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In this episode, Jon tries to workout and fails but you already knew that WOW WHAT A SPOILER
Socials:
Twitter: / jontronshow
Facebook: / jontronshow
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
God - Hot Dog Wizard
Eva JM Smith - Jonny Jon's Gamer Zone Girl
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Assistant - Andrew Reynoso
Set Design - Lynell Vinuya
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Editor - Andrew Reynoso - Komedie
SPARE ME MY LIFE
SPARE ME MY LIFE
SPARE ME MY LIFE
SPARE ME MY LIFE
zucchini english.
I have a bad case of diarrhea.
Lol
Man with a gun: *LOUDER*
I think the message here is: don't make excuses! Even getting robbed by armed men in the park can be an opportunity to get an aerobic workout in.
I H A V E A B A D C A S E O F D I A R R H E A
1. Form
2. Focus
3. Fockin' Pancakes the Whole 9 Yards
There we go i am your 69 subcriber,Bro
乁( • ω •乁)
Yahds*
Please tell me what video this is from
Akachi approved
Me: See's that weird dog ladies muscles
Spare Me My Life
Spare Me My Life
Spare Me My Life
Spare Me My Life
I looked online. Apparently that’s not what she looks like it was just a bodysuit that was made to look like poodle arms and legs
@@micahdadbeh5955 Thank god
no, she does not look like that she wanted to look like the poodles
finely you are the first person to know that she just wanted to match the poodles
@@micahdadbeh5955 omg so it was intentional?!? That makes it much worse... I felt a bit bad laughing at this women’s body (granted there are surgeries to remove excess skin so it would still be somewhat a choice). But now I feel like she is the one mocking formerly overweight people, wtf
If I ever get held at gunpoint I'm gonna do the spare me my life dance
There's a good chance I will get shot, but there's also a good chance the guy will get weirded out and run away
If you do the "I have a bad case of diarrhea" dance they'll let you go VERY quickly
The nice indian man wasn't that bad of an actor, I didnt even realize it was acting until the blooper at the end
Yeah he's in 2 other videos as well, food fight and birdemic
Your pfp.... my heart 🥺
Yes I agree he was not that bad ON a actor. Go back to school nerd
@@maozadong552 omg chill
@@maozadong552 bro your insult makes no sense loser
Mark Wahlberg denying that guy a handshake bothers me greatly.
You think that's bad, watch his reality show The Whalburgers. He's such an ass to his childhood friends, even the guy that was in the track suit at the beginning of this video. They're still friends, but on the show Mark likes to prank the guy with fake acting gigs. His other friend he was paying to eat crazy shit, even a divot while they were golfing one time.
Razgul The Kind no human would do that I call robot
You want a handshake? What...noooo. Handshake denied.
you mean a guy from boston who was charged with attempted murder is a shit head? no way
Yeah, what is he, gay?
if you begin singing "spare me my life, spare me my life, spare me my life" over and over in a monotone voice, they'll kill you right off because of how much it'll disturb them
Either that or he runs away
It's RNG based
Mark has actually talked about the video, he was embarrassed as hell and it was hilarious.
Can you link where I want to see it
Mad props to the hot dog guy, you can see the concern in his eyes. The delivery is perfect
He wasn't acting
I also think he was more concerned with jontrons workout outfit
@@lowlyduck no but yes
He's a hotdog wizard
Gab Garcia and a strange one at that
“The strange hotdog wizard was clearly sick of seeing me succeed” - JonTron
hotedoge wizearde
yes that is what he said in the video
Those hotdog wizards I tell you jealous
@@ravelnavarro9625 yeah that's the point of the comment.
- Johnathantronathan
13:14. When Mark Wahlberg sees a poor Vietnamese man walking down the street
The four principles of Prancercise:
1. Stand
2. Let's go
underrated comment
there are 3 types of people in this world. those who can count, and those who can't
Don't forget the music
@@MartynDerg haha, im the 5th on that list.
3. Prance
4. camel toe
“I want to correct the rumor that old people don’t have sex. We do, just slower.” I snorted out my cereal
Jon getting visibly uncomfortable is what makes that bit.
With how old my grandparents are it’s probably like a slow motion effect
@@jaketucker2559 lmao
Your poor nose
Oh Estelle..🥰
"Sir I'm not giving you anymore hotdog. you come every 15 minutes is very unhealthy"
*MY SIDES*
Kieran Allen agreed
Kieran Allen the best part is is that that literally is just a random street vendor they had as an extra lmfao
no
6:34 for on-the-fly YTPing, go to 6:28 right before she finishes the word “peanut”
You absolute legend.
Let’s be honest, Jon’s assistant was way flyier than marky marks
but who is she!?
@@-Drah-Dee-Pale- Eva JM Smith
It's that smile
That goddamn smile, 10/10, best smile I've even seen
Flyier 😂
"I'd like to correct the rumour that senior citizens are not having sex, We are."
I'm pretty sure that it's not a rumour,Just a lie we all tell ourselves to help forget.
Yeah I don't what that thought in my head thanks
Oh come on, so they creak when they squeak!
Just because the headlights are a little loose don't mean they can't shake(or flap) with the caboose!
Just because the cave of wonder has long been plundered, don't mean ain't nobody going "down under", 😘
Raven Godwin
.....
romantic?
@@wildcrochunter6724 I'm just fucking around, 😂🤣
But I do think that our culture fetishizes youth while denigrating wisdom, so I think the whole; "ewww gross! Old people sex!", is juvenile and toxic towards elder's self-esteem.
@@notnoaintno5134 to scared to break their brittle little bird bones
Bless that hotdog stand man
*B L E S S T H E H O T D O G W I Z A R D*
Bliessssssssssssss§ßśšş
ellie
I NO GIVE YOU GOTDOG
U COME EVERY 15 MINUTE
IT VERY UNHEALTHY
Isn't he also the "one billion years" man from the video store in the Foodfight video too? Legend lol
one-thousandth like
I just wanna know what happened to that poor girls arms...
Same dude.
The poodle video? I had to Google it, it is prosthetics. She looks normal. It was a statement on body shaming or something. Apparently she's a part of smoosh. A big youtube thing. Apparently in something called pokemon rap revenge.
She got a hold on Popeye's spinach stash
@@khaeugriefshade6456 I’m sorry, I’ve read this three times and I don’t understand. It’s written fine, but what?
@@PandaMan-xy1he she's atomicmari! they did that to look like the poodles.
Going up to Mark: So you had a workout video back in the 90s where you say "pow," a lot
Mark: What? Nooooo
The Hotdog man needs his own CZcams channel
giving healthy advice to people
Original content!!😱
And a Facebook fan group!
You mean God? AKA the Hotdog Wizard?
In the description says he’s god
Please tell me I'm not the only one that noticed that Joanna was revealing a lot more than just her ability to skip through the park.
Cameltoe
Her very sunny disposition?
For excercise based on horses there was quite a bit of camel
Purmhy I didn't want to think about it
hitting_things_with _broken_trees you guys are being all smart and witty about your answers which made me feel bad and ashamed of mine
I like how Estelle wasn’t even standing up in the photo on her exercise tape she had to sit that’s motivating.
7:08 isnt anyone gonna mention that he has 4 fingerssssss
Holy crap you are right his hand looks natural with 4 fingers but now that you point it out he freaking does
The hot dog man was a better actor than the gas station worker in Birdemic
it's not an actor, it's the legendary hot dog wizard
Brock J really? With them acting skills I though he was Gary Oldman at first
@@killlog-kb3kd well I stole your face
@@killlog-kb3kd did he give it back?
@@papayer no it's been 2 days
Bless the hotdog vendor for being so authentic
TheLifeErratic theory: he wasn't an actor. Jontron just went up to a random hotdog vendor who was unaware he was recording.
13:14 - that's a pretty high-level joke right there: you've got the double fake-out and a characterization of Marky with more-true hyperbole.
I can't keep a straight face while watching this, it's just too funny. I've got no clue what the people who made these were on, but theyt made it a bizarre experience that I'll remember.
I want to see more of Zuiikin English, but my inner conscience is telling me I shouldn't.
Was that Japanese woman being robbed by George Costanza?
Holy fuck lmfao its him!! I wondered where he went after Seinfeld
@@apassionatenerd.3564 I don't think that's him.
@@expunkstep7226 woosh
Thank god I'm not the only one who thinks that
Lolol it does look like him tho, obviously it's not him, it's still funny.
1:05
That hotdog salesman sounded genuinely concerned for Jon's health, too funny.
Hotdog wizard*
the epitome of all living things you hero
XD i knooowwwww i kinda questioned if he was actually acting
No, he was just sick of seeing him succeed
wasn't like 50% of dialogue on golden girls talking about them having sex? It kinda seems in her wheelhouse to talk about that sort of thing
Fun fact:
She used prosthetics to make it look like she has " fluffy muscles" Also she is (or was idk) apart of Smosh
No prosthetics she's just built like that
i can't tell if you're joking or not with that smosh comment
@@gabrielaharries8149 A google search reveals she was part of Smosh.
@@CartoonHangout it's literally two different people
Who tf is this guy who appears at 4:49 ?
we need answers Jon
Underrated af
Why is this so hilarious lmao
That's a great question, even Sherlock Holmes doesn't know the answer.
It might’ve been an intruder or something
This needs more likes
Ｉ ＨＡＶＥ Ａ ＢＡＤ ＣＡＳＥ ＯＦ ＤＩＡＲＲＨＥＡ
176 likes, no comments, you’ve clearly struck a chord with this people. No further words are needed, we all understand and agree.
Thanks dude.
Thanks fo- thanks for le- thanks for letting us know.
That's what we do at taco bell
im deaf thank god for heroes like you that feel the need to repeat whats in the vid
Thanks man! This will give anyone who say this phrase 100% chance of being laid!
landed here thru a playlist called "lovecraft mythos". im scared and confused.
Sounds accurate to me
Jaques (the bird) is obviously one of the many forms of Nyarlathotep
Mark was incredible. Wow, just Wow.
POW!
@@BoboZimbabwe what’s up it’s the monk dee cock dee
"you're looking at the culmination of my optimal life choices friend"
-Jontron November 26 2017 #1 on trending
czcams.com/video/YdRaiaBBCNc/video.html
Making this my senior quote
“Oh god, it’s self-aware.”
November 26th 2017 number one comment oh God it's self aware OK !?
So apparently the director of weird dog muscle girl video is a renowned director, she was wearing a full body suit, and yes, there were actors dressed as dogs with dog heads super imposes onto it. What a time
i literally just found that when i sw this comment
PowerOfThePick thanks for the explanation
Oh thanks I thought it was an actual poodle person
@@anodosarcade7355 Dog people don't get proper representation or opportunity in film
What was with the arms though
Shout-out to the strange hot dog wizard looking out for Jon's health
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5:16
It's like one of my Japanese animes!
*MY STOMACH IS EXPLODING*
*I've got a bad case of diarrhea. Spare me my life.*
A whole case full of it? That's a lot of diarrhoea!
Or were you talking about Budweiser?
(Bonus fun fact: my tablet's screen keyboard gave the following suggestions for Budweiser: Bizarre, Nuclear, Firepower. I now live in fear)
Me praying to god after I get food poisoning.
SAAAME!!!
Audixas 😆😆😆 fuck with a nigga with me
Press *"F"* To give this poor man/women/Mayo his respects
*F*
After all this time I just now realized Jon put the Hot Dog Wizard as God in the description
But wait, it gets better.
When you spell Hot Dog Wizard backwards, you get Draziw GOD Toh
Cue your avatar
just noticed that hoping he would have credited him and his hotdog cart/spot instead. missed oppertunity
I hope to meet that man in real life
@@deuceydee3506 what kind of national treasure shit is this
I just realised that's surely the same guy who was the store owner in Food Fight right?
7:00 is such a classic jontron bit “people don’t say that Estelle” 😂
12:54 omg yooo my man used one of the jet set radio/jet set radio future songs for the background! I love itt
Made me feel actually happy for some reason
"So that's Zuiikin' English, I don't think we need to see any more of that" I beg to differ, Jon, we do need to see more of that.
Can I use my Swagbucks to make Jon upload more?
Stephen J. Studios nah nigga
No that’s at Dankdollars
at least its not once a year anymore we got like 3 or 4 this year
Darek M how about Stanley Nickels?
Darek - Same as the ratio of Unicorns to Leprechauns.
Jon: "ESTEEEELLLLLE. We don't talk about living in someone's thighs."
Me: *drops lunch* _WE DON'T?!_
One of my absolute favorite videos of yours!
Bless hot dog guy. God knows he tried.
He IS god
Hot dog wizard*
Tried ?! I think you misspelled "succeeded beyond highest exspectations".
The likes!
@@MrFloop he is your father
3 videos in 13 years jontron is on fire
I'd say it's worth it
2:09 no it’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take what’s ours.
Its been like 7 years and jons beard still hasn't grown In
Not only that, it also looks like he has less hair on his eyebrows...
Have you heard of these nifty things called razors?
TheOneAscendedSaiyan shut your weaboo ass up
Steve Fabian Hun, can ya not be rude?they never did anything to ya.
"One of my fly assistants is gonna help me out"
Some possible definitions of the phrase "fly assistant" in this sentence:
1) A helper who is rather cool
2) A helper in airborne activities
3) A helper who is part insect
4) A helper for opening and closing zippers on pants
😂
To quote Jon himself
"WELP, THAT EXPLAINS QUITE A BIT"
5) a helper who assists in the maintenance of an insect collection
Why insects and not also birds?
Where is this
I love how the Marky Mark one has him sleeping in and then the longest shot of him getting dressed, which is hilarious because we know he gets up at 3am to eat oats and then work out for three hours before going to set where he...acts and eats oats and works out and prays. Then he gets home and eats oats and works out and prays and then goes to sleep at 2am and then wakes up an hour later to do it all again.
Point is, he'd never sleep in. Already my immersion is ruined.
After 3 years I still can’t understand why did you advertise swag bucks
For the same reason he regularly advertises Raid Shadow Legends. They offered him several thousand dollars and then paid it.
Because Jon has to pay bills
This is the ideal JonTron video. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Goom gramps
Hey you’re the dude who comments on Game Grumps videos a lot. 👋
Marky Mark was the peak of POW.
I’ll watch any workout video as long as it promotes non-violence
i sexualy identify as a violent work out video, and i find this extremly offensive
GEEK 2187 Violent work out videos need to be a thing. Now.
yeah, just mark walburg and 4 vietmanese guys in lycra. they wont see it coming. dont worry, its very gait, and the holistic principles are orgasmic. thats why i am a sexualy not non-no anti violent singular binary, semi-permanent, reverse-trans transgernder, hermaphrodite famail fluid. but you privialged conformist patriachle bigots wouldnyt understand me, im, "quirky"
The hot dog guy looks genuinely worried. Just cracks me up.
At the part where he says "speaking of workout tapes" that specific step aerobics tape was one my mother owned and we both used.
Hahaha that hot dog guy was precious and he did an amazing job in the actual take. Great vid, as always.
Hot dog wizard*
Fuck your wholesome comment.
ANoteToSelf fucking gold
I like how the hot dog salesman is listed as God in the cast
11:05 when you make a joke with your friends and no one laughs so you repeat it and someone says “we heard you the first time”
I just discovered you today and entirely by accident. Love your content.
The Prancercise® lady looks like a re-animated corpse with a wig.
@@zesty2023 re-animated corpses often still have vaginas if you reanimate them early enough
She kind of looks like Frau from the Austin Powers movies but 5 years younger and with frizzy, brunette hair.
_Spare me my life_
DammitSinged i have a bad case of diarrhea.
DammitSinged I honestly had no idea how to react when i saw that in the video.
DammitSinged
can you spare sparing life?
Wolfreign Valenford THATS ALLOTA DAMEG
i have a bad case of diarrhea lyrics:
i have a bad case of diarrhea
i have a bad case of diarrhea
i have a bad case of diarrhea
i have a bad case of diarrhea
i have a bad case of diarrhea
i have a bad case of diarrhea
i have a bad case of diarrhea
i have a bad case of diarrhea
I've come back to this video after a year, and I have to add that Jon's choice of a song from Jet Set Radio was perfect.
7:22 gives me thoughts of a dry river becoming filled with water
They probably went up to that hotdog stand guy like:
"Hey, you wanna be in this video?"
And he was like:
"Yes, I probably can be in this video."
Lol
He was also in the food fight vid
@@jeeman239 where?
He's everywhere, apparently. The video's description tells he is God lmao
He was like "Sir I don't want to be in this video, you keep asking every pipteen minutes, it is very unhealthy"
*Bites hotdog*
Now that’s a lot of damage
sam topping how did this get 76 likes
No worries, FLEX TAPE IT.
*throws hotdog in blender*
HOW BOUT A LITTLE MORE!?
*Hotdog spews everywhere*
*N O W D A S A L O T A D A M A G E!!!!!*
Thanks Rohaan.
Rohaan Asad/BNDHAL <
Hero.
These videos are my comfort. Thank you for being here❤️
Love the background music! Brings me back to my childhood! Bröderna Fluff!
*PEAK* PERFORMANCE
Ambition nice to see you here
Hahahahahaha
See it would have been funny if he had made the Horse Video joke and related it to one of the thumbnails of his videos
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Ambition It's my favorite Lofi, chillhop or just music in general channel!
Working out? Nah, just play Wii Sports.
That boxing'll make you look like Zac Efron in 15 minutes
Dude, Wii Sports is for real.
_Nahnahnahnahnahnah._
It's all about that Wii Play.
Instant six pack.
Dude Wii Sports Resort is the real shit!
Annie Crossing pssstttt...whats your friend code on pocket camp? :)
I love the hot dog salesman, he nailed his lines. He needs to get a job at the JT offices
Omg that's the funniest shit I've ever seen. Thank you so much, Jon, for making my day better anytime I watch your videos. I really hope you see this and any other comment that let's you know how much you make some people feel good inside when they feel like shit most of the time. One again, Thanks for the banger of a video. I hope you have a FANTASTIC life man!!!
Guy's joanna didn't tell us how to prance like a noble steed, however she took us on a more middle eastern route related to that of a camel mount.
my guy I laughed for 3 minutes straight my back hurts my cheeks hurt and I'm out of breath. I've seen this video plenty of times and today was the first day I've noticed it. then I was going to comment about it but first I wanted to see if someone else had seen it and when I saw your comment I started laughing like crazy my neighbors probably think I'm crazy.
@@airbendingninja23 what
I'm shocked no one else has noticed this
@@airbendingninja23 I also haven't noticed until today in the 3 years that this video has been out
It is so obvious it hurts
Estelle: "It can even improve your sex life."
Someone: "Too late."
lmao
7:32
"We don't want you Florida!"
*Meanwhile California descending into madness*
8:54 This part, oh my fucking god. The RPG boss battle thing i have not laughed that hard in a long time, thank you for that Jon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I stepped on my scale and it said "one at a time please"
No shit Sherlock your a fucking house
@The holy Crusader
*you’re
@@No-mh6hg this is the greatest thing I've ever read
Mine said “ërrør 4Ø4”
Mine said “Snorlax used slam”
Note how Jon running around wearing that outfit doesn't even get a strange look. That's New York City for you.
RandomRailfan yep
RandomRailfan It's frequent in Japan too.
RandomRailfan well you know new york city is filled with homossexuals right now .
._.
He does it for a living at this point
why do i feel like this video periodically stops existing for months at a time
Lookin good Johnny m’boy, keep up the great work and don’t make it so long between vids bc they give me life in these dark, humorless times
Sorry man he took a break gonna be a while my freind
Frequent...videos???
What timeline have i entered? I don't want to wake up!
Salokin DONT JINX IT MAN
Salokin this truly is the brightest timeline
Kokoro cough weekly videos timeline cough
Salokin I do not know, but John's videos are top notch comedy for CZcams.
well let's hope it is not the danger zone!
Fun fact, Betty White is the only golden girl that's still alive at 97 years old as of December 2019.
(Edit: January 2022) Betty White is no longer with us. May she rest in peace the badass she always was.
What is fun about that
99 now in January 2021 and still going!
@@ravenshade266 i guess her fitness routine worked after all.
@@anafu-sankanashi8933 guess the "full time french hunk" actually knew his stuff huh
@@guilhermesantinisforza7677 indeed
There are so many of these VHS tapes John could do a whole series on them.
Zuiikin English is the greatest thing to ever happen in human history.
NUMBER ONE ON TRENDING
*THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE*
POW! With the power of Zeus!
YOU'VE DONE HALF A JOB, BUT YOU GOT A FULL SMILE!
"NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
LETS SEE IF IT'S GONNA LEAK"
"YEP, IT LEAKS"
CAMERAMAN YOU GETTING THIS
"People don't say that, Estelle. We don't talk about living inside someone's thigh."
I'm dead.
Meghan Grimes Estelle almost is too
“What are you, Athena?”
Hans Brackhaus WTF.
I thought it was Dionysus? Athena was Zeus' head
Holy shit I read this when he said that! CREEPY
„I had a bad case of Diarrhea“
Please write this on my tombstone
5:02 That is comedy gold
Greatest Heroes in History
1. Jesus
2. King Arthur
3. Abraham Lincoln
4. Hot Dog Wizard
You forgot Ronald Mcdonald
@@OhmOverlord Don't talk about The Bedlam Spirits like that.
@@OhmOverlord you are the dumbest fucktard ever
You forgot Nas-car
TheHightower92 why do you do it in reverse order
1:05 u know that u got a problem when the person selling the product is even concerned about ur health
and who says corporations are greedy? the hotdog vendor legitimately cares for Jon's health!
2:08 ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER
I waiting for this comment lmao
All these "do exercise" people are jealous of JonTron's supreme thiccness so they wanna get rid of it
Get the fuck out of here with your like bots
Dude so true
Wtf how are you on every CZcams video bro get a life
PLEASE GET OUT OF THE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION
UnPhayzable true lol
*_s p a r e m e m y l I f e_*
I have a bad case of direria
*I am bleeding so bad that I might die*
That video is what we call brain Diarrhoea a.k.a shittiest of the shit ideas that ppl think is a good idea to do
@@anthonymuller9421 lol I think it was meant to be that way
I know
Love the use of all the Jet Set Radio music in this video
I knew prancercize would be here. There was one my mom used to watch called Body Flex and it was all about performing some kind of asthmatic wheezing in different positions.
*You're looking at the culmination of my optimal life choices, friend*
...No need to be jealous.
Respect for the Spaceman Spliff Avatar 👍
Thanks. Classics, aren't they?
Nothing holds up like Calvin.
The Daring SPACEMAN SPIFF has heroically crash-landed on a deserted CZcams comments planet!