This Pinocchio Trailer has Ended Me

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  • čas přidán 1. 02. 2022
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    A new Pinocchio movie trailer has dropped, and what makes it special is the fantastically cringe voice acting from Pauly Shore. This movie is totally bound to not be a rolling tire fire. Here's my reacting commentary thingy.
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  • @BradleySmithYoutube
    @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +3597

    Thanks for checking out my video! Are you gonna watch this abomination when it releases?

    • @theconductoresplin8092
      @theconductoresplin8092 Před 2 lety +59

      Yt recommended me this
      Good vid

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +63

      @@theconductoresplin8092 very awesome! Glad you stayed after you clicked! 😁

    • @cmaej28
      @cmaej28 Před 2 lety +53

      I told my daughter to tell her dad she wants to see it during his next visitation. That will teach him for making her wear leggings at a swimming pool. 😈

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +26

      @@cmaej28 great revenge!

    • @xoolig2844
      @xoolig2844 Před 2 lety +11

      I’ll wait for you to watch it for me

  • @sprmssvblckhl
    @sprmssvblckhl Před 2 lety +3477

    they had the audacity to make him a twink AND make his heterosexual crush an entire plotpoint

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +671

      It’s gonna be a third act plot twist when the girl is just a beard for Pinocchio

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire Před 2 lety +360

      @@BradleySmithCZcams And then Pinocchio learns not to lie to himself about his sexuality.

    • @eplcmeme420
      @eplcmeme420 Před 2 lety +212

      Gay Pinocchio with internalized homophobia-

    • @fifiannisa9639
      @fifiannisa9639 Před 2 lety +167

      Maybe the twist gonna be his nose grows when he confesses to the girl

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před 2 lety +22

      @@eplcmeme420 being straight is homophobic?

  • @heatherlory99
    @heatherlory99 Před 2 lety +10896

    The most unrealistic part of this movie isn’t the shitty animation or plot, but the fact that Pinocchio is straight

    • @cookedpotato
      @cookedpotato Před 2 lety +763

      He's probably pan
      He hasn't met the right boy yet 😉
      (Edit):
      Apparently there's a fight in the chat
      WARRRR!

    • @rainbowclouds5988
      @rainbowclouds5988 Před 2 lety +185

      @@cookedpotato uhhh sooo true 😏😏😏

    • @secretname2093
      @secretname2093 Před 2 lety +66

      Uhm wtf Pinocchio IS straight

    • @meera1356
      @meera1356 Před 2 lety +431

      @@secretname2093 he is literally not tho. He is the definition of gay, as if his voice and physical appearance isn’t already an obvious sign

    • @victorthecommentator408
      @victorthecommentator408 Před 2 lety +847

      @@meera1356 nah i think he is not gay or straight
      he's wood

  • @MariWakocha
    @MariWakocha Před 2 lety +1036

    "Are you made of WOOD?!"
    "Yeah... is that a cat and a fox behind you?"
    Gotta love how he doesn't even look that different from the others. I wouldn't have know he was made of wood if they didn't point it out

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort Před 2 lety +254

    I’m starting to appreciate the animation of the Barbie movies a lot more

    • @darkrose5162
      @darkrose5162 Před 2 lety +2

      Nah, Barbie worse

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 Před 2 lety +6

      To be fair, they dubbed over a Russian voice acted and animated film. Which is why lip-syncing probably looks horrible and doesn't match any animation.
      They definitely should've tweaked the animation to fit the english version better but considering they never decided to fix any of the bad acting.. that would've been far too much work for them.

  • @CoralieUndead
    @CoralieUndead Před 2 lety +8517

    I’m disappointed that they made him chase a girl, who tf are they kidding 🤡🤡🤡

  • @pinghackswifi9339
    @pinghackswifi9339 Před 2 lety +13254

    “dad i’m straight” 🤥

  • @numburger
    @numburger Před 2 lety +103

    I love how Pinocchio went from being completely silent and straight faced to the fruitiest 14 year old boy they could get in the recording booth

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide Před 2 lety +145

    Part of me wonders if Pauly Shore was intentionally trying to sound as flamboyantly bland as possible just to see what he could get away with. Because no one would have given a shit about this movie without it.

    • @streakyanchovy
      @streakyanchovy Před 2 lety +4

      Same here. It seems like something he'd do for shits and giggles.
      He's having a good time owning this meme on his own CZcams channel at the very least.

  • @therandomstudio8942
    @therandomstudio8942 Před 2 lety +31591

    When he said "Father when can I leave to be on my oooowwn💅" that just killed me 💀

    • @lolwhat5993
      @lolwhat5993 Před 2 lety +2072

      Not the 💅 emoji 😭💀

    • @therandomstudio8942
      @therandomstudio8942 Před 2 lety +1875

      @@lolwhat5993 the 💅 fits too well with his voice you can practically see it when he's talking😭

    • @ZeldaNerd222
      @ZeldaNerd222 Před 2 lety +535

      💅💅

    • @therandomstudio8942
      @therandomstudio8942 Před 2 lety +1106

      @@ZeldaNerd222 "I'm made of high quality ✨material✨💅"

    • @honeytoast9204
      @honeytoast9204 Před 2 lety +724

      @@therandomstudio8942 ✨💅Material Girl💅✨

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful Před 2 lety +19895

    This got animated like it’s supposed to drop 20 years ago 😭😭

  • @mythical_ds8222
    @mythical_ds8222 Před 2 lety +470

    Is no one gonna talk about how he doesn’t even look like he’s made out of wood?

    • @tatertot3911
      @tatertot3911 Před 2 lety +25

      He moves so naturally too?

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 Před 2 lety +8

      Like a real boy

    • @mythical_ds8222
      @mythical_ds8222 Před 2 lety +9

      @@tatertot3911 he’s so freaking agile too.

    • @Daxons
      @Daxons Před 2 lety +20

      They just add a little pinch of wooden texture on his fucking face and called it a day.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Před 2 lety +48

    My theory is that Pauly Shore wasn’t instructed to voice his lines like this. He probably knew that the production company would be unlikely to find another English-speaking celebrity willing to be in the film so he started messing around to see what he could get away with, and they were either too scared to call his bluff or just didn’t give a crap.

  • @edentov
    @edentov Před 2 lety +2946

    I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S HIS ACTUAL VOICE ACTOR I'M FUCKING DEAD 💀

    • @taco_boi1167
      @taco_boi1167 Před 2 lety +201

      SAME I SAW THE FRUITY PINNOCHIO VIDEO AND I COULDNT BELIEVE THIS IS REALLLL

    • @JinxedToTheCore
      @JinxedToTheCore Před 2 lety +104

      SAME, I GOT SO TROWN OFF, I WAS LIKE “NAHHH THIS CANT BE REAL”😭🤚

    • @taco_boi1167
      @taco_boi1167 Před 2 lety +82

      @@JinxedToTheCore the moment i heard “fAaathEr” i knew i was in too deep

    • @JinxedToTheCore
      @JinxedToTheCore Před 2 lety +27

      @@taco_boi1167 the whole thing is like a fever dream

    • @sakurahirawa
      @sakurahirawa Před 2 lety +15

      @@JinxedToTheCore please help, I’ve gone into shock.

  • @thynnbruhm3139
    @thynnbruhm3139 Před 2 lety +2917

    Ok the "she is the most beautiful thing the world has to offer" killed me. He just sounds so dead inside plus his voice acting sounds like a high schooler in a rehearsal for a play. Also he just says that in such a stereotypical gay accent which killed me.

    • @Lemon_Boy.u.
      @Lemon_Boy.u. Před 2 lety +362

      He sounds like he's trying to fight the gayness

    • @bored8157
      @bored8157 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Lemon_Boy.u. 🐸👉🏻👌🏻

    • @lemon1910
      @lemon1910 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Lemon_Boy.u. LMFAO 💀 FR

    • @benjaminshealey5404
      @benjaminshealey5404 Před 2 lety +52

      Twinkie bottom-Bitch Pinocchio and Daddy Geppeto

    • @selene13000
      @selene13000 Před 2 lety +57

      @@benjaminshealey5404 i feel like this title exists somewhere in the internet

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Před 2 lety +20

    Pauly Shore: **Wakes up** “What a beautiful day in 2022! What could possibly go wrong?”
    **Checks his computer and sees a trailer for a movie he casted in 10 years ago**
    Pauly Shore: “Oh God.. I didn’t think it would actually get released.”

  • @lunalechevalier6471
    @lunalechevalier6471 Před 2 lety +10

    4:38
    "She is the most beautiful thing, the world has to OfFa"

  • @GamingForeverEpic
    @GamingForeverEpic Před 2 lety +2267

    From what I’m getting from the trailer is
    1. They aren’t going to engage in Pinocchio’s main flaw. His nose. Whenever Pinocchio lies. His nose grows bigger. But you never see that in the trailer.
    2. It’s just going to be another boring love story gimmick

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +313

      A paint by numbers romance plot

    • @ranasuka6006
      @ranasuka6006 Před 2 lety +253

      Maybe with this Pinocchio his other wood grows when he sees cute guys

    • @madisnzz
      @madisnzz Před 2 lety +206

      I saw him saving the girl and immediately thought “that’s gonna be the love interest 😐” can we have any childrens movies that isn’t just about guy falling in love with helpless girl?

    • @jikkari
      @jikkari Před 2 lety +82

      @@madisnzz nah, we can’t. This is just a moneygrab I can tell.

    • @sirsnakespeare
      @sirsnakespeare Před 2 lety +23

      Maybe it's not his nose this time 👀

  • @sliced8669
    @sliced8669 Před 2 lety +16406

    They made pinnocho a twink and idk if that makes me want to watch it more or not

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +3819

      We all know the REAL reason he wants to be a real boy; so he can be with a real man~

    • @sliced8669
      @sliced8669 Před 2 lety +1718

      @@BradleySmithCZcams the horses won’t be the only stallions

    • @sonique_31
      @sonique_31 Před 2 lety +405

      @@BradleySmithCZcams 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😂🤣😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sladeTek
      @sladeTek Před 2 lety +483

      It’s gonna be so bad that maybe it’ll actually be good

    • @FEARisCOLD
      @FEARisCOLD Před 2 lety +70

      Lol Pauly Shore just talks like that but he was never a twink. He’s Californian.

  • @artskies101
    @artskies101 Před 2 lety +42

    2:13 should not have made me laugh as hard as it did.
    Also what kind of FRUIT tree was he made from

  • @hciueebdhcbduhxsu
    @hciueebdhcbduhxsu Před 2 lety +3

    His most iconic line:
    “Father when can I live to be on my ooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnn😩😩😩😩 I’ve got the whole ✨WORLDUSSYYY✨”

  • @blackbox3008
    @blackbox3008 Před 2 lety +4684

    The voice would be fine, but the story cannot involve him being in love with a girl if they have that voice
    *Ahem* we all know why

    • @littlemdiamond280
      @littlemdiamond280 Před 2 lety +446

      Dont want to sound bad but like YES AJSBAAJAJAJK "when can i leave to be on my ooooooooooooooooown😍💁‍♂️💅"

    • @goroakechisnumberonewife
      @goroakechisnumberonewife Před 2 lety +254

      When can i leave on my oooowwwwwnnnnnnnuhhhh😩😩

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 Před 2 lety +313

      Maybe she's got a massive tree between her legs

    • @seansswamp
      @seansswamp Před 2 lety +46

      @@littlemdiamond280 HWKEOD

    • @xxxmcnuggwtsxxx9859
      @xxxmcnuggwtsxxx9859 Před 2 lety +100

      He should've been voiced by Chris Pratt

  • @starchaser777
    @starchaser777 Před 2 lety +2626

    the fact that they'll give Pinocchio a love interest to me is just... worse than the voice acting

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 Před 2 lety +189

      The animation quality also looks like it's from the early 2000s, and off-brand too since Chicken Little had better animation than this.

    • @lumeanoastra1252
      @lumeanoastra1252 Před 2 lety

      Stf

    • @themaninsideyourdreams.882
      @themaninsideyourdreams.882 Před 2 lety +3

      @𝔪𝔞𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔲𝔎𝔢𝔯 Bom dia caro brasiliense.

    • @julliestans2271
      @julliestans2271 Před 2 lety +2

      Ora vejam só
      Um br
      :)

    • @peramassada_
      @peramassada_ Před 2 lety +1

      @𝔪𝔞𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔲𝔎𝔢𝔯 zoadasso

  • @Requiem100500
    @Requiem100500 Před 2 lety +33

    "I'm made of wood" - "yeah, whatever" - "also, I'm straight" - "SAY WHAT NOW"

  • @icarussarts
    @icarussarts Před 2 lety +40

    Even my never-finished 3D animation assignemt looks better than this trailer. HAVE MERCY OF US AND NEVER PLAY THIS THING IN A THEATRE!

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +3

      Ha ha, you could help animate the sequel!

    • @icarussarts
      @icarussarts Před 2 lety +3

      @@BradleySmithCZcams if it doesn't get wiped off the Internet due to fan uprising and people who want their money back :')

  • @Qx69
    @Qx69 Před 2 lety +2397

    If he sees a shirtless guy and lies about being interested two woods would grow

  • @pixelk8261
    @pixelk8261 Před 2 lety +11700

    Pinocchio doesn't even look like he's made of wood in this movie. He already looks like a real boy unless you look really closely at his nose. The only way you could gleam that he's made of wood is from the sound effects

    • @Emmanuel44444
      @Emmanuel44444 Před 2 lety +102

      Wait he's wood?

    • @pixelk8261
      @pixelk8261 Před 2 lety +588

      @@Emmanuel44444 yeah. all other adaptations are super obvious that he's a puppet (see shrek, or the disney film) but this one's character design is bad

    • @zebradude1624
      @zebradude1624 Před 2 lety +479

      @@pixelk8261 yea, and also the trailer doesnt even show him lying and his nose growing, idk if thats even gonna be in the real movie because thats like the whole thing of pinochio

    • @pixelk8261
      @pixelk8261 Před 2 lety +277

      @@zebradude1624 i actually forgot that was an element to the pinocchio story until you mentioned it. jesus this trailer sucks

    • @personperson8712
      @personperson8712 Před 2 lety +110

      They also made him a twink. (Made him blonde too lmfao)

  • @sunnalyn
    @sunnalyn Před 2 lety +6

    Pinocchio throughout the whole trailer (and probably the whole movie): 😩💅

  • @littlegoblinjunior1034
    @littlegoblinjunior1034 Před 2 lety +5

    The Emoji Movie: “Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

  • @marvelous_680
    @marvelous_680 Před 2 lety +10046

    Once Pinocchio goes out in the real world, he's gonna try every different type of wood. 😍✨

  • @michaeltrees7106
    @michaeltrees7106 Před 2 lety +7447

    I'm just waiting for Pinocchio to walk up onto the roof shouting "I did not hit her! I did naht!"

  • @chidubememma-ugwuoke9660
    @chidubememma-ugwuoke9660 Před 2 lety +4

    3:51 Because in the Disney movie, there was a cat & a fox. There’s literally a Italian song about them that was in Luca called Il Gato e la Volpe

  • @Joel_Fish
    @Joel_Fish Před 2 lety +3

    “It was either him or Chris Pratt” I’m dying 😂😂

  • @elgebar7337
    @elgebar7337 Před 2 lety +2621

    The worst part about this trailer is that they say "not Leonardo or else he'll be a turtle that only
    cares about pizza" LIKE THAT'S MICHAELANGELO YOU HACKS

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 2 lety +259

      technically all the turtles like pizza

    • @oscarlapidario4468
      @oscarlapidario4468 Před 2 lety +37

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 true

    • @Vitafiend
      @Vitafiend Před 2 lety +90

      Leonardo had honor and responsibilities lol

    • @allmigthygoddess939
      @allmigthygoddess939 Před 2 lety +112

      Leonardo- leader and levelheaded
      Rafael- brave and hotheaded
      Donatello- Smart and introverted
      Michaelangelo - fun and lighthearted
      All of them-love pizza

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman Před 2 lety +15

      Because movie writers these days give a shit about the source material or the pop culture refs they're just tossing in there, right? I mean, look at the Amazon's Lord of the Rings, they don't have a clue what they're writing about, they just made a fantasy show and put the name on it.

  • @kairobison3565
    @kairobison3565 Před 2 lety +14548

    the sheer emotion in the voice acting just makes me laughing my ass off.
    Its the writers, its always the writers that take the blame.
    [edit] It's even worse, the original movie was made in *Russia* and in *This Year* . And this is supposed to be an english dub over it...

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +691

      Yeah, and they just translated this POS

    • @squib1651
      @squib1651 Před 2 lety +421

      This looks like the dream music video

    • @1forgor
      @1forgor Před 2 lety +97

      @@squib1651 that shit makes me laugh so hard

    • @tigeron1402
      @tigeron1402 Před 2 lety +70

      when can I leave to be on my ohwnnn

    • @arvid8734
      @arvid8734 Před 2 lety +52

      I don't blame the voice actor, it's the one who was assigned to choose the "*PerFeCt*" voice actor

  • @TheMannequin
    @TheMannequin Před 2 lety +6

    5:26 you literally paused at the perfect time when Tibble knocked his head on that branch 💀

  • @Matthew-wi5im
    @Matthew-wi5im Před 2 lety +1

    I can't believe this movie is coming out this year and wasn't direct to dvd 10 years ago, like I swear my parents rented this for me and my siblings on redbox at some point

  • @invincible3521
    @invincible3521 Před 2 lety +3069

    I couldn't stop laughing, looks like a 2000s direct to DVD movie

  • @lexintothenex
    @lexintothenex Před 2 lety +7105

    Father, when can I leave to be on my ✨OoOoooooOOOOOwn?✨ 😩😩😩
    This video made me laugh so much thank you for making my day. I HAVE to watch this monstrosity.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +190

      Thanks for the awesome comment to help make my day! 😙 I watched this cringe trailer and just knew it was ripe for a quick video. I will def be doing a full review on this beastly turd when it releases, you can trust!

    • @lexintothenex
      @lexintothenex Před 2 lety +17

      @@BradleySmithCZcams Can't wait!

    • @fionaflop300
      @fionaflop300 Před 2 lety +125

      Pinocchio was yassified

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +52

      @@fionaflop300 best way to put it

    • @outinspace3083
      @outinspace3083 Před 2 lety +5

      I thought it was Andy Dick at first the way he said that

  • @JustCallMeEevee
    @JustCallMeEevee Před 2 lety +3

    (4:03)
    That was better humor than whatever the hell that Teenage Ninja Turtles reference was.

  • @PeteyBirdd
    @PeteyBirdd Před 2 lety +2

    I find it funny that two pinocchio movies are coming out this year, The really bad liongates one and the stop motion one that looks AMAZING-

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Před 2 lety

      The Lionsgate one is actually from Russia. Russian studios are pretty questionable, but Lionsgate is much shadier than most of them combined.

  • @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115
    @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 Před 2 lety +3007

    The worst part is that it names itself as "a true story" when it looks like one of the loosest adaptations of the book ever. Like, except for the basic premise of a living puppet and the malicious fox and the cat, there isn't absolutely anything similar.

    • @gigikju9934
      @gigikju9934 Před 2 lety +213

      And why do they have to throw in the “random love interest trope” out there in the middle of nowhere? Like, a cute friendship story is nice too???

    • @raf015_2
      @raf015_2 Před 2 lety +101

      @@gigikju9934 also Turchina (The Blue Fairy or more accurately the Fairy with blue hair) is supposed to be a sister/mother figure to Pinocchio def not a love interest

    • @ijustlikebees
      @ijustlikebees Před 2 lety +43

      @@gigikju9934 because generic animated kids movie

    • @thefoxmoonlight
      @thefoxmoonlight Před 2 lety +98

      also why isnt he lying? Pinocchio is supposed to be troublesome, he just seems like a generic gay boy. The dudes nose doesnt even grow when he says that girl is what he was waiting for his entire life... and it just doesnt grow at all cause he doesnt lie in this trailer.

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 Před 2 lety +19

      Honestly no kids adaptation would come close. Because that book is way too depressing. It was so sad I had to drop it after like a chapter cause it was actively making my days worse. So no, it's not really a cute fun adventure story

  • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
    @ExtemTheHedgehogLol Před 2 lety +771

    The voice acting is horrendous, the lip-sync is horrendous, the animation is horrendous, the jokes are horrendous, whatever the hell that plot is is horrendous. This movie scares me.

  • @theaterbee191
    @theaterbee191 Před 2 lety +3

    The editing and emephesis on "sorry BOBBY" just kills me 😂 (5:51)

  • @greendemon905
    @greendemon905 Před 2 lety +2

    Dude: "Are you made of wood?"
    Pinocchio: "Yes, and before you ask, yes!"

  • @johnclark926
    @johnclark926 Před 2 lety +2305

    This really does feel like a film that would have come out 20 years ago. In fact, the animation, character design, and writing is almost 1:1 with that Happily N'Ever After movie that released in 2006.

    • @ah3llfire
      @ah3llfire Před 2 lety +91

      This movie could only dream of reaching half the level that Happily N’Ever After is on

    • @SuccMunkey
      @SuccMunkey Před 2 lety +31

      Oh my God I haven't heard of Happily Never After in so long! I think I still have this movie in my basement lmfao. Dude you unlocked a horrific core memory ;-;-;-;

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat Před 2 lety +18

      Happily N'Ever After is *exactly* right! Even the weird shallow textures and movement style. This comment gave me flashbacks, I loved that film as a kid.

    • @chrissiep7363
      @chrissiep7363 Před 2 lety

      I was just about to comment this. I think I might rewatch that movie now since this trailer made me remember it existed.

    • @ankle_juice
      @ankle_juice Před 2 lety +8

      Thank you of reminding me of that god given movie

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 Před 2 lety +3461

    As soon as I heard the first joke I wanted to quit- also when I heard the voice acting for Pinocchio, I thought it sounded worse than the voice acting for randy in the new big Nate series

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +170

      Oh my god, Randy… the voice actor thought, “kids voices break, right? I’ll just do that a lot.”

    • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
      @serperiorandtheanimator9216 Před 2 lety +36

      @@BradleySmithCZcams exactly- like I feel like it would have been much better if he sounded like a male version of Jamie from the amazing world of gumball. (Actually now that I think about it, everyone in that show moves like they’re Jamie from the amazing world of gumball). Like randy? he’s supposed to be intimidating- or at least appear like he’s trying to be intimidating even if he’s covering up pain. (Which he is, kind of- like In one of the more recent big Nate books I read it kind of reveals that.) but with the voice cracking I just can’t take him seriously.

    • @personalover2498
      @personalover2498 Před 2 lety +6

      There's a new Big Nate series???

  • @laurabarss3543
    @laurabarss3543 Před 2 lety +1

    “And u gotta take me off this medicationnn” lmaoo

  • @Alewi619
    @Alewi619 Před 2 lety

    Love that at the end it says “find on dvd” love that it won’t even be in theaters

  • @SniperJade71
    @SniperJade71 Před 2 lety +1250

    I have a theory that they did the voice acting like that on purpose because they knew exactly how much of a quick cash grab this movie was. There is no other explanation.

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 Před 2 lety +56

      Given what they are up against, and taking into account modern humour, I wouldn't be surprised if that was their last ditch effort to at least cover their expenses.

    • @twentytwentyeight
      @twentytwentyeight Před 2 lety +6

      doing the same content as a GDT release in the same year? Casting the flying dutchman and Paulie was very intentional.

    • @HydraSpectre1138
      @HydraSpectre1138 Před 2 lety +7

      It was a Russian film that was horribly dubbed to English.

    • @lizzy4013
      @lizzy4013 Před 2 lety +6

      I mean, they were right, I’m watching this whole thing for the voice

  • @dancingbanana168
    @dancingbanana168 Před 2 lety +564

    They missed one crucial thing in the trailer, THE NOSE WHERES THE NOSE

  • @ZaynahF
    @ZaynahF Před 2 lety

    man this is the funniest video i’ve seen in a while 😭😭 surprised you don’t have more subs!

  • @vitaaeris
    @vitaaeris Před 2 lety +6

    Jokes aside, I really do recommend checking out the first Pinocchio you have shown the poster of! It’s an Italian take on the original story of Pinocchio that came out in 2019, and it was genuinely well made (I was positively surprised considering Italy produced bad comedy movies 90% of the time)

  • @Ghost-bk1mo
    @Ghost-bk1mo Před 2 lety +574

    They actually recently turned off the comments of the trailer💀

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 Před 2 lety +147

      I was sad when I saw that. The comments would have been spicy.

    • @huyphamle159
      @huyphamle159 Před 2 lety +32

      Scared of getting hate and harassment from the OGs I see

    • @annshoemake3007
      @annshoemake3007 Před 2 lety +14

      I still left a down vote

    • @jaushabakkas8127
      @jaushabakkas8127 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Hgh38 too spicy in fact

    • @whatever3440
      @whatever3440 Před 2 lety +6

      Isn't the video under the children category?

  • @barbararab6390
    @barbararab6390 Před 2 lety +766

    The circus dude has two furries with him and he thinks a kid made of wood is more interesting?

  • @mqtaidmqtaid
    @mqtaidmqtaid Před 2 lety +7

    Right now I'm glad to know that the movies I see are already dubbed into Spanish. The scare of Pinocchio's voice will haunt me all my life, that's for sure.
    Why, man... Why did they put that voice for a character like Pinocchio? I am embarrassed to hear it. And it's not the fault of the boy who dubbed the character, it's the fault of those who told him "oh yes, that's perfect"

  • @nambaonguyen6565
    @nambaonguyen6565 Před 2 lety +2

    Ngl when Pinocchio swung from the tree it sounded like a Minecraft firework

  • @iphiko9638
    @iphiko9638 Před 2 lety +1062

    Something that terrifies me is the implication that the horse will get killed. They called Pinocchio the "wooden Romeo" at one point. The horse is called Tybalt. Go figure.

    • @-That_F_Guy
      @-That_F_Guy Před 2 lety +77

      But Tybalt killed Mercutio so that technically makes the horse the bad guy who will be killed by Pinocchio

    • @athenasimp9928
      @athenasimp9928 Před 2 lety +49

      Is Pinocchio going to kill his talking horse then???

    • @robertstephen8372
      @robertstephen8372 Před 2 lety +16

      @@athenasimp9928
      Well he did kill a talking cricket in the original story so..........

    • @Faux_Sunlight
      @Faux_Sunlight Před 2 lety +16

      Come on, they're butchering pinocchio, what makes you think they'll accurately reference romeo and juliet?

    • @iphiko9638
      @iphiko9638 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Faux_Sunlight Nothing, but it'd be funny if that was the only accurate thing they did quite honestly

  • @jakwashere104
    @jakwashere104 Před 2 lety +922

    “Pinocchio, in the wood challenge, you showed us your *bark* is worse than your bite, it appears you aren’t quite a *material* girl, sashay away”

  • @jaelyn6028
    @jaelyn6028 Před 2 lety +1

    just randomly saw you on my recommended, and now u got another subscriber my guy

  • @imanelattar8991
    @imanelattar8991 Před 2 lety

    The voice acting just gives me chaotic 2012 vines energy and it sends me all the way back where the sun don't shine

  • @gothicgirl4261
    @gothicgirl4261 Před 2 lety +367

    When he said “Father when can I leave to be on my own,” he sounded like the guy from the webtoon ads who would always say ,” I wAnt hOt cHocY.”

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 Před 2 lety +270

    Can we talk about the “Leonardo” joke on the very beginning? Has to be one of the dumbest I’ve ever heard

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 Před 2 lety +21

      Leonardo isn't even the one that eats pizza all the time. He'll eat it every now and then because his brothers do. But Michelangelo is the one that REALLY likes pizza. All Leo does is train and meditate all day everyday.

    • @kaikai9122
      @kaikai9122 Před 2 lety +16

      @@mee091000 I know that’s part of what pisses me off, also it’s just so obscure and random to reference the ninja turtles in a movie like this

    • @JrnmoSanB
      @JrnmoSanB Před 2 lety +6

      The most forced reference of all times

  • @kickapoo1390
    @kickapoo1390 Před 2 lety

    Omfg I thought it was a parody when I heard Pinocchio's first line lol. The animation too, just perfect

  • @user-ti2ph6qb1y
    @user-ti2ph6qb1y Před rokem +1

    This is completely unrelated but you have a BEAUTIFUL smile 😭

  • @deadpoolwrestler7179
    @deadpoolwrestler7179 Před 2 lety +1461

    Just when I thought the horror versions was a bad idea, this one is just comedy to me.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +95

      Comedy gold

    • @pamplemoo
      @pamplemoo Před 2 lety +45

      The stop-motion is actually quite cool

    • @dartisboi
      @dartisboi Před 2 lety +1

      @@pamplemooIt is also directed by Guillermo De Toro and Obi-Wan is there.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BradleySmithCZcams Don’t you know that the same 3d movie that you reviewed is actually from a north Eurasian country? Not only that it’s from Russia, it’s also a recent adaptation of the legendary books that feature Buratino, Pinocchio’s lesser known blonde expy.

    • @nataliamoreno3302
      @nataliamoreno3302 Před 2 lety

      I think horror version would be dope

  • @Kogayane
    @Kogayane Před 2 lety +1182

    I think we should bully lionsgate to make it better like with sonic 😂😂

    • @stonefree7973
      @stonefree7973 Před 2 lety +81

      We should for real 😂😂

    • @xmiles2894
      @xmiles2894 Před 2 lety +130

      Except less people cares about it😂

    • @ghhhhhhhhhh
      @ghhhhhhhhhh Před 2 lety +79

      no i want to watch this movie as is in its whole unhinged glory

    • @8AKI47
      @8AKI47 Před 2 lety +1

      We should 😭

    • @aaronlane8276
      @aaronlane8276 Před 2 lety +7

      We can't dislike CZcams videos anymore. Remember?

  • @not-sodeadinside7237
    @not-sodeadinside7237 Před 2 lety

    How did I not find this channel earlier, holy shit
    Absolute gold👌🏽, subscribing immediately

  • @epictekk
    @epictekk Před 2 lety +2

    2:35 “A general store worker from runescape” 😂😂

  • @lyrlesnizard4947
    @lyrlesnizard4947 Před 2 lety +381

    As bad as Pauly Shore's line delivery is in this trailer, there's a high probability that they picked the best line reads, so it'll probably be worse in the actual movie

    • @mathieuschanz181
      @mathieuschanz181 Před 2 lety +15

      But his lines are meme material

    • @doodledude1108
      @doodledude1108 Před 2 lety +7

      The bad voice acting is most likely gonna end up being the best part of the movie.

  • @thehumenthing8504
    @thehumenthing8504 Před 2 lety +587

    This movie was made so we could get more excited about Del Torro’s take on Pinocchio. That’s the best explanation.

    • @leslieart2522
      @leslieart2522 Před 2 lety +16

      Del Toro* hahahhaa

    • @miticaBEP07
      @miticaBEP07 Před 2 lety +12

      Even Disney’s live action remake looks tasty in comparison.

    • @karaqakkzl
      @karaqakkzl Před 2 lety +1

      @@leslieart2522
      Toro is a Arena of Valor character, equivalent of Alistar in League of Legends

    • @ComeSandia
      @ComeSandia Před 2 lety

      @@karaqakkzl ?

  • @terricharles4231
    @terricharles4231 Před 2 lety

    LOVE the Napoleon Dynamite poster in the back ♥

  • @MythicGirl2210
    @MythicGirl2210 Před 2 lety +3

    4:32 OR CHRIS PRATT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'M DEAD!! 💀

  • @mutantsandmemes
    @mutantsandmemes Před 2 lety +162

    The narrator going "YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW" made me laugh my ass off cuz it's almost like he's saying "Oh, YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW what kind of trailer you were walking into? Guess you donnn'ttt 💅"

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom Před 2 lety +1021

    The fairy is red. Why?? She's supposed to be either blue or turquoise. How did they mess that up??

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +311

      No, that’s them showing their own creative spin! Lol the whole thing is a miserable failure

    • @Hirungolwe
      @Hirungolwe Před 2 lety +8

      I can't believe I'm defending this garbage but your comment is even worse than the trailer. Why tf does the dress color matter??

    • @inforced
      @inforced Před 2 lety +94

      @@Hirungolwe imagine peter pan wearing red cloth

    • @samschiang
      @samschiang Před 2 lety +99

      @@Hirungolwe her name in the book is the fairy with the turquoise hair, and the disney version just calls her the blue fairy or something like that and gives her a blue dress and blonde hair

    • @ecrin7065
      @ecrin7065 Před 2 lety +7

      its not Disney bro, that's why

  • @K4ima7ing101
    @K4ima7ing101 Před 2 lety +6

    He sounds so ✨fruity and gay✨ 🏳️‍🌈✨😩💅

  • @andreaapicella2243
    @andreaapicella2243 Před 2 lety

    For a split second I thought this was Del Toro's...my heart literally sank.

  • @XxeastplayzxX
    @XxeastplayzxX Před 2 lety +199

    I like how he's gay but he isn't gay.

  • @jbroz_tv0138
    @jbroz_tv0138 Před 2 lety +363

    This whole film looks like one of those bizarre cheaply animated movies you would see on previews back in the late 2000s/early 2010s on DVD's. And it should've stayed there

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Před 2 lety +5

      To make matters even funnier, this cheapish film is from Russia.

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 Před 2 lety +3

      Couldn't have said better

    • @RandomPerson-ui3xv
      @RandomPerson-ui3xv Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah its like one of those shitty animated movies that would play on channel 48 at like 3 am that nobody watches and gives a shit about

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick Před 2 lety +2

      Like monster house and hoodwinked

    • @ssaturnine13
      @ssaturnine13 Před 2 lety

      @@themanwhowouldbebrick omg i grew up on those lmfao-

  • @teapartypenguin1353
    @teapartypenguin1353 Před 2 lety +1

    The only justification for that tmnt joke would be if the Leonardo Da Vinci of their world is a talking turtle that likes pizza, who Geppetto knows personally and is not fond of, and Rafael, Michelangelo, and Donatello are also all turtles as a reference to tmnt.

  • @CalculyticCuber
    @CalculyticCuber Před 2 lety

    Straight to DVD. XD
    Tom Kenny and Jon Heder needed easy paychecks. lol.

  • @robertbench5187
    @robertbench5187 Před 2 lety +371

    Is it just me or it looks like it should've came out like back in early 2000s. 3D cartoon movies doesn't look like this anymore.

    • @555droid6
      @555droid6 Před 2 lety +17

      It's fucking gross

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 Před 2 lety +9

      F-cking Toy Story 1 looks better than this, and that was from 1995

    • @ruinthuessia1078
      @ruinthuessia1078 Před 2 lety

      @@mrgreenboy644 TRUUEEE

    • @faeri_
      @faeri_ Před 2 lety

      I think everyone’s forgetting it’s Dreamworks 😭
      (Full disclosure I can’t remember the last new Dreamworks movie I saw but it’s got to have been 10 years ago so Idek if they’ve improved then reverted)

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Před 2 lety

      One of the factors for how memetic it could become, is that it’s a Buratino movie being egregiously renamed for the international market just like its 1959 predecessor.

  • @rpgelectroking
    @rpgelectroking Před 2 lety +575

    Well, if Pauly Shore's career wasn't completely dead, it is now.

    • @sonicparadox2003
      @sonicparadox2003 Před 2 lety +15

      He needs fundage bro

    • @mandarian87
      @mandarian87 Před 2 lety +7

      I thought it already was. Why oh why couldn’t it have stayed dead…

    • @vaderlucid8802
      @vaderlucid8802 Před 2 lety +4

      @@sonicparadox2003 lmao!

    • @sonicparadox2003
      @sonicparadox2003 Před 2 lety +2

      @@vaderlucid8802 I'm glad someone understood that reference

    • @vaderlucid8802
      @vaderlucid8802 Před 2 lety +5

      @@sonicparadox2003 he needs fundage for CHEEEDERRR!

  • @orange_viking2806
    @orange_viking2806 Před 2 lety +1

    "FaAaThEr whEn CaN i LeavE t0 bE On My owN iVe g0T THe WhOLe WorLdUsSy" absolutely killed me.

  • @UltrafalconVX7
    @UltrafalconVX7 Před 2 lety +1

    that puppet is the funniest thing i have seen in a while

  • @awesomereesee7841
    @awesomereesee7841 Před 2 lety +711

    The thing is if this was an American production and not a Russian one Lionsgate would give this a wide release and have James Corden voice the cat.

    • @zivbartal4160
      @zivbartal4160 Před 2 lety +21

      He'll have a scene when he hits his crotch

  • @username1700
    @username1700 Před 2 lety +515

    The bad voice acting just makes it so funny. I am genuinely excited for it to come out lmao

  • @imrank9282
    @imrank9282 Před 2 lety

    I thought it was the Guillermo Del Toro version & was excited for it, but then was so confused first time I watched the trailer 🤣

  • @vindookiediesel9295
    @vindookiediesel9295 Před 2 lety +7

    i’d be surprised if they dare to put this on the big screen

  • @Dingus.8895
    @Dingus.8895 Před 2 lety +437

    The voice acting is so dead pan yet somehow it still gives the illusion of effort

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Před 2 lety +7

      This is acting so bad, you have to put in an effort to be that awful

  • @MacKenzieJewell
    @MacKenzieJewell Před 2 lety +357

    this trailer is such a wreck

    • @MacKenzieJewell
      @MacKenzieJewell Před 2 lety +17

      sidenote: i cant believe you just reminded my brain of ivan the incredible. whyd you have to do that.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +18

      @@MacKenzieJewell I'll review it eventually~

    • @GarsotoFilms
      @GarsotoFilms Před 2 lety +1

      Wreck my favorite kind of movies lol

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +1

      @@GarsotoFilms they are some of the best

    • @BrianKScott
      @BrianKScott Před 2 lety +4

      @@BradleySmithCZcams more like... Incredibly BAD movie amiright?

  • @jun-ml2rn
    @jun-ml2rn Před 2 lety

    watching this high was def an experience that is now in my top 3

  • @tiabilal10
    @tiabilal10 Před 2 lety

    "I'm made of high-quality material" MATERIAL GWORLL

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 Před 2 lety +326

    This unlocked a childhood memory. One time, when I was in, like, elementary school, I watched a live-action Pinocchio movie, and it wasn’t the family-friendly Disney story. I don’t remember exactly what the story was, but it was something like this:
    Pinocchio was about to become a real boy, but then he got turned into a donkey as a punishment for lying too much, made friends with another donkey, was put to work at a circus, reunited with his donkey friend who had been put to work at a mill and was dying due to being overworked, helped his dying friend with the mill, but then he died anyways, but, as a reward for being good, Pinocchio was no longer a donkey, and then he lied too much again, got eaten by a whale, and died. The end.

    • @ChaoticMartian
      @ChaoticMartian Před 2 lety +19

      Based.

    • @winterzealot
      @winterzealot Před 2 lety +27

      wtf??? This is hilarious, if you can find the name I’d love to watch!

    • @Sto79Be
      @Sto79Be Před 2 lety +46

      I’m confused, doesn’t that pretty much happen in the Disney cartoon version except the bit about Pinocchio dieing.

    • @oizys_5966
      @oizys_5966 Před 2 lety +17

      ahhh the good old creepy wood boy movie we all wished we never saw

    • @hokkaidoosaka4881
      @hokkaidoosaka4881 Před 2 lety +19

      I watched that but after he got eaten by a whale he got spat out and the fairy turned him into a boy and I also read a book when I was a kid that he got hanged lol

  • @Luizbr1224
    @Luizbr1224 Před 2 lety +327

    Pinocchio will finally found a use for his nose!!

  • @anormalhuman8959
    @anormalhuman8959 Před rokem +1

    "Father When can i leave to be on my ooooowwn💅, i got the whole world to seeeeee💅💅" It's so funny xD

  • @Hylianguy38
    @Hylianguy38 Před 2 lety +271

    After I saw this trailer on the Lionsgate channel a few days ago, I joined a comment thread in the comments section regarding the Ninja Turtles reference, replying with how bad animated movies use pop culture references, which are not jokes, to get a cheap chuckle out of people who do get the reference. I found out this morning that the comments section for the trailer on the Lionsgate channel has been disabled. I wonder why...

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +43

      HAHAHAHA!!! They couldn’t take the memey ridicule.

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 Před 2 lety +49

      I feel like the only instances of pop culture references in a fantasy film working for people were the Shrek series and Aladdin.

    • @BradleySmithYoutube
      @BradleySmithYoutube  Před 2 lety +30

      @@connorbeith3232 a small amount of meta humor can work put in the right place. Not one of the first jokes in the film! Lol

    • @Artizap_
      @Artizap_ Před 2 lety +10

      The comments only got removed because the video was marked “for kids”, which disables all comments.

    • @oizys_5966
      @oizys_5966 Před 2 lety +1

      the comments are disabled lmaoo xc

  • @VioletTheViolent.
    @VioletTheViolent. Před 2 lety +87

    why did they call this "a true story" 💀💀

    • @aaronlane8276
      @aaronlane8276 Před 2 lety +1

      There's nothing true about it; it's a fairytale.

    • @badulgumm5458
      @badulgumm5458 Před 2 lety

      They wanna sell it

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 Před 2 lety +2

      Ah yes I remember the true story of a flamboyant wooden boy who became a real boy through honesty and some other good stuff.

  • @CipherVoheim
    @CipherVoheim Před 2 lety

    The animation for this masterpiece of a movie reminds me of that "Dream" music video which also got memed on pretty hard.

  • @radvelvetcakez
    @radvelvetcakez Před 2 lety +1

    When he said Material my brain and the entire comment section knew.... Pauli Shor was ready to turn Pinocchio a meme