How Australia Ruined The World - Hearts Of Iron A2Z

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  • @hammedburger8231
    @hammedburger8231 Před 3 lety +3567

    this is a certified outback classic

  • @nickschulz3367
    @nickschulz3367 Před 3 lety +3283

    “You think Poland’s safe? Think again.”
    Poland: “You were saying, pipsqueak?”

    • @dekaredfire
      @dekaredfire Před 3 lety +126

      Poland shall never lost ever again

    • @enzorodrigues6435
      @enzorodrigues6435 Před 3 lety +56

      Poland is a wall. Any shit that happens in Europe will splash them first ... Lmao

    • @wojciechkowalski8061
      @wojciechkowalski8061 Před 3 lety +81

      Poland: "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?!"

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical Před 3 lety +15

      Poland is not yet- victorious enough

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 Před 3 lety +47

      Poland: "All I'm surrounded by is fear. And DEAD MEN."

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 Před 3 lety +3213

    Could you imagine being a history student in this cursed time-line?

    • @twojstarypijany3182
      @twojstarypijany3182 Před 3 lety +249

      Cursed? POLANT STRONK

    • @williambaker1003
      @williambaker1003 Před 3 lety +206

      I saw this comment before watching and was like ah it can’t be that bad they’re exaggerating

    • @mshaqed2538
      @mshaqed2538 Před 3 lety +51

      This would be amazing, so much war to learn about!

    • @Gigajinxed1145
      @Gigajinxed1145 Před 3 lety +348

      "Okay class, so after the german civil war the germans allied the chinese against the japanese ad the comintern of monarchist france, yugoslavia and the ussr invade italy..." "Sir what does this have to do with poland." "WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE TOM!"

    • @mshaqed2538
      @mshaqed2538 Před 3 lety +145

      @@Gigajinxed1145 The polish and the swiss were famous for choosing not to join any faction, thus being the only two netural sides in the war.

  • @fortis3686
    @fortis3686 Před 3 lety +2886

    Ah yes. The island who’s unofficial anthem is about a hobo who steals a sheep, and then drowns himself rather than being caught by authorities (Waltzing Matilda)

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Před 3 lety +252

      What other anthem would you choose to symbolise the best of Australia?

    • @noahsmith170
      @noahsmith170 Před 3 lety +83

      @@_Nohan_ How did you end up an American president then Mr. Johnson?

    • @ggt-gk8rn
      @ggt-gk8rn Před 3 lety +22

      @@_Nohan_ holy fuck what're you doing up early morning

    • @santi2683
      @santi2683 Před 3 lety +10

      Fittingly australian innit

    • @laatmemetrustkutgoogle8896
      @laatmemetrustkutgoogle8896 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Longshanks1690 Smoko - The Chats

  • @Ofiotaurus
    @Ofiotaurus Před 3 lety +825

    ”What the fu..” -King George III after Soviet Union became known as eastern poland.

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian Před 3 lety +79

      andgermany as western poland, italy as switzerland, the dutch declaring greater netherlands.. again, and the americans doing a reverse manifest destiny

    • @ThisCharmlessMan
      @ThisCharmlessMan Před 3 lety +14

      George VI, not III

    • @sapphoschild3019
      @sapphoschild3019 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ThisCharmlessMan its an oversimplified reference

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom Před 3 lety +1

      why didn't you invade in eastern poland

    • @SurveyTurtleGaming
      @SurveyTurtleGaming Před 3 lety +2

      @@ThisCharmlessMan I like to believe this war and the American Revolution happened at the same time actually

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Před 3 lety +2197

    I love how the entire world went after the Soviets and couldn’t put a dent in them, so Poland just did it themselves

    • @dekaredfire
      @dekaredfire Před 3 lety +83

      Sigismund Vasa be like "Ha, that's my boys"

    • @simontapaj2313
      @simontapaj2313 Před 3 lety +55

      I wonder if germany had military access through poland and helped them push

    • @KarthikAyyalasomayajula
      @KarthikAyyalasomayajula Před 3 lety +56

      @@simontapaj2313 The AI usually doesnt send military access requests
      My guess is the Soviets just didnt have troops on the border

    • @subhuman2433
      @subhuman2433 Před 3 lety +18

      Miracle on the Vistula be like

    • @Monkeyballs9999
      @Monkeyballs9999 Před 3 lety +18

      Poland became Thanos. “Fine, I’ll do it myself”

  • @FPL_Bottler
    @FPL_Bottler Před 3 lety +1292

    and yet even after all that chaos, South America is exactly the same.

    • @AlkalineandAcid
      @AlkalineandAcid Před 3 lety +120

      After Argentina drew attention to South America last episode, the continent must now wait 4 more episodes until they are allowed relevance once more by the HOI4 gods.

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous Před 3 lety +4

      based

    • @minefoxc4015
      @minefoxc4015 Před 3 lety +22

      Can't make a mess of what already is.

    • @ntvm4749
      @ntvm4749 Před 3 lety +5

      @@minefoxc4015 based

    • @maximooscarmolina3617
      @maximooscarmolina3617 Před 2 lety +6

      ​@@minefoxc4015
      Technically the people in South America made a disaster by breaking up and making several nations instead of making one great or two great nations, perhaps we should have remained like Brazil, all the colonies united under one solid flag.

  • @derpedkajar312
    @derpedkajar312 Před 3 lety +230

    >be isp
    >"never another gallipoli"
    >17 minutes of him being dragged across the world to fight in british wars

    • @lebruh3183
      @lebruh3183 Před 3 lety +21

      To be fair
      That is literally every Britain's ally ever

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian Před 3 lety +636

    This is a certified "Poland goes ham on everyone dwelling upon this green earth except for Germany" moment.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +37

      The reason why they won is simple: They put feathers on their vehicles. They were using Armored Cavalry. They were the Winged Hussars.

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire Před 2 lety +1

      @@ladywaffle2210 ah yes winged hussars. Every country has their prime time

  • @CH-wg1bh
    @CH-wg1bh Před 3 lety +977

    Alternative Title: "What if Australia won the Emu War"

    • @CH-wg1bh
      @CH-wg1bh Před 3 lety +12

      @@AxxLAfriku Mmmm.. thank you, I also wish a good afternoon to yourself.

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 Před 3 lety +2

      @@CH-wg1bh his content sucks, it's just him flexing his two "hot girlfriends" despite him being "ugly".

    • @rusty3073
      @rusty3073 Před 3 lety +1

      @@alicorn3924 so what are you doing here

    • @thenightmare7316
      @thenightmare7316 Před 3 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku no

    • @chombus2602
      @chombus2602 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rusty3073 he's talking about axxl

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +237

    2:07 That place is called the Kerguelen Islands, a part of the French Southern and Antarctic Lands. Quite a remote part of France, and the climate there is very harsh.
    A German auxiliary cruiser (Atlantis) was there during WWII, and one of its crew members fell while painting the funnel. His burial site is the southernmost German military burial site in the world.

  • @briguy345
    @briguy345 Před 3 lety +563

    Alternative title: ISP turns into Drew Durnil

  • @DenisADJk
    @DenisADJk Před 3 lety +80

    i like how lilac portugal somehow survived the entire world blowing up

  • @portmoneul
    @portmoneul Před 3 lety +77

    Germany: I'm gonna be chill and sit this one out.
    Poland: surrender was never an option.

  • @finnegerton-warburton5375
    @finnegerton-warburton5375 Před 3 lety +88

    The Perfect nation doesn't exi-
    Lilac Portugal: Hold my beer

  • @mattpinkerton6562
    @mattpinkerton6562 Před 3 lety +110

    In this game we see what happens when Poland gets sick of everyone bullying them

  • @never_ending_cycle
    @never_ending_cycle Před 3 lety +1692

    Proper title: how a fictional island ruined the world

  • @Snowfox456
    @Snowfox456 Před 3 lety +395

    The AI can't cause too much chaos, I'm sure.
    15 minutes later: P O L A N D

  • @santi2683
    @santi2683 Před 3 lety +125

    I read "the Italian shogunate" and it would still probably make more sense than anything here

    • @hannibalkills1214
      @hannibalkills1214 Před 3 lety +20

      I saw an Italian Shogunate flag for the Red Flood mod and it looks exactly like a restaurant.

    • @santi2683
      @santi2683 Před 3 lety

      @@hannibalkills1214 lol

    • @santi2683
      @santi2683 Před 3 lety

      @@bighillraft OH GOD OH FUCK

  • @xernax1841
    @xernax1841 Před 3 lety +60

    "How Poland decided it's time for revenge for the partition wars"

  • @thatoneguy-lk5nc
    @thatoneguy-lk5nc Před 3 lety +173

    Because of the multiverse theory, you've made this hell a real place somewhere.
    Good job

    • @nat3_849
      @nat3_849 Před rokem +8

      technically it would have already existed, he just allowed such a place to be realised as possible universe

  • @Sgnolbo
    @Sgnolbo Před 3 lety +25

    Wow, didn't realise Drew Durnil was uploading again. What an exciting spectator game this was!

  • @Jame5man
    @Jame5man Před 3 lety +71

    I just like how Poland and Switzerland looked at Europe and were like “Hell no, this shit is not on”

  • @darkpurpleinsanity9461
    @darkpurpleinsanity9461 Před 3 lety +35

    I can't believe you forgot about New Zealand. Though, thinking on it more, that's probably the most normal thing in this world.

  • @whyguy12
    @whyguy12 Před 3 lety +25

    “So the cool thing about Australia in hearts of iron Four” Long pause... “uh there’s some boats”

  • @jahfield9116
    @jahfield9116 Před 3 lety +38

    Poland was doing some 5head plays while everyone else was fighting each other

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator Před 3 lety +4

      They just had the word "menacing" floating all around them.

  • @GuakstickLabs
    @GuakstickLabs Před 3 lety +10

    Title: Australia
    Chunk of Video: SPAIN VS SPAIN.

  • @Steven-pb4wn
    @Steven-pb4wn Před 3 lety +85

    The fact that you keep continuing, you are a madlad

  • @TheOneTrueKaiser
    @TheOneTrueKaiser Před 3 lety +302

    You know he is serious continuing the A-Z when he plays an imaginary country.

    • @problems3485
      @problems3485 Před 3 lety +12

      @THEINVISIBLEWAFFLE bruh to soon

    • @TheOneTrueKaiser
      @TheOneTrueKaiser Před 3 lety +16

      @THEINVISIBLEWAFFLE nah, imaginary like losing against birds.

    • @TheOneTrueKaiser
      @TheOneTrueKaiser Před 3 lety +2

      @@prussianprince7828 so it was murica who lost against the birds, interesting.

    • @SharkJ002
      @SharkJ002 Před 3 lety

      @@problems3485 sry but why did you tell him it was too soon to say what he said?

    • @problems3485
      @problems3485 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SharkJ002 lol because it’s very clearly not to soon to make fun of him for not having a working left arm considering he’s been dead for 80 years

  • @Vanderyn
    @Vanderyn Před 3 lety +46

    I remember the first time you played Austria. You've grown a lot since then.

  • @jevinliu4658
    @jevinliu4658 Před 3 lety +20

    It is rumored that to this day Australia is still fighting for New Zealand.

  • @sandstorm9305
    @sandstorm9305 Před 3 lety +195

    Last time I was this early Australia was ruled by the Emus

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 Před 3 lety +89

    That French island in the Indian Ocean has really messed up my brain.
    Also, Jesus this game was cursed

    • @problems3485
      @problems3485 Před 3 lety +14

      You say cursed I say I just saw Poland’s greatest game

    • @bajlozi6873
      @bajlozi6873 Před 3 lety +2

      Never seen a game like this. I would love to play in it.

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 Před 3 lety +2

      I've seen one game like this. Except instead of everyone versus the commies it was everyone versus the allies (including the comintern, qing, japan, and communist china all at the exact same time).

  • @bird5454
    @bird5454 Před 3 lety +14

    Petition to make ISP make an A2Z playlist so i can binge it easier in chronological order ;)

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +19

    "So we have Papua-"
    *PAPUA NEW GUINEA, PAPUA NEW GUINEA DUDES*

  • @Daniel-kq4bx
    @Daniel-kq4bx Před 3 lety +8

    This was basically a Dre Durnil Cosplay. Loved it

  • @captainvanhorn773
    @captainvanhorn773 Před 3 lety +5

    Wow, he is still continuing it.
    To quote that one South African guy from the 1933 start date "P O G"

  • @AlphaNumericKey
    @AlphaNumericKey Před 3 lety +13

    Aaaaand so in this timeline, uh.... Okay we're gonna need a flowchart here, this is actually even more complicated than the actual WWII.

  • @iberianslivestreams9597
    @iberianslivestreams9597 Před 3 lety +17

    ISP basically in every video of the A to Z challenge:
    -takes over a continent
    or
    -does nothing while Portugal naval invades Vladivostok

  • @Zynderr
    @Zynderr Před 3 lety +12

    I will now give you an imaginary hug for continuing the series

  • @arielfuchs316
    @arielfuchs316 Před 3 lety +18

    This seems like something drew would come up with.

  • @deadlydonut2552
    @deadlydonut2552 Před 3 lety +63

    I really can’t tell if ISP is improving with his depression or just embraced the hellscape of CZcams

  • @publicmasterrater2112
    @publicmasterrater2112 Před 3 lety +9

    We do love this serie, don't kill yourself before you've finished it
    Thank you

  • @sir_fuckwit
    @sir_fuckwit Před 3 lety +64

    This episode is basically Poland being done with everyone's shit.
    Edit: When the fuck did I make this?

  • @denizjanfisekci4904
    @denizjanfisekci4904 Před 3 lety +8

    I feel like im watchin drew. Literally spectator mode (10/10 I love it)

  • @igranka
    @igranka Před 3 lety +4

    ISP: Today we'r gonna play Australia in a chaos world, boys!
    Also ISP: *Enters Drew Durnil mode*

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow Před 3 lety +5

    "You have to pay for Australian flavour"
    Of course you do - Vegemite isn't free.

  • @Gamer-ne2vr
    @Gamer-ne2vr Před 3 lety +43

    How many civil wars can a country have?
    Spain: Yes

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 Před 3 lety +5

    One time I set every nation's behavior to random in rt56 and it was great

  • @merulaeaspectu2349
    @merulaeaspectu2349 Před 3 lety +13

    In a world where everyone is at war and everything is on fire...
    Poland and Switzerland win
    Yeah I kinda like it

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire Před 2 lety

      The most unexpected countries rule the world :/

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Před 3 lety +8

    Imagine being so down bad that you pay for the dlc that includes the Australian focus tree exclusively for the Australian focus tree

  • @wertyline806
    @wertyline806 Před 3 lety +9

    This was just a Drew Durnill video :D

  • @federico9481
    @federico9481 Před 3 lety +8

    **ISP uploads video playing as Australia**
    Video category: Fantasy

  • @1001airstrikes
    @1001airstrikes Před 3 lety +5

    Loved big poland and switzerland. Can't wait to see Austria-Hungary next episode!

  • @THEDonnyB
    @THEDonnyB Před 3 lety +1

    You Drew Durnill and Alex the Rambler are a holy trinity. Really enjoy the vids man.

  • @zddxddyddw
    @zddxddyddw Před 3 lety

    I'm loving this A-to-Z series. Keep it up!

  • @joebruh9235
    @joebruh9235 Před 3 lety +49

    The more Spains in one game puts me in more pain

  • @DaJay42
    @DaJay42 Před 3 lety +3

    There is just something incredibly hilarious about (unaligned?) AI Switzerland going absolutely ham.

  • @cpt.mystic_stirling
    @cpt.mystic_stirling Před 3 lety

    Kinda interested how the history books write this. Like, Poland backdoor rush, Portugal’s cursed experience with its neighbors, The German people’s front (and also being in the UK at one point), there is just a lot to unravel.
    ISP, you mind posting the full footage?

  • @tommo258
    @tommo258 Před 3 lety +1

    Good video. Like the longer video format

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar8923
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar8923 Před 3 lety +38

    I love you

  • @fatman0440
    @fatman0440 Před 3 lety +6

    You finally did a AI only

  • @Vestolord
    @Vestolord Před 3 lety

    By far funniest video yet. Please please PLEASE do this style again for the next video

  • @tobinrose2330
    @tobinrose2330 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant series keep going

  • @therealoscar5532
    @therealoscar5532 Před 3 lety +17

    Daddy’s back :)

  • @user-el9ve6kl2n
    @user-el9ve6kl2n Před 3 lety +8

    ISP why’d you upload the vid upside down

  • @PsychShrew
    @PsychShrew Před 3 lety

    Fun fact, that French blob in the ocean is where the Brotherhood is placed in the 1984 mod. It also gets like 9 heavy tank divisions, no ports, level 10 coastal forts, and also it can't do anything

  • @RichRacc
    @RichRacc Před 3 lety

    Nice intro transition. Gave me power point project flashbacks.

  • @robertsundby7264
    @robertsundby7264 Před 3 lety +12

    series name suggestion- "ISP'S A TO ZEE"

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Před 3 lety +5

    Spanish royal victory prediction: Brazil.

  • @insertnamehere7961
    @insertnamehere7961 Před 3 lety

    yay. a video that I caught early
    thanks for brightening up my day isorrowproductions

  • @TheFancyRoman
    @TheFancyRoman Před 3 lety

    2:03 Never seen that either. It's really quite something that you can learn something new in HoI4 after playing it for years.

  • @floridaball4896
    @floridaball4896 Před 3 lety +20

    Imagine living in this shitshow of a timeline

    • @hopin8krzys
      @hopin8krzys Před 3 lety +4

      Living anywhere would be cursed, except for Poland. Truly reversed world

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 Před 3 lety +5

    Ah yes, Maos main supporter: Kaiser Wilhelm II

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 Před 3 lety +2

      considering Wilhelm's support of revolutionaries against Tsarist Russia I don't see why he couldn't back Mao in this timeline to give the Russians another front.

  • @Ame-no-SagumeFan
    @Ame-no-SagumeFan Před 9 měsíci

    this is my favorite (if not one of them) from ISP in general!

  • @ideale3183
    @ideale3183 Před 3 lety +2

    Drew Durnil AI only game except at the very end. Awesome!

  • @dodolulupepe
    @dodolulupepe Před 3 lety +4

    WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE CC CLIQUE

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Před 3 lety

      For some reason, it means the PRC.

  • @OmarSlloum
    @OmarSlloum Před 3 lety +5

    Last time anyone's gotten this exited for Australia they still thought it was habitable

    • @Jade0603
      @Jade0603 Před 3 lety +1

      Last time anyone's gotten this excited for Australia, they sent their felons there. Also, freeing palestine is based bro.

  • @hatimzeineddine8723
    @hatimzeineddine8723 Před 3 lety

    I LOVE THIS
    I genuinely cannot express how much I enjoyed this

  • @ryansearle6157
    @ryansearle6157 Před 2 měsíci

    I remember discovering that random French island one game when the ai (as per usual) left France alive in that one state, so I was confused when they declared war on someone again and was like “wait, I thought they died”

  • @werfernal
    @werfernal Před 3 lety +3

    Finally, ISP made an AI only game as spectator...

  • @gingernerd971
    @gingernerd971 Před 3 lety +14

    Me the entire time: *What the happ is fuckening*

  • @David-sc7zk
    @David-sc7zk Před 3 lety +2

    I love how you looked at Europe the entire game while you were playing Australia.

  • @memesd4675
    @memesd4675 Před 3 lety +13

    As an Australian, I approve of this video

  • @Chirchy
    @Chirchy Před 3 lety +6

    i’m going to keep commenting until you do it.
    *play imperator 2.0*

  • @KeoniPhoenix
    @KeoniPhoenix Před rokem

    I revisited this video and it is still as hilarious as it was the day it was uploaded.

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 Před 3 lety +1

    11:45 Thats some WW1 Level of war declarations

  • @fikec
    @fikec Před 3 lety +3

    this series seems pretty painful xd

  • @pleasestop104
    @pleasestop104 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how literally nothing changed in South America

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 Před 3 lety

      "Sir! Poland just took all of the Soviet Union!"
      "Ok. But how is South America?"
      "Uh....fine sir, no changes. Also sir, the Mexican Junta is invading the United States!"
      "Yes yes, fine and dandy....but South America is still ok?"
      "Y-yes sir. Still no changes."
      "Excellent. Carry on."

  • @michaelwillis8966
    @michaelwillis8966 Před 2 lety

    My grandfather served in the U.S. Army in Papua New Guinea during WWII. DEFINITELY cannibals there, even then. He made friends with some and once led a Japanese patrol into one of their hunting parties.
    Apparently he was invited to the BBQ afterwards, and turned them down.

  • @salad1879
    @salad1879 Před 3 lety

    Brings me back to his civ 6 video on Australia

  • @somebodywhoateapie7073
    @somebodywhoateapie7073 Před 3 lety +53

    "The Italian Mongolian war, that's cursed"
    *Five minutes later*
    "This is the worst world war two I've ever seen."

  • @Renamatic
    @Renamatic Před 3 lety +16

    The most painful part of the series is hearing a British person say “zee” instead of “zed”. 😝 but anyway I’m loving the series ^.^

  • @Bob-cn4cm
    @Bob-cn4cm Před 3 lety +1

    This is the best series I've ever seen

  • @djdjukic
    @djdjukic Před 3 lety +2

    The German-UK-Swiss switcheroo really put the cherry on top, imagine waking up one day and the king is German.
    Oh wait...

  • @slimelad140
    @slimelad140 Před 3 lety +14

    I’d like to think Australia *enhanced* the world

  • @ramallahmapping6651
    @ramallahmapping6651 Před 3 lety +15

    I think he’s bored , that’s why he’s going after these countries 🤣

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 Před 3 lety +2

      You dont play HOI4 if you're bored, you play it if you haven't had your average amount of torture for the day

    • @ramallahmapping6651
      @ramallahmapping6651 Před 3 lety

      @@elgenerico5453 lol that’s true

  • @SomeGuyWhoJustHappensToBeHere

    8:48
    My dream at 3AM

  • @NotBamOrBing
    @NotBamOrBing Před 2 lety

    The War Council focus used to be locked behind 20% WT only, war didn't let you take it, yw for the report that got it fixed

  • @duushig7178
    @duushig7178 Před 3 lety +3

    That was the worst video I've ever watched. Amazing! Keep it up