Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf - JonTron

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    Jon takes a look at one of Christopher Lee's less known works...
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    Cast:
    Jon - Himself
    Creepy Clown - David Johnson
    Werewolf Sister - Kate McGarrigle
    Street Tough #1 - Sergio Torres
    Street Tough #2 - Andrew Reynoso
    Crew Member #1 - Nick Oliver
    Crew Member #2 - Mike Shayne
    Crew Member #3 - Dylan Lopez
    Crew Member #4 - Aramis Klein
    Crew Member #5 - Melanie Licata
    Crew Member #6 - Matt Nissen
    Jesus - Jospeh Hernandez
    Ancient Werewolf/ Werewolf Director - Mike Joseph
    Ancient Werewolf #2 - Olivia Winston
    Credits:
    Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Director - Sergio Torres
    Director of Photography - Nick Oliver
    Assistant Camera - Dylan Lopez
    Gaffer - Mike Shayne
    Sound - Matt Nissen
    Makeup/Practical Effects - Melanie Licata
    Make up Assistant - Joe Drobezko
    Set Designer - Lynell Vinuya
    Art PA - Josh Zimmerman
    Production Assistant - Aramis Klein
    Post Production:
    Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
    Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
    Visual Effects - James Russo
    Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
    JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming
    Halloween JonTron Theme by: / xxjerryterryxx
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  • @jmns9595
    @jmns9595 Před 5 lety +10697

    Howling III: Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

  • @Doilem
    @Doilem Před 4 lety +4574

    The Howling 2: Your sister is a furry

    • @kylefratini2833
      @kylefratini2833 Před 4 lety +198

      I think if that were true, there'd be much, MUCH more nudity.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 Před 4 lety +138

      The director's cut, I see.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice Před 4 lety +72

      finally, something we have in common

    • @lifeinsurance4495
      @lifeinsurance4495 Před 4 lety +33

      Elon Musk shut it nerd you gave an unpronounceable name for your kid.

    • @ShockInazuma
      @ShockInazuma Před 4 lety +33

      The Howling 3: We really need some new ideas

  • @HootsHugs101
    @HootsHugs101 Před 3 lety +1746

    I just wanna let everyone know that there are 8 movies in the Howling franchise, with a 9th one in the works.

  • @Namanewva
    @Namanewva Před rokem +469

    Years later the bit at 6:19 still makes me laugh. Literally every bottle connected at the bottom rim, the most rigid and tough part of a sugar glass bottle

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 Před rokem +29

      "WOOOOAAAAAAAAA" - Jon "JonTron" Jafari

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před rokem +21

      Guess that is why it actually hurt, even though it wasn't nearly as dangerous as real glass.

    • @rosiered6712
      @rosiered6712 Před 9 měsíci +7

      ​​@@WillieMangaye, real glass wouldn't break in that scenario till it bounced off and hit the ground

  • @linken23
    @linken23 Před 5 lety +4406

    Fun fact: Christopher Lee later appeared in Gremlins 2: The New Batch, which was directed by Joe Dante, who directed the original Howling. When he arrived on set, one of the first things he did was apologize to Dante for being in this film.
    I’m not even kidding.

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 Před 4 lety +343

      And in an interview for one of these horror mag rags, he did claim he enjoyed visiting the Czech village in this film. One good point of this deadful flick, we get to see Czechoslovakia before the Iron Curtain wss torn down and this town was soiled by Western tourists and businesses

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 Před 4 lety +10

      @@chadcastagana9181 fuck Czechoslovakia

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 Před 4 lety +38

      @@reservoirfrogs2177 Czech Republic or Slovakia?

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 Před 4 lety +17

      @Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover
      I don't know about that last part, all of this talk about Lee's service in WW2 seems so cliched, like propaganda.
      Only thing I liked about Fangoria is they produced Mindwarp, a film that inspired The Matrix

    • @JustChadC
      @JustChadC Před 4 lety +6

      Chad Castagana Who the hell do you think you are havin’ my name

  • @johnarmstrong7368
    @johnarmstrong7368 Před 5 lety +5924

    Someone died just so Jon could crouch behind their grave for a comedic intro to a CZcams video

    • @TheNightmareAngelYT
      @TheNightmareAngelYT Před 4 lety +351

      Dedication

    • @doodledangernoodle2517
      @doodledangernoodle2517 Před 4 lety +712

      Deadictation

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 Před 4 lety +243

      That's probably the most culturally and historically valuable thing they've ever done in their life (or after death) anyway.

    • @RandomHQ433
      @RandomHQ433 Před 4 lety +121

      It would be an honor

    • @basilevannegen6822
      @basilevannegen6822 Před 4 lety +86

      nonono, someone died, and then someone made a stone and then placed that stone for it to stay there for many years so jontron could do the intro

  • @dakotaachord5626
    @dakotaachord5626 Před 2 lety +765

    This video doesn't *feel* like it's 5 years old, and that's what's so magical about JonTron videos. They age like fine wine.

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler Před rokem +135

    2:39
    "From the worst Star Wars movie..."
    That one didn't age quite so well.

    • @mewopswisher5342
      @mewopswisher5342 Před rokem +10

      infact it aged like milk

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I like the Rise of Skywalker. It’s not the worst; I’d give that to the Last Jedi, which isn’t even that bad.

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@joshslater2426have you considered therapy? or at least sterilization so we need not fear more of you existing...

    • @YourPalJamieEllis
      @YourPalJamieEllis Před 8 měsíci +2

      Rise of Skywalker is really bad, but Attack of the Clones is really bad too for completely different reasons. I feel like the worst one between them is whichever you've seen more recently.

    • @Mr.Monacle
      @Mr.Monacle Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@YourPalJamieEllisI rather like Attack of the Clones, the sand monologue notwithstanding, the film is actually pretty decent. Rise of Skywalker feels like it had 1 draft written haphazardly after people were upset by how the previous film performed. So much happens offscreen between the TLJ and RoS that just... doesn't follow from the events of the first film. Say what you will about Attack of the Clones but the events it depicts actually *make sense* in context.

  • @shadows_star
    @shadows_star Před 4 lety +7974

    I love that Christopher Lee acted in every role as if what he was playing in was Hamlet. Makes him such a joy to watch even in a trash movie

    • @alexfaulkner6275
      @alexfaulkner6275 Před 4 lety +165

      Your God damn right

    • @Bomber_Ted
      @Bomber_Ted Před 4 lety +424

      Professionals have standards.

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa Před 4 lety +153

      He definitely knew how to chew the scenery.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 4 lety +71

      That's dedication.

    • @spork5528
      @spork5528 Před 4 lety +56

      @@alexfaulkner6275 I don't wanna be that guy but I do it's you're. It's easy to remember you're you-are.

  • @skullman-us7wn
    @skullman-us7wn Před 3 lety +4393

    Apparently the reason lee took the role was just because he realized he never did a werewolf movie

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Před 3 lety +685

      "Another to my collection"

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 2 lety +475

      @@Naokarma "A fine addition to my collection"

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Před 2 lety +90

      Huh, would think he would have been in one in the Hammer Horror films; well least he realized his mistake and actually called the original director of The Howling Joe Dante and apologized to him for being in this very….peculiar movie

    • @KornLordd
      @KornLordd Před 2 lety +47

      I enjoy the fact that each of these replies, of which are more complex versions of the original reply, are all made one month after the next. Sadly, I’m breaking the chain by saying this lol

    • @augustblock3981
      @augustblock3981 Před 2 lety +12

      @@KornLordd How dare you

  • @nowhereman969
    @nowhereman969 Před 2 lety +277

    “Werewolf on a Dolly” never ceases to absolutely send me

  • @gracet6533
    @gracet6533 Před 3 lety +185

    It’s been 4 years, and the fact that the sister is still eternally a werewolf doesn’t sit well.
    Also, bell skeleton and south jersey still make me laugh to this day

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 Před 3 lety +4727

    Gotta love the “Transylvanian Village” that conveniently has the famous clock from Prague, Czechia.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Před 3 lety +176

      People don't like the Czech Republic enough so the filmmakers lied

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 Před 3 lety +98

      if you want a crappy movie based on that cloc watch goat story you won’t regret it

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 Před 3 lety +23

      @@joeygreen8091 DUDE IS THAT THE REAL ROACHDOGG JR.?????

    • @Tysandifer
      @Tysandifer Před 3 lety +20

      Yea goat story tells you all about it haha

    • @Space_Pizzaman
      @Space_Pizzaman Před 3 lety +20

      @@quinnholloway5400 we don't have anything good here and the only thing we're best at is drinking beer

  • @someguy9227
    @someguy9227 Před 7 lety +527

    Christopher Lee's Bizarre Adventure.

    • @isoito5927
      @isoito5927 Před 7 lety +22

      Some Guy NANIIIII?!

    • @joseninoska
      @joseninoska Před 6 lety +27

      is this a jojo's bizarre adventure refren-

    • @isoito5927
      @isoito5927 Před 6 lety +14

      TheHolySoviet no it isnt. you were expecting a jojo refernece but KONO JON DA.

    • @antidoteee
      @antidoteee Před 6 lety

      Neon genechris evangeleeon

    • @karda009
      @karda009 Před 6 lety +7

      How many zippers have you unzipped in your life

  • @rutrose2000
    @rutrose2000 Před 5 měsíci +22

    The end credits carried me through puberty. God Bless you Sybil Danning.

  • @marcelosdbzmusic8072
    @marcelosdbzmusic8072 Před rokem +200

    How in God's name did Jon find a bathroom exactly identical to the bathroom in the Werewolf Dolly shot?

  • @thetrashmammal7389
    @thetrashmammal7389 Před 4 lety +3219

    Honestly the dude getting thunked with a log in the middle of his laugh was gold

    • @goldenthebean8678
      @goldenthebean8678 Před 4 lety +38

      The fact that this has 69 likes is also gold

    • @acemcwolf5445
      @acemcwolf5445 Před 4 lety +152

      It looked like the production crew was working, He did that stupid laugh and they went "CAN SOMEONE SHUT THAT IDIOT UP!?" And threw that pipe. Like it wasn't even scripted, They just left it in.

    • @timedGuano
      @timedGuano Před 3 lety +10

      This movie should be a cult comedy classic!

    • @valx5
      @valx5 Před 3 lety +22

      6:37
      sounds exactly like Danny Brown laughing lmao

    • @gyga4906
      @gyga4906 Před 3 lety +14

      EHHAAHAHAHHAAEHEHAHAHHEHEH *T* *H* *U* *N* *K*

  • @anteeantee8144
    @anteeantee8144 Před 3 lety +4632

    according to that logic i can prove the existence of werewolves by just shooting someone with a silver bullet
    if the person dies = 100% proof that werewovles exist

    • @ThePatapoun
      @ThePatapoun Před 3 lety +218

      But if you shoot the person and they don't die does that mean they are human? Perhaps they are a Cereal box for all that we know. At least we can be sure that a silver bullet kills werewolfs.

    • @whitehownkey4460
      @whitehownkey4460 Před 3 lety +27

      I say just burn them all

    • @dasonbane2839
      @dasonbane2839 Před 3 lety +58

      Just gave me a game to play with my basement friends

    • @AxtonLennox111
      @AxtonLennox111 Před 3 lety +18

      I hate how much sense that makes

    • @gracet6533
      @gracet6533 Před 3 lety +4

      Stephen King knew

  • @stephaniedee6234
    @stephaniedee6234 Před 2 lety +196

    Ah, the classics. Who else watches Jon’s Halloween specials every October?

  • @TheMrWillje
    @TheMrWillje Před 2 lety +65

    I'd like to take the time to say how much I appreciate the fact they recreated that entire bathroom for one joke, and boy did it land

    • @sonofsparda657
      @sonofsparda657 Před 14 dny

      its even better because he is clearly on the brink of absolutely shitting himself laughing because of how ridiculous the whole thing is.

  • @spoopster809
    @spoopster809 Před 7 lety +3587

    JON'S HEAD DOES NOT BELONG ON THAT BODY

    • @tinita1919
      @tinita1919 Před 7 lety +220

      lol is so big and he is so skinny now

    • @PsychoVdude13x
      @PsychoVdude13x Před 7 lety +18

      *stickie*

    • @thricecube9487
      @thricecube9487 Před 7 lety +79

      Matthew Kunkle that's not his real body, it's halloween remember?

    • @ppgab
      @ppgab Před 7 lety +177

      I wonder if he's actually never been fat and I just never seen his full body and assumed he was fat because of his chubby face

    • @sockworks
      @sockworks Před 7 lety +1

      hhhhhh

  • @plutossky7534
    @plutossky7534 Před 4 lety +2304

    Alternative title to this film: *wErEwOlF pOrN hIdDeN aS aN aCtUaL mOvIe*

    • @raenkord7881
      @raenkord7881 Před 4 lety +68

      That’s all of the howling movies

    • @rem2274
      @rem2274 Před 4 lety +64

      That almost sounds like Beastars

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 Před 4 lety +41

      Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

    • @stomyed22
      @stomyed22 Před 4 lety +46

      "also the writers had a gore kink"

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 Před 4 lety +12

      @@stomyed22 I think you missed the v button

  • @empagaming2341
    @empagaming2341 Před 3 lety +54

    6:19 has got to be the best bit. Not cause Jon got hurt, but the fact that his scream was in slow-mo.

  • @zanyvr281
    @zanyvr281 Před 2 lety +47

    1:46
    Really didn’t expect Jon to be strapped with a Luger, one of the best clips

  • @sir.badger6910
    @sir.badger6910 Před 3 lety +2489

    He once said "every actor must make terrible films, the trick is no never be terrible in them"

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 Před rokem +60

      tell that to Al Pacino on Jack and Jill lmfao.

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle Před rokem +130

      @@greenhellrecords979 You can be a great actor in a bad film. That was Lee's philosophy

    • @kayhoww
      @kayhoww Před rokem +26

      @@NinjaPickle hell he got a free trip to LA out of it

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Před rokem +9

      @@sinistrality7883 Wasn't he playing himself?

    • @munstahmummah6468
      @munstahmummah6468 Před rokem +15

      If the material is dog shit there’s not much the actor can do

  • @IRUNASSULT
    @IRUNASSULT Před 4 lety +5768

    Imagine being a great actor like Lee and subjected to an entire film where your costars couldn’t act their way out of an empty parking lot.

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 Před 3 lety +293

      But enough about "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 Před 3 lety +51

      What did you just say about Reb Brown? Man's a national treasure!

    • @barrysteakfries9359
      @barrysteakfries9359 Před 3 lety +49

      Ya reb brown's net worth is like 17 million he must be a pretty good actor I think the shitty script made him seem like a shit actor.

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 Před 3 lety +25

      @Daredevil Central He has his moments, but taking that Wonka role was not one of them.

    • @pbac9570
      @pbac9570 Před 3 lety +2

      imagine

  • @alexzuger1777
    @alexzuger1777 Před 3 lety +42

    “How can you listen to this bull”
    “I resent such words”
    I died

  • @Hyskaris
    @Hyskaris Před 9 měsíci +16

    The several other guys appearing around Jon's furniture as the woman started to strip on screen was fucking hysterical

  • @johnathanpowers5728
    @johnathanpowers5728 Před 7 lety +737

    Basically the plot of the movie:
    Drive a steak through a werewolf's heart.

    • @Mephistel
      @Mephistel Před 7 lety +32

      medium rare, or blue?

    • @johnathanpowers5728
      @johnathanpowers5728 Před 7 lety +9

      MAKE IT AS RARE AS IT CAN GET

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před 7 lety +9

      Johnathan Powers RIGHT!(slaps werewolf with whole cow)YOU SAID AS RARE AS IT CAN GET!

    • @killingjokekiddo8891
      @killingjokekiddo8891 Před 7 lety +8

      Ok so I gotta make a rare steak and then make it into a car

    • @rampantcarapacian5175
      @rampantcarapacian5175 Před 7 lety +4

      Benjamin Keslar I wish we actually had the means to film this, the idea is amazing.

  • @ItsJustVirgil
    @ItsJustVirgil Před 3 lety +5212

    Sterba: “So we meet again.”
    Christopher Lee: “For the last time.”
    Absolute legend.

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 Před 2 lety +16

    “The worst Star Wars movie.”
    That was just the warm up, the real horror wasn’t even ready to begin yet.

  • @justatrollyaloser
    @justatrollyaloser Před rokem +17

    2:41 to Quote Jon himself: "That one didn't age quite so well!"

    • @ult_unknowns
      @ult_unknowns Před rokem +5

      "Before the dark times, before the Disney Empire."

    • @aidanpurkiss9457
      @aidanpurkiss9457 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@ult_unknowns before the Disney empire attacked.....
      Where are you, Nostalgia critic? Tear the sequels to bits, please?

  • @e77iott53
    @e77iott53 Před 7 lety +3657

    has jon lost weight? he's looking good

  • @samuelmarron5875
    @samuelmarron5875 Před 4 lety +3113

    Returning to this video for the 100th time:
    SO WE MEET AGAIN

    • @Namibal204
      @Namibal204 Před 4 lety +44

      its because of the tits isn't it

    • @lemon-jq7xw
      @lemon-jq7xw Před 4 lety +49

      @@Namibal204 *applies cream* "everyones got their reason"

    • @_lucas_2066
      @_lucas_2066 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh god

    • @expunkstep7226
      @expunkstep7226 Před 4 lety +16

      For the last time...

    • @DDLAFFEY724
      @DDLAFFEY724 Před 4 lety +13

      100th time you gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers

  • @iamtheangiechrist1090
    @iamtheangiechrist1090 Před 2 lety +27

    The best thing about Christopher Lee playing Sauron was the fact that he was an absolute Tolkienphile. So yeah, he could have played Gandolf like a beast.

    • @urmoneylol
      @urmoneylol Před 23 dny

      um… actually he played saruman 🤓

  • @gabrielpost7743
    @gabrielpost7743 Před 11 měsíci +9

    I think driving a stake through anything's heart will kill it.

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 Před 5 lety +2154

    16:00 They built an exact replica of the bathroom scene for a 5 second joke.
    This is dedication to the craft, I tells ya.

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 Před 5 lety +96

      No. They superimposed him in his bathtub over the original annnnd I just got woooshed.

    • @wyattearp585
      @wyattearp585 Před 4 lety +191

      Also the makeup for the werewolf puberty joke in the beginning. That was a 5 second one off that probably involved hours of makeup

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 Před 4 lety +31

      The tiles are different.

    • @electriccleric
      @electriccleric Před 4 lety +66

      and yet jon couldn't deliver the line without smiling. lol

    • @tytheguy13andahalf
      @tytheguy13andahalf Před 4 lety +59

      Jontron is a bizarrely high budget show.

  • @Agiantpansy
    @Agiantpansy Před 5 lety +2021

    >starts with Christopher Lee reading from the Bible
    >Revelations, the last book.
    >bible is open to the middle
    ???

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 Před 5 lety +106

      Dank christian meme dude

    • @pingnixon-hermansen5046
      @pingnixon-hermansen5046 Před 4 lety +13

      @@fullanalysis93
      DANK

    • @thewestisthebest6608
      @thewestisthebest6608 Před 4 lety +104

      Must a been a Mormon Bible with those 4 extra books Jesus left for us to find in North America stuck in the back 👌🏻

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 Před 4 lety +44

      @@thewestisthebest6608 That can only be translated on the 5th of may when all the planets align and the president's testicles are rather sweaty

    • @captaindonut5240
      @captaindonut5240 Před 4 lety +9

      Most bibles ive seen had the psalms after the bible, putting revelations in the middle. It's really not that strange dude

  • @MrPaulMadson
    @MrPaulMadson Před rokem +8

    I just want to mentionat 17:40 The "werewolfs" are actually speaking Hungarian, which is extremely funny, given the region belongs to Romania. This is extremely funny, because the original Dracula (Vlad) was a reinstated by Hunyadi, a Hungarian King. So IF this was a vampire movie, you could argue, that they could speak hungarian. However, this is a werewolf movie, in a Romanian location, and these creatures were supposedly romanian, which would mean, that they despise Hungarian language.
    Also worth mentioning, they are screaming "támadás" which means "to attack" or "to be attacked".
    All in all, I think the director, and writer had no clue about any of the origin story.

  • @williamhowells806
    @williamhowells806 Před 2 lety +11

    this film is actually watchable because of how amazing of an actor Christopher Lee was. a true legend

  • @legoworld246
    @legoworld246 Před 4 lety +1539

    3:50 "Nothing we can say or do can bring Karen back"
    Have you tried using a manager as an offering?

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 Před 4 lety +18

      Your joke is great. I also wanted to point out, that *she's a werewolf!!* _They_ don't know she's going to be brought back, but still...

    • @aqua_teen_hunger_force6810
      @aqua_teen_hunger_force6810 Před 4 lety +5

      Your comment deserves an award

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 Před 4 lety +3

      @@johnt.campbell316 hey man if you wanted to know what thing are funny in this "review" is that JonTron puts funny violin and changes the VHS into Hindenburg accident, ISIS, and Star Wars at around 9:09-9:15....xD..sorry for late replying ;-)

    • @remarkable4478
      @remarkable4478 Před 4 lety +5

      Are you Jontron from a different dimension known as Johntron?

    • @michaelmccarthy3695
      @michaelmccarthy3695 Před 4 lety +4

      You sir are the king of reddit for today

  • @customwweguy9004
    @customwweguy9004 Před 3 lety +1831

    When you realize Christopher lee went to kill the were wolf and didn't hire a bounty hunter.
    "Dooku, for once you actually came to do your own dirty work."

    • @thewacky1558
      @thewacky1558 Před 3 lety +124

      "Some things are just that important...." *ignites lightsaber*

    • @abjectfailure4256
      @abjectfailure4256 Před 3 lety +52

      @@thewacky1558 I've been looking foward to this

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 Před 3 lety +66

      He hired a bounty Hunter to hire a bounty Hunter that sent a robot that sent a worm to kill princess amadala

    • @danrib4048
      @danrib4048 Před 3 lety

      @@l0u13__3 cosmonaut quickie!

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 Před 3 lety +1

      @@l0u13__3 Bravo Lucas

  • @duncaneigg8819
    @duncaneigg8819 Před 3 lety +48

    2:40 Ah a simpler time, when Attack of The Clones was still the worst Star Wars movie.

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight Před 3 lety +18

    5:44 gets me every time...
    "Pawty tyme! Aghwoohoo"
    "Couldn't have said that better myself."

  • @the54car
    @the54car Před 7 lety +1136

    Why the hell are we complaining about Jon reviewing movies now? Who cares what the subject is? I mean regardless of the source material he makes all of his videos pretty much exactly the same. Make comments about the source while showing relevant footage, does some live action comedy bits here and there, some nice visual edits, and that's pretty much his formula whether he's doing games or movies. The man's passion is movies not games, so if he wants to do movie reviews IN THE EXACT SAME FORMAT HE DOES GAME REVIEWS just fucking let him! He works for months at a time and puts a lot of money and effort into entertaining you people, the least you could do is stop looking for shit to bitch about.

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles Před 7 lety +34

      ikr Birdemic is one of my fav JonTrons. Game or movie I don't really care. I think people are just upset because JonTron videos are so few and far between now and we just get movies.

    • @the54car
      @the54car Před 7 lety +8

      CountdownSmiles Well either we wait a couple months or we get a lack luster video in a few weeks. We shouldn't be bossing him around like that it's his channel not ours.

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles Před 7 lety +3

      100% agree, the production quality is great, I wasn't complaining. I was just saying some JonTron fans would prefer a videogame review, these videos take a long time and I think they would probably say a game review would have a better payoff compared to another movie review.

    • @alyanmeraj
      @alyanmeraj Před 7 lety

      IT'S JANTRAN PEOPLE

    • @ranmore30
      @ranmore30 Před 7 lety +6

      I would prefer him to do games, that's why I subscribed years ago, am I not allowed to express an opinion?

  • @nexus5253
    @nexus5253 Před 3 lety +1242

    7:00 gotta admit, this grease remake looks promising

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 Před 3 lety +55

      “Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?”
      “Hold it!”
      (Confused Zipping)

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 Před 3 lety +21

      Yeah, I don't think Jon got the rape insinuation that the zipper thing was.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Soulraven2735 I mean it was kinda implied in the og scene.

    • @screamoneo
      @screamoneo Před 2 lety +6

      more like the Outsiders remake

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 Před rokem +3

      You're thinking of _West Side Story._

  • @BlueBerry-tf7vj
    @BlueBerry-tf7vj Před 3 lety +37

    3:53
    priest: "nothing we can can do will bring Karen back"
    Ever manger alive: Thank god

  • @omahatravis8928
    @omahatravis8928 Před 9 měsíci +9

    ThiS WoOman WaZ HeEt Bi A KaAr, We MuSt geT HeR tO a DoCToR QuiCkLY

  • @ulisesgomez910
    @ulisesgomez910 Před 7 lety +2695

    alright guys, see you next summer!

  • @georgekern7334
    @georgekern7334 Před 4 lety +703

    "Just a couple of us guys around here, nothing strange" his comedy is so on point, its unreal

  • @RandomAticsJR
    @RandomAticsJR Před rokem +5

    JonTron has 6.66 million subscribers, I refuse to believe it's a coincidence that I saw those three numbers together.

  • @definitelynotakgbagent6612

    +15 style points for using a Luger to kill a clown

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 Před 3 lety +2359

    The "Mr. Lee, look out, there's a skeleton behind you" bit is hilarious and deserves more love.

    • @herbswerve9654
      @herbswerve9654 Před 3 lety +8

      Ya

    • @_i_e_g_9393
      @_i_e_g_9393 Před 3 lety +4

      Please at first I thought he was talking about him

    • @jessehammond9710
      @jessehammond9710 Před 2 lety +3

      I just gave this comment its 664th like..just 2 more to go

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 Před 2 lety +3

      I thought it was his mate Peter Cushing.

    • @Pookeroni
      @Pookeroni Před 2 lety +2

      That part of the video played immediately as I began reading this comment. Beautiful.

  • @Froakadoke
    @Froakadoke Před 7 lety +1114

    oh boy it's this year's jontron episode

    • @SQZ02
      @SQZ02 Před 7 lety +31

      this comment made my day

    • @GingerWritings
      @GingerWritings Před 7 lety +20

      And this video made a year!
      Everyone's happy.

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB Před 7 lety +4

      Oh boy if you're wrong and that joke is overused XD
      - watches his actual channel, sees the date on the video before this one XD -

    • @emmafr1edman
      @emmafr1edman Před 7 lety +7

      Froakadoke see you all next year for the next jontron!

    • @tacticaltiger6539
      @tacticaltiger6539 Před 7 lety

      TNT0220 14

  • @GreentextFeverDreams
    @GreentextFeverDreams Před rokem +4

    5:45 not an Australian with a concussion, just Jimmy Nail being Jimmy Nail

  • @ethan7664
    @ethan7664 Před 10 měsíci +7

    This is probably one of my favorite jontron videos ever, and I always find myself rewatching it every now and then

  • @NickOwens
    @NickOwens Před 7 lety +2511

    I'm surprised Jon didn't mention that the first 'Howling' is actually a decent film, and that there are EIGHT of them in total, with the 8th one being released in 2011.
    That being said, this was once again a fantastic video, the production value of JonTron episodes just gets higher and higher, and the comedic timing is always impeccable, great work, Jon.

    • @NickOwens
      @NickOwens Před 7 lety +56

      Also, 'Phantom Menace' is the worst Star Wars.

    • @SuperAngryPacman
      @SuperAngryPacman Před 7 lety +90

      Attack of the Clones is much worse.

    • @caswellweird
      @caswellweird Před 7 lety +3

      120percentNick i don't get how you guys find it funny. this humor is so forced.
      the intro bits like with the clown are funny. but just having him react to bits in a movie is near cringey. when something deserves a reaction then it can be funny, but this is just a drunk history recap of a movie without the intoxication.

    • @SUNRISE.ONTHEROAD
      @SUNRISE.ONTHEROAD Před 7 lety +107

      Tackson Caswell it's his personality man, he's entertaining

    • @quoteraven7407
      @quoteraven7407 Před 7 lety +29

      the first Howling is fantastic, but, of course is directed by Joe Dante not by some casual dude

  • @thotpatrol1342
    @thotpatrol1342 Před 5 lety +634

    I don’t think Jon gets enough credit for his cinematography

  • @charliemason2000
    @charliemason2000 Před 3 lety +12

    13:33 It was for warmth

  • @TheLazyMan94
    @TheLazyMan94 Před 2 lety +7

    "Shouldn't I have been Gandalf?"
    Yes... Even Tolkien gave him his blessing to do so.

  • @cracno1125
    @cracno1125 Před 6 lety +287

    Stirba: we meet again...
    Christopher: for the last time...
    *Christopher wips out light saber*

  • @davidspring4003
    @davidspring4003 Před 7 lety +269

    that awkward moment when Christopher Lee looked younger in movies DECADES after this one.

  • @karma4859
    @karma4859 Před 2 lety +8

    0:42 I do love the intro to this one, especially the city line something or other shot. Mans is lookin’ slick too.

  • @alexwieland-ducher8792
    @alexwieland-ducher8792 Před 3 lety +135

    "From the worst Star Wars movie........" "That one didn't age quite so well." Got to love that pre-TLJ optimism.

  • @MrJmanjj
    @MrJmanjj Před 7 lety +1090

    "Probably shouldn't have left that on while I was gone" *Still doesn't shut it off*

  • @jaceyking5015
    @jaceyking5015 Před 4 lety +826

    18:19 Well _allegedly_ Christopher Lee actually met Professor Tolkien, and Tolkien told him that if they ever did eventually make a movie of his books, he gave him permission to play Gandalf.

    • @uncomfortablecat
      @uncomfortablecat Před 4 lety +16

      Source?

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 Před 4 lety +131

      Uncomfortable Cat he said allegedly, meaning “hey, don’t take this completely seriously, i heard it at the pub or some sh*t.”

    • @uncomfortablecat
      @uncomfortablecat Před 4 lety +14

      @@cardboardhawks6783 LeL
      Thanks.

    • @GuyNamedBarry
      @GuyNamedBarry Před 3 lety +111

      Another fun fact : Christopher Lee witnessed the last public execution in France

    • @PiePierrot
      @PiePierrot Před 3 lety +39

      Dang, if that's true that's pretty interesting. At the same time I kinda prefer him as Saruman lol, he's really good at playing antagonists. Besides I liked McKellen as Gandalf, he did a good job. Still that's super cool if Lee really did meet Tolkien.

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin Před rokem +6

    Not a week goes by where I don't picture the zipper tweeking scene complete with the "Just a couples of us guyssss nothing weird goin on" dialogue. It is my curse

  • @austinmilne1263
    @austinmilne1263 Před 2 lety +9

    That clown bit at the start is actually really funny to me for whatever reason, can't help but laugh seeing it

  • @dakka3495
    @dakka3495 Před 7 lety +569

    *gets out of behind a grave* Hey What's Up Guys, ScarceTron Here...

  • @Theladywiththeblackdress
    @Theladywiththeblackdress Před 7 lety +620

    "Jenny is captured against her will"
    Oppose to being captured at your will?

    • @GingerWritings
      @GingerWritings Před 7 lety +52

      I sometimes get captured by an app service I joined. 5 stars.

    • @Grimgolde
      @Grimgolde Před 7 lety +33

      Well, you see, she was writing her will (because of all these fucking werewolves everywhere) and fell asleep on top it, and then they captured her. The End

    • @GingerWritings
      @GingerWritings Před 7 lety +31

      "Oh, now I get it!
      I don't get it."

    • @andrewwilson5788
      @andrewwilson5788 Před 7 lety +29

      Alcendence Yeah, haven't you ever tried bdsm? Perfect example of a willing capture.

    • @ScreamingBeast
      @ScreamingBeast Před 7 lety +2

      aka "consensual rape"

  • @agh.abolfazl204
    @agh.abolfazl204 Před 7 měsíci +4

    i watch this every holloween

  • @patrickd.397
    @patrickd.397 Před rokem +8

    6:01 the guy in the back looks like when your custom character shows up in a cutscene

  • @woodburn9539
    @woodburn9539 Před 7 lety +324

    Each time Jontron uploads. 20 new forum weapons are born.

  • @zombipl0x
    @zombipl0x Před 7 lety +671

    What the FUCK IS A WEREHOG??!!

  • @tigerlep9
    @tigerlep9 Před 3 lety +21

    6:10 why does that scene seem like it wasn't even part of the movie like one of his asshole friends just threw a glass bottle at him off camera and that was his legitimate reaction lol

  • @SneezyAnus1995
    @SneezyAnus1995 Před rokem +3

    Gid thst pixel art still holds up 6 years later we love ya John

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane Před 4 lety +278

    14:58 two people who have no concept of what a hug is, attempt it after a demonstration from the worlds worst mime.

    • @mrslick8686
      @mrslick8686 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol wtf even was that?

    • @bb-ih9hg
      @bb-ih9hg Před 2 lety +1

      That hug was as bad as the sex scene in American Werewolf in London

  • @Jaydethepirate
    @Jaydethepirate Před 7 lety +877

    Jon is pulling a Josh Peck on us.

  • @curtisblackthorne
    @curtisblackthorne Před 2 lety +16

    Being a game designer who started on sprite animation well done the intro was brilliant it flowed nicely

  • @anaceautistic9447
    @anaceautistic9447 Před 9 měsíci +3

    “We’re going to Transylvania”
    *shows a famous Czech Landmark*
    Like, you can film in a different country but then don’t show the Eiffel Tower if it takes place in Germany 😂

  • @lloyddutchsmiley1147
    @lloyddutchsmiley1147 Před 6 lety +646

    I think watching Jon shoot a clown with a Luger is one of the most random things I have seen.

    • @teddysesh
      @teddysesh Před 6 lety +40

      Haha right. I love how he took off the glove to shoot him, real g shit right there XD

    • @KnoxCarbon
      @KnoxCarbon Před 6 lety +5

      Right, because THAT'S the most random thing Jon's done.

    • @mikesloan3924
      @mikesloan3924 Před 6 lety +39

      It made me so happy that it was a Luger. Literally of all possibly pistols, just solid gold choice for the randomness of the casual clown shooting.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před 6 lety +9

      Which is saying a lot. He broke Mjolnir over Nightshade: The Claws of Ech! and then burned in the sun.

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 Před 6 lety +2

      +Mike Sloan Same. XD

  • @vivus5245
    @vivus5245 Před 7 lety +2628

    People talk about how infrequently Jon uploads, but the wait is what makes the videos special.

    • @mutecase5012
      @mutecase5012 Před 7 lety +7

      very tru

    • @skrullnix
      @skrullnix Před 7 lety +24

      How i feel when i see a new video in my sub box is almost as good as how watching a video feels.

    • @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx
      @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx Před 7 lety

      Rafeeq SO TRUUUE

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Před 7 lety +35

      It doesn't bother me that he takes long to upload because every video is 20+ minutes filled to the brim with quality content jokes and skits.

    • @julianspence6880
      @julianspence6880 Před 7 lety +6

      fuck that shit I want more jontron

  • @adenosine2electricboogaloo647
    @adenosine2electricboogaloo647 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Could it be?!
    The only Christopher Lee-containing movie where his character doesn't die?!

  • @Jacksonmoonstar1714
    @Jacksonmoonstar1714 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The guys all leaning in then cheering 😂😂😂😂 I’m wheezing bro

  • @wanderinghobo4917
    @wanderinghobo4917 Před 4 lety +275

    Holy shit, Christopher lee is gold. This is his best performance. "so you have chosen death." And "twice the pride, double the fall" move over, his best line is now "she is a werewolf"

    • @justanormalweeb204
      @justanormalweeb204 Před 3 lety +5

      The howling 2 was flimed in a live studio audience

    • @gemh89
      @gemh89 Před rokem +1

      Its actually "so you have chosen the way of pain" death is just from the meme. Always annoyed me.

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 Před 6 lety +634

    -Nice costume, kid
    *Kid has mild stroke and leaves*

  • @micheleh2222
    @micheleh2222 Před 3 lety +13

    1:49 hank when he first met tricky

  • @calebschultz9935
    @calebschultz9935 Před rokem +7

    The part where he shot that clown was the best moment in my life. 😂

  • @xBrakit
    @xBrakit Před 4 lety +549

    10:47
    how is no one else talking about this god-tier use of adult link scream
    this shit kills me

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy Před 3 lety +24

      Because that's the actual actor's scream. That's not Link.

    • @Lizzieaftermidnight
      @Lizzieaftermidnight Před 3 lety +3

      @@SomeKindaSpy really

    • @endalore9640
      @endalore9640 Před 3 lety +8

      That so sounds like adult link 🤔

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před 3 lety +7

      I always love a good use of Link screaming. There's something pure about it

    • @kenwynnelson6340
      @kenwynnelson6340 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Lizzieaftermidnight it's the adult link scream.

  • @geordanlemon
    @geordanlemon Před 3 lety +449

    12:15 Blink and you'll miss it, there's a couple of frames that say "KILL ME"

  • @kevo23630
    @kevo23630 Před rokem +5

    The woman turning into a werewolf on tv is the ending from the og howling.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před 9 měsíci +2

    14:10 I still can't get over them showing the Astronomical Clock... which is a famous clocktower in Prague.
    They not only didn't hide that they didn't film in Romania, they highlighted it!

  • @Blackbirdofheaven
    @Blackbirdofheaven Před 5 lety +548

    JonTron body: skinny
    JonTron face: chubby
    Now that's some duality

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue Před 5 lety +51

      Perfectly balanced.

    • @swap6984
      @swap6984 Před 5 lety +39

      Mr Kat
      As all things should be

    • @raccooncat8329
      @raccooncat8329 Před 4 lety +4

      Potato gaming in time you will tell, what it’s like to lose

    • @jakesmiley4745
      @jakesmiley4745 Před 4 lety +2

      @@raccooncat8329
      weight

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 Před 4 lety +13

      It doesn't matter, Jon is always a sexy beast!

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman Před 4 lety +408

    16:04 All jokes aside, you guys did a phenomenal job of recreating that bathroom. That's a lot of effort to go to for one joke, and it's appreciated.

  • @jasperbonez2547
    @jasperbonez2547 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Jon and the boys doing the zipper bit is so good.

  • @NOITY35
    @NOITY35 Před 2 lety +5

    I just really enjoy imagining that Jon carries a Luger for putting down clowns.

  • @codymitchellaudio
    @codymitchellaudio Před 5 lety +1459

    Imagine if this movie was made again and everything was the same but Stefan was played by Samuel L. Jackson.
    [Holds up Silver Bullet] "Motherfucka do you know what this is!?"

    • @lifeofvadim
      @lifeofvadim Před 5 lety +68

      We gonna make a team.
      Let's call ourselves... The Revengers.

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 Před 4 lety +15

      So mace windu and count dooku play the same character?

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 Před 4 lety +5

      Sam Jackson doesn't say "motherf@($er" at least 40 times a minute in every movie, though. There's, as Life of Vadim said, Avengers, of course, then the 2013 logical fallacy Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, and of course, that movie with the Loom of Fate. I forget its name, really.

    • @boxxs1085
      @boxxs1085 Před 4 lety

      This move funny but Samuel would do this move justice

    • @TheNightmareAngelYT
      @TheNightmareAngelYT Před 4 lety

      Is bullet! Silver bullet!

  • @HyperNova0
    @HyperNova0 Před 3 lety +218

    7:00 the most threatening men I’ve ever seen

  • @-.__328
    @-.__328 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Best movie ever best director is jhontron

  • @caiorezei
    @caiorezei Před 2 lety +2

    >Gargoyle stares straight into Jon's soul
    >Jon: "Heihawydoin'?"