George Lazenby as 007 AGAIN in Diamonds Aren't Forever? | Alfred Hitchcock Presents Review

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  • A definite curio here! George Lazenby returns to the role of a British secret agent entangled in a plot involving Soviets, murder and... the Golden Egret of Bishwara?
    The full episode 'Diamonds Aren't Forever' can be found here: • Diamonds Aren't Foreve...
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  • @brucegilbert7243
    @brucegilbert7243 Před 3 lety +25

    George Lazenby thought that James Bond was finished in 1969 and then spent the rest of his career chasing him.

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy Před 3 lety +175

    "It's a joy to see Lazenby"
    2010s Calvin would be shocked and appalled.

    • @19torento
      @19torento Před 3 lety +4

      I am still surprised and somewhat taken back.

    • @Quod_Matter
      @Quod_Matter Před 2 lety +2

      Well, fancy seeing you here

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol Před 3 lety +115

    So basically the final reveal is:
    “I’m really a secret agent!”
    “I’m also a secret agent!”
    “I’m a secret agent as well!”
    “I too am really a secret agent!”
    “I’m a secret agent, and so is my wife!”
    “Oh for the love of...! Is there anybody here who _isn’t_ a secret agent?”
    “Well, I didn’t want to make a scene, but, now that you mention it...”

    • @calvindyson
      @calvindyson  Před 3 lety +24

      I wish I could say that's an exaggeration but there are quite literally at least six secret agent characters in this! That's more than most feature length Bond films

    • @BenCol
      @BenCol Před 3 lety +14

      @@calvindyson Does that include the dog at the beginning? Wouldn’t surprise me if it did.
      It turns out it’s not just any old dog, it’s the world renown Lassie Galore!

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +4

      To namecheck a Man From UNCLE TV Movie, One Spy Too Many.

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 Před 3 lety

      @Ian Phlegming that's pretty close to Mormon theology.

  • @Youdontknowwhatliterallymeans

    Lazenby is a profoundly improved actor, pity he didn't stick around.

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 Před 3 lety +16

      It would have been cool to see but honestly I'm glad we got another Connery film and then a bunch of great Moore films. If Lazenby stuck around there would be no Moore Bond, and for me personally that would be such a shame..

    • @ShivaOO7
      @ShivaOO7 Před 2 lety +3

      He just doesn't have the right look for Bond in my opinion. Perhaps it's because he spends a good chunk of OHMSS masquerading as Hilly, but I've never fully seen Lazenby as Bond. I think he gets more credit than he deserves because the one film he did was such a good Bond adventure.
      Although I didn't buy Roger Moore in the role initially either, but his performance was enough to sell himself so who knows if Lazenby would have won me over similarly.

  • @alimcmurray3428
    @alimcmurray3428 Před 3 lety +48

    Roger Moore appears in an episode of the original Alfred Hitchcock Presents called 'The Avon Emeralds' from 1959.

  • @DocLathropBrown
    @DocLathropBrown Před 3 lety +68

    I think it's fascinating that George's appearance in the UNCLE TV Movie was 1983--the same year Sean and Roger returned to the role as well. All three (then) Bonds were back that summer!

    • @bonghunezhou5051
      @bonghunezhou5051 Před 3 lety

      🎥🤔😃

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 Před 3 lety +1

      Never say never again was released in October

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 Před 3 lety +2

      Man from uncle movie was released in April

    • @rickdrais9737
      @rickdrais9737 Před 3 lety +4

      The Return of the Man From U.N.C.L.E. movie absolutely implied that he was Bond. He was even driving an Aston Martin! Dunno if it was a DB-5 though…

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja Před 2 lety +2

      @@rickdrais9737 It was the DB-5. As Calvin said in his video on the car it's amusing that the vehicle was so associated with Bond that Lazenby in that UNCLE film and Moore in Canon Ball Run drive it even though they never did in there real Bond films!.

  • @tcaudiobooks737
    @tcaudiobooks737 Před 3 lety +41

    Calvin Dyson is Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 in "Levels Of Wood"

  • @travismcdowell8352
    @travismcdowell8352 Před 3 lety +50

    They should have put this in the special features "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" Blu Ray

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 2 lety +5

      Licensing issues must have got in the way, this seems like the perfect thing to throw on there!

  • @markjone671
    @markjone671 Před 3 lety +77

    You should try and check Lazenby out in two Hong Kong action movies from the 70's, The Man From Hong Kong, filmed in Australia and Stoner on location in Australia and Hong Kong. These movies also traded on Lazenby's Bond connection. One of them was supposed to co-star Bruce Lee but unfortunately he passed away before the film could go into production but they recast, keeping George in the promised role and went ahead with it anyway. Lee was apparently impressed by George's performance in OHMSS which led to him approaching him and I believe the two actually met face to face in Hong Kong to discuss the project.

    • @calvindyson
      @calvindyson  Před 3 lety +28

      Thanks for this, Mark. I've been meaning to get around to The Man From Hong Kong sometime for a little while now. I've never really seen Lazenby in the lead role for another feature film so it'd be interesting to see how he comes across!

    • @markjone671
      @markjone671 Před 3 lety +4

      @@calvindyson You're welcome, Calvin. I'd be very interested to see your reaction to the film. As much as I love Bond (I've been a Bond fan since the age of six) I am quite heavily into martial arts movies and Asian cinema and with martial arts in particular, it's more of a case of quantity over quality. There are some real gems that standout above all others but they can be few and far between. I'd be fascinated to discover what category you think The Man From Hong Kong falls into after you've seen it.

    • @FleetoCleve
      @FleetoCleve Před 3 lety +9

      @@calvindyson I finally watched The Man From Hong Kong last week - it's an ok Kung Fu flick, but like this episode, the best bits feature Lazenby. He really can play charming, yet dangerous very well - I wish we had gotten to see him angry and out for revenge in DAF.

    • @obscureentertainment8303
      @obscureentertainment8303 Před 3 lety +7

      @@calvindyson He also did an Italian giallo movie called "Who Saw Her Die?"

    • @BrozzaBond4007
      @BrozzaBond4007 Před 3 lety +2

      @calvindyson you’ll love Lazenby in the man from Hong Kong

  • @cosmedelustrac5842
    @cosmedelustrac5842 Před 3 lety +23

    Interestingly enough, Lazenby voiced King in the Batman Beyond animated tv series. His character complains about living in the shadow of somebody else in his final scene.

    • @viking_2112
      @viking_2112 Před rokem +2

      As someone who has watched batman beyond several times, I've never noticed king is George lazenby

    • @TrumbullComic
      @TrumbullComic Před rokem +5

      He also says "We have all the time in the world" when the Royal Flush Gang is committing a robbery. Bruce Timm is a big OHMSS fan.

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja Před 3 lety +37

    It's nice to see Lazenby being looked back at more fondly in recent years [much like Dalton] as both actors were largely viewed as 'mistakes' when I was growing up with Brosnan in the mid-90's

  • @sebastianfitzptraick7395
    @sebastianfitzptraick7395 Před 3 lety +49

    I maintain that Lazenby could’ve been an amazing Flemingesque Bond if he’d stayed on. Sadly it wasn’t meant to be. There is definitely an alternate universe out there where he did do seven films and I’m curious to see it.

  • @CorneelVf
    @CorneelVf Před 3 lety +48

    I'd expected a fairly decent plot, but good grief, this film gives the twist in Spectre a run for its money! Lazenby is an absolute delight on screen, however! Great to see him back as , James

    • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
      @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY Před 3 lety +5

      and this is why nobody remembers this 80s revival of Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

  • @scruffylooking2184
    @scruffylooking2184 Před 3 lety +9

    "This never happened to the other fella"

  • @ethanmitchell5106
    @ethanmitchell5106 Před 3 lety +18

    This reminds me of a similar thing with Timothy Dalton who did an episode of "Tales from the Crypt" called "Werewolf Concerto", and he's like a private detective sort of character if I recall but he just oozes that Bond vibe throughout just like Lazenby does here. It's a really neat episode.

  • @Professor_Fate
    @Professor_Fate Před 3 lety +3

    "Did Kevin McClory have anything to do with this?" Classic, Calvin, classic!

  • @justice4all72
    @justice4all72 Před 3 lety +33

    Absolute joy to watch Lazenby in the role again albeit unofficial. I’m in the rare few that think his performance in OHMSS is one of the best Bonds ever. Wish we got a Lazenby DAF, revenge film would have been awesome

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja Před 2 lety +2

      Apparently a 'revenge' script was written [which Tracey's father came back] but was deemed to be quite poor and scrapped. i do wonder if the pre-titles for Diamonds is basically that idea but reduced to 5 mins of screen time!

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 Před rokem +1

      I like Diamonds are Forever as it is. A revenge plot sounds ok, but I think it was done best in License to Kill. You can just sort of watch DAF and view it as a revenge story, but I think Connery’s charm elevates the film more than Lazenby would’ve.

  • @royboy2926
    @royboy2926 Před 3 lety +25

    Hey Calvin. I looked this episode up online. That song was sung by Shirley Bassey. Lol

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis Před 3 lety +5

      I was thinking whomever the got aped Bassey perfectly....guess you can't beat the real thing ;)

  • @neilmarktaylor4386
    @neilmarktaylor4386 Před 3 lety +48

    Calvin is always so funny in his videos

    • @calvindyson
      @calvindyson  Před 3 lety +6

      Thanks, Neil! I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

  • @ricardocantoral7672
    @ricardocantoral7672 Před 3 lety +18

    I wish Lazenby stuck around through For Your Eyes Only. How awesome would have been to see him look back on what he could have had at the end of his first film.

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol Před 3 lety +35

    4:11 Thought that was the inner monologue of the plane for a second.

  • @hilaryc8648
    @hilaryc8648 Před 3 lety +11

    ‘Getting Whaled’ is a great expression. Let’s get it back out there.

  • @javix2013
    @javix2013 Před 3 lety +22

    Roger Moore participated in "The Cannonbal Run" (1981), a race cars movie with many characters, and the Roger character who was a participant in that race, he was like a parody of 007. Would be nice if you make a review about this movie.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja Před 3 lety +10

      In Roger's book he said the script writers wanted him to play a man who thought he was Bond, but Roger thought it would be funnier to play a guy who thought he was Roger Moore and really send himself up!

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 Před 3 lety +7

      Cubby Broccoli was pissed when he saw Moore lampooning himself in this manner.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 2 lety +6

      @@ricardocantoral7672 Cubby Broccoli sounds like the kind of guy who would get incredibly angry about everything.

  • @handsdowntoo7150
    @handsdowntoo7150 Před 3 lety +7

    "His hair is grey and he's obviously a more mature man".
    Funnily enough, in this episode Lazenby is about 49, which is only 3 years older than Roger Moore was when he started playing Bond.
    I would have sworn Lazenby was in his 60s based off his appearance and general demeanor here, but apparently not! :O

    • @MagicAl5F4781
      @MagicAl5F4781 Před 3 lety +3

      Moore played Bond until he was 57. By that standard, if Lazenby hadn't quit he could have gone as far as GoldenEye! But Moore had youthful genes that helped him begin his Bond era looking like a younger successor to Connery though he was older!

  • @The12thDimension.
    @The12thDimension. Před 3 lety +35

    Damn, Lazenby's acting actually looks to have improved since OHMSS.
    Shame he only got 1 film

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +6

      After OHMSS he actually studied acting.

    • @randallrutherford1384
      @randallrutherford1384 Před 3 lety +7

      He could have done more but it was his own choice to quit the role.

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis Před 3 lety +5

      @@randallrutherford1384 More like it was his choice to listen to his manager or agent, who sold Lazenby on bailing because Bond wouldn't last past the 1960s.
      Hope he fired the guy once it became clear that advice was extremely poor.

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +7

    I now really want a future Bond theme song to feature the line "My guy's a spy"

  • @Materminds187
    @Materminds187 Před 3 lety +2

    11:23 “Yeah, check out this picture of your face also our friend is actually dead”

  • @TheQuietReader1920
    @TheQuietReader1920 Před 3 lety +18

    Hopefully the new Bond movie takes a leaf out of this episode's book--we could arrive at the end, in a drawing room, as Craig wanders about and says, "aha, but it was you, Mr Safin, in the algae farm with the superweapon!" Crikey indeed!

  •  Před 3 lety +9

    I kind of like an old and wiser Bond. Sad that we never going to see that

    • @neohermitist
      @neohermitist Před 3 lety +3

      Agree. More subterfuge and getting the jump on the bad guys because he can't match them physically. And maybe even a little fear.

    • @splitter7376
      @splitter7376 Před 3 lety +1

      Did you not see Roger Moore towards the end? 😆

  • @jimkirk989
    @jimkirk989 Před 3 lety +3

    James GRANT Is A Nod To "Cary Grant", WHO was originally offered to play the role of James Bond in Dr. No by Cubby Broccoli, but Cary refused to sign a contract saying he would play Bond for NO more than one movie, due to his old age of 58.

  • @ThatBondGuy62
    @ThatBondGuy62 Před 3 lety +7

    Hoping for Calvin to do a reaction to the "Help I've Skyfallen And I Cant Get Up" parody with George Lazenby

  • @AlexRider589
    @AlexRider589 Před 3 lety +7

    Now I'm imagining Lazenby Bond films where he breaks the fourth wall like House of Cards.

  • @SleepingHowl
    @SleepingHowl Před 3 lety +5

    As a fan of Lazenby's 007 & OHMSS this is one of those oddities I've been aware of for some time but having checked it out now its really cool to see George doing his thing again , he looks like he's having fun with it and is a joy to watch. Brill video as always Calvin.

  • @whirlwindjourney
    @whirlwindjourney Před 3 lety +5

    I've always really loved Lazenby's portrayal of Bond. I wish he would have done more Bond films.

  • @chancylvania
    @chancylvania Před 3 lety +11

    I saw you in an ad once and I got really confused, then I thought “Calvin dyson? What are you doing in my ads?”

    • @gamonstudios
      @gamonstudios Před 3 lety

      I saw the ad right before this video lol

  • @ninfilms
    @ninfilms Před 3 lety +4

    George Lazenby was also played a secret agent in a TV series Cover Up and a cult film Too Young To Die.

    • @loanaoftheshellpeople5627
      @loanaoftheshellpeople5627 Před 2 lety

      I loved Never Too Young To Die. It had a Good Cast-John Stamos, Vanity, and Gene Simmons from Kiss

  • @billkoenig1552
    @billkoenig1552 Před 3 lety +8

    Oh, no! The executive producer of this 1980s Hitchcock episode was Michael Sloan. He was the writer/executive producer of The Return of the Man From UNCLE. So this was the *second* time he hired Lazenby.

    • @ChrisPeteG
      @ChrisPeteG Před 3 lety +2

      Seems like he was single-handedly trying to make Lazenby's return as Bond "Happen"

    • @Delmo5
      @Delmo5 Před 2 lety

      Actually he created THE EQUALIZER w/Lazenby in mind but CBS or Universal, I forget which, poo-pooed his involvement and we got a post-CALLAN Edward Woodward instead.

  • @billkoenig1552
    @billkoenig1552 Před 3 lety +4

    Just adviced via Twitter -- Michael Sloan hired Lazenby *three times* -- Return of the Man From UNCLE, this Alfred Hitchock episode and a Sloan series called The Master starring Lee Van Cleef. Lazenby played a secret agent in that also.

    • @loanaoftheshellpeople5627
      @loanaoftheshellpeople5627 Před 2 lety

      George Lazenby also played a Spy in the movie-Never Too Young To Die.

    • @jamescampbell39
      @jamescampbell39 Před rokem

      I saw the mash-up presentation that had the episode of the Master in it with Lazenby, Van Cleef, and Kosugi, it would appear that Van Cleef's and Lazenby's characters had history, Van Cleef remarks that he is using a different name since last they met and Lazenby says something to the effect it is as any name, also Lazenbys driving the Aston martin I think with Q branch goodies since he was tracking the helicopter.

  • @repulore13
    @repulore13 Před 3 lety +9

    me just imagining Calvin's neighbor looking through their window and seeing Calvin and a Hitchcock box set in bed together with Calvin saying "its not what it looks like" lol sorry Calvin

  • @korbiniankroha1277
    @korbiniankroha1277 Před 3 lety +8

    Thank you for your work on your videos! Always very funny! Just the best James Bond Channel!

    • @calvindyson
      @calvindyson  Před 3 lety +1

      Thank you very much for watching! Really appreciate the kind words too :)

  • @EthanKnight97
    @EthanKnight97 Před 3 lety +15

    Moonraker's pre-title sequence would be way more exciting had it been off screen and focused on a random guy chopping wood.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +6

      James fell into the very hotel he's booked into. Jaws could only manage a random circus.

  • @b.a.richardson4856
    @b.a.richardson4856 Před 3 lety +2

    I remember seeing this when it came out. Seem to remember that in the beginning there was a brief interior shot where Lazenby was fighting the Russia officer on the plane.

  • @AB-xd8hm
    @AB-xd8hm Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you for reviewing this! So many Bond fans have no idea that this even exists, and it's a must see for big Bond fans, but especially big Lazenby fans.

  • @notstirred1417
    @notstirred1417 Před 3 lety +6

    "Whole new level of wood." Deserves a BAFTA.

  • @robinanwaldt
    @robinanwaldt Před 2 lety +2

    I think it’s quite weird how they named the character "James Grant", since Lazenby clearly says "James Bo-" when he’s interrupted the second time at the register. 5:35

  • @dalebaker9109
    @dalebaker9109 Před 3 lety +6

    This is brilliant. Sorry Calvin those two guys weren’t wooden, they were dying of dry rot. Poor George in this, damn he looked old in 1969, and he was only 29/30 then. He looks frankly embalmed here, but bless him try’s his best.

    • @handsdowntoo7150
      @handsdowntoo7150 Před 3 lety +2

      Wow, I had no idea Lazenby was so young when he played Bond. That means he was about 49 when this episode aired, but he looks like he's well into his 60s! :O

    • @Romans8-9
      @Romans8-9 Před 3 lety

      Didn't think he looked that old in OHMSS. Would have thought 35 tops. He did age quickly though but probably due to his excessive lifestyle.

  • @TheAdam159
    @TheAdam159 Před 3 lety +2

    Ah yes, my two loves. Bond and Hitchcock

  • @Alexander_Snowden
    @Alexander_Snowden Před 3 lety +2

    1:20 bruh 😂. Definetly a different time...

  • @NostalgiaBrit
    @NostalgiaBrit Před 3 lety +8

    Except that when he introduces himself to the receptionist, even though the name is “comically” drowned out by off-screen sound effects, if you actually look at GL’s mouth he is clearly saying a name the starts with a B, not a G! 😒

  • @noahjennings6801
    @noahjennings6801 Před 3 lety +3

    9:55 There’s a mic in the up right corner! Quality 80s television.

  • @captainz72100
    @captainz72100 Před 3 lety +23

    Very funny! I would have loved if G Lazenby had done more James Bond movies, but the trade off would have been no Roger Moore ones... There's a conundrum!

    • @calvindyson
      @calvindyson  Před 3 lety +11

      Indeed! It's so weird to think that so many different decisions could have given us a vastly different series.

    • @DocLathropBrown
      @DocLathropBrown Před 3 lety +9

      @@calvindyson I say if DAF had been made with George instead of Sean, and George vacates the role after that, leading to Moore's movies staying untouched--that's best of both worlds!

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja Před 3 lety +4

      @@DocLathropBrown If OHMSS was appreciated as much then as it was now, the series would have probably stayed a lot more grounded. Diamonds [and most of the Moore era's] tone feels like a reaction against OHMSS in hindsight.
      United Artists' chief David Picker vetoed John Gavin's casting for Diamonds and arranged to get Sean back so feel like he'd have bought Lazenby's contract out if he hadn't already left as OHMSS was considered to have under performed back in the day. It's a real 'sliding doors' point for the whole series.

    • @jennifersman7990
      @jennifersman7990 Před 3 lety +1

      Even if Lazenby had stayed, Moore would’ve eventually moved into the role

    • @user-xp2gm8im2c
      @user-xp2gm8im2c Před 3 lety +3

      @@DocLathropBrown I believe as best 1) O.H.M.S.S with Connery.
      2) D.A.F. as revenge film, with an aged and overweight Connery, perfect as Bond after Tracy's death.
      3) Connery in ''Live and Let Die'' if had been made in 1972 to celebrate ten years of Bond films. Connery would had ended as 007 from there where he started ten years before (Jamaica).

  • @timelordvictorious
    @timelordvictorious Před 3 lety +11

    I imagined Alfred Hitchcock turned in his grave when this came out.

  • @billkoenig1552
    @billkoenig1552 Před 3 lety +6

    Last comment from me: This particular episode may have been for syndication (meaning the budget was less.) The revival started on NBC. This has a 1988 copyright date. I vaguely remember that NBC canceled the rival but some later episodes were made for syndication.

    • @Delmo5
      @Delmo5 Před 2 lety +1

      You're right Bill-this aired on the USA network. I saw it when it originally aired.

  • @hassannawaz2437
    @hassannawaz2437 Před 3 lety +25

    George lazenby shouldve returned as blofeld in daf. Now that would’ve been amazing to see

  • @TheZoProductions
    @TheZoProductions Před 3 lety +2

    Great review! I remember seeing this as a rerun when I was a kid. I thought it was silly. I didn't realize that was George Lazenby until the credits rolled.

  • @rickdrais9737
    @rickdrais9737 Před 3 lety +4

    There was an action adventure series about twenty or twenty five years ago concerning a young, handsome savant on the run from a government agency who was so brilliant that he could masquerade as anyone from a surgeon to an attorney, and near the end of the series his father was revealed. The father was none other than George Lazenby and they all but said he was James Bond, but were vague enough to escape being sued for plagiarism. Similar to how they hinted Sean Connery was actually Bond in “The Rock”… wink, wink…

  • @SolarDragon007
    @SolarDragon007 Před 3 lety +9

    If Lazenby had stuck around for Diamonds Are Forever, I imagine it would've been more of a direct sequel to OHMSS and stuck with the slightly grittier feel. Lazenby's wooden acting aside, I would've much preferred that DAF than the one we got.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +5

      Def more personal. Plus we would have got Tele Savalas back as Blofeld. But I wonder what they would have done about Irma Bunt, since Ilse Steppat died 4 days after OHMSS released. Her character would have to face off against Lazenby's Bond since she killed Tracy.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja Před 3 lety +1

      Apparantly Richard Maibaum first script was a direct sequel to OHMSS but Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman were unimpressed with his efforts. As much as OHMSS is respected now, it underperformed by Bond standards back in the day which promited Dimaonds to try and resemble Goldfinger instead. Comments on the DVD extra's by United Artists' chief David Picker [Who arranged for Sean Connery to return] indicates Lazenby jumped before he was pushed.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jamesatkinsonja I wonder what that script looks like. If you're making a sequel to OHMSS, the logical choice would be to adapt parts of the You Only Live Twice novel and combine it with Diamonds. Considering the fact that Tiffany Case was one of the few women Bond actually considered being monogamous with in the books, and what a broken state he's in at the beginning of YOLT, it would've been cool to see those two stories blended together. It's a bit annoying at times that many of the human/character moments are cut out in the early films

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jamesatkinsonja As much as I enjoy Diamonds and Connery in it, I feel that getting him back after his first replacement faltered was a big weakness. It signifies Bond can't be Bond without Connery. UA clearly believed this as they offered him an unprecedented 5 Million (he got 1 million plus sweeteners for Diamonds) to do Live And Let Die. Even with Lazenby leaving, or if UA had felt he wasn't what they wanted, recast with a new actor. The fact EON contemplated getting Gert Frobe back to play Auric's twin brother signifies how desperate they were to recreate the Bond Mania of Goldfinger.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +6

      @@SolarDragon007 It's interesting if Diamonds would have had Bond going off the rails ala Fleming's YOLT. How would he have reacted to Tracy's death. At the beginning of OHMSS he's so rabid to find Blofeld that he resigns over it. What would he have been like this time? Even as OHMSS was an unconventional Bond film, then Diamonds would have been even more so. But I would have liked to have seen Marc Ange be involved. Maybe he goes mental, and uses his Union Corse to carry out almost terrorist like activities in the pursuit of Blofeld and Bunt. And Bond becomes the calmer one. Or Bond is like he is Licence To Kill. Goes rogue, and has to be reigned in. I also would have liked Peter Hunt to have returned and continued his style. I feel this is a great two part story we never got.

  • @servalan65
    @servalan65 Před 3 lety +1

    As brilliant as ever. I really have to see this now. Thank you Mr Dyson, sir.

  • @jamaral81
    @jamaral81 Před 3 lety +1

    Great timing Calvin, I literally just watched this last weekend. So glad to hear your take on it. Dude, you are so funny in your reviews. Bond is my favorite movie franchise and I love the amazing love you put into James Bond for your channel. Thanks so much. Lazenby was great as Bond in this.

  • @ralphroshia9247
    @ralphroshia9247 Před 3 lety +6

    Other than OHMSS the only movie i ever seen of George Lazenby is Gettysburg where Lazenby has a small role as Confederate General Johnston Pettigrew

    • @calvindyson
      @calvindyson  Před 3 lety +3

      I haven't seen him in any other feature film I don't think... I believe Universal Soldier is on CZcams though and I wouldn't mind checking that out sometime.

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@calvindyson Universal Soldier is interesting because it gives you an insight into where Lazenby's head was at after quitting Bond. He used his momentary celebrity to get this financed, and he wrote and partially directed it. It fitted Lazenby's ideas of now being anti-gun and anti-violence, playing a mercenary who renounces his old life and basically becomes a Hippie. As Lazenby had from being Bond. As it was the film was barely released and made a large loss on it's budget.

  • @SJKPJR007
    @SJKPJR007 Před 3 lety +1

    Remember watching this back when it was broadcast. I loved seeing George back in Bond mode. Couldn't help but think how wonderful it would have been to see him grow into the role. Still, we got Sir Roger so every cloud ...

  • @xBaphomet666x
    @xBaphomet666x Před 2 lety +1

    The name’s James... James-
    *unskippable CZcams ad pops up*
    Well played Calvin... well played 👌🏻🤣

  • @ebismusic8813
    @ebismusic8813 Před 3 lety

    Many thanks Calvin and your delivery had me in stitches

  • @nickbutterworth6001
    @nickbutterworth6001 Před 3 lety +9

    I managed to see this via CZcams a few years ago. Yes, it's cheesy but I actually liked it properly for all the wrong reasons.

  • @mrdoctorgilmore
    @mrdoctorgilmore Před 3 lety +1

    This just makes me wish we had more of Lazenby as Bond.

  • @samsaltwell
    @samsaltwell Před 3 lety +1

    1:58 Comedy gold. Loving your work Calvin!

  • @travismcdowell8352
    @travismcdowell8352 Před 3 lety +6

    Calvin if you never saw the short of George Lazenby in Kentucky fried movie I recommend it it's hilarious 😅

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +1

      I feel that Lazenby fulfilled the 7 film contract he was supposed to sign to play Bond.

  • @DutchBondFan
    @DutchBondFan Před 3 lety +2

    Never saw this nor heard about this. Pretty cool!

  • @JamesTobiasStewart
    @JamesTobiasStewart Před 3 lety +1

    Well I did not wake up expecting to see this, but now I have and I can't say I regret it.

  • @cookieface80
    @cookieface80 Před 3 lety +2

    He also played a spy in a really bad FMV game from the 90's called Fox Hunt. He even references the opening to OHMSS in it.

  • @AcidRayne100
    @AcidRayne100 Před 2 lety

    Saw this a few years ago. Absolutely loved it - a huge dollop of hokey and deliberately wooden fun. Kudos for George for doing it, too.

  • @richardvinsen2385
    @richardvinsen2385 Před 3 lety +7

    Speaking of wood: The wood cutter doesn’t actually split a single log.

    • @briangonigal3974
      @briangonigal3974 Před 3 lety +1

      Hey, if they're not returned to the prop rental place intact the show has to pay full price for each damaged log! Does this show look like it has any extra money to throw around?

    • @bradbruhn9586
      @bradbruhn9586 Před 3 lety

      Excellent point Brian

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I’ll be the one guy who admits he’s extremely glad that Lazenby was only in one film. I like Diamonds Are Forever with Connery more than I would’ve if wooden Bond returned.

  • @neohermitist
    @neohermitist Před 3 lety +3

    In the 80s there was a revival of a lot of 50s anthology series after The Twilight Zone movie. There was The Outer Limits, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Twilight Zone and a couple of others. They were typically low budget syndicated shows to fill in time slots with lower viewership.
    Since I didn't have any girlfriend, I sadly filled my time with such shows. Haha.

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja Před 3 lety +1

    17:00 When Star Trek Deep Space Nine did a James Bond homage episode 'Our Man Bahir in 1995, MGM complained meaning a planed follow up was cancelled and future Bond references had to be toned down and be less direct so they were probably right to play safe.

  • @MrVee24
    @MrVee24 Před rokem +1

    "Whole new level of wood" 😂this kid is so charming.What a great channel :).

  • @samharrison5058
    @samharrison5058 Před 3 lety +11

    It would have been interesting to see Lazenby in Diamonds Are Forever but I’m glad that Connery came back as I think he’s a much better actor and I love Diamonds Are Forever the movie. It’s one of my favourite Bond films.

    • @sashaking1111
      @sashaking1111 Před 3 lety +3

      Diamonds are Forever would have been a LOT better with Lazenby

    • @samharrison5058
      @samharrison5058 Před 3 lety

      @@sashaking1111 I disagree but fair enough.

    • @EditedAF987
      @EditedAF987 Před 3 lety +3

      @Qasim Hussain we probably would’ve gotten the Garden of Death on the big screen

    • @user-xp2gm8im2c
      @user-xp2gm8im2c Před 3 lety

      @@sashaking1111 Connery looking aged and overwight, would be perfect as Bond after Tracy's death, if D.A.F. was a revenge film and not a sequel of ''You Only Live Twice''.

  • @georgejones8481
    @georgejones8481 Před 3 lety +3

    Lazenby seems like a cool dude & OHMSS is a good film despite of Lazenbys acting skills. At the end of the day, he really just wasn't a good actor so I can't understand people saying he should have returned. It's also become quite a niche thing to say OHMSS is your favourite film when it's really just not.
    Not hating on Lazenby but one film was enough

  • @drjwww
    @drjwww Před 3 lety +2

    The episode was just a pastiche of all sorts of thrillers, haplessly dropping giddily obvious references everywhere they could (Psycho, Maltese Falcon, Bond movies, etc.) as a lark. Worth remembering that they're playing this in roughly the same period as the first Naked Gun movie. It's not meant to be taken even slightly seriously.
    And, FWIW, though this was an "American" series (produced for NBC and later the USA Network), it was pretty much a Canadian series. It was shot there, most of the writers were Canadian, so were most of the directors and about 60-80% of the extras and second-tier cast, with only the lead parts dealt out to the Yanks or Brits. The leads probably accounted for 80% of the show's budget, as was pretty typical of Canadian-made-for-US-TV shows at the time (like The Littlest Hobo, for example). That's why everything looks so cheap. It was. It remains largely true today, BTW, with so many US shows still being made the same way (Supernatural, Arrow, Supergirl, The Flash, The Expanse, etc., etc.).

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah Vancouver is referred to as Hollywood North. The X-Files was shot there till it got so big that Duchovny and Anderson pressured the network into shooting in L.A. so they didn't have to be away from home for a large part of each year.

    • @loanaoftheshellpeople5627
      @loanaoftheshellpeople5627 Před 2 lety

      Why do the film so many Krappy Shows up in Canada? I know It's Cheaper but the Shows are all Horrible.

  • @lukejmcgrath
    @lukejmcgrath Před 3 lety +2

    What a find!
    Can we get a supercut of “crikey” reactions to deaths across the series? Starting with M in Skyfall naturally.

  • @therealmovieman
    @therealmovieman Před 3 lety

    Need to watch this thanks for great review great as always

  • @zanemurcha9742
    @zanemurcha9742 Před 3 lety +1

    I saw this movie a few years back and in that version the part where the bartender is holding his sickle was cut. So it actually was a mystery as to who killed the lady.

  • @karlmelvinpsychotherapy4700

    Love these lost gems, thanks for sharing Calvin. Check out the Tales from the crypt episode with Tim Dalton (1992 I think), which features a cool bond-esc scene with Walter Gotell.

  • @andrewpragasam
    @andrewpragasam Před 3 lety +1

    Wow, that episode looks fascinating. Bizarre, not especially funny and about as Hitchcockian as an episode of Friends, but genuinely fascinating.

  • @andrewoldham3675
    @andrewoldham3675 Před 3 lety +1

    I think it goes without saying that a much better executed former James Bond in a drawing room murder mystery film comes in the form of Daniel Craig (and yes, I am referring to him as a former Bond even though his final film has yet to come out due to COVID delays) in Rian Johnson's Knives Out. Still, this was fun for a James Bond enthusiast curiosity item.

  • @IcePakOG
    @IcePakOG Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks for sharing this, Calvin.
    This proves how great Lazenby could have been if he had continued as Bond and had some acting training. I wonder how many films he would have done. DAF and all of the Roger Moore era? All of the 70s? Or would he have gotten sick of the films after just a few and left?

    • @nethinge9829
      @nethinge9829 Před 2 lety

      Well. If he followed his 7 movie deal agreement it could be like this.
      1.
      On Her Majesty’s Secret Service { 1969 }
      2.
      Diamonds are Forever { 1971 }
      3.
      Live and Let Die { 1973 }
      4.
      The Man with the Golden Gun { 1974-5 }
      5.
      The Spy Who Loved Me { 1977 }
      6.
      For your Eyes Only (or Moonraker){ 1979 }
      7.
      Octopussy ( or AVTAK )
      { 1981 }
      Besides that it would be perfect for Lazenby to end at FYEO and let Dalton to take the rest of the 80s. Plus we could get finally have a Property of a Lady movie in 1989. Besides that this might be it.

  • @richardtwyning
    @richardtwyning Před 3 lety

    Excellent video as usual Calvin. I feel sorry for you having to sit through that so your viewers don't have to! However, I did watch all the Hitchcock Presents "re-run" in 1989 as I would have been 19, but I don't remember that episode. Then, again, it looks about as memorable as a hole in the head :-) Glad George got a bit of work out of it though :-)

  • @dennisjames6753
    @dennisjames6753 Před 3 lety

    Another great review! Classic!

  • @danielmkubacki
    @danielmkubacki Před 3 lety +2

    Wow I did not know this existed Calvin.

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 Před 3 lety +1

    I've found that Bernard Lee and Lois Maxwell did ANOTHER Bond cash-in. As well as OK Connery, they also appeared in From Hong Kong With Love (1975), actually playing characters called M and Miss Moneypenny! I guess UA really weren't paying them much, but why did they let them get away with doing these!

  • @michaelwright664
    @michaelwright664 Před 3 lety

    Great stuff Calvin 👍🏻

  • @johnrigs6540
    @johnrigs6540 Před 3 lety +1

    He actually looked better as 007 here Than did in OHMSS lol!
    More mature,smooth and polished - it really is obvious that he would have grown very nicely into James Bond had he chosen to continue - and proof that they really did know what they were doing when they casted him!
    (I love Alfred Hitchcock Presents....but boy, this was a BAD episode lol)
    Still - just seeing him as “Bond” again was a lot of fun- and your review -as always- was hilarious!
    I remember watching that Man From Uncle TV movie and being just thrilled seeing his Cameo.
    **P.S. fun trivia - as he was filming that scene , Sean was filming Never Say Never and Roger was doing Octopussy...
    So every single Bond actor up to that time was playing 007 at the EXACT SAME TIME!
    AND each performance came out in 1983!
    Great times.....

  • @nate1066pollock
    @nate1066pollock Před 3 lety +2

    As a Hitchcock fan, can we then assume a "Marnie" review may be forthcoming?

  • @MatthewHarkin
    @MatthewHarkin Před 3 lety +1

    Super interesting. I haven't seen this before either! We all need to watch this together and get completely and utterly whaled!
    EDIT: Hahahahaha I don't even know if this was intentional or not but did you... did you just time the advert so it cut off Bond's name during the mission briefing!? Hahahahahaha ffs Calvin 😂

  • @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78
    @JenniferMcMahonhawaii78 Před 3 lety +2

    That was fun!

  • @trueflip25
    @trueflip25 Před rokem

    It's amazing Lazenby made one Bond movie and we are still talking about him in 2023.

  • @willbutler2850
    @willbutler2850 Před 3 lety +2

    Lazenby looks like he’s playing Count Dracula on the thumbnail

  • @Rattlinghope4
    @Rattlinghope4 Před 2 měsíci

    He was my favourite Bond and it is without the finest 007 film with a beautiful score. I wish he’d done more.

  • @EntropicDecayGaming
    @EntropicDecayGaming Před 3 lety +4

    5:47 Maybe it's because I'm just exhausted after a long week at work but for some reason that "Getting whaled" bit absolutely popped me! XD
    I think Lazenby would have actually made a decent Bond had he been given the chance to stretch his legs in the role over a few films but that said, had that happened, we may never have gotten Moore in the role at all which would lead to Brolin indeed being cast in Octopussy or Dalton may have been brought in a few films sooner. How would that have affected Brosnan's tenure? Would the series still reboot after him? There's just so many "What ifs" surrounding Lazenby, you could write a book about.

    • @calvindyson
      @calvindyson  Před 3 lety +3

      Indeed! It's so weird to think of the knock on effects that these things would have had... John Gavin's casting had Connery not agreed to return etc... It's fun to hypothetsise about what we might have had but I'm so in love with the series as it is I don't think I'd want to sacrifice any of it for something different... Even when it comes to the films that I'm not too fussed on!

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja Před 3 lety

      There are various 'sliding doors' moments for the series [such as Sean never leaving the role until the 80's or a third Dalton film], fun to speculate but the fact the series is still going after nearly 60 years is amazing.

  • @insertaliashere1379
    @insertaliashere1379 Před 3 lety +1

    1:09 Me: Finds new Calvin video.