The new “Pinocchio: a true story 2022”movie is a disaster💅✨
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I can’t believe I wasted an hour from watching this movie 💀😭
YESS ABBYYY
@@swoopylotus4574 yass
Yah sure!!!!!
PLEASE DO PRIYA OR TYLER NEXT
Did you do Priya or Tyler yet? If so I would love to see them 💖
I feel like the voice actor knew this movie was gonna be horrible so he Decided to make it better with his voice acting
Like a so bad it’s good situation
Lol exactly
it sounds like a drunk abridged version
@@fakeemail6815 It really does
The voice actor is the same as the one friend from the goofy movie, the one that sounds like he’s on a constant high
I almost feel like the English VA’s knew the movie would be terrible, so they intentionally went overboard with the voices in hopes of making it a “so bad that it’s good” situation
this movie being the next ghost stories is a hot take I can live with.
knowing that Pinocchio is voiced by Pauly Shore I think that's true
Me and my friends are watching it tonight so their marketing strategy worked
well it kinda worked
Nahhh they can't compete with the Bee Movie
Why is no one talking about the "I'M A BOY AND I'M ALIIVEEE" line, the delivery was a masterpiece 😂😂😂
rick sanchez vibes
@@kryschtIm Pickle RIIIICK!!
obsessed with bella's line delivery and the fact she's the only one pronouncing "Pinocchio" correctly
looks Italian
It is? Or is it that you're referring to the voice actress of blue hair@@estherbesleeping
@@Anonymous-zw9ud to the voice actress
The people who thought this was a good idea should be fired and blacklisted. Except the voice actor. He clearly knew how shit this was.
He's a genius tbh
Incorrect. Let the make more, I want more of this.
@@diegoescobar5654 yeh i would be lying if i said im not interested to what other abomination they can create except the va dude's fine
No no make more so we have new meme materials
It’s so bad it’s good
the voice actor for pinocchio 100% carried the movie
Tom kenny was insane
@@Kormit15420 isn't it Pauly Shore?
Yeah...pinnochio was pauly shore....tom kenny was only voicing daddy i guess
@@GengUpinIpin tom kenny voices geppetto and fruity pinocchio is voiced by pauly shore which also voiced Bobby for the extremely goofy movie
CHEDDA WIZZY
the voice actor didnt carry shit this movie would be better if pinocchio didnt even have a voice at least then it would be more bearable
"Mama Mia, A WOODEN BOOYYY!" - A talking cat wearing clothes.
Good point
And carrying a gun!
Talking tom
"Pinocchio you're alive!"
"I guess so 😒"
idk if its just me but he sounds either bored or annoyed when he talks 😭
"my name is pinnochio 🙄🙄"
IT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVY SARCASM
bro you guys don't have to like a comment just because its verified
And it’s out of sync
@@lia-wk8uf idgaf that they're verified I just think its funny
@@lia-wk8uf Bro not everyone liked the comment because of that check mark
The movie feels like a highschool play were all the actors were forced to participate and they barely remember their lines 💀 the passion, the expressions, the acting, is gold
That's a good way to describe it ☠☠
At the moment the likes on this comment are 911 and that's what i'm gonna have to call after watching this movie.
Literally XD
Well it is made in Russia.
If this ain't me
Pinocchio had more chemistry with the horse than with Bella in the entire movie
Budget was distributed like:
-1% on design
-1% on voice acting
-98% on Bellas Hair
Lol 😂
"BYE DADDY- BYE BYEE-" HAS ME DECEASED 😭💀
HAHAHA SAMEE
@@kmariaa4716 ITS SO FUNNY AND FOR WHAT 💀💀💀
The most fruity sentence ever spoken
Same
it sounded adorable
The budget was distributed like:
- 10% to the design department
- 5% to the voice actors
- 85% to Bella's hair animation
So true lol 😭
Her hairrr thoguh
Lol more like 200% Bella’s hair animation
Lmao
ikr whats her hair made out of??
When I heard "Pinocchio" won the Oscar for best animated movie, I knew exactly why, and this video proves it. 🗿
LMAO
LMFAOOOO
The "skiddie skiddie" got me💀💀💀💀
I heard that Pinochio's voice actor intentially gave a fruity performance just to make this movie memable and not be forgotten. I personally don't think it's true, but I like to believe it is.
I don’t think he intended that either, but the actor definitely loves the memes that came out of it XD
The REAL mystery isn't how a wooden puppet came to life, its how the actual heck he ended up with a girl.
I mean it’s Pauly Shore. Comedy and not being serious is his thing.
Shore sounds like this all the time, I love the memes but I don't think it was made on purpose
i mean the creator did actuallly make a tik tok where he lip sincs to the fruity voice
I love how Pinocchio is getting shot for being a wooden boy by .... a fat talking cat
I know. I saw that happen and I thought about it too much. It was too funny
Have you never been shot by a cat before? This guy lol
WHY DID HE SHOOT PINO
ITS TOO FUNNY PLS-
Nah it’s Tom from wish 😭😭
The live-action movie doesn't hold a candle to this masterpiece.
"FATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE ON MY OWNNN😝😫 I GOT THE WHOLE WORLDUSSY😫"
I love how everyone is trying to be serious and Pinocchio is just…Pinocchioing
You made me laugh. Thank you. :3
@@candyflossbunny8855 glad to hear🥲
* pinnocc”hoe”ing
I never thought I would read the word "Pinocchioing" ever in my entire life but oh well, here we are... Lol
I tried keeping a straight face, couldn't when he said daddy
Watching a wooden boy scream “I’M ALIVEEEE” like Frankenstein with Pauly Shore’s voice before ragdolling onto the floor was one of the highlights of my year.
2:24 guy to the left looks like neighbor from hello neighbor😭
If you ever feel stupid, just remember that the writers listened to the main character’s voice audition and thought: “yeah bro this is it”
Well more like the directors and producers or the apparent lack of
They actually sought him out specifically!
They looked for him!
Probably he knew the movie was gonna be bad and had a great idea to make it more memorable
Omg 💀
There is no way his voice actor wasn’t drunk when they recorded this.
True lmao 🤣
I think this is his actual normal voice 😂
@@julia2453 I heard that he voiced Bobby in the Goofy Movie.
@@crawaii6302 same but he did WAY better in that. I can't believe this is an actual movie bc the animation of the modals is so off from the speaking and it bugs me in every video I've seen
@@Skronkly It's because it's a dub? The original is in Russian
Why is absolutely nobody's talking about the line 'im... bwELLAH' 1:28 ahhahajzjajzj i can't with that line agausgweucged 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tom Kenny goes from voicing Geppetto to voicing Mussolini in another Pinocchio movie. Epic
I’m pretty sure the directors made the movie terrible on purpose cause they knew we’d laugh about it and make it even more popular then what it should’ve been lol
lmao that reminds me of how Sonic’s design for the sonic movie was horrible to attract attention, but at least it was good not like this-
@@waitaminute-113 The details on the fur... they shit surely costed a lot for that attention
Except the sonic movie had the money to fix it’s issues. This movie did not lmao
Or maybe it's their plan to get the people of the internet to do it for them after watching it in frustration. "Man even I could do that better! Actually you know what, I AM going to do it better!"
That’s it, that’s the whole movie
The "ugh, I guess so" was the cherry on top. This proves the actor knew how shitty the movie was and that he could at least become a meme
I’m crying omg yes
Lol yes
Aw goshdarnit why can’t I just die in peace
We did not ask
@@n.e.r.d.2213it's been a year but shut up
WHO TF thought that man's voice could fit a supposedly innocent and naive boy.....???? please I'm sure they made the voice dubbing so weird and funny on purpose
0:27 “wHen CaN i LeAve tO bE oN mY oWn..”
He is the perfect example of people who pretend to be gae to get the girl.
Idk why but this had me rolling!
Hes definitely pretending to be straight
@BL Dontmatter BUH BYE, AHAHA
"tHanK yOu dAdDy"
no no, this is actually the opposite
The movie was so horrible it was actually funny 💀 The way he said “Fatherrrrr, when can I leave to go on my ohhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwnnnnnuuuuhhhh, I got the whole worldussy 😩💅🏾“
Omgg I agree bestieee 😭😂😂
Wait , the world sussy?
@@spotdvm11 world to see sometimes sounds like worldussy
"LES GOH TEABOLT"
Fuck the worldussy
For those wondering, yes, the entire film is worth watching. It made me laugh, so I caved. It's so weird, it's good.
I enjoyed it too
Yeah. But I know that there are two English budding. And I can't find this one with fruity voice 😭
The other one is not worth it 🫠
I genuinely would love to see some behind the scenes for this movie 💀💀💀
they fricking forgot the main part about pinocchio . HIS NOSE , THEY DIDNT PUT ANYTHING ABOUT THE "nose grows when pinocchio lies"
I think because it's mix of original and "russian Pinocchio"
Because disney pinocchio is not the only one
@@deadumbreon2512 DreamWorks did it too.
Hey, remember that this is the true story of pinocchia
@@BILLCIPHER8 that doesnt mean disneys version n dreamworks version of pinnochio r the original pinnochios
the og pinnochio was a little bicth that was constantly being abused
I think the most unrealistic thing about this movie isn't the cg....its that pinochio is straight
Apperently he is just European.
@@piotrcarafa7993 well is he gay or European???
@@Bestname_Ever There, right there!
@@Bestname_Ever Gay or just exotic
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
The person who voiced Pinocchio made me laugh the whole time😂
2:08 that is a horrendous noise
the whole budget went into animating that girl’s hair
its giving bratz
no lol I feel like the hair was done in 10 minutes
@@iwakeupandboomimarat Bratz vibes
except for that one scene i think they ran out of budget and just made it look like a head of lettuce ngl
Hair physics is a thing you know they dont have to do much animating hair wise
I like how Pinocchio’s dad is like “your to unusual for the world.” And then…BAM a talking cat wearing clothes
True lmao
@Oggloid villainous you really cant expect nothing else from a weird movie like this. its so bad that it is good. and the only person who lifted it was Pinocchio. that wooden boy just carried it.
@Oggloid villainous weirdly enough, the cat and fox were from the original story
Don't forget the talking horse 🐴
Armed with a gun too 😰
This feels like it's made by the south park creators as a joke
It's actually a russian cartoon
“ivE GOt The WhOlE WoRlD ✨DUSSY✨”
HIS LAUGH IS SO FUNNY 💀💀💀
Ikr 💀
IKRRRR
@@kmariaa4716 THIS MOVIE IS A WHOLE FEVER DREAM
@@Daniabd WHY DID HE LAUGH LIKE THAT
@@swoopylotus4574 IDK ITS SO FUNNY THO
You’re laughing. He’s got the whole worldussy and you’re laughing.
Ok
ok
ok
Ok
Ok
The voice acting is so amazing 😍😍😍
that be me returning from the dead: ughhhhh!!! and also his “I guess so”
😂😂😂
this movie would’ve been so much more acceptable if it was made in like 2012 or something
So true lmao
2012 animated movies had much better animation quality than this
@@PolishGod1234 yeah, feels more like early Barbie movie animations with terrible voice acting.
@@Lustie this movie honestly should have been on CZcams instead lmao.
I think you mean 2007
It's mesmerizing to see how every other voice actor gave soo much seriousness and feelings to their characters compared to Pinocchio, and then there's Pinocchio... 🥵🥵🥵
Wtf are these emojis
remove the "compared to Pinocchio"
He's a wooden boy with wooden acting
Father when can I leave to be on my owwwnnnn
@@user-ot3eu6ri9i I've got the whole world to seeee
I like how the talking cat was offended by the wooden boy's existence
"Mamma mia! A wooden boy?"
-Talking cat in clothes
this honestly had potential to be a decent remake, if only they fixed:
*The voice acting of pretty much the entire cast
*The sequence of the story
*The weird unecessary sounds they decided to keep for some reason
*The questionable dialogue
*The animation
*The desig-
yea on second thought, maybe this movie really was bound to fail lmao
They need to fix everything lmfao
Fix everybody’s worst acting except for Pinocchios because why not
"skDKsKdKSkDk"
Get rid of everything except for gay Pinocchio.
@@nik0sleepii yeah exactly lmao, it was bound to fail just from the trailer release alone
Pinocchio’s voice for the whole movie just broke me
*Fr.*
Its kuzco
Emperors Groove lama
You watched the whole movie?!
when a mobile game cutscene loads properly but it still sucks
when he says "bye, daddy! bye byee" i imagine him doing that up and down wavy thing with his hand u know?
How are y’all acting like this isn’t an absolute masterpiece
It is masterpiece
Not a mistake
It's not a masterpiece, it's a mistake
Spam this in the replies
Edit: I said, spam!
@@MariOmor1 skidee skidee skidee skidee
@@azukabany skidee skidee skidee skidee
"yEs tible, I have a SPECIAL most TrEasUred dream~" was the sussiest thing tbh
" Thank you daddy " was the second
lmao his horse wasn't the only thing he rode💀💀💀💀
@@lucaswb7387 DAMN BYEHSD
@@lucaswb7387 😈
He truly said 💅
I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THE ANIMATION GIVES ME ONE OF THOSE 2012 BARBIE MOVIE VIBES 😭💅
Someone really listened to and edited this audio and said “nothing is wrong here”
Edit: the way he woke up from being dead and said “oh yeah, guess so” sent me
Yes, nothing is wrong here 😂💀
"Oh yeah guess so 😒"
"Yeah, it's good enough, they wont notice."
Ikr that was the funniest bit 🤣🤣
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
Guys, if this didn't exist we wouldn't be laughing at how stupid-funny this is.
*lEt it bEeEeEEeEeE*
That’s not the point. What about the little children that can relate to him but now feel they are being made fun of….? Why do we find loopholes for everything that is wrong. To show your children…
@@heybye614 when you try to stand up for a garbage ass movie 😂
@@heybye614 wtf is that suppose to mean? Man is just talking right now.
@@eoindenniston2611 no I’m not standing up for it lol. That’s my point!!!!
Wow y’all are slow… Y’all really read only to reply stupidity . It’s sad.
I swear I cannot believe that movies like this are still being made
The "bye daddy" "bye bye" had me laughing and I rolled out of bed Making a loud thud and it's 2am
I unironically love the "I'm a boy and I'm aliiiiive! Ugh" and "Deeskiduskideskidee" lines lmao
He sounds so drunk when he says "I'M A BOY AND I'M ALIIIIIIVE!" xD
Pinocchio: (opens door) 'it's just me'
Bella: 'Pinocchio, you need to listen to me (Pinocchio shows up flowers) I have to tell you something. I don't even like you! (slams the door)
Deadpool: 'now that's just lazy writing'
They spent all there money on Bella’s hair they forgot about everything else- 💀💅🏻
I swear, the animators deserve to be fired out of a cannon for not matching the animated lips to the actual voices.
Someone in the comments said that it was actually originally Russian so I think that’s why the mouth doesn’t match the English voices! 😁
it's an English dub...
Isn’t it the job of the script writers for dubs to match the lips to the dialogue as well as they can? Put the script writers in the cannon instead
@@_kaleido no...that's not their job. I've never seen a single dub where the lips match.
@@kmariaa4716 the studio put as much planning into this movie as Putin did with Ukraine
Tom Kenny was the embodiment of the one responsible kid that does all the work on the group assignment while everyone else does nothing productive.
Edit: Also Pinocchio's voice actor is Pauly Shore, and I can't think of a better way of him being introduced to the current generation than this beautiful masterpiece no one asked for.
You’ve got no time to be productive when you’re a boy and you’re Aliiiiive!
😆 So true!
UR LYING I THOUGHT THAT WASNT TOM IM CRYINH
I was wondering why I recognized Pinocchio’s voice but I couldn’t think of who it was
Yess! 😆 ....i actually wanna watch this now.
Pinocchio's actor sounds like he was held at gunpoint
Me and my friends watched this movie while drunk. It was.. an experience
“Skideeskideeskideeskidee”
-Walmart brand Pinocchio, 2022
Helpp 😭🤣☠️
The fact that in Collodi's Pinocchio, the blue hair girl is litteraly the blue fairy (she can change her apparence: in the first part of the story she look like a little girl, and in the second one she look like a woman) and Pinocchio sees her like a sister and, after the change, like a mother figure 💀
Edit: guys, you crazy. It passed just a day from my comment and it has 3000 something like. Chill 😂
Ohh wow I didn’t know that! But making her as Pinocchio’s love interest now seems weird 😂
What kind of relation is this...?
@@hoba_ yeah...
Pinocchio & Blue Fairy actually sounds like they could have a fun relation ship that in itself could become either a good love story either of lovers or a mother & son with the right writing...Though the way you explained it having both...Ah heck, I'm watching this film for the chaos anyways.
@@MrGamernova Same tho
The laugh was the best thing on here
I just can't get enough of the potential the voice actor portrayed Pinocchio hahaha we gon sassy 🥴💅🏼
I feel like the voice actor was having ✨FUN✨. Like thought “fuck this, I’m gonna make him interesting” and nailed it
Interesting?
That's his real voice though 😭 I genuinely think he tried but just gave up and they used the first take of whatever he thought of.
sadly not, thats pauly shore's real voice
Yeah definitely nailed it
It's the same character he portrayed in 95% of his movies for the last 30+ years.
“BYE DADDY”, KILLS ME 😨😭
💀samee bestie
@@kmariaa4716 💀
@@kmariaa4716 was this movie secretly sexual in some sussy way and I didn’t noticed-? Everytime I hear him say daddy I feel horrible lmfao
Pinocchio:*dies?*
Pinocchio:*Wakes Up as a real boy*
Geppetto:Pinocchio?
Pinocchio:ugh….yeah, I guess so.
All these different accents + awkward pauses between character dialogues just killing me 💀
0:58
The fucking “dideee skidee skidee skideee” kills me everytime 😂😭
She sounded like a child who barely knows how to read when she said "I'm... Bella... May I know... The name.... Of my savior?"
He sounds wasted and she sounds like she hasn’t left the house in 3 years
Also the way she moves her hand like she attempted a curtsey but gave up halfway. I love how some of the voice actors are trying to match their voices to the Russian lip sync so it sounds absolutely abysmal.
I guess the VA doesn't get paid that much LMAO
Lmaoo you forgot the line where the horse says "All these clowns, and the only clown I see here is YOU, Pinocchio"
I think that if the voice lines were transferred to a different animation style, like 2d animation so they could more expressive, it'd actually fit well.
Considering this was originally dubbed in Russian, it’s likely we got a ghost stories situation where the voice actors just got high and decided to have fun.
Except here the jokes aren’t funny and it’s just ironically hilarious for the wrong reasons.
Best way to save a horrible script is to Ghost-Stories it. Works every time
@@enevy3165 Ghost Storiesing things is like, the best way to save any script. It can even make things better, take Real Time Fandub for example, where they Ghost Stories whatever they’d like
Ghost stories killed me😂😭
What does to ghost stories something mean?
@@Kertisy its an anime which flopped in japan so for the english dub they basically just fucked around and made it really funny
Literally the most cinematic masterpieces ever made! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💖
edit: bruh 1.9k?!??!???!??!?! KJHDGF
AHahahaha yasss✌️💀
Pls 💀😭
The cat doesn't hesitate AT ALL, it was on sight! 🤣🤣🤣
Pinocchio is decently wholesome… I just feel as if he says his lines weirdly…
The animation and plot seem terrible and don’t get me started in the voice acting
@Illusionista *I get your point. Overall it was your opinion. But fr the lip sync wasn't that much sync at all 💀*
@@fishcrackers461 there’s actually no lip sync bc it’s a dub! The original was in Russian. I wonder how that version was…
No he has the kuzco accent kingdom of sun and emperors new Groove again
Omg, Bell's voice acting is even worse than Pinnochio's.
Exactly, this girl takes like five seconds to get her lines straight 😂
WhAt hAve YoU dOne..yOu kIlLed Him!
At least Pinnochio's voice is funny.
Pinocchio making Pauly Shore noises as he leaps out the window is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
1:58 he was js trying to be straight for once give him a break girly pop 🙄
1:35
“mAmA miA! A wOodEn bOy!” *shoots him*
Me: you’re a talking, Italian cat with a *gun!* How is that not more worrying?
I thought he said "It wouldn't be"
Don’t forget he’s standing on his 2 legs and wearing clothes
That cat is a psycho. He uses an italian phrase with a southern accent and guns down Pinocchio in cold blood.
The best part is there was no logical reason to do so 😭👍
"Pinocchio?"
"uh yeah, guess so"
that line sums up the entire voice acting experience of this movie
Kuzco
This Pinocchio reminds me of Jack Pop as the guy whose humor hasn't changed till 2016.
This might be a bad version, but it was so bad, it was good. Made me laugh 😭🤣🤣🤣
1:03 I didn’t know the horse could talk, so I thought Pinocchio started puberty right then and there 🤣😂
OOP I DID TOO,,
Lmao ikr 😂
it’s animated like a mobile game ad.
THIS IS EXACTLY IT 😂
Hmm
Lmao why is this so true!? 😆
Even the mobile game ads like Merge Mansion are better animated and look better than this lol
@@LegendarySparantus not to mention this masterpiece czcams.com/video/TR7fe5EdKtw/video.html
I swear whenever I hear this i wheeze for about 10 minutes without stopping, i did so again
Unironically leagues more entertaining than Disney's remake.
The va sounded so exhausted he sounded like he doesn't want to voice pinocchio at all 😭
And the animator made pinocchio like a real boy not wooden puppet make geppetto looks sus like why would an old man wanted that wooden boy model huh🤔😳
Tbh yeahh he does sound like he’s so done with this movie
He’s voice acted before so it’s just so funny
Pinocchio's attitude at the beginning 😂 Omg what is this??? I'm laughing SO hard 🤣🤣🤣
💀✌️bestie sameee
I'm a boy and I'm aliveeeee 💀💅🌸🌸
Its kuzco
Emperors Groove tries Pinocchio