I Badly Translated ALL of Paper Mario: Color Splash
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- čas přidán 22. 08. 2023
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Soo, the lore I'm getting so far:
- Mario and Peach (who is 12 years old) go to check on "Port Prison", a prison colony, and find out that the toads have recently lost control over the island and now the prisoners have taken over. There is a lot of drug trade, assault and tax increase and as a result the toads are all depressed and just want to die.
- Mario tries to regain control over the island using his hacker skills. He is accompanied by "Uncle Howie", a sentient paint-bucket with a split personality that probably represents his different colours. One side is in love with Mario and hates drugs and profanity, the other side is completely unhinged, smokes, drinks, makes innuendos and tells Mario to end himself on a regular basis.
- As it turns out, there is some strange, twisted mindset present on the island, where about everyone wants to die or kill you and ways to do so (like cancer) are celebrated and given out like good luck charms. With the frequent mentions of god, satan and sin, it is possible that the whole place is not real and instead some form of hellish purgatory. Everyone is trapped in a collective nightmare and most are trying to escape it by dying (but fail, as the pirate toad later mentions, that he already killed himself). This might be a divine punishment, because the pirate toad says "remember what happened in the Garden of Eden".
- Mario hopes that obtaining the Naked Stars will end the nightmare
- Update: The different reality theory is kind of confirmed later by Uncle Howie, when he says that they "can't go back to earth"
I love how there's an implication that the main game ends around 25:21 when the Devil is defeated - everything after is bonus content
12:25 ah, yes, the iconic sequel to the King in Yellow: "The Guy in Yellow"
We got The King In Yellow, we got The Baby In Yellow and now we have the guy in yellow
@@bobproctor4168 i was going to say something about the baby in yellow lol
Shit's really wild when your partner is named UwU and the first thing he say is basically "Kill yourself... In Minecraft"
5 handsome men will be forever iconic
5 guys
five guys if it was awesome
@@endro555 trueeeee
Yo Kai Watch fan spotted
Toadal dude!?!?!
In this world;
Mario is dead
Huey has completely lost it
The professer is Ok with princess missing, and is apparantly dating his own dog/son
Peach is Evil
HALF THE DANG PPL ARE HORNY
There is so much war
Sniffit or wiffit is actually a scam to take peoples credit cards
the pirates are christian
BT is revealed
i'll add more as i watch
The ssslightly honry drug addict living at the local cccircusss givesss out relationship adviccce.
Few more ones
The battle cards are super OP
5 Toads are now 5 Handsome men
A toad hates the beach that he loves it
Another toad wants to play a fun short game called suicide
Also, Mario is the Pope (31:16 for reference. The letter he receives even addresses him as "Father Mario!")
The Book of Mario experience.
Also Huey has a crush on Mario
But never forget the words of wisdom we got from Book of Mario 64. "Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." -Goombape, circa 2019
Wasn't that Goverman?
@@BitcrushedMozart Nope. Goombape said it to Goverman when Goverman was about to leave with Mario
@@raarasunai4896 Right, I remember now. I wonder if Goombape was the creator of the woke chuckola from Thousands of Doors.
I don’t remember Book of Mario 64 as much as Thousands of Doors
@@ItsSiebay fewer people have played through it compared to Thousands of doors. In fact the only 2 I know of who have are Fatguy and Stryder
I like how Google Translate has kept consistent themes in every Book of Mario game.
The sociopathy, the extremely sexual themes, and *war.*
Probably because the same languages are used every time.
@@antonyc.7173 But the original dialogue itself is always different, especially between games or characters, how it manages to be so consistent, even across games with something like BT or The War, is both sort of surprising and funny.
The closest explanation I ever found to something like this once was someone theorizing that everyone saying that they ... arrived were originally saying "Let's go" in the normal games.
But the languages could also have something to do with it.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28I think since the game talks about fighting and battles a lot so it translates to war.
Huey’s dialogue fits every scene so much that I refuse to believe this isn’t the original game’s dialogue
out of every translation of a videogame, this is the one completely full of perverse and war obsessed freaks
haven’t laughed this hard in a while, great content
41:52
"Vecalius. Invictissimi. What is the color of the House that can be heard and has human skeletons"
- Paul
THE PLOT THICKENS
What is the color on roof of a house with human skeletons and should be heard?
Need to get rid of Rihanna? In September, Paul. In September.
What color is Lewis pantalona? Blue, green or green?
i LOSE IT at how utterly grim the battle system's descriptions are
and then there's Necromancer
Hydrate before you Die-drate
drown
35:31
Count with me... -1. Two. 3. *Shit!*
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sh**
“I’m not a bridge maintenance expert, but I am a bridge expert…” is actually unintentionally a very clever funny line
I just started replaying Paper Mario: Color Splash today.
Ready to see how unhinged this gets.
1:19 Toad too freaky bruh🤦🏾😂
I’ve only seen 18 minutes of this so far and it’s the most I’ve laughed all winter. My boyfriend showed me this after a really rough day and it’s making me laugh. Thank you for this masterpiece
Glad you like it :)
I was drinking something when I watched 0:51 and I almost choked on my drink lol
Rewatching this feels so weird now that we know who BT is.
Loved this and The Great Book of Mario. Look forward to what other games you translate!
Ikr
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
POLAND DOES NOT FEAR GOD
46:19
12:15 is a very... "valuable" skill.
i am always so amazed that all these translated paper mario hacks are always so consistent with their own themes or between games like every toad wanting to die, talk about credit cards and technology, and huey wanting to kill literally EVERYONE
this was hilarious
Not to mention the reoccurring appearance of “I came”
1:22:47 To be fair, in BoM:ToD (since I imagine Fatguy’s badly translated playthroughs are what inspired this and GBoM), Mario _does_ apparently give birth to Mini Yoshi, with King K claiming that he’s the father, so it doesn’t seem like Mario has been trying to hide it lol
This is phenomenal, and I would like to thank everyone who was involved in it.
Once again, weird consistency, as Hugh's blatant evil throughout the series ramped up to stealing the power of darkness for himself.
Clearly you misunderstood the plot Hughs goal was to help mary accept his bisexuality and is now with his husband frog and wife peaches. Hugh was gay but hated himself thus the homophobia… then tragically he as he says before in his backstory vowed to ensure mary was never discriminated against EVER again. It shows how you simply don’t understand the complexities of the writing in this story NAY odyssey of pure literary genius.
Bad Paper Mario translations always have something in common.
Paper Mario becoming Book of Mario.
halfway through im slowly starting to realize that i've been watching a fever dream masterpiece. and i so love this series for it.
1:45:04 oh no. Oh NO
He's coming back to eat Hoko Saba, destroy his city and finally end his father, him, ALL
This is such a good series never failed to make me laugh, thank you!
This whole mod is a masterpiece. 2 hours and 16 minutes of the highest-quality hilarity right here lads. I’ve laughed out loud way too many times from start to finish. Great job on the whole game!
Founding of the internet be like:
38:51
Truly one of the hacks of all time
I agree
I found you again kocat, lmao
@@sparkler5313 i didn't know you were a book of mario fan lol
@@KoCat2867 they are too funny i gotta watch em
2:00:22 Oh lord! Did we get a Lil' Fat addressing the Queen of Shadows here?!
Every single one of these clips are comedy gold
1:56:00 KAMEK WAS BT ALL ALONG?!
Who will AU be
How can something be so funny and stupid but at the same time consistent enough for making an entire story that actually makes sense!?
Koosloo_Ulia (1:15:43)'s only video is a slightly unnerving video of some kind of map, titled "Real footage of Solargress' house". Strange background music adds to the dissonant video, and the most unusual part is that it was posted before this video. By at least 3 months.
Thats because this is a compliation of every highlight episode which came before this. Koosloo is a troll account that comments on a lot of my videos but I still dont know who he is lmao
I am absolutely dying at my guy Roy just saying "I will eat your skin" on the thumbnail. Like does it even taste good???? 😂
This was so good, 2 hours of pure funny, thank you 😂
29:55
I just KNEW the Swoop species were a communist group all this time!
2:07 this had me dying
This has got to be one of the most worth 2 hours of my life!
52:22 I'm fing CHRISTIAN
book of mario 64 and book of mario: thousands of doors finally have new installments
The translation is so crazy, so many things mixed together, create many extremely funny texts.
Never thought that Color Splash Book of Mario would come to this far greater than the original one.
Also, you guys are so funny, good commentary and editing making paint syringes like 10x more fun to watch.
Thank you, Solargress and all co-comm for all you have done.
Looking forward for what you'll translate in the future.
This brought me many laughs, goofs, and gaffs. So I'm subscribing
Glad to be a part of this series with you!!! While I haven't watched every stream, I am glad to be part of the ones in the live chat and even got to join a call with you guys! I hope you reach 5k soon and I am glad to be a part of it! I wish you the best of luck in your future 🙏
Congrats!
No way, you're here?
1:10:22 Moo! Dunno why that one broke me but it did
48:57 so if his moms a dry bones, his dads todd, that means todd+ dry bones= toad the fuck?
I wonder how stuff like the name screens were translated. I mean the letters in the animations also were that means that they either are made for the whole alphabet in every color or taht they are automatically created.
If you guys made them insane job thought they were real.
1:15:43 is the best part of all of paint syringes!
📠 Fax
This is literally a rejected snapcube fandub. I love it
This series is a Masterpiece
1:15:50 it's an actual channel, you should listen
Oh trust me, im aware 💀
I never thought there would be another Book of Mario. This was awesome!
1:30:26 Weinlicht = Wine Light (that's what it means in German at least)
Oh cool! I wish I knew more of this stuff lol
Lol, I actually knew this too because I am German, but I just was to lazy to say it in the comments.
Also, cool that solargress is reading the comments even after 9 months :)
@@aaronthemusician3894 I've been getting a lot of comments on this video. I think the TTYD remake coming out is making paper mario content big again.
Tap 52:21 for him.
paper Mario color splash is my favourite paper Mario game, and I am so grateful that this masterpiece of a video exists🔥🔥🔥
I absolutely love this mod. One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a bit.
These videos are so underrated they deserve so many more likes! The voices are amazing!
This is now objectively better than TTYD! 😊
1:47:39 just a lil timestamp for me
"hello, four :3, just let it go. First of all-"
"Oh shit-"
*Explodes*
3:22 - I think I’ve seen this anime before.
This is my favorite game of all time so I'm glad to see still being played even in 2024.
Thank you for making my day better bro. This was absolutely hilarious 12:08
UWU is my favorite character
I love how Huey is a complete war criminal, peach is a jerk, and the Toads are Horny Right Wings
I've recently started watching this and I couldn't stop laughing through the entire 2 hour video, This might be the best video I ever saw on CZcams
5:24 No no no, at the beginning it said your playing as MARY, not MARIO! completely different characters
1:53:26 huh. I have heard that before.
It's not something I thought I'd ever see twice, but... here we are
"I can't stand!"😂
Thank you for showing me this. I absolutely hate Color Splash, but this mod fixes every problem I had with it.
finally
book of mario of my personal favorite paper mario game
yes i am an avid color splash defender how can you tell
3:59 (Half-serious) How does Google Translate get “Racist” from the texts of these video games?
That happened in Fatguy703’s Book of Mario 64 with the FP Plus badge too.
1:15:43 Someone made a real channel called this, lmao
Im aware unfortunately 💀
Thanks for this incredibly funny compilation. Hilarious editing too :D
One of the best projects I've ever been a part of. Thank you for having me here to be funny!
Incredible video. Subscribed! :)
I'm so stupid I can't walk anymore.
2:02:22 That finally cracked me!😂😂😂
2:16:18 PLEASE! PLEEEEEAAAAASE!!! PMTOK!
I hadn't laughed this hard in MONTHS this is one of the best videos I've ever seen
the fighting translations are the best lol
This is the most I have laughed in months, it's so good
This entire video absolutely folded me, and also got me out of my health-related depression. I knew it was not a good idea to eat or drink during this video, but the one time I did not abstain and sipped some water I almost immediately drowned. Seriously, this video does not skip a beat. The editing absolutely makes this. Phenomenal job guys. Underrated channel too.
1:39:51 fucking sent me
i don´t usually watch gameplays but damn I sat through this whole video
I’m only 50 minutes in and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard I don’t know if I’m gonna make it through this alive 😭😭
This is definitely one of the paper Mario walkthroughs of all time.
I love these type of videos
I swear to god there is some sort of lore that spreads beyond Undertale and Deltarune Ai.
Mainly because Paul is here and mental health is mentioned by Peach.
The only difference is that this Ai is more obsessed with war, Paul, BT, Death and Mario. That doesn’t mean the political side is gone though.
Paint the spots im going mental
Book Of Mario: Paint Syringes
Oh god hugh is bolivia all over again
I think this is the most hilarious video I ever seen
29:27 What are you, a spider? Are you *Muffet??*
my honest reaction to that information
This and your great book of Mario series has been some of the most hilarious things Ive seen all year I rewatch your videos when I need a laugh. also I was wondering was it you that said you never played bug fables? Id love to see you play through that blind and google translated if it exists.
Never played bug fables, yeah. There is a google translated version called Error Blame though
No wonder the toads went crazy. It’s likely because it’s been just them and no one else since Sticker Star!
45:29 so basically wicked the musical🤷
I love this 12:15
my stomach hurts from laughing too much