And I thought Yassified Pinocchio couldn’t get any worse..

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  • čas přidán 22. 03. 2022
  • What the FUCK did I just watch?!
    What is the animation?!?? The lip syncing, Pinocchio, please stop talking for god’s sake shut up, actually don’t I take that back, you’re a blessing to the world even though you’re straight 🤥 /j I don’t hate straight people
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  • @ruffswami7853
    @ruffswami7853 Před 2 lety +39170

    Ah yes, my favorite part of Pinocchio where he says “skidi skidi skidi skidi” before proceeding to jump out a window, such a classic.

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 Před 2 lety +108

      99th like. I wish I was the 100th haha

    • @jn.r
      @jn.r Před 2 lety +310

      It is a known Pinocchio character trait

    • @Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit
      @Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit Před 2 lety +116

      @@jn.r yeah honestly imagine not knowing

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 Před 2 lety +7

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @Itz_Yasszi018
      @Itz_Yasszi018 Před 2 lety +69

      Honestly the "Proceeding to jump out of the window" Sounds so out of context-

  • @shipper-of-heart8898
    @shipper-of-heart8898 Před 2 lety +16894

    -"Daddy"
    --the nod
    -'SK DEE SK DEE SK DEE'
    -The fact that they just didnt use a stock sound of a horse and had someone just make the sound

    • @JosueAguilar_01
      @JosueAguilar_01 Před 2 lety +787

      What is that sound though? I thought it was Pinocchio just being weird.

    • @creativekitties2741
      @creativekitties2741 Před 2 lety +117

      @@JosueAguilar_01 Me too

    • @seyyednaqvi6760
      @seyyednaqvi6760 Před 2 lety +117

      that wasn't a horse sound

    • @shipper-of-heart8898
      @shipper-of-heart8898 Před 2 lety +421

      @@seyyednaqvi6760 what is that "Nnnn hh hhh" at the end? it sounds like an attempt at a horse neigh

    • @ChyoMommuh558
      @ChyoMommuh558 Před 2 lety +211

      @@shipper-of-heart8898 It is an attempt at a hoarse neigh

  • @LaZarusXtnct
    @LaZarusXtnct Před 2 lety +23618

    They were clearly laughing the whole time making this movie. They had to be.

    • @dominic0900
      @dominic0900 Před 2 lety +5

      the entire studio was high on crack when they made this

    • @killapeopola3125
      @killapeopola3125 Před 2 lety +107

      @Tim Brown no

    • @udbegTheOg
      @udbegTheOg Před 2 lety +43

      @Tim Brown no

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 Před 2 lety +162

      @Tim Brown are you using someone elses pic to make fun of them?

    • @cjthehaasman9954
      @cjthehaasman9954 Před 2 lety +218

      Apparently there's another English version of this movie that's basically just a standard kids film. But then Lionsgate dubbed over the voices with People like Pauly shore giving us this hilariously bad masterpiece.

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y Před 2 lety +948

    that “i knew you wouldnt say no” sounds so sinister 💀💀💀💀

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před 9 měsíci +22

      THANK YOU 😭 i WAS LIKE "OH MY- DUDE, WHAT DID THAT DEMON BOY DO TO YOU"

    • @ZAND4TSU
      @ZAND4TSU Před 3 měsíci +4

      I know it's a late reply but yeah pretty much sinister sum's it all up.

  • @oceanman4413
    @oceanman4413 Před 2 lety +16205

    There is no hatred in Geppetto's eyes. No sadness, no disappointment, only death.

    • @JaamKidd69
      @JaamKidd69 Před 2 lety +431

      This is the scariest shit i've ever read in a yt comment section

    • @shgsu9503
      @shgsu9503 Před 2 lety +151

      @@JaamKidd69 im legit in tears right now 😭🫥

    • @alekxcsc
      @alekxcsc Před 2 lety +285

      Pinocchio: Thank you DADDY I knew you wouldn't say no!
      Gepetto: 👁️👄👁️

    • @tokimaki
      @tokimaki Před 2 lety +12

      What's a 4000 Lifepoints Ocean Man?

    • @oceanman4413
      @oceanman4413 Před 2 lety +15

      @@tokimaki It's a small price to pay to say "NO"

  • @WilhelmWilder
    @WilhelmWilder Před 2 lety +6062

    Gaynochio: "what would a boy made of wood sound like running?...IVE GOT IT...SKIDDEE SKIDDEE SKIDDEE SKIDDEE"

  • @regretz4276
    @regretz4276 Před 2 lety +412

    Why does he just randomly go “SkEDEEze SkEDEEze SkEDEEze!”
    Makes no damn sense

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze Před 2 lety +310

    In case anyone was wondering: the VA, Pauly Shore, was a 90s comedy star known for making incoherent noises and saying words in weird ways. That was his entire gimmick and apparently he never changed it

  • @Future336
    @Future336 Před 2 lety +30921

    “Thank u DADDY I knew you wouldn’t say no “- fruity Pinocchio

    • @Im.Smaher
      @Im.Smaher Před 2 lety +283

      Molestation

    • @antoniocasias5545
      @antoniocasias5545 Před 2 lety +139

      What the him hah are you 2 talking about?

    • @Jayyyyy_slayed
      @Jayyyyy_slayed Před 2 lety +30

      lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +42

      today someone commented i should delete all videos :( people can be so mean. but i dont care. i know im the best. i never give up. i am age 80+ and will never stop. thanks for caring, dear who

    • @jonacaren2860
      @jonacaren2860 Před 2 lety +193

      Skedy skedy skedy skedy

  • @betryl3669
    @betryl3669 Před 2 lety +20772

    The little nod Geppetto gives him kills me, he just looks so completely done with him

    • @biblefae
      @biblefae Před 2 lety +16

      LMDOA

    • @abe-kun
      @abe-kun Před 2 lety +95

      They didn't have enough budget to pay Tom to talk in that scene

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 Před 2 lety +135

      Geppetto is regreting creating Pinocchio

    • @yuiopqwert2172
      @yuiopqwert2172 Před 2 lety +30

      @@sirpixel7945 who wouldnt

    • @Killjoy45
      @Killjoy45 Před 2 lety +85

      "Yes, just GO already!"

  • @Comrade_Jason
    @Comrade_Jason Před 2 lety +138

    Isn't Pauly Shore like 50 now? It's such a bizarre casting choice. But fuck it's funny.

  • @Lynn_Andersonn
    @Lynn_Andersonn Před 2 lety +98

    “I’m straight” 🤥

  • @amimiramimis
    @amimiramimis Před 2 lety +9566

    truly a cinematic masterpiece it makes me want to **skidiskidiskidi** off a cliff

  • @joshinthesauce4636
    @joshinthesauce4636 Před 2 lety +56922

    The fact that he called him daddy isn’t the only problem. It’s those NOISES he made before jumping out the window

  • @OldJohann
    @OldJohann Před 2 lety +37

    "Great adventures await!"
    *His mouth proceeds to say those words in no less than 50 syllables*

  • @MRworldEtIkA
    @MRworldEtIkA Před 2 měsíci +10

    my favorite part is when he's yappin "skibidi skibidi skibidi toilet" before unpolitely jump outta the window

  • @andreadamon2197
    @andreadamon2197 Před 2 lety +23482

    I love how extreme the voice acting is vs how casual and nonchalant the animation is 😂

    • @fangirlfanatic7075
      @fangirlfanatic7075 Před 2 lety +643

      I thought I was the only one who noticed 😂
      The expressionless faces are killing me

    • @polar6066
      @polar6066 Před 2 lety +106

      its a dub (not the og one)

    • @andreadamon2197
      @andreadamon2197 Před 2 lety +311

      @@polar6066 The emotional intensity is still way off compared to the animation

    • @ceerie7487
      @ceerie7487 Před 2 lety +79

      Now I really think they did it on purpose to give the movie a lot of attention lol

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 Před 2 lety +65

      Jepedo just nodding like: " yup, sure okay son I don't wanna deal with this level of twink anymore so just, sure go."

  • @aliyahstinard3038
    @aliyahstinard3038 Před 2 lety +31457

    "Skedew, skedew, skedew, skedew..."
    It's like the voice actor's just having fun with it at this point

  • @shiftyshinings1273
    @shiftyshinings1273 Před 2 lety +14

    The groan on "daddy"…

  • @iforgotmynameagain9512
    @iforgotmynameagain9512 Před 2 lety +7274

    This looks and sounds like an early 2000s barbie movie how did this come out this year

    • @t.k7729
      @t.k7729 Před 2 lety +305

      the best description for this omg

    • @red-pet-dead
      @red-pet-dead Před 2 lety +598

      Don't insult the Barbie movies like that

    • @freykiva3887
      @freykiva3887 Před 2 lety +441

      2000s Barbie's are the bomb what are you talking about?
      "She sounds like a deodorant" is iconic af

    • @Daria-Morgendorffer
      @Daria-Morgendorffer Před 2 lety +41

      What they say and what they look like are 2 different things :p

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 Před 2 lety +129

      @@freykiva3887 don't forget "for the record I do wash my clothes"

  • @Eggs_hatching
    @Eggs_hatching Před 2 lety +30472

    The voice actor gave them gold. its not his fault the animation could not keep up

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn Před 2 lety +1219

      I feel like they made the movie like this on purpose so they could draw in more movies than they would if the movie was just regularly bland.
      And honestly, I respect the hustle.

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick Před 2 lety +315

      I never would see the day that any would say anything along the lines of Pauly Shore being a national treasure but here I am reading reading that very same thing.
      I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 Před 2 lety +232

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn people love a good trainwreck

    • @asianblockguy
      @asianblockguy Před 2 lety +192

      the voice actor turned crap into gold.

    • @TotallyNotAToastOrAnything
      @TotallyNotAToastOrAnything Před 2 lety +114

      Oh my god right- honestly the VA knew what they were doing and done it right

  • @NikoZguri
    @NikoZguri Před 2 lety +45

    the fact that Russia thought it was a great idea to hire PAULY SHORE (a man in his mid 50s) as the voice of Pinocchio (a literal CHILD) just adds to the hilarity. it's like they were basically asking for a fruity Pinocchio the entire time.

  • @mwahbeverly
    @mwahbeverly Před 2 lety +10

    He literally moves like a Sims 4 character, absolute perfection.

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 Před 2 lety +7886

    Everyone seemed to be focused on the fruitiness of Pinocchio but why tf no one comments on how out of sync the animation and voice acting is, this is a HUGE mess

    • @Sweet4Swirllix
      @Sweet4Swirllix Před 2 lety +747

      true tho, he just went "😮😐😮"

    • @moemoii3094
      @moemoii3094 Před 2 lety +582

      It's because the original is not in English. It's a dub

    • @infravalktexas
      @infravalktexas Před 2 lety +193

      This is for the English dub

    • @cardinull5761
      @cardinull5761 Před 2 lety +132

      @@moemoii3094 whats the original language?

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Před 2 lety +31

      It's because flamboyant men are very hated, animators are cool

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte Před 2 lety +52412

    I like how the model for Pinocchio doesn’t even look like a puppet. They clearly took some generic kid model, slapped a wooden texture on it, and said “yeah that’s good enough”

    • @Relic58
      @Relic58 Před 2 lety +2088

      To me, he looks like an animated kid version of Logan Paul.

    • @thedude7737
      @thedude7737 Před 2 lety +311

      @@Relic58 logang gang

    • @timsmith7858
      @timsmith7858 Před 2 lety +106

      And it was

    • @VioletsOnMars
      @VioletsOnMars Před 2 lety +26

      @@Relic58 rol!

    • @Astronopolis
      @Astronopolis Před 2 lety +185

      Looks like this is after he became a real boy

  • @boogiemanbumblebee
    @boogiemanbumblebee Před 10 měsíci +13

    We watched this when it came out and my partner would not fucking stop quoting this bit for days after

  • @evandavis7
    @evandavis7 Před 2 lety +16

    The fact that Tom Kenny's character was completely silent makes me wonder how many lines he actually has in the movie.

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour Před 2 lety +10911

    The fact they specifically requested pauly shores makes me believe that fruity Pinocchio was 100% intentional

    • @britneynguyen1348
      @britneynguyen1348 Před 2 lety +213

      To be fair, he’s a well known voice actor with a lot of popular characters up his sleeve like SpongeBob so maybe they chose him for his name and title in the industry. Or maybe you’re right 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @JKBisms
      @JKBisms Před 2 lety +557

      @@britneynguyen1348 No, that's Tom Kenny, who played Geppeto. Pauly Shore is pinocchio.

    • @shortcatofficial2137
      @shortcatofficial2137 Před 2 lety +13

      I mean, free ads right?

    • @Randomperson-lc4le
      @Randomperson-lc4le Před 2 lety +85

      @@JKBisms i kinda love how pauly shore voiced Bobby Zimmeruski from a goofy movie

    • @mentalheadphones
      @mentalheadphones Před 2 lety +8

      @@Randomperson-lc4le and that one guy in Biodome

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados Před 2 lety +23353

    I love how absolutely exhausted he sounds when he hugs his "daddy". Like he's almost saying "Thank you director, I knew you couldn't bear this line any longer!"

  • @AyEmEl
    @AyEmEl Před 2 lety +13

    "Why is no one talking about _?"
    Literally everyone: Proceeds to dissect and discuss every single aspect of this short clip-.
    DeeSkideeSkidee, Daddies. A very merry Skidee, indeed...

  • @COMINGFORYOU-ov1tx
    @COMINGFORYOU-ov1tx Před měsícem +8

    Skibidi toilet foreshadowing.

  • @oliviadoodles_
    @oliviadoodles_ Před 2 lety +26429

    i feel like at this point their just rolling with fruity pinocchio. they saw all the memes and said, why not go all out.

    • @eeguy3848
      @eeguy3848 Před 2 lety +1189

      They already knew they were going all out😼. In the original TikTok that they made with the trailer they put “ Yassified Pinocchio” so they knew LMFAO 😭😭

    • @levibarns7576
      @levibarns7576 Před 2 lety +549

      They found out they get more revenue from people viewing their memes than watching the actual film LMAO

    • @jonathanbojorquez8395
      @jonathanbojorquez8395 Před 2 lety +36

      They're*

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Před 2 lety +251

      not to hate on your comment but they finished the movie long before it became a meme so no they didn't keep rolling with anything. voice acting is usually done long before a trailer will even come out 🤣🤣

    • @8AKI47
      @8AKI47 Před 2 lety +8

      There's no fruitiness in him 😞

  • @EpicVoiceShitposting
    @EpicVoiceShitposting Před 2 lety +3966

    VA: "GREAT ADVENTURES AWAIT!"
    Animation: "Great adventures.. yeah whatever."

    • @bocanthandlethis
      @bocanthandlethis Před 2 lety +31

      GREAT ADVENTURES- nom nom

    • @Blossomadorable
      @Blossomadorable Před 2 lety +18

      I mean, it’s a dub, so the words don’t match up perfectly.

    • @EpicVoiceShitposting
      @EpicVoiceShitposting Před 2 lety +34

      @@Blossomadorable Bro it's a 2022 movie
      Like a movie that's gonna get played in theatres...

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 Před 2 lety +27

      @@EpicVoiceShitposting and it’s not made by a small studio or something 💀

    • @tylociraptor8131
      @tylociraptor8131 Před 2 lety +2

      @@EpicVoiceShitposting It's a russian film, so it's been dubbed.

  • @nightanddae7533
    @nightanddae7533 Před 2 lety +4

    -Says "daddy"
    -Doesn't elaborate
    -skidi skidi's away

  • @grumpy_the_innocent8234
    @grumpy_the_innocent8234 Před 2 lety +3

    What did I just witness?

  • @themonkeofthenorth7826
    @themonkeofthenorth7826 Před 2 lety +5004

    this guy is actually a great voice actor. they are TELLING him to voice it like this

    • @minoadlawan4583
      @minoadlawan4583 Před 2 lety +192

      Yeah Pauly Shore voiced Bobby from the Goofy Movie

    • @Jack75188
      @Jack75188 Před 2 lety +151

      @@minoadlawan4583 the sequel was unironically his best role to date

    • @crackityjones1184
      @crackityjones1184 Před 2 lety +51

      or he knows the movies gonna be shit and is taking the piss

    • @PavitrStan4Life
      @PavitrStan4Life Před 2 lety +16

      OMG what??? No. no. no. no.

    • @megatitsonyaface
      @megatitsonyaface Před 2 lety +30

      @@minoadlawan4583 CHEDDDDARWIZZZZARRRRD

  • @LazyQueen
    @LazyQueen Před 2 lety +11700

    *When I saw that scene for the first time, I had to legit pause the movie and stare at the wall for 5 minutes, so I could regain my sanity again.*

    • @nani0logy
      @nani0logy Před 2 lety +267

      same here. I could feel my ancestors' shame.

    • @youi3916
      @youi3916 Před 2 lety +56

      I know this comment is a joke but I wouldn’t be surprised if it actually happened

    • @LazyQueen
      @LazyQueen Před 2 lety +56

      @@youi3916 it actually kinda happened tho lmao- (not for 5 minutes but still)

    • @keepongoin3386
      @keepongoin3386 Před 2 lety +10

      Oh god😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 Před 2 lety +9

      Relatable

  • @decidueyefan3844
    @decidueyefan3844 Před 2 lety +7

    I thought I would have to wait for the fruitiness but nope immediately just got smacked in the face with "thank you daddy"

  • @ChloeKruegerSenpai
    @ChloeKruegerSenpai Před 2 lety +6

    Pinocchio: *Skidi Skidi Skidi Skidi*
    Scatman: *Im a Scatman*

  • @calhof991
    @calhof991 Před 2 lety +15445

    I love how he didn’t even need to say anything when he was getting on the horse because his face wasn’t visible, yet the animators made the conscious golden decision to make him have a verbal seizure lol

  • @ColinPatrickxo
    @ColinPatrickxo Před 2 lety +18606

    the combination of "thank you daddy" and the "eeSkideEESkidee" as he jumps out the window fuckin sent me, this is terrifying

    • @spyritsolz
      @spyritsolz Před 2 lety +365

      I can confirm that I too make SKIDESKIDESKIDESKIDE noises whenever I jump out of windows.

    • @ColinPatrickxo
      @ColinPatrickxo Před 2 lety +63

      @@spyritsolz same. Every time.

    • @lesterfourie3456
      @lesterfourie3456 Před 2 lety +12

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @amarimacd12
      @amarimacd12 Před 2 lety +81

      As fruity Pinocchio, I can confirm that I go eskideeskidee whenever I jump out a window.

    • @vens3830
      @vens3830 Před 2 lety +42

      The "AHKA" at the end of the "skide" is KILLING me 😂😂

  • @TZER0
    @TZER0 Před 2 lety +6

    “What has cinema been missing without the addition of skidee skidee skidee?”

  • @Lwhale.3797
    @Lwhale.3797 Před měsícem +3

    2022 Pinocchio: skidi skidi skidi
    2024 Gen Alpha: skibidi skibidi
    Coincidence? I think not.

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 Před 2 lety +12402

    If anyone didn’t know, “skidiskidi” is actually a gay mating call.

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope Před 2 lety +294

      Really or a re you joking

    • @spyritsolz
      @spyritsolz Před 2 lety +1425

      I’m now going to flirt with my fellow gays by screaming “SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE” in their faces. It works every time.

    • @teumeato
      @teumeato Před 2 lety +321

      💀💀 I can confirm

    • @lucinda_null
      @lucinda_null Před 2 lety +752

      BUT WAS HE SAYING THAT TO THE HORSE?

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 Před 2 lety +669

      @@lucinda_null what can I say, Pinocchio likes a stud

  • @tiablue9106
    @tiablue9106 Před 2 lety +26697

    me watching the trailer: "well at least he called him 'father' and not 'daddy'. that would've just been too easy"
    me watching this: "fuck."

    • @vallaby2042
      @vallaby2042 Před 2 lety +1454

      I don't know that "FAAAAAATHEEEEER!!!" Was pretty fruity already...

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Před 2 lety +427

      Why did Americans make father figures a sexual thing? That's just gross

    • @MMMikuruBeam
      @MMMikuruBeam Před 2 lety +166

      I think it's on the nose

    • @phucnhahuynh4477
      @phucnhahuynh4477 Před 2 lety +134

      @@MammalianCreature you mean English-user

    • @jozimastar95
      @jozimastar95 Před 2 lety +63

      @@MammalianCreature like you can make eniythink
      if you call me jjjoooozzziiii masssttaarrr it would be suspicious too

  • @BruhManReviews
    @BruhManReviews Před rokem +1

    I can’t stop replaying this

  • @HawaiianBoy808
    @HawaiianBoy808 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The way he said "Thank You Daddy" sounded so dirty. 😂
    And the "Skideee Skidee Skidee Skidee" I thought he was trying to sound like a VSCO Girl lmao. 😂

  • @justmoosethings
    @justmoosethings Před 2 lety +2886

    …this movie was made as a joke, right? There’s no way they could’ve made a movie THIS BAD on accident…right? RIGHT?!

    • @okay8458
      @okay8458 Před 2 lety +123

      Has nothing to do with the dubbing, the animations and just the dialogs itself, the script horrribbbbleeee

    • @reddrahvett623
      @reddrahvett623 Před 2 lety +44

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 bro, wasn't it the studio itself that suggested the voice actor? I have a feeling this runs deeper than just a poor dub tbh

    • @supernova9563
      @supernova9563 Před 2 lety +26

      it’s lgbtq representation made for children

    • @christopherbrice5473
      @christopherbrice5473 Před 2 lety +40

      @@supernova9563 okay man I hope you got your tin foil on tight tonight because we're on our way 🏳️‍🌈

    • @shadetee234
      @shadetee234 Před 2 lety +5

      Shark Tale exists and it shares the same vibes as this movie

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel Před 2 lety +21319

    To the people who actually sat down and watched this movie in it's entirety,
    I salute you. It takes real guts to get through such an ordeal.

    • @the_honored_one_06
      @the_honored_one_06 Před 2 lety +297

      I've seen worse so it's not that bad lol

    • @ilovewritingessays2017
      @ilovewritingessays2017 Před 2 lety +189

      @@the_honored_one_06 fr, it actually seems enjoyable

    • @ProdVegas569
      @ProdVegas569 Před 2 lety +81

      I actually kinda liked it

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 Před 2 lety +267

      The hardest choices require the strongest wills

    • @Ghostface1998
      @Ghostface1998 Před 2 lety +189

      @@ProdVegas569 did you actually like it or were just laughing of how bad it was

  • @professorchimp1
    @professorchimp1 Před 2 lety +2

    This film is a cinematic masterpiece.

  • @BobbyBearStudios
    @BobbyBearStudios Před 2 měsíci +3

    "SKIDI SKIDI SKIDI SKIDI" *jumps out the fucking window*

  • @definitelynothughgrant9616
    @definitelynothughgrant9616 Před 2 lety +4120

    LMFAO WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS LITTLE “SKIDISKIDISKIDI”

    • @alexavier1696
      @alexavier1696 Před 2 lety +74

      I had no idea what that even was

    • @eldiegoetc9257
      @eldiegoetc9257 Před 2 lety +59

      -IDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDE- RUSSIA! HOHO!

    • @catherinie
      @catherinie Před 2 lety +12

      LLLLAKKA HAHAGH

    • @miyukidawn9803
      @miyukidawn9803 Před 2 lety +23

      @@alexavier1696 thank you. The horse sound is clearly voiced by a human. But why the skidee sound

    • @void1041
      @void1041 Před 2 lety +18

      Everybody is Talkin bout it xD

  • @acesinger6092
    @acesinger6092 Před 2 lety +4997

    “Thank you daddy”
    They knew what they were doing. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

    • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
      @mitthrawnuruodo1730 Před 2 lety +116

      How could they not!😂😂😂

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 Před 2 lety +155

      That is actually true. The choice to give Pinnochio a drag queen drawl was made deliberately...

    • @baha6743
      @baha6743 Před 2 lety +60

      "I knew you wouldn't say no"

    • @keyscored3710
      @keyscored3710 Před 2 lety +73

      They literally did
      The official tiktok account of the creators of this movie, lionsgate, uploaded a clip of the movie called "the yassification of pinnochio"
      it was intentional.

    • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
      @mitthrawnuruodo1730 Před 2 lety +12

      @@keyscored3710 no, you’re Lying!!😂😂🤣

  • @me-5797
    @me-5797 Před 2 lety +72

    Forget the "skedeeskedeeskedeee"
    Why isn't anybody talking about that strange LACKAH he makes while jumping out the window
    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, I'M OBSESSED

    • @me-5797
      @me-5797 Před 2 lety +4

      @Blueish I read your comment and I can't stop hearing "RUSSIA" now lol maybe when he said "great adventures" he meant war, help

  • @earthwormlen36
    @earthwormlen36 Před 9 měsíci +2

    “Thank you daddy” 💀

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Před 2 lety +6750

    I feel like they knew midway through production that the movie was gonna suck, so they just went all-in.

  • @kat_draws__
    @kat_draws__ Před 2 lety +36204

    fruitiness aside. can we talk about how bad the animation genuinely is? him hopping on the horse is SO SLOOWWW

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Před 2 lety +2005

      It's pretty clear by now that the entire team working on this had absolutely no interest in doing so and they know that this is shit XD
      I mean the animations ten years ago were much better.

    • @tezereth
      @tezereth Před 2 lety +503

      Maybe they were forced to work on the movie

    • @AParticularlyPointySoldier
      @AParticularlyPointySoldier Před 2 lety +1088

      It’s not THAT slow. It just doesn’t look natural. The lip syncing is the real issue here.

    • @niallscottanimation
      @niallscottanimation Před 2 lety +569

      As an animator it makes me sad this is seen as bad
      Alright it's maybe not quite Pixar/Disney and comes over as a bit sluggish but Id say it's more of an issue with the scene/direction overall, you have the fruity overdub that doesn't sync, the animation that seems to be for a much more subdued original voiceover, a slightly stiff character design and thus an overall incongruence of pace it the scene.
      As for the animation overall for that moment I'd find it hard to be too critical. It's smooth, maybe a bit lifeless but still well executed for the purpose of getting the character A to B, again, presumably for a much less manic original russian VO

    • @gamingchannel7488
      @gamingchannel7488 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/0YGVE9KKo8M/video.html

  • @jae9552
    @jae9552 Před 2 lety

    i cant stop replaying this

  • @snifflesdreemurr1843
    @snifflesdreemurr1843 Před rokem +2

    Watching this scene with your eyes closed hits WAY different.

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick Před 2 lety +8021

    What makes it even better is that the voice doesn’t match up with the lip movements, so it just looks like the voice actor is doing his own thing😂

    • @AngelDustMyBel0ved
      @AngelDustMyBel0ved Před 2 lety +292

      mans freestyling😂😂

    • @quinntaylor1170
      @quinntaylor1170 Před 2 lety +515

      It’s a Russian film lmao. It was made with Russian voice acting and they just poorly dubbed it

    • @AvaWdoesvids
      @AvaWdoesvids Před 2 lety +343

      @@quinntaylor1170 very poorly 💀💀💀 my mans really said ‘ski di ski di’

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell Před 2 lety +14

      @@quinntaylor1170 ohhhh

    • @quinntaylor1170
      @quinntaylor1170 Před 2 lety +25

      @@rhettmitchell I watched it last night and it’s atrocious! I wasted $6 renting it

  • @rachii6687
    @rachii6687 Před 2 lety +31118

    At this point.... I'm still not sure if the creators wanted to make Pinocchio childish and naive... Charming and adventure loving (which would explain the deep voice he has) .... Or sassy/fruity.... Becuz right now, he looks like a combination of all those 3 and not a good one...... It's like they just couldn't DECIDE... 😶

    • @kittens_arecute
      @kittens_arecute Před 2 lety +299

      I thought you said creatures

    • @rachii6687
      @rachii6687 Před 2 lety +61

      @@kittens_arecute :o

    • @kittens_arecute
      @kittens_arecute Před 2 lety +29

      @@rachii6687 imao

    • @RoachDoggggJR
      @RoachDoggggJR Před 2 lety +274

      The fact the studio picked Pauly Shore of all people makes me think they are genuinely trying to make a joke of it

    • @vltraviolence7640
      @vltraviolence7640 Před 2 lety +61

      He has a voice of a 30 year old man. Wtf do you think?

  • @bimgus3907
    @bimgus3907 Před 2 lety +1

    I can’t wait to see this in theaters

  • @TriniGamerGirl7
    @TriniGamerGirl7 Před 2 lety +2

    Geppetto looks like he regrets letting him go.

  • @cupio-stardust
    @cupio-stardust Před 2 lety +1505

    He sounds like he’s reading the script for the first time.

    • @fineaswine5863
      @fineaswine5863 Před 2 lety +55

      If he was reading it for the first time and acted like THAT...

    • @pumpkinhills7611
      @pumpkinhills7611 Před 2 lety +3

      Tidtudtu yup!

    • @anawfulperson
      @anawfulperson Před 2 lety

      it’s pauly shore lmao.

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 Před 2 lety +6

      Pinochios VA really just went off screaming and nobody corrected him. I blame the translators and the voice director.

  • @AlbitaChica
    @AlbitaChica Před 2 lety +7125

    I want to see this movie so badly. It looks so awful but the laughs I'm gonna have watching It are sure worth It 🤣

    • @mr.meeseeks5127
      @mr.meeseeks5127 Před 2 lety +59

      Where can I find it? It's not on any of my streaming services.

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld Před 2 lety +31

      Where can I watch it for free? Cant find it unless its russian

    • @katie.hin.1318
      @katie.hin.1318 Před 2 lety +3

      Kimcartoon has it, I believe

    • @raiyne8089
      @raiyne8089 Před 2 lety +43

      Sadly, I’m here to say that they unfruitied Pinnochio in the final cut. Im sorry my gays gals and and other people who fit under the LGBTQ2SIAA+ umbrella pals.

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 Před 2 lety +75

      @@raiyne8089 bruh as a gay...lgbt fuckin what

  • @maddyjane3937
    @maddyjane3937 Před 2 lety

    Absolutely incredible, I honestly can't wait

  • @emeraldsmith569
    @emeraldsmith569 Před 2 lety

    The voice acting is immaculate

  • @owlface5023
    @owlface5023 Před 2 lety +2011

    Lyrics:
    Thank you daddy
    I knew you wouldn’t say no
    Let’s go Tybalt!
    Great adventures await!
    Askidskskidskskidiskidi LACHA
    HAHA!

  • @Ivory81
    @Ivory81 Před 2 lety +1658

    Also the horse is called Tybalt and anyone who has read Romeo and Juliet should know that he’s one of the fruitiest characters

    • @thescruffinator8830
      @thescruffinator8830 Před 2 lety +32

      I'm pretty sure that's only in the modern retelling.

    • @dededeleted4793
      @dededeleted4793 Před 2 lety +132

      @@thescruffinator8830 *Gnomeo & Juliet Intensifies*

    • @onesoggychip
      @onesoggychip Před 2 lety +29

      I have no idea why but your right
      love tybalt 8/10 my favorite Romeo and Juliet character

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko Před 2 lety +9

      I knew I was not alone!
      I haven't even watched the movie

    • @Ivory81
      @Ivory81 Před 2 lety +82

      @@thescruffinator8830 no trust me. As someone who had to read and study the full play for school, I can confirm he’s just as fruity in the original. Also I feel like you may be thinking of yassified Marcutio from the 90’s version

  • @creepypastadetective315
    @creepypastadetective315 Před rokem +2

    I feel like Pauly Shore did all this quirky stuff with his voice on purpose 👁👁

  • @edgyboi728
    @edgyboi728 Před 2 lety +2

    0:08 ..wow he really just said [loud annoying cicada in anime]

  • @astrangerontheinternet5500
    @astrangerontheinternet5500 Před 2 lety +1945

    Imagine if he lied and his nose curves instead of growing straight.

  • @seang7578
    @seang7578 Před 2 lety +7168

    Honestly I feel like they knew the movie would be a flop and opted for “Okay we’re gonna make it bad in a way that it’s funny to watch and make fun of” instead of “Okay we’ll just do the same thing and make it the most boring shit you ever did see”
    Honestly I respect it if they did decide on it that way

    • @uu2379
      @uu2379 Před 2 lety +239

      So basically the ghost stories eng dub?

    • @Darklord-uo3re
      @Darklord-uo3re Před 2 lety +162

      I think that's exactly what happened. What kid or adult has ever said, man I wish they redid pinochio? I don't know a single person who even saw the original, shit I only know him from Shrek

    • @Kiilluah
      @Kiilluah Před 2 lety +95

      Crazy but, they didnt. I watched the movie yesturday and this scene is voiced differently. Like he says that line without emotion and there was no "skidee skidee GACHA" when he jumped out the window. I was so disappointed.

    • @alexiaplayz
      @alexiaplayz Před 2 lety +10

      They had to go the gay way

    • @AmberyTear
      @AmberyTear Před 2 lety +37

      You give these people WAAAAY too much credit...

  • @THINK_OF_THE_CHILDREN
    @THINK_OF_THE_CHILDREN Před 2 měsíci +1

    That one kid at school who never frikin shuts up:

  • @tintedpalette653
    @tintedpalette653 Před 2 lety +3058

    This honestly looks like a blast to watch, hits that sweet spot of “so bad it’s good”

    • @crematorium8134
      @crematorium8134 Před 2 lety +53

      Indeed it does

    • @turkishjanitor3666
      @turkishjanitor3666 Před 2 lety +79

      Pauly Shore just pulled off the most Wiseau-worthy performance ever in an animated movie

    • @4nt0s
      @4nt0s Před 2 lety +23

      Idk about you but I think it's so bad that it's bad.

    • @crematorium8134
      @crematorium8134 Před 2 lety +31

      @@4nt0s the only part that made me laugh so far was when he was running towards the horse say skido skido skido

    • @user-qx8vo8dz2w
      @user-qx8vo8dz2w Před 2 lety +2

      Not really

  • @Rice_Wolf
    @Rice_Wolf Před 2 lety +1463

    I remember seeing a comment on the original trailer saying there was a 99% chance or something of Pinocchio saying “daddy” and we can worry even more since that person was correct

    • @case6668
      @case6668 Před 2 lety +61

      There’s no way they don’t know what they’re doing lol

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld Před 2 lety +8

      Do you know where can I watch this one for free? I cant find unless its russian

    • @case6668
      @case6668 Před 2 lety +2

      No clue, sorry

    • @blackhole7668
      @blackhole7668 Před 2 lety +6

      Lol it was me! 😂

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld Před 2 lety +18

      Bro Im watching the movie right now and he didn’t say daddy, he said “dad or father” instead. Also they removed the fruity parts, especially the “father when can I leave to be on my ooown” :(

  • @yerintaem
    @yerintaem Před rokem +1

    The fact that they reviewed all of this and still said “Yeup. This is it.”

  • @destinyfoxx4842
    @destinyfoxx4842 Před 2 lety

    This the really just made my day😭🤚🏾

  • @fanendey
    @fanendey Před 2 lety +1585

    The lipsinc all over the place, the exasperated line when he calls him daddy ans the sound fx being way too loud.
    It's all so chaotically perfect

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 Před 2 lety +28

      the movie is originally russian

    • @OdaKa
      @OdaKa Před 2 lety +1

      The out of sync might be a youtube thing

    • @Covill
      @Covill Před 2 lety +15

      It’s a Russian movie with an English dub. That’s why the lips don’t sync.

    • @fanendey
      @fanendey Před 2 lety +2

      @@Covill it's still funny tho.

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox Před 2 lety

      @@kryse4806 oooh that makes sense

  • @MrMochi-nl1zb
    @MrMochi-nl1zb Před 2 lety +356

    “Dee-skidee-skidee-skidee” - what totally normal humans say before mounting a horse

    • @Currently_Fangirling
      @Currently_Fangirling Před 2 lety +31

      Yep, I take horse riding lessons weekly and I can confirm that’s exactly the sound I make before mounting

    • @animemicheal
      @animemicheal Před 2 lety +5

      I mean, Pauly shore is a known weirdo, he just makes these kinds of noises in everything.

    • @dionabutshemakesplaylists
      @dionabutshemakesplaylists Před 2 lety +4

      @@Currently_Fangirling do you say "LAGHA" while you mount the horse?

    • @Currently_Fangirling
      @Currently_Fangirling Před 2 lety +1

      @@dionabutshemakesplaylists ya know, it usually sounds more like, “LACKHA” but yeah pretty much the same

    • @dionabutshemakesplaylists
      @dionabutshemakesplaylists Před 2 lety +2

      @@Currently_Fangirling If I ever ride a horse I'll remember to say "LACKHA" as I get on. Thank you for the knowledge.

  • @chloe._.
    @chloe._. Před 2 lety +2

    The breathlessness with which he says "Thank you, daddy" deserves more attention

  • @fletcherhamilton3177
    @fletcherhamilton3177 Před 2 lety +2

    That barely polite nod that Geppetto gives him 🤣

  • @50blessings52
    @50blessings52 Před 2 lety +581

    *Someone* wasn't paid enough to give a crap about the movie

    • @gryla5290
      @gryla5290 Před 2 lety +28

      Someone tried to fuck this up

  • @Jbriizle
    @Jbriizle Před 2 lety +4613

    It’s giving miraculous when the mouth don’t match the words 💀
    Edit: ik miraculous has dubbing translations but like even when they make random noises (all dubs) their mouths don’t move

    • @mynameisjack0618
      @mynameisjack0618 Před 2 lety +81

      That’s just a result of bad dubbing

    • @holywatersquirtgun3172
      @holywatersquirtgun3172 Před 2 lety +181

      At least Miraculous has the excuse of translation/dubbing inconsistencies
      This movie is just straight up bad

    • @cashm5455
      @cashm5455 Před 2 lety +49

      @@holywatersquirtgun3172 same with this movie, it was originally in Russian

    • @minilamma4879
      @minilamma4879 Před 2 lety +25

      Miraculous wouldn't match because the original cast is French. This doesn't match because it is just straight up bad

    • @cashm5455
      @cashm5455 Před 2 lety +37

      @@minilamma4879 original dub was Russian for this, so same issue, doesn’t excuse much of the bad animation though

  • @ybntz6642
    @ybntz6642 Před 2 lety

    this scene is what’s making me want to watch it 😂

  • @BethBurping-bh6qm
    @BethBurping-bh6qm Před 14 dny

    I unironically love this

  • @m2p096
    @m2p096 Před 2 lety +392

    everything about this:
    -he called geppetto daddy
    -lip sync is shit
    -the noises he makes before jumping on the horse

  • @staudinga
    @staudinga Před 2 lety +510

    The contrast between the extra-fruity "skidi skidi skidi skidi" and the "LACHA!" that sounds like he coughed up a bit of his lung is what kills me.

    • @mehya3266
      @mehya3266 Před 2 lety +12

      LMFAOOOO THE WAY YOU PHRASED THIS MAKES IT SM FUNNIER

  • @squidnuggetnar450
    @squidnuggetnar450 Před 2 lety +3

    “grEaT aDvEnTuRes aWaIt!
    SkEskudEskUdEskuDee”
    -Fruity Pinocchio, 2022

  • @dody2661
    @dody2661 Před 2 lety

    Thaaaank u, d a d d y 😩 im flatlining

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind Před 2 lety +960

    Geppetto is the real puppet. A souless husk of a man who has lost all will to live. Without a sense of purpose, he faces everyday by going through the motions with overwhelming apathy. He simply let's the world determine his fate, for that is the only thing left for him to look forward to.

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld Před 2 lety +17

      They freaking removed that part, even the "father when can I leave to be on my own "

    • @shesakillerquinn
      @shesakillerquinn Před 2 lety +16

      Same, Geppetto. Same.

    • @SamuraiKai
      @SamuraiKai Před 2 lety +11

      I love you sm for this AHAHAHAA

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, but if I gave him a bucket of silicone, I bet he could make real magic happen.

    • @orchestraoverseer9426
      @orchestraoverseer9426 Před 2 lety +9

      Apathy is worse than death because a rotten corpse at least can feed the insects and the beasts

  • @coffeesimp6492
    @coffeesimp6492 Před 2 lety +474

    this is the same style of english dubs that are just naturally incredible. The kinds where the voice actors just don't give a single fuck about the content and are just doing it for fun. Like the Ghost Stories of film. Incredible.

    • @LizzieBunny
      @LizzieBunny Před 2 lety +29

      No that's totally what I was thinking, it's so much like Ghost Stories it's great how bad it is

    • @rebeccadavis3185
      @rebeccadavis3185 Před 2 lety +4

      Ghost stories 2 wrath of the haunted (gay) puppet

  • @willz8092
    @willz8092 Před měsícem +2

    "thank you *DaDdY* , I knew you wouldn't say nO, now, Lets go tybalt! Great adventures *AWAIIITTTTT* , SKI DEE, SKI DEE, SKI DEE SkI DeE SKI DEE *agressive sneeze* "
    when he said that, i felt it.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind Před 11 měsíci

    The fact this version actually played at my cinema for a weekend is absolutely hilarious.

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 Před 2 lety +435

    Its nighttime and "Thank you daddy" will be in my nightmares thank you very much

    • @coldhaixx1905
      @coldhaixx1905 Před 2 lety +11

      If you close your eyes and listen to it. It's way worse

  • @outofcontextallen3408
    @outofcontextallen3408 Před 2 lety +379

    Surprised no one has mentioned the noise he was making while running lmao

  • @YourContentSucks.
    @YourContentSucks. Před 2 měsíci +2

    Director: "ok, we need a comedian...somebody funny, but not funny enough to be busy or too expensive. Also someone who's ok voicing a f*g."
    Pauly Shore: "YeeskideeSKIDEESKIDEE"

  • @techwiz81
    @techwiz81 Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that they didn’t use a stock horse neigh and instead had a human make the noise is *chefs kiss*

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz Před 2 lety +403

    fun fact : even the voice actor for Pinocchio question the movies maker's decision when they approached him with the role.

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 Před 2 lety +21

      when Pauly Shore questions your weird ass movie
      you know there's an issue

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 Před 2 lety +1497

    It's just incredible that this is the voice acting they went with, and then made the plot revolve around him falling for a woman. No way in Hell is fruity Pinocchio even remotely attracted to females in the slightest. The mere thought of shaking hands with a being that doesn't have testicles probably makes him nauseous.

    • @BabyFoodChewer
      @BabyFoodChewer Před 2 lety +26

      They guy that voices him talks that way and he’s straight

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 Před 2 lety +56

      @@BabyFoodChewer to some degree I feel bad for him. Everyvody clowns on the way he voices the character and, if you say that's his voice, I don't think there is mich that even voice directing could have done.
      It's still kind of funny though...

    • @Rere-wt8et
      @Rere-wt8et Před 2 lety +72

      @@BabyFoodChewer Didn't Pauly Shore come out as gay though? Let me check.
      Update: apparently he did "come out" in a post on social media, but people are still unsure what sexuality he is. He apparently dated a guy after dating like, 6? 7?? different women. But he never married so that could be also a rumor. I honestly don't really care whatever he identify as, or who he dated, because in the end we are here for this absolute shitfest of voice acting. Let's rejoice

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss Před 2 lety +1

      😂

    • @BabyFoodChewer
      @BabyFoodChewer Před 2 lety +78

      @@Solanin0803 don’t feel bad he’s a comedian. He’s not just some clueless voice actor that doesn’t know he’s doing a bad job. He’s well aware that it’s a low budget movie he’s just having fun