “plea for help”
What’s not to get excited about the motherfucking Midwest brotherhood coming in with their badass power armor as I’m getting steadily pushed back by Santa Anna. That focus literally turned the war around for me. It was an epic experience I’ll never forget
absolutely loved this video, also loved when you said that repaying debts are cringe.
This was such a lackluster "overhaul" for Greece. They could have been so creative with this expansion, and there are so many other mods out there they for Greece which are free and far better than this DLC
Such as? Genuinely curios. Last I checked my favourites were deprecated. If you say "road to 56" you are objectively wrong and also stupid.
@@GeorgePerakis the Byzantium add on for kaiserreich is far better than this dlc for Greece. I also didn’t care all that much for the road to 56 mod for Greece lol
@Theo V Kaiserreich Sucks, it has no alt-history why would anyone play Greece on that boring ass mod
@@theov4020 yeah, but Kaiserreich is a completely different timeline, so I don't see what they have in common other than being the same country
@@a.katyusha2667 I’m just saying that the new dlc is not worth 10 bucks and you can easily find a better mod for Greece
Seeing Byzantium in hoi4 shows that you should release your Mega Campaign from last year as a mod
When are you going to do that Victoria II tutorial? I'm actually interested in learning how to play before I buy it so I know if I would like it.
Also, get Adolphis Hitlerios in Byzantium.
iSorrow: *posts DLC play through of game I don’t play and don’t plan to play*
Me: 0OoOoOoOoHh *clicks*
Artilleryonly for nostalgia November
That face in the thumbnail has been haunting me for the past 3 hours and I finally succumbed to the pressure of it's evil stare and have clicked on the video. Will this spare my family and my life? Who knows.
Greek Tiger Tank isn't real, He can't hurt you
Greek Tiger Tank: 10:48
Fun fact: as Greece, if Bulgaria wants to take Thrace and Macedonia, it won’t actually let you refuse it. They just take it. Great game design. It even prevents you from forming Byzantium
My favourite is when going historocal Metaxas route in a historical game, I decided that Id do the focus that gives me a puplet war goal on Bulgaria, figured I could use them as a buffer and it wss one less axis minor to deal with.
I attacked, won quickly, ouppeted them, then they promptly took a focus which made them not only join the Axis, but magically free themselves.
I spent the next year of the war desperately defending the bulk of axis hordes in the mountains around Thessaloniki, thank god the Brits were ahead in the naval game in the Med (though they lost all of North Africa, including the Suez) so they had taken Zara and Italian Albania, and the Italians never justified on Yugoslavia.
Eventually Id grinded down the Axis enough and managed to build my forces enough so that I could start pushing them back into Bulgaria, I'd capitualted Bulgaria with the help of British and Free French units and were threatening Romania, then Germany declared war on Yugoslavia for Slovenia, and I had to fall back to those same mountains (and actually had to defend the Eprius-Thessaloniki line) and wait till Barbarossa so that we could take back the Balkans.
Not only after the war I not get Bulgaria my former puppet (a communist coup meant that all the land went to comintern Bulgaria), I didnt get Albania which I occupied with my own forces, the Dodecanese which I had invaded myself using my own fleet and troops.
All I got was Sicily, and fucking GREEK EAST GERMANY/PRUSSIA because the Soviets were too busy annexing my occupied territories and North Africa to creat East Germany.
Fucking hell paradox.
Welcome to iSpartaProductions! Today: more depression and HOI4
it would be really nostalgic if he went back and played Greece for nostalgia november
Victoria 2 country roulette for nostalgia November!
ISP: "our leader has the best mustache in the world"
Me: "Stalin begs to differ"
9:30
As Vichy France, you can choose to join forces with Free France if Germany refused to grant you independence
5:48 Mountain general Time
Some Greeks in rural areas during WWII, as well as in some islands, still considered themselves Romans, not Greek.
CONFUSION INTENSIFIES
Nostalgia November is coming!
Nostalgic November u say
We also got alot of things to invade **slowly pans over to turkey**
You should def do a redo of your Yugoslavia world conquest video for nostalgia november, especially since its got new focus tree stuff
I already prepared it, iSorrow!
ironic having an ad interrupt the video right in the middle of a no-no brown word
That sales pitch for the hoodie was top notch, i gotta say
I had this really bad turkey game where I went facist and i was in the axis, Germany declared war on the allies and the Comintern at 1938 and i just did fortress turkey
5:41 trollface with a moustache
3:50 LOL THATS THE FUNNY
3:08 Average tuesday in greece
Seems like artillery only is calling again
That artillery number finally got me subscribed.
ISP, play revamped Yugoslavia where you dismantle yourself and can somehow be even stronger when you re-unify.
I think you should do some Tropico playthroughs! Quality material to play around with there :D
Repaying debt...
Me a greek lad: no sir we don't do that here
Me also a greek: I agree
Bring back the desk mod for nostalgia november
Artillery only for nostalgia november
Do Country Roulette for nostalgia november
You should play Old World Blues again. They recently updated it with new factions like the Texan Brotherhood.
ISP: Choosing the worst part of the Greece focus tree and also do not play very good as greece
Also ISP: Yeah the Greece focus tree is actually not that good
Me who played greece one time but took the better part of focus: are u kidding me?
4:57 Me That Has Defeated Turkey In Worst Conditions: *Wait Are You Serious?*
6:33 Me: Oh That Explains It
New Yugo update is hilarious, starting peasant revolts have never been so entertaining
CK3 Siege machine only, from count to empire.
Artillery only, *now*
i saw byzantine empire in thumbnail and that says a lot
Focus Tree DLC.... the saddest form of DLC.