Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron
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- čas přidán 29. 09. 2017
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Twitter: / jontronshow
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director/Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Assistant - Andrew Reynoso
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Disclaimer: This video is parody and in no way associated with the Flex Tape brand. - Komedie
Remember, this all started because he caught this commercial out of the corner of his eye in a pub.
I believe he and a bud of his was *smokin a beer*
Even the greatest have humble beginnings- Johnathon Tronathon VI
@@Sonicwaffleproductions That's a good wisdom.
*If it weren't for that pub's TV playing that particular commercial, none of this would've been possible.*
Mythicalbeast 245 thank you pubs
The day Jontron noticed the infomercial for Flex Tape was his most life changing moment ever
I wager this was more life changing for Phil
It was the start of a new age for all of us
It was for all of us
But for me... it was Tuesday.
Tabula Rasa ok??....
Even 5 years later, I still quote “But why? Why would you do that why would you do any of that?”
Same lol, one of my jokes I repeat
Holy fuck, I just realized it's uploaded 5 years ago, man I feel old
Bro same
I quote nearly all phrases from this historical video.
“But why…”, “oh phil, you make me angry…”, dont try this, phil hes gone insane…”
Its my actaul reaction to stupid things where i have to ask "Why...why would you do that? Why would you do any of that?!"
Shout out to the guy at the pub for propping up a legendary meme.
The guy being… the tv?
Who let him
cook@@josh.0220
@@josh.0220no… The guy who controls what’s playing on the tv.
"You a fan of Swift?"
Me: Yeah
"Yeah I like her music too"
Me: Not that Swift...
Fix him or her with Flex Tape
Taylor swift PALES in comparison to Phil
Not that *bitch ass swift*
FIX IT WITH FLEX T A P E
@@James-ce6dc you should've stopped at PALES lol
Phil Swift: *advertises flex tape
JonTron: I’m boutta start this man’s whole career
I do wonder how much money this video made for flex seal it's really not a bad product
Flex Seal is a pretty solid product on it's own. Sure, Jon may have launched it into meme-hood and relevancy by putting a spot-light on it. But the quality of the product (and Phil's Charisma) helped keep it popular even after the meme. From my experience, people usually don't mind you shilling out for a product too much provided the product's good and you're not to overbearing about it. That, and the good people over at Flex-Seal Products were also good sports about the whole thing, that's a plus too.
Yes
I never thought this video will still be watched by others that are new
we need jontron for new flex tape ads
"Dip your tools in this shit, I don't know!"
The delivery of this joke is so damn good
"PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!"
*Proceeds to walk like he just sh!t his pants*
ITS ALL FOR NOTHING!!
Phil: To show you the power of flextape, I've sawed this boat in half!
Titanic survivors: ༼ ͡☉ _ʖ ͡☉ ༽
Canadian Bacon HA
There getting flashbacks
XxShrekAPigxX _ Phil has brain damage
What survivors? lmao
@@Dark0neone leonardo dicaprio
Nobody:
Phill Swift: *I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF*
Everybody else on the titanic:
Yes
He may need more than 12 inch tape for this one
phil swift is the bad guy from spiderman homecoming
Lol
Hol up
Goddamn, can you believe this was 5 years ago, and it still feels like "one of his newer videos" 💀
Not at all
Bro, that’s how I feel about everything post 2016! It’s so weird, can’t believe how timeless his videos are.
I know bro. I still feel like the Afraid in the Dark episodes are brand new. I'm getting old lmao.
Feels like it happened a good while ago for me
Shits surreal now that it's been 6 years
9:11
“Oh, look at that; the water is going in the bucket, and it’s being a bucket…”
😂
*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*
Varinder Bhandal A Meme is born
that even phreak would approve.
MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Im glad all it takes to top score on CZcams is a bolded quote from the damn video I just watched. Shows the quality people who come on here.
Bames Jordan ...Bad day?
Phil Swifts wife: i want a divorce
Phil Swift: THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
ll Snipah 😂😂😂
But flex tape bonds instantly, to show you the power of flex tape *Phil tapes himself and her wife together* I fixed my broken marriage !
Lmao
Phil swift: I saw this hoe in half
To show you the power of Flex Counselling, *I SAWED MY RELATIONSHIP IN HALF* , and repaired it with only Flex Counselling!
This was my first JonTron video and I literally died of laughter
Funniest part?
Rest in peace
“if ya do the thing, and ya do it right, and you *don’t fuck it up,* it WORKS. it just works!” still pops into my head randomly all these years later 😂
Thank God Jon's crippling alcoholism sent him to the pub that day many years ago.
Darby Seymour alcohol saves lives kids. Don’t listen to the professionals
@@taylorowens3721 Do drugs, stay cool
Skip class, eat ass, and skip class
fresher turtle smoke ass,eat grass,skip class
Lost just say yes
This man single Handedly changed an entire portion of the internet, forever, and made Phil Swift a celebrity. Jon Tron is way underestimated.
And it was all done with this one video.
MyCatIsNotACommunist and don’t forget “stop it, get some help”
He can beat shaggy at 1000% (i'm sorry)
Under...rated?
he's the freddie mercury of youtube
10:13 will forever remain my favorite bit
“This is what happens when you try to play GOD! AHHHHHHHH-“
9:34 my parents trying to convince me college is a good investment
99% of jobs be like:
If he didn’t see the commercial, the meme wouldn’t exist.
probally.
@@UserStupidity nice spelling you got there
@@justmemes5636 noice
*memes
I dont exist
It’s 2022 and he’s still making a whole lot of money from this video
JФSЭРНI KRДКФШSKI
With the power FLEX TAPE, you can fix ANYTHING! even your lack of monetization!
I had to like this so you can get 100 likes
I just thought of how much money Jon has made before I saw this comment
Can I just point out the insanity in Phil’s eyes
7:00
After many years of being on the internet I can safely say, after watching it for the 15th time or what ever, that this is the best comedy video on CZcams, maybe the best video in general.
True
@@AndyIsGaming9074 indeed
@@tidaceesay5559 7 hours ago. Nice.
This and the history of the world I guess
It wasn't that funny, come on. It was entertaining, but I laughed way more on Far Cry Primal video.
9:43 just has me dying of laughter the entire bit. I have no idea why. It's just the funniest and stupidest thing and it's somehow glorious.
I literally wet my bedsheet with my tears man 😂
@@smolgrizzly4608 I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. I got light headed nearly passed out. Easily one of JonTron's funniest bits.
"I'm a prostitute."
- Jonathan tron
Can we appreciate how Jon singlehandedly made this entire company a huge meme and probably made Phil Swift's career
Jon Tron also made an episode with Phil Swift
I had heard about Flex Tape a few months before this came out from a guy I know and he was just as excited about Flex Tape as Jon
@@ChipClipGotGrip really? when i was a kid they always spammed flex product commercials on tv all the time
Yes
Name checks out
Flex glue wasn't even released when he said "HE SNIFFED TO MUCH FLEX GLUE"
He gave them the idea lol
He says that in flexing episode
bitch you what
He was an inside man
U got that from the second video
Once I was watching The Mandalorian and as soon as Bo Katan used her jet pack underwater I immediately said “It even works underwater!”
Happy 5-year anniversary to JonTron’s most popular video!
“To show you the power of flex tape-
I split this *atom in half!!!”*
Yes
That would be bad
That’s basically saying, to show you the power of flex tape, I caused an explosion
@@niratis627 that.... that is..... that is literally the entire joke right there
T Russell
Yes, we all know. That's the point of the joke.
"Slap it on with the might of Zeus!"
Best line of 2017.
1991shadowheart it's not a fucking miracle product.
1991shadowheart yes definitely
“What are u? Just have some fucking patience!”
1991shadowheart no the better in is "if you do the thing and you do right and you don't fuck it up it works it just works slap on my butt keep that poo in for as long possible so it finally comes out by golly it's going to feel like the best shit you ever taken this is Phil Swift I'm a prostatute"
1991shadowheart your likes are about be *666*
5 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos on earth
*the funniest video on earth
i remember sitting down in the lounge with my parents and making them watch this when it first came out, next thing ya know they’ve brought 4 bloody rolls that they still haven’t used to this day
If only the Titanic had flex tape
Kill Me that's *A L O T T A D A M A G E*
*Titenic
The Average Dude no
I SAWED THE TITENIC IN HALF!
Kill Me kill your se..... Waaaaaaaaaait
*Imagine if Jon didn't go to the pub that one day...*
Was just thinking that. An alternate universe where Jon didn't go to the pub and see the tv out of the corner of his eye; flex tape would've never been known.
Our universe would never be the same. I'm glad he made this meme.
That's deep man
The amount of flex tape memes this world would not be the same
I prefer to keep my mind on more positive things and not the dark dark thoughts that you inspire
You know a video is good when you come back to it 6 years later and still find it funny asf
I always watched it multiple time whenever I'm bored, the jokes never gets old it's always gonna be in my mind and makes me laugh. My dad walked in from the beginning of the video and he laughs at the flex tape to stop the blood bag leaking then walks off
A moment of silence for the people who didn't see the ending.
JUST LET ME DIE!
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Same logo wtf
I wish i didn't see that...
@@theboysfn9276 looks like someone got scammed on Fiverr lolllll
*P H I L Y O U M A K E M E A N G R Y P H I L*
(ruthlessly kicks pan)
He said that same line in the sequel!!!
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
@@imthiazmuhassin3267 Its iconic
4:28
_comes back with pan_ COULD HAVE JUST GRABBED ONE OF THESE, PHIL. DON'T NEED FLEX SEAL.
This is such a classic video
I’ve lost count how many times I’ve rewatched this classic over the years. Always gets a laugh out of me when I’m feelin down 🤣
And this never would’ve happened if he didn’t go to the pub that day...
Pretty amazing if you think about it, a man goes to a pub and that causes the birth of a gigantic meme
Z E N I T S U
What about the youtubers didn't exist because someone didn't go to the pub ?
Luis Miguel GASP
It's skecky to me.
Flex tape fixed my grades, I just flex taped my professor then he agreed to give me an A.
*IT JUST WORKS*
As long as you do the thing, and do it right, and don't fuck it up... it just works.
Hazzy Ace that’s the joke
Did u saw them in half first?
I just skipped time for it to
Just work
I tried to skip classes.
Then king crimson came and punched a hole through me
And then used his abilitie:
IT JUST WORKS
Watched this 5 years ago in h.s. And it still makes me laugh. 😂😂😂
10:11 For the longest time, I never knew this part existed because I assumed it was just going to be the credits.
“You’ve done half a job and you got a full smile”
That’s me going through life.
AAAAAH KEEP IT AT 69 LIKES
Me two bro, me two
It happens
At Least you did half of it. More so than me.
Same, fam
JonTron. The only guy to ever get a sponsorship from making fun of a company.
My Theory: The Flex “Things” company was pissed at him when he made fun of them, but when they saw all the memes and popularity, they took a step back.
They saw how much money could be made from a meme factory. Look at Raid Shadow Legends and it’s money streams.
Jacksfilms made fun of the Emoji Movie so hard he got invited to the premiere.
Nah jacksfilms made fun of the emoji movie super fucking hard but they gave him a ticket to the premiere
so did markiplier, almost
why does everyone feel eternally compelled to return to this video...
I just got the ad for the new FlexCaulk. Jon's going to have a field day with this 😂 I had to watch it all the way through
The titanic: *Just vibing
Some random ass iceberg: *”I sawed this boat in half”*
yes.
"But it sank before I could repair it using only Flex Tape!"
“Squigga”
You no you funy
too son man
"You've done half the job and you got a full smile" -Jontron 2017
ABSOLUTE G O L D
(Pulls out plastic knife) No I has BIG surprise for YOU! Prepare for a lot of D A M A G E
JonTronShow fuck off bitch
Hmmm maybe flex tape can fix our problem with this TOTALLY real JonTron and non scammer
Basically describes me at my retail job
One of the only comments I don't see from 4 weeks ago
ive watched this video well over 20 times in the last 5 years and its still a true masterpiece
Here again after Flex Caulk
Imagine if John never looked to his left at that bar, what the world would be missing
The fact that people are still watching this.
Everything...
Im lost, what happend?
Jon changed the world
@@christianwilson1118 this video blew up with millions of views and just about everyone new about it. It also made a ton of memes that helped boost popularity
Jon’s upload schedule was never the same after the paycheck for this video came
I have to say that the flex tape is actually a good product. Had a rust hole on the top of my truck: I cleaned the rust, primed the metal, and put a patch of flex tape over it. Been holding for 3 years, no leaks.
Phil Swift: "This is a bucket."
JonTron: "Dear God..."
Phil Swift: "There's more."
JonTron: "No...!"
Dude you are my hero, I was rewatching 'Expiration Date' a little earlier. Clearly this is an indication the universe is in perfect harmony. Except for Portland of course...
wow only OGs can understand....
@Jalil Reynoso i love this reference
Dying is gay
Question I teleported flex tape
“You’ve essentially made a bowl”
“You could have just grabbed a bowl!”
*grabs pot*
@@mr_voytech you mean the drug, right?
not only that but he called the sieve a colander.
Kim Crawford-Cottingham thus is true
Theres jontron fer ya
Eric Guyton Y E S
I love just annually coming back to these two videos 🦦
All of my Dad instincts were firing off all at once when he started stabbing the bucket towards himself. It was so strong, it went through Time and Space and stopped him mid stab, correctly warning him that he was about to stab his own heart, lol
When you’re Phil Swift and you see a boat that hasn’t been sawed in half
*Heavy breathing*
PkmariO64 watch the latest video
G G
Why? What does an architecture tier list have ANYTHING to do with this comment. HMM?!
PkmariO64 Intense sweating image
PkmariO64 **intense sweating**
No he just goes full 6:40
It’s a tradition to watch this every now and again
Yes
It is a classic
69 likes
@@Ladas-fu3gd nice
@@zohaibsaleem5599 it is truely a tradition
1:00 to 1:03 is a masterpiece
Who is here after the Flex Caulk drop?
2018: I wish flex tape sponsored me
2019: Is on a flex tape commercial
@@demdeirs yep, pretty cool.
@@stinkyeena link
@@quickjellyfish7670 There is no link, it was a St. Patrick's day ad on Instagram.
@@stinkyeena k thanks
Love this series of comments
2:23 The fact that Phil Swift and his marketing team saw this clip and still chose to collab with Jon in Flex Tape II is hilarious to me.
He called him a prostitute
@@aaaaZa100 who called who a prostitute? Why use pronouns for both nouns in your sentence??
@@OneDerscoreOneder Jon calls Phil a prostitute 9:50
memento mori 😔
@@surprisedpotato unus gang?
After 5 years this video is still hilarious it kills me every time I watch
Still one of the best videos in the history of CZcams...
Iceberg be like:
*I* *S* *A* *W* *E* *D* *T* *H* *I* *S* *B* *O* *A* *T* *I* *N* *H* *A* *L* *F*
UAE
would like to know your location.
titanic
The joke is funny, but you feel guilty after laughing
@@Sa-qx8zp it happens😂
Yes!
*If only there was a sequel*
I dislike the new one personally a lot of the jokes feel censored, when I compare it to this one.
The prophecy is true
@@evannickols2992 agree
I would like but it’s at 69 likes
If Only...
I’m here for rewatching the series because new Flex lore dropped
Gonna go buy me some flex cock after this
"I'm gonna give you lotsa damage."
Possibly the best line of all time
Ah yes, the original “THATS A LOT A DAMAGE”
I'm really used ytp
cookie
The 🅱️ Man
XD
It's not that much damage, phil... C-could be a lot worse...
It is still me, Josephi Krakowski, still here with my flex tape.
LOL
Josepi Krakowski i hate to break it to you, but that’s josepi, not josephi.
Josephi*
Josepi Krakowski I choked on my drink at that point. Thank god I wasn’t drinking when I read this.
I think you mean OUR flextape
When I’ve had a bad day I come back here to remember a simpler time
First time ever seeing this video and it has to be the funniest video to exist on this platform, oh my gosh. How have I never seen it?!
SLAP IT ON WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS!!!
But it's not a fuckin miracle product have some patience
My might m8
Jontron is such a powerful presence that he singlehanded created an insanely popular meme and caused phil swift to go mad with power
Just because he saw it at the pub
The madlad
Have u seen the ending? After the suggested next video
He didn’t create this meme
@@Jb-ik3pq oh he did. Try and find a flex tape meme made before this video.
I love that there was a flex seal ad before the video
I watch this when it came out and it still makes me laugh today😂
Can we just talk about the fact that this video single handedly started a massive meme and made Flex Tape a household name
Can we talk about the camera constantly shaking :/
Who need to sponsor when we has John tron for free
none of the replies had likes ;-;
Yes they do
Nathan Wuilleme no
"you've done half a job and you got a full smile" cracks me up every time
itzFYEB same
Ditto
It's such a great line haha
Have a broken marriage?
Flex tape!!!!
summary of politics right there
5 years and it's still good
still watch this video from now and then, rest easy. R.I.P. JonTron 1990 - 2022
Wait, he died?
@@2fernandoc1 yes. He was crushed to death by your mom
no
Lol, first time?
What’s even funnier is the fact that the FlexTape company has embraced this meme.
Hanakin Sidewalker In what way?
KingChickenwing
In this way
Phil was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped. He fought in Vietnam, earning the nickname "Indestructable Phil" for his 100,000 plus confirmed kills with little more than his bare hands. He is best known for his catchphrase, "That's a lotta damage" after accidentally burning down a Vietnam village in a fit of rage. While in Vietnam, he created a super-strong adhesive with a mixture of his own celestial blood and tree sap. His invention was widely used to treat severed arteries. Recently, he has begun marketing his invention. He is well known for his ads, in which his PTSD causes him to slaughter buckets and boats by channeling the power of hell. This is why many consider him to be the supreme leader of the universe, with power beyond any humans imagination.
Buzz Buzz How does that have to do with the company embracing the meme? Because I highly doubt that they said that :P
KingChickenwing Check it their official channel and look at the comments of their videos! The section is littered with Jontron quotes and hearts are everywhere!
no its real its how they describe phil
They probably didn’t use flex tape for Kim Jung un heart surgery
EDIT: They did
Oh no..not you again
Niceeeee
Ah shit, they did
Nah, if they did, he would've survived
Everybody hate you Mr.Demonetisation🤣🤣🤣 i joke
Ahhh tis that time again when I come across this video. It happens every couple months, and I just can't resist watching it. I've watched it wayyyy too many times 😂😂
Haha I remember this being jontrons back from a year hiatus video, that is now iconic
Flex tape saved my marriage Jon I cut my divorce papers in half and fixed my marriage with only flex tape
ImShivvr yes!
I thought you were going to say you cut your wife in half. I may have been on the internet too long.
Koen Van Damme yeah definitely
I sawed my wife in half !!!!!!!!!
Spanner the houdini "cut your assistant in half" magic trick went wrong eh?
Commercial: DO NOT TRY THIS
Jon: *stabs bucket* *almost stabs heart*
Clear and simple.
Dats just good old Jon
DO TRY THIS
@@nuclearspace5058 i see youre a Sanser of culture as well.
LVBBoi you’re the second person to say that to me
7:11 I think this guy's wife added this warning after the fact not as much for the user's safety so much as for their sanity. So they will not snap into bloodlust like Phil has.
i have to revisit this every couple of months.
its still funny
The fact that Phil did a collab with Jon after Jon joked about having a photoshopped nude of him on his wall is just gold.
I can't speak for the man, but I'll be honest if I was Phil I'd absolutely split my sides laughing. More than I did anyway, at least.
@@RedFlameGamer did you have flextape to tape your sides back together?
Ikr
He wasn't joking fam
What the actuall fuck 🤣
Do more informercials
Pleas for the love of God yes
Cinders & Ashes seal the hole in your soul, with FLEX TAPE
like Blast Off and Foamazing!
He should do the copper red square dance pan
Oh my holy potato, Yes! This could be great!
Even after years still the best video ever
gotta come back and watch this every so often
He actually got that sponsorship.
They called him
He fucking did it
His house looks like one from a cheap 90s sitcom.
You mean COZY
Lol
or Drake & Josh's bedroom
Lmaoooo
It’s a set but it does look that way lol
4 years later and this video is still legendary
Gotta come back to this gem every so often
Jon: ILL EAT MY FLEX TAPE
a year later.....Phil: Don't eat flex tape...don't eat it
They also don’t recommend use on the transmissions of Lamborghinis
"Dear god! He's gone mad with power! Someone needs to save him from himself!"
666 likes !!! Oh No!
But it’s the only way to fix the void inside of me.
IT EVEN WORKS UNDER WATER!!