LMAO. So true. A lot of kids my age I know are not even able to memorize a phone number when I tell it to them- they have to be actively putting it in as I tell them or else they forget it
@@threezus7740Right? I was gonna say: if you didn’t let your kid experience the joys of playing outside or being active, you’re the one that really messed up.
Parenting is made to be so easy today. Parents are complaining so much how hard it is too raise kids. It's actually easier than ever to do so. 250 years ago, now that was a hard time to raise children. If you can't raise a child don't have one.
@@marijnverheggen6482 yeah sure, if you are willing to have kicking and screaming when you try to enforce the limitations. I'd rather not give them an iPad in the first place.
Jordan was standing there with his mouth open staring at the falling rain drops from above. The lady was worried he was going to drown (like a turkey) and decided to help him out
Right... And their base response is to act like you're the naive one and almost have this satirical "the office" type of reaction instead of being normal. I genuinely think that tv show did as much damage as social media to our interactions
Genuinely surprised that terminally dissociated iPad kid’s dad is present in his life and is capable of empathy. Is this the first time they’ve spoken?
@@SewayPL Hm, no, it's agency. None of us can help the life we're dealt, but we're the only ones who can definitively control how we respond to our circumstances. The change may not be easy, and it may take help from others, but it's up to each of us.
@@Sarara14Mindset is hell of a difficult thing to overcome, though. You can't just beat decades of parental negligence by "pulling yourself by the bootstraps".
I have a 21 year old coworker that got stranded in the town over without his phone and he didn't even know where he was. A pedestrian had to ask where he worked, so they could call that number and alert our boss. What a time to be alive
There are some neurological disabilities affecting visual processing that cause you not to be able to navigate in a city, among other things. So you shouldn't assume that someone's having difficulties just because they're a dumbass who's on their phone too much.
@@mitchellclark4320They've been there before but their phone has their complete attention the whole time. When I see people use Google maps to travel an area they've lived in for 20 years it disturbs me.
I feel personally attacked 😭 I’m not an iPad kid though (got my first phone in high school, and it wasn’t a smartphone). I just don’t have a good sense of direction. I’m so bad at directions I have trouble finding my way around college campus. Sometimes people are just born missing that part of their brain.
That moment when the dad just realizes "Oh, fuck... this is my fault. This is all my fault. I am why he's like this. This kid has so many wonderful life experiences that he has completely missed the chance to enjoy because I was too lazy or stupid to share them with him... fuck." It's just... you almost don't want to feel sorry for him because we all know it was the kid's parents' fault, but at the same time you know they couldn't have predicted that an ipad would fuck up their child's life beyond repair.
Thats fair. No one had any idea how things like social media and pocket computers like we have now would impact the world and our kids. Now that we know it's obvious but there was a time when all this was brand new
Not quite right, every sane person could predict that "parking" your kid in front of the tv or Ipad (like we used to call it) was never going to go well. A lot of parents were just lazy and played dumb. And the problem is there are still parents who do this.
How the hell could anybody think using your ipad to babysit your child would turn out well? The parent has no excuses, theres three problems here which are the mother, father and natural selection not working anymore. Because people this brain dead shouldn't be even having segs let alone procreation.
We mid 90s babies had television, video games, and soon the internet and as dumb as we are we're not as *stupid* than iPad kids... OK alot of us are but we tend to circle back to the real issue: parenting. How do we unpack this?
I love the capacity of iPad Grown Up to call any situation or place he is unfamiliar with 'weird' considering he has proven himself unfamiliar with almost everything
I finally understand why this kid is the way he is... If only he had been an *Android* kid, he would be a well-adjusted, socially competent, productive member of society with a phone that actually works 😉😂
My sister works in public health with parents of young kids and yup, she already has some stories. Some parents are checked out, others don't seem able to handle even a few moments of a toddler meltdown
I will never forget the playground my parents took me to when I was little. Big slides, tire swings AND regular swings. Meeting kids there to play pretend with me. Sometimes my mom would bring freezie pops in a little cooler to enjoy. It was such a treat. I wish that experience for every kid.
My mom bought a bunch of lightsabers for my birthday one time and invited a bunch of kids from around the area to a park so we could play star wars. It was extraordinary
I just had an interaction with someone who was borderline this bad. It was during a s'mores meet at a convention, and this guy (with the 'that guy' voice) looks at his skewer with two marshmallows, scrapes them against the plate, and when that doesn't work, looks at me and says "How do I get these things off?" To which I reply "You use a graham cracker, and scrape it off." He says "But I want to try it straight up. Without the other stuff."
This character is so hilarious. I’m never giving my kid an iPad. No matter how stressed or tired I am after a day of hard work, I’ll always make time for my kid and give it the life it deserves.
Speaking as a parent - there’s nothing wrong with letting your kid use an iPad. It’s how much you let them use it and what you let them do on it. iPad can be fantastic for 14 hour plane rides, or to play games where you learn concepts like cause/effect, etc. but not for 8 hours a day every day, or in exclusion to actual tangible real world experiences
I've always used Android. Before getting my first smartphone I was already familiar with the iPhone because I'd used an iPod touch for a few years, and I was really impressed by how much more intuitive the Android UI was. It seemed like Apple was more interested in style than functionality. Many features, menus and settings were difficult to access because they interfered with Apple's streamlined, minimalist aesthetic. Android wasn't as fussy about superficial beauty, so it was faster and easier to use. iPad kid should have been able to figure it out immediately, if he wasn't so stunted.
Im a 34 year old shop manager in charge of mostly zoomers that are 18 to 24. Im convinced some of them wouldn't be able to get home without their phone. 😅
I am using my mom's old S8, she got it right when it launched cause she really needed a new phone, and kept it in perfect condition for all these years until she decided to treat herself a little and get an upgrade to a S23U. She'll probably keep that in perfect condition for the next 8 years as well
He's gotta use more internet jargon like "dad ur being such a simp rn I can't deal with this". Or saying text lingo out loud like words i.e lmao = "luh-mao". Poor iPad kid.
Is it common in certain regions to call playgrounds jungle gyms? To me, I've always known a jungle gym as a specific piece of playground equipment (a wire-frame looking thing you can climb on). When it comes to the bigger, more complex, castle-looking structures, I've always just called those playgrounds (even if playground I guess is applicable to moreso the general area).
I feel that it’s the climbing thing for me too I always like that one as a kid that was a round dome. But yeah I still knew what he meant so for us it can be both
So now that he has no phone and the dad think he screwed up with him dose that mean we get to see the iPad kid awkwardly/rudely interact with the world like he's an alien? Idk I just think something would be so hype I like ur content ❤
“It was almost impossible to figure out how to even call you.” It’s somehow relatable as an IPhone user, even though it’s also plainly obvious how to make a call on an Android. Lmfao
@@alejrandom6592 Not an iPad kid, didn’t even grow up with devices so yeah. But “literally” means in a literal sense or when you want to exaggerate on something that you’re saying you can use it. Look it up if you need. 😊
How many years until these types of kids are common sights IRL? Last year when I spent seven months working for TSA I remember seeing countless kids glued to their iPads, and usually cried when they had to be taken away for a minute
You also could of had him been confused by what a street sign is. Someone like that just "turns left when the voice tells me to." They have no idea streets have names let alone what they are. But still funny as usual.
As an iPad kid I remember my mom’s phone number, a good racing game requires a Toyota AE86, all good cars require manual transmission, I touch grass, and the my brain rot consists of Initial D, Ultrakill, and that’s it.
Actually dude I use an android and it’s actually easy to figure out the controls. The whole button is not an actual button though the back button near the volume button the home button on top of the in the centre of the home button and you would actually get the hang of it. It got me like two days to figure out how to use it.
I was expecting a "Son, I'm so sorry...I'll clearly never see you again because you'll just stand in that 'really weird' place until you die of exposure and thirst!"
Tsk tsk gotta look at surroundings to find out where you are at, ive been taught this just in case if I ever got kidnapped lol... or lost :x lol, you know how many times I got lost at a store?? Tragic times xp
14 year old and i somewhere feel like this kid, i don't know many things i should know, im not that retarded but still shit like this makes me question my own raising Like what was the reason for the quaretine? Seems like other people risked those and getting kidnapped and now they are leading more functional lifes than mine
You are 14 and can still change things. Put your phone down and go out, experience life like a kid, ride a bike, skateboard, talk to people, read a book. Real life is so much more exciting than the internet.
If I was the dad I'd just get him to look around and find the location from reverse image search or shops that stand out - would be faster than getting him to respond lmao.
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I’ll admit there’s a major plot hole - there is no way he would memorize his dad’s phone number
This really takes away from the immersive experience 😢
he didnt remember it he just typed in a bunch of numbers and somehow managed to get it right
LMAO. So true. A lot of kids my age I know are not even able to memorize a phone number when I tell it to them- they have to be actively putting it in as I tell them or else they forget it
I'd go a step further and call it a plot abyss
His parents sewed an info card inside every item of the kid's clothing containing their phone number, address, the kid's allergies and triggers.
Finally some acknowledgement from the father for his fuck up haha
Might be a little too late though 😂
Yea, the fact that he can't definitively say his son played on a jungle gym is a major red flag on his parenting lmao
@@theslappablejerkbut he can warn the guy at work who’s wife just gave birth to his first son, and that is a positive.
Got real
@@threezus7740Right? I was gonna say: if you didn’t let your kid experience the joys of playing outside or being active, you’re the one that really messed up.
"Youve never played on a jungle gym..?"
Sir youre the one who handed him an ipad at the ripe age of 3 why are you surprised?
Did you watch to the end?? Lol
@kamiw5864 yes he did. Hence the comment.
That's just the real take on it. People do this.
That would not even be the problem its the rules and limitations around it that are important
Parenting is made to be so easy today. Parents are complaining so much how hard it is too raise kids. It's actually easier than ever to do so. 250 years ago, now that was a hard time to raise children. If you can't raise a child don't have one.
@@marijnverheggen6482 yeah sure, if you are willing to have kicking and screaming when you try to enforce the limitations. I'd rather not give them an iPad in the first place.
I wonder how the conversation with the old lady went before she decided to help him out with the shitty android phone.
Jordan was standing there with his mouth open staring at the falling rain drops from above. The lady was worried he was going to drown (like a turkey) and decided to help him out
She's not old, she's 31 :(
@@CutoutClips
Which is practically dead.
@@CutoutClips 31 is basically 40 if you round. With a life expectancy of 79 she is pretty much half dead.
@@CutoutClipsthat lady is ancient
I hate how he takes 18 seconds to process each question hes asked. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
"Um"
Omg yyyeeessa
hey don't attack me I'll have you know I have a lot of words to choose from
Right... And their base response is to act like you're the naive one and almost have this satirical "the office" type of reaction instead of being normal. I genuinely think that tv show did as much damage as social media to our interactions
@@Ryan83728what?
Genuinely surprised that terminally dissociated iPad kid’s dad is present in his life and is capable of empathy. Is this the first time they’ve spoken?
Yeah, the dialogue went almost like they didn’t know each other.
@@TrashcanTroubadour He told him to not even try talking to the old lady. He knows him.
It’s like the movie Click where Adam Sandler goes thru parenting on autopilot
the real Slappable Jerk of this story is Jordan's dad
Plot twist: he does know how to share his location, just doesn't know how to say 'thank you' to the lady.
That’s totally what I thought he meant!
Same. @@danaleebaker
That's how I interpreted his response
That's literally what I thought
That's what my thought was! 😅😅
“I’m so sorry… I really screwed you up…” UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY MY GUY
Most parents never realize they're the reason their kids ended up a useless adult like this. The slow realization the father had is masterclass.
It is your parents' fault for how you turned out. But it's also your fault if you stay that way
@@Sarara14 no, that's victim blaming
@@SewayPL Hm, no, it's agency. None of us can help the life we're dealt, but we're the only ones who can definitively control how we respond to our circumstances. The change may not be easy, and it may take help from others, but it's up to each of us.
@@SewayPLits not easy, it might even take decades
@@Sarara14Mindset is hell of a difficult thing to overcome, though. You can't just beat decades of parental negligence by "pulling yourself by the bootstraps".
The most unrealistic part of this is the parent realizing they weren't a good parent and not blaming the iPad that they gave to the kid
Yeah very unrealistic
"The government should ban all these bad apps from kids!"
Yeah and then big company’s make baffling decisions cause of it
No it was the son remembering the phone number
I have a 21 year old coworker that got stranded in the town over without his phone and he didn't even know where he was. A pedestrian had to ask where he worked, so they could call that number and alert our boss. What a time to be alive
Quite possibly. It seems like people with basic normal functionality would have quite an advantage. I’m too old to benefit from it but hey🤷🏽♂️
There are some neurological disabilities affecting visual processing that cause you not to be able to navigate in a city, among other things. So you shouldn't assume that someone's having difficulties just because they're a dumbass who's on their phone too much.
How do you not know what the next town over looks like
@@mitchellclark4320They've been there before but their phone has their complete attention the whole time. When I see people use Google maps to travel an area they've lived in for 20 years it disturbs me.
I feel personally attacked 😭 I’m not an iPad kid though (got my first phone in high school, and it wasn’t a smartphone). I just don’t have a good sense of direction. I’m so bad at directions I have trouble finding my way around college campus. Sometimes people are just born missing that part of their brain.
This feels like the phone call equivalent of trying to walk through a waist-high pool of syrup.
that is the best description of this i’ve ever seen. i’m stealing this
Don't trip.
"Its an android.. these phones are pieces of shi-" *call ends cause no way im letting him borrow my perfectly good android after that*
Literally.
For real.
That's for real.
It's amazing how deep the Stockholm Syndrome runs.
That moment when the dad just realizes "Oh, fuck... this is my fault. This is all my fault. I am why he's like this. This kid has so many wonderful life experiences that he has completely missed the chance to enjoy because I was too lazy or stupid to share them with him... fuck."
It's just... you almost don't want to feel sorry for him because we all know it was the kid's parents' fault, but at the same time you know they couldn't have predicted that an ipad would fuck up their child's life beyond repair.
Thats fair. No one had any idea how things like social media and pocket computers like we have now would impact the world and our kids. Now that we know it's obvious but there was a time when all this was brand new
Not quite right, every sane person could predict that "parking" your kid in front of the tv or Ipad (like we used to call it) was never going to go well. A lot of parents were just lazy and played dumb. And the problem is there are still parents who do this.
How the hell could anybody think using your ipad to babysit your child would turn out well?
The parent has no excuses, theres three problems here which are the mother, father and natural selection not working anymore.
Because people this brain dead shouldn't be even having segs let alone procreation.
We mid 90s babies had television, video games, and soon the internet and as dumb as we are we're not as *stupid* than iPad kids... OK alot of us are but we tend to circle back to the real issue: parenting. How do we unpack this?
It's upto the people of gen z who'll become future parents to make sure this doesn't happen again, like you know learning from history
I love the capacity of iPad Grown Up to call any situation or place he is unfamiliar with 'weird' considering he has proven himself unfamiliar with almost everything
I have a IPad and I haven’t lost my mind this video is most likely just a stereotype
@@DarkzSquad lil bro how old are you
@@mcrafterpro563 13 and I’m not lil or your bro
@@DarkzSquad 💀
@@DarkzSquadbe grateful you're not on reels rn
I finally understand why this kid is the way he is...
If only he had been an *Android* kid, he would be a well-adjusted, socially competent, productive member of society with a phone that actually works 😉😂
Yep
this is true i am an android kid i only have a little autism
Kind of like PlayStation vs Xbot kids.
@@ayathedoggo Congrats
@@Dexter.BoyGenius thank you
These kids are gonna be a legitimate issue trust me.
My sister works in public health with parents of young kids and yup, she already has some stories. Some parents are checked out, others don't seem able to handle even a few moments of a toddler meltdown
If western civilization didn't have enough problems already, our demise would still be certain because eventually this generation will have to lead
@@tom-lg2epmf said “Western Civilization” 😭
-every generation complaining about the ones below them since time immemorial
@@crisptomato9495 bit different this time bro
This is funny I know a little kid just like this
What?? I thought they weren’t real
@@kurono5628 yeah he is like 7 but got dropped on the head so he acts like he is 4
@@user-kd7hq8rh4cmaybe 7 year olds are stupider than you remember.
@@kurono5628no they are real and pretty prevalent
@@user-kd7hq8rh4cproxy host
Surely I’m not the only one expecting him to find out he was actually in the back garden the entire time
I was expecting that to be the twist 😂
@@aiiiia9971 same😂
I will never forget the playground my parents took me to when I was little. Big slides, tire swings AND regular swings. Meeting kids there to play pretend with me. Sometimes my mom would bring freezie pops in a little cooler to enjoy. It was such a treat. I wish that experience for every kid.
My mom bought a bunch of lightsabers for my birthday one time and invited a bunch of kids from around the area to a park so we could play star wars. It was extraordinary
Swear to god my blood pressure skyrockets watching your vids. They’re awesome.
“These phones are pieces of shit” lmfao, right in front of the “old lady”
i was thinking that when his dad told him to “share your location”, he knew how to do that - but he didn’t know how to thank the lady
Same
I just had an interaction with someone who was borderline this bad. It was during a s'mores meet at a convention, and this guy (with the 'that guy' voice) looks at his skewer with two marshmallows, scrapes them against the plate, and when that doesn't work, looks at me and says
"How do I get these things off?"
To which I reply "You use a graham cracker, and scrape it off."
He says "But I want to try it straight up. Without the other stuff."
Bro doesn't know how to scrape off marshmallows with his teeth off the graham cracker 💀
bro I don't know what you're talking about cause we don't do s'mores in my country 😂 and I feel like I'm not missing a very important life skill lol
mf jus let him try it straight up without the other stuff like boo hoo he doesn't want to eat it your way
What's the issue? Maybe he never had marshmallows before. That says nothing about his character
At 38 i relate to young people feeling like I'm an old lady and i don't like it.
37- I know the feeling.😂
You're about halfway dead tho
@@user95395 sure but it's the best years of your life that's left.
@@user95395half a lifetime is not synonymous with most of a lifetime
@@user95395your thymus stops working after youre 85, so best to assume,if you don't smoke or drink or any of that bullsht, you'll die at 80-85
Next up: average redditor visits ipad kids funeral
Would love that
Oh no
This character is so hilarious. I’m never giving my kid an iPad. No matter how stressed or tired I am after a day of hard work, I’ll always make time for my kid and give it the life it deserves.
Speaking as a parent - there’s nothing wrong with letting your kid use an iPad. It’s how much you let them use it and what you let them do on it. iPad can be fantastic for 14 hour plane rides, or to play games where you learn concepts like cause/effect, etc. but not for 8 hours a day every day, or in exclusion to actual tangible real world experiences
Wait until your kid actually exists.
It?
@@jdotozplease refrain from stating such a stupid ass sentiment
You have no idea how tired you can actually get but good luck!
These are my favorite of your skits, and the solemn acknowledgement by the father for his failure is real AF.
His dad is weird for not taking his son to at least a park or something. He failed him.
This one made me feel kinda bad for the iPad kid, it's really not his fault at the end of the day
I've always used Android. Before getting my first smartphone I was already familiar with the iPhone because I'd used an iPod touch for a few years, and I was really impressed by how much more intuitive the Android UI was. It seemed like Apple was more interested in style than functionality. Many features, menus and settings were difficult to access because they interfered with Apple's streamlined, minimalist aesthetic. Android wasn't as fussy about superficial beauty, so it was faster and easier to use. iPad kid should have been able to figure it out immediately, if he wasn't so stunted.
Im a 34 year old shop manager in charge of mostly zoomers that are 18 to 24. Im convinced some of them wouldn't be able to get home without their phone. 😅
I get that he finally realized he messed up, but still, what a horrible father.
The blame in the end rests squarely on the shoulders of the individual. The kid who is now an adult lacked initiative and that's on them 100%.
@@TheIrishRushin True, but at the same time, his upbringing did him serious damage.
@@TheIrishRushin You can't simply erase two decades of parental negligence, though. It takes superhuman effort for that
@@kaletovhangar Unfortunately the world doesn't care who's at fault for your problems.
That last line really hit in the feels. Made me feel like it was actually the guy’s dad admitting his failure as a father
I did a double take when he insult3d androids, while I’m watching on an android lmao 💀✋
Same lmao which one u got?
@@devisals S7 it’s ancient but it works 😭✌️
@@Bean_does_toca_things tbh don't need to upgrade if it gets the job done I kept the note 8 for 6 yrs before it broke (I dropped it sadly 😞)
I am using my mom's old S8, she got it right when it launched cause she really needed a new phone, and kept it in perfect condition for all these years until she decided to treat herself a little and get an upgrade to a S23U. She'll probably keep that in perfect condition for the next 8 years as well
I have a Z Flip 3.
I thought he was saying I don’t know how to to saying thank you; not the sharing location. In retrospect, he doesn’t know either
He's gotta use more internet jargon like "dad ur being such a simp rn I can't deal with this". Or saying text lingo out loud like words i.e lmao = "luh-mao". Poor iPad kid.
help I started saying lmao out loud ironically and now I cant stop 🥲
Is it common in certain regions to call playgrounds jungle gyms? To me, I've always known a jungle gym as a specific piece of playground equipment (a wire-frame looking thing you can climb on). When it comes to the bigger, more complex, castle-looking structures, I've always just called those playgrounds (even if playground I guess is applicable to moreso the general area).
Same but I’m sure it’s more of a regional thing
I feel that it’s the climbing thing for me too I always like that one as a kid that was a round dome. But yeah I still knew what he meant so for us it can be both
At least the upshot is that the kids won't know how to bully others because technology is the great equalizer!
Not really. Technology like that won't stop bullying, it just offers more creative ways to bully someone.
Uhhhhhh.... have you heard about cyberbullying?
You aint hear what he said? The iPad kids are bullying the Galaxy Tab kids
Guys I think that’s the joke
@@SwordsmanMercenary Just turn your phone off bro
The sadness from the father, I can just feel it.....
Dang. The dad might get an arc
These kids nowadays I just feel bad for them
So now that he has no phone and the dad think he screwed up with him dose that mean we get to see the iPad kid awkwardly/rudely interact with the world like he's an alien? Idk I just think something would be so hype I like ur content ❤
Wow. You are an excellent storyteller.
At least the dad recognized it's entirely his fault
“It was almost impossible to figure out how to even call you.”
It’s somehow relatable as an IPhone user, even though it’s also plainly obvious how to make a call on an Android. Lmfao
The fact that the dads tone in "Jordan you're on your phone 24 hours a day" means that it's probably not an exaggeration.
He never would have known his dad's number in the first place.
Now if we can just get a crossover episode where grown up ipad kid meets kid raised by his grand parents.
Good call not to continue involving that crazy old lady. She was so confusing.
You are my sunshine ☀️ ✨ You make me happy ☀️ ♥️
Lol never expected that collab
Ipad kids seeing android for the first time:
The father’s slow realization was more compelling than 99% of modern Hollywood’s movies
Um, do you mean Jungle Z on switch? We had that.
Perfect!
I involuntarily shook my head at the screen. It is too real.
"Ipad kid grown up moves out and meets his roommates" would be funny
unironically, this makes me glad the iPad was invented when I was half my age.
Ha😂 !
Also, got a dad that apologizes wow!!! That's a unicorn.
I started crying when the dad started crying 🥲
u are literally hilarious, love the content 😂❤
What does "literally" mean to you, iPad kid?
@@alejrandom6592yo man leave them alone. Who cares which words they use to describe their excitement?
@@alejrandom6592 Not an iPad kid, didn’t even grow up with devices so yeah. But “literally” means in a literal sense or when you want to exaggerate on something that you’re saying you can use it. Look it up if you need. 😊
@@manders. Thank you. You sound like you know what literally means.
How many years until these types of kids are common sights IRL?
Last year when I spent seven months working for TSA I remember seeing countless kids glued to their iPads, and usually cried when they had to be taken away for a minute
A cautionary tale for today’s parents
The crying at the end got me 😔
i want more guy who was raised by his grandparents
You also could of had him been confused by what a street sign is. Someone like that just "turns left when the voice tells me to." They have no idea streets have names let alone what they are. But still funny as usual.
They're probably going to stop installing street signs in the future. Imagine trying to live without a phone then …
Id call that a play ground 🇦🇺
We do both here as well either jungle gym,playground, play structure. Depends on the person. Is it the same everywhere in Australia?
I'm in America I've never heard anyone call it a Jungle Gym.
@@1DomeSame
i reckon this is the most slappable character you play
"Jordan, have you never played on a jungle gym" being a question that the dad is asking should tell you everything you need to know
to be fair calling them jungle gyms is pretty weird(as english isn't my main language)
😢 I just wish that more people could see this before it's too late. Oh why did he have to go into the dangerous wild world of OUTSIDE! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
As an iPad kid I remember my mom’s phone number, a good racing game requires a Toyota AE86, all good cars require manual transmission, I touch grass, and the my brain rot consists of Initial D, Ultrakill, and that’s it.
You remembered all the memes! Im so proud of you!
Deepest voice ever
Well, it's the dad's fault
100%
Actually dude I use an android and it’s actually easy to figure out the controls. The whole button is not an actual button though the back button near the volume button the home button on top of the in the centre of the home button and you would actually get the hang of it. It got me like two days to figure out how to use it.
i was expecting him to pretend to not know what he meant and say "thats a playground"
i thought he meant that he didn't know how to say thank you for a second
if only he liked android, he would have been rescued.
The "nonono no actually don't bother her" was perfect
This one can be considered educational.
This is terrifying
This supposed to be comedy but it feels like a horror skit
Rest in peace jordan
Tbf most people call jungle gyms playgrounds
The fact that he didn't just walk until he got to a city and ask "what's the name of this city and the nearest world known landmark"
I was expecting a "Son, I'm so sorry...I'll clearly never see you again because you'll just stand in that 'really weird' place until you die of exposure and thirst!"
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.
You are equally good at copying and pasting this comment that's been on his page word-for-word for years
Tsk tsk gotta look at surroundings to find out where you are at, ive been taught this just in case if I ever got kidnapped lol... or lost :x lol, you know how many times I got lost at a store?? Tragic times xp
There is an implication that he would actually know how to have a conversation with a random stranger and ask for help.
i'm depressed. subscribed!
Oh God they're growing up my mind still lives in a world where ipads are 5years old
Imagine if Androids were really that bad
14 year old and i somewhere feel like this kid, i don't know many things i should know, im not that retarded but still shit like this makes me question my own raising
Like what was the reason for the quaretine?
Seems like other people risked those and getting kidnapped and now they are leading more functional lifes than mine
At least you are aware about so do something before is too late
You are 14 and can still change things. Put your phone down and go out, experience life like a kid, ride a bike, skateboard, talk to people, read a book. Real life is so much more exciting than the internet.
Oh so that’s what jungle gyms are.
I’ve always heard them referred to as playgrounds.
If I was the dad I'd just get him to look around and find the location from reverse image search or shops that stand out - would be faster than getting him to respond lmao.
that android has better front camera quality than iphone 15 pro max's rear camera it seems
That’s how you know the father isn’t a boomer, he apologized.
I actually like him
get your kids off the tech, boissssss!
Bring back the 7 digit phone system!! 😂😂😂
We need Rainbolt for this one
Uhhh ohhh, he said "map".😂😂 SUBBED.