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we didn't start the fire...

This is so sweet 😂❤

This is what 10/10 intelligence, but 0/10 on wisdom and charisma looks like

Unless you have a degree, you’re not a journalist, just egotistical

Why is this painfully realistic

I would shut the door on him.

“This is my *ex,* he’s all yours. But watch out for any female friends, he just can’t help himself around the ladies! Especially when he was already in a committed relationship.”

Reddit rizz

1:26 u can c his underwear

"Is there a cash discount"

The first scene where he’s at the door reminds me of when the vault-tec employee comes knocking at your door in Fallout 4

That acquaintance in high school.... or target depending on your clique

😂 I love people like this , he's hilarious 🤣🤣

At least she didn't claim to be sovereign.

He wouldn't have gotten into my house.

Ok, but Mike is a character on loan from the SVU.

Dafaq?

I am obsessed with this. Please make more of this saga.

Wow so this is what Nazi Germany must of been like! How educational!

one time as a surprise i bought tickets to a comedian my bf and i both liked who was playing right next door to our apartment!!! that was so cool! and he spent the whole time complaining about the seats and about me having drinks and never said thank you and i dated that guy for ten entire years

How did the pillow get there?

It's like a real life MeatCanyon sketch except the guy doesn't transform into a literal monster lmao

LMAO SO MANY PEOPLE THINK HES BEING SERIOUS

Great actors

My mother (1935, Def not a boomer) would KILL us for showing cash in public like that. My brothers and I have followed suit, and Gen z and a are learning, too.

Jesus thought he was about to ask you to join VaultTecs new program

When your son calls you an idiot the correct response is a double left followed by a straight 😊👊🏻

The way he does his eyes! On point.

Interesting how he said "over 55" when he knew it was 58. A "good" reporter would have said "almost 60".

Is that adam from mythbusters

Next week the rich kids rioted

I wish my girlfriend would play animal crossing with me like that! Relationship goals!

Amazing. Perfection.

They always live “right there”

ahh yes im that massive dissaponintment but its ok ill just exit life

Not your car, but your DUI

She's not even black so why is he harassing her??

Gated Community=prison

The fingers are honestly the worst part 😵‍💫

Plug kinda weird but he chill

I at first read DUI as IUD and was very confused

Aw HELL naw

I used to have one of these

Clearly doesn’t know who her dad is.

This is my parents when I’m trying to show them something cute the baby is doing 😂

OMG I REMEMBER WATCHING A CASE SIMILAR TO THIS AND YOU NAILED THAT POLICE OFFICER VOICE

The constant drunken repetition of a phrase like “this isn’t my car” was a brilliant detail lol

I hate that i actually knew a person like this 💀

Can one of your characters be punched once. Specifically this one.

She was probably relying on her youth and beauty to get out of trouble. ❤️