$1 Prison Meal Vs. $10 Prison Meal

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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  Před 6 lety +1892

    Hey, everyone, its Cody thank you for all the prayers yesterday, I had a family emergency and that's why we did not upload yesterday. I hope you enjoy today's video about a $1 Prison Meal vs a $10 Prison meal! Don't forget to get you some Merch too! teespring.com/afterprisonshow-aps Thank you, everyone #APSARMY

  • @marx188
    @marx188 Před 6 lety +591

    10$ prison meal:
    *33 butt nakeds*

  • @mikelong2756
    @mikelong2756 Před 6 lety +1798

    If you ain't getting sponsored by ramen noodles yet something is wrong

    • @ilovekfc2
      @ilovekfc2 Před 5 lety +7

      mike long lol so true

    • @jaybee3327
      @jaybee3327 Před 5 lety +34

      Tell that to people serving life

    • @WWSethTV
      @WWSethTV Před 5 lety +9

      @@jaybee3327 LMAO

    • @wut462
      @wut462 Před 5 lety +2

      I love KFC you are kfc how do you support noodles

    • @georgecricket9870
      @georgecricket9870 Před 5 lety +2

      @@ilovekfc2 What about you? KFC hooking it up yet?

  • @nix_curly3657
    @nix_curly3657 Před 5 lety +780

    Legend has it he’s still looking for someone to trade with

    • @dominicwright890
      @dominicwright890 Před 5 lety +6

      Shut up your not funny

    • @PabloEskyBruz
      @PabloEskyBruz Před 5 lety +34

      @@dominicwright890 *you're
      Edit 1: people still getting upset with this comment, should just watch the damn video instead. XD

    • @thicco9661
      @thicco9661 Před 5 lety +8

      @@dominicwright890 oof

    • @trorze8953
      @trorze8953 Před 5 lety +6

      DramaticSurvivor you honestly didn't have to do the man like that🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @abastasolo4635
      @abastasolo4635 Před 5 lety +4

      MROEEOW MEEEEEOW MEEEOW

  • @SymbolicSplenetic
    @SymbolicSplenetic Před 5 lety +903

    Sad to say, this shit is actually legit useful for many modern college students too.

    • @gizmomogamxs9536
      @gizmomogamxs9536 Před 5 lety +24

      Sad thing is bro I use this when I'm back from class

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings Před 5 lety +27

      or just poor white boys like me :)

    • @higgs135
      @higgs135 Před 5 lety +8

      Lol college students cant cook food? Lmao

    • @kalani4ever359
      @kalani4ever359 Před 4 lety

      I just ate one lol

    • @Bustard
      @Bustard Před 4 lety +17

      @@higgs135 what you cookin' for 1 dollar ? once you get up to 10 i can see your point but tradin shit with people at college would make sense tho it would ultimately make you look weird af lmao

  • @Chaydex
    @Chaydex Před 6 lety +393

    As a student I really appreciate these prison meal ideas, I'm sometimes even more broke than an inmate so these come really handy

    • @ArghRawrWhoa
      @ArghRawrWhoa Před 6 lety +47

      Cyclon3 that college life ain't no joke

    • @bennyboy97100
      @bennyboy97100 Před 6 lety +7

      Fucking A right

    • @HidekiShinichi
      @HidekiShinichi Před 6 lety +12

      homebaked bread is a solution for you. no need for yeast even, you can make bread with sourdough. basically you need flour and water only. sure best results with dutch oven (you need normal oven and some sort of heatproof dish wirh lid, best are cast iron pots) but you can do that and you can have a good 2 kg of bread wirh 1 kg of flour

    • @IntermezzoR
      @IntermezzoR Před 6 lety +12

      Outside of prison you can make a meal thats SO MUCH better for $10, potatoes with some nice vegetables (sugar snap beans are a personal favourite) and if you dont buy a too big piece you can even afford a more luxurious meat (Iberico pork for example which is out of this world!). Even for $1 you can make some nice stuff, check Brothers Green Eats on youtube they have a video on how to live on $3 a day/$1 meals.
      Best of luck with your education, and make sure to eat enough to stay healthy so you can focus on studying!

    • @bandito4492
      @bandito4492 Před 6 lety +14

      Great Dragon what are you talking about? You make no sense whatsoever maybe you’re the dumb ass that isn’t thinking about a good life.

  • @gabrielhipolito1234
    @gabrielhipolito1234 Před 5 lety +346

    1) Buy $10 worth of cheese (4 tubs)
    2) Trade 1 spoon full for ramen to multiple ppl
    3) At an estimated 20 scoops per tub, you’ll have 20 noodles per tub of cheese
    4) $10 of cheese = 80 noodles
    5) Paid $2.50 per tub/20 spoons=$0.12 per spoon=each bag of ramen only cost you $0.12
    6) Sell noodles for $0.30 a bag
    7) Profit ($24 gross revenue for every $10 of cheese)=$14 profit

    • @asimplebutimaginativeman2359
      @asimplebutimaginativeman2359 Před 5 lety +21

      Not bad. I never understood how people have no hustle or any income while locked up. At least trade 1 for 2

    • @jorelljones5697
      @jorelljones5697 Před 5 lety +14

      aaron anderson that prison cheese don’t go bad. No refrigeration needed and it lasts forever

    • @user-ld4qt6ci7b
      @user-ld4qt6ci7b Před 5 lety +9

      You don't need to sell noodles at a loss. Noodles ARE the currency, 3 noodles equal a dollar. For low dollar amounts, like under 5 dollars, you might trade in noodles.

    • @kalani4ever359
      @kalani4ever359 Před 4 lety +34

      Sorry but there's no way there's 20 scoops per tub...I would say there's less than 10 actually...and yes I know from experience...

    • @tommyjohnson7506
      @tommyjohnson7506 Před 4 lety +2

      Easier said than done. I feel like that’s impossible

  • @user-ph1ju1uo2e
    @user-ph1ju1uo2e Před 5 lety +681

    dont go jogging with this merch
    believe me dont

  • @MacMashPotato
    @MacMashPotato Před 5 lety +987

    god dam..... the one dollar prison meal is better then what i eat most nights.

  • @DLR_937
    @DLR_937 Před 6 lety +275

    The only guy on the internet that can make reminiscing about prison seem good.😂

  • @neonz2712
    @neonz2712 Před 4 lety +191

    Get you somebody who looks at you like Joe looks at them ramen noodles.

  • @ninjaisnothyper389
    @ninjaisnothyper389 Před 5 lety +259

    Gordon Ramsay wants your location

    • @lillianbabyak7925
      @lillianbabyak7925 Před 5 lety

      Ninja is Not Hyper 😂😂

    • @DJTinsletooth
      @DJTinsletooth Před 5 lety +5

      I was actually thinking about how Gordon Ramsay would cook in prison while watching this. hahahah

    • @ev5837
      @ev5837 Před 4 lety

      @@DJTinsletooth Ramsey has the fortitude to be a pod boss lmao

    • @annihilator5494
      @annihilator5494 Před 4 lety

      @@ev5837 Everyone would love him as cook mad respect would be gained immediately

    • @chadboy77
      @chadboy77 Před 3 lety

      I think it would be cool to sit with Gordon Ramsey and have him make a meal with ONLY what would be available to you in prison. Along with the cooking utensils and they use. it would almost bear some sort of challenge for him.

  • @avianna8960
    @avianna8960 Před 5 lety +176

    The cat analogy had me DYING 😂 especially with the corn chips lmao

    • @milescorporosus4058
      @milescorporosus4058 Před 3 lety +7

      I wasn't expecting him to do it again so when it came back for the corn chips I lost it. 😂

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 Před 3 lety +8

      @@milescorporosus4058 "ill be back to see you tomorrow...... MEOWWW" 😂😂😂

    • @chrisallie9960
      @chrisallie9960 Před 3 lety

      How’s that funny

    • @BigBrainTime7070
      @BigBrainTime7070 Před 2 lety

      @@chrisallie9960 Yeah, funny how, funny like a clown? Does he amuse you?

  • @SuperCholo713
    @SuperCholo713 Před 6 lety +211

    $1 = (in Texas prisons) 3 Soups
    10 chico sticks/fruit sticks
    2 sodas
    4 water bottles
    1 cheap coffee bag
    1 hot cocoa mix
    6 electrolyte mix
    2 potato chips
    2 nacho cheese chips
    1 bag of rice
    1 box of sweetener
    1 grape jelly bottle
    1 bag instant milk
    2 bags cream cheese
    4 jalapenos
    1 bag m&m plain/peanut
    1 bag lemon head
    1 snickers bar
    1 twix candy bar
    As a CO I learned the value of commissary items, and also learned to make a spread, trust me they are good af

    • @yeetemall5295
      @yeetemall5295 Před 5 lety +16

      I dont even wanna know what 10$ is worth

    • @Mrnasty-st3pw
      @Mrnasty-st3pw Před 5 lety +4

      Yea spreads are good af my dad tought me how to make chili spread we call them chili wraps they are good its just ramen chili crushed fritos and cheese dip

    • @slyknighton7534
      @slyknighton7534 Před 5 lety +11

      wow that’s a lot for just one dollar

    • @boyo.s
      @boyo.s Před 5 lety +1

      inflation bro, that means that 1 cent = 1 dollar.

    • @georgecricket9870
      @georgecricket9870 Před 5 lety

      Ok 12, whatever u say...

  • @miketike3246
    @miketike3246 Před 2 lety +18

    It cracks me up about how he's worried about the sodium in the Ramen flavor packet, but all the other ingredients literally total about 6,000 mgs of sodium, lol!

    • @markl5998
      @markl5998 Před 9 měsíci +2

      He keeps mentioning his high blood pressure. And how the packets of seasoning are like heartattack fuel.
      The real issue with his blood pressure is because of his smoking cigarettes

    • @angelchavez458
      @angelchavez458 Před 7 měsíci +1

      JUST IN JOY IT😅

  • @johnex3537
    @johnex3537 Před 4 lety +20

    10% of prisoners control 90% of ramen noodles

  • @Emily-tc6wx
    @Emily-tc6wx Před 6 lety +567

    Imagine getting arrested wearing that aps merch.. like hey i got my oranges ready 😉😂

  • @wolfofthenightsky708
    @wolfofthenightsky708 Před 6 lety +367

    Joe could probably make a lot of money selling a prison cook book

    • @chevy2061
      @chevy2061 Před 6 lety +11

      WolfOfTheNightSky Meme I would get that and make everything

    • @msannaoop5847
      @msannaoop5847 Před 6 lety +7

      It already exists

    • @msannaoop5847
      @msannaoop5847 Před 6 lety +4

      WolfOfTheNightSky Meme but his book could be good if he made one I have the first book called prison ramen

    • @michaelinglis8516
      @michaelinglis8516 Před 6 lety +4

      That's stupid as fuck, there's nothing cool about shitty prison food. I've been down twice when i was younger, any glorifying of prison time or prison culture once your out is pathetic.

    • @forestpurple8645
      @forestpurple8645 Před 6 lety +4

      He's making a lot of,money selling a 10 buck hoodie for 35-.-

  • @rileyboy1066
    @rileyboy1066 Před 5 lety +22

    This Channel makes me so happy, the facts he’s prospering off going to prison is so good. I don’t watch every video but I always check in from time to time to make sure you’re staying out of trouble😂

  • @js9014
    @js9014 Před 2 lety +12

    I love it how “gimme 5 more chips” shows how easily you can be exploited without even realizing it

  • @straightfacts5696
    @straightfacts5696 Před 6 lety +45

    Ur having so many flashbacks while doing this I can tell 😂😂😂

  • @chevy2061
    @chevy2061 Před 6 lety +981

    Lol Just leave the whole gallon out here we got it.🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

    • @jogstabooty
      @jogstabooty Před 6 lety +25

      chevy meow meow meow meow

    • @annegreenwood3624
      @annegreenwood3624 Před 6 lety +4

      do you use boiling water to cook them

    • @chevy2061
      @chevy2061 Před 6 lety +11

      sharon anne henwood I think that's the Chinese your thinking of

    • @mikemarkin9242
      @mikemarkin9242 Před 6 lety +5

      chevy 😂💀💀

    • @taylorfoote66
      @taylorfoote66 Před 6 lety +5

      chevy u forgot🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

  • @xojadenangel8717
    @xojadenangel8717 Před 4 lety +118

    These always makes me wanna go make some ramen noodles

    • @bringdarukus663
      @bringdarukus663 Před 4 lety +10

      Yo same lol I was suppose to have some inside out burgers and fries today, but ended up watching one of his vids on ramen noodles and decided to just make what he did.
      Don't regret it one bit, my taste buds are shit so everything mostly good.

    • @AmericanPowerstrokes
      @AmericanPowerstrokes Před 4 lety

      Mee too

    • @joeyricefried9621
      @joeyricefried9621 Před 2 lety

      I’m craving them

  • @RETRO_BELL
    @RETRO_BELL Před 5 lety +33

    Joe "While I was locked up" Gerrero

  • @piegoesboom
    @piegoesboom Před 6 lety +211

    as a broke college student this is very relatable

    • @ArghRawrWhoa
      @ArghRawrWhoa Před 6 lety +6

      Reggie Scerbo college life ain't no joke

    • @rozzy3528
      @rozzy3528 Před 6 lety

      Why don't you just get a job at a McDonald's or something..

    • @VIMSLAYTHEVIKING
      @VIMSLAYTHEVIKING Před 6 lety +9

      Ok then You clearly don’t know how shitty minimum wage is.

    • @Vortex-zb6be
      @Vortex-zb6be Před 6 lety +30

      Why don't you get a small loan of a million dollars?

    • @stonephone
      @stonephone Před 6 lety

      HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @jeremybourque7179
    @jeremybourque7179 Před 6 lety +507

    Shank someone every time he says "While locked up"

  • @ITZCELERY888
    @ITZCELERY888 Před 4 lety +18

    when he shakes the packets hes in a whole new world

  • @junirmoneyway8402
    @junirmoneyway8402 Před 5 lety +30

    “It’s like a taste explosion in your mouth” one day I’ll be mature enough to not laugh at that😂

  • @theplayboi9619
    @theplayboi9619 Před 6 lety +66

    This video is better than buzzfeed

    • @merlinklink3872
      @merlinklink3872 Před 6 lety +6

      Lil_JK 47 thats not saying much

    • @rap1d29
      @rap1d29 Před 6 lety +6

      Lil_JK 47
      That is making the video seem like trash

    • @pussdesutroyer9481
      @pussdesutroyer9481 Před 6 lety

      Lil_JK 47 me sitting on my toilet taking a shit while recording is a better video then the majority of buzzshit videos

  • @saturngutz6168
    @saturngutz6168 Před 6 lety +811

    *aggressively meows*
    Damn.

  • @blinkingcursor3480
    @blinkingcursor3480 Před 4 lety +8

    "Mixin' Up Our Chicken and Cheese"
    "Our Cheese and Chicken!"
    You Ever Had Cheese and Chicken?!
    That's how you know you making something good, you have to ask somebody about it 🤣

  • @draven6450
    @draven6450 Před 3 lety +9

    "I can feel my arms getting bigger already"
    No joe you mean you can feel your arteries getting bigger from eating that

  • @mullaneymike79
    @mullaneymike79 Před 5 lety +190

    Man...turned your whole life around....proud of you man....i have 1 more court date left and im done with this shit so i can relate....keep up the good work👍

    • @kirbyolsen5941
      @kirbyolsen5941 Před 5 lety +4

      Mike Mullaney still hanging in the free world?

    • @sniffingdogartofficial7257
      @sniffingdogartofficial7257 Před 5 lety +1

      @@kirbyolsen5941 I guess not.
      Ahhhh dang...

    • @MrAmazing3001
      @MrAmazing3001 Před 5 lety

      Tragic

    • @noahramirez6156
      @noahramirez6156 Před 5 lety

      Compliment Thief stop just go get help

    • @OrangeDiamond33
      @OrangeDiamond33 Před 4 lety

      Prison looks like fun! Kinda like being a Boy Scout or McGuiver. I would love to figure out ways to do stuff with very little. I really want to fish kites and stuff too

  • @pepethefrog357
    @pepethefrog357 Před 6 lety +338

    he went to prison for stealing rammen noodles

  • @HibernusMortis1
    @HibernusMortis1 Před 4 lety +5

    Someday Joe gonna be pictured on Ramen like Aunt Jemima is on syrup! Love your videos man. :)

  • @bankrobba6731
    @bankrobba6731 Před 5 lety +39

    Ramen noodles .33 a peice ? They .50 a peice out here, ur telling me there’s a better economy in prison

  • @younggg4209
    @younggg4209 Před 6 lety +168

    "Pimp Gon be eatin good noodles erryday" -Tay K

    • @tyrusvanciel8706
      @tyrusvanciel8706 Před 6 lety +10

      Well hes eating them good noodles everyday now thats for sure

    • @TK-ib2vu
      @TK-ib2vu Před 6 lety +6

      Tyrus Vanciel gotta look at the bright side of things. Tay k was fucked from the start lmao. Atleast his lil breakout fame has netted him $ for commissary

    • @tyrusvanciel8706
      @tyrusvanciel8706 Před 6 lety +3

      T Kay actually je dont get no money i know this cause a guy named xraided got locked up for a murder he actually didnt commit hes still doing life but hes made like 4 or 5 albums maybe more while he was locked up and before hes brotha lynchs home boy if u know who that is but point is he aint getting shit for.all his raps and on top of that everytime he made an album they threw him in the hole

    • @x-nova5957
      @x-nova5957 Před 6 lety

      Younggg 420 so that's what he meant

    • @Sincerelyzey
      @Sincerelyzey Před 6 lety

      It’s kid gonig to be eating good noodles everyday

  • @sentanyl3399
    @sentanyl3399 Před 6 lety +482

    Come on Joe, you know you gotta bust up them soups by throwin em on the ground lol

  • @winningsince1992
    @winningsince1992 Před 4 lety +18

    People be like imagine how can you only eat a ramen noodle. Meanwhile that was 90% of my lunch from 6-16. Occasionally we got some American cheese, that came individually wrapped, that we would mix in and feel like we where living large. Also if you got the shrimp, or as we knew it the pink packet, you where balling. The way you knew if you were truly poor is how much watered down the soup was and if you mixed it with the next batch

  • @RenegadeGamer89
    @RenegadeGamer89 Před rokem +1

    I remember years ago I was kicked out of the house after I graduated high school. At the time after rent and everything I could only afford $20 a week for food. A guy my friend knew took me to dollar tree and showed me how to make spread. His exact words were, "This isn't healthy and you'll get tired of it but it'll keep you alive." Watching this brings me back, real talk the Bar S Hotdogs are great in these.

  • @mackhomie6
    @mackhomie6 Před 6 lety +185

    8 minutes in and we're adding the first ingredient to the first of the two meals. Holy hell, no wonder this guy's so enthusiastic about prison; years into his sentence he's thinking to himself "hey, this first day wasn't so bad"

  • @markm6483
    @markm6483 Před 6 lety +141

    The best haircut ive ever had cost me a bag of coffee and a ramen, lol

    • @aceboggey6089
      @aceboggey6089 Před 6 lety +2

      Love_ Your_Pitty you aint lien bro!!!!!!

    • @xivwords5448
      @xivwords5448 Před 6 lety +3

      Love_ Your_Pitty what size coffee. Coffee is gold in county

    • @CLL21
      @CLL21 Před 6 lety +1

      Mine was for a honey bun & a snickers lol best fade ever

    • @rileysperbeck532
      @rileysperbeck532 Před 6 lety

      Same here buddy, cost me a sammich

    • @ShyDream_
      @ShyDream_ Před 6 lety +1

      @ Gay AF
      bro you look like 12

  • @FAHQU2
    @FAHQU2 Před 3 lety +1

    We used to do something similar to these. I was only in jail for a small bid so it was pretty relaxed, but we’d have the homie who did clean up swipe us an extra garbage bag (obviously clean). Then four of us or so would thrown in. We’d lay the garbage bag out on a table, get a base of ramen going, then throw on top, crushed up doritos, fritos, pepperoni, jerky, mayo, BBQ, nacho cheese and pickles. We’d then portion it up among those who threw in and put shares into empty chip bags. Sometimes, we’d leave a little extra in case someone wanted to trade say, a bag of tuna for a few scoops.

  • @jokesonyou5827
    @jokesonyou5827 Před 2 lety +2

    I decided to come back and rewatch this video and I must say, a pouch of shredded white chicken here in PA will run you about $5.69! That's the most expensive pouch on the commissary list.. everything else is anywhere between .79 cents to $2.69

  • @shonrogers3318
    @shonrogers3318 Před 6 lety +384

    Do the most expensive meal you can buy in prison

  • @crazyswampbob12ga
    @crazyswampbob12ga Před 6 lety +340

    Gordon Ramey guest host on the next one

  • @mrworldwide5811
    @mrworldwide5811 Před 5 lety +13

    You inspired me to put cheese on a sausage roll
    Thanks joe

  • @bobbowie5334
    @bobbowie5334 Před 5 lety +63

    They rip you off on the *soups* in _jail._

    • @afroman5531
      @afroman5531 Před 4 lety

      @Hunter The Based God makin hand over fist geez

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 Před 3 lety

      Yup where I was it was nearly 1$ per ramen >:/

    • @Opethfeldt
      @Opethfeldt Před 3 lety

      They exploit prisoners big time. Everything is marked way up.

    • @vincentr4922
      @vincentr4922 Před 3 lety

      82 cents in the county jail I was in in Texas

  • @user-jr2ue9nu6y
    @user-jr2ue9nu6y Před 6 lety +293

    Gets out of jail...continues to eat jail food. You can leave jail. but Jail cant leave you LOL.

    • @guccidondada579
      @guccidondada579 Před 6 lety

      Graeme Guerrilla jail food tastes good tho lol

    • @lostinnadrip9261
      @lostinnadrip9261 Před 6 lety

      Graeme Guerrilla stfub

    • @swizzybk1665
      @swizzybk1665 Před 6 lety +2

      Graeme Guerrilla if u were locked up with me i'd have u standing on the toilet singing love songs

    • @greggwalker3442
      @greggwalker3442 Před 6 lety

      -_-

    • @coldartz7769
      @coldartz7769 Před 6 lety +4

      that's the point of his channel, talking prison shit, that's why it's interesting
      "THINK"

  • @TheEvilEve2012
    @TheEvilEve2012 Před 6 lety +294

    I love your merch BUT I can NOT wear a bright orange shirt I am a fat chick and I will look like a pumpkin LMAO

  • @GoddesseyCreations
    @GoddesseyCreations Před 4 lety +3

    6:02 "You aint got no more milk? MOW MOW MOW"

  • @victoriahope8371
    @victoriahope8371 Před 2 lety +4

    Not going to lie. Some of these videos provide me with inspiration to experiment with different ingredients in the kitchen. Some ramen meals can really be amazing. Especially with meat and cheese and plenty of vegetables. Chips and cheetos make for the best crunch in a ramen recipe.

  • @martingrimes1215
    @martingrimes1215 Před 6 lety +176

    Those meals look like straight shit. Don't glamorize it Joe. You're a free man now. Fire up the grill and throw some steaks on it. You've earned it.

  • @Simon102367
    @Simon102367 Před 6 lety +58

    Joe you should put prison bars on the green screen and it would kind of set the prison setting better

  • @rustyshackleford6533
    @rustyshackleford6533 Před 5 lety +9

    the $100 meal fills a whole cell
    $1000 prison meal fills a block
    $10000 prison meal fills the whole prison with ramen and salt

  • @Bustermaniax
    @Bustermaniax Před 5 lety +21

    You should make a new video called "Inmate or college student meal"

  • @supermaxx1
    @supermaxx1 Před 6 lety +205

    Joe I can tell your docs chewed you out about your sodium content

    • @Spencer-vq7se
      @Spencer-vq7se Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @golamrafiuarko417
      @golamrafiuarko417 Před 6 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @glazkov4400
      @glazkov4400 Před 5 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @schprox
      @schprox Před 5 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @moea.9120
    @moea.9120 Před 6 lety +273

    This is really interesting. If someone ate a $10 meal every night they might want to be discreet about it because other prisoners could get jealous.

    • @adolfshitler3559
      @adolfshitler3559 Před 6 lety +20

      Moe A. $10x 365= 3650 a year I doubt they eat that every day

    • @daniellenard2872
      @daniellenard2872 Před 6 lety +1

      Moe A. Screw em ur box is ur box and I ate like that everyday I had a good hustle and good family keeping my box full I was eating a 7 dollar meal nightly and 3 Icy whites a day

    • @daniellenard2872
      @daniellenard2872 Před 6 lety +1

      chicken head lmao no man I was the “hall man” I did all the laundry and made set up bags for incoming inmates so I had access to soap and state tooth paste so I’d sell it for soup lol the family hooked me up with 50.00 a month

    • @marcuslarwa9098
      @marcuslarwa9098 Před 6 lety

      chicken head it doesn’t cost 10$ to make the meal cuz most people leave out the chicken cuz it doesn’t taste all that good anyway and most of the time your splitting up with at least 1 other person. Plus like dude said he had the hook up with soup and tooth paste. Those 2 items are 2 of the top 5 items u need soon as u get in. Before u even start buying soup and chips u have to get soup, shampoo, tooth paste tooth brush deodorant. If dude had the hook for soup and tooth paste he was prob getting most of the items he needed for his hook up every night anyway.

    • @shoominati23
      @shoominati23 Před 5 lety +5

      The only day you would be eating a meal like that is on PAYDAY, every day after that, meals get consecutively sparser.

  • @ennui6969
    @ennui6969 Před 5 lety +24

    Joe I have a million dollar idea start a prison cooking show.

  • @christopherkling5359
    @christopherkling5359 Před 5 lety +37

    Never throw out the seasoning trade it or use it in something else

  • @watchdog5122
    @watchdog5122 Před 6 lety +154

    My school's vending machine sells a bag of crisps for the same price as a prison...there's no denying it now.

    • @smh9262
      @smh9262 Před 6 lety +17

      bruceownsu it's a joke damn..

    • @smh9262
      @smh9262 Před 6 lety +21

      bruceownsu I apologize for not putting enough time into typing a reply on CZcams. Your lack of humor could be pretty detrimental to your social life.

    • @SHADOW-xb7ww
      @SHADOW-xb7ww Před 6 lety

      Chips

    • @sisterkeeper_486
      @sisterkeeper_486 Před 6 lety +1

      At my school a fruit snake that come in a value pack for lunch cost a dollar

    • @moho7779
      @moho7779 Před 6 lety

      My school gets the same food as the local prison my friends dad works there and it’s basically identical

  • @ihavenosubscribers8845
    @ihavenosubscribers8845 Před 5 lety +86

    I just keep laughing at the face on the ramen package

  • @bobbysmithwick8114
    @bobbysmithwick8114 Před 4 lety +10

    I was a guard in TDCJ and i saw a lot of this stuff with my own eyes... And i have actually eaten a lot of these meals youve shown. There they just called them "swole"

  • @Colony08
    @Colony08 Před 3 lety +2

    I enjoyed this video and a few others. This is giving me some really great ideas as I live on a budget and I absolutely love both ramen and boiled eggs. And since living on my own I have learned two things. 1. Shop in Bulk. And lesson 2.Make your food stretch. Since I struggled financially when I first moved in. My stomach shrank so I only eat once per day. But, my food lasts two months before I need to go shopping again. Well, minus eggs, milk, and cereal. And bottled water. Your channel is giving me some really good ideas to stretch my groceries mainly ramen, even further. So, for that I just want to say Thank you.

  • @TheGameBoyExpress
    @TheGameBoyExpress Před 6 lety +80

    "Don't put too much of this stuff in there, its like a heart attack in a package!" - *continues to poor hot cheeto cancer dust all over the meal*

  • @GmonTM
    @GmonTM Před 6 lety +70

    I kinda miss the shit without the green screen

  • @Father_of_Death
    @Father_of_Death Před 3 lety

    Dude.
    I stumbled upon this channel by random searching. Now all I have to say is this is slowly becoming one of my favorite channels.

  • @itsJP302
    @itsJP302 Před 4 lety +2

    When he couldn’t open the seal,I felt that 😂

  • @Gotbadbrains
    @Gotbadbrains Před 6 lety +176

    I love the cooking video's do more plz

    • @broznar1019
      @broznar1019 Před 6 lety +1

      not sure there's 74 different prison-ramen recipes out there... or maybe there are!

  • @hydrohedinvictus8697
    @hydrohedinvictus8697 Před 6 lety +215

    Prison? *college

    • @elikast8284
      @elikast8284 Před 6 lety +2

      *preschool * middle school *high school too

    • @elihernandez800
      @elihernandez800 Před 6 lety +4

      *innercity minorities since we were born. You college boys thinks its a struggle but imagine being poor most of your life, not just 4 years

    • @parodypaul
      @parodypaul Před 6 lety

      i felt that

    • @questioningeverything4200
      @questioningeverything4200 Před 6 lety

      Psycoholic2008 what the fuck are you talking about nerd no one gonna give you props or think your cool

  • @lukycharms9970
    @lukycharms9970 Před 3 lety

    Lol every video of prison meals I’ve seen makes it look like at least 75% of every prison meal is just crushing up shit in empty bags of ramen/chips haha

  • @bradhyde98
    @bradhyde98 Před rokem

    "You ain't got no more milk? Meow, meow, meow."
    Damn this dude can always make a mf laugh. I haven't watched his channel in a long time, sad tosay but I just thought to search him up. Still does not disappoint.

  • @foxhero1337
    @foxhero1337 Před 6 lety +6

    I caught a charge for trying to steal an After Prison Show t-shirt and was sentenced to 10 years of irony.

  • @grantbeard4567
    @grantbeard4567 Před 5 lety +110

    You should make black hoodies with bars on the back and APS army on the front

    • @robertfuller5619
      @robertfuller5619 Před 4 lety

      I'm sayin

    • @robertfuller5619
      @robertfuller5619 Před 4 lety +1

      Make the letters orange so its still cool and represents prison but not so loud

    • @trex8656
      @trex8656 Před 4 lety

      What would make it look like prison is 🧼 at the bottom of the hoodie and a guy trying to pick it it up

  • @AnthonyTNT85
    @AnthonyTNT85 Před 4 lety +8

    At 16:38 it almost seems like you thought you were back in for a second

    • @octopi1553
      @octopi1553 Před 3 lety

      I was thinking the same thing. Came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @helensharpe1700
      @helensharpe1700 Před 3 lety

      Odd how tastes and smell can just like zap you back into a memory

  • @mauricehightower554
    @mauricehightower554 Před 5 lety +5

    I remember eating that 10 dollar meal first bid

  • @braydensmith3945
    @braydensmith3945 Před 6 lety +84

    Joe bleeps out “naked” and “skinny dipping” but not “fuck” nice job Joe

  • @Pokeblue02
    @Pokeblue02 Před 6 lety +84

    Ramen needs to sponsor you

  • @captinbrooster5861
    @captinbrooster5861 Před 3 lety +1

    I really like when he does the reenactment sketches, it's pretty funny, I came back to this video to watch those trade sketches

  • @caboose22320
    @caboose22320 Před 4 lety +2

    11:04 damn.. so good it takes me back to when I was locked up lmfao

  • @tundrazzr3659
    @tundrazzr3659 Před 6 lety +37

    Bro, that last meal is gonna have you shitin for days.

  • @sgtleobella
    @sgtleobella Před 6 lety +24

    I like how you edited out skinny dipping and shit but not fucked up lol

  • @bonniehowell9206
    @bonniehowell9206 Před 2 lety +1

    Not only is it ridiculous what jails and prisons charge for commissary items, but that some county jails now charge inmates around $1.50 - $2.00 per day for their inedible meals . While the inmates are not required to pay back that amount, if you want to purchase commissary items someone needs to pay of that balance. That amount adds up quickly. Usually, to avoid paying this balance people go through through third party approved vendors to send care packages that are also outrageously expensive.
    I sent one once to help someone out and the $50 dollar package would cost around 8 dollars ar Walmart for those items.

  • @playingwithkash2134
    @playingwithkash2134 Před 3 lety

    “Now if we could have been able to use that PICKle or that jalaPENo or that ranch or that hot Soss” 😂😂

  • @Emily-tc6wx
    @Emily-tc6wx Před 6 lety +62

    I should buy that merch so my mates won’t ever looses me again... oh wait I don’t have any 😂

  • @billyjack6245
    @billyjack6245 Před 6 lety +91

    It’s really great seeing you do so great, after spending so long in prison. I’ve never been in trouble with the law but I enjoy your content

  • @steeplesheeple
    @steeplesheeple Před 3 lety

    I died every time you started meowing

  • @garywallace7415
    @garywallace7415 Před 2 lety +1

    3 chili noodles, 2 potatoes, 1 summer sausage, bag of chili fritos, and chili

  • @mosilver1572
    @mosilver1572 Před 6 lety +239

    I have a new girlfriend, don't know much about her. She is a good cook, but it's always ramen noodles, crushed up fritos, and things like that. Do you think she may have been in prison?

  • @koifry35
    @koifry35 Před 6 lety +39

    This is a meal I would eat after I re-up on some gas 😂

  • @capt.titustheunstoppable8491

    Little tip.
    Get a skid pack toothpaste tube and wash it out. Store your pepper packets in it. The mint really kicks that pepper up.
    Jailhouse deviled eggs:
    Get some hard boiled eggs.
    Cut in half and scoop out the yolks.
    Mix the yolks up with mayo packs, chicken ramen flavor pack, sugar and some pepper stored in the skid row toothpaste tube.
    Garnish with a sprinkling of salt and a little dusting of hot chicken ramen seasoning.
    Makes for a great appetizer during a movie with your friends.

  • @michaelhamilton313
    @michaelhamilton313 Před 3 lety

    YO I GOT A SOUP!! CAN I GET A SCOOP A CHEEEEEESE!!!? LMAO!!! The way you said that got me bro lol
    Thank you for the video my guy!

  • @CraycTVco
    @CraycTVco Před 5 lety +5

    My name is Cody, so when he said "Cody I hope you're hungry" I said yes I am, thinking it was someone in the room talking to me.

  • @koolkat8639
    @koolkat8639 Před 6 lety +18

    that $10 meal looks like a stomach ache

  • @lewischanko8550
    @lewischanko8550 Před 4 lety

    Been watching for 3 years now. Will watch until you stop. You got a supporter for life bro.

  • @wernherjulius589
    @wernherjulius589 Před 3 lety

    Thanx for that scoopa cheese!
    No mentioning where he might have gotten it from!
    He explains prison hierarchy like we are preparing to get locked up!

  • @brokenangel634
    @brokenangel634 Před 6 lety +52

    My brother makes these, but he swears it tastes the best in a garbage bag

  • @nickcarbaugh4301
    @nickcarbaugh4301 Před 6 lety +52

    Let me know when theres a shirt that says "I only eat junie cakes."

  • @idontgettireed7835
    @idontgettireed7835 Před 3 lety +1

    More like $2.33 cents just for that $1 bowl he just made haha

  • @robertcarey6028
    @robertcarey6028 Před 4 lety +1

    Never been to prison, but spent 15 months in county jail. Didnt get money on my books very often but i learned how to use what little art and poetry talent i had to earn a few items a week. That and i became a porter for my pod. With my cooking skills from the outside I learned how to make better meals with one or two others that would ask me what to bring, combined with mostly just what i saved from lunch and dinner from my extra trays, than what I would see 5 or more people every night throwing in anything that had and most of the time it become a combination or flavors that didnt work. Just became a pile of much. That why i never went in on a break with mode then 3 other people. I would tudn people away because i didnt want to over do it, plus Iv seem too many times people would say they didnt get enough and the others would say that they put in $4 and the other guy only did $2. So i kept it small and simple. And often because people knew i was a good cook and was one of the few honest guys there, they would often ask me what i wanted or needed to cook with. And they would just give it to me and all i had to do was cook and they would split it with me and often let me divide it up myself.