a youtuber apology but it's a Salem witch trials accuser
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“I would like to apologize to Tituba and everyone else affected by my actions… but in my defense, Tituba was SUCH a witch.”
🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold🤣🤣🤣
"In my defense, they shouldn't have been doing witchcraft !"
Still almost the same shit here since around late 2017 (same people being accused, same basic ideas, same initial evidence, ...), despite all the hysteria.
Oh I just finish the book and I needed to laugh 🤣
“A topic that is dear to my heart… bullying women I don’t like”
BRO 💀💀
THE GIGGLE I LET OUT WHEN I HEARD THIS 😭
Someone finally said it out loud 🤣
That's really all it was about 😭
Its honestly not that different from Twitter
I knew it! XD
naurr, she should've whipped up a lute and sing a hymn about the follies of the toxic gossip train
What's a train? Is it a sinful device of Witchcraft!? ARE YOU A WITCH???? :0
I was thinking hurdy-gurdy, but that'd a bit old. Even for Salem. 😅
@karolina part two much?
Harpsichord.
toxic gossip carriage
"But I am human...unlike some 😢"
This reminds me of a quote, don't remember the source though "You are not a human... You're a woman!"
@Sloth-tr7bd hahahahaha...ha.... Ummm was this supposed to be funny? I got a really straight face rn · _ ·
@@xSakuraStrawberryxthey were just quoting something they werent tryna be funny ☠️
@@xSakuraStrawberryx being funny wasn't their intention and also humor is subjective 😭
@@msruag I find it strange that anyone would find that quote actually funny but Sakura is having main character syndrome rn
“I happen to be a victim of mass hysteria”
lol. Oh no! How could this have happened?!?
idk, ask the masses
@@MiotaLee They have forks, they have torches... I don't think they're very talkative rn
Well I guess we'll just have to mass produce more vibrators ;)
Blame the arsenic in your wallpaper for an easy way out
No but I thought the ad break was part of the bit and it was gonna a be like "this video is sponsored by the Spanish Inquisition" 😂
"Get 15% off on your indulgence with the code BURNTHEWITCH" 😂
I THOUGHT THAT TOO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY AF
lmfao. genius
That would've been awesome 😂
I really thought that too lmaoo
The sight,the hipocrisy,the gaslighting... perfect performance.
Gas lighting? No they had candles in 1692. They didn’t use gas lighting until the 1800s. 😉
Coal lighting.
@@laurenconrad1799😂😂😂😂
It should've started with her leaning forward and positioning the camera
@@user-bz3kd2mt3u portrait artist*
Didn't actually apologize, clearly she doesn't regret her accusations. Also monetizing on an apology video?? Shameful.
I don't get your toe, but if this is sarcasm then your comment is funny asf
*tone (misspelled mb)
@@margaridavelhinho1478 ...it's obviously sarcasm.
@@margaridavelhinho1478 it is sarcasm LOL 🤣
lol! Perfect comment ❤
@@octopusyogurt1883 ok rude
"No, literally, I'm like two inches taller. You can see it's witchcraft."
Her editor is working for the devil
@@mimimaitri1 🤣🤣
*"You could say it's witchcraft."
My favorite part :)
edit that out edit that out
People in this comments section are being so quick forgive her but please remember that she literally had her neighbour burned at the stake in her last video. She deserves to be cancelled! And if you're not a witch it's not your place to accept this apology!
Lmao, I love how the comments are usually always like this in a CZcams apology video, like normally they aren't wrong but it's usually very repetitive and you captured it perfectly, bravo.
But it's all about context. I mean the potato harvest WAS poor last October. Furthermore something darkened the sky a few weeks ago in the middle of the day! I mean she couldn't PROVE it was her but the daylight has been steady since.
The apology can only be accepted by a witch? What, are you a witch yourself to claim the right to deny the apology? 🤨
I have a VIP Ticket to Hell. Does that make me a witch?
Not burned at the stake, the victims of the Salem witch trials were all hanged, aside from Giles Corey who was pressed to death
This is so unfair! Who hasn't accused a neighbour of witchcraft and gotten them burnt because they were having a bad day! Cancel culture is going too far! We're here for you, queen, when you're ready to lie about women you don't like again :).
Right? I’m so glad we didn’t have social media when I was a maiden accusing my neighbors of witchcraft
"Why am I getting canceled when I am canceling people myself"
Don’t let them get you down, girl! Lie until you win!
minor correction- witches during the Salem witch trials weren't burnt. they were hanged, imprisoned, or, in the case of Giles Corey, pressed to death with stones.
Freedom of speech means if you don't agree with someone, you either discuss it or walk away. Cancel culture is wrong, it's censorship. And as far as making mistakes, he or she who has never accidentally or intentionally hurt someone should cast the first stone. People make mistakes and errors in judgment. She asked for forgiveness and realized her mistake. What more can a person who is equally imperfect ask?
Next video : how to turn your entire town against your enemy + baby reveal
Who is the father
She needs a scarlet letter
@@alexanderguerrero347 the letter "A" specifically!
3rd vid, how to embroider the perfect red A for every outfit!
Pleading her belly to escape jail, good call!
still more genuine than most apology videos 😭
omg this!!
"I didnt know that me accusing her of witchcraft would actually result in her burning at the stake."
"I am Human.....
Unlike some"
but it is going to bother you
I’m surprised that you didn’t include playing the lute in this apology.
Puritans didn't like music lol
Poisonous gossip carriage. Chugging down the trail of misinformation
Poisonous gossip cArriAahaAge
Log rolling over someone's
Reputation
The only thing I've ever groomed is my two brown stallions
'Tis that I'm not a groomer,
Just a loser
"Poison witchcraft carriage..."
@@BronzeDragon133 😂😂😂😂
All aboard!!! Ye Toxic hearsay carriage !
*pulls out a lute*
"The toxic gossip wagon"
“Wheelin down the trials of misinformation🎵”
Ah you beat me to it.
"I will take a break of acusing women of being witches "
2 seconds ago: it was a mistake that my neighbour put a spell on my flowers... but like she did.
“But I am human… unlike some😒”
This is so good the " bullying women i dont like" bit especially had be cackling and you got the two faced crying on point!
"She did though." 😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: my ancestress was one of the accused in Salem village. According to family lore, her grandson was a prankster and LOVED to play pranks on his innocent grandma.
did her grandson received any sort of punishment for that?
Which one?
c'mon you can't just leave us there, tell us more! what happened to her, was she burned? did her grandson receive a punishment a la medieval?
@@Dani_1012
There were no burnings, that’s a European custom. The Puritans hanged witches, with the exception of Giles Corey.
That was a massive prank
"She did tho" 😂 I snort-laughed so loudly I woke my cats.
That was my favorite bit!
Cats? Do you know who usually has cats?
I can already tell this is going to be quite the tearjerker.
Also, I highly recommend watching the film You Won't Be Alone, as it is a great witch origin film.
"I have been a victim of mass hysteria" lol!
Every Karolina video can be described as "The video I didn't know I needed but now can't live without"
Wow, I can't believe people are treating you so unfairly! This mob mentality is so toxic 😞 I wish there were a term for what you're going through, being singled out like this by the haters and then relentlessly pursued and given this out of proportion punishment! /j
The term for that is bully mobbing. Or group bullying. Many companies have rules against it. It's become all too common in our social media culture.
@@henrytjernlund Witch hunt is what OP was going for.
@@henrytjernlund there literally is a tone indicator
@@brook_angel They were also joking I believe.
@@henrytjernlund the term is "witch hunt". that's the joke.
My aunt once did the family tree and to her horror the only person of note was a judge at the Salem Witch trials. Goodie Waddle (spelling varies), he ended up selling up his farm, moving back to the UK and drank himself to an early grave in a small room overlooking Newcastle docks.
Goody was not a first name back then; it was short for Goodwife. The male equivalent was Goodman. That name also doesn’t appear in the list of judges in the records from Salem.
I’m not trying to be contrarian here; but I grew up in what used to be part of Salem, and I know a lot of the history. I’m just curious because this sounds like an interesting piece of history if correct.
@@manderly33 Hoping they reply lol
Elizabeth Jackson (Goodie) Howe
@@sommerblume9671 you too?
🧃
you are a comedic genius "bullying women I don't like" had me before the one minute mark. where is her oscar???
Why is this still more genuine than most CZcams apologies?😂
lmao right, she actually mentioned what she was accused of and slightly proved her fault, youtubers just dodge the topic all together and cry dryly for sympathy
The sigh lmao
I was about to comment the same thing. The sigh that every CZcamsr does at the beginning to indicate that it’s a “serious” video lol
That pause to give what almost looks like a smirk at the end of the video and then using that moment to blow out a candle: filmmaking perfection right there! 😄
The height of parody and satire.
Not the "edit this out, edit this out!"
for a moment i thought the ad was part of the youtube apology and that she was promoting her merch or something 😭😭
"Foul smelling convoy of ill-based lies" when?
Was that basically "toxic gossip train"? 😂
genius
@@samevans1289 Toxic Gossip Train during the period of miasma theory
Girl, I feel you. I have been a victim of mass hysteria as well. I stand with you. #PayThemWitchesNoMind
"unlike some" and blowing the candle out at the end im on the floor!!!
Now I'm kind of curious, did anyone who accused someone of being a witch ever end up apologizing? The most I'm aware of is that a few witchfinders said "We were wrong this time..."
Actually yes. Look up Ann Putnam Jr. She was the only girl who had accused people who recanted. You can read her confession which she gave when she joined the church as an adult. She says the whole thing was a “great delusion of Satan”.
Yes! Look up Ann Putnam Jr.
@@nutkja Yeah!
I wrote a short musical theatre piece about her.
Who would they apologise to? Most people who were accused of witchcraft were killed not too long after, right?
I think everyone in the Proctor family got like 2.75$ from the city in the 60s or 70s.
May your flowers recover swiftly
the fear in your eyes when you said “edit this out edit this out”
"Toxic gossip train,
A one-way ticket to the manipulation station,
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past."
the only thing missing is plugging a snake oil sponsorhip
Just goes to show that even tho hundreds of years have passed it's never too late to say yr sorry.
"I am not the person I was before" is such a cliche at this point 😂
If this were today the media woukd be full of stories about how terribly, tragically painful this experience was for the girls who were getting people killed.
"I am human... unlike some 🥰"
"Turns out lying about my neighbor using black magic to kill my flowers was a mistake..."
Who would have thought?! 😱
She did though
😂
One of the testimonies provided against a witch was that she had given this guy the evil eye which clearly means she caused the death of his cow.
The sponsorship at the end is cherry on top.
Esp when she's killin it in that dress! 💕
love the fact that she sounds like she’s crying but she has absolutely not tears
Having her blow out a candle instead of turning of the camera was *chefs kiss*.
Whoa that dress in the end is so pretty, perfect for spring/summer!
The way i couldnt tell if the sponsor was a sponsor or part of the bit
*"But I am human, unlike some"*
SHE DID NOT- ⚰️
the pitch-perfect cry talking without any tears…..witchcraft 🙅🏻♀️
I get it, but being emotional and having’ cry voice’ with dry eyes is normal and natural. Hate that lack of empathy and that body language pseudoscience has people ruining other peoples lives because they think they’re liars.❤
All that was missing was the part where they promise to "seek treatment" for the addiction/mental health problems they want to implicitly blame their bad behavior on, or at least gain sympathy from. CZcamsrs like this never bother to explain however, why depression and a pill habit would ever cause someone to become racist/a serial rapist/or make a humorous video about that one time they went to a Japanese suicide forest.
I lost it at "bullying women I don't like", amazing - also, the acting was actually convincing here!
Can't belive she added an add to an apology video
"which is...😥 .... bullying women i dont like 😏" HBAHBSHBJDBLAS
Did she turn you into a newt, but you got better? Seriously, brilliant writing and acting especially giving your performance with a straight face
0:02 *pulls out the ukulele*
ALSO your hair looks AMAAAZING!!!! When it went to the ad break, I GASPED. PERFECTION!!!😍
It's a far better apology video than Travis Scott's apology
I think some may have wanted to backtrack on what they said but they'd likely be on the chopping block if they did so.
Ahhh I love the concept, keep it up ! 💕
you even started with the Deep Sigh, absolute perfection
The sigh right at the beginning? You got the energy perfectly!!
the ambulance just took my mom... while i'm waiting this cheated me up a little :')
“and even though I was lying, I was completely correct.”
“I happen to be a victim of mass hysteria” gives off
“I have made a severe and continuous laps in judgment” PERFECTLY ✨👌
"A topic dear to my heart... bullying women I don't like." 🎯
„She did tho” JCJDHSHSHDDJSJAHHAHAHA AAAAA I M WHEEEEZING
Bring out the apology lute
I was half expecting you to pull out a loot
🤣😂 From the deep sigh to the 'taking a break,' this was perfection!
edit this out, edit this out.
XD XD XD XD XD
babe wake up karolinka posted
The sponsored segment at the end is the most accurate part. I love this video.
"Informative videos on a topic that is dear to my heart, which is... bullying women I don't like." 😂
I love this video.
To be pedantic, at least one of the judges gave a genuine apology for the trials a number of years after they ended . He had some good views (anti-slavery), but was blinded by his fervent Protestantism (afraid of Quakers)
Living for this, can't wait to watch
I enjoy these roleplay Pov videos SO much
Abigail from The Crucible if she had a CZcams Channel:
All you wanted was that sweet, sweet, property!
I feel that this apology is missing something...perhaps a little tune about a hazardous locomotive played using a certain musical instrument that has strings.
the toxic gossip stagecoach
"I am a victim of mob mentality"
Oh that's rich
Omg all the cuts,, the crying without any tears, I can't- TT
Not going to lie, but this is very accurate, and also I may not entirely know how they would have acted if they were held accountable back then, but I can very much assume they would have acted like this as well.
The toxic gossip carriage.. riding down the road to misinformation. (taken from another great reply on this video)
"and lying about my neighbor using black magic to poison my flowers was a mistake. she did though."
I was expecting for her to pull out the Archlute
"De Harmful Tattle Caravan"
At the end you should have pulled out a ukulele and started singing lmao
"She did though." LOL! 😂
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HOW DID YOU THINK OF THIS JKLJFKL;DGJDSGS
You know its a good appology video when it starts with a sigh
Haters will say this apology is fake
*RANDOM GUY HERE* I genuinely LOVE the dress you are modelling at the end, very feminine and the fabric drapes beautifully
It's always the heavy sigh in the beginning 😭
Girl, you're a riot! I listened to your podcasts and I'm totally hooked
How festive!