[Vinesauce] Vinny - Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors
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- čas přidán 11. 02. 2020
- What happens when you get Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and Google translate its script from English to a dozen languages back and forth? Their pig is hard.
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My favorite subtle thing is that BLOOPER got translated to "Error." Blooper, like blooper reels
I honestly thought it was a Zelda 2 reference
The first thing I thought of was how you can crash the game if you do a specific thing in Blooper's fight
Now that's an error
“I am drying inside” - one of the NPCs from not this game
@Dunngie Funngie you got it right the first time don't worry.
@Dunngie Funngie AND I HAVE FURY
Seriously though, what would fawful's dialogue look like after intensive misuse of google translate?
Dunngie Funngie It will be mustard on that bread that is your funny haha stimulus!
Dunngie Funngie Fawful
Dunngie Funngie This reply chain is absolutely Fawful.
"I guess what I'm trying say is that I came, Mario!" Goombella, 2020
Actually, it was from 2019. So you fail.
"Maybe we can do it in Peach!" Goombell, 2019 - 2020
@@asra-5180 hey, I'm just try to be a good girlfriend, just like Crump
This is bad bad. That's not included in the video, but I thought I'd say it
By the way, in Book of Mario 64, the Crystal King is called Christian King by Goverman or Goombario and the Crystal Bits are called Christians. Ain't that cool?
This story is a trainwreck of emotions
It's a roller coaster that is a funny feeling me
"What a generous man! You're okay, yes......yup, an asshole."
"I love you! I am not feeling well."
But in the most beautiful way possible.
"thats why war is a very important community" - sundowner
VIEW THE WAR IN HD
Come ol days of 3.14!
All I'm saying is, give war a chance!
The children are strong, Jack, and I have many connections with my inner child.
"In other words, *_I CAME_* "
God damn your username
*oh no*
In other words, darling, kiss me
Take it
FinnaNut😤👌💦
I fucking hope not
"I'm coming! Both! Move!"
Yeah, don't wanna get caught in the blast radius.
Speak for yourself
4:05 New Yorkers talking about New York
Except for all the pizza places
@@charmandyorton006 yep
HeYY IM WALKING HEREEE!!!!!!!!!
That’s true, there’s no such thing as Spring in Western New York Btw
Galaxy Doppler or fall, we have maybe two seasons at the most.
0:54 "Mentally developed systems in the game" they sure are.
just a weird way of saying the game is personalized
Omg I didn’t even catch that! Hilarious
"You are a good man, yup, an asshole"
The best part about this translation is that every now and then amongst all the gibberish, the text spits out a line like "He wounded the world" or "War is a very important community" or "Do not be stupid to me", "it is sometimes exposed to the risk of inadequacy" that's unironically genius, bordering on poetic
I like how a few translations basically makes this Paper Mario: Everyone is Horny Edition
Book of Mario: Thousands of Nuts
It turns the dialogue into a strange verbal erotica
i mean, spoilers but
carbon ends up a psycopathic murderer who destroys everything
So just Paper Mario: WWE Raw VS Smackdown Edition?
Goombella in Thousands of Doors comes across as being as thirsty as Jessie in the FF7 Remake.
8:29 "Look at the top of his head! *wheeze*"
Underrated
LOOK AT HIS LIPS!
11:58 "What is a fool?"
Me: Vinny's gonna reference Castl-
Vinny: WhAt Is A fOoL?!
A miserable little pile of Human Beef?
But enough talk, I came!
@@imaginaryboy2000 XD
16:52 Goombella's pollen allergies are so intense she has a stroke
"I CAME! TAKE IT!"
SHIIIZAAAA
@@TheVoidMachineSystem goddammit you beat me to it
I hope this playthrough inspires another round of rule 34 of goombella.
Hey, aren't you the guy who does reviews on bad Korean dinosaur movies?
I can’t breathe
3:39 the idea of a villain who swears by STIs is hysterical
i know you meant that like uses the names of STIs in place of swears but the way you said it makes it sound like he's instead just religiously devoted to them
@@ashcyr3711
"In the name of Gonorrhea, E-veil WILL prevail!"
"He always deceives or kills people" sounds like a nice fellow
"I came, Mario! Take it!" 17:30
10:26 I cannot express how much I appreciate "FOOLS!" somehow becoming "SMART!"
"Alright, let me give you a blow." - Princess Peach
"Alright son, in this fight I want you to pull it out, okay? Do... not... forget." -Prosecutor Grubba
@@SamTheMarioMan "That's right! Yer fucking TOOTIN'!" -Also Prosecutor Grubba
Anyone would love to have Princess Peach say that to them
I’m afraid you know my deal... I have a bed! -Prosecutor Grubba yet again
Profane Gunman As in coke or sex?
I guess my preferred style of comedy is when order spontaneously assembles itself out of pure chaos; that is, the moments when some goofball thing abruptly becomes extremely profound. Like the save point asking "Do you protect all games?" and then informing you that you've "Rescued all life." It wasn't intended, but it just happened, and that makes it all the more funny.
You should play Barkley's shut up and jam gaiden then
9:38
"This attack is very fast but easy. Just do 'Hey-YAAA!'"
I love Outkast
5:56 I got to admit that this is the best unintentional burn Twitch has ever recieved
15:27 "Goombell Goomba is a girl. He is now an archeologist."
guess we found the trap
F E A S T
9:24 "HP (heart patients)"
Oh no.
I think this is funnier when I never played TTYD and as such have no clue what's really going on.
Same
This is actually how the game goes
@SC43 7
Stop lying to the ignorant.
JustCallMeSchwick I’ve about 1000 hours in this game, I can confirm the story is just like this
Levi Foster
Stop ignorant to the lying.
"This battle is inevitable!" Sounds like a Street Fighter announcer statement, holy shit.
Even more like a soul calibur intro
@@JBLZFTW Soul Calibur 3
14:45 "The Princess of Peaches.. is it a she or a he?"
Mario: yes.
Really hoping I don't see any "yes" memes here.
@@FestiveRocket Yes. - Parallels
mario says enbee rights
"She is she."
king
Either everyone is having a prolonged, simultaneous stroke or Mario has a case of Terminal 7.
I think it's both.
"What is a *fool* ? A miserable little pile of *beef* ?" Got a good laugh from that.
this was written in the langauge that vinny reads game dialogue in at 3AM
20:08 Koopa troopa. Squeeze my hog!
Otherwise known as "Paper Mario - Duwang edition"
In other words, i am wood
@@burneyarts I AM THE FUCKING STRONG
6:18 Roll credits. *ding*
10:55
"What's that?"
"Fun is when you... fun is... it's like... it's kinda... sorta like a... What is fun?"
Friendly reminder that the Google Translate version of 64 confirmed that Sponge is a canon brother
3:39 I'm gonna assume that one of the languages it was translated to was Dutch.
I mean probably because Fatguy703 is Dutch
Huh? Can you explain.
@@isaac10231 dutch typically uses illnesses as swears, for example kanker (cancer) or tering (tuberculosis). there's a wikipedia page on dutch profanity for more
4:48 For the *whhhaaaaat?*
13:28 "Hold me." THAT GOT ME SO HARD, I COULD BARELY BREATHE...
I had a Dream where Vinny was my teacher and He was not really into it. so I raised my hand for a question then Vinny just said "Fuck It" then just when to his computer doing his streams. and I think I said Excuse me Mr.Vinny?
We need more details on this.
This is gold.
I honestly have no Idea what the rest of the story. I wish I knew the rest.
That's absolutely magical.
go to sleep right now and get some more dreams like this
Sounds like a normal day to me.
12:07 Joseph Stalin, inspired by the teachings of Marx, accepts an invitation the the Communist Party (colorized)
Ah yes, the “Special Movement”
20:21 look at mario's & goombell's hp
nice
Nice
They came.
Ni
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_N I C E_
Watched the whole series on CZcams from Stryder7x. Appearently Carbon tried to kill his fathers and destroys the city. He symphatized with the villains but in the end he became good, or others would think of him that he became good. Best story arc!
"What is a fool? A miserable little pile of human beef!"
I fucking lost it. My sides are in space.
In other words, I came!
@@DiranJiru plot twist, it was cum inflation not pregnancy
Is that...hyena vinny in your pfp? Oh no...
@@dragonslayermasterornstein83 nope just a furry with a vinesauce hat : p
@@Kacky '-'
I came
19:07 I don't know why this is the part that broke me. But it did. Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks guys.
He went from 0 to 60 in a span of a second.
"I'm here, I hate it!" -the entirety of 2020.
9:42 that Dan Aykroyd impression was actually incredibly good
With every new line of text, I can feel the neurons in the language processing center of my brain deflating like balloons. They make entertaining fart noises as I slowly die of a brain hemorrhage.
"Gunsales, n***** lady!
Right, Gunsales?" - Yoshi Kid
NO YOSHI THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD!
"My name's Carbon"
Oh...oh god no. Vinyoot you must turn back, you want NOTHING to do with Carbon.
As someone that has replayed this game a lot I can say with certainty that I can see where some of the translations went wrong in the dialogue
But some of them I can't even begin to describe how the fuck they got the way they did
Really good highlights, nice mod, funny moments, 10/10. In other words, i came!
God I hope Vinny plays more of this. There's a whole wiki on Book of Mario's lore
3:41 Vinny snort
Vinesnort
Your brain fried and you're on autopilot? That's how I feel every single day. Disassociation.
PhrozenFox Disassociative Identity Disorder
Some of the sentences sound like lines straight out of Shakespeare
Remember catching this stream without context, left because I thought I was having a stroke
Like there was enough “fan art” that came out of pink goomber
Thats not the only thing coming out of pink goomber...
@JC SHUT
@@lumbacon2133 Also, it's not just that one that came. Princess Peach also came, and many others came during the game as a future spoiler alert for the Book of Mario.
Goombella is best girl
Remember folks: If it exists, there is art of it.
"What is human beef?" We may never know.
11:59
*What is a fool? A miserable little pile of human beef?*
"I love that my table sounds like a bong"
11:59 is my favorite thing
Your “table” sounds like a bong
White Rice ok
I still remember this insanity. I still remember the day Koops became a Metal Gear character. I remember when that Spiked Goomba got their new title.
It was glorious.
"I came"
-Goombella 2019
Nice space Santa profile picture
@@johnnyweissmuller5559 Do you know what It's from?
Bradley Pearl) czcams.com/video/uBxAp_WdNJs/video.html
The time has come
And so have I
And so has Peach, and Goombell
And the Professor with like 20 names.
The castlevania/human beef joke caught me off guard
3:51 Goombell kisses Mario's crotch.
*Strangely getting horny after realising it*
Ah shit
We don’t need any mistranslations of “nut” or “came” to see where this is going
I didn’t expect to bust out laughing, but I did. I was afraid I woke up my boyfriend. 😶
Maybe it’s better that Vinny didn’t finish this, because I don’t know what chaos the chat would be if Vinny would be unfortunate enough to pick the Yoshi kid for the final Shadow Queen encounter.
“I have a box from an old businessman in Rogueport.”
That’s not TOO far off from the real story...
vineEnglish: The Book the Game
"Human Beef" Yesterday my friend was ordering Chinese food and they misspelled on their site and it said Human Beef $1.75
Love the causal “I eat people, hey. “
"He came for a moment, affective pipeline!" Oh god
I busted my organs out of my body when I read this
The translators turned this dialog into Space Funeral.
"I am convinced that there is something quite boring here."
Why was that the thing that got me!? I'm gonna have to start using that.
11:59 gave me a belly laugh, thank you Vinny
I've been recovering from what felt like a stroke over the past few days. So, when I clicked on this video, expecting a Vinny 'Paper Mario Thousand-Year-Door' compilation, all of the scrambled dialogue made me think I was having another one for a second.
Oh, they also messed up the Health and Safety screen.
Usually I don't see many of these Google translated games do that.
Paper Mario but Mr Crump is a E-Girl and the X-nauts are called "the Syphilis gang"
Ah syphilis!
“I came”
~Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom
16:30 ah yes, Flower Oil, my favourite place in the game.
Goombella's line on the thumbnail sums up every PM fan after today's announcement 😊🤩
"Do you protect all games?"
Paper Mario: Everyone is Fawful.
4:00 gooniversity
Gooning as a goon to Angela. All Angelas from everything.
Vinny never got to hear about Carbon and his war crimes
Do you protect all games?
Rescued all life.
This speaks to me on a spiritual level
It's like if the weirdest dialogue in Earthbound were an entire game. I love it.
8:29
bruhh look at this dude
some of theses sentences are straight up Cormac McCarthy-ian.
I first saw fatguy play through this, while he was in the middle of making it. I'm so happy that it was released to the public recently, and now Vinny can play through it as well.
"That's why war is a very important community" - Honesty Professor Caesar Reality, circa 2020
This has got to be the best translated content that there is
Nobody:
Mushroom Bernie Sanders: *Hold me.*
"I am once again asking for your emotional support."
"The one percent is stealing all the star power from middle-class working people."
"Do you know how to come or what?" i almost died choking on my sprite when he said this
It sounds like someone ad-libbing Shakespeare
We need more! Vinny is soooo happy playing this and the content just creates itself...
"The princess of peaches... Is it she or he?"
Mario: *nods*