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  • Enjoy a handful of tall tales from the Taskmaster himself: Greg Davies.
    0:00 - Greg Davies: "I once caused an injury to one man whilst getting a different man to say the word 'vegetables'."
    5:17 - Greg Davies: "I once invented a language so I could speak to my sister in secret. I even gave this language its own name."
    8:57 - "Gareth was the rickshaw driver I once paid to pedal me home. By the time we got home, he was so exhausted I let him stay on my sofa."
    15:15 - Greg Davies: "At school, I invented a game called Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room."
    19:40 - Greg Davies: "For my first term at university, I rented a bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night."
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Komentáře • 133

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 Před 11 měsíci +757

    I love how he's the complete antithesis of Bob Mortimer. Bob will throw in a bunch of nonsense details to make every story sound like a lie, whereas Greg throws in a bunch of specific details to make you think the story is true even when it's not.

    • @apk4381
      @apk4381 Před 10 měsíci +4

      But adding "nonsense" to a story surely turns it into a lie? Since you are adding things in that arent true?

    • @craigporter4539
      @craigporter4539 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Doesn't everyone love the Gulf Stream?

    • @n0oOoO
      @n0oOoO Před 10 měsíci +38

      @@apk4381 yeah except for the fsct that the nonsense is true and bob mortimer is actually insane

    • @85UKDan
      @85UKDan Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@n0oOoO He does sometimes add stuff that didn't happen to true stories like the animatronic hand lion

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye Před 10 měsíci +18

      @@85UKDan The animatronic hand lion was real! Reddit found something that looks convincingly similar at least.

  • @TonyTheYouTuba
    @TonyTheYouTuba Před 11 měsíci +269

    7:16 Greg’s sheer uncontainable joy at the ridiculousness of David Mitchell saying “Coushoon” is a wonderful thing

  • @djnifos
    @djnifos Před 11 měsíci +318

    I've watched him tell that vegetables story at least 10 times by now and I still laugh.

  • @1999hellboyable
    @1999hellboyable Před 11 měsíci +199

    Rob’s quick wit is underrated, the bit about “you’re very big aren’t you is gold”

    • @09juliancarr
      @09juliancarr Před 10 měsíci +19

      Also the “you’re a very good actor” and Rob’s reply “well……”. Also “we’re all BAFTA nominated” were brilliant!!!

    • @steveharrison76
      @steveharrison76 Před měsícem +2

      @@09juliancarrI was going to say that too 😂 it was amazing

  • @randombutspecific
    @randombutspecific Před 11 měsíci +350

    Greg's best quality is how he feeds off everyone's energy and contributes so much to the general merriment with those big belly laughs

  • @TimeLady128
    @TimeLady128 Před 10 měsíci +168

    The Austrian teacher going "is everybody here" is such a German and Austrian thing to say. Almost all of my teachers were asking us that instead of counting. We almost lost 3 students on the way back from a trip when the doors on one of the cars in the underground were faulty and would not open at our stop. We had to go one further and find our way back. This was before everyone and their cat had a mobile phone, by the way.

    • @RinN3-.
      @RinN3-. Před 10 měsíci +3

      That’s hilarious 😂 👏

    • @minniewinnie4868
      @minniewinnie4868 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I totally agree 😂 20 years ago on a school trip. They left me at a Truckstop in Lyon/France, but they showed up again, after an hour. Of course it was my fault, said the teacher, because she asked in the bus "is everybody here" and I thought to myself "damn, adults are f*** stupid"

    • @htmc2022
      @htmc2022 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Everyone & their cat 😂 had a mobile phone ❤😂❤

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus Před 5 měsíci +23

    "Awwww SCHEISSE!!!" is one of those lines that is funny in the delivery, and then gets even funnier as you think about the context.

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes Před 10 měsíci +68

    Why did they go lie for the vegetables story when he kept enthusiastically and embarrassingly adding more details while genuinely creasing up laughing? 😂

    • @CJ-ft9yo
      @CJ-ft9yo Před 2 měsíci +1

      I’ll never get that they said lie !

    • @pbondcasa
      @pbondcasa Před měsícem +1

      It was actually a truth.

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes Před měsícem

      @@pbondcasa Hence my question based on how Greg had answered everything.

  • @thememaster7
    @thememaster7 Před 11 měsíci +162

    Greg's Rickshaw lie is up there with Claudia Winkleman's labelling people with animals story. No hesitation whatsoever.

  • @Danieljordan2
    @Danieljordan2 Před 9 měsíci +42

    The “Vegetable story” is for sure the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Brittish comedy is superb.

    • @SemolinaBee
      @SemolinaBee Před 12 dny +1

      The "Fecal Jackson Pollock" does it for me...

  • @Tjs736
    @Tjs736 Před 11 měsíci +82

    “We’re better than that “. You can take the man out of the classroom but you can’t take the classroom out of the man

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yeah, you can just tell that was one of his go-to lines standing in front of a class lol

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 Před 9 měsíci +45

    I ADORE British Comedy. Greg is a freakin LEGEND, and I think a big part of his ability to make you LYAO is that he used to be a “normal guy”, who was a Teacher. That stays with you and informs your act in many ways…mainly that you never want to go back there 🤣 Awesome. !

    • @LymanGreen
      @LymanGreen Před 9 měsíci +5

      Completely agree on all points. I’d put Greg on my top 10 list of comics without a doubt.

  • @PaquetasCar2147
    @PaquetasCar2147 Před 7 měsíci +22

    The comedic chemistry between Rob Brydon & Greg Davies is a delight to observe. It's clearly there but is wonderfully understated.

  • @user-wt1eo9ho7i
    @user-wt1eo9ho7i Před 8 měsíci +21

    He is hilarious and has had a very interesting life, especially as a teacher.

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 Před 11 měsíci +50

    British humour is unmatched 😭😭 lol 😂

  • @kb9102
    @kb9102 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I love how Greg looks normal sized next to Richard Osman 😅

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 Před 11 měsíci +54

    I don't know if it's in the spirit of this game but this story is true 🤣

  • @williamfence566
    @williamfence566 Před 11 měsíci +23

    Childhood regret that Greg wasn't my teacher during school years

  • @lukewatson1977
    @lukewatson1977 Před 9 měsíci +11

    I can just tell if I went out for beers with Greg I'd end waking up tied by my feet, upside down hanging from an electricity tower with my credit card and mobile phone sellotaped to my arse, accompanied with a note saying "Hehehehe!".

  • @youya3.0
    @youya3.0 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I wish I'd had Greg as a teacher 😅

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před 11 měsíci +29

    OMG, Greg’s outrageous story made me laugh so hard that I’ve peed my pants

  • @veronicahammond5550
    @veronicahammond5550 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I love Greg Davies 😂

  • @permos
    @permos Před 4 měsíci +6

    I absolutely adore this man, he’s 😂. I wish I could meet him once over a candlelight dinner 😊❤

  • @juliestevens0426
    @juliestevens0426 Před měsícem +2

    I love Greg Davies. He's hysterical

  • @helenarnold6985
    @helenarnold6985 Před měsícem +2

    His teacher stories are so REAL

  • @Valkyrie0801
    @Valkyrie0801 Před 11 měsíci +35

    COUSHON!! ahahahaha i love Greg Davies. The new tv show The Cleaner where hes a crime scene cleaner is hilarious❤

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 Před 9 měsíci +8

    "Where did he put his rickshaw?" OMG, hahaha

  • @fionajones8231
    @fionajones8231 Před 11 měsíci +21

    I love Greg Davies. Laffin out loud keeping my dog up! :D

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd Před 10 měsíci +9

    I can imagine Bob playing Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room, I'm surprised he hasn't played it before to be honest!

  • @lisasoar8448
    @lisasoar8448 Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Two lampposts" 😂😂😂. Love Rob Brydon ♥️. 14:16.

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 Před 11 měsíci +55

    Greg is not quite Bob Mortimer hilarious, but he's awfully close! 😂😂😂

  • @liesn1926
    @liesn1926 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Hilarious! I love Greg Davies.

  • @TaureanTrish
    @TaureanTrish Před 11 měsíci +10

    I love Greg. 'Man Down' is brilliant! Never laughed so hard. :))

  • @polycrystallinecandy
    @polycrystallinecandy Před 11 měsíci +18

    "You're very big, aren't you 😏😘"

  • @ShortMan_123
    @ShortMan_123 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Did no one think to ask Greg why he didn’t just sleep on the sofa in the house haha

  • @rhondawebb3469
    @rhondawebb3469 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Very funny man!! Trying to imagine him as a teacher !!! LOL

    • @needaccount94
      @needaccount94 Před 10 měsíci

      Definitely a different style of teacher than the one he played on Inbetweeners

  • @KellyDurgan
    @KellyDurgan Před 11 měsíci +16

    My favorites are Gareth and the one with his mum Pauline

  • @goldeneddie
    @goldeneddie Před 11 měsíci +11

    21:22 if Greg's flat had 'a giant 1970s sofa' why didn't he sleep on that instead of the sofa?

  • @nicolem2103
    @nicolem2103 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room game makes me laugh every time I watch this

  • @punkinuk1
    @punkinuk1 Před 11 měsíci +29

    Phil: You're the skip, you've got the armbands
    Marcus: Do you get armbands if you're a captain?
    Phil: Only if you can't swim
    Makes me proud to be British.

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC Před 10 měsíci +5

    Greg's best stuff is on WILTY. Most people's best stuff are tbh. Love it.

  • @piratescove4
    @piratescove4 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Plot twist: it was the Language Teacher who asked him to come over and watch Netflix. Then we were given the wonderful Bad Dong video. Comedy genius Mr. Taskmaster.

  • @NbSkaz
    @NbSkaz Před 11 měsíci +5

    23:15- 23:26 such an underrated joke from Rob Brydon lol

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Such a good story telker , Gregg . Love it❤

  • @madonnasanta6794
    @madonnasanta6794 Před 10 měsíci +9

    His made up language made me cry with laughter...KUSHONNNNN

  • @tajdancer
    @tajdancer Před 10 měsíci +7

    I've watched this vid many times and it always makes me laugh.

  • @Mark-oy9lw
    @Mark-oy9lw Před 11 měsíci +4

    Brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @IvoryB
    @IvoryB Před 10 měsíci +12

    I need an episode with Bob Mortimer and Greg Davies on the same team. Does that exist?

  • @vivienneoneill5400
    @vivienneoneill5400 Před měsícem +1

    I love this guy.❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Nursiie
    @Nursiie Před 8 měsíci +1

    Greg Davies is hilarious!

  • @danjames4086
    @danjames4086 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Before he put his hand up I guessed this game has Bob Mortimer written all over it.

  • @jonr4164
    @jonr4164 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Playing poker against Greg Davies would be the ultimate ante up to this show. He is so freaking good.

  • @bobstirling6885
    @bobstirling6885 Před 11 měsíci +21

    We had a large sofa and I took the cushions as they fitted the bath......why did nobody ask the obvious question - why didn't you sleep on the large sofa??

    • @randombutspecific
      @randombutspecific Před 11 měsíci +1

      Baffles me to this day. I can only assume someone asked it and it was edited out

    • @infinity6969
      @infinity6969 Před 11 měsíci +5

      I'll propose it cldve been to get some relative peace and quiet- as compared to a living room where often times the party goes on till early morning hours

  • @Dreju78
    @Dreju78 Před 11 měsíci +18

    No hoot owl of death?

  • @JonJobOnzo
    @JonJobOnzo Před 9 měsíci +2

    Snorkel Parka rhymes with We Do Beg Your Pardon

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Not being excessively familiar with a "snorkel parka", I thought they were just jibberish words until he began to unravel the mystery. In my head I heard "snorka parker".

  • @neilfleming2787
    @neilfleming2787 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I love the conviction he gave it on that last one "Its the truth"

  • @SkepticalTeacher
    @SkepticalTeacher Před 10 měsíci +4

    COOOOH-SHOOOOOOOOOON!😂

  • @Cookie-ri9pz
    @Cookie-ri9pz Před 11 měsíci +2

    Kenny from South Park. With his parka & eyes showing. 😂

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před 11 měsíci +36

    Greg Davies is a tall, welsh Bob Mortimer

  • @annmariebuscema
    @annmariebuscema Před 9 měsíci +1

    😂😂❤

  • @Michelle-qq4sd
    @Michelle-qq4sd Před 10 měsíci +3

    Should be a character in a movie.

  • @miaschannelforcommenting

    some part of me believes that the rickshaw story was FULLY true, but it simply wasn't gareth who was pulling it that night

  • @taffytop
    @taffytop Před 10 měsíci +7

    Did Greg mention that he used to be a teacher? He rarely mentions it

  • @ericadunn9435
    @ericadunn9435 Před 2 měsíci

    I think you'll find we're all BAFTA nominated 😂

  • @Steven-mb8xq
    @Steven-mb8xq Před hodinou

    Nice hair job rob

  • @TassyDeval
    @TassyDeval Před 8 měsíci +1

    What a funny lamppost he is.

  • @jaybestnz
    @jaybestnz Před 10 měsíci +5

    Just imagine Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer as a gay couple with Russel Brand as their son who won't leave home.. Please can you guys make that show..

  • @Niki-mp8qe
    @Niki-mp8qe Před 2 měsíci +1

    The trip to calais i must say is normal, we were told off you go, meet back here and there was no headcount coming back from what i remember, i think everyone made it home, im guessing teachers went to the pub lol i dont blame them

  • @stylingdom7532
    @stylingdom7532 Před 10 měsíci

    17:59 Lee turns exactly into a teacher

  • @AJ-ei3ee
    @AJ-ei3ee Před 2 měsíci

    VEGETABLES

  • @iamTurkeyBird
    @iamTurkeyBird Před 10 měsíci +1

    Who’s to the left of Lee Mack in the first clip?

    • @aaybee6876
      @aaybee6876 Před 10 měsíci +1

      John Cooper Clarke.

    • @iamTurkeyBird
      @iamTurkeyBird Před 10 měsíci

      @@aaybee6876thank you, but I guess I should have said his right, our left?

    • @aaybee6876
      @aaybee6876 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@iamTurkeyBird lol her name is Alex Jones

  • @jackfrosterton2530
    @jackfrosterton2530 Před 10 měsíci +1

    3:02 those teeth should not be on television

  • @Steven-mb8xq
    @Steven-mb8xq Před hodinou

    Such utter rubbish

  • @Mrfairchap
    @Mrfairchap Před 11 měsíci +3

    Yes, I just don't think that Greg Davies is THAT funny, I'm afraid. The likes of Rik Mayall and Rowan Atkinson were far more amusing than these modern "comedians".

    • @thatchoirgirl94
      @thatchoirgirl94 Před 11 měsíci +16

      Modern? The man is 55!

    • @michiel2047
      @michiel2047 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Then why are you watching WILTY hightlight? There are plenty of rowan atkinson highlights out there on YT.

    • @memu9248
      @memu9248 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Oof. The 1980s are calling, please wait to answer because I'm on AOL

    • @The_Mad_Fatter
      @The_Mad_Fatter Před 11 měsíci +5

      ok boomer

    • @hellagood67
      @hellagood67 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Each to their own. We don’t all have to like the same things. I love all three comedians in this comment 😊

  • @stephenchannon2138
    @stephenchannon2138 Před 10 měsíci

    Alex Jones, is really good looking, so why is she wearing so much make up. You don't need it!