Workplace Safety - JonTron
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I’ll do it for you Jonnie!!
Not as great as your production value
I just want to say that there has never been a jontron video that I did’nt absolutely love, love you all making thees vids
Thank you Jon, for raising awareness of the dangers of Wrench-Head. Together we can make President Orange-Man-Bad acknowledge this crisis.
Can you shout out owenzer games?
"Come on Harry, why are there three dead bodies in the walk-in freezer? This is a major violation and a repeat from last time"
"Repeat from last time" I dont like the sound of that.
I don’t like the sound of that either
Ok, that wouldn't surprise me
Damn it! Harry took the watermelon!
And to top that off we found 3 barrels of oil and 5 bottles of rattlesnake poison AND a skeleton in the chemical closet
“Things that a five year old should know by age four.”
*Touches a boiling pot of water*
*Inhales a handful of pepper*
Under rated
I did both of those things in the past month. I'm 14.
MegavidÆos it’s for entertainment
Jack Mich Thanks, I’m well aware.
*pot of water
For those who are actually curious:
"Syncope" is just a fancy word for "fainting"
"The danger zone" is the range of temperatures that allows bacteria to cultivate in food
Yeah it's 8-60 degrees Celcius
@@digstrememcdingus1463🇺🇲📏📐📏📐📏📐📏📏📐📐 what's that to f°
@@digstrememcdingus1463ah a man of culture
It's when it's so hot you feel sick
@@jebbryant6522 Literally, in fact!
I love that the women being rude to each other has nothing to do with the safety part of the video
I'm more invested in a sequel where woman 2 gets revenge on woman 1 and the feud continues.
It showed the danger of violent rivalry
This is just how women interact duh
@@Dovah_Slayer your comment wasn't sexist at all or anything /s
Oh it does, it was a setup.
Everybody gangster until Harry steals the watermelon
Dammit harry.
How did he even know his name when he literally just met him.
watermelon sugar high, Harry
Real talk though, Harry infiltrated a food establishment and pretended to work there just to steal a watermelon???
@@SuspiciousScout It always starts with just one melon...
“This guy died from heat syncope, this guy died from the fatal half-inch. Which one of them’s is deader?”
WHO'S MORE DEAD?
What happened to that video? *edit The one where he reviews worker deaths in other countries?
dis da deadest nigga i evah seen
@@DrCranberry shut yo lifeline sounding ass up
ѕpιder cloaĸ he is literally quoting JonTron my guy
Can we appreciate how hard Harry committed to his con to get a watermelon? Most people would just shoplift one or get in and get out. My man Harry decided to really screw that place over with health violations and actually work washing dishes before getting out with the score.
It's the commitment to the craft
He does it so he can blend in for another heist later. The more he shows up after they forget the theft, the easier the heist.
@@matthewsimon6170 it’s the tf2 spy’s ex-vet half-brother
I was already dying from laughter, and now I see this??? HELP
"HARRY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE LETTUCE"
You know after rewatching this video half a dozen times i've started to think Harry was a plant by the "regular city health inspector" to shut that business down.
Yeah maybe they’ve been getting away with violations for years. Not enough to really be busted but just enough to be dangerous.
did say that he was there since the last inspection which would've been enough time to notice "hey this guy doesnt work here"
He DOES know Harry's name before anyone else, highly suspect, probably a scam they've been running for years amassing their watermelon arsenal
The Lore
@@thelocalcrusader9522 Especially since "Inspector Roy" knew Harry by name even though Harry didn't ever seem to wear a name tag.
Like, the inspector knows Harry's name but the owner doesn't? That's suspicious.
“Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good”
“Calm down kid it’s just the heat syncopy
Thanos actually just gave half the universe heat syncope when he did the snap.
@@bobbytonson5890 *Oh I dont feel well*
“
😂😂😂😂
A
new zealand known for:
-lord of the rings
-not being australia
And sheep don't forget sheep
and old zealand
And healthcare being a right
the tuatara, and other animals that can only be found in new zealand
And our pronunciation of deck
I think that the reason these safety videos are so paranoid about everything is so that an employee can't do something braindead and then sue the company because "They never warned me!"
I mean, Jon's confusion with most of it kinda proves that point.
A lot of this is required by OSHA. I work in a factory and have to watch some of this crap.
@@alexjeremiah8915 Are any of your coworkers braindead enough to actually need it?
Makes sense. Last thing a corporation wants - or anyone for that matter - is a lawsuit
"I broke my leg acting like a bumbling brainless idiot on top of a 15 foot ladder! Sue the company!"
I just got out of high school and am training to be an electrician. They still do have these goofy over the top videos but now they show LITERAL LIVELEAK FOOTAGE of people getting fucking slaughtered by heavy machinery. Some of the stuff that happens is crazy. A man got crushed under a 2,000 pound bottle press, a 62 year old woman performing maintenance in a 35-foot long pressure cooker was trapped inside and was cooked alive at 270°F. This stuff is scary as shit.
Angle Grinder related injuries are real gnarly too. Sounds like you were watching a "lock out/tag out" video for the ones you're talking about.
@@bom6330 Yup! That's exactly what it was!
@@iMAOusuc yooo, I just finished trade school for electrical lol, currently looking for an industrial motor controls type job myself, good luck to you in your ventures
@@DiceNat21 Thanks man, I appreciate it.
@@iMAOusuc There are tons of workplace gory videos out there. I find them to be especially hard to watch, since it can basically happen any day if you work near big machinery and moving big objects with lifts etc.
“Safety is never a joke, death is only a punch-line away” is actually more effective then ANY of these videos lol
its actually a pretty good quote
Damian 2000 pleased now?
No one cares
@@swollenshadowsancientruins7352 Oooo look at mr Bitchy boi
@@lvbboi9 more like mr triggered trigo
"Ow heat was hot!"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
waffle memez there are enough bones in a whale to make an entire whale skeleton
"China hides submarines in the ocean"
“All Cities In Germany Fit Into Germany”
Water is wet
waffle memez there is enough water on Earth to fill the oceans.
To anybody else wondering what it means for food to be in the ‘danger zone’, it basically means it is being stored at temperatures which would allow bacteria to cultivate.
Usually between 40 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit
It was kinda weird first time watching having been through a highschool culinary course and seeing Jon be confused lol
@@lemonpringlesdoodles You're the second person I've seen say that, I'm ServSafe certified and the temperature is 41-135 degrees (but to be more clear my range is FDA conpliant while your range is USDA compliant)
i’ve come back to this video every so often, and the panicked “SIXTEEN NEWBORNS ARE AFFECTED” with the glowing toddler makes me crack up every time
Harry not working there and getting away with a watermelon is honestly the best plot twist in a movie this year.
there was a man who took fares to park in a lot where no one was supposed to actually work. they estimated he made like 2 + million dollars and had done it for years.
And he got away with it
I heard it was nominated for an oscar
Impersonating a cook and purposely making the restaurant fail it’s health inspection just to steal a watermelon?
Chaotic Neutral level 💯
EXPECTATIONS: SUBVERTED.
"The fatal half inch" is what they called me back in college
Why, was it because it was half an inch or 6 and a half inches? Cuz that could go both ways tbh
….are you ok? :/
@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL half an inch. that’s literally the joke.
@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6-1/2 is small asf let's be real here, regardless, my use of 1/2" is told through stories around the world
@@reesewilliamson3346 6.5 isn’t bad at all. 4-5 inches is average.
7:48 “You gotta be F0CKIN’ kidding me”
Jon’s inner New Yorker came out just then
“You were alive alive before you died”
Wise words of wisdom from Mr. Tron today
"This is the proper British way to deal with an inconsiderate sneezer"
*LITERAL TORTURE*
Welcome to the Ministry of Love.
Can confirm, am British.
You should see what my nan does if I eat from my knife instead of the fork. Actually no, no man should see that
@@AsymptoteInverse beat me to it
@@cannedgoodness9633 You have piqued my interest, please elaborate.
”You probably infected thousands of people already”
2020: Jinx
we could of stopped Corona if we had those handkerchiefs 😢
Ghb Srd If the number of handkerchiefs and number of anti-vaxx dumbasses were swapped, we'd have a lot less sick people and a lot less... well, dumbasses.
LMAO
The real solution is not tissues it’s just simply not eating food from a wet market.
Unless bat absolutely has to be on the menu.
That phrase didmt quite age so well
Shake hands with danger will always be my favorite cheesy safety video. Amd hilariously enough, I've watched it at least 6 times for work
THIS 100%. It has also one of the catchment tunes I've ever heard.
*guitar riff* you know someones about to be maimed
I haven't even had a proper job yet, I only turned 18 this year, but I've seen Shake Hands With Danger at least 20 times purely for just entertainment, mostly cause I just like watching old work safety videos. True classic, also yeah, that song goes hard.
15:30 I've never realized that that was Jon voicing the "cartoon sounds" part until now, he made a very great & accurate impression of this narrator
i didnt notice at first either
Ikr!
Wait what
Ok I hear it now lmao
That was a really good impression
The only diffrence is Jon's voice being slightly deeper but other then that it's really good
Heat Syncope is when you body has the uncontrollable urge to say “I don’t feel so good.”
Thanos: hmm how can I make half the universe to disappear hmmm ....
I GOT AN IDEA
So make sure you get a Disani, we all know that's a major racial slur!
spiderman has heat syncope
I get syncopes when I stand up too quickly or stretch too hard, and I can confirm, I say "I dont feel so good" every time
Man, so thats what was wrong with Spiderman
"Mr Stark, Im suffering from heat syncope."
“ -Mr. Stark I don’t feel good.- “
“Mr. Stark I’m suffering from heat syncope.”
Ryuji!
HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahhehe! OMFG YOU ACTUALLY FUCKIN DID IT!
Heat syncopy is actually when your brain can't get enough blood because of heat
@@triple777yt5 well, you learn something every day.
14:15 I love how Jon says to get him back to California, and it shows him flying to Mordor. Very accurate description
Hey, that's what I said! Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
I thought that too! I was about to make the same comment.
How did I not notice that was Taika playing Gandalf the first time
Took me about 30 watches of this vid and your comment to realise it too
I also realized that the first watch but my bro watching with me didn't recognize him so I thought I was crazy XD.
I didn’t realize it either until last night.
"Harry, there blood all over the lettuce."
In a calm voice
"thats a serious health violation, you can't do that"
'Heat was Hot' JonTron
"Harry, there's blood all over the lettuce. Never mind where the blood came from."
I was looking through the comments as I was watching this, and no joke read your comment at the exact time it played it in the video
I'd have a fucking aneurysm and a body to get rid of if I saw that shit.
“Things that a 5 year old should know at... age 4”
-Jontron
Just gold 🤣
Pure golden quote
Timestamp?
@@anabsolutemess8850 1:00
@@anabsolutemess8850
Dude cmon it happened at the very beginning of the video
Joke all you want, Jon, those 12 hours are A LOT longer when you bend with your back rather than your knees. (Speaking from experience of course.)
It should really be common knowledge to NOT lift with your back, Jon making fun of it is lowkey spreading misinformation.
@@LJ-hk4tv the chances of Jon having worked a manual labor job before are kinda low so I doubt he’s ever had to to constant lifting. As is with most people. It’s common sense for those of us who do.
@@LJ-hk4tv Oh, it is. But most employers won't be terribly excited when you take twice as long to do things because you're lifting properly.
Well, on the one hand, these videos are for employers to show to employees. So, I’m sure at least some of them want their people to last more than a week on the job, if there is a market for these videos. Also, once you’re used to lifting with your legs it doesn’t take that long to do so.
@@TotemoGaijin It doesn't take that long.
Also those employers can suck a dick.
Safety dance as the transition music is amazing and I'm surprised I never noticed before
“Don’t die”
Death rates drop to 0%
I didn’t know you watched things with swears *-spung-*
Sunflaw loves Jess /and possibly Nightmare?\ what?
Thanks Spongebob
Well, If it’s from Spongebob himself...
I mean ur not wrong
"you were alive before you died", all PSAs in a nutshell.
But were you really?
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin philosophers be like
sounds like borderlands 2 dialogue when you respawn
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *vsauce music amps up*
I miss jon
As a Wendy's employee I can confirm that we actually have 5 barrels of hydrochloric acid, you didn't get it right sorry
Just like to inform you that the "fatal half-inch" has some merit. I tripped over such an elevation change. The asphalt sank below the curb, but I didn't notice it since the change in color hid the change in height. After picking debris out of my hands, I had to laugh at getting caught over such a tiny bump. Now imagine a similar situation, but at the top of the stairs or on a rooftop and you can see why they are worried about half an inch.
I mean especially if you’re carrying stuff. Then I swear anything in the universe will knock you down.
same happens with stairs..plust the extra gravity
Exactly. I don't know why Jon was so down on that concept 😂
when i moved to my new apartment, i wasn't looking where i was walking when trying to meet my ride for a movie and ended up tripping over a change in elevation in the sidewalk and just barely saving my face with my hands. hands and chest took the brunt of the fall, hurt like hell but i was just mad enough about the current circumstances to ignore the pain until i got in the theater.
"That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum."
You've just described every PSA/work safety video ever
*dOnT DiE*
@@Lexxxxiii you were alive before you died
I don't know. I watched an oxy-acetylene operation and safety video from the 80s/90s, and the backing track slapped.
@@TheGaymer-nj9jt When you’re on the job today, don’t die! That’s gonna REALLY affect my bottom line!
@@chaosdude2345WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR.
*WHAT. DO I PAY YOU FOR??*
"you were alive this morning"
English teachers: this shit is deep
more like I'm 14 and this is deep
15:05 That's actually how you lift things if you want to avoid a hernia I believe
Also watch out for the worms you'll eventually trip on
Always keeping an eye out for those Pesky Worms, cant stop tripping over them lately, really been a hassle for my co-workers.
@Dave Miller we're on our 12'th anniversary, im technically jimmy's dad now.
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Answer the man. Is Jimmy annoying or not?
@@shelby5809 Oh, no. not after the _incident_ occured at least.
"Now you have confused me... Almost immediately and you promised you weren't going to do that" is by far the best line in the video
Lol The “Think about this” clip was more graphic than expected
Watched the whole thing. My soul died.
YoU wErE aLiVe ThIs MoRnInG
@@shawnthompson2303 WHEN ThE Sun Came up
We got one, ladies and gentlemen! We got one!
What's the original video called cuz I want that song lol
5:18 "I wonder where he is today."
*He's dead Jon, he's dead.*
Sneezed to death
F
By sneezification
Maybe he’s still alive today, spreading the Coronavirus during his phone calls
@@Mr-Moop He must be blessed by Nurgal then...
Harry is unironically a savage chaotic monster and can't be stopped
Everytime Jon does his inspector Roy impression, it kills me😂
"Now *hwhy* would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a *hWendy's* "
ah tell ya hhhhwhat
Harry, I'm gonna kick ur Ass
That boy aint right I'll tell you hwat!
Cool hwhip.
Gotta *hwash* your hands Harry
“Things a five year old would know by age four.”
-JonTron 2019
Landon Drawz ive been waiting for someone to point this out
There's nothing wrong with the sentence actually
He saying a five year old learned those things at age 4 so they should already know it
He knows it at age four but thinks about it until age five
I thought I heard him wrong
5:16 "I wonder where he is today"
It's an old man from 1945...
"This is a whendys" fucking broke me i repeated that part multiple times
"Who's Harry?"
Top 10 anime plot twists
honest question, is harry mr. lahey?!?
I’ll do you one better: why’s Harry?!
you're a wizard harry
Wait, but.... WHO'S REM?!
We need answers who is harry?
The shoe store head trauma video is possibly the most 2000s thing I’ve ever seen
right? like, why climb a ladder in *heels* ?
This comment has 69 likes, nice
"Game over" makes me sad
You wouldn't download a shoes.
@@KarmaTheKing Because she prefer to look hot and die than be safe and live, a follower of Kurt Cobain philosophy
"that's work dumdum" is both the greatest and both fastest sentence I've heard Jon speak.
JohnTron your last subject about food safety really helped me I had a GCSE cooking and catering exam today and I remembered your video and it helped me loads so all I want to say is thank you
The fact that Inspector Roy knows Harry's name before coming to the restaurant means that Harry is a repeat offender and Roy has to deal with his bullshit all of the time in other restaraunts.
In Jaboody Dubs they call him Dirty Dan and inspector Roy says "Dirty Dan is a no good son of a bitch who's been making my job a living hell since the first day I started." I think you're on the same wavelength.
IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG !
OR... inspector Roy & "Harry"....are actually *partners* !!
Added to that is the absolute disappointment Roy has when reprimanding Harry, as though he's really just done with his fuckery.
How did no one notice a complete stranger walk on and pretend to work there, they should be reprimanded
The "THIIIIIINK ABOOOOOUT THIIIIIIIS" singing fills me with an extremely powerful type of dread that I can't even describe.
Honestly as silly as that video is, that song does it's job at being kinda scary.
Dude, it gave me anxiety and irritation
It used to be funny, but now it just triggers my PTSD and I'd just immediately quit any job that used this. This is sad.
I didn't feel like I had to poop until I heard it. You can't explain that!
@Andrew Vrba no, no you really can't. That's probably one of the more inexplicable things I've read in some time. Neither do I really want an explanation, honestly.
This bounced between funny and Jon's actual lack of knowledge about laborious jobs
15:58 They may call it the "Millimeter Defeater" but I call it "The Fatal Half-Inch"
"Get this man a fuckin Dasani"
Jon, he's already dying, don't kill him faster
Cmon man dasani is water he wont die unless it has 50% copper in it
Thats would kill you
@@crazyfriend50 Dasani doesn't quench shit
@@JustAnotherAccount8 yeah but feeding death wont speed up death so dasani is really a cure
Its like placebo yet you need intensive care
They stab you a bit and patch you up
Ur still cancer ridden but oh well
@@crazyfriend50 it’s a joke loser
Dasani is 99% plastic, taste like shit.
When I got my job at McDonald’s literally one of the slides was “do not spray patty’s with Cleaning supplies”
What? But I find them tastier that way...
That's explains the aftertaste.
@@OdaSwifteye what aftertaste? My tastebuds are desensitized
That slide is there because of someone
This is NOT very comforting while I’m in a McDonald’s drive through
Is that...
Taika Waititi...
As Gandalf?
This is the best safety video ever.
14:14 “Get me back to California”
Flies to Mordor
I see what you did there
"You can't just break a man like that and tell him to carry on. I wonder where he is today."
He's dead Jon. This was made in the 1940's Jon he's dead now.
Dead in more ways than one
Imagi Nation R.I.P 😔
F
No he could be 90 or 100
BuildingDonut highly unlikely. although I do admire your optimism, the year 1940 was approximately 79 years ago, The man in the video looked to be in his 30s at least, so he would have to be 109 years old if he were alive today. The average human life span is about 80 years, but we must also take into account lack of medical knowledge they had in that day, not only did people smoke a lot in this era, they had little knowledge of potential health side effects from various chemicals and other hazardous products, for example they pretty much put radium and everything and sold it without a doubt until people started dying of various cancers in the areas where the radium was ingested or applied.
"Now you've confused me-- Almost immediately. And you *promised* me... You were not going to do that."
The delivery always kills me.
Same. His voice is just dripping with defeat and betrayal. I love it.
love that part. here's an easy timestamp: 14:25
@some emo girl fuckin algebra, man, recently everything I've come to know in algebra was thrown out the window by a new concept and i am very annoyed
I thought your comment said "you consumed me"
JonTron: "I'm going to make fun of health and safety"
Also JonTron: **burns himself within 60 seconds of the video starting by improperly using an electric kettle**
Acting.
@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk I wasn't talking about 0:22, I was talking about 0:31, when he was improperly using the kettle to try to make it steam more and he accidently burned himself for real. Electric kettles seem to the kryptonite of Americans everywhere.
I like the detail of you playing an 8-bit version of "Safety Dance"
I always noticed it sounded familiar but i couldnt think of what it sounded like! Now i cant unhear it lol!
"Why would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wahendy's."
Perfect accent lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You dident warsh your hans
@ 6:31
C.J. That’s how they make the chili.
One of my coworkers is a huge JonTron fan. This summer I got heat stroke and he asked me if I had heat syncope
I mean, heat stroke is just big heat syncope
You survived heat stroke? Well done man
@@CommunistSubRex Shit fucked me up tho. I was drastically dehydrated and was constantly vomiting. Ended up having to be sent home from work cause I was vomiting. Nearly passed out once or twice.
Syncope is just passing out
@John Doe Little known fact. Peter Parker wasn't actually snapped out of existence. He was just suffering from heat syncope.
Funniest part to me is the health inspection one cause, yeah, Harry got away with the water melon. But them storing food with the chemicals? In the chemical closet? THAT WAS A REPEAT, THEY DID THAT LAST INSPECTION TOO, WHEN HARRY WASN'T THERE
Jon Tron "I wonder were he is now" me "he's dead"
The one with Harry is honestly really sweet. Like you can just see a bunch of middle-aged dads and moms just having a fun time filming a PSA
Harry wasn’t included, he just killed the original actor and took his place. He didn’t know what role the actor was playing, so he sharpies out the original name of every script.
it felt like a clip from The Office
That's a major violation
Do you mean The Office? Or the tacky American remake?
I think Harry was just some random dude who was stoned out of his a*scrack
_”That’s not work safety, that’s work dumb dumb.”_
-Jontron 2019
Screenshot
Me: *is dumb dumb*
Me: *slips on cardboard at work and almost falls*
I love your pfp
Thanks man uwu
4:46 funny story, i was hanging out with some friends and i walked away for a moment and hear one of my friends scream bloody fuckin murder, turns out he saw the pepper on the table and decided to make a fat line and snort it, now i know it doesn't make me sneeze it just makes me wish i was fucking dead, i know this because he and i went back to back snorts until one of us gave out. not sure if it was the best idea ive had but its not the worst
I feel like that means you and your friends are abhorrently retarded when around eachother. And I mean yeah, that's fair lmao
Wait I’m confused.. you walked away?? Or you did it at the same time as him?
Jon’s reaction to the food safety video is priceless, i legit ROFL’d from it.
"I wonder where he is today." - JonTron, 2019, referring to an old guy in a 1945 video
That man probably served in WWI and was born a little after slavery was abolished
"I wonder where he is today". Is me, wondering where JonTron is, when he disappears off youtube again.
Ur profile pic is adorbs.
He's 6 feet under
He is in a jar
Edit: 🏺 time
"Fatal Half Inch" was my stripper name
really?
Hold e
Comment of the year
Can confirm
@@KetchupColoredKnife oh really? Well-... wait *hold on a sec...*
I love how Elijah has that "Oh boy.... here it comes" look on his face, you can tell that he gets those reactions DAILY
At least it wasn't like that time he was just trying to have dinner with Ryan Reynolds.
8:49 As someone who worked at Vans, this is why you will never see any workers at a shoe store wearing anything but sneakers. The amount of times we have to climb up ladders and check through different boxes makes a fall like that a definite possibility.
Jon: Touches hot.
“Heat was hot”
Also Jon: Do it again.
its funny cause the original meme has Arin in it
Also Jon: *_"I'll fucking do it again!"_*
@@nokococoa5045 ILL FEKIN DO IT AGAIN
Truly a Cavebruh moment
John stating the obvious about heat.
Jon: touches a hot pot
Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot
I was gonna do that
Should I pour it on Donald Trump? Probably not.
it’s fun for me just
I don’t mean to sound uncultured but can someone explain this joke to me?
@@icyboi7039 at the bet awards cypher (i think) eminem freestyles, and he is in a funny pose when starting his freestyle. he proceeds to say “that’s an awfully hot coffee pot”, which is also very funny.
The health inspection one was the best M. Night Shyamalan film to date
14:26 My favorite bit in the video. The camerman snicking in the background gets me everytime
"The Fatal Half-Inch" thays what they called me back in high school
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@@boredproduction hm no, it just seems to be a coincedince, its ok that you cant see that not everyone has at least average iq
@@RatBoi76 nice response time there
@@boredproduction How many days was it?
@@MadDogEddie few hours
Doctor: You have cancer
Person: What do I do now?
Doctor: Don't die
now*
Panda Playz In the immortal words of Gavin Free “Stop”
*Wut bout mah Eboluhz!?*
I smell lot of freedom
Good you fixed it
What do I pay you for? WHAT do I pay you for? *kicks pole and doesn't help him* You're literally less than useless! My paraplegic GRANDMA COULD DO MORE THAN YOU GOD DAMMIT! -JonTron 2019
12:06
"She's immortal" that line killed my.
killed your what
I have taken cooking for three years and can guarantee that the “danger zone” is a real thing that I still can’t take seriously
Simon that chicken is in the *danger zone*
SIMON YOU HEARD THE MAN THE CHICKEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE SAVE IT
@@Tegrius88 oh no he can't hear us he's jamming out!
@@frankwoods9895 oh Simon that's a work safety violation you cant work distracted and that's a repeat from last time
That video is actually from a Serv Safe Instruction video
"I wonder where he is today."
He- he's dead. He's dead, Jon. He's like super, crazy dead.
Yea, that's like a 1940's commercial, and he looked about 50-60. If he was alive today he would be 130-141
@@LovenRazu Well, he could be immortal, you don't know that.
@@crispygaming7491 yeah like queen elizabeth or vladimir putin
He died shortly after the commercial, didn’t you see?
@@georgie984 Everyone else died but Jon didn't. How can you not see that? >_
Love how what's "collectively known as heat stress" is what we just call heat stroke and dehydration where I'm from, and what I think of "heat stress" is actually something I immediately assume is related to strengths of materials from years of engineering school where I was forced to analyze various metal rods shoved into unfortunate circumstances beyond what they were designed for.
17:00 it’s all fun and games until you see the post trip photos. The stuff people drop on themselves.
Like my mom used to say: "Its better to be ruthless than watermelonless"
bruh i thought this was just a really unfunny black joke
Your mother is an amazingly specific woman
True facts
Like my mom used to say
We can’t afford another lawsuit
A wise woman, your mother
I think the saddest thing about this video is the fact that apparently Elijah Wood can't afford first class
or that the nerds would book a new zealand airlines flight and think elijah wood would be in the broke area
Oh, he can, he's just doing some stupid gigs to make sure he'll always be able to.
hes been an actor since he was like 5 years old my G hes quite wealthy
Yup Elijah wood is up there with the poor people like 50 cent and Nicholas cage. Twitter says they're poor so it must be true.
hes definitely not the richest but he's certainly not that poor
19:17 “Mike, what the hell are you doing?!” Had me rolling
The JonTron intro will forever be up with the most iconic CZcams intros like DanTDM, PopularMMOs, and Game Theory.
Well DanTDM doesn’t have one anymore, PopularMMOs’ hasn’t aged well honestly, and I don’t watch Game Theory much. So JonTron wins in my mind
"Now why would you need 3 barrels of hydrofluoric acid? This is a Wh-endys."
You've never worked at Wendy's have you?
The late employees need to be fired , literally
its spelled H'wendy's
“Safety is a joke, death is just a punch-line anyway”
Away**
I guess that's what the japan leaders told to their soldiers to motivate them.
Suicide is explaining the joke
get noob
Oh well,
*neaaooowww* haha funny joke
Eric Andres motto
I wish CZcams had a "You have viewed this video this many times" section, so I could see how many times I've watched a video, because here it is... three years later, and I'm watching it again.
"it only takes half an inch to turn your day for the worse"
i rose my eyebrow at that one
You're adventuring in the Arctic circle with your buddy when all of a sudden he leans over and says "I don't feel so good." You remember your training. Must be heat syncope. You strip him down and prepare a cold compress. A few minutes later his temperature is down, he's stopped complaining, and he's even fast asleep. Great work!
Gotta keep your buddy out of the danger zone
The worst thing is that you know they're saying it because someone actually did that.
Sleep tight, my lil ice prince.
I read this in the same tone as the Shia LaBeouf musical intro.
funny thing is that that actually happens, its called paradoxical undressing.
"Why would you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wendy's." I laughed way too hard at that lmao
What makes it even better is the “Hwendys”
I can see why McDonald’s would use it considering their sprite, but Wendy’s? Nah
To hide the bodies duh
The fact that he used “safety dance” for the music to transition from each safety video is amazing