Grailknights - Pumping Iron Power (feat. Joakim Brodén from Sabaton)

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  • PUMPING IRON POWER (feat. Joakim Brodén from Sabaton) taken from Grailknights' album KNIGHTFALL
    See Grailknights live at their Superpower Tour 2022
    Tickets here:
    bit.ly/3bxrt7u
    KNIGHTFALL - CD, MP3 & Vinyl available here:
    bit.ly/2qtOZuP
    published by intono records - www.intono.de
    distributed by Rough Trade Distribution - www.roughtrade.de
    directed and produced by Sebastian Khayat
    Joakinator & Metaljoakim crafted by Sebastian Khayat
    www.sebastiankhayat.de
    Knightfall was recorded, mixed and mastered by Willi Dammeier @Institut für Wohlklangforschung / Hannover
    www.wohlklangforschung.de
    Action Knights done by Lars Strohmeier @Kunstschmiede Brandtbart
    Webcastles:
    Facebook:
    grailknights.metal
    Instagram:
    / grailknights_official
    Website:
    www.grailknights.de
    Muscular cheers and thanks to Joakim for joining us! Thank you Sir Joakim!
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  • @veritech4884
    @veritech4884 Před 2 lety +1540

    "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you." -Joakim, probably

    • @hannahdawg6829
      @hannahdawg6829 Před rokem +151

      "one day, the crude biomass you call a temple will fail you, and you will beg my kind for salvation. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.
      Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."

    • @TyrannosaurusDominum
      @TyrannosaurusDominum Před rokem +28

      @@hannahdawg6829 The Church Of The Broken God.

    • @itsprofessorcreeper2839
      @itsprofessorcreeper2839 Před rokem +22

      ave deus mechanicus

    • @adrianvasquez4351
      @adrianvasquez4351 Před rokem +35

      I'm sure it's been said before, but Joakim has manifested into his true form of the "Metal Machine"!!

    • @primarchoftheunnamed3237
      @primarchoftheunnamed3237 Před rokem +6

      You have your steel, I have something special.

  • @ArsenicMint925
    @ArsenicMint925 Před 4 lety +3119

    Inquisitors: They must be thinking about how godly the emperor is.
    Custodes:

  • @ThibautVDP
    @ThibautVDP Před 4 lety +2541

    "what is your favorite aspect of power metal?"
    me: "the artists have a sense of humor"

    • @kerlongsjorlejov1945
      @kerlongsjorlejov1945 Před 4 lety +114

      That is very much true.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před 4 lety +175

      Gloryhammer, Grail Knights, DragonForce, HammerFall, Alestorm, Sabaton, etc. all have a great sense of humor and unique character.

    • @kerlongsjorlejov1945
      @kerlongsjorlejov1945 Před 4 lety +23

      @@howardbaxter2514 I can only say that I haven't seen the second and the third but I can attest for the others.

    • @ThibautVDP
      @ThibautVDP Před 4 lety +47

      @@kerlongsjorlejov1945 Grailknights is a band with amazing songs, and the artists are all dressed up in over the top superhero costumes. They are kind of a satire on tropes from epics and adventures and on bands who take themselves too seriously. One song they did with Sabaton's singer was Pumping Iron Power. very nice video.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před 4 lety +11

      @@kerlongsjorlejov1945 second band is the band of this song 😂. If you have listened to Through the Fire and the Flames, then you are familiar with who they are.

  • @paulmahoney7619
    @paulmahoney7619 Před 4 lety +619

    Here we see『Joakim Broden's』Stand:
    『M E T A L M A C H I N E』

    • @Rawmel
      @Rawmel Před 3 lety +25

      Good one, Inquisitor.

    • @doriandeslatte8226
      @doriandeslatte8226 Před 3 lety +11

      Actually, more like Pumping iron power metal machine

    • @marcelocastro6992
      @marcelocastro6992 Před 3 lety +5

      Stand ? Lika a jojo stand

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 Před 3 lety +2

      @@marcelocastro6992 Yes, why do you think I used Japanese quotation marks?

    • @SixOhhGeeTeeOhh
      @SixOhhGeeTeeOhh Před 3 lety +3

      it's been 0 days since I found a Jojo's reference in the CZcams comments section

  • @Nandox7
    @Nandox7 Před 3 lety +1050

    Costume shop: "We never going to sell these knight themed superhero costumes that came by mistake."
    ..2 days later

    • @youraveragesadist8308
      @youraveragesadist8308 Před 3 lety +24

      Does anyone by chance know where to buy costumes similar to theirs? Kinda had an idea for next Fasching/carnival

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 Před 3 lety +15

      Philipp Ege I think these might be custom made to be completely fair

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 Před 3 lety +12

      Atman Gotango by the looks of it the most expensive part would be just making the suit materials look rather cheep

    • @FreeOfFantasy
      @FreeOfFantasy Před 3 lety +6

      I watched them live back in the day when they had spandex costumes. Was a fun party.

    • @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
      @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 Před 3 lety

      I spit my coffee on the screen!

  • @sleepyfenix656
    @sleepyfenix656 Před 5 lety +2297

    So Joakim is actually a robot, makes sense, I won't worry about his kneecap anymore now

    • @hi14993
      @hi14993 Před 4 lety +246

      He truly is the Metal Machine

    • @registheron9752
      @registheron9752 Před 3 lety +122

      He wants you to come touch his metal machine

    • @kellscarthechosen327
      @kellscarthechosen327 Před 3 lety +58

      He's howling at the moon

    • @ZombieBiohazard
      @ZombieBiohazard Před 3 lety +48

      while the kings of metal ride the sky

    • @oldgus01
      @oldgus01 Před 3 lety +81

      There are really two Joakims.
      One is the robot you see before you. He exists to call us to be more badass. He is summoned by true badassery, such as knee-banging, or performing a song so awesome he cannot resist joining.
      The other is an ancient bardic god. He exists to memorialize the badasses who came before. He is summoned through the ancient ritual of performing one of these legendary songs your way.

  • @variedpoziturak
    @variedpoziturak Před 4 lety +2062

    Rhapsody: we're the cheesiest band
    DragonForce: hold my fire and the flames
    Gloryhammer: hold my prince McFife XIII
    Grailknights: hold my MetalJoakim

    • @Questknight12
      @Questknight12 Před 4 lety +95

      Grailknights: Carry my baggage, peasants.

    • @ALBERTOERSA
      @ALBERTOERSA Před 4 lety +22

      Such an underrated comment

    • @sebastianberube9768
      @sebastianberube9768 Před 4 lety +15

      Victorious is the most

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 Před 4 lety +126

      Nanowar of Steel: Hold my IKEA TV stand.

    • @JohnSmith-kb4re
      @JohnSmith-kb4re Před 4 lety +27

      I'd like to add Dragony here who literally has a shitpost tier music video with Dark Souls and GTA death screens
      And a song about Neon Genesis Evangelion

  • @ddean191
    @ddean191 Před 3 lety +1765

    so damn goofy but a local gym plays this in their workout mix when the video plays on the TV's the new people just stop the look on their face's is priceless

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 3 lety +214

      That just sounds like the best gym ever.

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos Před 3 lety +136

      Man if i had a gym that does that im signing for memberships

    • @liamm2524
      @liamm2524 Před 3 lety +47

      best gym ever.

    • @Rudevald
      @Rudevald Před 3 lety +50

      Where? I need membership NOW!

    • @MrEgofreak
      @MrEgofreak Před 2 lety +15

      That's freakin' awesome!

  • @Guille544
    @Guille544 Před 5 lety +3687

    so, we have heavy metal, death metal, power metal, etc, and now we have... Saturday morning cartoon metal?...nice

    • @marshillman9914
      @marshillman9914 Před 4 lety +279

      Saturday morning cartoons are metal.

    • @darealrick8552
      @darealrick8552 Před 4 lety +176

      Spongebob did have motorhead and pantera

    • @Guille544
      @Guille544 Před 4 lety +26

      ​@@darealrick8552 wow, didn't know about that, im going to listem to them right now

    • @zackburns3720
      @zackburns3720 Před 4 lety +90

      You forgot pirate metal

    • @Colleywoodstudios
      @Colleywoodstudios Před 4 lety +25

      Never before have I needed something and not known it until now

  • @kingstewie01
    @kingstewie01 Před 3 lety +791

    Guitar Hero 3 introduces me to Dragonforce.
    Dragonforce songs lead me to Powerwolf and Sabaton.
    Sabaton takes me to Alestorm, Wind Rose, Gloryhammer, and Brothers of Metal.
    Gloryhammer has lead me here to Grailknights.
    Wonder where my journey through the metalverse will lead me next.

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard Před 3 lety +22

      Same here, I have no idea how it could get any crazier.

    • @GrandDadmiral
      @GrandDadmiral Před 3 lety +13

      Grailknights brought me to WARKINGS, maybe they'll show you the way there too?

    • @ElGordoBandito
      @ElGordoBandito Před 3 lety +9

      It’s a nonstop whirlwind adventure

    • @MFallion
      @MFallion Před 3 lety +15

      You just described my whole metal life as well... Be blessed my brother.

    • @shavanna4295
      @shavanna4295 Před 2 lety +4

      I came from 'two steps from hell' to Dragonforce. Afterwards its the same way :D

  • @Archivaris
    @Archivaris Před 4 lety +1483

    This is actually set in the future. Joakim died during one of the wars and they made him a Metal Machine. Now he guides travellers through the wasteland while singing songs about the wars.

    • @PriestOfFilm
      @PriestOfFilm Před 4 lety +60

      One does not simply walk into The Wars ...

    • @SilverMothAudio
      @SilverMothAudio Před 4 lety +96

      Bold of to assume joakim can die

    • @matthewbrandt5053
      @matthewbrandt5053 Před 4 lety +89

      @@SilverMothAudio correct. He simply shed his weak fleash for iron.

    • @Warfrunstine
      @Warfrunstine Před 4 lety +78

      In the Great War he was part of the Ghost Division also known as the Saboteurs. He was a man of great strength even before he became a Metal Machine. On the Hill 3234 he made his Last Stand. His final words were Primo Victoria.

    • @ISS600
      @ISS600 Před 4 lety +14

      Sounds like a Gloryhammer album

  • @sketerpot
    @sketerpot Před 4 lety +879

    The mouth animation at 1:35 gets me every time. "Flex" does not have five syllables, and the mismatch is really bringing back memories of awkwardly-dubbed imported cartoons. It's beautiful.

    • @pffpffovich2398
      @pffpffovich2398 Před 2 lety

      *Р А Д И О А К Т И В Н Ы Е Л Ю Д И*

    • @old_school_death_metal
      @old_school_death_metal Před rokem +15

      this comment is so nice

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 Před 10 měsíci +3

      1:36

    • @user-xb1wh5mt4l
      @user-xb1wh5mt4l Před 5 měsíci +3

      I remember watching the Russian-dubbed Transformers G1. Because I know both English and Russian, I laughed at the dubing and translation alike.

  • @joenateprince
    @joenateprince Před 6 lety +4569

    Joakims Dream of being a Metal Machine has been achieved!

  • @Pyrus425
    @Pyrus425 Před 5 lety +5071

    I-I... I'm at a loss for words... I cannot believe I found a band goofier than Gloryhammer... This is amazing

    • @KaelusVonSestiaf
      @KaelusVonSestiaf Před 5 lety +440

      I had the exact same thought.
      They're both so cheesy, I love 'em

    • @jeremybosse5088
      @jeremybosse5088 Před 5 lety +73

      They just admit it more like gay pride more

    • @Blockio1999
      @Blockio1999 Před 5 lety +49

      You also might want to check out Dragony in that case

    • @stoffesgarage4451
      @stoffesgarage4451 Před 5 lety +85

      Ever heard of twilightforce?

    • @avoiceofreason1178
      @avoiceofreason1178 Před 5 lety +143

      I didn't think it was possible. This is awe-inspiring. As in, I'm in awe of what I'm seeing. I'm pretty sure my mouth dropped around the halfway point.
      Plus, just like Gloryhammer, you can tell everyone involved had a blast.
      Not sure if the lyrics are better than Gloryhammer though. You could make a LARP-ing campaign based off of their stuff. This, I'm no so sure.
      Both are wonderfully goofy though. Just in different ways.

  • @fluffybluefastboi103
    @fluffybluefastboi103 Před 3 lety +141

    Therapist: Robot Joakim isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
    Robot Joakim: PUMP

    • @Canalnameyouhappy
      @Canalnameyouhappy Před 3 lety +5

      Joakim being a metal machine should not come as a surprise to anyone

  • @jeremyandhiscultists8167
    @jeremyandhiscultists8167 Před 5 lety +917

    Power metal bands are all nerds
    I love it.

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 Před 5 lety +107

      The recipe for power metal is locking a bunch of nerds in a room with the complete works of Tolkien, every D&D sourcebook and the complete discographies of Metallica, Iron Maiden, and Rush.

    • @rivahoukes1554
      @rivahoukes1554 Před 4 lety +75

      @@timfortune9 that's just how power metal became a thing, a DnD campaign so epic that the bards became real

    • @parjai97
      @parjai97 Před 4 lety +34

      @@rivahoukes1554 BY THE POWER OF HOOTS

    • @rivahoukes1554
      @rivahoukes1554 Před 4 lety +15

      @@parjai97 yes the god hooticus allowed it to be real.... praise the mighty hoot!

    • @wardeni4806
      @wardeni4806 Před 4 lety +18

      @@timfortune9 TBF that's the recipe for the majority of metal. Remember, even the infamous black metal scene of the 90's was basically just a hardcore club of Tolkien references

  • @gwiazdapioun2127
    @gwiazdapioun2127 Před 5 lety +275

    Joakim's one step closer to becoming a tank, like he always dreamed of

  • @tankmanmatt111
    @tankmanmatt111 Před 6 lety +3066

    Joakim bringing attention to smaller bands, and they are amazing bands. How can you not like Joakim.

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK Před 5 lety +81

      Well, you could... uh...
      I got nothing

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK Před 5 lety +230

      I went to his Wikipedia page.
      He took part in the National Pinball Championships in 2015 and 2016!

    • @jimmybobs87
      @jimmybobs87 Před 5 lety +33

      Many lead singers of popular bands do this lol

    • @submarineinthesky8946
      @submarineinthesky8946 Před 5 lety +174

      Yesss, it's very much a rite of passage for lead singers to take part in pinball competitions.

    • @AlexanderCheff
      @AlexanderCheff Před 5 lety +64

      He's the Good Guy Greg of power metal

  • @LawnPygmy
    @LawnPygmy Před 2 lety +613

    So this isn't the show's theme or even it's outro. This is the music that plays when the protagonists are in a fight against this week's badguy. The lyrics don't actually kick in until after the song break where the villain starts beating them down and the Grailknights need to use their Ultimate Finishing Move on them to win. The full lyrical version doesn't play in the show, but in the movie where they have to defeat MetalJoakim and return him to his senses. The 25th Anniversary Sountrack has an orchestral version with the Los Angeles Symphonic Orchestra.

    • @leoschvaa
      @leoschvaa Před 2 lety +3

      What show?

    • @brandonwise2157
      @brandonwise2157 Před 2 lety +10

      Don't let your dreams be dreams
      Make your dreams come true
      Nothing is impossible
      Yes, you can
      Just do it
      Just do it
      Stop giving up

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 Před 2 lety +31

      One day mankind will invent a way of crossing to other timelines just so we can gst the Grailknights 30th Anniversary BluRay collection.

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger Před 2 lety +22

      The thing is, Joakim/MetalJoakim isn’t even part of the main cast. He just shows up occasionally to help the Grailknights out and has comparatively little screen time, but was so awesome that he became a fan favorite, which is why he featured so heavily in the movie. (Not that I’m complaining.)

    • @PainRack
      @PainRack Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheSlamburger I just have to say I love Stas Bush take on this though. Really love the 80s:):):)

  • @Cyberdemon-9001
    @Cyberdemon-9001 Před 4 lety +137

    I'm starting to think, Joakim just walks on to music sets and starts singing about metal, and the directors are like, "yeah, let's just roll with it."

  • @fenrirunshackled4319
    @fenrirunshackled4319 Před 5 lety +1827

    Band: “Joakim, will you help us on a song and music video”
    Joakim: “No”
    Band: “You can be a puppet”
    Joakim: “Puppet?”
    Joakim: “PUUUUUUPPPPEEEEET!!!!”

    • @aviationfan2021
      @aviationfan2021 Před 5 lety +161

      Puppet victoria

    • @AlexanderCheff
      @AlexanderCheff Před 5 lety +90

      @@hildegardvonbingen9092 Batteries sold separately

    • @drnye9692
      @drnye9692 Před 5 lety +121

      *you can be a METAL MACHINE

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 Před 4 lety +38

      I wonder if that's somewhere in his contract. If he's gonna be in a music video that isn't sabaton he HAS to be a puppet.

    • @mikebocchinfuso9751
      @mikebocchinfuso9751 Před 4 lety +32

      "don't let your metal machine dreams become memes"

  • @nelsondisalvatore9812
    @nelsondisalvatore9812 Před 6 lety +1834

    "Advengers infinity war is the biggest crossover in history."
    Grailknights- " hold my beer"

    • @KyrosTheWolf
      @KyrosTheWolf Před 6 lety +14

      Nelson Di Salvatore best comment on CZcams on the best video on CZcams

    • @Incadazant01
      @Incadazant01 Před 6 lety +25

      North Korea: Challenge Accepted.
      South Korea: Agreed.

    • @Damienx247
      @Damienx247 Před 5 lety +9

      Needs to be in an Avengers movie for the training monatage.

    • @PHENOXSPARTAN
      @PHENOXSPARTAN Před 5 lety +9

      @john benko jr "No, with the help of God's angels"

    • @bismarckpearson4685
      @bismarckpearson4685 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes

  • @marcoaureliodoamaralsobrei6076

    The guys at the Gym:
    anabolic stuffs and energic things....
    Me at the Gym: Grailknights - Pumping Iron Power (feat. Joakim Brodén from Sabaton.mp3

  • @motionwindart
    @motionwindart Před 4 lety +82

    People ask me, why are you happy? Me: This song exists.

  • @1RoundInTheChamber
    @1RoundInTheChamber Před 5 lety +309

    A robot Joakim Broden wasn't something I knew I needed in my life.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Před 4 lety +2

      [something about unexpected grace]

    • @x2ernal357
      @x2ernal357 Před 4 lety

      @@harbl99 Yo that was unexpected wtf

    • @AlexGNR
      @AlexGNR Před 3 lety

      He is a metal machine :)

  • @madcinder257
    @madcinder257 Před 6 lety +1744

    I love this trend of some weird Joakim puppet showing up in other people's music videos.

    • @goatfret1118
      @goatfret1118 Před 5 lety +58

      Mad Cinder there are more? Where can i find em?

    • @madcinder257
      @madcinder257 Před 5 lety +64

      Goat Fret Call Me by Pain.

    • @travistoor6360
      @travistoor6360 Před 5 lety +174

      But that's not a puppet...that him with his human suit off.

    • @ncisawesome
      @ncisawesome Před 5 lety +51

      @@travistoor6360 lemme guess is he a tank

    • @travistoor6360
      @travistoor6360 Před 5 lety +27

      @@ncisawesome duh.....lol

  • @Nicholas-gv8ok
    @Nicholas-gv8ok Před 4 lety +255

    These guys are CRIMINALLY underrated.

  • @tsardudebroiii
    @tsardudebroiii Před 2 lety +37

    He’s literally the metal machine

  • @fxcf8082
    @fxcf8082 Před 5 lety +402

    Somehow, the suits in this are still better than the Green Lantern movie's

    • @hawkmaximus5585
      @hawkmaximus5585 Před 4 lety +52

      That's simple, they're actually wearing these suits

    • @ADMZOMBIE
      @ADMZOMBIE Před 4 lety +9

      Got em

    • @maxernium
      @maxernium Před 4 lety +8

      Every suit is

    • @Jackalblade9
      @Jackalblade9 Před 2 lety

      While true, I feel I have to point out you're setting the bar pretty low there.😁

  • @cheez-itman2784
    @cheez-itman2784 Před 4 lety +82

    That joakim robot looks both terrifying and hilarious at the same time

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Před 3 lety

      The day cheez-it man discovered scaroused.

  • @spejic1
    @spejic1 Před 4 lety +203

    Me at first: Why does CZcams keep giving me this weird metal music?
    Me in the middle: It's alright I guess.
    Me at the end: WE ARE BORN OUT OF STORM AND THUNDER - RAISED! TEAR THE WORLD ASUNDER!

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn Před 3 lety +21

      I found this searching for Diggy Diggy Hole. After it directed me to Hootsforce. I was looking for a completely different genre.
      Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring.

    • @oldgus01
      @oldgus01 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Virsteinn even knowing the correct lyrics, I still sometimes hear it as "Fight for your life, we must fight for fight". And I feel like it makes it even better.

    • @Virsteinn
      @Virsteinn Před 3 lety +6

      @@oldgus01 I mean, your mishearing isn't even that far off. The whole fucking album is this wack-ass story.
      Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring.
      Fight for the ancient stories.
      Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife,
      For the power and the glory.
      Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky.
      Fight all the foes before thee.
      Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife,
      For the power and the glory.

    • @MrEgofreak
      @MrEgofreak Před 3 lety +2

      CZcams's weird algorithm in a nutshell.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Virsteinn Has the algorithm given you the gift of Wind Rose yet?

  • @ChloeHartzog
    @ChloeHartzog Před 3 lety +168

    Ah yes, another one of the "cheesy metal bands that look stupid at first but now I'm damn hooked on them for months and possibly years to come". Whatever the fuck you're doing, keep making music like this. I need more superhero metal in my life

    • @sirtalkalot3211
      @sirtalkalot3211 Před rokem +3

      Those were precisely my thoughts. Forgive me, for I have sinned, but I have made yet another cheesy powermetal playlist.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem +8

      The part of the metalverse that doesn't take itself too seriously and are just having fun being themselves and making enjoyable songs is a treasure.
      I unironically enjoy Dragonforce. Yes, it's cheesy. But basically each and every one of their songs makes me feel like witnessing the final showdown that decides over the fate of the universe. And I wouldn't want it any other way.

  • @hentaikamen4719
    @hentaikamen4719 Před 5 lety +498

    Damn, that new Power Rangers reboot looks weird.

  • @philippineball726
    @philippineball726 Před 6 lety +693

    if everyone remember the song metal machine
    look at him now him now the metal machine

    • @DougsDiggers
      @DougsDiggers Před 6 lety +5

      What?
      him now him now?
      What did he mean by this?🤔

    • @adamwrede9053
      @adamwrede9053 Před 5 lety +15

      @@pedromolina779 IT'S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND HE'S BARKING AT THE MOON

    • @arandomuser1723
      @arandomuser1723 Před 4 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/AvRZxn7e3hc/video.html

    • @avoonis
      @avoonis Před 4 lety +3

      Come touch my metal machine!

    • @LEGOSHADOWSPARTAN
      @LEGOSHADOWSPARTAN Před 4 lety +1

      Philippine Ball Literally the first recommended video for me is “Metal Machine.”

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 Před 4 lety +12

    Joakim has finally become a metal machine

  • @quigongym5206
    @quigongym5206 Před 4 lety +29

    1:55 I like how they are imitating Joakims trademark knee abuse

  • @chancellorpalpatine3729
    @chancellorpalpatine3729 Před 5 lety +749

    I don't think Joakim is a guest, he made this band just so he can come up with goofy ideas and not have it connected to sabaton

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax Před 5 lety +69

      It's his not so guilty secret band, lol. When he's not being all epic in Sabaton he does this, lol.

    • @Darkstar1484
      @Darkstar1484 Před 4 lety +86

      I like the idea that he looks for bands that are weird but talented and gives them exposure. If nothing else I appreciate the idea of an artist helping other artists

    • @TheNostradamusMMXII
      @TheNostradamusMMXII Před 4 lety +26

      @@christopherjackson3455 does this make Joakim the "Hollywood Hootsman" of Grailknights?

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 Před 4 lety +13

      he seams crazy enough to sucesfully pull that of

    • @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt
      @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt Před 4 lety +3

      @@TheNostradamusMMXII wow, this is some real nice shit right here.
      good idea.

  • @MrGriningreaper
    @MrGriningreaper Před 5 lety +86

    This sounds and looks like a song that would play during a powerlifting duel. Between skelator and he-man

  • @Boogus112
    @Boogus112 Před 4 lety +57

    Back in 2008, a small location in Hamburg, Ballroom with a maximum of 150people, Grailknights opening for Sabaton, the stage was so small a dino costume of the knights show didn't fit through a door. Best concert ever. And only now I have found them together again.

  • @jamesgroccia644
    @jamesgroccia644 Před 3 lety +42

    1:24 So Joakim really IS a metal machine!
    Which can only mean one thing:
    *"Metal Machine" is now officially part of this world's canon.*

  • @christopherpennington5200
    @christopherpennington5200 Před 6 lety +268

    I'd love to hear sabaton do an entire album about working out

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 Před 5 lety +17

      the last stand may not have been about it, but its a really good workout album.

    • @tejesedeny
      @tejesedeny Před 5 lety +16

      Well, sometimes my entire workout playlist consists of Sabaton so...they've actually did 8 albums about that already. :D

    • @fraknrak9111
      @fraknrak9111 Před 4 lety +11

      They could do an album on various special forces training

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 Před 4 lety +7

      @Never Trust Bob Oh that would be an album. I can imagine the names of the songs already: ''Half Right'' '''Push the pavement to the core of Earth'' ''DS Smoke'' and much more.

    • @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt
      @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt Před 4 lety +1

      try out "One More Rep" from Austrian Death Machine.
      could be smth you would like :)

  • @henderic0
    @henderic0 Před 5 lety +612

    [Lyrics]
    Thunder races through our veins
    One breath provokes a storm
    Lightning floods the iron chains
    Our limbs start to deform
    Voltage boils our blood in seconds
    Let us now nourish on its sting
    Feast on its sting
    We face the heat and fight the storm
    Raging in our head
    We walk this road and won’t step back
    Till we’re among the dead
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the worlds asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    We put our hand on iron bars
    And lift them to the sky
    We scream out loud
    And fight the weights
    Adrenaline makes us fly
    While we watch our muscles growing
    They grow larger than they should
    Than muscles should
    We face the heat and fight the storm
    Raging in our head
    We walk this road and won’t step back
    Till we’re among the dead
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the worlds asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    Push - Your’re a war machine
    Sweat - The world has never seen
    Pain - Is your destiny
    Scorn - Lasts eternally
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the worlds asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the worlds asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    By the hands of power

    • @FlaskTheTapir
      @FlaskTheTapir Před 5 lety +11

      I refuse to believe it's send. They clearly sing an f there.

    • @henderic0
      @henderic0 Před 5 lety +19

      @@FlaskTheTapir I hear what you mean, but these are the original lyrics so it's realy "Send". ^^

    • @FlaskTheTapir
      @FlaskTheTapir Před 5 lety +8

      I know, found your reddit comment. Even official lyrics sometimes have mistakes, I know of Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah, and a fair few Sabaton songs - even in their official lyric videos here on youtube.

    • @henderic0
      @henderic0 Před 5 lety +12

      @@FlaskTheTapir I always like to beleive there are multiple truths to this :P I don't know what's true and what not so I just go on the most trustworthy source... Or just sing whatever the heck I want. Who cares lol

    • @bogers8839
      @bogers8839 Před 5 lety +3

      I was certain they said blade of steel lol

  • @hankhill1964
    @hankhill1964 Před 4 lety +55

    Glory hammer: There is no band more silly than us
    Grail Knights: Hold our beers.

  • @ComradePhoenix
    @ComradePhoenix Před 3 lety +17

    My therapist: "Terminator Joakim isn't real and can't hurt you"
    Terminator Joakim: 1:30

  • @unscgrasshopper9413
    @unscgrasshopper9413 Před 5 lety +836

    Gloryhammer: man we are such a goofy band!
    GrailKnights: hold my beer
    Alestorm: hold my mead

  • @paulimir7785
    @paulimir7785 Před 6 lety +346

    I WANT MY METAL JOAKIM FIGURE ! XD

    • @johannesmakila2459
      @johannesmakila2459 Před 6 lety +20

      Those need to become merchandise that can be bought from they web site.

    • @7636kei
      @7636kei Před 5 lety +17

      `I WANT MY METAL MACHINE ! XD`
      ftfy :P

    • @annaolegovna1910
      @annaolegovna1910 Před 5 lety +15

      I think they're actually working on making the figurines available as merch.

    • @dcjxd
      @dcjxd Před 5 lety +13

      They were all hand crafted by a guy that runs "Brandbart Forge", look him up on Facebook

    • @travistoor6360
      @travistoor6360 Před 5 lety +3

      YESSSS

  • @CarlosEduardo-og8pe
    @CarlosEduardo-og8pe Před 4 lety +62

    So, when Grailknights and Gloryhammer will team up to stop Zargothrax?

    • @Pyraticalpunk
      @Pyraticalpunk Před 3 lety +20

      When the pirates arrive from the future with the time cube

    • @CarlosEduardo-og8pe
      @CarlosEduardo-og8pe Před 3 lety +13

      @@Pyraticalpunk this sounds like Alestorm

    • @h4msteri
      @h4msteri Před 3 lety +3

      @@CarlosEduardo-og8pe I hope you knew that Zargothrax actually created the Storm of Ale

    • @christophpoll784
      @christophpoll784 Před 3 lety +4

      This band has to sail over to Dundee with a group of Italian Vikings and their strange reggeaton-music!

  • @galaxyace9492
    @galaxyace9492 Před rokem +9

    I didn‘t think I needed 3D-animated-Metal-Joakim but now that he‘s here I don’t want him gone…

  • @denissubot
    @denissubot Před 6 lety +461

    When you`re fan of Sabaton and retrowave *-*

  • @AlextheKaijuFan
    @AlextheKaijuFan Před 2 lety +68

    As someone who loves 80s music and Sabaton, this is a match made in Heaven for me. Also I guess you could say Joakim is a Metal Machine.

  • @KronoLight
    @KronoLight Před 4 lety +33

    What I'm getting from this is "Get those gains so you can flex on the end of the world"

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Před 4 lety +5

      Ayup, flex your way through the apocalypse.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Před 4 lety +1

      Beast of the Abyss? Noodle-armed featherweight!

    • @ALBERTOERSA
      @ALBERTOERSA Před 4 lety

      There is a purity to that message isnt there?

  • @Frolaire
    @Frolaire Před 5 lety +518

    is this straight up about getting swole to gain magic powers?

  • @Zenovich932
    @Zenovich932 Před 6 lety +864

    But can I get a Metal Joakim or not?

  • @gavinrockne2145
    @gavinrockne2145 Před 5 lety +11

    I saw Joakim and I thought "Oh this can't get anymore metal!"
    and then it did. Literally.

  • @rolandpayne3291
    @rolandpayne3291 Před 4 lety +16

    Did these guys seriously just say "swole is eternal?". LEVELS, man.

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 Před 3 lety +1

      No, they said "Scorn - lasts eternally"

  • @Sebi380
    @Sebi380 Před 4 lety +19

    Joakim Broden has such an amazing voice, doesn't matter where he sings its an upgrade

  • @Savagarian
    @Savagarian Před 6 lety +315

    This is either the best workout song ever or the best thing I have ever seen, i watched it 3 times and was still smiling with joy! METAL JOAKIM! I WANT ONE! oh my god I hope grailknight graces the USA one day with sabaton...bucket list

    • @TheTempest01
      @TheTempest01 Před 5 lety +5

      The Viellist Not just the US, but Australia too!

    • @Svensen1981
      @Svensen1981 Před 5 lety +1

      Try "One More Rep" from Austrian Death Machine. Pretty good too.

    • @Danish_raven
      @Danish_raven Před 5 lety +1

      They both play at sabaton open air this year

    • @paulschauer6273
      @paulschauer6273 Před 4 lety

      Add Canada to that list I need to see them

    • @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt
      @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt Před 4 lety

      @@Svensen1981 shit, 7 months to late, wanted to write that too.
      awesome band!
      love them.

  • @Darkmialye
    @Darkmialye Před 6 lety +219

    I watch the video because of Joakim and I stayed because the band is awesome!!!!!

  • @robertr.7995
    @robertr.7995 Před 3 lety +64

    What...on...Earth...did I...just...watch...XD
    This is the cheesiest yet most-metal thing I've seen all year! The lead singer sounds like a mix of Rob Halford and Joakim...and LOOKS like a mix of Rob Halford, Joakim and an off-brand Power Ranger...and I think that's AWESOME! These guys are just doing their own thing, and that's the spirit of metal! Haters BEGONE!

  • @SivakAurak
    @SivakAurak Před 3 lety +3

    The things we love most about old media always include the flaws that newer media doesn't have. Because those old flaws are a result of people pushing the media to the extent that it breaks.
    This is an entire video of media failing to capture or contain the energy being pushed into it.
    The reason that you like this so much, is that it's falling apart while it tries and fails to somehow hold together under the strain. Those moments of failure are the breakthrough.

  • @Patrick76496
    @Patrick76496 Před 10 měsíci +10

    I love how average people doesn't like metal because they think it's too dark and about only growling. However the most popular power metal bands like Sabaton, Powerwolf or Grailknights actually have 10x more melody in their songs than in average popular songs recently. I don't really care about the genre until the song has a really good, catchy melody, so songs like this make me very happy.

    • @Murmarine
      @Murmarine Před 10 měsíci

      Not to mention how unapologetically stupid most power metal bands lyrics are. I mean come the fuck on, "Resurection by Erection" has to be the most asinine and metal thing in the universe.

    • @2009heyhow
      @2009heyhow Před 8 měsíci +1

      Metal can go very dark, but so can every genre. I mean.., listening to the average radio channel these days is just depressing with songs about loss and broken hearts. Then i luckily have power metal to cheer me up again.

  • @truesoprano2152
    @truesoprano2152 Před 5 lety +164

    Weird, I don't remember smoking anything today...

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor Před 4 lety +16

      Don't worry, the band smoked plenty for all of us

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Před 4 lety +4

      Were we're going we don't need smokes...

  • @peris_arts_film9699
    @peris_arts_film9699 Před 4 lety +11

    Guy in gym works out to song ( who also happens to be a huge sabaton fan ) starts lifting weights about a min into the song hears joakim brodén immediately drops bar on chest in absolut surprise

  • @baronpixeli5880
    @baronpixeli5880 Před 2 lety +6

    i fucking love powermetal

  • @enzovignati
    @enzovignati Před 5 lety +16

    **Metal Joakim advertisement**
    Me: I TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

  • @lazydragon2551
    @lazydragon2551 Před 5 lety +30

    The literal theme song of working out.

  • @antonschrodinger8155
    @antonschrodinger8155 Před 2 lety +2

    The ultimate workout song

  • @kriegofficer7682
    @kriegofficer7682 Před 2 lety +7

    I'VE SPENT THE GODDAMN WEEK TRYNA FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET A METAL JOAKIM. I STILL WANT IT.

  • @stefannilsson2406
    @stefannilsson2406 Před 11 měsíci +6

    This song gives me the motivation I need to put my hands on iron bars and lift them to the sky.

  • @robbert-janmerk6783
    @robbert-janmerk6783 Před 4 lety +6

    I love the jiggly dance of the Joachim robot :P

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 Před 4 lety +3

    You got heavy metal in my Saturday morning cartoons!

  • @Ghostscar
    @Ghostscar Před 4 lety +27

    Anyone: Feat Joakim Br...
    Me : CLICK

  • @liljessi
    @liljessi Před 2 lety +11

    Who’s listening to this masterpiece preparing for Grailknight’s new album Muscle Bound for Glory!🤟

  • @toddbatchelder9380
    @toddbatchelder9380 Před 4 lety +11

    This is by far the manliest song I've heard.

  • @The_mechanick
    @The_mechanick Před 2 lety +48

    Every time I watch this I get a little bit more depressed that those action figures don't actually exist for sale.
    I love this song so so much.

  • @BWxEclipse
    @BWxEclipse Před 2 lety +3

    Joakim literally became the Metal Machine

  • @DehnusNorder
    @DehnusNorder Před 6 lety +158

    Well, I guess they people behind the next Kung Fury Movie know who to contact for a themesong XD.

  • @jakecarter981
    @jakecarter981 Před 6 lety +68

    Anybody notice him doing the fistpound on the thigh like Joakim does? It gets better every time I watch it!

  • @Stan_Delone
    @Stan_Delone Před 4 lety +9

    Metal Joakim cracks me up every time he's on screen.

  • @GoodAvatar
    @GoodAvatar Před 5 lety +21

    I like this.
    I'm not sure how ironic or sincere I am in my enjoyment either. This forces my entertainment to mostly focus around the bizarre. Fun stuff.
    This song is a Grilled Cheese Sandwich on top of a Cheese Quesadilla on top of a 5 Cheese Pizza covered in Nacho Cheese.
    This song makes no pretense of being un-cheesy. It just goes for it, and that earns my respect.

    • @theinquisitionsparrot6749
      @theinquisitionsparrot6749 Před 4 lety +1

      GoodAvatar it’s so cheesy that I had to watch a lactose intolerance version of this video

  • @Alsh-nz2my
    @Alsh-nz2my Před 2 lety +8

    Combo! It's all I love! retrowave + power metal + Joakim Joaster

  • @Gokes93
    @Gokes93 Před 4 lety +11

    1:08 This is actually really how Joakim's mouth moves when he sings English, true story.

  • @uiytresen346
    @uiytresen346 Před 3 lety +41

    Doug walker on vocals as Green
    Brutalmoose, callmekevin and wildspartanz on guitars as Red, Blue and Purple respectively
    James Ralph on drums as Yellow
    And Joakim Broden as himself of course

    • @Grailknights_Official
      @Grailknights_Official  Před 3 lety +11

      :D :D :D

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 Před 2 lety +5

      I fully agree, green does look like Doug Walker, I wont lie the first time I saw the music video I wasnt sure, I thought it was, in turbo boost he really reminds me of Doug, but in the best way possible, like hes having fun

  • @pritkon8622
    @pritkon8622 Před 6 lety +71

    It's the 3rd band i've discovered thanks to Sabaton. Who'd think, that some swedes will gift me with so much Metal?

    • @7636kei
      @7636kei Před 5 lety +1

      gift/poison pun intended, I presume? XD

    • @pritkon8622
      @pritkon8622 Před 5 lety +3

      7636-kei! No, i mean that thanks to Sabaton that 2 years ago were just some swedes i now am a metal fan.

    • @7636kei
      @7636kei Před 5 lety +2

      pritkon Ah :)

    • @MarkusxJxKeetz
      @MarkusxJxKeetz Před 5 lety +3

      pritkon well, they say that Sweden is the power metal/metal capital of the world

  • @edgunderson6570
    @edgunderson6570 Před 6 lety +52

    Grailknights simply does not get enough love. Great band.

  • @upandomentes121
    @upandomentes121 Před 4 lety +25

    LYRICS
    Thunder racing through our veins
    One breath provokes a storm
    Lightning floods the iron chains
    Our limbs start to deform
    Voltage boils our blood in seconds
    Let us now nourish on its sting
    Feast on its sting
    We face the heat and fight the storm
    Raging in our head
    We walk this road and won't step back
    Till we're among the dead
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    We put our hand on iron bars
    And lift them to the sky
    We scream out loud
    And fight the weights
    Adrenaline makes us fly
    While we watch our muscles growing
    They grow larger than they should
    Than muscles should
    We face the
    Heat and fight the storm
    Raging in our head
    We walk this road and won't step back
    Till we're among the dead
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    Push - You're a war machine
    Sweat - The world has never seen
    Pain - Is your destiny
    Scorn - Lasts eternally
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    By the hands of power
    Thunder racing through our veins
    One breath provokes a storm
    Lightning floods the iron chains
    Our limbs start to deform
    Voltage boils our blood in seconds
    Let us now nourish on its sting
    Feast on its sting
    We face the heat and fight the storm
    Raging in our head
    We walk this road and won't step back
    Till we're among the dead
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    We put our hand on iron bars
    And lift them to the sky
    We scream out loud
    And fight the weights
    Adrenaline makes us fly
    While we watch our muscles growing
    They grow larger than they should
    Than muscles should
    We face the
    Heat and fight the storm
    Raging in our head
    We walk this road and won't step back
    Till we're among the dead
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    Push - You're a war machine
    Sweat - The world has never seen
    Pain - Is your destiny
    Scorn - Lasts eternally
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    Pumping iron power
    Flex - muscles tight
    Made of steel
    Flesh delight
    We are born, out of storm and thunder
    Raised, tear the world asunder
    Send, in the darkest hour
    By the hands of power

  • @dasisneduese9344
    @dasisneduese9344 Před rokem +4

    i always work out to sabaton music, this fits so well

  • @KosmosDream
    @KosmosDream Před 3 lety +4

    I can’t stop watching this !

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Před rokem +4

    MetalJoakim is probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day.

  • @FoxPopvli
    @FoxPopvli Před 3 lety +8

    Me: Perfection doesn't exist
    This song: *exists*

  • @Sigmar_Heldenhammer
    @Sigmar_Heldenhammer Před 4 lety +19

    Robo-Joakim vs Robocop..
    Why do I want to see this.

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard Před 3 lety +3

      Metal Machine Joakim would definitely kick Robocop's stupid bald chrome head in.

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 Před 2 lety

      @@deathkorpsguard Iron Hands vs Skitaari Adeptus Arbites?

  • @fredmcdaniel1450
    @fredmcdaniel1450 Před 2 lety +13

    How is this not the greatest music video of all time!

  • @flavivsaetivs5738
    @flavivsaetivs5738 Před 2 lety +5

    Joakim with Sabaton: *history teacher*
    Metal machine Joakim: *PE teacher*

  • @altf4755
    @altf4755 Před rokem +3

    Joakim became a Steel Commander, ruling the battlefield

  • @FormedBox
    @FormedBox Před 2 lety +4

    2:41
    "Brian"

  • @eisforelbowsmash
    @eisforelbowsmash Před 5 lety +10

    Cheese! Glorious, low-budget, high-octane, magnificent cheese! Bask in it's ridiculous glory!

  • @JayEyeZero
    @JayEyeZero Před 5 lety +21

    I must've seen this video at least a dozen times and I've only discovered it a couple of days ago. I just can't stop watching it or stop listening to this song. Help.
    And by help I mean don't give me a reason to stop.

  • @roach590
    @roach590 Před 2 lety +2

    Can't believe I haven't listened to this banger before

  • @gunmunz
    @gunmunz Před 4 lety +9

    3:00 That is exactly the type of thing that used to make me point at the screen and tell my parents 'I want that!'

  • @batmanneedssome200
    @batmanneedssome200 Před 4 lety +10

    Here we have a wild Joakim singing a rare non-military song. Excellent song I just discovered today