Remember I had a tenured professor who was an anarchist of sorts, first day of class he goes “I’m tenured so if you guys want me to fight for something stupid I’m your man, I don’t like most of the bureaucracy on campus so any excuse to fight is good for me.”
I had a professor who used to give out textbooks for free but the school yelled at him so he made the cheapest book ever, sold it for 10 dollars, and said "I'm sorry it costs 10 dollars more than it should". I absolutely adore him
Probably not the same guy but I had the same exact situation at my uni, except it was our school's karate and archery teacher. Absolutely legendary man with legendary stories to tell his students.
I had a college english hippy prof who kept the old version of books told us what page stuff was on in the diff versions and just loaned them out to poor students going to community college. he dodged the draft and was proud of it Coolest Guy ever ! taught me how to think critically, find scientific journals to prove points and write a kickass essay
Coming from Europe, it's really strange that universities demand such a thing. Normally we don't have textbooks at all. We are expected to read academic stuff instead, journal papers and monographies and what-not. (Every teacher leaves class folders in the library, with texts you need to read each week.) But sometimes we get scripts, written by the professor and hand-tailord specifically to that class. Those are unpublished (just printed out for the class) but free. So, that's how this should work.
@@weareallbornmad410 definitely sounds nice. The biggest problem here is that post graduate school is a "For Profit" business 99% of the time. Our country, and especially certain states, are very much anti education, pro inflation. Companies make money from exploiting the poor (over 50% of the population) their entire lives, not from educating them so they can escape poverty! It's been this way for over a hundred years, and has gotten exponentially more greedy in the last 30... The Healthcare system is just as evil. It's incredibly unfortunate. Love and Peace folks, best of luck in your pursuits!
@@duckqueakh look another randomly hilarious, extremely niche comment that’s going to live rent free in my brain for the rest of my life. Wonder which childhood friend I’m gonna forget for this
@@Gamblor2000 They actually are, your comment makes me think you are not an athlete. Or if you were not a high level one. This is probably why you obviously have some form of animosity towards them... Don't get me wrong I wish I could have ran CC or Track in Uni with a full ride (Hard to find any at all) but I decided to not do it simply because I know what wear and tear it will bring on me. I mean I still struggle with both of my Hip Flexors from pulling each one at separate times. ( I didn't recover the first one well enough obviously) Meanwhile they generate MILLIONS for these Universities while putting that wear and tear on their bodies with other Elite Athletes, which is important to note that they are doing this with and against other Elite Athletes. Anything less wouldn't be the same, because the stakes are higher and the athletes more committed. It is NOT close to the same level of dedication as that really motivated group of pick-up ballers you might see at your Rec or local park. I don't think I have to sit here and explain the long term ramifications on Athletes involved in Elite level sports, it is quite easily researched and a well known thing. You are essentially saying that none of this proves they are taken advantage of, I would ask why but I know your answer is just going to be about their scholarships. Yeah that thing that the College pretends to charge them when actuality its them simply choosing to make the money off of their Athletics instead. Do you think scholarships are not looked at as investments in this regard? Because they are 100% looked at as investments to generate profit by Universities.
Fun fact, the highest paid state employee in your state is 100% a college coach. Edit: I understand this does not apply to 100% of states, but it's that vast majority. 43 out of 50.
I love tenured boomer professor. They're untouchable, and for the most part they use that power for good. Which is usually giving the administration shit.
i will never forget my freshman english teacher. we were all there before he was. he walks in, sees it’s about 3 minutes before start time and said “alright i got just enough time to do a line of coke” and left 😭
This sounds like the college chemistry professor that my mom had. They called him Jesus bc of his hair and he went out drinking with the students during lunch. lol
I had a professor who was down to smoke weed with me when I asked after class. He said yes but we'd have to wait until the semester is over. This was before weed was legalized too 😂
In high-school I had 2 years of chemistry. I didn't learn a single thing about chemistry. Not because I didn't pay attention or try mind you. But because our teacher was this conspiracy theorist who instead went on rants about how the moon landing was faked and the jfk assassination and when asked for justification he'd just say something like "well my cell service wucks now and your telling me they can talk to the moon in the 60s?" Or when looking at the static on the old film of it he'd just point and say "see man those are clearly bubbles underwater!"
I had a tenured professor who, in his syllabus, listed his salary as well as the per class cost we spent in tuition. He knew the costs were too damn much, but he did that to make sure we knew that skipping a class meant you were willingly giving $(x) to the school if you missed. He also wrote his own textbook and sold in the school bookstore for very cheap but then also gave us a link to his personal website where you could download it for free rather than go through the school. He taught all levels of music theory and for nearly 30 years was the only music theory professor on campus. Which means he taught every single freshman that came out of this school the same lesson of the costs of higher education so that we were all aware of what we were getting into.
“This is a real easy paper. All you have to do is talk about some economics that go on in your life. And it’s starts off fine, it looks like here it says you had someone draw some animal pictures of you? But then you start talking about Japan, and you spend 45 pages talking about how the katana is better than the longsword. I’m going to be honest, I have a C to some who all they wrote is “I brought groceries”. It shouldn’t be an possible to fail this paper, please try to stay on topic”
My dad was about as opposite a tenured college professor as you can get - a blue collar worker doing back breaking labor for the telephone company - but he knew his shit and was the best worker they had. A couple of his bosses SAID they’d fire him and…. It didn’t end well for them. Upper management isn’t gonna be happy you’re letting go of the guy that can do four-man tasks by himself.
If your foundation begins to crumble your whole operation will fall. Respect to your dad 🙏 hard work and dedication comes in many forms. My parents started the same way as immigrants and are now tenured professors. And you’re right even if upper management orders it, they’ll be the one to regret it in the end
My grandpa was a professor that was beloved by the whole town and the dean of the university was from the big town an hour and a half north of the uni and imagine this was my grandpa. He coached half of the board in little league. That man had some insane pull. They always butted heads and my grandpa was offered his job but he said "would I be doing real work or just kissing asses?" His way of turning it down
@zeranzeran he was a chemistry professor so he had an expansive knowledge and some cool stories. Did amazing things throughout the years and seen some things that we never will. I have his samples of the melted trinity tower and trinitite made at the white sands testing range here in NM
My name is Deane (pronounced Dean) and I use to have a coworker who's last name was Dean. I always jokes I'd marry them and then get a job as a Dean for a school of Dean's. Then my title would be "Deane Dean Dean of Dean's"
Then your daughters only marry with men with the last name Dean and name their children dean, then you'll have an multi-generational chain@@SirMrNarwhal
No kidding. The year before he retired my favourite (tenured) boomer professor was handed 7 courses to manage over a full school year, 2 of which he'd never taught before.
I will forever support these videos! all these characters are so relatable and well spoken and thoughtfully written. I’m hoping you go viral soon dude.
This is one of those times where I kind of agreed with my dad. These students are already basically getting paid. They’re getting all of their housing, meals, classes, and books paid by being a student athlete. Granted, this isn’t all student athletes but it’s the case for most of the more popular sports (football, basketball, baseball, softball, volleyball, track at some schools). Only RAs even come close to that level of compensation for the work they do. Everyone else…I hope they have scholarships or all those finances have to be covered with loans, out of pocket, or grants if you’re poor enough. Now, if they’re approached by outside companies for sponsorships, I’m all for it. Why shouldn’t they be allowed to sell their face?
Had a professor who was a director for one of the research buildings in the uni. I walk in there saying i took his class last semester, his immediate response "oh, were you the one that Prof. Is an asshole on the back your exam?" I just replied," No, i got a c+ on the final and passed with a B, im just here to ask if i can be a research assistant for one of your phd students" man checked with his assistant about the budget, heard they got nothing and said " hows volunteering sound?"
I racking my brain right now trying to think of an actor who could play the Dean. Someone who's good playing an antagonist who falls on his or her own sword.
My biology professor is tenured, retiring in 2025. That man comes into class every day and chooses VIOLENCE. Absolute menace and shuts down all the woke culture bs and talks about how corrupt the universities are. It’s awesome.
@Ben-hn4nw What planet are you living on bro? Move on from American internet culture. Go outside. Meet a girl. Lift some weights. Get a job. Live. No politician or political group cares about you or me. Instead live life free from fake internet nonsense and just enjoy what matters most.
I'm so convinced by all this guy's characters. Like they all seem like totally separate different people in my mind even though it's the same person behind all of them
Omg a crossover w tenured boomer professor & kid raised by his grandparents would go wild
Plot twist: he’s the grandpa that raised him
What’s wrong with a kid raised by his grandparents just because ur preppy ass had normal parents don’t mean shit
@@OctagonalSquare no shit exactly what I thought
Kid raised by his grandparents??
Dudee this is genius. I need it now.
Remember I had a tenured professor who was an anarchist of sorts, first day of class he goes “I’m tenured so if you guys want me to fight for something stupid I’m your man, I don’t like most of the bureaucracy on campus so any excuse to fight is good for me.”
Sounds like a professor I would love to have
He sounds awesome
I hope to god you bought him presents. He deserves something for that hard work
Amazing how he got himself to and from work everyday with the weight of his massive balls
Lol that could either go really well or really bad did you have any radicals influence him to fight for something?
I had a professor who used to give out textbooks for free but the school yelled at him so he made the cheapest book ever, sold it for 10 dollars, and said "I'm sorry it costs 10 dollars more than it should". I absolutely adore him
Probably not the same guy but I had the same exact situation at my uni, except it was our school's karate and archery teacher. Absolutely legendary man with legendary stories to tell his students.
I had a college english hippy prof who kept the old version of books told us what page stuff was on in the diff versions and just loaned them out to poor students going to community college. he dodged the draft and was proud of it Coolest Guy ever ! taught me how to think critically, find scientific journals to prove points and write a kickass essay
I wasn't able to afford the textbook for a class, the professor sent me PDFs of each chapter.
Coming from Europe, it's really strange that universities demand such a thing.
Normally we don't have textbooks at all. We are expected to read academic stuff instead, journal papers and monographies and what-not.
(Every teacher leaves class folders in the library, with texts you need to read each week.)
But sometimes we get scripts, written by the professor and hand-tailord specifically to that class. Those are unpublished (just printed out for the class) but free.
So, that's how this should work.
@@weareallbornmad410 definitely sounds nice.
The biggest problem here is that post graduate school is a "For Profit" business 99% of the time.
Our country, and especially certain states, are very much anti education, pro inflation.
Companies make money from exploiting the poor (over 50% of the population) their entire lives, not from educating them so they can escape poverty!
It's been this way for over a hundred years, and has gotten exponentially more greedy in the last 30...
The Healthcare system is just as evil. It's incredibly unfortunate.
Love and Peace folks, best of luck in your pursuits!
From hating this guy as a reddit or to respecting him as a teacher. This is the power of acting.
holy shit I didnt even realize they were the same guy
he is absolutely a great actor in these
Oh my God, how could I’ve not noticed?
I never hated or respected him
He has the range
Old teachers are either the coolest 70 year old you'll ever meet or you get the devils favorite dingleberry pulling your ass hair
that was certainly an image.... ;)
Some old man are miserable because they're so old they're angry at life, and they spread that misery very well.
lmao my professor has the asshole side as more of a character he uses for jokes
@@araeshkigal certainly a… form of imagery…
@@UJustGotGamedThose guys can be funny
Thing is, that kind of situation is EXACTLY what tenure was invented for. It sometimes goes wrong, but this is how it can go right
yeah you people say this crap then demand they get fired if they say something you dont like
@@jasonmaguire7552 Whaaaaa..... Accountability is a b**ch eh?
@@jasonmaguire7552 I agree, its ridiculous when the far right demands teachers get fired for teaching history.
@@shrederman9838 what?
@@shrederman9838 elaborate
To quote my tenured boomer prof “I literally laughed out loud… I am a lol”
lmao old people are some of the funniest people on the planet as a gen z
"I am a lol" I AM THE ONE WHO LOLZ
I would've just said "me too, prof"
@@duckqueakh look another randomly hilarious, extremely niche comment that’s going to live rent free in my brain for the rest of my life. Wonder which childhood friend I’m gonna forget for this
peak writing 🗣🗣🗣🗣
😂 it's weird seeing him play a character I don't despise 😅
Check out his kid who was raised by his grandparents series.
Yeah, I’m not a fan of Bob, though
That's funny. I do despise this character. Trying to portray student athletes as victims.
@@Gamblor2000 They actually are, your comment makes me think you are not an athlete. Or if you were not a high level one. This is probably why you obviously have some form of animosity towards them... Don't get me wrong I wish I could have ran CC or Track in Uni with a full ride (Hard to find any at all) but I decided to not do it simply because I know what wear and tear it will bring on me. I mean I still struggle with both of my Hip Flexors from pulling each one at separate times. ( I didn't recover the first one well enough obviously)
Meanwhile they generate MILLIONS for these Universities while putting that wear and tear on their bodies with other Elite Athletes, which is important to note that they are doing this with and against other Elite Athletes. Anything less wouldn't be the same, because the stakes are higher and the athletes more committed. It is NOT close to the same level of dedication as that really motivated group of pick-up ballers you might see at your Rec or local park.
I don't think I have to sit here and explain the long term ramifications on Athletes involved in Elite level sports, it is quite easily researched and a well known thing. You are essentially saying that none of this proves they are taken advantage of, I would ask why but I know your answer is just going to be about their scholarships.
Yeah that thing that the College pretends to charge them when actuality its them simply choosing to make the money off of their Athletics instead. Do you think scholarships are not looked at as investments in this regard? Because they are 100% looked at as investments to generate profit by Universities.
@@SoloAdvocate I admire college athletes. But I don't think they're victims. That's an insane position to hold.
Fun fact, the highest paid state employee in your state is 100% a college coach.
Edit: I understand this does not apply to 100% of states, but it's that vast majority. 43 out of 50.
False, but for about 44 of the states it is. Although every state the highest paid employee is related to a university
@@linkhenry6550 I'd be curious what states it's not true in.
@@Kenjionigod probably states with little or no real athletics. Like Alaska
@@obi-wankenobi2392 shots fired
@@obi-wankenobi2392 mfs too busy building igloos
I love tenured boomer professor. They're untouchable, and for the most part they use that power for good. Which is usually giving the administration shit.
Def a Robin Williams character 😊
bro is everywhere
💯💯💯
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EXACTLYYYY what i was thinking, this guy could def play Sean Maguire if they did a Good Will Hunting Remake
His glasses not sitting properly is both infuriating and spot on
because he thinks multifocals are a scam and they're reading glasses at reading angles.
I had a professor who always had one collar popped like he was trying to piss people off.
i will never forget my freshman english teacher. we were all there before he was. he walks in, sees it’s about 3 minutes before start time and said “alright i got just enough time to do a line of coke” and left 😭
Excellent line for when you have to use the bathroom.
This sounds like the college chemistry professor that my mom had. They called him Jesus bc of his hair and he went out drinking with the students during lunch. lol
I had a professor who was down to smoke weed with me when I asked after class. He said yes but we'd have to wait until the semester is over. This was before weed was legalized too 😂
In high-school I had 2 years of chemistry. I didn't learn a single thing about chemistry. Not because I didn't pay attention or try mind you. But because our teacher was this conspiracy theorist who instead went on rants about how the moon landing was faked and the jfk assassination and when asked for justification he'd just say something like "well my cell service wucks now and your telling me they can talk to the moon in the 60s?" Or when looking at the static on the old film of it he'd just point and say "see man those are clearly bubbles underwater!"
@@ReaperoftheWarwhat high school does two years of chemistry?
I had a tenured professor who, in his syllabus, listed his salary as well as the per class cost we spent in tuition. He knew the costs were too damn much, but he did that to make sure we knew that skipping a class meant you were willingly giving $(x) to the school if you missed. He also wrote his own textbook and sold in the school bookstore for very cheap but then also gave us a link to his personal website where you could download it for free rather than go through the school. He taught all levels of music theory and for nearly 30 years was the only music theory professor on campus. Which means he taught every single freshman that came out of this school the same lesson of the costs of higher education so that we were all aware of what we were getting into.
Next: redditor contests F paper with tenured professor
“This is a real easy paper. All you have to do is talk about some economics that go on in your life. And it’s starts off fine, it looks like here it says you had someone draw some animal pictures of you? But then you start talking about Japan, and you spend 45 pages talking about how the katana is better than the longsword. I’m going to be honest, I have a C to some who all they wrote is “I brought groceries”. It shouldn’t be an possible to fail this paper, please try to stay on topic”
Lmao
hey at least i can expect him to pay well for forcing someone to draw inflation fetish@@steelcommander9918
Unstoppable force tries to bluster over immovable object?
@@steelcommander9918you forgot the 500 words on the age of consent in various countries and why it should be 14.
My dad was about as opposite a tenured college professor as you can get - a blue collar worker doing back breaking labor for the telephone company - but he knew his shit and was the best worker they had. A couple of his bosses SAID they’d fire him and…. It didn’t end well for them. Upper management isn’t gonna be happy you’re letting go of the guy that can do four-man tasks by himself.
If your foundation begins to crumble your whole operation will fall. Respect to your dad 🙏 hard work and dedication comes in many forms. My parents started the same way as immigrants and are now tenured professors. And you’re right even if upper management orders it, they’ll be the one to regret it in the end
I love the variety of discussions this slappable guy’s channel keeps generating.
This man is so productive he’s his own union.
we have the same based dad
Yeah my father was similar, but sadly no wise upper management for him
My Aunt is tenured at our state university and this shit is too accurate.
Lol right
My grandpa was a professor that was beloved by the whole town and the dean of the university was from the big town an hour and a half north of the uni and imagine this was my grandpa. He coached half of the board in little league. That man had some insane pull. They always butted heads and my grandpa was offered his job but he said "would I be doing real work or just kissing asses?"
His way of turning it down
Your grandpa sounds like a badass
@zeranzeran he was the baddest my dude. Never in my life will I meet another like him.
@zeranzeran he was a chemistry professor so he had an expansive knowledge and some cool stories. Did amazing things throughout the years and seen some things that we never will. I have his samples of the melted trinity tower and trinitite made at the white sands testing range here in NM
God bless him man. And you too for that matter
My name is Deane (pronounced Dean) and I use to have a coworker who's last name was Dean. I always jokes I'd marry them and then get a job as a Dean for a school of Dean's. Then my title would be "Deane Dean Dean of Dean's"
Wholesome
Have children and name them all Dean so they can be Dean Dean, son/daughter of Deane Dean, Dean of Deans
@@antt2228 this is happening
Then your daughters only marry with men with the last name Dean and name their children dean, then you'll have an multi-generational chain@@SirMrNarwhal
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Tenured Boomer Professor is actually a G
"don't forget your handout" killed me
"Ah, my economics lesson. I am a professor of many departments."
No kidding. The year before he retired my favourite (tenured) boomer professor was handed 7 courses to manage over a full school year, 2 of which he'd never taught before.
The Chad-est of all your characters
The perpetual pseudo smile is too real! I’d watch a whole film about this character
this is totally the grandpa raising your “kid raised by his grandparents” character!
He’s like Dr. Jones when he’s not off digging archaeology
The teacher that is actually a hero and holds the school hostage so he doesn't lose his job.
The content we need: tenured professor meets average redditor crossover
That wouldn't go on for long, there's nothing the professor would want to tell the redditor other than "out of my classroom, please"
I had a professor like this my senior year and he was the best, always gave us an A and had great unrelated conversations
Please never stop doing what you do
Common tenured boomer professor W
This guy is a fucking good actor
The “uh-oh” was on point
This is my absolute favorite kind of professor, hands down.
I just love that he adjusts his glasses to still sit wrong on his face three times. Its great.
Also, this guy as the good guy is a good switch.
Kid raised by grandparents needs to take a class with tenured boomer professor. Only wholesome characters in this channell
Really just explained to bro exactly how he couldn't do sh!t.
This man just needs to be in regular media
I really love this character. It’s healing that part of me that got traumatized by having horrible horrible professors. 😂😂
this guy is a king i wanna take his class so bad
Oooo I love this character!!
Absolute freakin' badass!
Holy shit, I thought he was gonna be arrogant and careless, but this guy is savage
Nice seeing him play Not an Asshole this time. Really shows his range ❤
"Oh, before you go, don't forget your handout" Had me bent 😂
I will forever support these videos! all these characters are so relatable and well spoken and thoughtfully written. I’m hoping you go viral soon dude.
This guys acting skills are great honestly.
Finally a CZcams short with correct subtitles!
That last line was just pure poetry.
This is my favorite character in the slappable universe.
I actually like this guy, he’s a savage.
Pls do more like this, this is a good palate cleanser after binging your Reddit shorts
Yes professor! Shake things up!
Damn, I thought he was gonna be mean. I love this
This will be my final form.
im so glad you're just a great actor and not a redditor
Your skits are absolutely top tier
Nailed the lead poisoning good job dude
The friggin range of this guy, like he said, unbelievable 👏🏼
This guy is TALENTED...
This is his only character I would actually want to meet in real life.
Fucking love all of this
delightful. this brought a smile on my face
I read economics and thought he would be boomering the hell out of it, and I was pleasantly surprised
This is the only one of your characters that I actually like
Best character
homie spent so long building up the “slappable” character just to whip out these lovable characters like “yeah ive got RANGE no big deal😎” 😂😂💕💕
I FREAKING LOVE THIS CHARACTER
This is one of those times where I kind of agreed with my dad. These students are already basically getting paid. They’re getting all of their housing, meals, classes, and books paid by being a student athlete. Granted, this isn’t all student athletes but it’s the case for most of the more popular sports (football, basketball, baseball, softball, volleyball, track at some schools). Only RAs even come close to that level of compensation for the work they do. Everyone else…I hope they have scholarships or all those finances have to be covered with loans, out of pocket, or grants if you’re poor enough. Now, if they’re approached by outside companies for sponsorships, I’m all for it. Why shouldn’t they be allowed to sell their face?
Reminds me of my mom. Although she seems like the complete opposite and doesn’t take any risks.
The one time the played character ISN'T the hated one!!
These are the types of tenured people we need everywhere.
tenure professors are the only employees on this country with labor rights lmao
And supreme court judges, maybe too many in that case.
Don't forget about the beloved police unions, arguably stronger!
The moment you start paying them, they have to be dropped as scholastic athletes...
this guy is such a good actor, i rlly hope he gets a lead role 1 day
This character is either a complete hard-ass, or the most chilled out professor at the University. There is no in between
Gotta love it when people don't give a shit and say what needs to be.
boomer professor vs average reddit user
Ya know, as people have pointed out, this guy is seriously a good actor. He can actually make us despise his character or appreciate his character .
This has to be his most likable character by a long shot lol
Had a professor who was a director for one of the research buildings in the uni. I walk in there saying i took his class last semester, his immediate response "oh, were you the one that Prof. Is an asshole on the back your exam?" I just replied," No, i got a c+ on the final and passed with a B, im just here to ask if i can be a research assistant for one of your phd students" man checked with his assistant about the budget, heard they got nothing and said " hows volunteering sound?"
I aspire to be like this man
This character is my personal favourite.
Usually this guy makes me cringe but I LOVE this haha
Wow this man says everything he wishes he could say in real life but doesn’t!
This is one of the most likeable characters this man has created
That ending was such a beautiful "Go fuck yourself" to Bob 😂
Ending with “don’t forget your handout” is such a power play I love it
If Matt Murdock became a teacher, this is it
Can't wait to be this experienced and this confident at my job.
I racking my brain right now trying to think of an actor who could play the Dean. Someone who's good playing an antagonist who falls on his or her own sword.
So based
Based professor
This man's characters have more depth than most Oscar nominated performances.
Was not expecting "tenured boomer professor" to be the hero of this story but I'm here for it
Boomers do have a rebellious spirit like this but a lot of have too much to lose to be this based but it's awesome when they are.
@@saberswordsmen1 Can confirm I resonate a lot with boomers
Theres nothing based about sumping for sportsball players
@@jasonmaguire7552 point taken
@@jasonmaguire7552 go team go sports
My biology professor is tenured, retiring in 2025. That man comes into class every day and chooses VIOLENCE. Absolute menace and shuts down all the woke culture bs and talks about how corrupt the universities are.
It’s awesome.
Nice. Get ready to be blasted by this guys liberal fan base for mentioning the word “woke” and “corrupt” in the same sentence lol
@Ben-hn4nw What planet are you living on bro?
Move on from American internet culture. Go outside. Meet a girl. Lift some weights. Get a job. Live. No politician or political group cares about you or me. Instead live life free from fake internet nonsense and just enjoy what matters most.
and this is why i love tenured professors they just don’t give a single solitary fuck and it usually produces amusing results
Damn hes a great actor. Almost unrecognizable because hes doing a complete different role
This is the energy I try to bring to life
I'm so convinced by all this guy's characters. Like they all seem like totally separate different people in my mind even though it's the same person behind all of them